00:00Hello Madwell, how can I help?
00:01Hi, is this your fancy dress shop?
00:04Yeah.
00:04I'm just wondering if you can help me get a costume for Halloween.
00:09Erm, what sort of costume?
00:10Something that's scary.
00:12And something that's going to help me get loads of sweets when I go trick or treating.
00:16What's your size?
00:17Erm, big.
00:19Big?
00:19Yeah, I'm a big boy.
00:21Alright.
00:22Have you got anything like proper scary?
00:24How old are you, sorry?
00:26I'm three, nearly six.
00:27I'm going out with my mate Ben.
00:30He's from year three and he's got a really good costume.
00:34You have to come in and have a look.
00:36Erm, with my mum?
00:38Well, yeah.
00:39My mum won't get out of bed because she's a lazy pig.
00:43I was going to get a costume off me Uncle Barry, but they all look the same.
00:49And my mum, she's got a costume as well.
00:52But I think it's broke because it's got a big crack in the front of the knickers.
00:56What's your name, sorry?
00:57My name's Tim.
00:59Tim?
00:59Yeah.
01:00What's your name?
01:01I'm Casey.
01:02Whereabouts are you from though?
01:03At home.
01:04Are you in London?
01:05I'm in my bedroom.
01:08What costume are you looking for?
01:10Something that's scary.
01:12Yeah, we have that, but you have to come into the shop with your mum and have a look.
01:16The thing is, my mum looks like she's already got us costume on.
01:21What else I can bring you in?
01:23My Uncle Barry, but he's always in the pub.
01:26Do you have an internet?
01:27You can look online and maybe order something.
01:29I'm not allowed on the internet anymore because I see some boobies once.
01:34Okay, well...
01:35I was looking for the wrong costume then, weren't I?
01:39Yeah, why don't you make something at home?
01:41Because all I've got is bin bags and my mum's makeup and I don't want to look like my mum.
01:47You could be a witch with a black bin bag.
01:49I'm a boy, I'm not a witch.
01:53Okay, um...
01:54What are you going as?
01:55I'm not sure, I'm still deciding.
01:58Are you going to a party or are you just going trick-or-treating?
02:01Going trick-or-treating?
02:02I just want to make sure I get more sweets than my mate Ben.
02:05Yeah, you'll get loads of sweets.
02:07I will if I look dead scary and that's why I need you to help me.
02:11What do you want help with?
02:12Of course.
02:13You've got some scary masks if you want to come in and get one.
02:16How scary are the masks?
02:19Really scary.
02:20So if I put one on my mum's you'll look better.
02:22How did you get the number?
02:24I got it off the internet.
02:26I went on it and I wasn't looking for boobies, I promise.
02:30But then I was looking for costumes for Halloween and then I found your number.
02:36Whereabouts do you live?
02:38Near the shops.
02:39We're on the corner from the park.
02:41At the back of my school, that's where I live.
02:44But yeah, why are you not at school today?
02:45I'm too clever to go to school.
02:48Are you going trick-or-treating?
02:50Yeah, I'm going to go.
02:51What are you going as?
02:52I'm not sure yet, maybe a witch.
02:54Has he got a black bin bag?
02:55Yeah, got a black bin bag.
02:57But Uncle Barry needs all the bin bags for the plants in the attic.
03:01Okay.
03:02Well, I hope to see you.
03:03We have to go now.
03:05We hope to see you soon when you come and get your scary mask, yeah?
03:07Yeah, so if I knock on up your house, make sure you give me loads of sweets and chocolate
03:12and preferably money.
03:14Yeah, I'll give you it all, yeah?
03:15Yeah, make sure it's not the money that jingles or the money that folds, okay?
03:20Okay.
03:21Well, see you soon, Tim, yeah?
03:22Thanks for all your help.
03:24It's alright.
03:25Bye, Tim.
03:25Love you.
03:26Bye.
03:28Love you.
03:29Just don't flippin' love me.
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