00:00Thank you for calling me. I'll start by taking your name please.
00:03Hello, my name's Tim.
00:05I can't help you today.
00:06And you know your scare fest at Halloween?
00:09Yeah.
00:09Is it like properly, proper scary?
00:12It depends, Tim. There's two groups.
00:14You can go to the kids one or you can go to the adults one.
00:16Well, I'm going to be going with my girlfriend Chardonnay
00:20and she's only young
00:22so I might have to go to the kids one
00:24but I don't get scared that easy.
00:27I don't get... What was that?
00:29Someone just knocked at my door.
00:31Do you think I should go to the adult one?
00:34It's not recommended to him but if you want to you can go.
00:37But if it's too scary
00:39then I don't want to look like a wimp in front of my girlfriend
00:43but I want to look like I can protect her.
00:45No, that's fine. If you don't get scared you can go to the adult area
00:49which is recommended for 13 and above.
00:51Have you got like proper ghosts?
00:53Oh, we haven't got proper ghosts. We have actors going around scaring people.
00:57Do you need some actors?
00:59Because my mum, she's proper scarier and she don't even need make-up.
01:04No, that's alright. I think we're fine for now.
01:07What about if you have my Uncle Barry?
01:10It looks like Shrek.
01:11That's fine, no.
01:12Have you got a maze?
01:13Yeah, yeah, yeah. We've got a few bunch of mazes.
01:15You know when you're going round the maze?
01:18Yeah.
01:18Is it dead hard to get lost?
01:21Not really. It's really pretty straightforward.
01:23They're starving the mazes or they'll tell you where to go.
01:25They'll scare you off to the places that you need to go to.
01:27So can I have a whistle and a light and a life jacket just in case I get lost?
01:33You don't need all that. It is pretty straightforward.
01:35Yeah, but if I do get lost, then someone might pinch me.
01:39No, I can assure you they will be starving the mazes.
01:42But if I've got a whistle, I can blow the whistle and then people will find me because I can't
01:48whistle.
01:49We can't provide whistles. If you wish to bring your own one, you're more than welcome to.
01:53You don't provide whistles but provide ghosts.
01:57Yeah. Well, not ghosts really. Actors.
01:59Have you got bats?
02:00Well, there might be some bats but we're not quite sure.
02:02Have you got a Dracula?
02:04We've got actors dressed up as a Dracula.
02:06Have you got a haunted house?
02:08We've got the mazes but that's all.
02:10In that maze, I can just make my mum get lost and never find her again.
02:15Oh, that's a brilliant idea, isn't it?
02:18The priest is going forward to the maze.
02:20How are you going to be there? If you're there, you can help me get my mum lost.
02:24No, I don't work at the attraction. I work off base.
02:27Have you been around it? Is it proper scary?
02:30Yeah, to be honest, I find it quite scary.
02:32Did you get that scared that you did a bit of a poo?
02:35Not really, no. I didn't get that scared. Just jump scares, that's all.
02:38Is the clowns there?
02:39No, we don't have clowns.
02:41Oh, that's good. I don't like clowns.
02:43Will I have to bring a packed lunch?
02:45Yeah, you can bring packed lunch.
02:46There's many restaurants that Alton Tiles is a lot.
02:48Right, okay. Will I have to wrap up warm?
02:51It's up to you.
02:52Right, okay. So, it's actors, not real ghosts.
02:57The maze isn't that difficult.
02:59No, not really.
03:00I can wrap up warm if I want and I don't get provided a whistle.
03:04No, we don't provide a whistle, unfortunately.
03:06What am I paying for?
03:08You're paying for the rides. You get to go on rides as many times as you want.
03:11Oh my god, I'm just going to stay there.
03:14If I go on one of the rides and they get scared, I'm just going to blow in the whistle
03:18all the time.
03:19Heee! Heee! Heee!
03:21Heee!
03:23I think that's everything.
03:25I'm going to have to go shop now and buy a whistle.
03:28Okay, alright.
03:28Do you give out glow sticks?
03:30There are a few glow sticks around the park.
03:32But no whistles.
03:33No whistles.
03:34You're knackered if you're going to get lost, aren't you?
03:36I'm just going to be waving my glow sticks.
03:39People are going to think I'm in a rave.
03:41Well, it sounds like it's going to be so much fun.
03:43I can't wait to lose my mum.
03:47Happy Halloween!
03:48Love you!
03:50Love you!
03:51Love you too, mate.
03:52Love you, bye!
03:53Oh, he loves me and he's not going to find me if I get lost.
03:57That's not real love.
04:04I thought I could give you an old source of blood Yesterday to room.
04:05I think he's not very funny enough.
04:05ああほんとに...思いがあったのでもINEにかち
04:05him if I miss you if I could
04:05You
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