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00:00Oh, hello, little Miss Muffet.
00:02Oh, marvellous, isn't it?
00:02Just what I'm enjoying having the place to ourselves, you go all moody on me.
00:05What's wrong with you?
00:06Well, nothing. I just like a good morning, that's all.
00:07I mean, I am human after all, though.
00:09Judge, by the way, things have been going around here late, you'd never know.
00:12Well, where's your mum?
00:13She's gone up west, so she needs some new clothes.
00:15Oh, well, there's no telling what she'll bring back.
00:17She's a bit short on taste sometimes, your mother.
00:19And it's tasted having bank robbers living in.
00:21I'd say what mum's up to is a bit of harmless fun in comparison,
00:23so just leave her alone.
00:30Oh, it's lovely, isn't it?
00:32Actually glad to be alive.
00:33Yeah.
00:34Um, you've got to be out here all day?
00:36Oh, yeah. I don't mind working out in this weather.
00:39Thought, uh, thought perhaps we could have a cuppa.
00:41Well, please go and over see his mum later.
00:43What do you want, darling?
00:45Where'd we go, Cos?
00:46I just don't seem to have time to chat anymore.
00:49Well, I'm sorry, Pauline, I'm busy.
00:52Twenty please, now.
00:54I thought you'd have had more time now you've stopped working at that pub.
00:57Oh, I filled that already.
00:58What do you want, darling?
00:59Can I have that bunch there last night?
01:02Do you know what? It's funny, really, though.
01:04The only thing I miss about that place is Angie.
01:06Silly at my age, isn't it, missing me best mate?
01:08Yeah, I suppose it is.
01:10Shall I pop round later?
01:13Look, is it about ourself and more with mum?
01:15I can understand if you're angry.
01:17No, no, it must be difficult putting everything in as it is.
01:21Well, Pete does go and see his mum every day, you know,
01:23which is a lot more than other sons.
01:24I know, I'm not criticising.
01:27It's Dr. Legg and Arthur, it's nothing to do with me.
01:29Oh, so long as you're not worried about mum.
01:31No, it's not mum.
01:34I've just wanted an hour or so, you know, just to get out of meself.
01:38No mum, no Michelle, no Martin, all right?
01:40Well, I'm sorry, I'm busy.
01:42Shouldn't you be at the laundrette?
01:44Oh.
01:45Oh, look, I'll tell you what, Paul,
01:46come and have a drink with us at lunchtime, eh?
01:49Look, no-one's expecting you to be superwoman.
01:51Yeah, I probably wouldn't fit in the costume if they did.
01:54Oh, Pauline!
01:56Excuse me.
01:58Mrs Ethel Skinner.
01:59Do you know where I can find her?
02:01Yeah, look, she's over there.
02:04Why?
02:06Willie!
02:06Not safe hanging around.
02:08Mrs Skinner?
02:09No!
02:10Yeah, no!
02:11The woman on the stall said it was.
02:13Well, she's wrong then.
02:15Go away, go away.
02:16Yeah, then she said,
02:17you sure to keep the flies off me watermelon?
02:21Don't be so rude.
02:22Oh, come on then, tell us, I like a joke.
02:23Not this one, Dad.
02:24Oh, I see, you can laugh when I'm not here,
02:25but you can't include me in the fun, eh?
02:27Well, you've got friends of your own, haven't you?
02:28There's her.
02:29Well, you could have another lodger then,
02:31you won't be on your own.
02:32Oh, I know, we could make it an escape loony this time.
02:34Wixie wouldn't love a living loony, wouldn't you?
02:35You'll never, ever mention that again.
02:37It's over with, done with, got it?
02:39Um, sorry, Den,
02:40that geezer's downstairs from the Gazette.
02:43He says he wants to talk to you about a robbery or something.
02:46Oh, he steals like a wedding.
02:49What is this?
02:50Just a few pictures.
02:51Well, don't mention my pub.
02:52Why not?
02:53Oh, I trust you to get it wrong.
02:57He's very shy, is Den.
02:58He hides his light under a bush.
03:01Do you know he's just got rid
03:03of a really nasty detection gang all on his own?
03:08We just asked him to do it and he did it.
03:10And the mob, gone.
03:13Just like that.
03:13I think that'd be all right, Bert.
03:16You see, we've been having some very nasty men
03:19plaguing us for money.
03:20I had a feeling they'd be on to me next.
03:23So you think that these muggers were all part of the same gang?
03:26Yes.
03:26Ethel, they were just kids.
03:28And then, Den went to see the head boss man.
03:31Oh, very brave.
03:33Yeah, I thought you said you couldn't do nothing, Den.
03:35Forget it.
03:37Oh.
03:38Den, tell the gentleman, then he can put it in the paper.
03:42We're on speaking terms with the mob, are we?
03:44She's out to lunch.
03:46She must have fallen on her head.
03:48Now, what would an honest publican like me be doing consulting with criminals?
03:51I don't know.
03:51You tell me.
03:52I don't know why you work with amateurs.
03:54Well, there's good and he's cheap.
03:56Yeah, just about sums up your whole operation.
03:58I've got more work than ever before.
04:00I'm sorry.
04:01It might not suit you, but it suits me.
04:03I said all right.
04:05Well, I'm glad that's settled, then.
04:07Right.
04:08Hey, hang on.
04:09Hmm?
04:10There's something wrong with the back of your jacket.
04:12Oh, no, what?
04:12Well, it doesn't seem to hang right.
04:15Take it off.
04:19Can't see anything wrong, are you?
04:21Nah, it's a blouse.
04:22It sticks out.
04:23Oh, no.
04:25Take it off and I'll show you.
04:26Tony, I'm late.
04:27Come on.
04:30Oh, really?
04:32Oh, come on.
04:35Right, okay.
04:37Now, where?
04:39There.
04:40Where?
04:41Yeah, look.
04:45There's your new silk and me and my overalls.
04:47Tony, you and your very dirty overalls and me and my expensive silk.
04:50Please.
04:50Which I didn't pay for, huh?
04:52Tony.
04:54Oh, you're going to flaunt yourself.
04:55You've only yourself to blame.
04:56Oh, I see.
04:59There wasn't anything wrong with my jacket, was there?
05:04Naughty.
05:06I was looking for Kelvin.
05:14Hey, what's wrong?
05:15Nothing.
05:15I was looking for you.
05:16Oh, no, I've got to collect some stuff.
05:17Sorry, I'm late.
05:17I shouldn't.
05:18Well, you can bunk off school if you want, Shane, but I'm not going to.
05:20Look, your mum and dad were at it.
05:21They could at least lock the door.
05:22Well, if it's not Cassie they're arguing about, it's me.
05:24Not at it, at it.
05:26At ten o'clock in the morning?
05:27Yes.
05:28You know, my dad's one of your disaffected proletarians.
05:31I mean, what is the point of working if all we get is money?
05:33If he took a proper overview of how this world should be a political perspective,
05:37he wouldn't be skipping work for Nookie, now would he?
05:39Look, come on, we could talk part of the way.
05:40Oh, no, I've got me bike.
05:41Anyway, what is the point of talking?
05:43What we need is action.
05:47Sue, you're the customer.
05:48You're supposed to see us working.
05:50Tony's obviously going on something.
05:52Do you?
05:54Hello, Sue.
05:55Awesome, sir.
05:57Well, nice to see you hard at it, Arthur.
05:59I'm waiting for Tony.
06:00Yeah, I'm waiting for a win on the pools.
06:02Bake the sarnie, please, love.
06:03The way you're spending money on bought food, do you want to eat a win on the pools?
06:06Look, just for once, I fancy something I haven't had to cook for myself, all right?
06:10Here, you deserted your pose.
06:12Yeah?
06:13What are you going to do, shoot me?
06:14Well, some people in the square have got a good sense of duty.
06:18It's not Dennis Watts.
06:19Dennis' duty is only to himself.
06:21How can you say that when it's been so brave?
06:24Our own wired twerk, keeping villains off the streets.
06:28At a price, yeah.
06:29Oh.
06:31What this world wants is some proper men to look after us, eh, Pauline?
06:37Well, Sharon, Daddy spoke.
06:39Just because your mother's taking herself off for the day doesn't mean you say you have
06:41to follow suit.
06:42Does it worry you if I take after you and Mum?
06:44You know, this morning I thought, why school?
06:46Do like your parents to go and see what falls off the back of a lorry.
06:48I've been bought by a couple of ruddy vultures.
06:50Sharon!
06:56Not one word.
06:57No, then, I was just going to apologise and congratulate you.
06:59What, and how I'm bringing up my daughter?
07:01No, well, I've been thinking, you know, how you went to the Alford firm,
07:04maybe when I had my troubles, I can't forget that.
07:05Well, you could have fooled me.
07:07No, and if I was probably right, you have been to this local firm.
07:09Takes a lot of guts, then.
07:11Right.
07:12Yeah, and I'm sorry, I overstepped the mark, all right, then?
07:15Yeah.
07:24Well, I think that's really great.
07:26I mean, after all you've done for Simon,
07:27that's really sticking your neck out.
07:29Well, that's the least I could do.
07:30Well, I mean, they won't want anything in return, will they?
07:33No, don't fetch yourself.
07:34There's more to you than meets the eye, isn't there?
07:37And, Dan, I'm sorry I've been a bit off for you, though, Liam.
07:40Well, that's all right, I think nothing of it.
07:42Never want anything else, eh?
07:43Oh, thanks, mate.
07:43Yes, mate.
07:44They're really confusing, you are.
07:46Yeah, that's how I feel.
07:47One minute you're horrible, the next you go and do something nice.
07:49Is it true?
07:50Well, everyone keeps saying thanks, yeah.
07:52I don't think excuses all the other things are wrong with this dumb dad, but...
07:55Yeah, I know.
07:56I ain't for effort, eh?
07:57No.
07:57It shows if you can be okay once,
07:59you can be okay the rest of the time.
08:00Put your mind to it.
08:03Ah, just the woman I've got to see.
08:06Okay.
08:07I understand, uh, you have access to exotic things.
08:10What sort of things?
08:12Little strappy silk numbers.
08:13Oh, bandage!
08:15I thought he was talking about yams or something.
08:18Oh, sorry.
08:20Hello, Mary.
08:21Hi.
08:21Yeah.
08:22You going to cafe this evening?
08:24Oh, I don't know.
08:25I can't decide whether to run out.
08:27Oh, so you've got money to spend on underwear.
08:29Has it happened?
08:29I have, yeah.
08:30Really falling on your feet.
08:32Yeah, a job in a canteen.
08:33It's not November, it's all right.
08:36Well, it's just that if I start spending money on underwear,
08:38it's just going to remind me of all them men staring at me when I was stupid.
08:42Yeah.
08:43Funny, I can't remember the last time I walked down the street and caught somebody's eye.
08:48Well, you know, when you see someone and you look at them, they look at you,
08:52and you know that if you weren't married and they weren't married, you could, uh,
08:55what are you talking about?
08:58No, I suppose an underwear party's what I need.
09:01You just have to make sure you've got everything you're entitled to.
09:04I can't believe all this till after he's born.
09:05How long is it now?
09:06A week.
09:08You said him.
09:09Do you want a boy?
09:10I just want it over.
09:11Over.
09:12It's only just beginning.
09:14Now, I'm sorry to have to ask you, but the man you are marrying is Lofton, George Holloway,
09:19and he is not the father.
09:21No, I keep telling him that.
09:22It's only that the authorities may think he should be supporting you.
09:25I don't care what they think.
09:26I'm sorry.
09:27I'm sorry to press you.
09:29Well, that's it.
09:30The boring forms.
09:34Michelle, this week and next are different worlds before and after.
09:38Holding your baby in your arms may make you forget all your good intentions.
09:41Now, you keep studying.
09:42Get on.
09:43You're very resourceful.
09:45It's all right.
09:46I've seen my mum turn into a cabbage.
09:48I'd not like it to go the same way.
09:50Oh, don't tell me.
09:52He's in there already.
09:53No, look, they've caught him.
09:54You're dodgy mate.
09:54Hey.
09:56Following the tip-off, police whipped an house in Basingstoke and arrested Trevor Smith
10:00for Swansea Gardens, Romford.
10:01He's expected to be charged there who offends us connected with the Walford Bank where we're
10:04made a fifth.
10:05Nah, Basingstoke.
10:06We're miles away.
10:07We got him.
10:08Yes, I see Basingstoke.
10:10Yeah.
10:11Funny, though, because all the time we thought he was around here.
10:12We had a place crawling with men, you know.
10:14Really?
10:14Never noticed.
10:15Still, done me a good turn.
10:17Well, so many police on the patch.
10:19Seems the villains have all gone on holiday.
10:20Well, how do you mean?
10:22Well, according to Nimer, no one's demanding any money.
10:25So now he's caught.
10:26You'll call off all your boys, will you?
10:28Actually, no, because they've written a tip-off claim from round here.
10:31Well, how do they work that one out?
10:33Oh, life's full of mystery, isn't it?
10:35Oh, yes.
10:37Dan, did you have tip them off?
10:39I didn't know he was going to Basingstoke now, did I?
10:41Nah, but couldn't they think you grasped?
10:45What is this?
10:46Look, Dan, this place is getting dangerous.
10:48If I had a grass, they'd only bring the police here, wouldn't it?
10:50Yeah, but now he's been caught, he might crack under interrogation, sending the old bill
10:53round here.
10:54Shut up.
10:55Look, Dan, I don't want no trouble with the police.
10:58What's it to do with you?
10:58It's on my shoulders.
10:59I have a side that's going to jump to the wrong conclusions, and it's me that's piggy in
11:02the middle.
11:04All right, that's here.
11:06Hello, stranger.
11:07Yeah, as it happens, I feel a bit strange.
11:09Yeah, have an orange juice on me.
11:10Oh, jeez.
11:15What do you think of this place?
11:17Well, it's a pub, isn't it?
11:18Yeah.
11:19I'm thinking of leaving.
11:21Oh.
11:22Yeah, well, it's not very healthy, is it?
11:24If it's having this effect on Sharon, then what's it going to have on me?
11:26What do you think?
11:27But at this precise minute, nothing.
11:31Oh, great, you made it.
11:33I was just telling Sharon about Dan, who would credit him with so much fellow fooling, eh?
11:37That'd be so hard on him.
11:39I didn't think you was going to be here.
11:41No, I didn't think so, either.
11:42You're supposed to be looking after Martin.
11:44Yeah, so you can go to work, not come over here to the pub.
11:47Grant's looking after him.
11:48Anyway, this woman from the education said I've got to be more assertive and do what I want
11:51to do, so here I am.
11:53Oh.
11:53Well, I thought me and Kath was just going to have a quiet drink.
11:56I'm not getting in the way, am I?
11:57No, of course you ain't.
11:59Oh, you're right.
12:00Perhaps I should be at work.
12:02Oh, Pauline!
12:05I used to have been having words or something.
12:07No.
12:07Was she all right?
12:09You know, Mum.
12:11I'll go get another drink.
12:12All right, love.
12:18I don't add to your problems, do I?
12:20No.
12:20No, no, no, no.
12:23Not that you're not on my mind a lot.
12:24Oh, don't worry about me.
12:25It's only a week away.
12:27Look, stop and have a chat, eh?
12:28I'll move on to Kath.
12:30Well, I'll save some lunch and we can eat later.
12:31I mean, Angie's awake.
12:32People will see.
12:33Well, we'll eat upstairs after we're clothed.
12:36I mean, if Sharon comes in, you always say you're waiting for her.
12:39Oh, come on, stop and have a chat.
12:40I mean, you ain't got anything else planned for the rest of the day, have you?
12:42Just waiting for the happy event.
12:47Late.
12:48Ben, what exactly did you do for the mob?
12:51I don't want to talk about it.
12:52You didn't do nothing, did you?
12:54It's only because the old Bill have arrived, didn't they?
12:55They cleared off their own accord, didn't they?
12:56Well, if that's what you want to think.
13:03Local celebrity gives exclusive interviewing, is it?
13:07Rita, she survived the mother's ordeal.
13:09Who's that, then?
13:10Well, me, of course.
13:12Where can I stick it?
13:14Don't tempt me at.
13:16Yes, I should order your copy early, in case they run out.
13:21This is the right stuff, isn't it?
13:22Look, don't worry, we sort it out.
13:24Oh, I should let Dan have a look at that.
13:27Very clever, Dan.
13:28Why is he the other boy all of a sudden?
13:30Because he's good and brave, that's why.
13:32And I'm collecting for him.
13:35I'll leave you off.
13:36Well, we've got to do our tattoos properly, haven't we?
13:40Oh, we are it.
13:41Sue, you tried to do it on me?
13:43Well, they didn't come back, did they?
13:46Look, I want my kids to grow up somewhere where it's safe.
13:50I'm getting fat, aren't I?
13:52Yeah.
13:58Isn't this nice?
13:59Dan, I really don't think...
14:00Oh, relax.
14:02I can't.
14:03I mean, here's me having your kid,
14:04but we haven't really done any of the normal things together, have we?
14:07Like eating.
14:08You mean you couldn't face me across the same table every day?
14:11I wouldn't say that.
14:12That wasn't an offer.
14:13What, you mean you couldn't face me?
14:15Oh, a woman who doesn't judge me.
14:17Oh, I could.
14:18What do you think...
14:19Well, go on.
14:21Was it true what you did about the mob?
14:24Oh, it's good.
14:25It's really nice, helping out the square.
14:27It's nice.
14:28Anyway, Mum's out and Dad's probably having a kid.
14:30Oh, damn.
14:33Yeah, she keeps wanting to talk to me when she's out of luck.
14:37Here, come on.
14:41Sit down, eh?
14:42I mean, what do you say to someone who's going to marry Lofty?
14:45Don't suppose she's got no option?
14:47Well, I never got married.
14:48Yeah, you know a lot of things I need to know.
14:51You're not pregnant.
14:52No, don't be daft.
14:54Well, the only other thing I know about is stripping.
14:56And leaving home.
14:58It's funny.
14:59Sharon doesn't seem to like you looking out for her.
15:02I find it a bit difficult when she moans on about you.
15:04Does that a lot, does she?
15:06Well, lately, yeah.
15:07It's probably normal.
15:09She must be exaggerating, though.
15:11No one's that bad.
15:12What, not even me?
15:13Den, I know you.
15:15Yeah, well, everyone keeps saying thanks.
15:17Well, it's nice.
15:19No, usually the old world's slagging me off.
15:21It seems I'm here other week.
15:23I think Sharon's lucky to have you.
15:26I do get scared sometimes.
15:28But then I know you're just across the street.
15:31Den, you won't do anything daft, will you?
15:34I mean, all this mixing around crooks is dangerous.
15:37You must feel the same way about your parents.
15:39You left home.
15:40It doesn't mean to say I hate them.
15:42They just kept me too close, that's all.
15:44My dad and my brothers just wanted to look after me.
15:46Only I wanted to look after myself.
15:48So you've got yourself pregnant.
15:49You didn't do it very well, did you?
15:51If that's what you think, don't ask my advice.
15:54Sorry.
15:56Anyway, I had a great time.
15:57Music like you'd never heard.
15:59Just all in a crowd together.
16:00Not Catholics or proddies.
16:02Just all together.
16:03So if you can do it, Mary, why can't I?
16:05You've got everything you want here.
16:06Why leave?
16:07Anyway, what are you going to do for money?
16:10Now, there have been times lately
16:11when I've wanted me dad to stop me going out.
16:13Just stand in front of the door and say no.
16:15Oh, you see, my dad's all mouth.
16:17He thinks he's looking after me,
16:19but when it comes down to it,
16:20I can always get him to change his mind.
16:21How do you respect a bloke like that?
16:25Money.
16:26I'm going to need money.
16:36Good.
16:36He's been so busy chatting, he hasn't even cashed up.
16:39So what are you going to do when that runs out?
16:41Ask daddy for some more.
16:42I'll find something.
16:43I haven't lived here for years without learning
16:44all the crooked ways there are to make out.
16:46But I thought that's what you were running away from.
16:50And then someone said that Lofty was just like my dad
16:53and I was fitting into the same pattern again.
16:54Just repeating it.
16:56It doesn't have to be like that, does it?
16:58No.
16:59I mean, otherwise nothing would change.
17:01Yeah, well, you're young enough.
17:02Me?
17:03Well, when I married Hans, things just went on from there.
17:06And if I was honest, it was a bit like my mum.
17:09I've always broken the law.
17:10I mean, not conspicuously, I've just bent it a little bit,
17:12you know, just a bit like my dad.
17:14I thought I was different.
17:15Fact your aunts.
17:16Oh, I'd love to get it right just for once.
17:19But you have.
17:20You've helped the whole square.
17:24Look, you've got to want something bad enough.
17:26You can't start from nothing.
17:28At least sort that out.
17:29I'm off with the raggle-taggle gypsies O.
17:32Remember that from school?
17:33I like that.
17:34The gypsies that live under the flyover.
17:38Thank God, I wonder what he can be saying to all this time.
17:41What can I do?
17:43I don't know.
17:44I just thought if you could handle the mob,
17:45you might be able to help me get through.
17:47I didn't.
17:49What?
17:50Coincidence.
17:50The firm left just there and asked me to help.
17:52Therefore, jumped to the wrong conclusions,
17:53and here I am, Mr Wonderful.
17:55So why are you telling me?
17:57Because you've always been honest with me,
17:59and I'm a marginality.
18:00I mean, considering it wasn't the best way to get pregnant, was it?
18:02And now everyone's thanking me for something I haven't done,
18:04and I like it.
18:05I only wish I was the year old I wanted.
18:06Then don't do this.
18:07Not now.
18:08I mean, right now, I need to know that in an emergency,
18:10you're here and you're strong.
18:12Well, judging by recent events,
18:13I'm about to get my comeuppance.
18:15Some real villains have got hold of my number.
18:17What?
18:18I'm scared.
18:19Then do something.
18:20Now, why did you have to get involved?
18:22Why didn't you call the police or something?
18:23I can't.
18:24I've just got to sit here and wait.
18:25Dent, my baby needs a father.
18:27Look, I'm sorry I put all this on you.
18:28I mean, I just wanted to cheer you up,
18:32make sure you were all right.
18:33Yeah, instead of which, you've lumbered everything on me.
18:35Well, never meant to be that way, all right?
18:36Look, I'm sorry.
18:37I just needed someone to confide in, that's all.
18:39Then where's the lady?
18:41Away.
18:43Dent, I've got to think nice things about you.
18:44Otherwise, what am I supposed to think of the baby?
18:48Sorry.
18:50Wrong again, Dennis.
18:52No, it's all right.
18:53I don't get much right myself, do I?
18:58Dad?
18:59Oh, there you are, Princess, sir.
19:00You missed your lunch.
19:01So you gave it to Michelle?
19:03Yeah, well, she was waiting for you.
19:04I know.
19:04I was downstairs.
19:07Yeah, well, she was asking my advice.
19:09Shame you haven't got the same sort of time for your own daughter.
19:12Oh, I didn't think there was anything I could say that you would listen to.
19:16This one is called Edith.
19:19What a funny name for murderers.
19:21Anyway, it says these could change your life.
19:24Well, they could, couldn't they?
19:25Yeah, you're getting to them, you never get out.
19:27We used to call them best.
19:29Yeah, I love the buns underneath.
19:31Really pretty colour, though.
19:34So what should be practical?
19:35I thought we were trying to put a bit of sparkle and pizzazz into our lives.
19:39What a pizzazz?
19:41New knickers ain't gonna change me life.
19:43Not unless you're in an accident.
19:45Who wants to be a doctor?
19:46Yeah, what do you think?
19:49Have you put that money back yet?
19:51They're going a bit conservative, aren't you?
19:53These could revolutionise things at home.
19:55Yeah, what?
19:55Meet Andy in them?
19:57Painful.
19:58Martin would probably be sick down that.
20:00You'd sick down everything else.
20:01Yeah, babies.
20:04Oh, that's nice, Michelle.
20:05I love the colours.
20:07It's so pretty.
20:10It's gorgeous.
20:12There's no point you're looking at that.
20:14You can't afford it.
20:14You're going to be a married woman with a kitty.
20:18Oh, Mick, man, I paid for this.
20:20Tony, just the man.
20:21Kath left this for you.
20:22Said you know what it was.
20:24Oh.
20:25Yeah, it's funny how little things in brown paper bags always sell her, isn't it, Tom?
20:29She's too young.
20:30It's only a bit of fun, then, isn't it?
20:32Of course, it's a bit quiet, isn't it?
20:33Yeah, well, not only has Kath nicked half my clientele, she's only got showering over there.
20:36A kid is 16 at an underwear party.
20:38Well, she does wear it, don't she?
20:39Yeah, but there's underwear and there's underwear.
20:41Michelle will be over there.
20:42She's only 16.
20:43Michelle's different.
20:44Oh, you mean, because she's been got at, she don't count.
20:47Because her kid ain't in the family, mate, don't mean she don't know a thing or two, mate.
20:50Sharon's only a kid.
20:51It's all right.
20:52Me and him will be over there later.
20:53No, I've got all the garters I need, thanks, Dan.
20:55I thought it'd be a good idea with crushing unaware, like.
20:58What, did you just see some birds in their knickers?
21:00Yeah, it'd be a right giggle.
21:01We pretend they'd be a right naughty.
21:02Tell them off.
21:03Come on, it'd be a laugh.
21:03Oh, yeah, marvellous how some people get their fun, innit?
21:06Yeah, go up, Dad, will you?
21:09It's only me.
21:11Oh, so it is.
21:12Look.
21:13I was making an entrance, you see, because I'm a celebrity now.
21:16There doesn't seem to be anyone in.
21:18Where is everybody?
21:19Oh, I'd like to see that it doesn't seem as if you've been invited to the party.
21:24Oh, but I have.
21:25Only took some time to get all this on, you see.
21:28Well, I thought you were babble, that sort of thing.
21:31I'm not going to let fame go to my head, Dan.
21:34Well, then you best pop across the road before the pick of the Knicks goes.
21:37Yes.
21:38I think I will.
21:39Come on, it'd be a right laugh, son.
21:41Sharon doesn't need them and Michelle can't afford them.
21:43She'll have to buy them, then.
21:44Well, looking at stuff all night that she can't afford will make her really happy, that is, eh?
21:48Well, come on, son, it's your early night.
21:50Do I have to, Dad?
21:51Yeah.
21:53I'll have a word with them, then, all right?
21:54Kath?
21:55Yes, Dan, love.
21:56Um, Angie's phone said, er, she's sorry, but she's been held up.
22:00Uh, but she did ask if perhaps you could stick a dressing gown aside for Michelle.
22:04Yeah, yeah, for after.
22:07What, a collection?
22:08Yeah, of course.
22:09Uh, stick us out for 20 quid.
22:12OK, darling, yeah, see you later.
22:13Um, and Angie's really sorry.
22:15Seems that she's been held up west.
22:16All right, bye.
22:18Thought you had a nerve from Angie.
22:19Don't ever creep up on me again.
22:21Is it all right if I pop out for half hour, then?
22:23Yeah, go on.
22:25Here, girls, this is me.
22:27Midnight Express.
22:29I see I'm whizzing around all night looking after Arthur and Michelle and the baby and mum.
22:36I don't know.
22:37You think you know yourself, and then one day you take a long look and...
22:41I'm getting old.
22:42Yeah, come on, Mary, do some muddling.
22:46Oh, go on.
22:46Yeah, I'll be right.
22:47Go on.
22:48Use my room.
22:49Go on.
22:49Yes.
22:51Strike to me, if you have to wear this lot, you're already mad, is it?
22:53Oh, thanks a lot, Sharon.
22:55Do you know, just once in a while, it's actually good to wear something pretty for a change.
22:58Stupid.
22:58Is it really nice if they're going to make any difference?
23:02Here, can we have a drink?
23:03That one's bought nothing yet?
23:05Oh, well, I've just got used to myself and me winces.
23:07Have you seen anything you like, sir?
23:09Yeah.
23:11No, it's nice, though.
23:12Here, look, we're having a little collection from the show if you want to give anything.
23:16Oh, hang on.
23:18The door's open.
23:18I think I might go home in a minute, Sharon.
23:21Oh, don't worry.
23:22He's telling me.
23:24Oh, hello.
23:25Oh, so this is what you're all at.
23:29I didn't think you'd be interested in it.
23:31Oh, you knew it.
23:32Oh, I like that.
23:34Don't ask me, as loud as it is.
23:36Oh, lovely.
23:37Lovely.
23:38Oh, lovely.
23:40Oh, sorry.
23:41Yay, you've been float-dastic.
23:43Give Dr. Leg a favour.
23:45Yeah, give it me.
23:47Go on.
23:47I'm going to get into it.
23:49Oh, I am.
23:51I don't know.
23:51I'm going to get into it.
23:53We all found 40, do we?
23:55Hey, what do you think, Michelle?
23:56Who am I ever going to get into it?
23:58Ian!
23:59No, we're having a little bit there from the show,
24:01I hope you can never give anything.
24:02All right, all right, all right.
24:03I'll give you some a minute.
24:04Come on, you're a shower.
24:07All right, girls, this is cold.
24:10I'll have to see.
24:12Oh, hi.
24:13Oh, this is cold.
24:15What's that?
24:16All eight.
24:17What do you think about?
24:19What do you think about?
24:21Oh, here we are.
24:22Oh, here we are.
24:22What's this when it's all floating?
24:24This is cold.
24:25I put it in place.
24:26Oh, no.
24:27Winter in Walford.
24:29Get him up or get him down as you might.
24:31Hey, hey, hey.
24:33It's nylon, isn't it?
24:35From me to you.
24:38There's one other thing.
24:39Mm-hmm.
24:40The outside paintwork.
24:42I'm getting there.
24:44Hannah, I tell you, it all takes time.
24:46Yes, but even with the money I get from Neville, I'm not going to be able to get a mortgage
24:49on the first floor if the place doesn't look good.
24:52The first floor?
24:53Hmm.
24:55I want to buy it.
24:56What do you think?
24:59What, yeah?
25:00Oh, no, no.
25:05I thought we were living together.
25:07I have a collection.
25:08Yes, a collection for Dan.
25:10Why, is he having a baby and all?
25:11You ought to be very proud of your brave daddy.
25:14Cheryl, look, we had a little whip round.
25:16I thought you might like to put yourself out of something nice.
25:17We got about 30 quid.
25:19Yeah, well, Angie and Dean gave most of it.
25:21Oh, that's great.
25:22Go on, Cheryl.
25:22Well, um...
25:23Go on, love.
25:24You sure?
25:24Yeah, go on.
25:26Oh, that would be good.
25:27And I'll have this, then.
25:28Oh, that's all right with everyone, aren't you?
25:29Thank you very much.
25:30Yeah.
25:31Best of luck to say.
25:32It's lovely.
25:33Nice one, Dad.
25:34That went down really well, didn't it?
25:36Oh, and I thought you never, ever got anything wrong.
25:40Are you sure you don't mind me waiting?
25:41Do what you like.
25:42Well, if I didn't need to see Michelle about the bike,
25:44I'd, um...
25:45I don't know where my parents are doing my brain in.
25:46Yeah.
25:48Pauline, what do you think I should do?
25:50Tell her where I've gone.
25:51Where?
25:52Where I don't have to listen to other people's problems
25:54and I can get a decent nice kick.
25:59He's a bleeper.
26:00A party blooper.
26:02A pooper?
26:03Shh!
26:04That's what Willie does.
26:05Oh, can't you shut up about it, Ed?
26:07No.
26:08Nice blouse.
26:09Oh.
26:10It's Angie's.
26:12The other way, then.
26:14Here.
26:17I brought you this.
26:19You see, I had a collection for you,
26:22but there's not much you can do with £1.27p,
26:26so this is William's medal.
26:29And I want you to have it.
26:32No, no, Dan, I insist.
26:36You deserve it.
26:38Here.
26:39There.
26:40Here.
26:51I see you, Dan.
26:52Oi.
26:52I want to have a whirl with you before you shoot off.
26:54Leave my kid alone.
26:55She doesn't need another dad.
26:56She's got me and I know what's best for her.
26:58You?
26:58You can't even sort out what's best for yourself, mate.
27:00Well, at least I've got some life for me.
27:02I'm not sitting up in some boring tower block
27:03gazing down on the rest of mankind.
27:05Don't you think a kid who keeps talking about her real parents
27:07must be unhappy?
27:08It's a phase.
27:09We all go for it.
27:09We all dream we were someone else
27:10wish that life had dealt us a better hand.
27:13Just come say thanks.
27:15Yeah.
27:15Thanks a million, Dad.
27:20Pauline!
27:23Pauline!
27:28Pauline!
27:29Pauline!
27:32Pauline!
27:34Pauline!
27:35Pauline!
27:36Pauline!
27:36Pauline!
27:37Pauline!