00:00I want to apologize to Jeremy Otto.
00:02That was unprofessional of me, and he is the true professional.
00:06Okay.
00:08We'll take a timeout.
00:10We have business to attend to.
00:12David, music can be the guide.
00:14What do you have?
00:16Oh, great.
00:17What are you going to do, ask me about week 15 matchups?
00:20Yeah, let's go through every week two matchup.
00:23All right.
00:23Week two?
00:24No, no, no.
00:24Oh, I hate you.
00:25What do you want?
00:27No.
00:27I just got some bold predictions.
00:29That's all.
00:30Okay, what?
00:30A hundred days out?
00:32Okay.
00:32So now we all, here's the rules.
00:35These cannot be used as receipts.
00:37No, they're not.
00:38These are bold predictions that you got to be bold.
00:41You can't be a Detroit GM.
00:43Rico Beard.
00:44Right.
00:44It's just kind of a yes or no.
00:45Do you agree with this?
00:46You guys all ready.
00:49Bold prediction.
00:50The Texans will make it to the Super Bowl.
00:55I'm going to say no.
00:56I don't have the confidence in C.J. Stroud.
00:59I mean, it's one thing to make the playoffs.
01:01You can sell me that this is potentially a 2,000 Ravens or 85 Bears modern version defense.
01:08But C.J. Stroud, man, I know that playoff game.
01:13I know Nico got hurt.
01:14I know Tankdale was in a wheelchair.
01:16But I've got to see him elevate his play.
01:19And until that offensive line and him, they look different, I'm going to say no to this.
01:24Okay.
01:25You know, I'm disgusted by this one because C.J. Stroud is not at the level.
01:28I cannot say this.
01:30No.
01:30No and no.
01:32Okay, Stevie.
01:33Damn.
01:34All right.
01:35Wow.
01:35Geez.
01:36Even with Tankdale back?
01:38I don't even know if that's going to happen.
01:39So, no.
01:40So, Kyler Murray will win comeback player of the year.
01:46In the name of boldness, yes.
01:49Kevin O'Connell is the whisperer.
01:52And if he can fix Sam Darnold, he can fix anybody.
01:55And I think it's really more of an indictment on J.J.
01:58Clearly, when you don't have the other team's plays, you can't flourish.
02:01So, Kyler has pedigrees.
02:03He's got athleticism.
02:04He has had moments in this league.
02:07Maybe the change of scenery.
02:09Maybe he's humbled.
02:10He has the complimentary pieces.
02:12And you have a monster calling plays.
02:16In the name of boldness, I'll say yes.
02:18Yeah, I'll just name just a couple things.
02:21Sam Darnold and 14 wins.
02:23If he can get 14 wins in that offense, then anyone can.
02:28If they got to 10 or 11, I think he wins the award.
02:31And I'm not saying they get 14.
02:32I'm just saying because Sam Darnold got 14, then anyone can do whatever they want in that offense.
02:37If you're good.
02:39Not J.J.
02:39He can't do it.
02:40Speaking of wins.
02:42The next two deal with regular season wins.
02:45Okay.
02:48NFL bold predictions.
02:50The Detroit Lions will lead the NFL in regular season wins.
02:54No.
02:55No, I think the Lions are good.
02:57I could see 10 or 11, but I don't see, I don't buy the schedule thing the way a lot
03:03of people do.
03:04I don't believe in easy schedules.
03:06And then you're forecasting no injuries.
03:09You're forecasting Brian Branch off an Achilles.
03:12You're forecasting Kirby Joseph with whatever's wrong with his name.
03:15I can't do it, man.
03:16I think the division's too tough.
03:18And I don't think the schedule's easy.
03:20So, I'm going to say no.
03:22I think they'll be good.
03:23But I'm not going to do the Jim Costa whiz-bang-pow stuff.
03:27See, I don't believe it will happen.
03:30But I can see where someone predicts that it happens because of that schedule.
03:36It won't happen, no.
03:38But I understand why some think yes.
03:41NFL bold prediction.
03:43The Patriots will win fewer than 10 games this year.
03:50Oh, I kind of like this one.
03:52This is the Super Bowl fall off.
03:54I'm not convinced Vrabel's even there.
03:56They just got rid of some capital to get A.J. Brown.
04:03I'll go with it.
04:04I'll go with it.
04:05I don't know.
04:06I just, I still don't know that Vrabel's back.
04:09That love boat thing.
04:10You know Diana's going to talk the night before to camp and it's going to be chaos.
04:15Okay, so I'll do this.
04:16And I do know it's the NFL, so it's tough to predict this.
04:20But you're in a division with the Jets and the Dolphins.
04:25That's four wins.
04:27So I'm going to say that does not happen under 10.
04:30No.
04:30That's just four though, David.
04:32I understand.
04:32And it probably still won't be four because I know it's the NFL and something will happen.
04:36But no, I don't think it, no.
04:40No, I was just laughing at your Rossini joke.
04:43It's not a joke.
04:44No, I'm just saying, no, no, no.
04:45But, you know, they award her with a certain jersey of a wide receiver that plays for.
04:50Well, she did break the story.
04:52It's just seemingly the means.
04:53And not an A.J. Brown jersey.
04:55Oh, boy.
04:55You figure it out.
04:56Carry on.
04:58Next one, please.
05:00Greg Olson will leave the booth to go work for the Panthers.
05:05I sure hope not because he's really good.
05:07In a sea of garbage broadcasters, Olson is a treasure.
05:11I'm going to say no to this.
05:13Please, no.
05:14Please stay on the broadcast.
05:15We just got to get rid of Brady full time and give this man his job back.
05:20Brady ain't going nowhere.
05:21How dare you?
05:22Greg Olson's excellent.
05:26Talk about your industry plants.
05:28That's Tom Brady.
05:29I'm going to say no as well.
05:31I know the average person doesn't care, but he just won an Emmy over Tom Brady.
05:37The number two guy won over the number one guy.
05:40So, I'm going to say he sees that and he wants to stick it to Brady again.
05:44He will not leave.
05:46Okay.
05:47NFL Bowl predictions, NFC North style.
05:52The Vikings will win over eight and a half games.
05:57I buy it.
05:59I buy it.
06:00I think all four teams in this division have a right to believe they can get to 10 wins.
06:04That's why I think it suppresses the high point win total.
06:08These are going to be wars in this division.
06:12And I think Minnesota has every right to believe that if they got any quarterback play last year,
06:16even an average quarterback play, they would have won 11 or 12 last year.
06:21Their quarterback play was so low rent.
06:24It was so horrendous.
06:26And then you ended up with Phil Brosmer.
06:29Max.
06:30I don't care.
06:33I'm going to say yes.
06:35See, if I'm going to let the facts get in the way.
06:37I don't care.
06:38He's a bum.
06:40See, if I'm going to believe in a small regression for the Bears, then the wins have to come from
06:45somewhere else in the division.
06:47So, yes, the Vikings can then do that.
06:49A more than eight and a half.
06:50Yes.
06:50The Lions will win the North.
06:54I could go with it.
06:55I just don't think it'll be with this crazy win total.
06:57But I'm not going to say no to that.
07:00I would need to see, do the Packers complete the deal for Josh Sweat?
07:04When does Micah Parsons come back?
07:05And is Josh Jacobs in or out of jail?
07:08Those things are too murky to answer it that way now.
07:11I'll go Lions, yes.
07:12Well, Jacobs is out of, he's at the OTAs right now.
07:15You know what I meant.
07:16I know, yes.
07:17Yeah, because of what you said, you're exactly right.
07:19I just don't know when Parsons returns.
07:21Could it be before Halloween?
07:24I don't know.
07:25So, I'm going to go with yes on the Lions right now.
07:28It's June.
07:29Aaron Rodgers will not make the playoffs.
07:31Correct.
07:32I buy this.
07:33Why are you apologizing to me?
07:35Because he plays for your team.
07:38Ergo, flowcharts.
07:39Steelers won't make playoffs.
07:40I say they make the playoffs.
07:43Last year, he's going forward.
07:45He's going to do everything in his will to put it in the playoffs.
07:50NFL, NFL, NFL bowl predictions.
07:55The Bosa brothers will unite in San Francisco.
08:00Yeah, because you always get what you want in football.
08:03So, yes.
08:05Privileged.
08:08This feels like a case of Joey knows exactly where he's going to go, and he doesn't want
08:16to do the OTA, so he's just waiting.
08:18But, yes, he will sign in San Francisco.
08:21NFL bowl predictions.
08:24Giants related.
08:25The Giants, Mike, will win one of their games between the Rams, the Niners, the Lions, or
08:35the Seahawks.
08:35They will win one of those games.
08:38I'll always say yes, because it's the NFL.
08:41I mean, last year, the Giants should have beat the Lions here, period.
08:46The Giants blew out the Philadelphia Eagles last year.
08:49Figure that out.
08:50You're giving me four bites at the apple.
08:52They just got to hit the mark one time.
08:54I'll say yes.
08:57I'll also say they'll win two of those, but I'll go with the one because, yeah, with that
09:03group, yes, they'll win one, at least.
09:07The Seattle Seahawks will win the West.
09:11No.
09:13Seattle will miss the playoffs.
09:15Both Super Bowl teams are missing the playoffs.
09:17I was going to say they win in a tiebreaker with the Rams.
09:20See, and that's why I predicted possibly two for the Giants, because the Giants have them
09:24in December, Seattle.
09:25Seattle won't be good this year.
09:27They will not make the playoffs this year.
09:30There's no way Sam Darnold does this again.
09:31December will know that.
09:32Damn it.
09:33I think I know where David's going to go with this one, but NFL Bowl prediction, Caleb
09:38Williams wins the MVP.
09:42Go ahead, David.
09:43No, not this year.
09:44I don't see it this year, because I think they have a small regression, which means I
09:48don't think he can get the MVP that way.
09:50So, no.
09:51I could buy it.
09:52I'm just a Ben Johnson truther.
09:55Year two with Loveland.
09:57Year two with Luther Burden.
09:59Year two in the offense.
10:02He's got that Mahomes streak in him outside of the pocket.
10:05Not that he's Pat Mahomes.
10:06But if you're talking off-platform, out-of-the-pocket throws, name another guy better than him right
10:12now.
10:14Josh Allen.
10:15If it's fun, I could see it.
10:16I'll roll with it.
10:17I'll go, okay, yeah, sure.
10:19Mike, this one's for you.
10:21Oh, great.
10:22Omarion Hampton will lead the NFL in rushing yards.
10:26Eff it.
10:26Bolt up.
10:27Yes.
10:28Chargers, everything.
10:29Harbaugh revenge tour.
10:31He was hurt last year, and the O-line sucked.
10:33Why not?
10:34They used draft capital, high capital to get him.
10:37The O-line with Joe Ault can be elite, and you know Harbaugh can scheme up a run game
10:41and pound.
10:42Yes.
10:43Yes.
10:44San Diego Superchargers.
10:46Bring it back.
10:47Play the airbase.
10:49NFL Bowl.
10:50That's right.
10:51NFL Bowl predictions.
10:53Max Crosby will be dealt at the trade deadline.
10:57No.
10:58No.
10:59I think the Raiders will be better.
11:01They won't have the need, and he won't want to leave anymore.
11:05I'm kind of with David.
11:06They signed a bunch of good players, including Quay Walker.
11:09I feel like they can't trade him now.
11:12Like, it's almost they just can't go down that road again.
11:14I'll agree with David, even though that weirdo's their quarterback.
11:20Bowl predictions.
11:21Malik Willis will be a better quarterback than Bo Nix.
11:25No.
11:26Stop it.
11:27That's.
11:27Stop.
11:28It's why it's called Bowl predictions.
11:29No, I know, but it's Miami.
11:30They have, like, 80 undrafted free agents.
11:32I don't even know who his teammates are.
11:34I don't even know who the number one receiver is right now.
11:36He's got a chain.
11:38Great.
11:39I'll take Bo Nix on one leg.
11:41I'll say no to this.
11:43David, we got time for one more.
11:45Of course we do.
11:46All right.
11:47NFL Bowl predictions.
11:50The Ravens will be the last undefeated team of the season.
11:55I have no concept of the schedule, and I don't value schedule.
11:58The schedule is not.
12:00They play pretty much non-playoff teams from last year until November.
12:06Lamar stinks.
12:07No.
12:07Not buying it.
12:09Yeah.
12:09Colts, Saints, Cowboys, Titans.
12:11They'll lose the Colts game.
12:13They'll lose the Colts game.
12:14Week one.
12:15We put that one to bed right away.
12:18So, Bowl predictions.
12:18Okay.
12:19I can't do it.
12:19The Ravens will lose week one.
12:21What's the over-under?
12:23Couldn't tell you.
12:24Couldn't tell you.
12:25All right.
12:26That's your NFL Bowl predictions, 97-1.
12:28That's your NFL Bowl predictions, 97-1.
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