00:00Yeah, big G is gonna make picks. Yeah, Paul Sarah's gonna make picks
00:04David should not be allowed to pick my god that record. All right, let's get it music, please
00:35TJ has surged to first place. I'm a game behind and we'll leave the other records out. All right,
00:42let's get to this. I was down there with David. That's fair. You've picked yourself up out of the
00:48gutter. All right, USC number 16. They're laying three. They travel to Camp Randall to take on
00:54Wisconsin. Rico. USC coming off a bye week, Mike. They were already on the East Coast. They beat
01:00Penn State. I don't think they have any problems with Wisconsin. Fight on. Paul Sarah. I'm with
01:09Rico. I'm gonna take the fighting my avas. Give me USC. David Hull. Yeah, well-needed bye week,
01:14USC. Over to TJ Lang. I'm gonna go with Wisconsin. 730 game at Camp Randall. Jump around. That stadium
01:21is gonna be rocking. I think they got a chance to pull the upset off here. USC is charming. I
01:25want
01:26Lincoln. I want Lincoln Riley fired. Give me give me Bucky Badger. Father, what do you got?
01:31I'm going USC. Right in our face. You like that? Because he's a smart man. All right. Number
01:39seven, Ole Miss. Traveling to number 19, Texas. Texas favored by three and a half. Rico Beard.
01:47Well, here's the thing about the SEC. If you win a big game, it means you lose a big game
01:52the next
01:52week. Yes. Ole Miss beat Missouri last week. Texas lost. Flip it around. Give me Texas. Hook
02:00them. Paul Sarah. That's hard to follow that. Give me Ole Miss and Trinidad Shambliss. I'm out
02:10on Arch Manning. I think the team's gonna start quitting on him at some point. Give me Ole Miss.
02:14Big mistake. David. I love this goal every week with the drops and Paul Ole Miss. I'm
02:20trying to surprise him. TJ. I'm taking Texas. Arch Manning back against the wall. Let's
02:24see what you got. I think he's got an inspired effort in him this weekend. SEC teams can't
02:29follow up big wins? That's because there's good teams in the league. Unlike this crap
02:34conference. Give me the Longhorns. Give me the Longhorns. They got Ohio. I mean,
02:37Indy. Hook them. They got a team. Give me Texas. Gee. Nah, no, not me. I believe Arch
02:44Manning plays like your favorite. His favorite uncle, Eli. He's having a bad year. I'm gonna
02:49go Ole Miss. I'll take the three and a half and the hook. Wow. What is it with you two
02:52and
02:52Eli? He loves Eli. He loves Eli. It takes the world for him to slander Eli. He's with you two
02:57Super Bowls. Yeah, but he's not a Hall of Famer. He beat Brady. But he's not a Hall of Famer.
03:01Never been prouder of my dad than this moment. He is a Hall of Famer. Go ahead. Oh, what used
03:06to be Michigan State University travels to number nine UCLA. Bruins favored by
03:1114 and a half. Rico. Michigan State is two and five. But believe it or not, they're
03:18five and two against the spread. I picked against them last two weeks and loss. Can
03:25you not lose by 14 and a half? Give me state. Over to Paul Sarah. I'm gonna say they go
03:32five and three against the spread. Now give me UCLA minus 14 and a half. David, I'm gonna
03:40go with the old classic ukula here. TJ. Ah, a little Kelly Bundy. I think Michigan State
03:47can put up a fight to stay within two touchdowns. No? Backup quarterback? I mean, I know he's
03:52playing well. They just find ways to break my heart and lose. Give me the Spartans. UCLA
03:5850. MSU 2. Dad? After I stopped laughing. You're a hell of a safety. As much as I love
04:06the Spartans, I gotta go UCLA. Smart man. All right. Indiana, number six, laying seven and
04:12a half. They traveled to the big house. Take on U of M. Ricardo. Go ahead. You gonna hit
04:18something? No, no, no. Indiana, they're basically the embodiment of kicking a hornet's nest.
04:24They're angry. They're mad. Nick Marsh has to get that horrible taste out of his mouth. He
04:28hates Michigan. Give me the fighting signetis.
04:34Paul? Give me Indiana. Got him. Over to David. Things have changed. Tommy Carl, the savior
04:43is in. Oh, shut up. Oh, shut up. Indiana. Am I on a ledge here? I think I'm gonna go
04:50with
04:50Michigan. I think they're just gonna try to cover the spread. I think they're gonna try
04:53to control the ball. He's coming through the tunnel. Run game came to life a little bit
04:57with Tommy Carr. When you actually have a quarterback that can complete some passes, I think they're
05:02just gonna try to possess the ball and keep this close. I think Michigan's got a chance.
05:05Maybe for a late cover. I'll take U of M. Give me Indiana. All right. The special game
05:11of the week. Sorry. You forgot. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. And this is why I'm the favorite
05:16son. Unbelievable. You know, I'm gonna give you a backhand one of these days. Thank you.
05:20Love you, too. Who you got? Let me help. Yeah, I'm in on that, too. I do. All right. Your
05:28game
05:28of the week. This is one of the toughest matchups of the week. Hope you guys are ready. This
05:33is the ball sack ball. Ball State laying 14 and a half to Sacramento State. Ball sack.
05:40Rico, balls or sack? What? I mean, you can't have balls without the sack. Give me sack. Sacramento
05:50State with the 14 and a half. Ball Sarah. I guess I have to agree with Rico's logic.
05:59Rico majored in biology. David. Let's go with the balls. Who's favorite? Ball State is favored
06:12by 14 and a half over sack state. Okay. All right. All right. Use it as a drop. I saw
06:17sack state up close. They're asking by Eastern Michigan. They're terrible. Give me the balls.
06:23Balls. Balls. Gee, what do you got? Balls stink. There you go. All right. To the National
06:28Football League, shall we? Rat line of the week, Rico. I'm praying for you. Niners are
06:35only two and a half point favorites at Atlanta. That's it? You know what? Uh-oh. Here's the
06:40beer. Well, because TJ, they got to rely on Christian Kirk coming off the IR. But it's the
06:47rat line of the week. But as Mike likes to say, they are led by a rat. So a rat
06:51knows the
06:52rat line. Go Niners. Paul? Got him! I'm going to agree with Rico. Give me the 49ers
07:01lane to two and a half. David, go ahead, buddy. They have a black quarterback in a black city.
07:08I'm going Falcons. Can't lose. Lemon pepper wings for everybody. David stole my line. But
07:22I don't want that one in there. Raheem Morris revenge game going back to Atlanta. Oh, yes.
07:26Yeah. Give me the 49ers big in this one. I just, the injuries don't matter. Everyone dies and the
07:32Niners still win. Brock Purdy's awesome MVP. Christian Kirk legacy game. Yes. Give me the
07:39Niners, G. You know what? I'm going to go against all of you. You got the 49ers on a short
07:45week,
07:45going cross country. I'm going to say Atlanta. He's probably going to be right, too. All right.
07:51Bengals traveling to take on the Ravens. I don't know if Lamar's playing. Lamar has been listed as
07:57questionable. So Ravens, one and a half. You do what you want. I'm going to take that as he's
08:02playing. I don't know why they're playing mind games. Give me the Ravens. Over to Paul. I don't
08:07really care if he's playing or not. Give me the Bengals. Whoa, that's the wrong choice if he doesn't play.
08:12It doesn't matter if he plays. It's the Ravens. It's the Bengals. Come on. TJ, who did he take?
08:19I took the Ravens. I'm just confused, too. It's the Bengals. Let's stick with revenge games. How
08:29about Trey Hendrickson going against his old team? I don't know if Lamar plays or not, but
08:35I'm going to take the Ravens. I'm taking the Ravens. Lamar owns the Bengals. Here's the other part.
08:39Joe Burrow in a close game in the fourth quarter. It's like 0 for 40. I can't do it
08:44anymore. Yeah, he's been disappointing. Give me the Ravens. Big G. G. Ravens. I think Lamar
08:49is going to play his game. Chiefs at Seattle. Seattle lay in three. Mind you, biggest QB
08:55disparity of the week. Mahomes versus an idiot ginger. Rico? It's a weird line, but you know
09:01what? We spoke about revenge. This is Kenneth Walker saying, did you miss me yet? He goes
09:06in there. Give me the Chiefs. The Chiefs remain undefeated. Paul? I'm going to go with
09:13the Chiefs, too, and to Rico's point, Kenneth Walker, revenge game. I think he's going to
09:17go to the sideline and take all their Super Bowl rings that he helped get them. Over to
09:20David. Nope. Charbonnet will return and say, canine who? No, he's in Seattle. Charbonnet,
09:25give me that ring. You didn't do anything. TJ, what do you got? Yeah, Paul and Rico stole my
09:30third revenge game in a row. Sam Darnold's just not playing good football. I got to take
09:35the Chiefs. I just, the line makes no sense. Give me Seattle, but I'm with you. I can't
09:38believe I'm betting on Sam Darnold. Jay, what do you got, buddy? No, I like Seattle. Defense
09:42wins. All right, let's go to, here it is, the Paul special right here. Paulie, it's your
09:49week, champ. Jets lay in four and a half as Paul's Dolphins come to town. Rico? Michael,
09:56I'm just going to make this very simple. For Paul. Paul's picked against me in every
10:00game. For Paul. So for Paul, I will say J-E-T-S, J-E-T-O-S-M-I
10:07-T-S. Paul? The Jets
10:12are winning and they're covering. Come on. David, Dolphins are winning their first game of the
10:18year. Dolphins. I'm not going to be out there. Even Paul's not picking the Dolphins. I wish
10:25I had revenge here. Just revenge for whoever wants the first pick in the draft next year.
10:29I don't know. I wouldn't pick either of these teams. I know. I got to take the Dolphins.
10:33I got to take the Dolphins. I'm taking the Dolphins. It's the Aaron Glenn misery matrix.
10:38The minute you start to believe in him, they do something terrible. I need him running up
10:42the sidelines doing a dance. Did you see last week the halftime interview where he said,
10:46hey, at least we get the ball? He didn't get the ball. Oops. He didn't get the ball. For Ray
10:51Finkel, Paul, it's for you. The Dolphins are going to win. G, what do you got, buddy?
10:55This is out. I'm going to Jets. Oh, man. I'm going to Jets. Take the home team. All right.
11:00Emotional selection downloading. The New York football giants. Gross. Travel to the Texans.
11:07Slight underdogs. Ten and a half points. Rico. Ten and a half points in the NFL is a lot,
11:12but for the man sitting to my right, I will take the G man. Excellent work. Paul Sarah.
11:27I'm in a position to be a bad guy here, so I'm sorry, but I'm taking the Texans. CJ Stroud's
11:31playing the best he's played since he was a rookie. Give me the Texans. Over to David.
11:35Surely he can't disrespect my father. There's no way. The Texans. And Tank Dale's back.
11:43He really is. He really is. Two years. TJ Lang. I'm with David. I mean, ten and a half points
11:49is like 30 points in college. You just don't go against it. You don't ask questions. CJ Stroud's
11:54playing at a high level. Give me the Texans. Sorry, Big G. I'm with you in the bunker.
11:57I'm with you in that bunker. G, I love you. Thank you.
12:01Dead man. Dead man walking. Dead man walking here. Nah. You know what? I should be able to abstain
12:10from this, but... What are you, Kirk Herbstreit? Pick the damn game.
12:13No, I'll tell you what. I don't know. The D coordinator... Where's your puppy?
12:16Mike, the D coordinator came out, knocked his team. What, for the Giants?
12:22Nah, the Jets, we already picked that game. No, the Giants. Giants D coordinator.
12:26Nah. Nah. And you know what? Just do a joke, Big G. You know what? I've never done this
12:31in my life. The Giants. All right. Last game of the week for all the marbles. Lions
12:39lay in three. Packers coming to town. Rico. Jordan Love, 300 yards. Go Pack, go.
12:47Thank you, Gov.
12:51I'm going to just take the Lions playing to three.
12:54Over to Dave. Packers. TJ?
12:57I'm taking the Lions coming off a bye week. Packers missing a lot of guys on defense.
13:01This is a game you've got to win. Lions, win or you stink. Those are the rules of this
13:06engagement. Those are the picks. Excuse me. Oh, I'm sorry, Dan. I did it again. I'm sorry.
13:12That's true. You did it again. I'm sorry. That's all right. What do you got? I love you anyway.
13:16You too. Lions. Lions at home. Good man. My man. Big G, quality work, everybody. All right.
13:22Those are the picks. Hey, wait. Did you pick the Jets game? We got a score update from Houston.
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