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00:09careful that it's stealing if you go for that infernal iron
00:13those kids will get me
00:20that's just
00:21it sounds wrong
00:36you know what this city kind of reminds me of
00:39what
00:43a city in another game
00:46what game tell me as I save
00:50Anthem
00:50all this random dialogue
00:52yeah
00:54as we run through
01:03yeah I don't know why
01:06were you at Taco Bell
01:08oh no the earthquake
01:10yeah
01:11your assquake
01:17the counting house
01:21dude
01:22imagine when we
01:24alright we have to
01:25find me
01:30when we kill all these people dude
01:37shut up
01:38I can't hold us only from here
01:47well
01:51this is the wealthiest bank in house on the coast
01:54God's ransom sitting under our feet
01:56so if it's a bribe you're angling at
01:59well
01:59this I have to here
02:055,000 intimidation
02:0813,000, 17,000, 17,000
02:10which one?
02:13hmm
02:24and you never get a taste of it
02:26and you never get a taste of it
02:44not the first time that's occurred to me
02:47you know
02:49and Glitterbeard's distracted with his other guests
02:51right
02:52Glitterbeard
02:56descend and know
02:57upon entering the vault
02:59you forego the protection of city
03:01and church law alike
03:03which is to say
03:04keep to your own vault
03:05and you'll be fine
03:08alright
03:09sweet
03:09we better go
03:16hi iris
03:20god damn this camera sucks
03:23yup
03:24sometimes it does
03:25god damn it
03:35it's down there
03:38oh that's a big ol' vault door
03:40I don't think it'll be down there
03:44um
03:45that door's a crime
03:51it's in the registry
03:54I don't know
03:59I'm gonna talk to this bitch
04:03mind your manners down here, sir
04:05titles don't mean much
04:07once you're in the vault
04:08okay, nothing
04:11oh
04:11is it down this way?
04:14carefully you might trespass
04:15vault pass
04:19I saw you run away
04:23I was gonna go
04:24see what that other
04:25door like to
04:32oh
04:33my god
04:34we're fucked, dude
04:37I'm sorry, brother
04:40I'm sorry
04:44why is my intimidation
04:45so shit
04:49it's charisma
04:51ha
04:53no one to see your corpse
04:54slip into the bay either
04:56we built a chute
04:57for just that purpose
05:00walk away
05:05let me show you
05:06how it's done
05:07talk to the other one
05:08he's the ranking officer
05:10apparently
05:11I tried to walk away
05:13I'm just gonna stand here
05:14while you do it
05:15need to see your vault pass
05:16please
05:34oh yeah
05:36not by much
05:39five
05:40is this
05:42why glitterbeard's been acting so strangely
05:46go then
05:47I might be out of my head
05:49but
05:49god help me
05:51I believe you
05:54alright, we gotta go
05:59oh
05:59I just stepped on some traps
06:00I think
06:07nah, it should be fine
06:12I'm going in the vault door
06:19vault visitor log
06:21I don't think I'm gonna read that shit
06:29alright, I'm gonna need to squat
06:34this the one door?
06:35ok
06:36yeah, it's
06:37there's like nothing
06:42I don't like the way this looks
06:48customer notice
06:49the plaque
06:50please refrain from entering
06:51until a staff member
06:53has opened the way for you
06:56no
07:00vault
07:04yeah, these look like
07:05they're all booby trapped
07:07watch how you go
07:08there's a trap
07:10the one over here
07:11is a high security vault
07:18did you mark it?
07:19down the hall
07:20from us
07:21directly?
07:22oh, the big big one
07:23ok
07:29for current door codes
07:31please refer to the
07:32head banker's office
07:34highest security clearance
07:36only
07:41ok, try to
07:42block picket?
07:44yeah
07:45yup
07:50I stepped up
07:55DUDE
07:56I want you to see if you can lock picket
08:00why?
08:02just try and lock picket brother
08:07I told you the truth
08:15I told you the truth
08:16let me add my bonus
08:17let me add my bonus
08:19you ready?
08:20yeah sure
08:21roll that natural 20
08:2416
08:26yeah
08:28yeah, and I don't think
08:30um
08:31shellart has
08:32knock spell
08:34access to it
08:35or you have a
08:36scroll of knock
08:37do you?
08:38knock?
08:39knock
08:40like you're knocking on the door
08:42because
08:43that
08:43unlocks
08:44unmagical locks
08:46well we just figured out
08:47the first code
08:50did we?
08:52I stepped on this first T
08:54and it's
08:55blue up top
08:56instead of red
08:57the red that wears off
08:59oh
09:02three
09:04no
09:04not that one
09:07alright, so
09:10there
09:10let's try that one
09:12no
09:12nope
09:24try mine
09:25yup
09:25alright, so
09:26that one, that one
09:27now which one?
09:28do you want me to try the four?
09:30or
09:30damn
09:30nope
09:31not that one
09:33alright, go back to your one
09:37or should we try that
09:39oh
09:39aha
09:41that was so difficult
09:49cool
09:49cold
09:49cold
09:49I'll take it
09:51gimme
09:52was that you?
09:54what'd you do?
09:55all I did was take cold
09:58oh
09:59it's a passageway
10:00that's why
10:04oh there's
10:04cutscene
10:05it's
10:06still
10:07moving
10:10hush
10:10you're
10:11fussy
10:12nine fingers
10:13had this one
10:14made
10:14especially
10:18a little mouthful
10:20I'll barely
10:21slow it down
10:22but
10:23the stories
10:24stories
10:28tall tales
10:29and big names
10:31lad
10:31don't let them
10:32fool you
10:33Elminster
10:34Elminster the archmage
10:35Drist
10:36the drow exile
10:37heroes have power
10:39aye
10:40but not
10:41half so much
10:43as we do
10:45a little coin
10:46into the right purse
10:50a soft word
10:51in the right ear
10:53it's not glory
10:54that spins
10:55these planes
10:56lad
10:56let's go
11:00see
11:01yo what
11:05the mimic
11:08muriden's cracked play
11:16what
11:18is that the guy
11:20the friend
11:20I hope
11:21so
11:23he is such a
11:24badass
11:24entry
11:26yeah but isn't he a piece of crap
11:29he is a piece of crap
11:32there is no gold in here
11:34if there is one thing
11:38minskates more than
11:40beasts with bad breath
11:45you got that R sign
11:47brother
11:47I see that
11:49more than me
11:51it is those
11:52who are
11:53tricksome
11:53with the truth
11:56and turnips
11:59but you
12:00are no
12:01turnip
12:02let that be of comfort
12:05in your final moments
12:09step into view
12:10or nothing
12:12well I don't feel bad
12:13if they die
12:14but it's up to you
12:15enough play
12:16storm
12:17really
12:20is he all black
12:22yeah
12:26nine fingers
12:27set a poor trap
12:28little banker
12:29let the absolute
12:31faithful
12:32show you
12:32how it is
12:33done
12:34I thought she was alone
12:36now come stone lord
12:37we have the gold
12:40and the absolute
12:41has need of it
12:42elsewhere
12:44as you say
12:45jahira
12:52what just happened
12:56did she double
12:58cross us
12:58you know
13:00Auron's a
13:01shapeshipper
13:04you're right
13:05but can she
13:07do that
13:09entry like that
13:10yup
13:11she's a
13:12very magical
13:14creature
13:14that
13:14dumb
13:15bitch
13:16him too
13:17so there's two
13:18up by us
13:18I know and I
13:19can't do anything
13:21oh it's me
13:22first
13:22okay
13:22me
13:24me
13:25so
13:27where do they go
13:28doesn't show
13:29I keep
13:29hovering over the
13:31passage
13:31okay
13:31so they both
13:32go after me
13:34no
13:35this way
13:35who goes
13:39oh they have
13:40sanctuary
13:40bullshit
13:45how do they have
13:46sanctuary
13:46who's casting
13:47that
13:49fuckers
14:03still under
14:04sanctuary
14:04can't really
14:05do much
14:05can do this
14:11I just got hit
14:15with a chandelier
14:16did no damage
14:17thankfully
14:32I can see
14:34invisible
14:34bastard
14:34all because
14:36of your eyes
14:36surgeon
14:37oh
14:39oh
14:40save me
15:02holy shit
15:04yes
15:05oh
15:08shouldn't have
15:09made me your
15:10enemy
15:14that's all I
15:15got
15:17fine
15:20what
15:22I thought
15:23I thought
15:23I said gingerbread
15:24I was like
15:25she's throwing
15:26gingerbread
15:28awesome
15:28see
15:42ah
15:56ah
15:56oh
15:56high
16:08Those shanks are not
16:28What? You can't really target anything else except him
16:40Heck yes
16:52Not enough space
16:54There we go
16:57Hi
17:09There
17:11Why not
17:36I gotta like frickin dash to get there
17:40What
17:42What were you gonna say
17:48I was gonna say
17:49Okay
17:52They have both sides or just that right side
17:55I don't know
17:56I think
17:58Yeah
17:58Turn invisible
17:59Yeah
18:00I don't really see anyone on the right side
18:03I mean the left side really
18:06You should still be able to
18:08You should still be able to
18:09Maybe sacred flame them
18:12I'm not sure if you can fire bolt
18:17I can't do anything except healing spells
18:20Oh you dashed
18:22Yeah you dashed sorry
18:26Kitty cat what do you want?
18:31Oh
18:31I wonder
18:32I wonder
18:37He he he he he
18:48No I can't reach him
18:50No I can't reach him
18:55I can do this
19:08I just don't
19:10You could do this
19:10There's a lot of
19:13You have to deal with
19:16So
19:18He's not
19:20He's not
19:21He's not
19:27He's not
19:35He's not
19:36He's not
19:36He's not
19:36He's not
19:36He's not
19:37He's not
19:46poor bastard
19:50wait
19:53that's what I want
20:08the mother effer dude
20:23cowards
20:34what's the
20:36searching for a
20:38invisible person
20:44that was
20:46to be expected
20:47shit
20:47shit
20:48shit
20:48shit
20:48shit
20:49shit
20:56shit
20:57shit
20:57shit
20:57shit
20:57shit
20:59shit
21:13shit
21:14shit
21:16shit
21:16shit
21:31now it's just the two invisible guys on the side
21:36cat
21:36I'm gonna beat you
21:48and they're invisible I can't even fireball them
21:51nope
21:52not unless it's an actual fireball and you just target like an area
21:56you can put your plague thing up there
21:57it'd still hit them if they were in it
22:00I don't know where they're at though
22:03yeah I don't I don't know either
22:07not there
22:19nope wait I got enough movement
22:23all right I found one I found two
22:27all right I found one I found two
22:27I'm gonna do that
22:42oh please
22:45all right I knocked one down
22:46Oh, no, it's just killed him.
22:51Alright.
22:54Are you gonna cast a spell on him?
22:56Down there?
22:58Where are you?
22:59I'm so far away, I'm not gonna get there.
23:04Why did it go that way, game?
23:07You might be able to hit his head with something.
23:13Yeah, I'll look, but...
23:25That looks mighty.
23:27It's just chain-lighting.
23:31Oh, there's still one more.
23:33He's invisible.
23:37Oh, there's one over there?
23:41Wow.
23:46He's not invisible anymore.
23:49Now he is.
23:52Yeah, but he was right by...
23:53Oh, detect that presence.
23:54Detect it, come on.
24:02Nice.
24:02Nice.
24:06Hell yeah.
24:08He might get the kill.
24:10Nope.
24:17Hey, Iris.
24:25Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
24:35Does the mimic have anything in it?
24:37No.
24:38I knew you were gonna check.
24:47I just...
24:50Right.
25:02Right, where'd Glitterbeard go?
25:08Oh, he's up over there.
25:10Okay.
25:15It's because you got those barrels.
25:17I know.
25:19Send a couple to Shat...
25:22No, it's not a big deal.
25:24I think all corpses disappear after so long.
25:27Watch out, Duke.
25:28I think Iris wants through.
25:29Okay, I'm talking to him.
25:31You can tell nine fingers this was not my fault.
25:36She swore that mimic could swallow a bloody...
25:38Wait.
25:40You're no guilt-sworn.
25:43Who are you?
25:46Someone's shorter than you.
25:54You're a little late, Master Bandit.
25:57The Stone Lord just cleared our vaults.
26:00And now he has enough gold to make himself a Lord in truth.
26:06Hell yeah.
26:10Funny that.
26:11I don't give a damn about him.
26:13But I care very much where the coin went.
26:17As chairman of the Fellowship of Financiers,
26:20I can assure you we'd reward you well for the return of the coin he took.
26:26Not for us, you understand.
26:29For the common Baldurian.
26:31Uh-huh.
26:33Who knows what he's planning to do?
26:34To go to Diddy Day.
26:38Oh.
26:41Try all of it.
26:43Every penny of civilian lodgings, anyway.
26:46I mean, not like we'd lead him into the private vaults.
26:50But still.
26:52A lot of Baldurian's waking up poor tomorrow.
26:54What he can do with that kind of coin...
26:58Oh.
27:00Doesn't bear thinking about.
27:02So he kept all the rich people's money safe.
27:04Yep.
27:07Compassion for your fellow folk?
27:09Or maybe just good sense.
27:13That much money only paints a target on your back.
27:17In our hand,
27:18it keeps the city ticking over.
27:21Stock in merchant stalls.
27:23Food in hungry bellies.
27:26Retrieve the coin.
27:28And I'll make sure you are well rewarded.
27:31That is very good.
27:32But his treasure's greater than gold.
27:35Feel free to poke around this place,
27:37and he'll help you pick up the Stone Lord's scent.
27:39Me?
27:41I've got ledgers to amend.
27:46Nice.
27:49Alright.
27:51You gotta investigate the area?
27:53Yeah.
27:54She thinks she's interested.
27:56She is.
28:14All right.
28:15We found muddy footprints in the vault.
28:17They wreaked in the sewer.
28:18That's where we should go to find them.
28:20Nice.
28:24Bye.
28:24Have a great time.
28:32Gold and silver chalice.
28:34They ought to be worth something.
28:35Hell yeah.
28:40Alright.
28:41So,
28:41we just gotta get out of here.
28:43Heads to the sewer.
28:45Nice it doesn't...
28:46Oh.
28:47Enhance security.
28:50Oh,
28:50thanks to knock spell
28:52from opening the safe.
28:53Oh, shit.
28:58Yeah,
28:58I can't pick any of these either,
29:00I don't think.
29:01No.
29:02No.
29:04You know,
29:05it doesn't look like
29:06it's a crime too,
29:07because it's not red.
29:10Let me see the difficulty.
29:1930.
29:20I can try it.
29:26Why not?
29:33I don't think I got it.
29:35I don't think I got it.
29:38Bummer.
29:39Alright.
29:41I'm gonna stop.
29:42I only got one thieves tool.
29:44I gotta get more.
29:45Alright.
30:01And I'm gone.
30:10And I'm back.
30:12Oh, no.
30:13Did you click the door by accident?
30:14Yep,
30:15behind me.
30:16Dude,
30:17I hate that.
30:18Yep.
30:24Almost did it again,
30:26trying to click out
30:27this doorway.
30:40No!
30:41No!
31:00Oh, God,
31:01my camera.
31:02Oh, God,
31:07At least full time.
31:15I hate this camera.
31:17It sucks.
31:19Yeah.
31:21Sometimes it's great,
31:23and then others...
31:24No.
31:25Mm-hmm.
31:29So now...
31:35Yeah,
31:35we have to hit the sewers.
31:37Alright,
31:38did you want to stop?
31:39It's four.
31:40It's up to you.
31:43Alright,
31:43dude,
31:44I gotta stay up water guard anyway.
31:47Yeah.
31:50Let's go!
31:54Let's go!
32:05I'm just gonna teleport to the sewers,
32:07okay?
32:07Yep.
32:33What the fuck?
32:36Is this not where we have to be?
32:46I don't see no press lines there.
32:53Do you?
32:54No.
33:04I wonder if we have to hit a specific one.
33:09Alright, I'm gonna hit this ladder.
33:26I'm gonna hold the press markers though.
33:38Oh, it updated.
33:40We entered the sewers, the stone lord must be here somewhere.
33:42So it just wants us to run around in the sewers.
33:46Cool.
33:48Sewer levels.
33:56I guess which way did you want to go first?
34:07You want to head across on the left?
34:08It's okay.
34:12Where are you?
34:16There.
34:27Who's that?
34:29I don't know.
34:34I guess we bang her.
34:37Chess?
34:50What?
34:51Are you going to the party as well?
34:59I know.
35:00Bit strange, isn't it?
35:01But then you have to be open to trying new things.
35:04No.
35:04The venue's called The Palace.
35:08Not sure what it stands for, but it sounds very exclusive.
35:11My date's supposed to meet me here, but there's no sign of him.
35:15You haven't seen him, have you?
35:17Pale, skinny, extremely piercing eyes.
35:21The individual descriptions could refer to many things, but taken together,
35:27she can only be referring to something vampiric in nature.
35:31It's funny.
35:32He was ever so keen for me to come.
35:35He didn't seem the type to cancel.
35:41A vampire?
35:43No, he wasn't.
35:45Was he?
35:47But then, why am I still here?
35:50Yeah, he could've had me by the neck any time he liked.
35:55Okay, he's just...
35:56You think something's happened to him?
35:57You know what?
35:58I might give this party a miss.
36:01Plenty more fish in the Chionthar, as they say.
36:04If you see him, don't tell him I was here.
36:07Just tell him I...
36:10I wasn't ready to be in a relationship.
36:12I'm sure he'll understand.
36:18Yeah, you were right, Chess.
36:24Lame.
36:27Although those were worth twenty-some gold, so...
36:37What's this gloomy defect?
36:41What the fuck?
36:45Oh, Kazdor's content.
36:49Really?
36:53Interesting.
36:54Oh...
36:57Oh...
36:59Is that how the kids got up there?
37:02That's how I'm thinking.
37:12Alright, so this way was dead end, but it was still pretty cool.
37:15Okay.
37:38Falling around about two minutes is hard, Pioneer!
37:47Alright, uh, shall we try one more?
37:49Yep.
37:59I just need to look back over here.
38:02Hmm.
38:07Hmm.
38:16Did we want to go check out the regular sewers again, or no?
38:23What do you mean the regular sewers?
38:27Oh!
38:28Did you find a spot?
38:29No, it was just where the grease guy was.
38:33Oh.
38:37Goddamn you, I'm gonna fucking jump in.
38:58Hmm.
39:00What?
39:01You used to fly.
39:04You seen that?
39:05Yep.
39:06That just leads to the ladder to go up.
39:08Is that...
39:10back to the surface?
39:12I remember.
39:13Yeah.
39:14That just leads to the ladder to go up.
39:15God, the sewers suck.
39:19Guess you wanna check out the base, see if they got ambushed?
39:24Our camp?
39:25Or all the fingers, the toes?
39:27Yeah.
39:28Cause we're already right at the entrance here.
39:32Sure.
39:45Hmm.
39:59They seem fine.
40:01Yeah?
40:04Hmm.
40:10Um...
40:13I don't know.
40:28Alright.
40:29You went back?
40:29Okay.
40:41Hmm.
40:45Do you want me to look it up?
40:46Sure.
41:09Ooh, sorry.
41:11An abandoned cistern in the far northwest section of the lower city sewers.
41:21Can we look at the map?
41:23Yeah, we don't even have that area uncovered.
41:26Cool.
41:28Nice.
41:29It'd be faster if we teleport to the undercity ruins and head south.
41:41Need another cranium rat if you want to.
41:44No, no.
41:56Oh, yep.
41:57I remember this area.
42:04Oh.
42:07Oh.
42:22Just as I was getting bored, our Lord sends us a little diversion.
42:58Wow.
42:59That's one.
43:02Was she the one that was just crap-talking?
43:06Yeah.
43:08Yeah, I think so
43:10No way
43:21Damn it
43:24This might hurt
43:29Murder of Crows?
43:31Oh damn
43:43You murdered a club
43:50They're not even
43:51I don't know, what do you say?
44:03No, I thought so
44:17I hate when I have to actually be like right there
44:21Mmm
44:24That sounded painful
44:25That's actually another reason why I like the halberd on Lazo
44:28A little bit after weeks, let's help
44:37How's your turn going?
44:38My what?
44:40So you can't-
44:41I'm reading spells
44:43Sorry, I wasn't sure
44:46I know sometimes when you click end, sometimes they don't work
45:14Pfft
45:15Where?
45:16Why?
45:18After Shadowheart, maybe?
45:21Yup
45:46I don't know
46:07Wow.
46:09How'd that one die?
46:11What do you mean?
46:14I wasn't paying attention, I don't understand how it died.
46:16It was prone.
46:18I hit it.
46:20What do you mean?
46:20It died.
46:21Oh, I was looking at another crow and thought that one died, my bad.
46:26Ah.
46:29That was all I could do.
46:53Man, it's got five hit points still.
47:02Man, you're still blinded.
47:05Oh.
47:10You're not blinded anymore.
47:14Man, this counts as a bonus action.
47:17Wait, does it not hit allies?
47:21Cool.
47:31Fuck yeah.
47:34And now you get to go and you're not blinded.
47:37Ha ha.
47:39I knew those arrows would come in handy.
47:49Goddamn.
47:52Oof.
47:53I'll kick her off.
47:56Oh.
48:02You got enough movement to go around?
48:04Yes.
48:04Yes.
48:07What?
48:13Yes.
48:15Fuck yeah.
48:16Caustic brine.
48:19So you did eight with the kick and she took nine from falling.
48:26You did an acidic kick.
48:39Oh shit.
48:40Wow.
48:41Oh shit.
48:41Oh shit.
48:54That's a good thing.
49:03It's gonna get down.
49:04You're not blinded.
49:05Oh shit.
49:11It's gonna try that way.
49:14I guess I'll do that, since I can't do anything.
49:22Can you run up and hit that first?
49:25No, that's all my movement right here.
49:29Hey, you still hit for a good amount of damage.
49:37There they are.
49:39But, what I'm gonna do...
49:45Okay...
49:48Yes.
49:52There, now you can go and hit that fucker.
49:58That could still be this to kill the crow.
50:05Yes!
50:07I don't think I hit anyone there.
50:25What?
50:27Whoops.
50:31With haste.
50:33The crow's got anything?
50:34No.
50:36I'm not going in that caustic brine.
50:39Sluice gate?
50:41Yeah, this is a puzzle.
50:44Oh, shit.
50:45No, this is just a puzzle.
50:45I'm not gonna do anything else.
50:45It's a puzzle.
50:45You have to think of it as a puzzle.
50:46I'm not going in that puzzle.

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