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00:06Ah, there you go, Your Majesty, looking beautiful.
00:12Georgie, boy, nice French, dude.
00:15You're like a walking barcode.
00:20I'm changing.
00:21What?
00:22Oh, no, Georgie, no kidding.
00:24It's all right, I've got something.
00:26Don't worry, Vicks, you've still got it, darling.
00:28There you go.
00:30I thought today was about letting our hair down.
00:33I'm bored.
00:40All right?
00:41Back already?
00:42I just came back for a quick costume change.
00:44What have you got there?
00:46Nothing.
00:47Oh, Barney, you lie like a rug.
00:50Come on.
00:56Oh, darling.
00:58Look, I appreciate the thought, OK, but hiding them ain't going to make it go away.
01:05I brought them back from the bar so that I can go from here.
01:09I know.
01:09I just thought I could wait.
01:11Today's meant to be a day off.
01:12You deserve a break.
01:13And what with you, Harry and Kodo, looking after Ivy?
01:17Have you seen three men and a baby?
01:19Oh, darling, I'm kidding.
01:22Oh, as usual, you are the least of my worries.
01:28So, take your pick.
01:30Er, that one.
01:32But actually, both would look good on my bedroom floor.
01:36Mum.
01:36What?
01:36She said it's a day off mum mode.
01:38Do you know what?
01:39Today is going to be a great day.
01:42Yeah, great day.
01:49The old man on the bike, is he OK?
01:53Yeah, darling, he's absolutely fine.
01:55He jumps straight back up again.
01:57What, so it's my fault some genius decided to put the brake and the accelerator next to each other, is
02:01it?
02:01I don't think you could blame the van on this one, Mum.
02:03Please just call your Aunty Nick and find out where we can put this thing.
02:07How have you got 600 unread emails?
02:12It's got a voicemail.
02:14All right, well, we'll find somewhere.
02:268-8, what?
02:27What are you doing?
02:28Right, have you got any idea what time it is?
02:30Oh, I think about 9 o'clock, innit?
02:31Yeah, I know what time it is, you idiot.
02:33But our music licence don't start till 11.
02:36We've already got the council on our back.
02:37Listen, Kat, it might be raining right now, but it's happy rain.
02:40OK, that's why I want you to get into the carnival spirit.
02:43Come on.
02:43Yeah, that's going to really put hairs on my chest, innit?
02:46All right, it needs to go with you.
02:47Go...
02:48Shut up!
02:53I love it.
02:53It's perfect.
02:55Just over here, please.
02:57What if I've got to hang over, too?
02:58Let's just tally up the morning feed, shall we?
03:00Hang on.
03:01Oh, I win.
03:02Well, you know I'd breastfeed with two if I could.
03:04Oh, and they say chivalry, ain't it?
03:06Look, someone needs to find the third gear.
03:10Mum, mum, mum, mum!
03:19Whoa!
03:22Whoa!
03:27Whoa!
03:28Whoa!
03:29Whoa!
03:29Whoa!
03:29Everyone OK?
03:30Yes, thank you.
03:30You're absolutely fine.
03:31Hello, Nick.
03:32Hi.
03:33You look lovely.
03:35Hey.
03:36Yeah.
03:37What's up, George?
03:39OK.
03:40OK.
03:40I take it you all know each other, yeah?
03:43Yeah.
03:43Sister, sister, nephew.
03:46Ryder.
03:46Long time no see, bro.
03:48Right, can we move on from This Is Your Life?
03:51You nearly killed us.
03:52I'm so sorry.
03:53I did do a speed awareness course last year, but it didn't have anything in it about peacocks.
03:57I will pay for any damage, though.
03:59Not that there is any, but if there was, I definitely would.
04:21It's just a little thank you to say, well, thank you for putting a good word in.
04:30You did put a good word in.
04:32You know what Sookie's like.
04:34Look around.
04:35Hey.
04:36You will be fine.
04:37Aye.
04:38Please, will you try again?
04:40Yeah, of course I will.
04:41OK.
04:43Right, so, how are you?
04:44Sit down, G.
04:45Yeah.
04:49Are the test results back?
04:53Right, well, at least that makes your next move easy.
04:57Well, not easy.
04:59Obvious.
04:59Does it?
05:01I mean, I'm keeping the baby, Jean.
05:03I've made my mind up about that.
05:04Good.
05:06I think a baby should be celebrated.
05:08Just, um, how do I put this delicately?
05:14Well, you can mention skin tone and not be racist, Jean.
05:17Oh, so you will tell Ravi it's not his?
05:20Well, you'll have to, sooner or later.
05:23I mean, I've just seen how long I can bury my head in the sand.
05:25Take it from me.
05:27The ostrich approach never works.
05:32Just a sign.
05:33I said I'd pay.
05:34Oh, that's fine.
05:36No, I'm done then.
05:37It's our local, Jem.
05:39They're our friends.
05:40Well, I said I was sorry.
05:41I'm sure I did.
05:43Anyway, it wasn't really my fault because the wheel on the van was doing that thing where it wouldn't turn.
05:48You're parked outside the garage, but it can't be your day, OK?
05:50Thanks, Harry.
05:51That's sweet of you.
05:52How far is it?
05:53It's just that some of our stuff's quite heavy.
05:54Well, and that matters because...
05:56Because we've only got the van until tomorrow.
05:58I mean, it'll be a bit of a squeeze, but I'm sure we can make it work.
06:01It'll be like changing rooms.
06:02I'll be Carol Smiley.
06:04My impression is spot on, to be fair.
06:06A bit before your time, innit?
06:07No, I watch compilation clips online.
06:09I love it when the owners hate the makeover.
06:11I put it on when I want to rage-bait myself.
06:13Yeah.
06:13Go on, Mum, do it.
06:16Welcome back for the reveal.
06:18Remember, no picking.
06:21Sorry, sorry.
06:22Just rewind five minutes.
06:23Don't ever do that again.
06:24But rewind.
06:26Well, I told you, last week, the hour sale fell through, didn't it?
06:28Last minute.
06:29So you said we could stay here until we find something else.
06:32I categorically did not and would never say that.
06:35Especially after last time you dropped by and played Reservoir Dogs.
06:39Well, Megan is fine.
06:40Thank you very much.
06:41And, yeah, you did.
06:42I swear, I left you a voice note.
06:43Damn, your voice notes are 20 minutes long.
06:45Once has my fault, you don't listen to them.
06:47God, this is so typical, Nicola.
06:49No.
06:50This is not happening.
06:52There is one cast-iron reason I would never agree to this,
06:55and you know it.
06:57She means, Mum.
06:58Yeah, all right, Joad.
06:59I got it.
07:01Nick, do you really think that I would be that naive
07:04as to just assume that you'd be fine with us staying here for three weeks?
07:07Sorry, what?
07:08Three weeks?
07:10Oh, do you know what, actually?
07:12I think you are that naive.
07:14In fact, I bet you were looking forward to it, weren't you?
07:15Move in, become the family counsellor,
07:18put a live-laugh-love poster up
07:19and have us dancing around like the Von Trapps.
07:21Well, excuse me for trying to be the glue
07:23that holds us firmly together.
07:24And anyway, you're wrong.
07:26Can you see, Mum?
07:27No.
07:27Could she stay with Megan?
07:29Happy?
07:29The answer's still no.
07:31All right, we'd help you if we could, all right?
07:34But Ivy ain't an easy baby.
07:36And without going into too much detail,
07:38business ain't exactly booming right now, all right?
07:41So I'm sorry, Gemma, but it's not the right time.
07:46Fine.
07:48Ryder, Jodie, let's go.
07:50Hey, hey.
07:52You might as well stay for lunch, you know, now you're here.
07:54Good like that, wouldn't you, Nick?
07:57Yeah, I would.
07:59I'd love that.
08:00But it's got to be a quick one,
08:01cos we're on our way to Carnival.
08:02George, thank you so much.
08:04Lunch will be lovely.
08:07I'll give the van a once-over.
08:08Make sure your brakes work.
08:09Oh, that's what you've done in.
08:10Oh, it's so good to see you.
08:12You've grown up so much, I can't believe it.
08:14You're such a gorgeous little kid.
08:16Chubby little show pony.
08:18How big was his massive head?
08:20Dad always said it looked like a cartoon.
08:21Babe, it was massive.
08:23I used to tell your mum it wasn't that bad,
08:24then go home and panic.
08:25I just hadn't grown into it yet.
08:27I could see it even more this time.
08:30Oh, yeah, totally.
08:30It's uncanny.
08:31You are the spirit of your grandad.
08:32No, he's not.
08:36He's nothing like him.
08:45This is nice.
08:47Nice family lunch.
08:48Dad, you don't have to say it's nice.
08:50It's really awkward.
08:51What, you think he's made it awkward?
08:53Hey, waiter.
08:55Do you remember her?
08:57My little sister that you got with?
08:59No, what?
08:59Mate, come on.
09:02What, do you want it to be awkward?
09:05Nice shoes.
09:07How much were they, Nugget?
09:08They were fake, actually.
09:10Got them off the market.
09:12They don't look fake to me.
09:14Yeah, well, that's the point.
09:16Um, are we done here so that I'll meet a mate?
09:18Mate.
09:18Yeah, when we're all finished.
09:21I'm not seeing him playing happy families.
09:22You're not even together.
09:24Tovinda!
09:25Leave him.
09:26He'll be fine.
09:28Right.
09:29Just three for dessert, Levin.
09:31You fancy Varnie?
09:35Well, let me guess.
09:36Your boyfriend's on this break.
09:39He's not my boyfriend.
09:40Oh, hard to get.
09:42I like it.
09:44And what's wrong with you two?
09:46Oh, just making a comment.
09:47Oh, well, I'm just going home.
09:49No.
09:49Bye.
09:52Wow.
09:54And then there were two.
09:57Even the book, yeah?
09:58What about us?
09:59No.
10:00Far too self-involved.
10:01I mean, even if you wore your engagement ring,
10:04they still wouldn't clock, would they?
10:06You know, a really expensive ring you're paid for.
10:10Look, can't we just enjoy it, us two?
10:12You know, before Devinder wants to DJ
10:14and Avani turns into the bridesmaid from hell?
10:17Of course.
10:18Of course.
10:21So, um, what are you up to today?
10:25Um, I've got therapy.
10:27It's later.
10:28Oh, you're still going?
10:29Yeah.
10:30I actually enjoy it, you know?
10:32I find it helps me come to terms with
10:35why the love of my life is so ashamed to admit we're back together.
10:41How many times?
10:42No, I'm just saying,
10:43I was hoping or imagining that maybe there'd be a social media post.
10:47You know, the hand with the ring, the caption saying...
10:50You know, people do those for other people.
10:51Or perhaps the lack of them is because you don't want someone else to know.
10:56Perhaps.
10:57Right.
10:58Don't be paranoid.
10:59Okay, green ain't your colour, babe.
11:01Mm-hmm.
11:01Funny.
11:04I could meet you after.
11:06Maybe.
11:08I can't.
11:09Sorry, I've got something on.
11:13Just meeting with some girlfriends, all right?
11:16Calm down.
11:17No, you have girlfriends.
11:18Sit to them.
11:20Since you severed all ties and left me to raise our kids
11:23whilst you sorted your head out.
11:25Yeah, needed to find friends somewhere.
11:28Yeah.
11:30Sounds like it.
11:44She didn't mean anything by it, you know.
11:47Just about its looks.
11:48Ha!
11:49How is the gentleman and you brought him up to peace?
11:55Am I really that awful?
11:57For saying no?
11:59I'm not going to get in between you and your sister.
12:01Oh, careful, babe.
12:02You might get piles sitting on that fence all day.
12:05My honest opinion.
12:07Go on.
12:10They're a handful.
12:11But they're your family.
12:13And if your mum isn't part of the equation...
12:15Oh, God.
12:16The thing is, George, right, Gemma, she seems like this strong...
12:20independent ball of energy, right?
12:21But she comes with strings attached.
12:24And even if I'm not in person, Mum is the one pulling them strings.
12:28Well, don't get up.
12:30Jodie's found us a hostel.
12:32It's got a two-star hygiene rating and a shared family bedroom.
12:35But, you know, it does early check-ins, so...
12:43Jem, look...
12:44Just to be clear, Mum is fine staying with Megan.
12:49I mean...
12:51She lives in a bedsit, doesn't she?
12:55Now, wait!
12:56Wait!
13:02Either you've made this hostel up cos you're trying to guilt-trip me,
13:06or it really does have a two-star hygiene rating.
13:11Well, either way, you...
13:13Well, you're obviously desperate.
13:17So, you can stay just until you work out where you're going to go next.
13:22Oh, next!
13:22Thank you so much.
13:24Oh, come here, you.
13:25And she really is fine at Megan's,
13:28because, you know, I would have thought she'd dip into her savings
13:31and disappear on a cruise somewhere.
13:33I don't mean disappear, like, overboard,
13:35although that is a true crime, Doc.
13:37I would watch with you, babe.
13:38Absolutely!
13:40Buried at sea.
13:43One way of saving on funeral cross, eh?
13:46So, I might have just told a little white lie.
13:48Oh, two white lies.
13:50Babe, what happened to giving me the day to smooth things over?
13:53Well, I got itchy feet, didn't we, Rose?
13:55Hello, Nick.
13:57Long time.
13:58How are you?
14:00You're not going to invite us in?
14:04Excuse me.
14:05Excuse me.
14:06Thanks.
14:07Here we go.
14:09Oh, no, no, no.
14:10Oh, do not tell me that the original party girl
14:13can't handle her tequila anymore.
14:15Have you tried parenting on a hangover?
14:17There's got to be a hack for that.
14:20Have a tadnit day!
14:21What, and face your land is disapproving tutting noises
14:24from across the room with a well-chosen Bible verse?
14:26No, thank you.
14:26Oh, and Jordan does a physio in the minute.
14:28Mm, OK.
14:29It gets easier.
14:31The hospital appointments, and we went through it all with Nugget.
14:34Yeah, you do kind of get used to it.
14:37All right.
14:40Do you mind if I join?
14:41You know, Kim and Howie, they're a couple of girls, right?
14:46OK, do you know what?
14:46Card's on the table.
14:47I told Ravi I was helping out,
14:49and I could really do with him believing it's true.
14:51Pull up a pew.
14:52Sure, no problem.
14:53On one condition.
14:56Shut, shut, shut, shut, shut, shut, shut.
15:00Have a lime.
15:01It helps.
15:03Right.
15:04Right.
15:04All right, ladies, having a good time?
15:07Yeah.
15:07Why?
15:08It's called hospitality.
15:12Fine, OK, well, my, um, my wedding venue doesn't extend to party favours.
15:18I mean, I've got some upstairs already made, but I just need staff.
15:23Sorry, we're already helping with Kim's wedding.
15:26I'll give you a free bar.
15:28All right, I'll give you a free bar and 50-coups of cash.
15:33Cold, hard cash for both of you.
15:35We actually love a wedding.
15:38Yeah, I will.
15:38Great.
15:39All right, let's all upstairs when you're ready.
15:41You're lifesavers.
15:43Girls, we are going to need this, OK?
15:46After three.
15:46One, two, three.
15:51It's not going down.
15:53It's not going down.
15:53It's vile.
15:57Oh.
16:00Lovely photo of you all.
16:02Such a shame how that all turned out.
16:06Decent man, Teddy.
16:07Real salt of the earth.
16:10Oh.
16:12All right, it's done.
16:13I've changed my mind.
16:14Oh, shocker.
16:15Just like that, on a whim.
16:16Yeah, I'm all about the whimsy, me.
16:18I don't want to sound rude, but Aunt Jem didn't really think this through, did she?
16:21Oh, it's a story of her life, Barn.
16:24I know it seems a bit devious,
16:26but you know it becomes a bit of a package deal, isn't it?
16:29Oh, understatement of the century.
16:31Oh, look at her, Nick.
16:32Who knows how long she's got left?
16:36Still, no.
16:38Where were you meant to go?
16:39We're the two-star hostel down the road.
16:41Right, that's it.
16:42It's Nicola's gaffe.
16:43She don't want us here.
16:44That's down to her.
16:46Finally, someone who sees sense.
16:47I was so looking forward to having three weeks quality time with my favourite sister.
16:51I'm right here.
16:52You lied to me, Gemma.
16:54To my face.
16:55What, and that's fine, is it?
16:57That's it.
16:58Stomp those feet.
16:59Always did love a tantrum.
17:01I worked better with her father.
17:04Well, when she was still a sweet little girl, eh?
17:08Tough cookie, but never cruel.
17:10That's new.
17:12I've not been kind to you.
17:14Do you want to come here and tell me all about it?
17:19I've had enough of this.
17:20So this is why we don't do Christmas together.
17:23Do you know what?
17:23This, this has been lovely.
17:25But you've outstayed your welcome.
17:27Oh, that's it.
17:28Stomp those feet.
17:29Oh, do you know what?
17:30I am going out with Ivy.
17:32And when I come back, I want you gone.
17:35All here.
17:39Snob, marry, kill.
17:42Bill, Jack, Max.
17:44Oh, 100% snob, Jack, Max.
17:47Oh, right, OK, right.
17:48You like a man in uniform, don't you?
17:50Right, right, Priya?
17:52Er, marry Phil for the money.
17:55Well, that means you're killing Max.
17:57Ah, interesting, interesting.
17:59Who's killing my fiancée?
18:02We're playing snob, marry, kill.
18:04Oh, well, at least wait until we're married.
18:07Let me get me hands on his fortune.
18:09Just a few things to keep you going.
18:12What name have you got?
18:16Um, I think I need to get some air for a minute.
18:24Not sure I remember Rapunzel bombing from her turret.
18:28Are you OK?
18:33What is it with this place of peacocks?
18:35Well, by the looks of things, it looks like a new pampas grass.
18:38Hello.
18:40Hello.
18:40Hi.
18:41Yep.
18:42Lovely place you've got here.
18:43Oh, thank you.
18:44I do love it when people play with colour, yeah?
18:46Yeah.
18:48So, any room at the inn?
18:49Er, let me check.
18:50Mum?
18:52Yes, darling.
18:53Oh, hello again.
18:54You must be sticking to the side of me.
18:56You said it.
18:57She's the one with the peacock vendetta.
18:59I really am sorry about that.
19:01At least it's time I missed.
19:02Right.
19:03How can we help you?
19:04Er, er, a pillow to lay once we re-head.
19:07Er, we had that cancellation, so room three is fair.
19:10Oh, great.
19:10Well, that's you sorted then, Rose.
19:12Er, is the, er, peacock theme more, more understated in the rooms?
19:17That's a matter of taste.
19:20Yeah, I quite agree.
19:22Ignora loves a peacock, don't you, Rose?
19:24You know, I hear the feathers make fantastic pillows.
19:28Makes up for them not being able to fly, I suppose.
19:31This way.
19:32Come on, Mum.
19:35Old people, what they like.
19:44You've got a rough deal, baby girl.
19:47Most people have at least one nice grandparent.
19:50This is the cards that you've been dealt.
19:56It's okay.
19:57They're gone.
20:00Not going carnival with George?
20:02We can babysit still.
20:03Do I look like I'm in the mood for carnival?
20:05Okay.
20:08Is nothing really that bad?
20:10It's worse.
20:11What, worse than anything you've done?
20:12Why, thank you.
20:13I'm not having a dig, I'm just saying.
20:16Look, I've forgiven you for a lot, right?
20:19And look where we are now.
20:21Yeah, well, that's because I raised you better than she raised me.
20:25Oh.
20:26That's a really nice way of avoiding the question.
20:33I love my sisters, Harry, but I can't get them without Mum.
20:39Right?
20:39So the annual trip to Spain and the occasional day out at the races, that's the price I have to
20:45pay.
20:46But pay for what?
20:47I know what you're trying to do, darling, all right, but today, it ain't the day.
20:52So because you and your mum had an argument 20 years ago, I get deprived of an extended family.
20:57Did I say that?
20:58Great.
20:59Because Jodie and Ryder are going to crash at mine.
21:01Like you said, must have raised me better.
21:13I think it was the, uh, the mayo.
21:18So, uh, how far along are you?
21:22I don't know what you're talking about.
21:24Oh, OK.
21:25My mistake.
21:27Um, do you know where Cindy is?
21:30Because my uncle says she needs help with, like, wedding prep.
21:33I hate weddings.
21:34About 50 quid is 50 quid.
21:35She's just inside.
21:37In about three months.
21:40Well, is it that obvious?
21:42Maybe pregnant women just have a sixth sense.
21:44Well, look, no-one knows, all right?
21:46Not even Ravi, so please.
21:48Mum's the word.
21:52So they're going to be, like, cousins.
21:56Like the next generation of Panasols.
21:59Yeah.
22:01Yeah, that is...
22:02That's so adorable.
22:06But you can talk to me, Priya.
22:09I get it.
22:10It's scary.
22:11Honestly, I'm...
22:12I'm terrified.
22:15Do you regret it?
22:16I mean, one night stand with Vinny, and now suddenly...
22:19Not for one second.
22:22I mean...
22:24To be honest, I didn't actually think I'd ever want kids.
22:28But, um...
22:29But now...
22:31Look.
22:33OK, whatever the problem is,
22:35is it really going to matter
22:36when it's just you and your baby in the maternity ward?
22:48So, anyway, it turns out they don't have a dog.
22:51But it was some sort of way.
22:55She must have been so embarrassed.
22:59Oh, you still eat that like a bad penny.
23:03Look, I think you and I have got off on the wrong foot, haven't we?
23:04That's another statement.
23:06What's your name again? It's Cat, isn't it?
23:08Yeah, I get it. Cat, like big cat.
23:10I like it.
23:12Right, I reckon he saw one once on Dartmoor,
23:13but I think he's probably a big Labrador, if you ask me.
23:18We'll help you with the sign.
23:19Ned.
23:20He knows a guy who repairs pictures.
23:22What's his name again, darling?
23:23Tony Frames.
23:24Tony Frames, yeah.
23:26You're right, you will.
23:27You having a drink, or what?
23:29Er, yes, please.
23:30Can I get a bottle of your second-least expensive wine
23:32and a couple of lagers, please?
23:34Make that the most expensive and, er, scotch and dry.
23:37And I will write you a cheque for the sign.
23:39And please accept my sincerest apologies
23:41for my wife's driving skills, or lack thereof.
23:44I have felt safer navigating my way round an IED in Afghanistan
23:48than having a car with this one.
23:49Rude.
23:53Oh, my...
23:55Well, that is, er, Her Majesty and Dumb and Dumber sorted
23:58and just leaves us.
24:00Alfie, barrel!
24:01Yeah, right!
24:04Well, we've still got the van for the night,
24:06so maybe we could recreate that night in Bournemouth.
24:09Are you trying to kill me?
24:14Oh, wow.
24:16Fate really is a fickle mistress.
24:19Alfie Moon is a live and breathe.
24:21Wow.
24:22Ned!
24:24Okay.
24:26What did I say would happen if you ever darkened my door?
24:31Come here, you old crook.
24:32Hey, listen to the crook, that's defamation.
24:36Right there.
24:36Tell that to the croupier with a lazy arm.
24:38Listen, I want that money fair and square.
24:40Oh, sure, you did.
24:41Look at you.
24:41You've had a shame.
24:43You've dropped some timber.
24:44Still got the dress sense, I see.
24:46You yourself, Neil.
24:47Oh, wow.
24:48Hold on a second.
24:49Is that your missus?
24:50Yeah, Gemma.
24:50So you two obviously know each other?
24:52Yes, our paths have crossed, haven't they, Ned?
24:54Yeah.
24:55When?
24:55When was it?
24:56Well, it must have been, what, 2018, 19?
24:58Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
24:59Oh, yeah, that was around the time when you was knocking up my cousin.
25:02Okay, well, I just...
25:03Kathleen, right?
25:05Yeah, Alfie did not stop banging on about you.
25:07Glowingly, I might add, told you about him.
25:10Remember the jack of all trades?
25:12Yeah, we did that booze cruise to Calais.
25:13Okay, so, yeah, it's a secret, secret booze cruise.
25:16Anyway, come on, what brings you to Walford?
25:20Funny, you should ask.
25:23Who needs the streets of Notting Hill when you've got the sticky carpets with a bit?
25:27Oh, well, we're going next year, and I am going to get absolutely blubbed.
25:39I thought you'd gone.
25:42Surprise!
25:43Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, you'll never guess what.
25:45So, a few years ago, Ned took on this job in the city, right?
25:49And when he was there, he met this bloke, tried to mug him off in a game of pool.
25:52But, you know, Ned, you can't kid a kidder.
25:53Anyway.
25:54There you go, Ned.
25:55That's the tour, mate.
25:57Yeah, thanks.
25:58Um, yeah, you know, I've been thinking, you know, I know you've got nowhere to stay.
26:03I'm sure Mrs Moon won't mind if we, you know, we can set up a blubbed and...
26:06No, so you're fine somewhere, yeah?
26:08You're kidding?
26:08No, you're more than welcome, mate.
26:10No, no, you've got it, you've got it.
26:12All right, Nicola, George.
26:12Hello, it's still raining out there, Jack.
26:15What are the chances, eh?
26:16I always thought he'd be shorter than having an earring for some reason, don't know why.
26:19You actually going to let him stay here?
26:21Looks like it.
26:22Love a coincidence.
26:24God's way of remaining anonymous.
26:26Oh, don't tell me you're going to sleep on an airbed on a pub floor.
26:29Oh, guest of honour at the House of Peacocks.
26:32All's well that ends well, eh?
26:34And you don't have to put yourself out.
26:37I'll get her round in.
26:38Nicola, George, what's your poison?
26:40Anthrax, if you've got it.
26:47Tantrum didn't work this time.
26:48You need a try harder.