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00:00Don't, we're, it is quite a chore, I can't.
00:02Okay, bitch, what do you got to say?
00:04You are undead as well.
00:06And we've no time to fraternize.
00:08I have my mission and you no doubt have yours.
00:11We must not let this guy's overcome us.
00:17Did I not explain the urgency of our tasks?
00:20Who are you so uncouth as to lack such judgment?
00:23By the looks of you, I should think not.
00:31I should just kick her in the back.
00:44Alright, I'm going to try fighting a Titanite demon, brother.
00:47Alright, I'm going up the elevator now.
01:17Oh, you guys are deserving of this asshole.
01:23You guys outside the church?
01:24Yeah, hit me in the back.
01:29Oh, what the fuck?
01:33In dead angle.
01:36That's Dark Souls for you.
01:44Oh, that's death.
02:07His health is so annoying.
02:11Is pine resin good on him or no?
02:14Yeah.
02:16This is just straight up elemental damage.
02:19God, I hate this goddammit asshole.
02:22You should use your broadsword unless you've got a blunt weapon.
02:29I'll kick him, that's what I do.
02:45Oh no.
02:47I don't like the way I was trapped by his crotch.
02:51Excuse me, he pissed at it.
02:59What is the lore on these guys?
03:02Uh, I don't quite remember. I think it has to do with Titanite slabs.
03:07They were...
03:07He didn't jump at all.
03:10Special type demon.
03:11He killed me.
03:15He had one tap left and he did a jump hit and one shot me. Full health.
03:23That was the only time I took damage.
03:28Why did it do so much?
03:32I don't know, but...
03:35It just half healthed me and he didn't even hit me directly, dude.
03:39Yeah, he just did a jump and it was like a two foot jump.
03:43It wasn't even like high up.
03:45Isn't that cool?
03:48What the fuck?
03:51I like that he was literally almost dead.
03:54I could have shit on him and he would've died.
04:00That sucks.
04:10Okay. The angle that he can reach is insane. He doesn't spawn back, right, after the fire?
04:17No. Okay, thank you. Because he's special.
04:22Yup. Run back up and heal?
04:25You killed him? Must be nice. No.
04:37I got stuck on a broken pillar and I got hit because of it.
04:48I'm down to one flask out of ten. Damn, dude.
04:54He's almost dead.
05:06My last flask is gone.
05:12Don't you dare that angle me. He scares me, brother.
05:19He's almost dead.
05:25I busted his dick off. 2,000 enemies as well.
05:31Yeah, I would have been done a long time ago if he didn't pull that bullshit and one shot me,
05:38which is so shocking.
05:40Sit back, doll.
05:50Oh, I missed.
05:59Oh, I think I would have died if I didn't roll there. I rolled just in case.
06:16Oh my god.
06:19Shut up. Shut up. I'm dead. What?
06:25He had like one hit left. What?
06:28It doesn't matter.
06:29No, you didn't what?
06:30What were you gonna say, you fucker?
06:32Huh? Huh?
06:35I was gonna ask if you upgraded your weapon at all anymore.
06:38Dude, I was so close again.
06:41This is actually horseshit.
06:44Every time he's almost dead, I get fucked.
06:50How does it make sense? I don't understand.
06:57Ugh, you like that, you fucking bitch.
07:00Alright, I gotta go.
07:02Alright.
07:07That was, oh my god.
07:13Uh, nope.
07:24What?
07:24Your tail should not swing, bitch.
07:34Fuck.
07:51Yes, kick him.
07:55Uh, no, no, no.
08:01I'm gonna be here.
08:01We've lost all the food.
08:01Huh?
08:07I'm gonna be here.
08:08Oh, okay.
08:08We got the food.
08:13We had money, bro.
08:13You can be here.
08:13I guess.
08:13We actually had money.
08:14Okay, let's see.
08:14I'm gonna be here.
08:15This is a little trick.
08:16I'm gonna be here.
08:22I don't know.
08:23Let's go.
09:15I died again because he one-shots me every time he does a jump hit.
09:21Why- did you get hit by that at all?
09:26Only the one time I dodged every other.
09:28Yeah, I could be- I'm not kidding, full fucking health and it one-shots me every time.
09:36Why?
09:43That- that just doesn't seem right.
09:46The only thing I can think of is the weapon he's using and also does magic damage.
09:51Yeah, well it's horseshit, dude.
09:54To one-tap me when I'm full fucking health is insane.
10:00And it's annoying when his tail hits you.
10:06Like that.
10:07Exactly.
10:08It's a fairly big skill.
10:10Yeah, but it takes out more than you would think.
10:14Too much.
10:15Okay.
10:32Okay.
10:34Okay.
10:41Like now I'm playing it like a pussy because I don't want to get one-tapped for the fifth
10:46time or whatever it was.
10:52Yeah, it's shocking you did another one.
10:55I thought he was doing it again.
10:59And all the rubble in here sucks.
11:06There, he's finally dead.
11:10I had to be a pussy and hit him and then hold block and be ready.
11:15Because Jesus Christ his stabs, dude.
11:20Yeah.
11:21A real amount of damage.
11:23One-shot me.
11:24How much health do I have?
11:28I don't know.
11:30I have 790 health.
11:37And he one-shot me several times.
11:42Not cool.
11:48Fuck you, Andre, for not helping.
11:52Well, my sign will be down in a minute.
11:55Okay.
11:56Because I'm still hollow.
11:58Yup.
12:00Bitter and hollow.
12:03It's right past the little porch.
12:07Yup.
12:11It does feel good to be back in the forest.
12:18You know, there's always the Monster Hunter Night Rain game.
12:22Yeah, there is.
12:24So, like, we have a lot of souls-like content to go through.
12:30Oh, yeah.
12:43Damn.
12:45I was hoping I had the roll into a ball gesture.
12:57I'd be doing that.
13:09What if our buddy's gonna meet us here?
13:13Blitz?
13:13Yeah.
13:14No, no, no, no.
13:15That guy had invaded the other night.
13:17Oh, god, no.
13:18Hold on.
13:21Surprise.
13:22Yup.
13:22I remember that tree.
13:27It wasn't dead yet?
13:29I know, I feel like it didn't register a hit there.
13:31Alright.
13:33We have four Titanite shards, so I could upgrade this more if I wanted to.
13:40Let's go fight Black Knight.
13:42After this guy.
13:44Wait.
13:45Also, are you gold?
13:46No, I'm not gold.
13:48I know.
13:49You almost look kinda like piss color.
13:51And did you see me, like, take a hit from that guy, but took no damage?
13:56Yeah, and took no damage.
13:57I heard it, even.
13:58That's what I did the other night.
14:05I wonder if I'll get the Naginata.
14:08If only he could wield it like them, dude.
14:10They're so fucking cool.
14:20I can see it.
14:22Hello, Twinkly.
14:23There's a Black Knight behind it.
14:25It's a twinkly.
14:26No!
14:27What the-
14:28Wait.
14:30You saw my character jump, right?
14:31You flew, dude.
14:33It was beautiful.
14:35I better get this goddamn halberd.
14:38That was really ass.
14:40It disappeared so fast.
14:42It did.
14:43Too fast.
14:45I'm gonna move it.
14:47Yonder.
14:49I'm gonna take some deluge.
14:53Oh, it's just...
14:54Long bow, feather arrows, and shitty leather set.
14:58How you doin', brother?
15:00Party's this way.
15:13No body block.
15:18I can't even lock onto him.
15:23Yes, it wouldn't let me do that.
15:40Damn.
15:42And then it's just a dead end.
15:44I do believe now, because of the fog.
15:47Yup.
15:49Blood stains.
15:56Alright.
15:57Did you want to head the other way, or do you want to try to...
16:01Fight the Hydra?
16:03I don't even care, dude.
16:04It's your run.
16:05Let's go the other way.
16:07I'm just a specter.
16:36Move my camera.
16:37Yup.
16:39Move my camera.
16:42Alright.
16:42Time to fight some trees.
16:44Alright.
17:07Time to fight some trees.
17:09I don't care for you.
17:09What the fuck?
17:10Yeah, I know.
17:12I'm...
17:12What?
17:18Over here?
17:21Why is it so dead?
17:28I got some souls.
17:30Yup.
17:31Apparently they took the easy way out.
17:34I can't light it with you here.
17:36You want me to jump off?
17:38That's up to you.
17:38I don't really care.
17:41I can't teleport to that fire anyway.
17:44No.
17:48There's a fog there.
17:51At least the trees are still in here.
17:58Why couldn't I hit him again?
18:00He...
18:00He...
18:00Yeah.
18:10Very...
18:12Very...
18:14Very...
18:15Oh...
18:15Can I even go through this with you here?
18:17Yeah, I can.
18:19Alright, what do you wanna do?
18:21What do you wanna do?
18:21Oh.
18:24I'm gonna go fight the moonlight butterfly.
18:25Why not, right?
18:26Yup.
18:29These guys...
18:30Coming up.
18:33They don't lock up.
18:36The great...
18:36Well, we don't deal a lot of damage.
18:38The great D2 tree.
18:39Heh heh heh heh.
18:41He he hee.
18:54Disgusting, Logan.
19:02Did you kill something?
19:04Nope.
19:05Okay.
19:06Things are just very suicidal and you're wrong.
19:42Okay.
19:44Can I backstab him?
19:45No.
20:03Yeah, don't look dead.
20:07Let's eat the frogs, man.
20:17Oops.
20:37Sucks, this sucks.
20:44Went back up there.
20:51You could probably make that jump, couldn't you?
20:54Uh, you can.
20:56You ragdolled that body so much, I thought there was another one.
21:02Good.
21:04Like, I'm pretty sure I pulled my shield off, so I was like, what?
21:42Okay.
21:43Okay.
21:44Nope.
21:45Not allowed.
21:55I'm gonna guess you can't backstab them, can you?
22:00No.
22:01That's bullshit.
22:10The hit detection is being weird.
22:12Agreed.
22:14Agreed.
22:17Yeah, kick that fucker.
22:56Really?
23:01I don't think he should have hit you there.
23:16Oh, the way it just darted away.
23:20Yeah.
23:22We're on a cursed run, it would seem.
23:25Yep.
23:27Oh shit, I thought that was just rubble.
23:42I missed.
23:47I'm not sure if this is the...
23:49Yeah, this is the boss.
23:51They're still in another area.
23:53Yeah.
23:54See, I'm not a perfectionist because we've done Dark Souls so much.
24:00I don't even care anymore.
24:02Like, we got our great runs in in the past.
24:05Just so you know.
24:06Yeah.
24:06I don't care if we, like, sloppy or jalopy it.
24:10I don't want anyone to know.
24:15It's over here.
24:16I've seen it.
24:17Yeah, right here.
24:38I think that was it.
24:39No, it's just boss time for here.
24:46Unless you want to help me.
24:47I'm gonna throw the Hydra first because Hydra's not technically a boss.
24:52We can if you want, I'm down for that.
25:00Let's run back.
25:17No, I had to see if I had to spin like the good old days when the guy taunted.
25:23Two-hand it?
25:30I have to spin no matter what, see?
25:33Oh.
25:34Yup.
25:38He was a very powerful opponent, but he got so cocky.
26:02Yeah.
26:03What?
26:04Can you feel me?
26:05A little bit.
26:13Oh, you're so cool.
26:14Superhero land or whatever.
26:35Oh.
26:36Cool.
26:37Did that look cool?
26:39No.
26:40Was that rad?
26:41It didn't look janky at all, did it?
26:44No.
26:59Oh god, you blocked out my screen though I saw it was white.
27:01It was so bright.
27:06Oh yes, the gremlins, the golems.
27:17What?
27:20Oh, Hydra shots.
27:21You don't say.
27:24I also got hit.
27:27Yeah, but it also does team damage.
27:29Even though there's not really a team, but you know.
27:36Really?
27:36I missed?
27:37I missed.
27:40He's an earthbender.
27:45Oh.
27:47You like it.
27:48You learn to love it.
28:07Oh.
28:22He's got no hands.
28:29Way easier when the Hydra's not sneak shotting.
28:33I know, right?
28:35I remember trying to figure out how to get that last head of the Hydra.
28:39It was so irritating.
28:41He lagged my game.
28:48Oh, you can't block it.
28:49I know.
28:50I took so much damage.
29:02I was not behind the rock.
29:03What's up?
29:04Uh, uh, uh.
29:05Nate?
29:08I was not behind the rock?
29:14Alright, what's the plan?
29:16We gotta wait for it to get close.
29:19OK.
29:20Oh, you're just in the purple.
29:23And then he'll strike the clock, and then he'll fuck up his heads.
29:30I hate this mini boss.
29:47How are you tonight Nathan, were you screaming?
29:54I get like one hit.
29:58I get hit a one.
30:18Hell yeah.
30:44How many?
30:46Two.
30:47There's two.
30:49Oh, okay.
30:51No one's over there, but cool.
30:58What?
31:07I missed.
31:09Are you kidding me?
31:10I got one.
31:15I'm scared to go that way because I drown.
31:17Oh, there was one there.
31:27Oh, there's one.
31:35Fuckin' lame, dude.
31:43Oh, you're gonna old school it?
31:45Oh, there's one.
32:01I only have seven more arrows, brother, so...
32:12I don't think I have, like, any arrows.
32:16No.
32:17One firebomb.
32:20You're not gonna reach out with a firebomb.
32:22That'd be kinda cool with them though.
32:24Yeah.
32:24Yeah.
32:27I hate this boss, but when he does this shit.
32:32Fear my crossbow.
32:34The seven.
32:35I died!
32:37Dude, I just watched you slip off.
32:41Dude.
32:44I was so close to hitting him.
32:46Make my way back.
32:48Downtown.
32:50Make my way downtown.
32:52Working first.
32:54Getting dated.
32:58Get your butt hole fiddled with.
33:04That was very unfortunate.
33:09I thought I got to see it.
33:12I was a smidge for getting off.
33:15Yeah.
33:15That was horse crap.
33:16It was very quick.
33:23Horse doo doo is what it was.
33:25Oh, we see.
33:38You can hit that fire now.
33:42Right?
33:43I can run over there and hit it.
33:44Yeah.
33:46My sign's down at the porch again.
33:51Alright.
33:53Yeah, you might as well hit that fire since this one prevents us from doing it together.
33:59Does two let you light it with someone?
34:01I can't remember.
34:02Three, I know.
34:06I can't remember.
34:07At all.
34:08I feel like two is the one we least played.
34:13Agree.
34:14It's the clunkiest.
34:15We played a lot of three.
34:17And a lot of one.
34:26Alright.
34:27Bonfire is lit.
34:28Heck yeah.
34:32I'm on my way.
34:33And as I'm on my way, I'm going to finish this pop tart.
34:34Alright.
34:37I'm going to just stare at my sign in case it disappears.
34:48Which I highly doubt.
35:04optimized.
35:22What goes the last one?
35:24Jason Bishop.
35:26Oh no.
35:27Yeah.
35:41All right.
35:57Wow, dark root garden?
36:09So where are you going?
36:10Is this not the right way?
36:12No, fuck.
36:13You.
36:19You saw what I was doing, right?
36:21Yeah, I did.
36:24Absolutely just done.
36:31It's this way, right?
36:32Yeah, it's a butterfly.
36:35Well, where's the Hydra?
36:37We passed.
36:38I don't remember, dude.
37:06I don't trust doing that.
37:08Not after that weird slide I did.
37:28That looked rough.
37:31But it took no damage.
37:35Oh, cool.
37:41Hey, Duncan.
37:42Okay.
37:58Wow.
38:01Did you sit at the fire?
38:04No.
38:05Why does he have his head's back but almost no health?
38:08That's how it works?
38:09He's only got a single head still for me.
38:11What?
38:13Yeah.
38:14No, dude.
38:14He's full-headed.
38:16Well, no.
38:16He's only shooting one water bottle.
38:18He's missing one head.
38:20That's it.
38:22Yeah, he's only got the one.
38:24What?
38:28Can I hit all of them?
38:30No.
38:31I can't tell.
38:32It's just the real head.
38:36Oh, no.
38:38See, I can see these.
38:42But...
38:42I go through them like I'm a ghost.
38:48Don't worry, I kick.
38:57Don't worry, I kick.
38:58I'm just swinging.
39:05I'm just swinging.
39:19I can't believe this game isn't perfect.
39:41I can't believe this game isn't perfect.
39:50I can't believe this game isn't perfect.
39:56I can see them.
39:57Oh, he killed it.
40:01No, he's not.
40:03No, don't be afraid of that.
40:05He got it.
40:07That was a nightmare.
40:08It was.
40:12I mean, not being able to see which head was real.
40:54Your little shimmy thing you do, you like move when you're coming off, that's so good.
41:02You do it too.
41:04Yeah, we look hot.
41:06Yeah.
41:09This is the lamest looking, you want me to jump off?
41:15No, it's just, what the fuck, I mean, I wasn't expecting it to be fog.
41:24Prepare thy helmet.
41:32I don't want to do DLC yet, so I'm not going over there.
41:36I love the man, man is this so good.
41:43Yeah, this is probably going to one tap me because of magic.
41:52Honestly, why I'm wearing this helmet.
41:54It weighs the same as my other helmet.
41:57The magic lighting and fire defense are all ten higher.
42:00It weighs a bit higher.
42:15It weighs a bit higher.
42:30It weighs seven times if I salah.
42:35It weighs quite a bit higher.
42:37It weighs on seven though.
42:37It weighs a bit higher evenettleously if it Us.
42:51Tdrops the.
42:52It weighs a bit higher.
42:58It weighs a bit lower.
43:00But size?
43:06A lot of running in this one.
43:09Oh yeah.
43:18My least favorite boss battle is probably Sip.
43:22Agreed.
43:23He deserved better, dude.
43:28He was one of the good boys.
43:30Yup.
43:32We are actually the villain in that fight.
43:35Yup.
43:38But we need the ranking cards.
43:41Yeah.
43:46Are you trying to hide from me?
43:48Oh.
43:49I thought you were trying to hide from me.
44:00Dude, stop scratching, buddy.
44:08We waiting for her to...
44:11There she is.
44:12You know how the AI it can be.
44:19She's tall, dude.
44:24I don't know what her...
44:26Measurements are.
44:29Oh no.
44:34But that worked.
44:46Oh my god.
44:49I love this fight.
44:54No.
44:55Oh no.
45:02Fuck him up.
45:08She shot the wall.
45:18I tried to...
45:20Nope.
45:20I had no stamina.
45:27Not cool, man.
45:29I know.
45:30You've been eating me like crazy.
45:37Wow.
45:40Did she kill it?
45:42She soloed it, yeah.
45:44She didn't solo it.
45:45We beat the piss out of it when it landed.
45:48You're gonna beat the piss out of me.
45:49Dude.
45:50You took half health hits left and right.
45:55Through my shield.