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Perfect Husband, Dead Bedroom
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00:00:00Okay, still got it.
00:00:02Looks expensive.
00:00:03That's your reaction?
00:00:04Claire, I'm tired.
00:00:06Dad, you're the best cook in the world.
00:00:08Correct. Finally, some respect.
00:00:11Hey, family.
00:00:16Hey, babe. Long day?
00:00:17Very.
00:00:18Dinner in five.
00:00:20Dad even made garlic bread.
00:00:22Mom burns garlic bread.
00:00:24Thank you, Noah.
00:00:25Sorry, Mom.
00:00:26Eat. You look exhausted.
00:00:28Sexy exhausted?
00:00:29What?
00:00:30Nothing.
00:00:32Come upstairs early tonight.
00:00:34I still have lunches to make.
00:00:36They can survive without dinosaur sandwiches.
00:00:38Noah would call social services.
00:00:44Okay, still got it.
00:00:47Well?
00:00:48New?
00:00:49Yeah.
00:00:49Looks expensive.
00:00:50That's your reaction?
00:00:52Claire, I'm tired.
00:00:53I bought this for you.
00:00:55You don't have to dress up for me.
00:00:57That's not a compliment.
00:00:58I didn't mean...
00:00:58Forget it!
00:01:04Night.
00:01:05Night.
00:01:09What the fuck?
00:01:10What the fuck?
00:01:18Do you even want me anymore?
00:01:20What?
00:01:21Sexually.
00:01:27Asshole.
00:01:30Asshole.
00:01:30Hey-ole.
00:01:33Shit!
00:01:34What?
00:01:35He's hot.
00:01:36He cleans windows.
00:01:38Those things can coexist.
00:01:42He likes you.
00:01:43He doesn't know me.
00:01:44That has never stopped a man.
00:01:54Shit.
00:01:59Hot pan.
00:02:00Hot pan.
00:02:01There's always a hot pan.
00:02:02Occupational hazard.
00:02:04Mm-hmm.
00:02:07You okay?
00:02:08Fine.
00:02:09You sure?
00:02:10Yep.
00:02:13Can I ask you something?
00:02:15Sure.
00:02:16Do you even want me anymore?
00:02:18What?
00:02:18Sexually.
00:02:20Claire.
00:02:21What?
00:02:22We're married.
00:02:23That's not an answer.
00:02:24Why does everything have to be about sex?
00:02:25Because we barely fucking have any.
00:02:27I'm tired.
00:02:29Again.
00:02:38You're mad because I didn't notice your haircut?
00:02:41No.
00:02:42Feels like yes.
00:02:43Forget it.
00:02:48Oh my god.
00:02:50You dress for him.
00:02:51I dress for myself.
00:02:52Bullshit.
00:02:53Married.
00:02:54Married people still like compliments.
00:02:58Stop.
00:02:59No.
00:03:08Your hair.
00:03:09You like it?
00:03:10I love it.
00:03:12You look fancy.
00:03:15What's happening?
00:03:16Mom's hair.
00:03:17Oh.
00:03:18Nice.
00:03:19Dad.
00:03:20You're supposed to say she looks beautiful.
00:03:23Claire knows she's beautiful.
00:03:25Do I?
00:03:28You're mad because I didn't notice your haircut?
00:03:31No.
00:03:32Feels like yes.
00:03:34Forget it.
00:03:37Forget it.
00:03:51Fuck.
00:03:56Daniel, you make the rest of us look terrible.
00:03:58Years of practice.
00:03:59Lunches too?
00:04:00Dad cuts my sandwiches into dinosaurs.
00:04:01Claire, if you divorce this man, half the school moms are fighting over him.
00:04:05Take a number.
00:04:05Oh.
00:04:08Seriously.
00:04:09Perfect husband.
00:04:10Yeah.
00:04:11Everybody keeps telling me.
00:04:15Window boy?
00:04:17Shut up.
00:04:20It's coffee.
00:04:25You look disappointed.
00:04:27Why?
00:04:27You were hoping I only look good through glass.
00:04:30Hi, Claire.
00:04:31Hi, Luke.
00:04:42So what do you actually do upstairs?
00:04:44Finance.
00:04:45That explains the dead eyes.
00:04:47Fuck you.
00:04:47No poison.
00:04:49Reassuring.
00:04:50I considered it too much paperwork.
00:04:55Ten minutes.
00:04:56You've said that four times.
00:04:58Because I mean it.
00:05:00Sure.
00:05:00So what do you actually do upstairs?
00:05:02Finance.
00:05:03That explains the dead eyes.
00:05:04Fuck you.
00:05:05There they are.
00:05:06Alive.
00:05:09Relax.
00:05:10I saw the ring.
00:05:11Good.
00:05:11I can read.
00:05:12Congratulations.
00:05:13Thanks.
00:05:14Mom's very proud.
00:05:15I see hundreds of people through windows.
00:05:16That sounds creepy when you say it out loud.
00:05:18Very.
00:05:19You're the only one who looks like she wants to escape.
00:05:21My marriage is fine.
00:05:22I didn't mention your marriage.
00:05:25Right.
00:05:25I meant the office.
00:05:26Sure you did.
00:05:29Shit.
00:05:30Best ten minutes of my life.
00:05:31This doesn't happen again.
00:05:33Absolutely.
00:05:36Claire.
00:05:36What?
00:05:37I'm tired.
00:05:38You're always tired.
00:05:39Please.
00:05:41Can we not do this shit tonight?
00:05:44Wanting my husband is shit now?
00:05:46That's not what I meant.
00:05:48Go to sleep.
00:05:58You're insane.
00:05:59Cheap flower.
00:06:00Very low financial invitement.
00:06:08You're smiling again.
00:06:10I smile all the time.
00:06:11Not like that.
00:06:14You're playing with fire.
00:06:16We're texting.
00:06:17That's how fire starts in 2026.
00:06:25It looks like a spider.
00:06:27It's a bear.
00:06:27That is absolutely a spider.
00:06:31Hey.
00:06:32What's all this?
00:06:33Good report cards.
00:06:34Want one?
00:06:35Sure.
00:06:36Who keeps texting?
00:06:37Work.
00:06:38Ignore them.
00:06:50Open.
00:06:54You're insane.
00:06:56Cheap flower.
00:06:57Very low financial invitement.
00:07:07Luke.
00:07:08Yeah?
00:07:09This is bad.
00:07:10Extremely.
00:07:12Tell me to go.
00:07:13I'm married.
00:07:14I know.
00:07:15I have two kids.
00:07:16I know.
00:07:17You barely know me.
00:07:19Working on it.
00:07:20Tell me to go.
00:07:22I should.
00:07:23That wasn't the instruction.
00:07:26Go!
00:07:28Okay.
00:07:37What's this?
00:07:38Anniversary!
00:07:40You remembered.
00:07:41I reminded him yesterday.
00:07:43Thanks, Emma.
00:07:45Right.
00:07:46Happy anniversary.
00:07:48Happy anniversary.
00:07:49Kiss!
00:07:51That was lame.
00:07:52Super lame.
00:07:55Dinner okay?
00:07:56Yeah.
00:07:56Kids worked hard.
00:07:57They did.
00:07:58Love you.
00:07:59Love you too.
00:08:06I'll go.
00:08:08Wait!
00:08:12Are you waiting for your Amazon package?
00:08:14Work.
00:08:15Your work hangs from ropes now?
00:08:24Morning.
00:08:25Hi.
00:08:27Morning.
00:08:27You sure?
00:08:32Fuck.
00:08:34Claire?
00:08:35Fuck.
00:08:35Fuck.
00:08:36I'm married.
00:08:37I know.
00:08:38Stop saying that!
00:08:39Okay.
00:08:40I'll go.
00:08:41Wait!
00:08:45Claire.
00:08:46Shut up.
00:08:52Mom?
00:08:54Mm-hmm?
00:08:54Why are you crying?
00:08:56Allergies.
00:08:57At dinner?
00:08:58Apparently.
00:08:59Bathroom.
00:09:00Bathroom!
00:09:04What the fuck did you do?
00:09:26What the fuck did you do?
00:09:31You're freaking out.
00:09:32I'm not.
00:09:34Okay.
00:09:41We have to stop.
00:09:43Mm-hmm.
00:09:49Hi.
00:09:49Hi.
00:09:51We stop.
00:09:52Yes.
00:09:53Good.
00:09:54Good.
00:10:01That lasted 30 seconds.
00:10:03Shut the fuck up.
00:10:07This is insane.
00:10:08Definitely.
00:10:10I'm serious.
00:10:11So am I.
00:10:12I have to go.
00:10:14I have to go.
00:10:26I'm home.
00:10:27Pretty flower.
00:10:29Who gave it to you?
00:10:36A co-worker.
00:10:37Male co-worker?
00:10:38Why does that matter?
00:10:39Who gave you the flower?
00:10:40I told you.
00:10:41Bullshit.
00:10:44I saw the tablet.
00:10:46I saw.
00:10:46I can still taste you.
00:10:48Did you fuck him?
00:10:49No.
00:10:50Did you kiss him?
00:10:52Claire.
00:10:53Yes.
00:10:54Jesus fucking Christ.
00:10:56I'm sorry.
00:10:57The window cleaner?
00:10:58His name is Luke.
00:11:00Oh, good.
00:11:01You know his fucking name.
00:11:02Stop.
00:11:03How many times?
00:11:05Daniel.
00:11:05How many?
00:11:06Twice.
00:11:08Why?
00:11:09You want to know why?
00:11:10Yes.
00:11:10You haven't properly touched me in months.
00:11:12So you cheat?
00:11:13I didn't say it makes it okay.
00:11:14Sounds like exactly what you're saying.
00:11:15I wore lingerie for you and you looked at your phone.
00:11:18What the fuck does lingerie have to do with Luke?
00:11:20He noticed me.
00:11:21Congratulations.
00:11:22Fuck you.
00:11:22No.
00:11:23Apparently that's Luke's department.
00:11:24Mom?
00:11:26Emma.
00:11:26You cheated on dad?
00:11:27Sweetheart, please.
00:11:28Don't touch me.
00:11:30It's okay.
00:11:30Are you getting divorced?
00:11:31Nobody said that.
00:11:36Claire?
00:11:36Rachel from school?
00:11:38Who the fuck is Rachel?
00:11:41You cheated too?
00:11:46Rachel from school?
00:11:48The woman who jokes about stealing you?
00:11:50Claire.
00:11:50The woman who smiles in my fucking face?
00:11:52Lower your voice.
00:11:53Fuck your voice!
00:11:55Dad?
00:11:56Emma, go downstairs.
00:11:57Who's Rachel?
00:11:59Ask your father.
00:12:00Claire.
00:12:01What?
00:12:01She already heard I cheated.
00:12:02I hate this!
00:12:06Why is everybody yelling?
00:12:10Go back to bed.
00:12:11Are mom and dad getting divorced?
00:12:17Four months?
00:12:18Four fucking months?
00:12:19Around that?
00:12:20Around?
00:12:21Jesus Christ.
00:12:22You kissed Luke too.
00:12:23Yesterday.
00:12:23Cheating is cheating.
00:12:24Oh, you motherfucker.
00:12:24You were fucking her before Luke even knew my name.
00:12:26Our marriage was already...
00:12:27Finish that sentence.
00:12:27I saw you look at each other.
00:12:30Claire?
00:12:31I just didn't know what the fuck I was looking at.
00:12:34I'm sorry.
00:12:36No, you're caught.
00:12:38Where did you sleep with her?
00:12:40What?
00:12:40Hotels?
00:12:42Her place?
00:12:44Did you bring her here?
00:12:46Did you fuck her in our house?
00:12:48Daniel.
00:12:52Say it.
00:12:54Yes.
00:12:55Here?
00:12:56Yes.
00:12:57Where?
00:12:59Where?
00:13:00The bedroom.
00:13:02Our bed.
00:13:03The kids weren't home.
00:13:04Oh, thank God.
00:13:06The children weren't home!
00:13:07What a fucking gentleman!
00:13:08Claire, stop.
00:13:09I slept in this bed!
00:13:10I know.
00:13:10You know?
00:13:11I cried here because my husband wouldn't touch me.
00:13:12Then you brought her here?
00:13:13It happened.
00:13:14Don't tell me how many times.
00:13:15Twice.
00:13:16I literally said don't.
00:13:17I'm trying to be honest.
00:13:17Bit fucking late.
00:13:20Rachel was here?
00:13:21Go back to your room, honey.
00:13:22In your bedroom?
00:13:23Emma!
00:13:24She's Chloe's mom!
00:13:25I see her every day!
00:13:27I know.
00:13:27I don't want to go to school!
00:13:32Is Rachel dad's girlfriend?
00:13:34That's bad, right?
00:13:36None of this is your fault.
00:13:37I didn't ask that.
00:13:41What are you doing?
00:13:42You're not sleeping here.
00:13:44Fine.
00:13:45Not tonight.
00:13:45Not tomorrow.
00:13:47I want a divorce.
00:13:48You mean that?
00:13:49Yes.
00:13:50Fine.
00:13:51But don't assume you're taking the kids.
00:13:56I handled everything while you worked late.
00:13:58I fucked Rachel while I was doing it?
00:13:59And you kissed Luke.
00:14:00Your affair started first.
00:14:01That doesn't erase yours.
00:14:06Excuse me?
00:14:06The kids stay here.
00:14:07With you?
00:14:08Yes.
00:14:09You cheated for months.
00:14:10So did you.
00:14:10I kissed someone twice.
00:14:12Still happened.
00:14:12You don't get to steal my children.
00:14:14I'm not stealing them.
00:14:14Then what the fuck are you saying?
00:14:16Who gets them up every morning?
00:14:17Who makes breakfast?
00:14:18Because we agreed.
00:14:19Who does school drop off?
00:14:20We agreed you'd stay home.
00:14:21Who knows their teachers?
00:14:22Daniel.
00:14:22Who takes Noah to the doctor?
00:14:23Stop!
00:14:24Who is actually here?
00:14:26I work for this family.
00:14:28I know.
00:14:28Wanted to stay home.
00:14:29I did.
00:14:30Then don't rewrite our whole fucking marriage now.
00:14:31I gave up my career too.
00:14:32And I never threw that in your face.
00:14:34You barely noticed.
00:14:34I handled everything while you worked late.
00:14:36I fucked Rachel while I was doing it?
00:14:37And you kissed Luke.
00:14:38Your affair started first.
00:14:39That doesn't erase yours.
00:14:44Where are you going?
00:14:45Away from you.
00:14:46Claire.
00:14:46I need five minutes without hearing how amazing you are.
00:14:49The kids.
00:14:50Are asleep.
00:14:51Emma isn't.
00:14:58Claire?
00:14:59Can you come get me?
00:15:00Yeah.
00:15:00Where?
00:15:01Home.
00:15:02I'm coming.
00:15:19Claire.
00:15:20I have to get inside.
00:15:23No, you don't.
00:15:24Not here.
00:15:25Here is perfect.
00:15:27How long?
00:15:29Claire.
00:15:29How long have you been sleeping with my husband?
00:15:31A few months.
00:15:32How many?
00:15:33Four.
00:15:34Daniel said around four.
00:15:36So romantic.
00:15:37You even lie the same.
00:15:38You came to my house to fuck my husband.
00:15:40I didn't come here to fight.
00:15:41We were living together.
00:15:41He told me the marriage was over.
00:15:43Emotionally?
00:15:45That motherfucker still asked me to buy milk.
00:15:47Claire.
00:15:47What else did he tell you?
00:15:49Say it.
00:15:51He said you two hadn't had sex in almost a year.
00:15:53He told you that?
00:15:54Yes.
00:15:55He talked about our sex life with you?
00:15:56He was lonely.
00:15:57I was fucking lonely!
00:15:58I begged that man to touch me!
00:16:00That isn't what he said.
00:16:01Of course not.
00:16:02Did he tell you I wore lingerie for him?
00:16:05Did he tell you he barely looked at me?
00:16:07Claire.
00:16:08I'm sorry.
00:16:09No, you're not.
00:16:10You were kissing Luke too.
00:16:11After your affair started.
00:16:13Did you know that?
00:16:13Yes.
00:16:14Of course!
00:16:17One more thing.
00:16:20Did he bring you into my bedroom?
00:16:24Yes.
00:16:29Hey, what happened?
00:16:31Rachel?
00:16:33Seriously?
00:16:34You slept in my bed.
00:16:35Claire!
00:16:36You walked into my house.
00:16:37You saw my family photos?
00:16:39Stop!
00:16:39You probably walked past my kids' fucking drawings!
00:16:41Daniel invited me!
00:16:45What the fuck?
00:16:46Stay away from my family.
00:16:49You crazy bitch!
00:16:51Yeah?
00:16:52Tell them why!
00:16:52I'm not doing this!
00:16:53Tell them!
00:16:56Hey, what happened?
00:16:59Rachel?
00:17:00Seriously?
00:17:02Are you okay?
00:17:03You've got to be fucking kidding me!
00:17:06Did you hit her?
00:17:07Did you fuck her in my bed?
00:17:09Claire!
00:17:09Answer them!
00:17:14She's hurt.
00:17:18Mom?
00:17:19Emma!
00:17:20That's your mom?
00:17:27Emma!
00:17:33Did you cheat before mom kissed Luke?
00:17:36Emma!
00:17:37Yes or no?
00:17:40Is that her?
00:17:42Her mom hit someone?
00:17:44Shut up!
00:17:52Fuck!
00:17:54Fuck!
00:17:54Fuck!
00:17:56Fuck!
00:17:56Fuck!
00:17:57Fuck!
00:17:57Emma?
00:17:58Baby, open the door.
00:17:59Go away!
00:18:01Please.
00:18:01Everybody knows!
00:18:02I'm sorry.
00:18:03You always say sorry after...
00:18:06They said you cheated too.
00:18:07They know Luke?
00:18:08How?
00:18:09I don't fucking know!
00:18:10Was dad cheating before Luke?
00:18:11Answer me.
00:18:12Yes.
00:18:12Before you kissed him?
00:18:13Yes.
00:18:13How long?
00:18:14Months.
00:18:14Dad said you were confused.
00:18:15I know.
00:18:16He let me think you did it first.
00:18:17I didn't want to drag you into every detail.
00:18:18I'm already in it!
00:18:19Where is she?
00:18:22She has a question for you.
00:18:27Did you cheat before mom kissed Luke?
00:18:30Emma!
00:18:31Yes or no.
00:18:34Don't look at me.
00:18:39Why does everybody have somebody else?
00:18:41Hey!
00:18:42No!
00:18:43You have us!
00:18:44But you don't want each other!
00:18:47Yes.
00:18:48Yes what?
00:18:49It started before Luke.
00:18:50How long before?
00:18:51A few months.
00:18:52Months?
00:18:53And you let me hate mom?
00:18:54I never told you to hate her!
00:18:55You said she was confused!
00:18:57I was angry!
00:18:59Don't.
00:19:00You both suck.
00:19:04Is Rachel dad's girlfriend?
00:19:06Rachel is someone I...
00:19:08Yes.
00:19:09Emma.
00:19:09He's gonna find out anyway.
00:19:12Is Luke your boyfriend?
00:19:13No.
00:19:14But you kissed him.
00:19:16Did dad kiss Rachel?
00:19:18Way more than that.
00:19:19Emma.
00:19:23Why does everybody have somebody else?
00:19:25Hey!
00:19:26No!
00:19:27You have us.
00:19:28But you don't want each other.
00:19:30We both love you.
00:19:31That's not what I said.
00:19:34You made mom look like the bad one.
00:19:35I was hurt.
00:19:36You were doing it first.
00:19:37That doesn't make her cheating okay.
00:19:39I know!
00:19:39But you knew I blamed her!
00:19:41Yes.
00:19:41You let me hate mom when you were doing it first?
00:19:47Chocolate chips?
00:19:48No.
00:19:49Okay.
00:19:50Stop acting normal.
00:19:52I'm making breakfast!
00:19:53Exactly.
00:19:55I want pancakes!
00:19:58Daniel, can we talk?
00:20:00Not here.
00:20:01She already made sure everybody knows.
00:20:06Stay away from us.
00:20:08Emma?
00:20:08No.
00:20:09I'm not trying to hurt you.
00:20:10You slept with my dad.
00:20:12You knew he was married?
00:20:14Emma, enough.
00:20:15Why are you protecting her again?
00:20:18This isn't all my fault.
00:20:21Nobody said it was all yours.
00:20:22Really?
00:20:23Tell her.
00:20:24Tell me what?
00:20:25Tell Claire why you stopped sleeping with her.
00:20:29Rachel, shut up!
00:20:30No.
00:20:31What does she mean?
00:20:32You made me the villain?
00:20:34Fine.
00:20:34Tell her what you did first.
00:20:36Daniel?
00:20:36Why did you stop touching me?
00:20:40Tell me.
00:20:40I was angry.
00:20:41At me?
00:20:42Yes.
00:20:43So you stopped having sex with me?
00:20:45It wasn't that simple.
00:20:46Make it simple.
00:20:47You worked all the time.
00:20:48I work full time.
00:20:49Late nights?
00:20:50Weekends?
00:20:50Because we needed the money.
00:20:51And I became everything else.
00:20:53We agreed you'd stay home.
00:20:54I know.
00:20:54Then why didn't you say you were unhappy?
00:20:56I felt like a nanny.
00:20:57Cook.
00:20:58Cleaner.
00:20:59Driver.
00:20:59You're their father.
00:21:00I know that.
00:21:00Then don't say nanny like raising your kids with some fucking favor.
00:21:03That's not what I mean.
00:21:04Then what?
00:21:05I wanted you to notice me.
00:21:07Oh my god.
00:21:08What?
00:21:09That is exactly what I wanted from you.
00:21:12And instead of talking, you stopped touching me.
00:21:15I pulled away.
00:21:16On purpose?
00:21:17At first, yes.
00:21:18You punished me?
00:21:19No.
00:21:19I begged you.
00:21:20Claire.
00:21:21I bought lingerie.
00:21:22I thought I was ugly.
00:21:23I thought having two kids ruined my body.
00:21:25No.
00:21:25I thought you were disgusted by me.
00:21:27I wasn't.
00:21:27But you let me think it.
00:21:28Then Rachel started complimenting me.
00:21:29Of course.
00:21:30She told me I looked good.
00:21:31So did I.
00:21:31Not anymore.
00:21:32Because you wouldn't even let me touch you.
00:21:33Claire.
00:21:33You don't sleep in this house tonight.
00:21:34The kids.
00:21:34Stay.
00:21:35You go.
00:21:38You're going to kill it.
00:21:39Please don't say kill it.
00:21:40Fair.
00:21:41Ready?
00:21:42No fighting.
00:21:43Agreed.
00:21:43No Rachel.
00:21:44Agreed.
00:21:45No Luke.
00:21:45Agreed.
00:21:46Can tonight just be about me?
00:21:47Yes.
00:21:48Absolutely.
00:21:50This feels weird.
00:21:51Good weird?
00:21:52I don't know.
00:22:00Her kid is performing too.
00:22:01I know.
00:22:04What the fuck?
00:22:05You said no Luke.
00:22:06I didn't invite him.
00:22:07Sit down.
00:22:07Why is he here?
00:22:08I don't know.
00:22:09Thirty-two hundred years.
00:22:12Oh, shh, shh.
00:22:13Sure is.
00:22:15Never stop you.
00:22:17I can't.
00:22:20Emma.
00:22:23Baby.
00:22:23Don't.
00:22:24You were doing great.
00:22:24Shut up.
00:22:25You promised.
00:22:25I didn't know Luke was coming.
00:22:26Her child.
00:22:26I don't care.
00:22:27Everything is about who you're fucking.
00:22:28Even my stupid performance.
00:22:30You're right.
00:22:30You're completely right.
00:22:35What?
00:22:36Daniel?
00:22:38Whole truth?
00:22:40What the fuck haven't you told me?
00:22:44Mom!
00:22:45Noah, come back.
00:22:46Stop throwing dad away.
00:22:49Claire, stop.
00:22:50No.
00:22:51You don't get to throw me out of my own house.
00:22:52You fucked another woman in my bed.
00:22:54And we're going to deal with that.
00:22:55I am dealing with it.
00:22:56You're leaving.
00:22:57The kids live here too.
00:22:58Exactly why you need to get the fuck out for a few days.
00:23:02Are you kicking dad out?
00:23:04For a little while.
00:23:05How long?
00:23:06I don't know.
00:23:07Where's dad going?
00:23:08Apparently mom decided.
00:23:09Don't do that.
00:23:10Do what?
00:23:10Make me the fucking villain again.
00:23:15Jesus Christ!
00:23:17Mom!
00:23:18Noah, come back.
00:23:19Stop throwing dad away.
00:23:21Baby.
00:23:22He needs his clothes.
00:23:24Hey, it's okay.
00:23:25No, it's not.
00:23:26Can everybody stop making everything worse?
00:23:28I'm sorry.
00:23:29I'll go.
00:23:29A few days.
00:23:30I'm not disappearing.
00:23:32Promise?
00:23:32Promise.
00:23:34Are you going to Rachel's?
00:23:35No.
00:23:36Okay.
00:23:42Mom?
00:23:43Mom?
00:23:44Mom?
00:23:46Mom?
00:23:50He lied.
00:23:56Pavers?
00:23:57Emma, wait, no.
00:23:58Here's a G-ster perch in and in your...
00:24:00Where are you?
00:24:02In the car.
00:24:04Whose car?
00:24:05Dad!
00:24:06Rachel's.
00:24:07You said you weren't going to her!
00:24:08I'm not moving in with her.
00:24:10That wasn't what I asked.
00:24:11Is dad with Rachel?
00:24:13Emma, I needed somewhere to stay.
00:24:15Hotels exist.
00:24:16Jesus.
00:24:17Is she listening?
00:24:18Yes.
00:24:19Put her on.
00:24:20No.
00:24:20Why?
00:24:21Because this conversation is between us.
00:24:23Are you going to live with her?
00:24:24No.
00:24:25Are you sure?
00:24:26Yes.
00:24:27Are you coming back tomorrow?
00:24:29Dad?
00:24:30I'll see you tomorrow.
00:24:33He picked her again.
00:24:34No.
00:24:34Stop defending him.
00:24:35I'm not.
00:24:36Is Luke coming here now?
00:24:37No.
00:24:38Then who lives with us?
00:24:39Us.
00:24:40You're not moving in?
00:24:41What?
00:24:41You're not moving in?
00:24:42I never said I was.
00:24:43Your marriage is over.
00:24:43That doesn't mean I moved straight into your apartment.
00:24:45Why the fuck am I still hiding?
00:24:46Because my kids are falling apart.
00:24:47And I've been waiting for months.
00:24:48They're my children.
00:24:49I know.
00:24:50Then act like it.
00:24:52If Claire asked you to come home right now, would you?
00:24:55That's what I thought.
00:24:57Oh, shit.
00:24:59Dinner's dead.
00:25:00I'm terrible at this.
00:25:02You kind of are.
00:25:03Pizza?
00:25:03Yes.
00:25:05Shit.
00:25:06Dad makes them yellow.
00:25:08Thank you, Gordon Ramsay.
00:25:10Why does it smell like death?
00:25:12Family bonding.
00:25:16Excellent.
00:25:17Oh, fuck.
00:25:18What?
00:25:19Your bus.
00:25:20We don't take the bus.
00:25:22Dad drives us.
00:25:24Right.
00:25:26Noah, shoes.
00:25:27I'm wearing shoes.
00:25:28Great.
00:25:28One win.
00:25:29Where's my sports uniform?
00:25:30Your what?
00:25:30Dad washed it.
00:25:33Motherfucker.
00:25:34Victory.
00:25:35It's wet.
00:25:36Fuck.
00:25:38It's due tomorrow.
00:25:39You told me Friday.
00:25:40Today is Thursday.
00:25:41Exactly.
00:25:42Tomorrow is Friday.
00:25:43Oh.
00:25:44Oh, shit.
00:25:46Dinner's dead.
00:25:47I'm terrible at this.
00:25:48You kind of are.
00:25:49Pizza?
00:25:50Yes.
00:25:52Why is this dinosaur leaning?
00:25:54He's tired.
00:25:55Same.
00:25:58You look like you needed backup.
00:26:00How the fuck do you know where I live?
00:26:05Don't speak to him like that.
00:26:06You said no, Luke.
00:26:07I said he wasn't living here.
00:26:08He's fixing Dad's cabinet.
00:26:10I shouldn't have come.
00:26:10How do you know my address?
00:26:12You sent it when I drove you home.
00:26:13Right.
00:26:14Not stalking.
00:26:15Still weird.
00:26:15I brought fries.
00:26:16Who's that?
00:26:17Luke.
00:26:18Window Luke?
00:26:19Apparently everyone knows everything.
00:26:20Temporary peace offering.
00:26:21I accept.
00:26:22Noah.
00:26:22What?
00:26:23They're fries.
00:26:24I can leave.
00:26:25Five minutes.
00:26:26Your favorite amount of time.
00:26:28What happened?
00:26:29Daniel keeps meaning to fix it.
00:26:30Can you fix stuff?
00:26:31I hang off buildings.
00:26:32Cabinets are emotionally easier.
00:26:36Done.
00:26:37Dad couldn't fix that.
00:26:39Don't compare them.
00:26:41I didn't mean...
00:26:42I know.
00:26:45What the fuck?
00:26:46Emma.
00:26:47Why is he here?
00:26:48I was just leaving.
00:26:49Good.
00:26:51Don't speak to him like that.
00:26:52You said no, Luke.
00:26:53I said he wasn't living here.
00:26:54He's fixing Dad's cabinet.
00:26:55I shouldn't have come.
00:26:56No shit.
00:26:57Emma.
00:26:57Are you replacing Dad already?
00:26:58No.
00:26:59Then why is he in Dad's kitchen?
00:27:00I'm going.
00:27:01But...
00:27:01Another time, buddy.
00:27:02What?
00:27:04Who are you texting?
00:27:05Nobody.
00:27:17You've got to be fucking kidding me.
00:27:18Not tonight.
00:27:19You were in my house?
00:27:20Ask Claire.
00:27:21Your kids are inside.
00:27:22I'm leaving.
00:27:23Stay away from my family.
00:27:25Then stop making Clary feel like she isn't part of it.
00:27:28Daniel!
00:27:29You brought him here?
00:27:29He showed up.
00:27:30And you let him in?
00:27:32Yes.
00:27:32With our kids?
00:27:33You brought Rachel into our bedroom.
00:27:35Not with the kids home.
00:27:36Stop fucking saying that like you deserve a medal.
00:27:39Luke does not belong here.
00:27:41Neither does Rachel.
00:27:42She isn't here.
00:27:43Exactly.
00:27:44You don't control this house from Rachel's apartment.
00:27:47And you don't control me anymore.
00:27:51Dad?
00:27:51Hey, buddy.
00:27:53Is Rachel coming to your new house?
00:27:55Dad?
00:27:55I don't have a new house yet.
00:27:56When you do, is she?
00:27:58I don't know.
00:27:59I don't want her there.
00:28:01You heard him.
00:28:03Yeah.
00:28:03They aren't ready.
00:28:04Neither are you.
00:28:05For Luke.
00:28:06That's my problem.
00:28:08It's their problem, Uther, now.
00:28:15Our first actual date.
00:28:17Apparently.
00:28:18No hiding.
00:28:19No hiding.
00:28:19Feels weird.
00:28:21Yeah.
00:28:21Good weird.
00:28:24You've checked that six times.
00:28:25Noah wasn't feeling great.
00:28:26Claire would call.
00:28:27I know.
00:28:28Then stop.
00:28:30We should go somewhere.
00:28:31We are somewhere.
00:28:32Vacation?
00:28:33My marriage exploded ten minutes ago.
00:28:34It's been months for us.
00:28:35Not for the kids.
00:28:38He missed Dad.
00:28:39I know.
00:28:41Do you?
00:28:43Actually know?
00:28:45I'm trying.
00:28:48Everything is the kids.
00:28:49That came out wrong.
00:28:50Very.
00:28:51I mean, where do I fit?
00:28:52You said once you left Claire, we could be real.
00:28:54We are real.
00:28:55Then why do I still feel like the affair?
00:28:58Claire?
00:28:58Emma sent a picture of Noah asleep.
00:29:00Your wife still controls your entire life without even being here.
00:29:02She is the mother of my children.
00:29:04There it is again.
00:29:05Maybe this was a bad idea.
00:29:06Sit down.
00:29:07One question.
00:29:08What?
00:29:09If Claire called right now and said, come home, would you?
00:29:13Wow.
00:29:19Dinner!
00:29:29Don't say damn.
00:29:31I was going to say holy shit.
00:29:33You look incredible.
00:29:36Look at you.
00:29:37Ground level and everything.
00:29:38Terrifying.
00:29:39So what does Claire do when she isn't saving spreadsheets?
00:29:42Apparently ruins marriages.
00:29:44Too soon?
00:29:45Little bit.
00:29:46Sorry.
00:29:47Tonight doesn't have to be about Daniel.
00:29:49Good.
00:29:50Or Rachel.
00:29:51Better.
00:29:51Or windows.
00:29:52Let's not get crazy.
00:29:53I could get used to this.
00:29:54Dinner?
00:29:55You.
00:29:56What?
00:29:57Nothing.
00:29:58That was definitely something.
00:29:58My divorce isn't even finished.
00:30:00I know.
00:30:01My kids are a mess.
00:30:02I know.
00:30:02I'm not ready for some whole new life.
00:30:04I didn't ask you to move in tomorrow.
00:30:05You're talking like there's a future.
00:30:06There is for me.
00:30:06Luke.
00:30:07I'm not the one pretending this is casual anymore.
00:30:12I need time.
00:30:13How much?
00:30:14I don't know.
00:30:33Hey.
00:30:33Hi, Emma.
00:30:35You okay?
00:30:36Fine.
00:30:40Eggs?
00:30:41No.
00:30:41Cereal?
00:30:42No.
00:30:42I want waffles.
00:30:43I'm not emotionally ready for waffles.
00:30:45Emma?
00:30:46What?
00:30:46You okay?
00:30:47Yep.
00:30:47You seem...
00:30:48I said I'm fine.
00:30:49Wait for me.
00:30:49I can walk.
00:30:49Emma!
00:30:50She's mad.
00:30:51Thank you, detective.
00:30:53You here for both?
00:30:54Obviously.
00:30:55Dad!
00:30:57Where is she?
00:30:58Maybe practice?
00:31:00No practice today.
00:31:02Emma?
00:31:03Call again.
00:31:04I am.
00:31:04Where's Emma?
00:31:08She left.
00:31:09With whom?
00:31:10Nobody knows.
00:31:11Did she run away?
00:31:11No.
00:31:12Where the fuck is she?
00:31:16Did Emma run away because of you?
00:31:18Noah.
00:31:19She hates Rachel.
00:31:21Come on.
00:31:22Did she text you anything?
00:31:23No.
00:31:24Check location.
00:31:25Phone's off.
00:31:26Fuck.
00:31:27She's gone.
00:31:28No, she isn't.
00:31:29You don't know.
00:31:30We're finding her.
00:31:31Where would she go?
00:31:33I don't know.
00:31:36Hey.
00:31:37Emma's missing.
00:31:38Police?
00:31:39Daniel's talking to school first.
00:31:40What places does she like?
00:31:42The park.
00:31:42Library.
00:31:43Home.
00:31:44Then we check all three.
00:31:46Emma!
00:31:47What are you doing here?
00:31:48You said she was missing.
00:31:50I didn't ask you to come.
00:31:51I'm trying to help.
00:31:52Did Emma run away because of you?
00:31:54Noah.
00:31:55She hates Rachel.
00:31:57Go check the other side of the park.
00:31:59Is Emma dead?
00:32:01No!
00:32:03No.
00:32:04Sorry.
00:32:06She's okay.
00:32:10She thinks we chose other people.
00:32:12She saw us last night.
00:32:13You know that?
00:32:14I saw her friend's mom text this morning asking if Emma got home okay.
00:32:16Shit.
00:32:17The house.
00:32:18What?
00:32:18She keeps saying she wants her family back.
00:32:20The old feeling.
00:32:20Home.
00:32:23Emma?
00:32:27Emma?
00:32:28Emma?
00:32:33Emma?
00:32:34Emma!
00:32:37Oh my god.
00:32:38Don't.
00:32:40We were terrified.
00:32:42Good.
00:32:45Now you know.
00:32:47You're stupid.
00:32:48I thought you died.
00:32:50Sorry.
00:32:51Why did you come here?
00:32:52Because this was before everything sucked.
00:32:54Emma?
00:32:55I saw mom with Luke.
00:32:56Then you came home with Rachel.
00:32:58Same night.
00:32:59You're both doing it.
00:33:00Doing what?
00:33:01Moving on.
00:33:02While Noah and I are still here waiting for you to come back.
00:33:04We're not leaving you.
00:33:05You already did.
00:33:06I don't care who cheated first anymore.
00:33:08I care that you both picked somebody else while we were still here.
00:33:10Every time mom's sad, Luke comes.
00:33:11Every time dad leaves, Rachel comes.
00:33:12You're right.
00:33:13You're completely right.
00:33:14No boyfriend, no girlfriend comes before you.
00:33:15Promise?
00:33:16Promise.
00:33:17Don't lie again.
00:33:18I won't.
00:33:19Luke, you're...
00:33:22Claire.
00:33:23What the fuck is this?
00:33:25You were supposed to flirt with her.
00:33:27Oh, you have got to be fucking kidding me.
00:33:32What the fuck is this?
00:33:34Claire.
00:33:34No.
00:33:35Who sent this?
00:33:38Your co-worker.
00:33:40Of course.
00:33:41Why would she say that?
00:33:44Can we talk outside?
00:33:46No.
00:33:46Claire.
00:33:47You brought this shit into my house.
00:33:48Answer me here.
00:33:49She paid me.
00:33:50Paid you for what?
00:33:51Go upstairs, baby.
00:33:52But...
00:33:53Come on.
00:33:54How much?
00:33:55Fifty bucks.
00:33:56Fifty fucking dollars?
00:33:58It was stupid.
00:33:59What was the job?
00:33:59Flirt with you.
00:34:00Why?
00:34:01She knew you were unhappy.
00:34:02So everybody at work knew?
00:34:03Not everybody.
00:34:04Enough people.
00:34:05It was supposed to be a joke.
00:34:06Yes.
00:34:06The soap messages?
00:34:07Paid.
00:34:08Coffee?
00:34:08That's when it stopped feeling like a joke.
00:34:11Convenient.
00:34:11I gave the money back.
00:34:12I don't give a shit about the money.
00:34:14You saw me lonely.
00:34:15You saw me desperate for attention and you played with it.
00:34:18Have you tested if I'd cheat?
00:34:20Yes.
00:34:20The flower?
00:34:21Real.
00:34:22The kiss?
00:34:22Real.
00:34:23The date?
00:34:24Real.
00:34:24How the fuck am I supposed to know that?
00:34:26Jesus Christ.
00:34:27Not one word from you.
00:34:28I love you.
00:34:29So I blew up my life over a prank?
00:34:33No.
00:34:34What?
00:34:34I am done watching two men turn my life into a dick measuring contest.
00:34:38I deserve that.
00:34:39Don't make yourself noble now.
00:34:41I'm not.
00:34:41You looked through that window every day.
00:34:44I know.
00:34:44You saw me falling apart.
00:34:46Yes.
00:34:46And still didn't tell me.
00:34:48Because I knew I'd lose you.
00:34:49You didn't have me honestly in the first place.
00:34:52That's fucking disgusting.
00:34:53Stay out of this.
00:34:54You took money to seduce my wife and you were fucking Rachel.
00:34:57It doesn't make you less of a piece of shit.
00:35:00No.
00:35:00What?
00:35:01I am done watching two men turn my life into a dick measuring contest.
00:35:05You cheated.
00:35:06You lied.
00:35:07I didn't play with you after the first.
00:35:09You played with me.
00:35:10Stop saying after.
00:35:11The beginning matters.
00:35:14I needed one thing to be real.
00:35:16It was.
00:35:17Not enough.
00:35:22Is Luke bad?
00:35:24I don't know anymore.
00:35:26What do you want me to do?
00:35:30That.
00:35:30No text.
00:35:31No flowers.
00:35:32No waiting outside my office like some romantic fucking movie.
00:35:35Claire.
00:35:36I never want to see you again.
00:35:37Go!
00:35:40I'm sorry.
00:35:41I know.
00:35:41I love you.
00:35:42That makes it worse.
00:35:48No Daniel.
00:35:49Dad?
00:35:50No talking about dad's dating life.
00:35:52Good.
00:35:52No Luke.
00:35:53Very good.
00:35:53No Rachel.
00:35:54Amazing.
00:35:57Sorry.
00:36:05Is it burning?
00:36:06No.
00:36:07It's absolutely burning.
00:36:09Shit.
00:36:12Pizza?
00:36:13Again?
00:36:13I'm building a tradition.
00:36:16Okay.
00:36:17New rule.
00:36:18What?
00:36:18No Daniel.
00:36:19Dad?
00:36:20No talking about dad's dating life.
00:36:21Good.
00:36:22No Luke.
00:36:22Very good.
00:36:23No Rachel.
00:36:24Amazing.
00:36:24Tonight is just us.
00:36:26To us!
00:36:30You look disgusting.
00:36:33You look disgusting.
00:36:34Excellent sibling bonding.
00:36:39What?
00:36:40Nothing.
00:36:40You're doing the face.
00:36:42What face?
00:36:42The I'm thinking something mean face.
00:36:44Are you sad?
00:36:46Yeah.
00:36:47Because of Luke?
00:36:48Partly.
00:36:48Because of dad?
00:36:49Partly.
00:36:50Are you actually going to be okay without either of them?
00:36:52I have to be.
00:36:58Dad usually?
00:37:00I know.
00:37:00I was going to say dad usually brings snacks.
00:37:04Oh.
00:37:06Respect me.
00:37:10That is too young for you.
00:37:11Wow.
00:37:12I'm helping.
00:37:13You're bullying.
00:37:15This one.
00:37:16You like it?
00:37:17Yeah.
00:37:18Then I'm buying it.
00:37:21Why are there letters in math now?
00:37:23It's one letter.
00:37:24That's already too many.
00:37:25Move.
00:37:27My beautiful genius children.
00:37:29You can thank dad.
00:37:31Probably.
00:37:44I'll get it.
00:37:46They left some things.
00:37:49Looks nice.
00:37:51It was.
00:37:52Without me.
00:37:53Daniel.
00:37:53No.
00:37:54It's good.
00:37:54They should feel good here.
00:37:56Even if I don't.
00:37:59Surprise.
00:38:01You didn't have to.
00:38:02I wanted to.
00:38:07Wow.
00:38:08Passion.
00:38:09Sorry.
00:38:10Look at this place.
00:38:13Why?
00:38:14Three bedrooms.
00:38:15For what?
00:38:16Seriously?
00:38:17Rachel.
00:38:18You need space for the kids.
00:38:20And me.
00:38:21We are not moving in together.
00:38:23Why not?
00:38:24Because this is moving too fast.
00:38:26We've been together for months.
00:38:27Secretly.
00:38:28Exactly.
00:38:29I'm tired of secretly.
00:38:33Again?
00:38:34Emma messaged.
00:38:35Of course she did.
00:38:37I didn't mean.
00:38:38Careful.
00:38:38I am allowed to want time with you.
00:38:40I know.
00:38:40Do you?
00:38:40I waited while you went home to Claire every night.
00:38:42That was my family.
00:38:43Was?
00:38:44See?
00:38:44You still call it your family.
00:38:46Because it is.
00:38:46And what am I?
00:38:47Do you even want a life with me?
00:38:48I care about you.
00:38:49That is not what I asked.
00:38:51Do you still love Claire?
00:38:55Morning.
00:38:58You've been awake five seconds.
00:39:00Noah has soccer today.
00:39:02Claire can handle soccer.
00:39:04What?
00:39:05I always go.
00:39:06Not today.
00:39:07Why?
00:39:07Because we have plans.
00:39:12Who now?
00:39:13Emma.
00:39:14Daniel.
00:39:14She asked where her shin cards are.
00:39:16Tell her Claire can find them.
00:39:17Claire doesn't know.
00:39:18I do.
00:39:19This is exactly my point.
00:39:21They're my kids.
00:39:22And I'm supposed to be your girlfriend.
00:39:24You are.
00:39:24Then act like it.
00:39:26We could take a trip next month.
00:39:27Emma has exams.
00:39:28Not Emma.
00:39:29Us.
00:39:29Just us.
00:39:30I can't disappear for a week.
00:39:32Why not?
00:39:32Because I'm a father.
00:39:33And apparently that's your entire personality.
00:39:35Maybe it is.
00:39:38You miss it.
00:39:40What?
00:39:40Your old life.
00:39:41The house.
00:39:43Lunchboxes.
00:39:43Kids screaming.
00:39:44Claire working late.
00:39:45Do you miss the house?
00:39:46Or Claire?
00:39:49Rachel.
00:39:50Figure that shit out before you call me again.
00:40:08Can mom come?
00:40:10Come where?
00:40:11Ice cream.
00:40:11He's been asking for 20 minutes.
00:40:13Family ice cream.
00:40:16Up to you.
00:40:17Okay.
00:40:20That is disgusting.
00:40:21It's art.
00:40:22You used to order worse.
00:40:24I was pregnant.
00:40:25You put pickles on ice cream.
00:40:26Your brother did that to me.
00:40:28You're welcome.
00:40:33You don't have to.
00:40:34I know.
00:40:35You're doing good with them.
00:40:37I'm trying.
00:40:38Emma talks about you differently now.
00:40:40That matters.
00:40:51I get it now.
00:40:52What?
00:40:53How much you did.
00:40:53Every stupid little thing.
00:40:55Uniforms.
00:40:55Lunches.
00:40:56Doctors.
00:40:56Homework.
00:40:57You worked.
00:40:57I still should have noticed.
00:40:58I should have told you I was drowning.
00:41:00Yes.
00:41:00Instead I acted like an asshole.
00:41:01Also yes.
00:41:04For what it's worth, I never stop finding you beautiful.
00:41:09What did you just say?
00:41:10I never stop finding you beautiful.
00:41:12Then why the fuck did you make me feel ugly?
00:41:15Seriously.
00:41:16Why?
00:41:17Because I was angry.
00:41:18That's not good enough.
00:41:19I know.
00:41:20I changed in the bathroom.
00:41:21I thought you hated seeing me naked.
00:41:23Claire.
00:41:23I stopped buying lingerie.
00:41:25I stopped asking for sex.
00:41:26I thought my body was wrong.
00:41:27All that time you thought I was beautiful?
00:41:29Yes.
00:41:30That's cruel.
00:41:31I know.
00:41:32You know?
00:41:32Yes.
00:41:34I wanted you to notice I was unhappy without having to say it.
00:41:36That's childish.
00:41:37Yes.
00:41:38And then Rachel noticed you.
00:41:39Yes.
00:41:40And you rewarded her for it.
00:41:42Yes.
00:41:43I was a coward.
00:41:44I should have said I'm lonely.
00:41:47I should have said I'm angry.
00:41:49I should have said I miss my wife.
00:41:52That's all I wanted.
00:41:53I know.
00:41:54Months ago.
00:41:55I know.
00:42:03I'm sorry.
00:42:04For what?
00:42:05For making you feel unwanted.
00:42:06For Rachel.
00:42:07For lying.
00:42:08For letting Emma blame you.
00:42:09Okay.
00:42:11Okay.
00:42:23Daniel.
00:42:24I know.
00:42:25No.
00:42:26Okay.
00:42:27I miss you.
00:42:28That doesn't mean I want this marriage back.
00:42:30I understand.
00:42:31Do you?
00:42:32I'm trying.
00:42:34We cheated.
00:42:35Yeah.
00:42:35We lied.
00:42:36Yeah.
00:42:36We fucked up our kids.
00:42:37Yeah.
00:42:38You can stop agreeing now.
00:42:39Sorry.
00:42:42Are they kissing?
00:42:43Shut up!
00:42:44Go look!
00:42:45No!
00:42:46Coward!
00:42:50I want us to be good parents.
00:42:52Me too.
00:42:52Before anything else.
00:42:53Agreed.
00:42:54No Rachel around them right now.
00:42:55No Luke around them either.
00:42:57Good.
00:42:58Sorry.
00:42:59I should go.
00:43:03I should go.
00:43:14No.
00:43:15Emma.
00:43:15No!
00:43:16You're making another family!
00:43:17I'm not replacing you!
00:43:18You said that before!
00:43:23Rachel?
00:43:24Nice evening.
00:43:25What are you doing here?
00:43:26Watching you crawl back to your wife.
00:43:28Nothing happened.
00:43:30Bullshit.
00:43:33What's going on?
00:43:34Hmm.
00:43:35Perfect timing.
00:43:36Go home.
00:43:36No.
00:43:37I'm not doing this tonight.
00:43:38You're going to want to hear this.
00:43:40What the fuck?
00:43:41Positive this morning.
00:43:43Very convincing argument.
00:43:44Are you sure?
00:43:45Do you think I drew the line on?
00:43:48Jesus Christ.
00:43:49Don't look at me.
00:43:50I thought you should know before you kissed your wife again.
00:43:52We didn't kiss.
00:43:52You were about to.
00:43:53Rachel.
00:43:53What?
00:43:54This is bigger than your little reunion.
00:43:56What's happening?
00:43:57Go upstairs.
00:43:58No!
00:43:58What is that?
00:43:59Is it COVID?
00:44:01Noah.
00:44:02Upstairs.
00:44:04Pregnancy test?
00:44:06Are you pregnant?
00:44:07Maybe.
00:44:08With dad's baby?
00:44:09No.
00:44:10Emma.
00:44:11No!
00:44:11You're making another family!
00:44:13I'm not replacing you!
00:44:14You said that before!
00:44:15Am I getting a baby brother?
00:44:17Congratulations, Daniel.
00:44:19You might be having another baby.
00:44:33Is she pregnant?
00:44:35Yes.
00:44:36You're having another baby?
00:44:38Emma, I...
00:44:39No.
00:44:41Answer me.
00:44:43Yes.
00:44:44Wow.
00:44:46That was fast.
00:44:56Emma?
00:44:57No!
00:44:59She gets a baby or dare it!
00:45:02You get a new family!
00:45:04I am not replacing you!
00:45:05You replaced mom!
00:45:08Are we getting a baby?
00:45:13Noah, upstairs.
00:45:14Are you okay?
00:45:17That's what I thought.
00:45:20You had a house with Claire.
00:45:22You had a family with Claire!
00:45:27What is this?
00:45:28Our future.
00:45:30Rachel.
00:45:31I'm having your child.
00:45:33I know.
00:45:35Then stop acting like I'm temporary.
00:45:39You had a house with Claire.
00:45:41You had a family with Claire!
00:45:43What do I get?
00:45:44I'm trying.
00:45:46You always say that.
00:45:51Do you hate Rachel?
00:45:53No.
00:45:54Why?
00:45:55Because I know what it feels like to blame the wrong person.
00:45:58Are you sad?
00:45:59Yes.
00:46:00Then why are you acting okay?
00:46:02Because you need one person who is.
00:46:09Tomorrow we look at houses.
00:46:12Okay.
00:46:17I'm not trying to hurt them.
00:46:19Then don't.
00:46:19I'm having his baby!
00:46:21I know.
00:46:26She wanted to talk.
00:46:28Here?
00:46:30Emma.
00:46:31No.
00:46:32Actually.
00:46:34Here?
00:46:37I know this is weird.
00:46:40You think?
00:46:44Why is she here?
00:46:46Because I'm part of your dad's life.
00:46:47Did you tell her she can just walk in?
00:46:49That's not what happened.
00:46:52Feels like it.
00:46:54Enough.
00:46:55I'm not trying to hurt them.
00:46:56Then don't.
00:46:57I'm having his baby!
00:46:58I know.
00:46:59They know too.
00:47:02Wait!
00:47:03I don't like this.
00:47:05I know.
00:47:07I know.
00:47:21What are you doing?
00:47:23Checking if you're okay.
00:47:26You can't keep doing that.
00:47:28I know.
00:47:30Luke.
00:47:33I'm trying.
00:47:35Trying what?
00:47:37Not making your life worse.
00:47:42Your family is already falling apart.
00:47:45Luke!
00:47:46I was another problem.
00:47:49You were.
00:47:53I deserve that.
00:48:01You quitting?
00:48:03Maybe.
00:48:04Why?
00:48:06Because she deserves peace.
00:48:17The kids are asleep.
00:48:19Good.
00:48:20Something happened.
00:48:21Why do you always know?
00:48:23Because I knew you for 12 years.
00:48:25Rachel wants to move in.
00:48:27Okay.
00:48:28That's all?
00:48:29What do you want me to do?
00:48:31I don't know.
00:48:32That's the problem.
00:48:34Who are you working?
00:48:36You keep making choices.
00:48:37Then you act surprised when they hurt people.
00:48:40I'm scared.
00:48:42Good.
00:48:44Maybe you should have been scared earlier.
00:48:47I lost you.
00:48:48Yes.
00:48:49I lost my family.
00:48:52Daniel?
00:48:54There's something else.
00:49:03About Luke.
00:49:07Are we going to meet the baby?
00:49:10Eventually.
00:49:12Will dad love it more?
00:49:19I'm not trying to replace anyone.
00:49:23I know.
00:49:25Do you?
00:49:29Because every time you talk about the baby, you look scared.
00:49:33I am.
00:49:35Of what?
00:49:37Doing it wrong again.
00:49:43Are we going to meet the baby?
00:49:46Eventually.
00:49:47Will dad love it more?
00:49:52Noah!
00:49:53What?
00:49:56No.
00:49:57Your dad can love another child.
00:49:59That doesn't mean he loves you less.
00:50:02You believe that?
00:50:06I'm trying to.
00:50:18I want us to start soon.
00:50:20Start what?
00:50:22Our family.
00:50:26She's moving closer?
00:50:28Emma.
00:50:28Why?
00:50:29Because the baby is...
00:50:31Right.
00:50:36What is this?
00:50:37Rachel found an apartment closer.
00:50:40Closer to what?
00:50:41The kids.
00:50:42No.
00:50:44Claire.
00:50:45You don't get to bring your new life into theirs.
00:50:50She's moving closer?
00:50:52Emma.
00:50:53Why?
00:50:53Because the baby is...
00:50:55Right.
00:50:57The baby.
00:51:00Is Rachel living here?
00:51:02No.
00:51:04Good.
00:51:07I like mom's house.
00:51:14How did it go?
00:51:16Bad.
00:51:17Because of Claire?
00:51:19Because of everyone.
00:51:30I hurt you.
00:51:31Yes.
00:51:32I lied.
00:51:33And I don't know how to fix it.
00:51:44I thought you were gone.
00:51:46I was.
00:51:47Then why are you here?
00:51:50Goodbye?
00:51:52You deserve a normal life.
00:51:54You don't get to decide that.
00:51:55Stop making decisions for me.
00:51:58I hurt you.
00:51:59Yes.
00:51:59I lied.
00:52:01And I don't know how to fix it.
00:52:05So I'm leaving before I hurt you again.
00:52:09Luke?
00:52:10Take care of yourself.
00:52:25I thought you left.
00:52:28I tried.
00:52:30Why come back?
00:52:32Because leaving was easier.
00:52:34I thought you left.
00:52:39I thought you left.
00:52:40I tried.
00:52:41I thought you left.
00:52:55What are you doing?
00:52:58About what?
00:52:59About Daniel.
00:53:03He knew.
00:53:06Knew what?
00:53:07About me.
00:53:10Before?
00:53:11Before the kiss.
00:53:15You're lying.
00:53:17I wish I was.
00:53:21How?
00:53:23He saw the messages.
00:53:30Because running away felt like another lie.
00:53:32You said goodbye?
00:53:33I know.
00:53:34You kissed my forehead?
00:53:35I know.
00:53:36Done.
00:53:50What the fuck?
00:53:51You left!
00:53:51Please.
00:53:5330 seconds.
00:53:54You always give me weirdly specific amounts of time.
00:53:5728.
00:53:58Okay.
00:54:00I turned the job down.
00:54:01Why?
00:54:02Because running away felt like another lie.
00:54:04You said goodbye?
00:54:05I know.
00:54:06You kissed my forehead?
00:54:07I know.
00:54:08Very dramatic, by the way.
00:54:09I hated myself immediately.
00:54:11You staying doesn't fix anything.
00:54:12I know.
00:54:12It doesn't erase the bet.
00:54:13I know.
00:54:14Stop saying I know.
00:54:15Fair.
00:54:18I'm not asking you to take me back.
00:54:20Good.
00:54:20It's not about me.
00:54:21I'm asking you to let me stop lying.
00:54:24What does that mean?
00:54:25There's something else.
00:54:26That sentence is never proves nothing.
00:54:28He saw messages too.
00:54:29He confronted me in the lobby before our first kiss.
00:54:31And he said nothing to me.
00:54:32Why?
00:54:32Ask him.
00:54:34Shit.
00:54:36So you stayed quiet because Rachel was safer if I was distracted?
00:54:39I didn't think of it like that.
00:54:40That is literally what happened.
00:54:47What happened?
00:54:48When did you meet Luke?
00:54:49Motherfucker.
00:54:50Answer me.
00:54:51What did you know?
00:54:52Not everything.
00:54:53I saw him flirting with you.
00:54:54And?
00:54:55I saw a message.
00:54:56Which message?
00:54:56Coffee.
00:54:57You knew I met him?
00:54:58I suspected.
00:54:59Did you confront him?
00:55:01Yes.
00:55:01Not me.
00:55:02No.
00:55:03Him.
00:55:03Yes.
00:55:06What did you say?
00:55:08I told him to stay away from my wife.
00:55:09While you were fucking Rachel?
00:55:11Yes.
00:55:12Why didn't you confront me?
00:55:13Because I was scared.
00:55:14Of what?
00:55:15You're looking at my phone.
00:55:16You asking where I'd been.
00:55:17So you stayed quiet because Rachel was safer if I was distracted?
00:55:20I didn't think of it like that.
00:55:21That is literally what happened.
00:55:22I thought Luke would disappear.
00:55:24He didn't.
00:55:24I know.
00:55:25I got lonelier.
00:55:26I know.
00:55:26I got reckless.
00:55:27You didn't just cheat on me.
00:55:29You watched me fall apart because it was convenient.
00:55:31What other fucking secrets are there?
00:55:33None.
00:55:34This is freaking cute.
00:55:36I've got yours.
00:55:38I got to say it.
00:55:39Oh, man.
00:55:40This is here.
00:55:41It's yours.
00:55:42You're here.
00:55:43You're here.
00:55:43You're here right now.
00:55:44You always say that.
00:55:47Dad left.
00:55:48Luke left.
00:55:49Rachel leaves then comes back.
00:55:50You can't go too.
00:55:52What are you doing?
00:55:53Leaving.
00:55:54Where?
00:55:55Anywhere that nobody lies every five minutes.
00:55:57Don't.
00:55:58Emma.
00:55:59Every time you say it's over, there's another fucking secret.
00:56:01Watch your-
00:56:02No.
00:56:03Mom cheated.
00:56:05Dad cheated first.
00:56:07Rachel might be pregnant.
00:56:09Then she isn't.
00:56:10Luke was paid.
00:56:11Now dad knew about Luke too?
00:56:17Emma's leaving?
00:56:18Just for a little bit?
00:56:19No.
00:56:19No.
00:56:20Everybody leaves.
00:56:21Dad left.
00:56:21Luke left.
00:56:22Rachel leaves then comes back.
00:56:23You can't go too.
00:56:25Okay.
00:56:27We're stopping.
00:56:29All of it.
00:56:30No more adult shit in front of you.
00:56:31You already said that.
00:56:32Then this time we actually do it.
00:56:33No Luke around you.
00:56:34No Rachel.
00:56:35No marriage fights.
00:56:36No blaming.
00:56:36And no secrets.
00:56:37No secrets.
00:56:38No secrets.
00:56:38What if there's another baby?
00:56:40There isn't.
00:56:40Ever?
00:56:40Let's not plan my entire reproductive future right now.
00:56:45I don't want you back together anymore.
00:56:47Okay.
00:56:48I just want everybody to stop being crazy.
00:56:50Fair.
00:56:51Are you mad?
00:56:52No.
00:56:53Really?
00:56:53Honestly?
00:56:54Kind of relieved.
00:56:56No more Luke.
00:56:57No more Rachel.
00:56:58No more marriage talk in front of them.
00:57:00Agreed.
00:57:01We fix the kids first.
00:57:02Maybe this house is part of the problem.
00:57:07No burned pizza?
00:57:08I've been attacked in my own home.
00:57:11Dad cooking is safer.
00:57:12Traitors.
00:57:16No.
00:57:17We haven't signed anything yet.
00:57:18Then don't.
00:57:19Are we losing the house?
00:57:20We're selling it.
00:57:21That means losing it.
00:57:22You'll have two homes.
00:57:23I already hate two homes.
00:57:26Everything happened here.
00:57:27I know.
00:57:28Good and bad.
00:57:29Exactly.
00:57:31You can't sell that.
00:57:33The wall?
00:57:34Those.
00:57:38Now we take them with us.
00:57:41This one comes to both houses.
00:57:43How?
00:57:44You drive it back and forth.
00:57:46High maintenance dinosaur.
00:57:48He has divorced parents too.
00:57:51What?
00:57:54Throw them out?
00:57:56Yeah.
00:57:58No burned pizza?
00:58:00I've been attacked in my own home.
00:58:03Dad cooking is safer.
00:58:04Traitors.
00:58:09Can we sleep downstairs tonight?
00:58:11Why?
00:58:12Like when the heater broke?
00:58:13That was actually fun.
00:58:15It was 20 degrees.
00:58:16Still fun.
00:58:16Okay.
00:58:19Can't sleep?
00:58:20No.
00:58:21Me neither.
00:58:24I'm sorry I cheated.
00:58:25I'm sorry I lied.
00:58:26I'm sorry I used the kids when I was angry.
00:58:35He gets that from you.
00:58:36Absolutely not.
00:58:38I'm sorry.
00:58:40For his snoring?
00:58:42For everything.
00:58:43I know I've said it.
00:58:44A lot?
00:58:45I don't think I said it right.
00:58:47I'm sorry I made you feel unwanted.
00:58:50I'm sorry I cheated.
00:58:52I'm sorry I lied.
00:58:53I'm sorry I used the kids when I was angry.
00:58:55Okay.
00:58:57I'm sorry too.
00:58:58For what?
00:58:58I should have left before Luke.
00:59:00Yeah.
00:59:01Sorry.
00:59:02Continue.
00:59:04I cheated because I wanted to feel wanted.
00:59:07But I still cheated.
00:59:08And I brought all that mess into the kids' lives.
00:59:11We both did.
00:59:12I used to think we'd be 80 in this house.
00:59:14Me too.
00:59:15I still love you.
00:59:17Part of me still loves you too.
00:59:19That doesn't mean...
00:59:21I know.
00:59:25Claire.
00:59:26No.
00:59:27Okay.
00:59:37Shit.
00:59:43Emma!
00:59:44What?
00:59:44Look!
00:59:45Why are we yelling?
00:59:47You got back together.
00:59:48What?
00:59:48Noah!
00:59:50We need celebration breakfast!
00:59:52Did you guys hook up?
00:59:54Jesus Christ!
00:59:55No.
00:59:57Uh, we kissed?
00:59:59What the fuck?
01:00:01Language.
01:00:01Seriously?
01:00:03Family breakfast!
01:00:04I kissed!
01:00:04Buddy?
01:00:06Dad and I are still divorcing.
01:00:08But you kissed!
01:00:09Yes.
01:00:09That makes no sense!
01:00:10Finally, something we agree on.
01:00:11Sometimes you can love someone and still not be good married to them.
01:00:14That sounds fake.
01:00:14It does.
01:00:15But it's true.
01:00:16Then why kiss?
01:00:17Because saying goodbye is messy.
01:00:19So you're not getting back together?
01:00:21No.
01:00:23Hey.
01:00:23I hate divorce!
01:00:25You're allowed.
01:00:25Yeah.
01:00:26I hate divorce!
01:00:41Shit.
01:00:45Goodbye, wife.
01:00:47Goodbye, husband.
01:00:50You signed already.
01:00:51Yeah.
01:00:52Why didn't you tell me?
01:00:53Because you said you wanted it finished.
01:00:54I'm trying to respect what you want.
01:00:56You're making that very annoying.
01:00:58Sorry.
01:01:00Remember that day?
01:01:01You were 40 minutes late.
01:01:02My zipper broke.
01:01:03You blamed traffic for 10 years.
01:01:07You don't have to sign tonight.
01:01:09Yes, I do.
01:01:10Fuck.
01:01:11Very romantic final word.
01:01:13Shut up.
01:01:16Did you sign?
01:01:19Come here.
01:01:20So it's really over?
01:01:21The marriage.
01:01:21I know.
01:01:27We can keep the good part.
01:01:29We just stop pretending.
01:01:31When did you get smarter than us?
01:01:33Like episode two.
01:01:41Goodbye, wife.
01:01:43Goodbye, husband.
01:01:49Shit.
01:01:50Bad time?
01:01:53Excuse me?
01:01:54You've been staring at him for like 20 seconds.
01:01:55Is Luke your boyfriend now?
01:01:57Nobody speak.
01:02:00What are you doing here?
01:02:01I heard the house is being sold.
01:02:03Who told you?
01:02:04Your co-worker.
01:02:05Bad source.
01:02:07I know.
01:02:07You shouldn't be here.
01:02:09I know.
01:02:10He says that a lot.
01:02:11You too.
01:02:12Please, don't start.
01:02:13One coffee.
01:02:14No.
01:02:15One real date.
01:02:15Definitely no.
01:02:16No window.
01:02:17Luke.
01:02:17No secrets.
01:02:18No married woman.
01:02:19Too soon.
01:02:19Yeah.
01:02:20Sorry.
01:02:20Mom, just go for coffee.
01:02:22Excuse me?
01:02:22You've been staring at him for like 20 seconds.
01:02:24Is Luke your boyfriend now?
01:02:25Nobody speak.
01:02:29Smooth.
01:02:30I clean glass.
01:02:31Chairs are difficult.
01:02:32Thank you for coming.
01:02:33Emma made me.
01:02:34I like Emma.
01:02:34She does not like you.
01:02:35I respect Emma.
01:02:37I'm not asking you to forgive everything.
01:02:39Good.
01:02:39I'm not asking to move in.
01:02:40Excellent.
01:02:41I'm asking if we can start from zero.
01:02:43Zero means no lies.
01:02:44Yes.
01:02:45No pranks.
01:02:45Definitely.
01:02:46No showing up at my house and my kids come first.
01:02:48Always.
01:02:49That is not a yes.
01:02:50I heard maybe.
01:02:59Mom's on a date.
01:03:01Thank you, Noah.
01:03:07If he hurts you again, I'll hate him forever.
01:03:09Reasonable.
01:03:10But I'm done trying to own you.
01:03:13Can we get cake?
01:03:14Read the room.
01:03:15I read coffee shore.
01:03:17We're here for Noah's cake.
01:03:19Exactly.
01:03:20You okay?
01:03:20Not particularly.
01:03:22Fair.
01:03:23This is weird.
01:03:24My life has been weird for 59 episodes.
01:03:26What?
01:03:26Nothing.
01:03:27Is Luke mom's boyfriend?
01:03:28Because normal people date first?
01:03:30Why not?
01:03:30I hate family honesty.
01:03:33You looked happy.
01:03:35I was nervous.
01:03:36Same thing sometimes.
01:03:37I'm not going to pretend I love this.
01:03:39You don't have to.
01:03:39If he hurts you again, I'll hate him forever.
01:03:41Reasonable.
01:03:42But I'm done trying to own you.
01:03:45That was painful to say.
01:03:47I could tell.
01:03:49Your ex-husband and I didn't punch each other.
01:03:52Growth.
01:03:53Can I kiss you?
01:03:55Look at you asking permission.
01:03:56Very advanced.
01:04:00I love you.
01:04:04Shit.
01:04:05Luke.
01:04:06You don't have to say it.
01:04:07Good.
01:04:14I'm not ready to make you part of every piece of my life.
01:04:16Okay.
01:04:17But I love you too.
01:04:18What?
01:04:18Don't make me repeat it.
01:04:26You keeping it?
01:04:27Yeah.
01:04:28Good.
01:04:33Still terrible.
01:04:35Consistency matters.
01:04:36We're late.
01:04:37Shoes.
01:04:38Bags.
01:04:38Move.
01:04:42You forgot my water bottle.
01:04:44Shit.
01:04:45Mom remembered.
01:04:51Seven tonight.
01:04:52Is that a date?
01:04:53Don't ruin it.
01:04:56Family dinner.
01:04:57Different family dinner.
01:04:58Still family.
01:04:59Uh, Claire invited me.
01:05:00Luke.
01:05:00Sit down before this gets weird.
01:05:02I think we passed weird 30 episodes ago.
01:05:03What?
01:05:04Nothing.
01:05:05See you Sunday.
01:05:06Don't forget Emma's performance.
01:05:07Three alarms.
01:05:08Good.
01:05:09You okay?
01:05:10Yeah.
01:05:10Me too.
01:05:12You never answered me.
01:05:13About?
01:05:14Last night.
01:05:15Cruel.
01:05:15I learned from the best.
01:05:16I'm not ready to promise forever.
01:05:18I'm not ready to make you part of every piece of my life.
01:05:20Okay.
01:05:21But I love you too.
01:05:22What?
01:05:22Don't make me repeat it.
01:05:23I'm gonna need at least 12 repetitions.
01:05:26What?
01:05:26My boss.
01:05:27Emma?
01:05:28Obviously.