00:02well hi everybody you know Rico and I walked in the building today together like a synchronized
00:08swimming team and we kind of looked at each other and went do we live in a simulation
00:14because what you're about to hear the next four hours you haven't heard the previous eight
00:17we're basically going to be the polar opposite every other show because
00:21I just live in a different world I guess my Wakanda bubble has a different barometer to it
00:26I mean look I can't even begin to get into the Scott Harris thing he had a he had a
00:32quote we have
00:33audio of we'll get to later I mean it is it is when you look at smelling your own farts
00:39in the
00:40dictionary it's going to be this audio we'll get to it later you've got you got Trajan Langdon talking
00:46like Jalen Dern is on a field trip yeah you know when he gets back everything will be splendid
00:50gets back from where he's telling you to f yourself he's not at media day and he's not
00:56showing up for camp and he's essentially just ripping ass in your face I did and then then
01:04we got to get to the Lions and then like Rico's getting yelled at by state fans for having a
01:09brain
01:09and watching football and then the Lions I got Dan Campbell audio I thought it was because we had
01:15cold dead black hearts because we didn't cry over JV oh no I don't please yeah I heard the duo
01:22in
01:23the morning old jerking and gherking those two yeah please oh yeah if you weren't on your knees
01:28crying to the sky because JD's daughter and I don't care I do not care do not get leave
01:37you didn't do a damn thing help me win this year guy was gone for 10 years and you didn't
01:40win a world
01:41series yeah pardon me if it isn't Lou Gehrig day at Yankee Stadium okay that guy was dying of ALS
01:47this is a little different this was self-serving exhibitionist I don't care hey but line up and
01:53call Jim and John and cry to them have a good time so why don't we get to something that
01:58actually
01:58matters a real game that was played yesterday and once again I feel like I live on planet Nebular
02:06I'll play this Dan Campbell audio for you and then I just need to get into what we watched which
02:12was
02:12the opposite of vintage Dan Campbell that was awful yesterday the Jets are driving to tie the
02:21game at 31 that's the sentence that's my column if I have to write that sentence as the Jets are
02:28down
02:28three of their top four wide outs down their starting tight end and Brees Hall dies mid-game
02:32the fact that any game story I write features Jets driving to tie game at 31 my column you you've
02:41already careened off the side of the road Gino Smith was 31 of 36 for three and a quarter
02:50hold on David did you hear that okay just wanted to make sure oh oh but but according to some
02:58well
02:58you know Gino was throwing in tight windows
03:02this is a make or miss league did he complete the pass or did he not by the way the
03:10Jets don't have
03:10any effing weapons you still gave up 150 yards receiving like it was the Pats that featured Gronk
03:17and pre-serial killer Aaron Hernandez what are we doing who the hell's Pete Rickert I want to play
03:24this audio for you Dan Campbell going back to the locker room and I listen he's got a message he's
03:29got
03:29to sell his team so I'll go up to a certain line of grace but when he gets to the
03:34whole defensive side
03:36of the ball what are we are we seriously going to like apply baby oil to our beanbag because a
03:43bad
03:44blitz pickup was your salvation that that's that's what we're going to shout out but again we live in
03:52a different universe because I didn't come away feeling any any type of good way about yesterday
03:57you think the team won 52 nothing listening to other people go go ahead play some of this Dan
04:02Campbell for the people yeah
04:3031 of 37 for three
04:33321 Jets blow a blitz pickup what doctor order what doctor ordered that Kevorkian that was
04:44no it is not the Jets having 400 yards is not what any rational MD would order 31 of 37
04:54for 321
04:56the Jets did not have Adonai Mitchell they didn't have Cooper they didn't have Mason Taylor I mean
05:02they they dug up the dead body of Sterling Shepard off the practice squad Reese Hall not in the game
05:08I
05:08just I listened to that and I'm going all right I know he's got to hype his team up and
05:13all this
05:13guys on the back end you were swell 31 of 37 okay to put it in perspective Jets on your
05:20side of the field
05:21late in the game going for a game tying or possibly just go for two effort let's just try to
05:27win this
05:27thing they had the ball last like right you dialed up a double a gap blitz and it hit it
05:33worked but
05:35you're right the defense non-existent but hey Raystrom had a big breakup I just I would love to know
05:42from
05:43the people go ahead do you walk out of that game feeling good say it with your chest do you
05:51walk out of
05:51that game feeling like after a 10-day rip the defense took a major step forward that's what
05:58your coach is telling his guys I I must have watched a different game I was deeply frustrated
06:05I I was I was just sitting and watching and going this is sad because vintage Lions they dust that
06:12team
06:13I mean you cannot tell me your defense played well when the opposing quarterback completed 90% of his
06:20bases for 321 yards well they were dusting the team but similar to the Saints game they can't put
06:26anybody away there it is that's the problem that teams are just pesky and once again you had to sweat
06:33out a possession where things went your way this time but yeah I'm sitting there wondering like if they
06:40score do they have three two-point conversion plays because if I'm if I'm AG I'm not trying to go
06:47to
06:47overtime I'm not trying to be in a game where the Jets have the opportunity to tie in the final
06:54minutes that I'm sorry right right and I'm at home I'm not on the road I can't blame inclement weather
07:00I'm not the more beat-up team the Jets don't even have remotely their pieces and they're not a good
07:08offense with their pieces I just watched a different game if you walked out of it feeling good
07:16your prerogative but what I look at 31 of 37 for 321 you lose the right to say that you
07:26did much of
07:27anything offensively it's never the question we have a high expectation the Lions offense will perform
07:33and they did that that that's just who they are I mean they started a little bit slow again but
07:40I'm
07:40not going to kill them they got to 31 I feel like this team's going to have to score 30
07:45to win games
07:46like that that just feels like that's going to be the script because defensively Rico they they
07:52thus far they can't stop anybody no you give it 1200 yards it's free games
07:59I I'm not making Rico I'm not making the numbers up right and and you could only say
08:04Josh Allen for one of those games I'll give you that oh it was Josh Allen he's going to do
08:09that
08:09to a lot of people sure but Tyler Shuck and Geno Smith I don't know like I said I'll always
08:17I always
08:18want to win but you're on your own this defense is going to have to go to a way different
08:24place if
08:24they're going to win anything relevant I'll continue to say it Michigan and the Lions are
08:28the same team they're going to win more games than they lose they're just not going to win
08:33anything anyone cares about and I mean look I'm not yelling I'm not raising my voice about the Dan
08:39Campbell thing but like that's a crazy piece of audio that they probably should have kept in the
08:44locker room just with the doctor order what the hell what doctor are you going to see here's
08:51here's why I was just what the doctor ordered you may need to go out of network for care
08:56jeez 10 days hearing how bad you were remember that we had vultures around us and people doubted us
09:02and we gutted out a win and it was grit and it was everything that the Lions are so that's
09:09why
09:09it was just what the doctor ordered but I knew Lions fans were going to be blinded I told you
09:16guys last
09:17week it was always about the way it looked that the schedule coming up looked easier on paper but
09:24it was always about the way it looked and the minute I saw tight end after tight end after tight
09:30end leaking out getting a catch another yard here another touchdown here I was like it's happening
09:35it's continuing to happen and they scored to tie it at 24 with four minutes left that should never be
09:41it should never be this defense didn't prove no way no David it didn't but what you're going to
09:50remember not you but Lions fans are going to remember one play defense stepped up did the double a gap
09:57blitz got the strip sack and they sealed the game Lions win sing the song game balls to everybody
10:05just described how nine-year-old watches football we talk to adults kids don't call this station
10:12they're not allowed to so don't I'm not going to talk football like a kid no but for Lions fans
10:18after
10:19the bludgeoning that Buffalo did you gotta win you don't apologize for the win okay and let's move on
10:25to Carolina you're a child that's fine that's not what we're doing I'm never going to be that way
10:31I've never been that way in 20 plus years and if you don't like it don't listen you can go
10:35anywhere you
10:35want you can get up out of here I'm not going to sit here and and act like what happened
10:41yesterday
10:41was Super Bowl caliber it's not and it's not an improvement off of 10 days because Josh Allen
10:49wasn't out there you're right it was Geno Smith it was a team that outside of Garrett Wilson has
10:53no weapons once again you allowed the tight end position to just blast you into oblivion and they
11:00didn't have uh Mitchell 80 Mitchell no they didn't have three of the top four and again you don't
11:06have to pity anyone but when you don't play at a level that we walk away feeling good about it
11:11I don't know what to say because I'm driving after we have to I want to win a Super Bowl
11:15right here right now look is it better than what Seattle did yesterday of course because you won the
11:20game but these are you know I was told by certain people you had so many easy games it's weird
11:26being in
11:27an easy game that's tied with four minutes to go weird but you know what the funny thing about
11:31those easy games well that Saints and the Jets are really good teams now the the they are not the
11:37Jets no no all of a sudden that's all well you know guys is they're a really good team look
11:40at the
11:40Saints they're and they're technically they're tied for first the Saints who just had the Raiders walk
11:46in and beat them yeah got it look I just want to know if you guys walked away from it
11:51and the
11:51Campbell thing is just an audio piece I'm not expecting the coach to walk in throw a chair
11:56against the wall and tell his team they suck that's not the point but when he goes on and on
12:02about how the back end improved and you juxtapose it with the game we all watched I'd really love to
12:08know how you walk away when Geno Smith goes 31 to 37 for three and a quarter I'd really love
12:15to know
12:15what improvements were I'm sorry so if they didn't improve does Geno go 37 for 37 for 400
12:24like what it's an absurd notion if the goal is to win a Super Bowl I'm deeply concerned about the
12:29defense and I think that's okay to say that yes winning's important but do you believe this team
12:35will win anything playing this style of ball you're not supposed to be in a game at home against a
12:43dilapidated Jets roster you're not supposed to be in that game if you're playing well ergo you did
12:50not we'll get to the people two four eight five three nine ninety seven ninety seven don't worry I'll
12:55get you Trajan Langdon stuff later did this town these GMs man alive we've never needed AI more we
13:03could replace them all with artificial intelligence they did when the wings told you about Steve
13:10Eisenman's release oh with the uh did the ransom note print yeah we thank him for his
13:17all right well here's Rico I'll tell you about his basement we'll get to the phone calls next 97 one
