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00:00Ew. Is that from Vam?
00:05No.
00:07Another letter from Orin.
00:10Oh.
00:11Thanks to the Tyrant's Iron Throne lies broken beneath the bay, and the prisoners have held nothing but blood in
00:16the foam.
00:16Fishmen will be finding sight-built morsels of gnome flesh to decorate their dishes for years to come.
00:22Show the seeds of chaos well, how the feet lost their gilded guardians crashed to the cobbles.
00:29They tremble to see the Lordwing's Temple of Tyranny crumble atop their forces.
00:33The time is now, without his mindless mannequins forecast as weak.
00:37Kelm, Kelm, Kelm, Kelm, Kelm, Kelm, Kelm, Kelm.
00:41The rest of the page is filled with the same strong instructions with an increasingly ineligible script at the bottom
00:47of my signature and blood.
00:49Orin.
00:55Oh, a gameplay dude doesn't want to talk. I'm surprised.
01:00You have to know if you want. I'm not.
01:04Need something?
01:07Yes.
01:10What do you mean, dead? How? Why?
01:20Free. I'm not free. I'm trapped. I'll never be anything but a spawn now.
01:27You've sentenced me to an eternity in darkness.
01:36Tell me honestly.
01:38Did you kill him for my sake or to stop me completing the ritual myself?
01:44Do you?
01:48Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe.
01:53Come on!
01:55Cat?
01:57Go!
02:00Nope, gotta do Persuasion.
02:03We're in it to win it.
02:05I only need 18.
02:0712.
02:1913. Are you kidding me, game?
03:01He's so emotional.
03:0714. Leave me be. I have a lot to-
03:12Bring the body.
03:15And Cat, quit trying to get up here from that.
03:31Sorry, I started walking away.
03:42I started coughing in my head.
03:44Oh.
03:47What are you doing, praying and wrapping?
03:49What are you doing?
04:06Yes.
04:15They- they were alive.
04:19All this time, they- they were just hidden under the pallets.
04:24Hills.
04:27After two centuries, Cazador still had new horrors to reveal.
04:32What did you do with the poor wretches?
04:41That was a kindness.
04:44I think.
04:45It's hard to know, really.
04:47I'm not sure if I feel worse for them or the creatures of the Underdark.
04:51But at least they're free.
04:55Still, this will take some getting used to Cazador being gone.
05:04I just need some time to let it sink in, to figure out what it means now that he's gone.
05:16And-
05:17He's so much-
05:18Chiller.
05:19For what you did.
05:19He's so emotional.
05:20I thought Cazador's story would end with more of a bang than a whimper, but, well, you did end it.
05:32I'm grateful.
05:36We did kind of trap him forever as a vampire spawn.
05:40What does that even mean?
05:43So, technically he's like half-vampire.
05:47Oh.
05:48The ritual that he was talking about would've made him a higher-ranked vampire, and he would've
05:54technically still been able to walk through the sun and whatnot while having all the good
06:03vampiric powers.
06:05Yeah.
06:06Now he's still just half-vamp.
06:10Are there any advantages to just staying half-vamp?
06:15Nope.
06:16Oh.
06:17There.
06:17Him and his friends.
06:23The rat's my favorite.
06:25Yeah.
06:26It's funny.
06:28You wanna talk to him or me?
06:29No, he's your eye surgeon.
06:31You need to get re-examined.
06:33It is splendid.
06:35Maybe he'll do your cock next.
06:36We'll see you again, my friend.
06:37If you hadn't saved me from that mob, I'd be penning a guide to the afterlife based on
06:43first-hand experience.
06:45Perhaps you would hazard a guess as to why the mob turned on me.
06:50Sure.
07:09It's a bad idea.
07:12It's a bad idea.
07:14Can I say?
07:15It's a bad idea.
07:18How does that mean?
07:20has returned as he did a hundred years ago
07:24Baal has set his accursed sights on Baldur's Gate
07:28and his temple runs red
07:31with the blood of the innocent
07:33Orin is his chosen
07:35and like Saravok before her
07:38she is able to take on the savage form of the slayer
07:41if the slayer is not stopped
07:43it will slaughter every living king in the city
07:46is that why she looks that way?
07:47As one of those things I'm particularly eager to stop it
07:51and there is a way
07:52I have a study of the beast
07:55penned by the wizard Irenicus himself
07:58it contains all the knowledge needed to slay the slayer
08:03now I just need a brave adventurer
08:06willing to face Baal's chosen
08:09and to put the knowledge into practice
08:15all right
08:16so
08:18one
08:20her father was a
08:23changeling
08:25oh
08:27her mother
08:29was a Baal spawn
08:32Baal spawn is a child of Baal
08:35the god of
08:37murder
08:38yeah
08:39or whatever it is
08:40yeah
08:41or whatever it is
08:41so she's
08:42part or like half shifter
08:44quarter
08:45ball spawn
08:45the slayer form is a
08:48perk of being a ball spawn
08:50oh ok
08:54sick
08:54ultimate battle form
08:57sick shit bro
08:58what are you gonna do
09:00wonderful
09:00oh
09:00ok
09:01i can scarcely think of anyone more suitable
09:05it will serve you well
09:07a study of the slayer penned by John Irenicus
09:12it's one of a kind so do try to keep it away from the inevitable bloodbath
09:17hmm
09:25i am a living witness to Baal's defeat those hundred years ago
09:31so i know your battle against him is not futile
09:36he can be stopped
09:37but not all of those who stood against him survived
09:40and those who did were never the same again
09:43i wish you luck my friend
09:45and i hope that when i see you again you'll be in one piece
09:50two or three at most
09:52did he say he was alive a hundred years ago
09:56yep
09:57how
10:03hey man
10:03i'm gonna talk to him and see if he does anything for me
10:07whatever happens next
10:08first
10:09be sure
10:10that i will document it all
10:13as accurately as possible
10:18he has wares
10:21he has five hundred bucks
10:24is everything good?
10:27a ring
10:29some spells
10:30like scrolls
10:32i should just buy them shouldn't i
10:35probably
10:35if there are ones you think are gonna be good
10:38anything with damage
10:40pretty much
10:41yeah
10:45what would you think of the insect plague?
10:47i'll buy those after
10:49good good
10:50it was actually pretty cool
10:51i'm gonna talk to this horny demon
10:54ok
10:56i just wanna see what he's got
10:58ok
10:58you can check
11:17you ready?
11:19you ready?
11:20yep
11:22it was good for me
11:23oh
11:24was it good for you?
11:25oh ho ho ho ho
11:28wow
11:34ooh
11:35ooh
11:35two or three
11:36yeah
11:37i thought as much
11:39you moaned like a dragon thrice struck with a broadsword
11:44that's none of my dragon life
11:46the damned
11:47into impossible
11:48pleasure
11:49will never be the same
11:57why would i say that?
12:02that sucks
12:04damn it
12:09i don't think anyone else wants you
12:11oh
12:12you can go talk to will
12:14i hate will so much
12:19it's better that you get to talk to him
12:26oh ho ho ho
12:28we'll finish what my father couldn't
12:31we'll awaken ansur
12:33the heart of the gate
12:35oh boulderin
12:37founder due veneration
12:40his guardian dragon ansur
12:42tremendous in worth
12:43a savior below
12:45our eternal elation
12:47eternal elation
12:49very right
12:53it's not just a tale
12:55it's a history
12:57consider this
12:58to worm way neath prison's deepest level
13:02that must mean worms rock prison
13:04that's where we'll find the entrance to this worm way
13:07then this
13:09with the shock of a true hero's spark flickers
13:12the torches alight
13:13and worms eye shall awake a glitter
13:17to open the way
13:18we'll need to spark torches
13:21this dragon ansur
13:23was boulderin's ally
13:25we'd be fools to let him sleep
13:27while the dead three's chosen
13:29raised the city
13:44mind flayers are like devils
13:46they just sport tentacles rather than wings
13:49clever manipulative exploitative
13:52the emperor says
13:54the emperor says he's a friend
13:55i think we'd be fools to believe him
13:57maybe it's true
13:59maybe stell main allied with a mind flayer
14:01and subjected the city to their political will
14:04or
14:05maybe he made an offer she couldn't refuse
14:09that's my fucking man
14:12it's
14:13complicated
14:15there's the joy of reconciliation
14:18the relief of forgiveness
14:20and the anxiety of new expectation
14:23it's a flurry of emotion
14:26i'm not sure how to make sense of it
14:34don't ever do that again
14:35don't ever do that again
14:37incredible that he can see the man i became
14:41once all this is ended
14:42once we've crushed the brain and freed the people
14:46i could once more call baldur's gate home
14:49whether i return there
14:51yeah
14:53only time will tell
14:59yeah
15:02alright
15:03ready for me to strike out
15:06oh yeah i'm sure we're for it
15:09almost pleasant travelling with company
15:12if you ignore all the
15:14less pleasant aspects
15:21fine
15:22what's on your mind
15:27i don't think i've ever had a confidant quite like you
15:30after all
15:31this shit again
15:32what i shared with you about my past
15:35about being saved from the wolf
15:39that is not
15:42i'm gonna go kill myself now
15:47ow cup
15:50a welcome thing
16:03but can i pet it?
16:05yup i can pet it
16:08let's go
16:0910,000 views
16:11that's what the game's all about
16:15look over it
16:26and one more for the road
16:35gotta pet scratch
16:36dog wags his tail
16:38a small bag clenched between his teeth
16:48he gives in
16:49and surrenders his find to you
16:51alright
16:51uh do you want to talk to your hero
16:53before he went to bed
16:54scratch his tongue
16:55lulls out happily
16:56his tail wagging even faster
16:59who?
17:02uh other druid bitch
17:04that we don't like
17:06where's she at?
17:10oh she
17:11oh god damn it
17:13you want to talk to her or me?
17:16do you want to talk to her?
17:17i'll talk to her
17:18maybe i can seduce her
17:19i've had a lifetime school of watching little men
17:22buff themselves up with grand titles
17:25i look forward to the day we show the archduke
17:28that his tongue is not half so silvered as he thinks
17:37he's protected by his steel watch for now
17:40and orrin will have her own defences
17:42should we choose to play the part of gortash's bloodhounds
17:46we cannot expect either of the chosen to fall easily
17:51but fall they must if we're to have all three stones to command the brain
17:56still
17:58if you see sense in making an alliance
18:00i won't question it
18:03i'll just look forward to the inevitable breaking gortash's book off
18:11ask it
18:16oh
18:22god damn
18:23you speak of a battle more than a century past
18:28Baal's minions led us through a maze in the undercity
18:30older than boulders gate itself
18:33we paid little mind to the path ahead
18:34let alone how we might return
18:36or that we would return at all
18:39still
18:40the undercity shifts
18:42we might search down there
18:44or
18:45or better yet
18:46find a ballast to lead us
18:56it seems that events at Dentalans have overtaken us
18:59alright you ready?
19:00perhaps we might have
19:01i have not been overly generous with the truth
19:03tell me
19:05what do you know of a man named
19:08mince of rasheman
19:09what?
19:10what is it?
19:10the name is as familiar as jahira's own
19:13a hero of the time of troubles
19:15who saved the city more than once
19:28who even is it?
19:31what?
19:33ok
19:33but few know of his fate i think
19:37i had hoped to keep it that way
19:39i don't remember saying
19:39mince is an old friend
19:42perhaps my oldest
19:45we fought at one another's backs
19:47times beyond counting
19:49and the last time i saw him
19:51i left him to die
20:00there always is
20:01there always is
20:03but that is still the fundamental fact of it
20:06before we ever heard of this
20:07absolute
20:08we received word of a gathering in the undercity
20:13what we found
20:14was the first dark seed of this plot
20:17a circle of cultists
20:19with mind flares in their midst
20:21we might have ended it there
20:23got off at the root
20:25but before i could send for help
20:27mince charged in alone
20:29it was chaos
20:31he was overrun
20:33dragged down beneath a mass of tentacles
20:36i had a choice
20:38stay and let word of this cult die with us
20:41or leave him
20:43and live to fight another day
20:54the world takes much from those who presume to defend it
20:58but sometimes
21:00you get to take it back
21:03so don't be sorry
21:05because i mean to use you
21:07if you're willing
21:10infection
21:12indoctrination
21:13eradication
21:14that has been the fate
21:15of everyone the cult has captured so far
21:18but it has not been yours
21:20with your help
21:22perhaps it need not be mince's either
21:33you son of a gun
21:36i've already told you what i sacrificed in its name
21:39but only a fool would discard a potential ally like mince
21:42he has faced god and illicit both
21:45just as i have
21:48i'm trying to get laid
21:50without the harper's we shall have to find another path
21:53you bitch
21:54he disapproved that
21:58oh
22:03if it does not
22:04you have led a very virtuous life indeed
22:08nine fingers king controls the guild
22:11which in turn
22:12controls every criminal racket
22:14from heap side
22:15to the high hall
22:16nothing happens in this city that she doesn't hear of
22:20sooner or later
22:22how hospitable she will be to a harper that comes begging to her guild hall
22:26huh
22:26we will find out
22:29perhaps i will let you do the talking
22:35there i'm done with that bitch
22:37she just kept talking
22:39and talking
22:40and talking
22:41and i was like
22:42maybe i'll get laid
22:44and then dalton was like
22:47i clicked the mirror
22:49what the fuck is the mirror
22:52you can change the way you look
22:54oh
22:58but yeah
23:10my shoes
23:12oh no
23:13not the emperor
23:22okay
23:23okay
23:23you

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