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00:05go on go back to bed you drive carefully take care and you take care it's far more important
00:11yeah see you okay see you in the morning
00:34so
00:55Oh, my God!
01:01Oh, no!
01:06Go on, now.
01:15Hi, Lofty.
01:16All right?
01:17I've left my gloves here.
01:29Do you want a hand, Al?
01:31Stupid car to make a hell of a racket.
01:33Get in the side. I'll have a look, then.
01:34What's the point? It won't start.
01:36All right, I'll give you a push.
01:37All right.
01:41Let's go.
01:43Put it in the gear!
01:44All right, look!
01:47Oh, turn it off! Turn it off!
01:49What?
01:50Why did you steer it into the curb?
01:53Quiet out there!
01:55Some of us is trying to get in a bit of kip!
01:59Yes, ma'am.
02:02Angie, it's too much of a risk.
02:03Well, what's life for if it's not for taking risks, eh?
02:06You weren't for taking risks for a lot, that's for sure.
02:08And you said you don't have to.
02:10I told you.
02:10Sharon was asleep hours ago.
02:12What about you?
02:13Oh, I told you.
02:14His lordship has gone off for the night.
02:17Aye.
02:17And as for Simon, he goes up them stairs,
02:20he goes into the bathroom, he cleans his little pegs,
02:22he puts his head down and he don't wake up till morning.
02:24Honest.
02:24Are you sure?
02:25Look, I told you.
02:26It's as quiet as the grave.
02:28Oh, come with me.
02:31Here, you must think Den and me are a right pair.
02:35Still, I suppose there's a lot of marriages like that, aren't there?
02:37Are they?
02:38Yeah.
02:39Sort of sticking together but poles apart, if you'll pardon the French.
02:44Hey, Ange, I would hate it.
02:46Well, you don't ask for it, do you?
02:47You just get it.
02:48And then you make the best of it.
02:50Just like I'm doing.
02:51So come on.
02:52Ange.
02:53What?
02:54I'm not a pawn, am I?
02:55What do you mean?
02:56I mean, this isn't some sort of game you're playing against Den.
02:58Oh, don't be silly.
03:01Now, stop worrying.
03:02And let's see some action, eh?
03:04Come on then.
03:11I can't see what I'm doing, Al.
03:12I can't get it fixed, Lofty.
03:14I'm supposed to pick a fare up.
03:15Yeah, well, it sounds like a bearing gun or something.
03:17Oh, God.
03:18Hey, look, I'll give you a hand in the morning if you want.
03:20What time?
03:21Uh, 7.30.
03:22Okay, mate.
03:23I suppose I better radio the company, eh?
03:25Yeah.
03:32For the last time, will you two shat you racket and give us a bit of consideration?
03:38Hey, Mum, what are you playing at?
03:40Stop opening and closing your window.
03:52Oh, Nick!
03:54Oh, Nick!
03:55Nick!
03:56Come quick!
03:57Wake up, Nick!
03:59Nick!
04:00Oh!
04:01What?
04:01What is it?
04:02Call the doctor.
04:03I feel so ill.
04:05So terribly ill.
04:06What?
04:06I woke up feeling I'm dying.
04:09Well, get back in the bed then, you silly cow.
04:11No point in doing it standing up, is it?
04:12No, listen, you've got to help me.
04:14I woke up having this awful feeling.
04:16Oh, Ma, shut your face, will you?
04:17You woke me up.
04:18And I hate being woken up.
04:20Okay.
04:21Okay.
04:21I'll call the undertaker's first thing.
04:23I promise.
04:23No, you don't understand.
04:24I'm frightened.
04:26No, I'm really frightened.
04:27Ma!
04:27I know I've always been in poor health, but this is different.
04:30Me heartburns, me headaches, I'm sweating.
04:32Ma, will you get off me?
04:34Leave me alone.
04:35I told you before, and you didn't listen.
04:37I do not like being woken up in the middle of the night.
04:39Right?
04:40Right?
04:40So don't do it.
04:41Oh, don't hit me, don't hit me.
04:42Well, get back in that bleeding bed then, and bleeding well shut up.
04:45All right.
04:46I will, I will.
04:47Yeah, and stay there this time, and don't call out.
04:49I couldn't help it.
04:50I was frightened.
04:51Listen.
04:52The only thing you've got to be frightened of around here is me, right?
04:54Me.
04:55So don't push me too far.
05:00Nick.
05:01What?
05:02I'm totally sorry.
05:04God.
05:11So once I knelt it down, I mean, that was it.
05:14Luke's waiting for you to go.
05:15All that time.
05:15Give me that.
05:16And go and unload that wagon out there.
05:19Right.
05:19What's the matter?
05:19See the ghost?
05:20No.
05:21I wasn't expecting you back this early, that's all, then.
05:23It's delivery day, Wixie.
05:24Delivery day.
05:247.30 sharp.
05:25And where's Ange?
05:26I don't know.
05:26Well, she's around somewhere.
05:28We'll run along and play, then.
05:29Leave the big boys in peace.
05:31Morning.
05:32I just said, your regular bloke got the older elbow last week.
05:35Oh, yeah, what was that?
05:36Some sort of fiddle, so I hear.
05:38Well, you can't be too careful, can you?
05:40Now, what did I ask for?
05:51Angie, I'm sorry to bother you, but Den's back.
06:02That's the lock, then, sir, for another week.
06:04Unless you want one extra.
06:06Extra?
06:07Churchill?
06:08How much?
06:09Half price.
06:10I can't say very much.
06:11OK.
06:12Bang it in the cellar.
06:13Strictly cash, of course.
06:14Yeah, of course.
06:15I'll be inside.
06:15Come and find me.
06:29Oh, morning, Den.
06:30I don't think you're going to make any of this lofty.
06:32What's that?
06:33Running a car repair business outside my pub.
06:35I wouldn't be able to park my car outside my own home, you know.
06:37Oh, yeah.
06:38Sorry about that.
06:38Well, I've got to do it somewhere, eh?
06:40Just get this junk moved, OK?
06:42Yeah, all right.
06:43Move it!
06:48Here, Den, it ain't even my car, you know.
06:54Morning.
06:55Still haven't found those gloves yet.
06:59Oh, right.
07:00You're terrible.
07:01We've done it, Sue.
07:02We've done it.
07:03All right.
07:03We don't need to broadcast that.
07:05I know.
07:07What?
07:35Because it's too soon.
07:35We've done it.
07:36I'm so happy, though.
07:37Come on in.
07:37Come on in.
07:38Don't do that.
07:38Come on in.
07:39I want a sticky bun to take away, please.
07:43Just deliver.
07:44You must be joking.
07:45Tell me what?
07:45A minute ago, you said we mustn't tell anybody.
07:47On the outset.
07:48Oh.
07:49She's my special friend.
07:50Oh, am I?
07:52Yes, and I want you to be the first person to hear some lovely news.
07:54You must be mad.
07:55What is it?
07:56I'm having a baby, eh?
07:58Oh.
07:59How nice.
08:01Congratulations.
08:02Well, and you, Ali.
08:04Well done.
08:05What's he done, Ethel?
08:06Well, him and Sue's having a baby.
08:09Now everyone will know.
08:10Congratulations.
08:11When did you do, love?
08:12Are these days yet, innit?
08:13Yes.
08:14At the sickest stage, you know.
08:15Oh, it's horrible, that morning sickness, innit?
08:17Yes, well, I wouldn't know, cos I've never had no children.
08:21Don't sit there before you're blocking again, wife.
08:23Oh.
08:23Come in, I'll help you out.
08:24Sorry.
08:24Right.
08:25You know, I think I'll be all right today,
08:28what with all the marvellous things they have.
08:30You know, invited conscriptions, test tubes, suffragette motherhood.
08:36Well, never mind.
08:37I reckon you saved yourself a lot of heartache.
08:39Oh, well.
08:40Yeah, close.
08:41Is that your mate? We're on a blink out there?
08:43Don't talk about it, please.
08:44Lofty fixing it, is it?
08:45I sincerely hope so.
08:46What if he can't?
08:47Leave it out. It's got to get it fixed.
08:49I mean, it's got to. I'm up to here financially at the moment.
08:50Yeah.
08:51Heard you was down at pawn shop to pay the rent.
08:53Here.
08:53You fancy a drink any time, Ali?
08:55Might be to put you on or something.
08:56Eh?
08:57I've had a bit of luck recently.
08:58You know what I mean?
08:59What, on horses?
09:00Horses?
09:00Don't make me laugh.
09:02No one ever got rich on horses.
09:03Betting's a mugs game.
09:04Yeah, but if you're at the bottom of the social scale, you've got to try this.
09:06Who says I'm at the bottom of the social scale?
09:07No, no.
09:07I just mean things like bingo and pools and betting and gambling.
09:09They're only up because employment's going down.
09:11Have a big glass of water to wash it down with, Ali.
09:13I'll see you later.
09:14Yeah.
09:15Well, just off, Ali.
09:17And don't you worry.
09:19Your seat is safe with me.
09:22Bye.
09:23Bye.
09:23Did you see that?
09:24By dinner time, the whole wolf would have known.
09:27Yeah, he's out doing some deliveries.
09:28He'll be back later.
09:30He doesn't look so cheerful.
09:32What was it you wanted, anyway?
09:34Oh, nothing.
09:35Just a word about the debt money.
09:36Oh, yeah.
09:38Well, it's my money and all, Simon.
09:39So why not tell me?
09:40Well, I haven't got all of April's together yet.
09:42Oh.
09:43Now it's May.
09:45Oh, come on, cheer it up.
09:46I ain't gonna take you to court or anything.
09:48Look, it's all family, innit?
09:49I mean, pass when you can.
09:50Yeah, thanks, Kat.
09:52Oh, I don't know.
09:53Everything's just getting too much at the moment.
09:55I think maybe it's time I left.
09:57Why?
09:58Well, it's not so much the debt.
10:00I can handle that.
10:01It's the pub.
10:02Well, what do you mean?
10:03What, Den and Angie?
10:05Nah, it's not that.
10:06Well, what then?
10:07I mean, there's nothing else going on, is there?
10:09Nah.
10:10Nah, of course not.
10:14You ready?
10:14Hurry up, eh?
10:15Yeah, come on.
10:16I've got to get to work.
10:17I don't know why you'd bother going at all, Arthur.
10:19The way they've treated you.
10:20To get me paycheck, Kelvin.
10:22You know money.
10:22Useful stuff.
10:23You ought to be getting more than your paycheck.
10:24You ought to be getting redundancy money.
10:26Don't be daft.
10:27You should.
10:27You're too apathetic.
10:28No, not apathetic.
10:29Realistic.
10:30Why bang your head against a brick wall?
10:33What are you waiting for?
10:33Come on.
10:37Yeah, I've got this book at college all about unemployment.
10:40Do you want to borrow?
10:42I've got to find a new job, Kelvin.
10:43I ain't got time to worry about unemployment.
10:45Come on.
10:46I ain't got one.
10:48Okay.
10:49I see, lovely.
10:50It's not there.
10:50There?
10:51You're not going to leave it there, are you?
10:53I say.
10:54Ben said I couldn't work on it outside the pub.
10:56Oh, did he?
10:56And what makes you think I want it outside my house?
10:58Well, it won't be here long, Arthur.
10:59It better not be.
11:00I want it gone by the time I get back.
11:02I say.
11:04Here, what's that thing doing under my window?
11:07Move it at once.
11:08Well, I'm sorry, but...
11:09You keep me on blooming awake half the night
11:11with you banging and squeaking and shouting,
11:13and now you move it right under me nose.
11:16It's a flipping cheek.
11:17This is starting to get on my nerves.
11:19It's not even my car.
11:21Okay.
11:21Here.
11:22Anyway, I've got a bit of news that'll make everybody happy.
11:25Sue is expecting a baby.
11:28Only don't tell anyone, cause it's a secret.
11:31Some secret, Ethel.
11:33Oh, Andy.
11:35I'm looking for you everywhere.
11:38Hey, Andy.
11:40Well?
11:41What happened tomorrow where you did your lesson on Tuesday?
11:42I waited and I waited.
11:43Oh, I'm sorry, love.
11:44I've completely forgotten.
11:46And I went round to your house and you weren't there,
11:48so why were you?
11:49Yeah, I don't know, love.
11:51I'm sorry, honestly.
11:52I'm looking for you yesterday and all that I couldn't find you.
11:55Mind you, I shouldn't tick you off, should I?
11:58I mean, why should you bother?
11:59No, I like giving you lessons, honestly.
12:01Let's just make it another time, shall we?
12:03This evening?
12:04Er, I'm not so sure about this evening.
12:07Well, tomorrow's some time then, eh?
12:09Er, look, leave it with me, eh?
12:10Things are a bit dodgy at work, eh?
12:12I'll get back to you then, alright?
12:15Erm, actually, er, I wanted a word with you about something else.
12:19Do you mind?
12:20Well, I'm not exactly at my shade of best.
12:22What is it?
12:23Well, it's important.
12:24It's a bit of advice, actually.
12:25You know Nick's staying with Dot again?
12:27Mm-hm.
12:28Well, he keeps bumping into me on the stairs and trying to talk to me.
12:32And yesterday, when you didn't turn up, he cornered me and offered me his services.
12:36What do you mean?
12:37He tried to put me on the game, Andy.
12:39On the game?
12:40Yeah, I said I could fix it all up.
12:42Well, what did you see?
12:43Well, I told him to get lost, of course, but that's not the point, is it?
12:46He's watching me.
12:47He's waiting till I'm really desperate.
12:50Look, Candy, I know you've given me lots of good advice, and I don't think I'm not grateful,
12:54but I can't feed Danny on pie in the sky and good advice, and I cannot.
12:57I need real money.
12:59And since you made me give up the stripping, I ain't got any.
13:03You know what really scares me?
13:05If I get so desperate, I'm tempted.
13:10It's easy, it's safe, and it makes money.
13:13Which, from what I hear, you could well do with at the moment.
13:15I need proper money, Nick, not piddling bits of fiddle.
13:18This is proper money, my son. I ain't proper indeed.
13:21Why do you think I'm so flush at the moment?
13:22I don't know, do I?
13:23Because of this system, see?
13:25Brilliant little system.
13:27First of all, you get friendly with someone, right?
13:29Someone you've sussed out, got a bit stashed away in the bank.
13:32Someone a little bit lonely, a little bit vulnerable.
13:35Someone with something to hide.
13:36So should things go wrong, they won't go running to the old bill.
13:39Someone who needs a friend.
13:41Someone who ain't that fussy.
13:42A Nancy boy, maybe, or a married man, as thinks he might be.
13:46So, you make a big fuss of them, worm your way in,
13:49get them really licking your boots, then you borrow their checkbook.
13:53Don't worry.
13:54Only for 30 seconds.
13:55Just the time it takes you to tear out six cheques
13:57and pop the book back where it came from.
13:59No harm done, eh?
14:00That's it.
14:01You've got these six nice blank cheques.
14:03And you've torn them out at random.
14:04Not from the top of the book or anything.
14:06One from here, one from there.
14:07Nice and easy.
14:09So easy.
14:10He won't even notice this even happened.
14:12Not till many weeks later, when he gets his bank statement.
14:15And by then, you'll be many miles away.
14:17What do you think?
14:19Well, I've heard enough, thanks.
14:21It's hard for the drink.
14:22Nice for your little system.
14:24It stinks!
14:26Lofty, how's my car?
14:27Oh, it's Wittaker now.
14:28I can't mend it.
14:29What do you mean you can't mend it?
14:30I need the car on the road, Lofty.
14:31Yeah, but the big end's gone.
14:32I mean, all you can do is get a new engine.
14:34How much is that going to cost me?
14:35Two, three hundred quid.
14:36Two to three hundred quid?
14:37Well, to tell you the truth, it ain't really worth it, huh?
14:39I mean, there's millions of things wrong with it.
14:40It rusts all over the bodywork.
14:41You need new tyres.
14:42You wouldn't get an M.O.T. even with a new engine.
14:44What am I going to do?
14:45You might get 40 or 50 for it's scrap.
14:47That's no good, is it?
14:48What can I buy for 40 or 50 quid?
14:50I'm sorry, Al.
14:51Yes, well, so you should be.
14:52Not being able to mend Ali's car and muddy and bees.
14:56You've got money for her now, ain't you?
14:58What do you need money for?
14:59Really?
15:00I can tell Angie, can't I?
15:02What's the matter, darling?
15:03What's she been up to now?
15:04Well, it's not him, it's Sue.
15:06She's in an interesting case.
15:08Yeah, she's expecting a baby.
15:10Great, eh?
15:10Oh, Al, that's brilliant.
15:12Congratulations, darling.
15:13I'm so pleased for you both.
15:15Congratulations.
15:16I keep telling Sue how lucky she is.
15:18Nothing like that ever happened to me,
15:20and I was ever so sad about it for years and years.
15:23Yeah, I know the feeling, darling.
15:27Can I get you anything else?
15:28No, thanks.
15:29Right.
15:29I'll relieve you of this, all right?
15:31What's the matter with you, then, eh?
15:33Nothing.
15:35I thought by coming early we would have avoided all this.
15:39Oh, my.
15:41Hello, Doc.
15:41Good in here, innit?
15:42I came this morning, I had to come away without seeing him,
15:45waiting for hours I did.
15:47Oh, dear, I can't leave it again.
15:49But I can't stand, can I?
15:51Not with my back.
15:54Oh, dear, I don't know what I'm going to do.
15:55Sit here, little shovel.
15:57I'm so sorry, but I've got to see him.
15:59I mean, I can't leave it again.
16:01Not another night.
16:02Not possibly.
16:03Why, what's the matter?
16:04You ill?
16:05Oh, ain't you heard me?
16:06In the night, up and about, pacing me flat.
16:09I've got to see him.
16:10I mean, in the night before last, I woke up drunk.
16:15Oh, sorry.
16:16I had to change me nightly and everything.
16:19In the night before last, I had to wake Nick.
16:21I was so ill.
16:22He was a tire of strength.
16:24Oh, he's a good son to his mum, Mary.
16:27In spite of what people say.
16:29Oh, yeah.
16:30One or two?
16:31Oh, two.
16:32You don't care, do you?
16:35Here, Kath.
16:36Yeah?
16:37You notice anything different about me?
16:38No.
16:39Should I?
16:40Oh, that's a new blouse, isn't it?
16:42No, I mean in meself.
16:44Well, you do seem a bit cheery, I suppose.
16:46That's what I mean.
16:47I feel terrific.
16:49Oh.
16:50Great.
16:53Well, why do you think that is?
16:54I can't imagine.
16:56I thought with you and Den not talking and Den sleeping over at Jane's,
16:59that'd be enough to drive me up the wall.
17:03Kath.
17:05I'm having a little fling.
17:07You beg your pardon?
17:08I said, I'm having...
17:10Oh, come on, you hurt me the first time.
17:13Who with?
17:14Well, let's just say he's tall, dark and handsome and young and he fancies me.
17:23Oh, come on, Kath.
17:25It's all right for you, innit?
17:27You've got someone who loves you.
17:28You don't know what it's like when you haven't.
17:30And anyway, it's giving me a bath.
17:32And I feel like I can handle his nibs at the moment.
17:35Oh, Kath, he's going to be so jealous when he finds out.
17:39Now he's going to know how I've been feeling.
17:41And one thing I've learned about Dennis, he don't want to lose me.
17:45Oh.
17:45So this little fling is to teach him a lesson, is it?
17:48That's right.
17:48And on the way I'm having a wonderful time.
17:51Oh, Kath.
17:53It's Andy.
17:55What?
17:56Well, what's wrong with Andy?
17:58You mean you're carrying on here?
18:00On your own doorstep?
18:01Well, where else?
18:03Of course.
18:03I mean, I never was the back seat of a car sort of girl.
18:05I might as well be comfy.
18:07Angie, you've gone mad.
18:08You can't do this.
18:10Well, why not?
18:10Everyone else seems to.
18:12Well, what about Sharon?
18:14Well, I've thought of that.
18:15He only comes round when she's at school or late at night and she's asleep.
18:18Oh, I see.
18:19And what happens if she comes home early, eh?
18:21Or wakes up?
18:22Oh, I'm sorry, mate.
18:23I know you've got problems.
18:24I know what Den's like.
18:26Most of the time I'm right behind you.
18:29But no way.
18:30I can't stand by you on this one.
18:32But, Kath, I'm not asking you to stand by me, am I?
18:34I'm just asking you to listen.
18:38You're not shocked, are you?
18:40Yeah.
18:41If you want to know the truth, I am.
18:43Oh, I see.
18:44So there's one set of rules for him and another for me.
18:46Is that it?
18:47Oh, no.
18:48Look, I hate what Den gets up to just as much as you do,
18:50but he's not my mate, is he?
18:51You are.
18:52And if I see my mate doing something wrong and sordid...
18:54Excuse me.
18:55Nobody said nothing about it being sordid.
18:57No, I did.
18:58And you know it is.
18:59No, I don't.
18:59I don't know nothing of the kind.
19:01Oh, come on, Angie.
19:02I know your type of fellas,
19:03and it ain't the Angers of this world.
19:04All you're wanting for is to give your ego a little boost,
19:06and that ain't fair.
19:08Especially not to Sharon.
19:10Oh, you've got to stop this, mate, before she gets her.
19:14Well, she and I are going to part company.
19:16Actually, it's none of your business.
19:17I'm sorry I told you about it now.
19:19Oh, right.
19:20Oh, that's Sharon.
19:21Now, Kathy, do me a favour.
19:23Please, don't say nothing.
19:24Not to no-one.
19:25Oh, come on.
19:26What do you take me for?
19:28You're going to carry on, then?
19:30Making a fool of yourself?
19:31I might do.
19:33Well, in that case, I don't think I can work for you anymore.
19:37Do I?
19:39Well, like you said, it's none of my business, is it?
19:42So I'm better off out of it.
19:44I just don't want to get involved, mate.
19:45I don't want to work in that sort of atmosphere.
19:47Kathy, please.
19:48Look, I'm sorry, Ange.
19:50I'm handing in my notice.
19:51As of now.
19:52Kathy?
19:55Good, you know, you could catch things just sitting there, yeah?
19:58I know, this is ridiculous.
19:59What time did you get here, then?
20:01Ten to four to avoid the waiting.
20:03Ha, ha.
20:04I know, since that last woman came out, nobody else has gone in.
20:07Perhaps he slipped out the back way.
20:08There's nobody there at all.
20:11You know, it sounds like he's on the table.
20:13It's just what I was saying.
20:14He needs a secretary.
20:15And a doctor's upset that he's an receptionist, do you know?
20:18Yes.
20:19And a proper appointment system to stop all this stupid waiting.
20:22Sue's new doctor's trip, you know.
20:24She never has to wait.
20:26I tell you, if this goes on, I'm definitely going to change.
20:28Achoo!
20:30Kathy's handing her notice.
20:31Did you know that?
20:32No.
20:33Why?
20:33Well, I don't think I can tell you.
20:35Unless you already know.
20:37Andy?
20:38Oh, so you do.
20:40Kathy thought she was the only one who did.
20:42Well, yeah, that's what I thought.
20:43I didn't want to say anything, though.
20:45Honestly, I don't know if I can handle it anymore.
20:47You don't have to, son.
20:48You just turn a blind eye and mind your own business.
20:51Well, what if I could?
20:52But that makes it difficult.
20:54Andy's there morning, noon and night.
20:56And what really gets me is Sharon.
20:58I mean, if it's that obvious to me, then what must she be thinking?
21:00Den and Angie's marriage is a law unto itself.
21:02You don't get sucked into it.
21:04You sit tight, ignore what's going on,
21:05and whatever you do, you don't take sides, right?
21:08All right.
21:09And another thing.
21:10Hang on to that job of yours,
21:11because they're hard to find,
21:12as I try to say to her ladyship.
21:13But, oh, no.
21:14Miss Bossy Boots wouldn't listen, would you?
21:19Nothing in this world is ever entirely without risks, of course.
21:22But the risks to your babies from being immunized against whooping cough are my new.
21:25I see.
21:26Yes, I always advise my patients to have their babies done.
21:29Unless, of course, there are contrary indications, such as epilepsy.
21:32Oh.
21:32But if you take your babies to the clinic, they'll take full medical histories,
21:35and they'll advise you on it.
21:36Oh, and they only do it if it's right for the baby.
21:38Exactly.
21:38So you think we should take the babies along now?
21:40I mean, Martin's over his cold now.
21:42Oh, absolutely, absolutely.
21:43I'm very glad that you've come to see me about it.
21:44Right.
21:47Well, can you give us some advice about the clinic times?
21:49Oh, yeah.
21:50I've got the clinic times here somewhere.
21:51Come up here.
21:52Up.
21:53Ah, sorry about that.
21:54Excuse me.
21:56Oh, gosh.
21:58Yeah?
22:00Hang on a moment, will you, please?
22:02Yep.
22:05I've got it here somewhere.
22:10Right, give us a pint, please, son.
22:12Oh, so you've got the old barnacle in again, eh?
22:14Yeah, right.
22:16What's it, Jocko?
22:17Hello, Pete.
22:17Not working tonight, then?
22:18No, I've got a day off.
22:20Oh, yeah.
22:20It's the old job, isn't it?
22:21Being a curse.
22:22As I said, Pete, I've got a day off.
22:24All right?
22:24Hello, then.
22:25All right, all right.
22:26You're killed, aren't you?
22:27Yeah.
22:28What's with your little Debs?
22:29We don't seem to be seeing her a lot lately.
22:31She's fine.
22:31She's all right.
22:32There you go, Danny.
22:34All right.
22:35Have you got a minute, sweetheart?
22:37All right?
22:45You know, Kath's given her notice in.
22:47Has she?
22:48Yeah.
22:49It's made things a bit awkward for me, innit?
22:51Yeah.
22:51Well, I'm going to have to tell Den, and that's the problem, isn't it?
22:54What am I going to tell him?
22:56Well, I don't know.
22:57Well, I was wondering if you could help me out.
22:59Perhaps you could tell him the reason, eh?
23:00Not the real reason.
23:02Perhaps you could say you and Kath are not speaking or not getting on very well.
23:06Just sort of explain it away for me, eh?
23:08Come on, Wixie.
23:09Get your skates on.
23:11I'm sorry, Angie, but leave me out of it, will you?
23:13If you and Den want to play silly games, it's up to you, but don't get me involved, all right?
23:18Come on, Wixie.
23:19Come on, what are you having?
23:21Oh, yeah!
23:22Congratulations, Ali, Sue.
23:24It's all very much.
23:25Have a drink.
23:25Everybody have a drink.
23:26Pete, then Andy Lofty.
23:28Hang on, hang on, hang on.
23:29I'm going to get it.
23:30No, no, no, no, no.
23:30It's my good news.
23:32It's my round, even if it kills me.
23:33Right, let's see.
23:34Pipe for Pete, two double scotches, gin and orange, orange juice, and an orange juice for Sue.
23:38We've got to be careful here, eh?
23:40Oh, yeah, a drink for everyone behind the bar.
23:42This is called Dangerous Living, eh?
23:45Are you telling him about the car?
23:51Yeah.
23:52Yeah.
23:53I had this wonderful idea, Mehmet.
23:55To make some extra money, I thought I'd do some cooking when the caps are closed, you know?
23:59Make some pies, tarts, things like that.
24:00Try and sell them, try and the caps.
24:02Good idea, innit, eh?
24:03It is, yeah.
24:03Well, I don't know if I'll find a market, but, well, I thought I'd give it a go.
24:06No, she's full of good ideas since I've had news of the baby, eh?
24:09There you go, then. Cheers, Ali.
24:11Oh, the drinks.
24:12All right.
24:13There you go.
24:14All right.
24:14There you go.
24:14Let's drink to the good news, eh?
24:16Yeah.
24:17Hang on, hang on.
24:18Yes, orange juice.
24:20Here we go, then.
24:21To the baby.
24:22But why?
24:24She just threw a wobbler, that's all.
24:26It doesn't sound like Kath.
24:28She's been with us since the beginning.
24:29She wouldn't do a thing like that.
24:30Well, maybe it's too much for her working on the stall, working for us.
24:33Maybe she's overtired.
24:35Well, then, give her a holiday.
24:35I don't want to lose her.
24:36In fact, I'm going to have a word with her.
24:37No, no, no.
24:38Don't do that.
24:38It'll only make matters worse.
24:40Lofty's leaving to be a traffic warden.
24:41Wiltsy's got itchy feet.
24:42Right?
24:43He hasn't said anything, but I know the signs.
24:44And now, Kath, one minute we're overstaffed.
24:45The next is like rats leaving a sinking ship.
24:47Well put, my darling.
24:48Who are you?
24:49King rat?
24:50Yeah, Ethel's been telling me about your little bit of news.
24:53I'm ever so glad for you.
24:55Yes, wonderful, Sue.
24:57Congratulations.
24:57Good news.
24:58Yeah, baby's popping out all over your place.
25:01Here, here.
25:02When's it due?
25:03Oh, I don't know yet.
25:04I'll leave that to the doctor.
25:06You can sort it out with his little chop.
25:07Can I go for me, Ted?
25:08Haven't you been yet, then?
25:10No.
25:11Not yet.
25:11Oh.
25:13Drink for half of me?
25:13No, you save your money.
25:15We'll get our own.
25:16No, drink for Arthur, please, then.
25:18And Pauline, Dot, and Ethel.
25:20We're broke.
25:21Got no car, no job.
25:22Extra mouth to keep up.
25:23They're gonna go down laughing, eh?
25:25Well, honestly, we must be bad.
25:27We'll start economising after tonight, eh?
25:29Oh, don't talk to me about economising.
25:31That's what Arthur and I have got to do.
25:33It was his last day of work today.
25:34I'll leave it out, Pauline.
25:37Money.
25:38The cleaning job wasn't all that wonderful, you know?
25:41Yes, but at least it was something.
25:42Now look at us, we're back to square one where we were last week.
25:44For God's sake, not now, Pauline.
25:46Cheers, Dan.
25:47Oh, this is too good to miss.
25:48I'm gonna go and get the camera.
25:49Ali, I don't think the camera works, you actually.
25:52Don't listen.
25:53What time tonight was?
25:55Well, later than last night.
25:56It was a bit on the dodgy side, wasn't it?
25:57What, midnight?
25:58Yeah, that'd be all right.
25:59I'll leave the door up, but make sure you're bolted.
26:03Oh.
26:04All right, sweetheart?
26:07I want a word with you, in private.
26:36I just want to get you out of here.
26:36So, what's all this about, then, eh?
26:38I don't want no one to hear this, especially not Sharon.
26:41Now, just what the bleeding hell do you think you're playing at?
26:43What?
26:44Sitting at the bar, drooling over her.
26:46What do you think the rest of us are, idiots?
26:47Sitting at the bar, drooling? I'm not with you, mate.
26:49Oh, but you are, aren't you? Far too much.
26:52Morning, noon and night, it feels like.
26:53Now, look, I won't go into the sordid details of it,
26:56but the walls in this place are very thin,
26:57and I sleep here too, remember?
27:00Ah, and I thought I was being so discreet.
27:02Yeah, and you can wipe that stupid smile off your face and all.
27:05Look, I don't give a toss what a sort of mess you get yourself into,
27:07but I do care about this place, and I do care about Sharon,
27:10so why don't you just leave her alone, all right?
27:12All right, laddie. Keep your hair on, eh?
27:14Anyway, it's pathetic.
27:15You must know she's not really interested in you.
27:17That's what you think.
27:19Angie's only interested in one person, and that's Den.
27:21And if you think anything different, you're an even bigger fool than I thought you were.
27:25Sour grapes, Wixiel beans. Sour grapes.
27:27You're just jealous. That's all you are.
27:29Oh, yeah?
27:30Yes. Yes, indeed.
27:32You wouldn't say no, would you?
27:33If she was to offer herself now, you would not say no.
27:36Ah, but she has, matey. She has. And I did.