00:07all right time now to play what's she on what's she on her name is crooked jess
00:17crooked jess is from saint petersburg florida thank you for listening crooked jess she lived
00:25up to her alias when she pocketed 60 bucks meant for a police buy and bust operation
00:34crooked jess 41 years old also known as jessica straubel accepted the money from an undercover
00:39deputy to purchase something then vanished into a nearby property's backyard and never returned
00:47sure it's not crooked jeff time out dave it's jessica straubel okay looks like earnest
00:57who knows earnest goes to saint petersburg yep everything is different everything is changing
01:04yeah a deputy waited over an hour before concluding that crooked jess had stolen the money
01:11with no phone number on file officers had no way to locate her months passed before she was finally
01:16arrested along with theft charges they did find something in her panties what part of her do you
01:22think is crooked her dick is that what you're saying i don't know i didn't say anything you
01:30gave a little dick finger i think that was just meant for the boys well you put it in front
01:37of him
01:38and he's gonna blurt it out so trans maybe you wanna trans you need like a privacy thing when you
01:47don't want dave to see you you gotta close your blinds you don't want me to see yeah thanks yeah
01:53i guess what they're saying oh i guess you would totally think jessica used to be
01:59jess i just think crooked jess looks like a jeff yeah my i mean what's nuts about that is if
02:11she's not if that's just a 100 lady jess jessica straubel okay but i mean that doesn't mean anything
02:19either what is crooked jess on is the question she looks tired uh benadryl
02:28too benadryl that's what i look like educated in all the different drugs two different things she was
02:33purchasing something from the cop for 60 bucks and then they found something in her panties when
02:38they busted her it looks like a downer rather than yeah i mean i would guess say heroin yeah that's
02:44a
02:44good guess okay uh how about some fentanyl ding ding ding ding in her panties when busted you just
02:52if you're thinking heroin you just go right to fentanyl now yeah that's where you gotta go yeah
02:56that's where you gotta go she was trying to purchase crack cocaine from the cop oh okay but
03:03when they found her months later and arrested her she had fentanyl in her panties sure
03:10what are you doing for her panties i don't know what's going on down there no one does those
03:19panties are what's in her panties i bet more than you think it's nasty according to chuck a crooked
03:26little dick i don't know i mean she looks like earnest so i don't know what to say oh she's
03:33guaranteed
03:34it is tough because because can drugs just do that to you you're just like a normal looking
03:39lady and then you take the wrong drugs for too long and then you look like earnest goes to camp
03:44i don't know it's like a man's neck i know the next get away i know that's what i was
03:49thinking
03:49i get it i'm seeing it i'm really seeing it i mean there's nothing in the store no because they
03:58won't
03:59you know you'd have to find her i don't think that she's gonna have she's not you don't think
04:06she's a social media type i'm not sure she's not been on the streets oh she's probably been on the
04:13streets that can't no no no is that her there she is
04:22the weirdest things come up when you google someone's name yeah but if if she was a man before
04:29yeah i know what is that is that it's chuck's post lgbtq friendly roommate wanted
04:40no no i'm gay
04:47ah shoot okay that's a crazy thing to say
04:52people just tuned in oh who cares it's all right who cares i need a roommate
04:58someone said i love me a girl with a crooked dick i bet they do yeah so determine for yourself
05:04just
05:04google crooked jess the story will come up you see yeah what's in what's in the panties you can
05:10determine yourself oh convictions for prostitution so oh but it could be yeah once again you just
05:18never know everybody is up for grabs it's very possible it's a lady who's just done too many
05:24things and just just looks at looks like another it's just like another poster for this is why you
05:30stay away from the hard stuff and stick to the classics and this is her florida arrest from oh
05:35no oh that's her 2010 that's yeah that's from 16 years ago she's just a manly looking lady yeah
05:42because of the drug the drugs kind of and that it's it's getting older hasn't helped like the past
05:50oh i don't know i don't know 2013 i don't know hold on i'm confused that looks like a roadie
05:59for guns and
06:00roses
06:04i don't know what's happening is this a hundred percent jessica marie it says female on her
06:10i know well stay away from the crack ladies it'll make you look like a man
06:15oh my god we got tons holy wait hold on there it is there it is what year is that
06:222008 but that's
06:24still a lady oh she's always been but look at 2008 as well okay yeah but keep going it's like
06:31wait look at that is it getting older no it goes back to 2007 that was her first arrest she's
06:37always
06:37been a lady that was at 22 years old she's gone through a manly phase okay but what if it's
06:42the
06:42other way what if we're getting this backwards oh what you mean fool oh yeah what you mean right
06:50no yeah the other way going the other way what ftm she's becoming a man yeah that's the way it
07:00looks
07:00she would have changed your name then right can't call her jessica yeah well the thing is this is
07:04florida right so florida doesn't care like what you call yourself it's whatever your birth certificate says
07:11you know because that's trevor lawrence
07:17but i mean that's not and that was when's this one 2010 she stayed out of trouble for quite a
07:27while
07:28until this recent arrest well she definitely lived a lady life for a while but she's a hooker too
07:35i don't want to look like trevor lawrence you're switching over that should not be the goal i'd take
07:41it if you're switching over that should not be the goal you switching chuck i'd switch depends on those
07:48roommates is there a dick in them panties you decide i don't know it's tough to say i mean like
07:54we're
07:54getting a couple shots of the neck area and i'm not really seeing no it might not even be an
08:01official
08:02transition right just be it just might be i want to look like this yeah exactly you know like i
08:08just
08:08want to you know yeah a little more manly mug shots yeah it is wow when you're just when she's
08:16hooking
08:17right that's the whole thing right you're getting you're getting arrested all the time how how like
08:23how many like in a row was it um like in 2007 to 2010 well actually to 2011 that was
08:33a lot yeah
08:35and then it looks like she was clean for a little while maybe a one here with no mug shot
08:41fentanyl possession back in uh a couple years ago yeah she was pretty good for a while there
08:48wasn't good at not getting caught maybe or found somebody to settle down you know
08:55or moved and the mug shots are just from a different place now could be you know
09:04who knows it's it's a tough one like i said i mean what i really i think
09:09like as a guy i think i if i got arrested and my mug shots got out there and everyone
09:14was like
09:15that's a lady i would wouldn't feel the best about it and i'm sure she wouldn't feel the best about
09:20like
09:21i'm born a lady and everyone is thinking i'm a guy that's pretty terrible too i don't think she cares
09:26that's what the drugs are for so bottom line bro or ho i don't know whatever crooked just wants to
09:33be
09:33exactly exactly yeah um do you do you yeah you do you as dave would say you do you you
09:40do you but
09:40either way i know the panties are a mess whether it's a bro or i know they're dirty i don't
09:46yeah
09:46i don't think you want to venture there no no you're right don't go in her panties that's
09:52the message we'll find fentanyl that's what we know yeah yep yep and whatever else
09:58panties roulette i down speaking of fentanyl downtown yesterday you see another hooker no i saw
10:04three fentanyl folds oh they're scary they don't make sense it doesn't it doesn't add up you're just
10:13trying you just got so crazy it's so out of control yeah don't do fentanyl no this is dave hunter
10:23asking you yeah i mean it's just public service announcement please don't do fentanyl yeah i mean
10:30you know for a while there's like so much you know i think we were all afraid of it you
10:34know like oh man
10:35you're gonna get a tiny bit of fentanyl mixed in your other stuff and now i think people are just
10:39flat out just buying it
