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00:04I did not trigger the traps, just so you know, and they're still both here.
00:15Wait, what?
00:16Wait.
00:20Okay, I can't not use Ultra's ban in this.
00:24It's so funny.
00:36That was fun.
00:38Yeah.
00:39You ready?
00:39One second.
00:40My inner ear was itchy.
00:49Alright.
01:15Aren't you just a bitch.
01:20I cannot admit that it's not funny.
01:31I'll lose it once I get the greatsword anyway.
01:34The stab is better, you know what I'm saying.
01:45Oh, my lack of poise.
01:48Wait.
01:49How did...
01:50That was similar.
01:53How the fuck did the button go off right now?
02:09That was more normal.
02:13Agreed.
02:19Haha.
02:21Sucks to suck, doesn't it?
02:40He ran out and died.
02:46And he's sliding now.
02:48What does this mean?
02:52What does this mean?
03:14Did you go up, yeah, I'm about to come down
03:23No
03:29I think he probably still would have got hit there just because of the game
03:38Oh, they don't like me this time, huh? I might die, brother
03:43Where'd you go?
03:44Yeah, I hopped down to the lizard man
03:49They aggroed that time
03:52It teleported me right before the boulder hit me
03:57Alright, let me be human again
04:05That was your own fault
04:07I know
04:08You should have waited
04:10I also missed with my plunging attack because I tried
04:14No
04:16Yeah
04:17Maybe you should have been cool like me and they would have been chill
04:21Yeah, I don't know what the hell that was with your fucking run
04:24I know
04:26Is he shined on?
04:27Yup, and the fact we could walk right through them
04:32Put it in the same spot, don't you?
04:34Right where I was standing
04:39It's in the room
04:54Maybe, I don't know, I don't even see it
04:55Oh, there it is
04:58I should pick it up
05:00No
05:01Just kidding
05:20I should pick it up
05:21I should pick it up
05:21I should pick it up
05:21I should pick it up
05:21I should pick it up
05:21I should pick it up
05:21I should pick it up
05:22I should pick it up
05:23I should pick it up
05:24I should pick it up
05:26I should pick it up
05:52I went through his guard.
05:56Wait, what?
05:58He's got a smidge.
06:18Oh, brother, I'm sorry.
06:30Went for a swim.
06:34Did you, huh?
06:36Yep.
06:39Did you at least bring a...
06:42My water wings?
06:43No.
06:48Damn, though.
06:51Alright, I'm back.
07:09Let's fly right into Andre's room, dude.
07:25It's like living in the hood for Andre.
07:28I know, right?
07:35Got that backstab.
07:36And I got the heal.
07:39And the points.
08:07It's one pissed off snake man.
08:11Where?
08:12Down there.
08:13Oh, yeah.
08:23I knew it.
08:26Alright, got my stuff.
08:30Alright, I'm gonna go fight the Titan beams.
08:38The fact that the traps reset so often sucks.
08:43You bled right there.
08:46It was a lot closer than I wanted it to be.
08:50Like, it made the bleed sound.
08:58You ready, brother?
08:59Yep.
09:02Did you get him?
09:06I got him.
09:08Nice.
09:09Nice.
09:13He fell.
09:25I'm gonna magic heal.
09:34Flip your rusty ring, brother.
09:37That almost got me.
09:40I won the tunnels aggro.
09:43Oh, you bitch.
09:50I might want to get back in there, brother.
09:52I thought that was gonna do more damage than it did.
09:54I saw.
10:00That corpse, he's fucking mangling.
10:02Oh, you could see it, too?
10:04Yes.
10:05With his left hand?
10:06It's his right leg for me.
10:09I was gonna say, it's probably a little different, but.
10:13I...
10:13Um...
10:14Twice?
10:20I'm just praying.
10:23Great.
10:26Did you need a fucking cheat?
10:28Yep.
10:29Fuck.
10:30I play it real safe because of the tail.
10:33It's horse crap.
10:34I'm gonna play it real quick.
10:41Yeah?
10:42A scythe.
10:42Body block.
10:43How are you gonna get through?
10:44You weren't quite quiet, bro.
10:47Stand in the doorway.
10:51Demon tip night.
10:52Let's go.
11:02Oh, mo...
11:03How did that damage me?
11:05I had my shield up, didn't I?
11:08Dead angle.
11:15Oh, no.
11:16Oh, okay.
11:16I thought his tail was gonna slap me.
11:21Have you seen the lore of these guys, too?
11:24Yeah, they're awesome.
11:27So much wasted potential.
11:29I know.
11:38How did he still hit you?
11:42Come on.
11:45Come on.
11:48You were closer.
11:58I'm scared.
12:01Aw.
12:02He got an attack road.
12:04He takes so much of my stamina.
12:08Fighting!
12:10Oh, my God.
12:16I'm gonna magic.
12:24I'm dead.
12:25Hold on.
12:27Jesus, I need stamina back.
12:42You two of the bitch.
12:45Fighting you?
12:46I got hit by the lightning.
12:48I got decimated.
12:51Enjoy.
12:52I'm running bad.
12:54I see you in the distance.
12:56Just trucking it.
12:58You see me?
12:59Yeah, I did.
13:00Damn it.
13:02I've been caught.
13:03My camera angle was perfect to stare down that hallway.
13:07Damn it.
13:10If it was a cartoon, you would have left a dust trail.
13:16Those guys are not to be underestimated.
13:19Dude, those two, I believe, are tankier than normal.
13:22They sure seem like it.
13:25And I don't approve.
13:27Alright, back up to the beginning.
13:32Sign is down.
13:33Left side.
13:37Let me send Andre more.
13:39Excuse me.
13:45Oh, no.
13:47Ow.
13:49Yeah, they're still in there.
13:50Yeah.
13:52I hate when it seems like I should get a backstab and I don't.
14:11It's on top as well.
14:23I can't see.
14:43I was paying attention and I hit that stupid ass thing because I wanted to jump on the
14:52bases as a joke like it would help me not take so much damage
15:09surprise mother fucker
15:17instantly I'm getting just wrecked
15:27oh I could have died yeah I man yes
15:39stun him kill him
15:42I stunned him
15:46yes yep lightning
15:50now this is way easier
15:55watch out for that jumping attack
15:56I know he's priming
15:57I know the two-foot off at me that was a hell of a halo leap
16:08fucking tail
16:09oh
16:14I'm gonna get my stamina back for
16:16oh
16:16oh
16:18I missed
16:22thank you
16:24his tail man
16:28oh
16:31oh
16:36oh
16:38he hopped in the air like twice
16:40this guy's a bitch
16:44oh no
16:45what
16:47did you see that animation
16:48I did and I just felt it
16:51I'm dead
16:59he like did a weird slide
17:02he got smushed
17:27oh
17:28I
17:28I
17:28took full of the embers there
17:34alright sines
17:35yep
17:36yeah
17:43Oh, this is the souls like experience yes
18:34I think it's okay
18:55You can't kill me.
18:57Yep.
18:59You don't have a tight knight catching pole, you can't get this.
19:14Jesus.
19:20He's just instantly vaporized.
19:25So fun.
19:47Alright, wings coming off.
19:55Brother, where are you?
19:56I put my ring on.
19:59So I'm slower.
20:01You can still sprint I think.
20:02I know, but that slow motion sprint.
20:06Yeah.
20:09Yeah, it was weird wasn't it?
20:11It was.
20:12Very weird.
20:13It was weird.
20:46I yawned, and for some reason it looked like he had rollerblades on because of the chains
20:53under his feet.
20:54Yeah?
20:56Yeah.
20:57Oh.
20:58My.
20:59God.
21:03You can't stun him.
21:16Yeah, that hurt.
21:25A chunk.
21:27Let's go.
21:30That guy's ghost got so messed up.
21:33Watching that bloodstain.
21:35This one right here?
21:36Yeah.
21:37At the end, it's so sad.
21:40The dude with the halberd, right?
21:41Yeah.
21:42Yup.
21:43He makes it way over there.
21:45And the dude is like kicked.
21:47Yeah, the way he frickin' flies.
21:51I should probably talk to Onionbro.
21:54Yup.
21:55That worked so well the first time.
22:26I hate the balls.
22:27things. They are plentiful.
22:47Take two.
22:56Still hit me.
22:58And then why does the boulder come this way?
23:01That's why I'm running.
23:03That was really horrible. How did he survive?
23:10Fuck, that's a lot of health.
23:13It's like a full heal.
23:23Yup, they're pissed.
23:26Uh, he just...
23:31He slid to me?
23:33They both slide?
23:35Are you hurting them?
23:37Yes.
23:38Why are they...
23:39They're animating to me.
23:41Alright, the first one's dead.
23:43Really? They're just sliding and doing nothing.
23:50He's hitting your shield like...
23:53I'm getting nothing.
23:54Yes on PC.
23:55Um, sorry I do not know your name.
24:04I mainly only play PC.
24:08Not well.
24:13They can help us.
24:16Well, he's the fleshy one.
24:20I'm just the ghost boy.
24:23If your sign's down, he might summon you.
24:27I tried to summon someone earlier, but...
24:32The internet decided, nah.
24:36I'd rather we talk about this.
24:39It almost happened.
24:43Yeah, you know these lizard boys are still standing.
24:50Yeah.
24:50I think I'm gonna get hit.
24:51I didn't think I started running early enough.
24:54I think I'm gonna get hit.
24:54How many levels?
24:56Oh.
24:58We're 47.
24:5947.
24:59Yep.
25:02I just saw one slide in there, I think.
25:05You definitely did.
25:08But he didn't walk, he slid.
25:12He's normal for me.
25:14Weird.
25:15This one's normal.
25:2047 if he didn't hear it.
25:39Oh, God.
25:41It's gonna one-shot me again.
25:44I lived, but I'm very pained.
25:50No brother, not that way.
25:51I'm not in a path.
26:04Alright, you want me to stay right here?
26:07Can you stand here?
26:10I'm saying stay here in case it does shenanigans.
26:15But I don't have to go down and talk to them, so...
26:18Okay, but yes.
26:20I just need to get this pointed to the cliff again.
26:23Alright.
26:25I would say it a few more times, 47.
26:29It's still level 47, 47.
26:33Agent 47.
26:35Yep.
27:01I hate this part.
27:07Um...
27:09He just tanked everything.
27:26Up or to...
27:27Well, this is a dead end.
27:29I, right there, are...
27:35Ow.
27:39Go up.
27:40Yeah.
27:43Alright, give me a second.
27:44I'm gonna come down and heal.
27:47Yeah.
27:50I'm wondering if...
27:52I'm wondering if...
27:52Because their name on Twitch is not in English.
27:56But they said, I right there are.
27:59So I wonder if they mean, like, I'm right there?
28:02Or what?
28:05Well, I haven't seen a sight or heard one.
28:23Does weapon upgrades matter too?
28:26Yes.
28:26Yes.
28:27Yeah, we also upgraded our weapons a few times.
29:02If you can put your sign up somewhere around here and we can find it, hopefully, if not,
29:11I'm sorry.
29:17Did you kick him?
29:19No.
29:22I fingered him with my toes.
29:28Whatever.
29:33Okay, I got his leggings.
29:35Ooh.
29:38Flamestone plate ring. That'll actually help with the bombs.
29:51And when you fell, you grabbed the item that was down there, right?
29:55What item was it?
29:56I don't know, there was a corpse down there.
29:58I got a crossbow or something I got.
30:00Okay, fine, then.
30:02There's a crossbow.
30:05Why do you bomb me when you're up there?
30:08He's scared of me.
30:09He knows I'll parry it back.
30:12There we go.
30:14There we go.
30:15There we go.
30:27Okay, I'm not even up there.
30:29I'm not.
30:30I'm not.
30:39Okay, I can't go.
30:48I'm not even up there.
30:55I'm not even up there.
30:59No setting, no, we don't have it set to private.
31:08When we started playing tonight, I was able to see two different people earlier.
31:16Yeah, mine set to global matchmaking, so it's not that.
31:29No, we always play with open network, basically.
31:37I can't even reach, it's all you.
31:55Ooh, the rare rank.
31:59That'll save your humanity, too.
32:03I guess you could try to put your sign down where the jump is.
32:07Are you doing the jump, Dalton?
32:09Yeah, I want that great sword.
32:11If you can put your thing down by the jump for the bridge, the broken part,
32:17hopefully by the time he gets there, he'll see your sign.
32:41I don't like this area.
32:49Don't hurt me.
32:54Oh my God.
33:05I'm gonna kill this one.
33:06Go, go.
33:09Go, go, go, go.
33:12Go, go, go.
33:13Go, go, go.
33:27Did he shoot you up close?
33:30Yeah, what a piece of crap.
33:34Yeah, it's like in my elbow too.
33:57We definitely unlocked this one.
34:00What?
34:02We definitely unlocked.
34:09Alright, time to make the jump, brother.
34:12Mine's on global too.
34:16I saw those things, the people earlier anyways.
34:20Please, settings, password.
34:24We're not on password.
34:27We're not going to use a password to play with somebody.
34:29We're almost done and would I have to be resummoned if you did that?
34:35No, it's just it would allow him to play whatever character he wanted in the area.
34:42Ah.
34:45I'm gonna dump him down.
34:52Um.
34:54I'm just a phantom.
34:57I can't- I have no- no say in this.
35:00Nice.
35:01Let's roll off.
35:08I'm not doing the jump.
35:09It's pointless.
35:11For you again, yeah.
35:228,000 souls for that shit.
35:26Yup.
35:28The heavy ass sword.
35:30It's only two pounds heavier than mine.
35:35It'll be worth it.
35:36Let me work it.
35:47It's not one we're gonna end up using anymore.
35:51It is a sick ass looking sword too.
35:53Especially when we hit the catacombs.
35:59Oh.
35:59What'd you kill?
36:01The lizard guarding the key.
36:03Uh.
36:08I can't take them two times in a row.
36:20So since we're doing the dark lord run this time, are we saving Solaire?
36:27I don't really care.
36:28Cause he's technically destined to die.
36:31I'm right now.
36:33I don't know where he is technically.
36:38Alright.
36:39I made the jump.
36:40It must be nice to make it twice.
36:43Three times.
36:44Or four times technically.
36:45Whatever.
36:52I'll be dissing goodbye.
36:53How mad do you have been if I ran in at first and then you fell?
36:57Ah.
36:58I don't know how I'd feel.
36:59Cause technically.
37:00I hope it's still unlocked for me.
37:06Alright.
37:07You're good to use it.
37:08Is there a point to me using it?
37:10No.
37:12Yeah.
37:12Cause you're gonna come right back up.
37:14Right?
37:14Yep.
37:17Well they don't fucking swap the thing on.
37:21Are you using it?
37:23Anyways.
37:27Hey I can just get back in it.
37:30Yeah.
37:32Or I can just camp it.
37:35Wait.
37:35What?
37:36This lizard man's fucking flying for me.
37:39No way.
37:41Yeah.
37:51Alright.
37:52Go on ahead.
37:53Yep.
37:54What's in this cage?
37:59The soul of a hero locked away in a cage.
38:10Dude.
38:13My armor sucks.
38:16Your armor sucks?
38:18Yeah.
38:19Almost completely unupgraded.
38:21Except for my helmet.
38:23Yeah.
38:27What if I sit in this one and you get in that one?
38:30Does it just bring me back down?
38:32Or is it gonna lock you down there?
38:36What?
38:37It's bringing me up brother.
38:38No it's not.
38:40Mmhmm.
38:44Wait.
38:44What?
38:47What?
38:49Is your cage?
38:51Is your cage right there?
38:54It brought me up dude.
38:57Is your cage here?
38:59Yeah it's right here.
39:00Bye.
39:01Now mine's gone.
39:02What?
39:07What?
39:09I saw you come down in it.
39:11Which is the weird part.
39:13And then you teleported back up.
39:15Where the elevator should have been for you.
39:18And then you slid onto the ground.
39:21Makes absolutely no sense.
39:24So is it there for you still?
39:26Or am I just floating?
39:27Now you're in it.
39:29Okay.
39:33Glorious brother.
39:52Night Slayer.
39:56Give me those commies.
40:06Fuck the table.
40:57I got 500 souls, that also looks really janky.
41:12We should probably stop here for the night, I'm gonna homeward bone.