00:03it is with great pride and joy i get to say these words to you it is time for the
00:09picks
00:34oh it's week zero for the record david what that should be the new opening of college game day
00:42right there all right let's get to it this is exciting we start out with a real game
00:50tcu laying eight and a half they take on unc in ireland
00:57sure hopefully belichick's bringing his because i think they're about to get ran rico beard mike you
01:03told me something that i thought was very interesting 40 freshmen on the team traveling
01:09overseas some maybe for the first time ever with a passport this thing is going to be over by
01:16halftime give me the frogs jake you making picks get in jake come on we need we got to have
01:26standings for four people get on in tcu lane eight and a half against north carolina uh tcu all day
01:31i'm
01:31not trusting the fighting belichicks no not at all uh hatchet man talk to me rico you make a great
01:39point some of these kids have probably never been away from their hometown right so i'm going tcu in
01:45this one tcu unc sucks they may not win four games this year oh and by the way tcu's quarterback
01:52a fellow harvard man like yourself so he knows what occam's razor is sure sure his cat the next tilt
02:00look out usc laying 38 and a half against the other spartans san jose state all i can tell you
02:08is they
02:08lost their quarterback frank egan or whatever it is he left how many points 38 and a half and they
02:14will
02:15cover that mike because usc lincoln riley's on a mission to show i am not a loser i can win
02:23games
02:23i'm smart he's gonna try to run up the score jake yeah i'm with rico i think at some point
02:32time is
02:33gonna run out on lincoln riley and he's probably gonna be a man on a mission running to run up
02:37the
02:37score when he can so i'll go usc the poor tuners over over the day yeah usc is gonna try
02:43to prove
02:44a lot against this new mac team in san jose state oh i'm sorry that's the other team
02:49sacramento uh yeah usc in this one usc uh we have a conference opener this is a lot like what
02:59was it
02:591998 msu and purdue the gus ornstein game all right it's virginia laying four and a half as they
03:06host nc state the whites are much better hopefully they're hopefully they're wearing their white
03:12helmets rico beard virginia nc state mike four and a half take the better quarterback you know what to
03:19do you know what to do so i'm taking nc state cj bailey there we go they lost hollywood smothers
03:27but bailey's legit okay i'm trusting you on this one and it's the better helmet over to jake i was
03:33gonna say cj bailey is a dog big dude cannon of an arm uh i'll go nc state wait wait
03:38wait wait a judge
03:39just ruled that herman moore is now eligible for virginia this week david that's great news for a team
03:47coming off an acc championship game appearance i'm sure all of their players returned from that team
03:53so let's go with virginia i can't do it their helmets suck give me nc state the points it's a
04:00conference opener come on give me the points people nothing and i mean nothing says college
04:08football's back like a mac showdown between eastern michigan and new mac member sacramento state
04:16question mark eastern yeah that's me eastern laying nine and a half who the hell are they to
04:23lay nine and a half points to anybody veteran quarterback noah kim tune-up game before he goes
04:29back to spartan stadium give me the fight wait are they the neurons no they're the eagles even though
04:36they don't put an eagle on the helmet those welfare ease give me the fighting tj langs okay
04:44there's no way he's watching this game there's there's no world he's flipping the coin is he
04:49really yes mike they're dedicating they're retiring walt church's number wait tj donated some money
04:56they're dedicating a trash dumpster with his name on it nice jake go ahead i have no idea what eastern
05:05michigan is but i'm not picking them to cover i'm going sacramento state uh what are they the bumblebees
05:10the hornets there's something b related david god i know what eastern is a powerhouse that's what
05:17eastern is going to show they're going to dominate and for the first time this year go eagles
05:24eastern should have a helmet that has a smiling poop emoji on it i wouldn't take them against dead
05:30people laying nine and a half seventh year quarterback noah kim maybe matt bonet is back
05:36give me sacramento state noted midwestern power sacramento state all right you are looking live
05:44at one of the grand old stadiums in college football we take you to the fargo dome new division
05:53one member north dakota state lay in seven as they take on jacksonville state fun fact that's not in
05:59florida no they're in alabama they are i still remember when they played msu that was a glorious
06:05friday night game but yeah they tried to kill connor cook they did i'm gonna say this welcome
06:11to the ncaa big boy division as north dakota state wins and they cover you don't walk into the fargo
06:20dome and get out alive jake go ahead bud yeah i was gonna say raucous environment inside the fargo dome
06:27that's all these people have jake i'm going north dakota state they got the fargo dome and meth
06:33that's it there ain't nothing else up there david west virginia well i'd say north dakota's got to
06:39have a bunch of meth too right i don't know what they have there okay david i always enjoy watching
06:45the game of the fargo dome to be fair it's a really nice sight to see i'm going north dakota
06:50state here
06:52chase buffington underrated middle linebacker give me north dakota state latest seven they're proud
06:57and they look like the packers jacksonville state bums stanford laying four and a half revenge spot
07:06they're welcoming hawaii to the farm palo alto laying four and a half rico beer i was gonna say
07:15the key question was who had to travel for that game and because stanford has to travel all the way
07:22from the east coast no they don't they're at home i forgot but their acc team the acc will prevail
07:29give me the fighting trees of stamp never understood the whole tree cardinal thing they they really tried
07:37to outsmart everybody and it still is not working their band is a real collection of bleep pulse uh jake
07:43please yeah uh give me the long time pride of the acc i'll go with stanford over to david there's
07:51only
07:51one reason why i'm selecting this game and this team here not even because any of the players on
07:57the roster it's because of a future player named fat boy jesus a high school quarterback in hawaii
08:04who's gonna be with with hawaii in a couple years i'm going hawaii here can we confirm that's a real
08:10person fat boy jesus let's go i once again is that a real person yes fat boy jesus caprice
08:19fat boy jesus and jesus made okay well all i can tell you is why he has a really good
08:24quarterback
08:24mike alahato he's really good and he had a high ankle sprain last week he was out there like willis
08:30reed half the games troy taylor's a good coach at stanford but man it's hard to win with nerds
08:36give me the flying hawaiians give me alahato he'll throw for 300 give me the four and a half
08:41this is arguably the game of the day i'm being very serious this could be the winner of this as
08:45the
08:45inside track being a playoff team unlv laying three and a half against that fedex money at memphis
08:51yeah rico it's a good group of poverty game uh unlv hosting lane three and a half did anybody buy
08:59unlv's team because remember they were up for sale i thought the coach said he was going to put them
09:03up for sale yeah steve win next give me uh you know what i i think you ucla unlv give
09:13me them the
09:13cover because they're going to be playing in vegas and uh memphis will be distracted over to jake i don't
09:18think there's any real home field advantage in vegas i'll go memphis in honor of the helmet draft i
09:25prefer memphis helmet more and over unlv so i'm going memphis here look i don't know who's going to play
09:32quarterback for memphis i don't know if they've made the announcement but it's they have a former
09:36five star in air noland and then they got some naia kid is it mark stokes or whatever from west
09:44florida i don't know who won the deal but i like the coach charles huff his kids whether it was
09:51at
09:51marshall he goes down to southern miss they play for him i just i like the guy and dan mullins
09:58is
09:59certified remarkable but nobody walks into the desert mike yeah but they get the better helmets
10:05they're like poverty cincinnati bangles give me memphis in the points here and this is where we are
10:10in week zero and then the grand finale here are the rules dodgers tigers if you bet the dodgers and
10:20you lose we take away two games if you bet the dodgers and win you get one win if you
10:28bet the
10:28tigers and win you get two wins if you bet the tigers and lose you get one loss we're incorporating
10:37baseball odds into this so just flat out money line correct dodgers minus 200 tigers plus 200
10:46who's coming back how emotional will he be how emotional will the team you know what
10:54nothing about the detroit tigers has made sense all year long they win
11:00go tigers oh yeah you can hear the light
11:11i'm with rico nothing makes sense about this team and for no reason other than to spite me
11:16they'll hit around tarik skuble and they'll beat the dodgers sounds about right david skuble will be
11:22too emotional to pitch well against the detroit tigers so bless you boys tigers you know what
11:28take us out give me the tigers because it doesn't make sense week one of 25 those are the picks
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