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00:06ALFIE
00:08ALFIE
00:09ALFIE
00:09ALFIE
00:09ALFIE
00:10ALFIE
00:11Oh, Gemma, I'm a married man.
00:16What, what, what, what, what am I doing?
00:19What was you dreaming about?
00:20I know, I'm the Pope.
00:21Yeah?
00:22I'll give you a cardinal sin to worry about, can you hear that?
00:25You know what, Kat, all I hear right now is the primal scream of a gobby, overbearing wife.
00:30It's been going on for over an hour, all right?
00:31They probably haven't even been to bed.
00:33Drunk the bar dry, eh?
00:36It was a mess when we went to bed.
00:38Hey, listen, it's only Ned, all right?
00:40It's just Ned, just five minutes and I'll show you.
00:42No, not where your mind's going.
00:44Gemma, I'm a married man.
00:47Thought you got on too well last night.
00:49Oh, Kat, isn't it nice to know that even Dreamstay Alfie doesn't stray?
00:55Tell me what you do and I'll do it.
00:57Okay, okay, right.
00:59You happy I'm awake now?
01:00Right.
01:00I'm awake.
01:01Yeah, go on then.
01:03I'll go and sort it.
01:04Stop talking.
01:07Stop talking.
01:11Oh, you could have warned me about the cat.
01:13She's cute.
01:14Cute?
01:15I can hardly breathe.
01:16No.
01:17Two tours of the log, one in Afghanistan and it's an allergic reaction to a kitten that finishes you off
01:21my hero.
01:22Oh, yeah.
01:23Hey.
01:24Hey.
01:24Morning.
01:25Hope you're hungry.
01:26Oh, well, Gemma, you didn't have to do that.
01:28No, you didn't have to do that.
01:29This is a working kitchen.
01:30You should be cooking our stock.
01:31No.
01:32No, I'm one step ahead of your babe.
01:33I went to that little shop down the road, managed to get all of this for under a tenner and
01:36across the living crisis.
01:37I'll fry bread or toast.
01:38It's better than that breakfast we had in Amsterdam.
01:42Oh.
01:42Went to Amsterdam, did you?
01:44Oh, I don't know.
01:46I don't even remember getting on the plane, to be honest.
01:48Yeah, we took the train and they almost didn't let him on the train.
01:51He was out of it.
01:52Well, I would say boys would be boys, but I don't think we're allowed to anymore, are we?
01:55Ego.
01:56Bon appetit.
01:56No, you're all right.
01:58I've got to clear up after last night.
01:59And I, Cinderella, you shall have your dirty fry up.
02:02Place is spick and span.
02:03Yeah, those took a bit of elbow grease, but got there in the end.
02:08And it ain't even a bit sticky.
02:09I know.
02:10I know it's because of my special recipe.
02:11I can show you, look.
02:13So I nearly got on Dragon's Den with this, but the producers pulled it in the end because it turns
02:16out in certain enclosed spaces and combined with other chemicals, it can be a little bit like deadly.
02:22Alfie, deliveries.
02:23Thanks, Alfie.
02:24Okay, no rest for the handsoms.
02:26Trace, would you be in love and put those out for us, don't you?
02:29Yeah, sure.
02:29Thanks.
02:29And there's a plate at this funeral.
02:31Oh, great.
02:31Yeah.
02:33Love, Trace.
02:34Ain't she sound?
02:34Yeah.
02:37Cat, I know I can be a bit over familiar, but I really just want to let you know how
02:42grateful
02:43we are.
02:44No, it's fine, Gemma, but just one night, yeah?
02:47You know, my kids.
02:48My pub.
02:50You don't need to explain.
02:52We get it.
02:54I'm gonna help Alfie.
02:56I'll come back for that later.
02:58In your secret cleaning recipe, yeah?
03:10I think it was too much.
03:13No, don't be daft.
03:14Everyone loves a fry-up.
03:16Hey, you did good, babe.
03:19Hey, none of that.
03:21Come on.
03:22We'll sort this, yeah?
03:25Ed, we are flat, broke.
03:28I'm not sleeping on the street.
03:29And I'm not sleeping in a hostel.
03:31Yes.
03:33Then you know what you have to do, then, don't you?
03:36Right?
03:37Yeah.
03:38Yeah.
03:39Come.
03:41Just scrape it off.
03:42It'll be fine.
03:42We can't serve it like that.
03:48Anything else?
03:49No, thanks.
03:50I take it you're nude hospitality.
03:53Good for you.
03:54Old dog, new tricks and all that.
03:56No.
03:56Pop meets kettle.
03:59Game meets game.
04:00So, you want some more coffee?
04:02Oh, no, I'll pass her.
04:04Have you got a suggestion box?
04:05No, I don't want to do any of that online stuff.
04:07Oh, I'm all ears.
04:09I mean, it's just something I can't quite put my finger on.
04:12Maybe it's the branding, but...
04:15Peacocks are ridiculous birds.
04:18All feather, no fly.
04:20Darling, you don't need to fly to look fabulous.
04:23But I sense there's a little bit of history here, yeah?
04:25You've been attacked by some rogue flock or something.
04:28I try and avoid big birds at all cost.
04:31I mean, think of the disease.
04:33Oh, quite.
04:34I mean, God forbid we should expose our little ones to anything toxic.
04:38If you're done with breakfast, then we can settle the bill.
04:42I regret to inform you that the room is no longer available.
04:46It's fine.
04:48Our business is booming.
04:51I do worry about these quiet little backstreet hovels.
04:56Peacock Palace is on the square.
05:08Whatever you're selling, I ain't buying.
05:10No selling.
05:11Gifting.
05:12For you.
05:13Sweet sister.
05:15Babe, I own a bar.
05:17But not a bar that sells a single malt for this vintage.
05:20Two rows, Merry Christmas, love, Ned.
05:23Babe, you had one job.
05:25Bye.
05:27Don't think I might slam it.
05:28Just hear me out.
05:29Slammin' it.
05:30Just listen.
05:30Do you want me to break your foot?
05:31No!
05:34Bitch, fine.
05:35Don't worry.
05:36It's fun.
05:38You are such a child.
05:40Yeah, no, but I really just want to talk to you.
05:42Proper chat, sister to sister.
05:46Gemma, you couldn't give us hand with the cases, could you?
05:49Yeah, Rose, I'll be all right there.
05:51Then you shouldn't have lied.
05:53Have a nice day.
05:58The label, Ned, come on.
06:00Gemma?
06:01Yeah, come in, Rose.
06:02I'll be all right there, Mum.
06:05Right, so you can't buy her forgiveness.
06:07How do you appeal to her better nature?
06:10Million dollar question, innit?
06:11Ned, love.
06:13Yeah.
06:14Come in.
06:18No, Jane, I ain't told them.
06:21Well, because lunch with the kids didn't really seem like the right time to tell them that their new siblings
06:25would have a different dad.
06:28Hang on.
06:30Oh, I'll call you back.
06:39Are you serious?
06:40What are you sneaking up on me?
06:41Empty your pockets now.
06:42Mum, I'm not a kid.
06:43Yeah, and I ain't an idiot.
06:44Do you know what weed smells like to Vinda?
06:47Pockets, now!
06:55Right.
06:56Come on.
07:04Any luck?
07:06Yeah, sort of.
07:07Sort of, not really.
07:08In fact, if anything, I think you've made it worse.
07:10Nice one.
07:11Where's the dog?
07:12Oh.
07:13Cojo's looking after him.
07:14Maybe the other way around.
07:16What, so me and Bud are the only ones capable of making friends around here?
07:21Hello.
07:22Another round of tap waters, is it then?
07:24They're just building their appetites.
07:26Yeah, well, we're running a business here, not a community center.
07:29Hey!
07:29I had a donut.
07:30You are a donut.
07:33We will come in and order in a minute.
07:35Don't worry, I'll come in to you.
07:36I love your nail color boy, it's lovely.
07:38Mm-hmm.
07:40Mm-hmm.
07:43Mm-hmm.
08:08That's all.
08:09All right, all right.
08:10Right, sit down there.
08:11Go on.
08:13Now.
08:14What is this?
08:14What, work experience?
08:16I'm not paying him.
08:17Trust me, you don't want a drug dealer on the payroll.
08:19Can we have a minute?
08:20Oh, no, no, no.
08:21I love a domestic.
08:22What's he dealing?
08:23Weed.
08:24Oh, lovely, yeah.
08:25My kids never got around to selling drugs.
08:27Oh, just Grand Theft Auto, was it?
08:29What were you thinking?
08:30It's just weed, Mum.
08:31If anyone else had that, I'd be a businessman.
08:33Oh, and if I was in a zoo, I'd be a tiger.
08:35Nugget.
08:36What the hell were you thinking?
08:37Right after everything that your dad's been through.
08:39Can you just talk about that?
08:40And it's none of your business, anyway.
08:41Oi, what's the matter?
08:41Don't talk to your mum like that.
08:43I don't remember any of us asking your opinion, mate.
08:45Who is this?
08:45What, the mouse that roared?
08:47Maybe I'm just done being lectured by a bunch of hypocrites.
08:49Oi, you listen to me, all right?
08:50Your mum works hard for you.
08:51She puts food on your table, buys your clothes.
08:53You want to throw all that away by dealing with the stoners, do you?
08:56One of my customers is 81 and is arthritis, actually.
08:58So it's medicinal.
09:01We ain't telling that, though.
09:02Oh, why?
09:03Worried how he's going to react?
09:04Well, he should be.
09:05No, he'd be right pulling by these days.
09:08Let's not tell him, yeah?
09:09I don't want him spiraling out again.
09:10Oh, well, that's good.
09:11He's not quite as dumb as he looks.
09:13She ain't going to put up with it, though.
09:14Yeah, too right.
09:15Come on, get up.
09:17All right.
09:19I'm going to take the rest of the day off, yeah?
09:21Hey, that's a funny way of asking.
09:23Max!
09:23All right, chill out, relax.
09:25I know just a man that can help you, actually, with the old dad.
09:28You know.
09:28Oh, ha-ha, very funny, Max.
09:33Nicola!
09:34Nic!
09:34Come quickly, Nic!
09:36Do you think I was born yesterday, Bo?
09:38No, no, no, Nic, this is serious.
09:39Many of you lot got an inhaler.
09:41Jodie's having an asthma attack.
09:43What?
09:43Get in there.
09:47It's not here.
09:48Call an ambulance for crying out loud.
09:51Jodie!
09:52Jodie, darling, you've got to sit up.
09:54That's it, remember?
09:54That's it.
09:55Okay.
09:56Bye.
09:57Deep breaths.
09:58I knew those active lessons were going to pay off one day.
10:03Oi-yah!
10:03I let you out and you've had time to think!
10:09That explains the new trainers, then.
10:10Yeah, and where he's been sneaking off to.
10:12Just carrying on the family business.
10:13If anything, I thought you'd be proud.
10:17Do you hear that?
10:18He thinks we should be proud.
10:19It's just weed.
10:20You know what?
10:20It's good stuff, too, because this guy had something the other day, yeah?
10:22Said he was so gone, he forgot to sit down.
10:25Dovinda!
10:26Calm down.
10:27This stuff will be legal in a few years, anyways.
10:34Why?
10:35What do you mean, what?
10:36I mean, why?
10:42Now, you saw what I went through.
10:45Everything that happened to me.
10:48Now, all of that can be traced back to a single decision I made
10:50back when I was probably about your age.
10:53Yeah, the ripples took a long time to come to shore, but they did.
10:58That's a nice metaphor.
10:59In your therapist, was it?
11:02Yeah.
11:03You wouldn't know what.
11:05She was right.
11:07Now, you saw those ripples in real time,
11:09and you want to go through the whole thing again?
11:10Why?
11:12And drop the attitude.
11:14Attitude?
11:15What attitude?
11:16This ain't attitude.
11:18This is surviving, Dad.
11:19Where were you?
11:20For months.
11:21Where were you?
11:22Mum was already out with this new fella, so what about me?
11:26Okay.
11:29That's fair.
11:32So now tell me the real reason.
11:33I just did.
11:34No, no, no, no, no.
11:35Everyone justifies why they do bad things.
11:37I had the stories I spun.
11:39But it weren't the real reason.
11:42Now, you weren't dealing to put food on the table, so why?
11:49I had to do something, innit?
11:51What do you mean?
11:51In case I get left on my own.
11:54What if you went off with your new fella?
11:55Or Avani went off to uni and I didn't.
11:59Then what?
12:02It was just me and you, Dad, for so long, and...
12:05That's fine.
12:07But I didn't know if you were getting out of that place.
12:12So I prepped for the worst, innit?
12:23Gemma!
12:24All this time and you still think you can solve a problem by shouting at it?
12:28No.
12:29Actually, I'm going to use brute force.
12:31Stop it! Stop it!
12:34Let me have a look.
12:35I was a bit late.
12:37Start the doting mother act.
12:38I gave up on you years ago.
12:40Actually, Mum, I don't think it was ever a bow in your quiver, to be honest.
12:44I'm surprised you remember the speed you severed tyres.
12:46Was it worth it?
12:48I didn't have a choice.
12:50Did I?
12:51Actually, yeah, I think so.
12:54Cos I've built myself a life and I am doing just fine without you in it.
12:58Sounds it.
13:00Teddy in prison for killing a drug dealer.
13:03Barney the product of a roll around with your personal trainer.
13:07Oh, yeah.
13:09Gemma told me all about it.
13:11And what's next?
13:12Oh, yeah, that's it.
13:14Living with a man fast approaching as many wives as Henry VIII.
13:18And poor Harry, an addict.
13:21Oh, God, I need to listen to this.
13:23Joan!
13:24Stop it!
13:25Stop it!
13:30Do you know the last time we spent any actual extended time together?
13:38It's Christmas.
13:402009.
13:41Hardly of Indy's year, was it?
13:43And whose fault was that, eh?
13:45The sly digs, constant needling, trying to get a reaction.
13:49And you?
13:50Face like a bulldog chewing a wasp.
13:52Knocking back the wine like it was cheap squash.
13:55One-word answer to anything I ever said.
14:07You used to love Christmas.
14:08You were the worst at getting to sleep.
14:12Fell asleep in front of the bedroom door.
14:16I'd forgotten about that.
14:18Your dad would stay up with you, trying to get you to sleep before Father Christmas came.
14:26You always did go above and beyond.
14:28Oh, yeah.
14:30He was such a hero.
14:34Is it tiring, this tough-as-nails act you put on?
14:40You must be exhausted.
14:43Why are you even here, Mum?
14:46The longer I stay, the more I wonder.
14:56Elephant!
14:57Will she stop banging?
14:59I can't believe you agreed to this.
15:01I didn't.
15:02I'm invested now.
15:04We shall learn now.
15:05It's not right.
15:07Karma Killjoy.
15:08What if she says no?
15:10Where do we go then?
15:11Well, you can stay with us as long as you need, right, mate?
15:15The camp?
15:16Even the dog?
15:17No, no.
15:18The dog's golden.
15:20He'll win you over.
15:23And I'm sure I can wrangle one more night out of Mr Moon.
15:25There won't be any need, babe. I can feel it.
15:28As long as you can cope with her biting both your heads off and you keep my name out of
15:31it.
15:32Yeah, no, maybe that's enough now, Gem.
15:33No, that's all right, Harry. Give him another five minutes.
15:37This is my fault. I led him to this.
15:40He's a grown adult, Ravi.
15:42Gable of individual thought.
15:44Monkey see, monkey do.
15:46Why didn't you tell me about the first time?
15:49I just...
15:50I didn't want you worrying.
16:00So, they found out you're dealing drugs, then?
16:02Yes, actually.
16:05Ro.
16:06No.
16:08You know that means that I'm the favourite child now, right?
16:11I always have to make things about you, don't you, little princess?
16:12Oh, relax. What, am I stealing your thunder, Pablo Escobar?
16:15Just me, me, me, me.
16:16All right, okay, okay, okay, look.
16:21Here's the deal, okay?
16:23You're gonna make bad decisions in life. Loads, everyone does.
16:26But every time you're tempted to do something stupid, tell me, or your mum.
16:31And each time you do, we'll...
16:34We'll put a fiver in a jar.
16:36I hope your dad's so jarring.
16:37And when the jar's full, we'll do something fun, like...
16:40Like go to a theme park.
16:42Or...
16:43The football.
16:46Or...
16:48A...
16:50Wedding reception.
16:52You guys.
16:54Look, you want proof that things can work themselves out?
16:57This...
16:58This is your proof.
17:01Gonna have to see you walking down the aisle before I fully believe it.
17:04Well, you better stop believing it because the bad days are behind us.
17:07Winning for the long one.
17:10Aren't they?
17:12Okay.
17:13I'm gonna have the hen do abroad.
17:14Yeah?
17:15I'll be the stag on there.
17:16Oh, yeah?
17:18I do get it.
17:21You've told yourself a story.
17:23Wowing a tale.
17:25You needed to make something up so you could cope.
17:28That, I do understand.
17:30Oh, shut up, Mum.
17:31I...
17:32Can't be easy for you, knowing the role you play.
17:36Oh, this.
17:37Again.
17:39I could have worked through it.
17:41If you stayed.
17:42What?
17:44What, and forget?
17:45Everything that happened.
17:48Hey, everything he did.
17:51Everything I saw him do.
17:53To you.
17:54Your father was a good man.
17:56No.
17:56He wasn't, Mum.
17:58A good man who did right by his family.
18:01Loyal.
18:02A good father.
18:03A good husband.
18:05Worked day and night for you girls.
18:07No, it's just not true.
18:09Until you pushed him to the edge and he couldn't take any more.
18:13That is not what happened, Mum.
18:15And we both know it.
18:20I stopped him.
18:21No, I stopped him from hurting you.
18:28And you pretend like it never happened, but it did happen.
18:32That's enough!
18:44It is.
18:49We've got two choices.
18:52Heal old wounds.
18:55Or lose the soul forever.
18:57Oh, this is why we can't move on.
19:03Because you won't accept the truth.
19:05And it always comes back to that night.
19:09We're your family.
19:12Did she ever put you on a pedestal?
19:14I want you to be close again.
19:19But on your terms?
19:32Sorry.
19:33I didn't mean to just blurt it out like that.
19:35No, I'm glad you did.
19:38Ravonna's going to make the most unbearable bridesmaid, don't she?
19:41Oh, it's her big day now.
19:43You're just window dressing.
19:44Oh, you forget I get to choose her dress.
19:49I love you.
19:50I love you more.
19:57What?
19:59No, nothing.
20:03It's just what Nugget said.
20:05About you being out all the time and stuff like it's...
20:08Oh, come on, Rav, you ain't going to go all caveman now, are you?
20:11No, no, no, no, it's just...
20:14I just want to know.
20:17Is it someone I know or...?
20:20Would it matter if it was?
20:23Truthfully, yeah.
20:25Well, it's not.
20:27Okay, so can we just drop it, please, right?
20:29It's in the past.
20:30Cool, it's done.
20:32Good.
20:33And it is done, isn't it?
20:34Yes, Rav, it's done.
20:37You trust me, right?
20:40Yeah.
20:42Yeah, of course I do.
20:50You know, it's a good job I don't know them, I suppose.
20:52And why's that?
20:54Well, I'd have to kill him, wouldn't I?
21:03Nothing.
21:05Silence.
21:06Just let him out.
21:08Enough's enough.
21:14You okay?
21:15Yeah, I'm fine.
21:21So, how'd it go?
21:22Well, you can put the bunt in the way.
21:24First thing in the morning, we're leaving.
21:27After all that?
21:29After all that.
21:33Mate, you tried, babe.
21:34Not hard enough.
21:39What?
21:40There's a lot of water under that bridge.
21:41We weren't built that strongly in the first place.
21:43But what if this is it?
21:44What if this is the last time you see each other?
21:46Well, then at least I'll know I was right.
21:48Look, don't worry.
21:49I'll see you at the funeral,
21:50cos I'm gonna make sure that witch burns.
21:52Oh, come here, I love you.
21:54I love you, too.
22:08Oh, erm, I forgot my phone.
22:10Right.
22:12She hasn't come with an apology, no?
22:13Your understanding and generous boss.
22:16I, erm, must have forgot that on the floor outside.
22:19Yeah.
22:20And a go with Nugget, anyway.
22:22Fine, I think.
22:23I mean, he's agreed to just pack it in.
22:24I think I believe him.
22:26That's good.
22:28Look, thanks for stepping in earlier.
22:30I don't think he expected that.
22:31That's all right.
22:32You're a good mum, Priya.
22:34Just don't think you get enough credit, that's all.
22:35Yeah, or praise.
22:38Being a parent all over, innit?
22:40Thankless.
22:41Until they want money.
22:45Something a bit, er, different about you.
22:48Like what?
22:49Don't know, he just...
22:51seem a bit sad or something.
22:54Oh.
22:55Oh, it's just been a rough few weeks, but, erm...
22:58I think I'll turn the corner today.
23:00Oh, that's good.
23:01Missy, old Priya.
23:02She was fun, she was.
23:03Oh, was she?
23:04Well, she had her moments.
23:06Right.
23:06Come on, walk you home.
23:08I'm fine.
23:09No, this ain't chivalry.
23:11Cindy's got me on this pre-wedding diet.
23:13I've got to get my steps up.
23:14Still got...
23:163,000 to go at the zones.
23:19Are you done?
23:20Come on, Batty.
23:20Ha, ha, ha, ha.
23:50I know you probably don't want to talk.
23:55Correct.
23:59Maybe just listen, then.
24:05I've buried my pain for a long time.
24:09Turns out it wasn't my best plan.
24:14I don't think it's your best plan either.
24:19I get it, Nick.
24:22You hate your mum.
24:26But maybe it's worth tolerating her.
24:29Take your sisters back.
24:33It's all in between two roses.
24:41Hang on.
24:43You think about her.
24:57So that 3,000, then?
25:00Nope.
25:01Not even 300.
25:03Claimers ain't gonna write a song about it, are they?
25:09It's right dodgy characters about, isn't it?
25:11Well, I should know.
25:12I used to live with one.
25:14You don't mean that.
25:15No.
25:15No, of course I don't.
25:17It's just dark humour.
25:19Gets me through, I guess.
25:20Yeah, well.
25:21Bad times are over now, aren't they?
25:24Suddenly upland's of a happy relationship.
25:29What?
25:36There's gonna be hiccups and drama.
25:37The question is, is it worth it?
25:40So worth it.
25:42Something that matters, innit?
25:45I always thought of you as an unserious man.
25:52I'm gonna get back.
25:53All right.
25:56Don't look at my bum when I'm walking away, yeah?
25:58Don't flatter yourself.
26:00What are you looking for, then?
26:01That's why I'm thinking so good.
26:01Let's do it.
26:02Get it.
26:03Go.
26:04To the cama, get it, get it.
26:06You, you, you now?
26:14We'll see you next time.
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