00:00Hit the damn music.
00:01What are we doing?
00:06The hell is this?
00:08It's more receipts, Mike.
00:09Oh, goody.
00:10All right, go ahead.
00:11All right, gentlemen, what I'm going to need from you,
00:15seven AFC teams that will make the playoffs,
00:18seven NFC teams that will make the playoffs,
00:21and then we'll pick the Super Bowl.
00:24All right, where are we starting?
00:25We're going with the AFC, Michael.
00:28All right, I got to start.
00:29Your division winners.
00:29Got to start with my Super Bowl champion, San Diego Chargers.
00:34Los Angeles Chargers.
00:36Did it again.
00:37I'll go Chargers, Broncos, Bengals.
00:43Wait, so you're just giving me all seven.
00:45Okay, I'm about to say the Broncos, they're in the same division.
00:47Bengals, Ravens, Bills, Texans, Jags.
00:56I told you before the season I didn't think the
00:58Patriots are going to make the playoffs,
01:00and last night did nothing to dissuade my opinion.
01:03Give me those seven again, because I wanted the division winners first,
01:06but we'll just go with it.
01:07Oh, damn, I'm sorry.
01:08I just blew up the whole damn game.
01:11I said Bills.
01:14Now I'm losing my Bills, Broncos.
01:17Bills, Chargers, Baltimore, Jacksonville, Houston, Cincy.
01:23Houston, Cincy.
01:24Bills.
01:25All right.
01:26I'm sticking with my bold take.
01:29New England doesn't make it.
01:30Okay.
01:31And last night, the way their quarterback played like an idiot.
01:34Good heavens.
01:34Paul, you're division winners, Paul.
01:37Okay, so.
01:38I'm sorry.
01:39The Bills are going to win.
01:40We'll figure yours out later, Mike.
01:42The Bills are going to win the East.
01:44The Ravens are going to win the North.
01:47The Texans are going to win the South.
01:49And the Kansas City Chiefs are going to win the West.
01:54David, you're division winners.
01:57The Texans are going to win the South.
01:59The Buffalo Bills are going to win the East.
02:03The Ravens are going to win the North.
02:07And the Chargers are going to win the West.
02:11Hold on.
02:12Chargers, Baltimore, Bills.
02:15And what was it?
02:16Houston?
02:17Texans, yes.
02:18All right.
02:20I have.
02:23He's got some good ones on his drop board.
02:25This is interesting.
02:26I got Buffalo, Baltimore, Houston, and Denver winning the West.
02:32Denver?
02:33I got Denver winning the West.
02:34So you really believe in Bo Nix?
02:36More than I do that.
02:38I'll tell you what's going to help Bo Nix.
02:40The addition of Jalen Waddle.
02:42That does.
02:42And Sean Payton runs the best screen package in the league.
02:45And I think Waddle can have a monster season there.
02:48Wild card, Paul.
02:49Wild card is the Bengals, Chargers, and Broncos.
02:57Okay.
02:58Okay.
02:59All right.
02:59I'm going to go with the Chiefs, the Colts, and the Steelers.
03:07why not
03:11you always make the playoffs
03:13Steelers have two really good wide receivers
03:15David you always make the playoffs
03:17you don't have to do anything other than that
03:19playoffs Pittsburgh
03:20we found a way last year somehow
03:22I don't mind their backfield
03:24Jalen Warren and Rico Dowdell is a nice one too
03:27Rico Dowdell addition is nice
03:29can old balls make it 17 games
03:31under center
03:32he did last year somehow
03:33for my wild card I have Kansas City
03:36Cincinnati
03:38and New England
03:39I do not have your Chargers
03:43damn
03:44the Chargers are not in the playoffs
03:47for you wow that's spite
03:48that's crazy
03:50I think Kansas City
03:53will bounce back and
03:55they'll get a questionable call
03:57at the end of the season
03:58what do you need next
04:01I'm going to go straight to Paul
04:02I need your
04:04division winners in the
04:06NFC okay I'll stick to the rules
04:08teacher
04:08okay
04:11give me the Lions the Bears and the Packers
04:15go ahead Paulie
04:16okay so the
04:18NFC East the Cowboys
04:20the NFC North the Lions
04:22the NFC South the Bucks
04:24and the NFC West the Rams
04:26David
04:27same thing
04:28oh exact same
04:29the Rams
04:30I mean I'm sorry
04:31the North of the Lions
04:32the West of the Rams
04:33the East of the Cowboys
04:34South the Bucks
04:35okay
04:36all right I'll have some fun
04:38for the sake of being different
04:39and I'll be destroyed in the
04:41receipt segment
04:42we're going to have some fun
04:43are you ready
04:43New Orleans
04:45will win that division
04:46I debated with that
04:47that is the first person
04:48that actually has something
04:50that's non
04:51chalk like
04:52New Orleans
04:53the Rams
04:56this division
04:57is really tough for me
04:59I'm going to go Bears
05:00I think year two
05:02Ben Johnson
05:03psychopath
05:03offense
05:04I'm just going to buy in
05:05Luther Burden
05:06FTW
05:07and you know
05:09they are now
05:10my Scott Frost
05:11this is the year
05:13the Dallas Cowboys
05:14get it right
05:14okay
05:15four foundational players
05:17added to the defense
05:18we know the offense
05:19is good
05:20so they founders now
05:21yes
05:23okay
05:24I'm going to go with
05:25Philadelphia
05:28Tampa
05:30the winner of tonight's game
05:32going to be San Francisco
05:34and the Minnesota Vikings
05:38I think Minnesota
05:40because everybody
05:41talks about
05:42the Lions schedule
05:43Minnesota also
05:45benefited from
05:46not playing well
05:47last year
05:47so if you're going to say
05:48oh but the Lions
05:49don't play anybody
05:50it is
05:51it is the Vikings
05:52and
05:53they
05:55all right
05:56wild card
05:59so I'll go with
06:00the 49ers
06:01Eagles
06:02and Packers
06:05so we almost
06:06had the same
06:06again
06:07I have the 49ers
06:08Bears
06:09and Eagles
06:12Seattle
06:17Lions
06:23I can't
06:25I can't
06:26go ahead
06:26I can't
06:27no
06:28it'll be your
06:28bum-ass Niners
06:29in their substation
06:30you sure
06:32yeah
06:32I'm against the Eagles
06:33you do know
06:35that they are
06:36staying next to a
06:37substation
06:38in Australia
06:39they are not
06:40yes
06:40their hotel is next
06:41to a substation
06:42that's what I read
06:42they don't know
06:43any
06:43they would feel
06:44lost without it
06:45hey they got any
06:46good hookers in Sydney
06:47regards
06:48Jed York
06:49if they
06:50David
06:51what's $140
06:52in Australian money
06:54in super ruse
06:55or what the hell
06:56is Australian money
06:57I don't know
06:58Vegemite bucks
06:59rubies
07:00rubles
07:00I don't know
07:01I think that's Russia
07:02but we're gonna go
07:02with it
07:03Vegemite bucks
07:04Jed York
07:06in the Outback
07:07looking for strange
07:08I would say this
07:09if the Niners
07:10won the Super Bowl
07:11you have to put
07:13the substation
07:14in the ring
07:15somewhere
07:16somewhere in the ring
07:17has to be the substation
07:19agree completely
07:21my wild card
07:22I have the Rams
07:24I have Chicago
07:25went back and forth
07:27and ended up
07:28with the Dallas Cowboys
07:32all right gentlemen
07:34Super Bowl picks
07:35Super Bowl picks
07:35oh no
07:36this is gonna go
07:37horribly awry
07:38you think if the 49ers
07:39win the Super Bowl
07:40Jed York says
07:40I'm going to East
07:41Palestine
07:44he's gonna bring them
07:45to San Francisco
07:47clear out the trailers
07:49you all coming here
07:51only the finest
07:52of back page
07:54right
07:56yeah
07:56hey
07:57have you ever seen
07:57Alcatraz
07:58okay
08:01unbelievable
08:02oh my
08:09who wants to go first
08:11oh so Super
08:12Super Bowl
08:14the two teams
08:15that make the Super Bowl
08:17the winner of the AFC
08:18is gonna be the Bengals
08:20and the winner of the NFC
08:21is gonna be the Rams
08:22it's gonna be a rematch
08:23from what
08:24five years ago
08:24one yeah
08:25okay David
08:27winner of the AFC
08:29this pains me to say
08:31the Baltimore Ravens
08:33damn it
08:33and the winner of the NFC
08:36will be the Los Angeles Rams
08:40bolts
08:42oh yeah we already know
08:43where you're going
08:44Rams
08:46oh wow
08:47so the two home teams
08:49playing at home
08:50bolts Rams
08:51okay
08:53I have
08:55Houston
08:57ooh like an 85 Bears
08:59reset kind of deal
09:01and I got the Rams
09:04sad Jed York
09:05I know
09:07nothing 140 can't fix for him
09:11who's winning it
09:12so I'm gonna be the first
09:13person to ever say this
09:14outside of the Cincinnati
09:16area code
09:17but I think the Bengals
09:17get revenge
09:18and Joe Burrow
09:19hoist the trophy
09:20I respect your boldness
09:22I don't see it happening
09:24but I dig it
09:25I'm relying on him
09:25being healthy
09:26the whole season
09:26which is a big ask
09:28but
09:28it is
09:29that's a disgusting sight
09:31the Bengals
09:32hoisting
09:33the Lombardi
09:34Rams
09:38Chuck never wins
09:40the Super Bowl
09:40I know
09:41can I
09:41you know what
09:42I'm almost
09:43wanting to take the Rams
09:44out
09:44you know what
09:45I'm just going
09:45I'm gonna stick with it
09:46bolts
09:49yeah maybe I should
09:50put the Vikings
09:50in the Super Bowl
09:51they win their
09:52Vikings
09:52bills
09:54somebody has to win
09:55no
09:57I'm just
09:57I'm just going with it
09:58I think Harbaugh
09:59is an awesome NFL coach
10:01I think everything
10:02is set for them
10:04bolts
10:06I'm gonna say
10:07there's gonna be
10:08a gigantic party
10:09in the state of Texas
10:10in the city of Houston
10:12wow
10:12whoa
10:13hold on I have a drop
10:14for that
10:18give me
10:19the Houston
10:21Texans
10:21honestly last year
10:22it was set up
10:23to be theirs
10:23if Shroud doesn't
10:24throw five picks
10:25against the Patriots
10:27and if it wasn't
10:28for Kyler Murray
10:28I'd give Shroud
10:29the comeback player
10:30of the year
10:32this is gonna look
10:33so bad
10:33when they go
10:34nine and eight
10:35miss the playoffs
10:36so does anybody
10:37want to make
10:37any changes
10:38speak now
10:39or forever
10:40hold your peace
10:41and I probably
10:43I guess I should have
10:44found a way for the Packers
10:45to get in
10:45but I can't
10:46alright
10:47so who do you want
10:47to take out
10:48no one
10:48I'm just sticking
10:49with it
10:49it's fine
10:49you want to take
10:50Seattle out
10:50no
10:51no
10:52Drew Locke
10:52was good enough
10:53to get him by
10:53he's just gotta
10:54survive one more game
10:55the defense
10:55looks ridiculous
10:57their defense
10:58they didn't even
10:59have three starters
10:59last night
11:00their defense
11:01looked ridiculous
11:02well you also
11:03had Drake May
11:03who just went
11:04brain dead
11:05he played like an
11:05idiot
11:06and it was
11:06unbelievable
11:07three fourth quarter
11:07interceptions
11:08you should get
11:09suspended
11:10or yeah
11:11check his bank account
11:12I'm gonna make a change
11:13because I crossed it out
11:14so many times
11:15I ended up going
11:15with the Ravens
11:16for the AFC
11:17but I am going
11:17back to the Texans
11:18I've gone back
11:19and forth here
11:20so many times
11:21so you're going
11:24with the Texans
11:25the Texans
11:25are gonna represent
11:26the AFC
11:27yes
11:28alright
11:28so I'm gonna
11:28scratch this out
11:30but I'm gonna put
11:30Houston right next to it
11:31so we can
11:32we do the whole thing
11:34if the Baltimore's there
11:35I'm like
11:35David
11:35you had him there
11:37you had him there
11:38what the hell is this
11:40oh
11:41when we did
11:41the Penn State thing
11:42David's got some
11:43classics on this
11:45what the hell is this
11:46you good Paul
11:47yeah I'm sticking
11:47with mine
11:48the only alternate
11:49thing was
11:49I had the Bills
11:51originally beating
11:51the Bengals
11:52and going to the
11:53Super Bowl
11:53and winning
11:53but I decided
11:54I trusted
11:56Burrow more
11:56in that spot
11:57than Josh Allen
11:57so I went
11:58with the Bengals
11:59okay
12:02that's gonna be
12:03your starting
12:03quarterback
12:07oh my god
12:10unbelievable
12:11David has some
12:12incredible audio
12:13on here
12:14Mike you good
12:16you good
12:17with your
12:17two LATs
12:18yeah we're all
12:18with bolts
12:19okay
12:21that's our
12:23NFL
12:24receipts
12:25all the way
12:26to the Super Bowl
12:27well we'll see
12:2897-1
12:30bye
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