00:01It is time for the weekly tradition. It is the picks.
00:30Okay. I have TJ's selections that have been hermetically sealed. I have them. We are ready to rock. We begin.
00:39Number 13, Missouri travels to Oxford to take on number nine, Ole Miss. Ole Miss laying five and a half.
00:45Rico Beard.
00:46Ole Miss laying five and a half, Mike, could be the devil's number, but you know what? In the SEC,
00:51if you have one good week, it means you have one bad week, so I'm just going to take Ole
00:54Miss.
00:56Paul Serra. So I think this is a battle of the two best quarterbacks in the country right now. I'll
01:01take Ole Miss laying the five and a half. I just, I like Ole Miss better than Missouri.
01:04Over to David. Yeah, I know this is the devil's number, but they have a 29-year-old playing quarterback
01:09at Ole Miss. Trinidad Chambliss, who will be the factor? Ole Miss.
01:14TJ selects Mizzou, and I select the most unheralded quarterback in America who's playing as well as anyone, Austin Simmons.
01:21Give me Mizzou and the points. Game number two, buckle up. Notre Dame laying ten and a half. They travel
01:28to BYU. Rico Beard.
01:32Yeah, because my picks aren't that good, but I think for this one, I'm going to take Notre Dame because
01:38I think they are just that good of a team.
01:40The ten and a half does not scare me. Give me Notre Dame.
01:44Paul Serra. Jesus. Okay.
01:48We surprised Paul with that one, huh? Yes.
01:50And he's like, how do you know what I do on weekends?
01:53Oh!
01:55Damn.
01:57Trick or treat.
01:58He just turned him into Albert Bell.
02:02Go ahead, Paul.
02:03So I'm just, so I'm going to go with, neither team has really played anybody so far this year, so
02:09give me the home team plus ten and a half.
02:11Give me BYU.
02:12Grotesque.
02:12Can we go over to David?
02:14I think Paul's about to run.
02:15Again, BYU does not have LJ Martin in their right tackle for two years now.
02:20Gentry is out for the year.
02:22Notre Dame.
02:24TJ selects Notre Dame.
02:26I select Notre Dame.
02:27No LJ Martin.
02:28And this game resides on the shoulder of Pete Bachmeier.
02:33No, can't do it.
02:34You can't bet on a QB that wears number 47.
02:36Game number three, showdown of the day.
02:39Good thing it's at noon.
02:40Ohio State laying three and a half.
02:42They travel to Bloomington.
02:43Rico.
02:44I think Ohio State just has too much talent.
02:46I like Indiana, but they don't.
02:48Yeah, they don't look hungry.
02:50O-H-I-O.
02:51Over to Paul Serra.
02:53I'm with Rico on this one.
02:55Ohio State just has too much going for him.
02:57Jeremiah Smith's a man possessed.
02:59They're not going to be able to cover him.
03:00Give me Ohio State laying three and a half.
03:01Indiana's not the same team they were last year.
03:03Josh Hoover's not very good.
03:04Over to David.
03:09That's Indiana.
03:10Indiana, they are about to be murdered.
03:13They're not good.
03:14They're not as good as they were last year.
03:16So, Ohio State.
03:17TJ and I are going to walk into a trap together.
03:19I know we're walking right into this.
03:22I just don't think Indiana's played anyone.
03:23And I don't like Josh Hoover.
03:25And I just, they don't look right to me.
03:28And if Ohio State is real, you go and you win this game.
03:31And yeah, I mean, I know it's three and a half,
03:32but I'm going to take OSU, so is TJ.
03:35So, we're all together.
03:38Yep.
03:39That means Indiana's going to win by 30.
03:41One day away from Aiden Childs dropping his balls.
03:45Michigan State and Northwestern on the Peacock.
03:49Northwestern laying seven and a half.
03:51Rico Beard.
03:53Seven or seven and a half.
03:54We're just going seven on this.
03:57Doesn't matter.
03:58Northwestern.
03:58Okay, Paul Serra.
04:00I'm also going to go with Northwestern.
04:02And hopefully for Mike, they're throwing flea flickers
04:05in the fourth quarter up by 30.
04:08Over to David.
04:11Well, he ain't from Detroit, but you're going to hear
04:13about a touchdown black guy a lot in this game.
04:16Northwestern.
04:17TJ noted Spartan haters selects Michigan State.
04:21Oh.
04:22I, on the other hand, choose Childs.
04:29Go Cats.
04:31Game number five, Michigan, Penn State.
04:34Michigan's laying seven.
04:36Rico Beard.
04:39Michigan laying seven.
04:42They're going to play a close game.
04:44They've yet to score 20 points against a school
04:46that's worth anything.
04:48Give me Penn State and those points.
04:50Over to Paul Serra.
04:54Paul, my God.
04:56I'm going to take Michigan.
04:58I'm going to take Michigan laying seven points.
05:01Got him.
05:02Got him.
05:04I didn't hear a word he said.
05:05I'm just happy I made him laugh.
05:07All right.
05:07Over there, blushing.
05:08Over there.
05:10I'll go Penn State.
05:11He's trying to sit next to the gator right now.
05:15That's more comfortable for him right now.
05:17Give me the gator.
05:18Go ahead.
05:19What'd you say, David?
05:20Oh, Penn State.
05:21TJ selects Penn State.
05:23I do not.
05:24I think Matt Campbell's a moron.
05:26Give me U of M on a bounce back.
05:28We go to the NFL.
05:29I think it's the most intriguing game of the week.
05:31Bears laying one and a half as they travel to Hotlanta.
05:35Panics will play.
05:37Caleb up in the air.
05:39So I don't know what to say.
05:41Caleb's up in the air, and apparently he's angry at people
05:44because we made fun of him crying and going off on a cart,
05:48which tells me he's not focused.
05:50Give me my godson.
05:53I got the ATL.
05:56Over to Paul, Sarah.
05:59I'm going to take the Bears minus one and a half.
06:01I think Caleb does play.
06:03I think the Bears win.
06:04Over to...
06:06David?
06:08I'm loving this.
06:10I don't understand the Bears being a one and a half point favorite.
06:13It makes me feel like Caleb's playing, but I'll stick to the Falcons.
06:17Yeah!
06:19That's not how...
06:20Oh, you know what?
06:21I'll just forget it.
06:22That was a Seahawk, but sure.
06:24Bears for TJ.
06:25I just think, look, Atlanta got exposed on the ground.
06:28Their run defense looked fake.
06:30Ravens cut right through it.
06:31What does Ben Johnson do better than anybody?
06:33Scheme up a run game.
06:33I'll very tepidly take the Bears.
06:36TJ as well.
06:37Game number two.
06:39Bills laying four and a half.
06:41They travel to Vegas.
06:42Mr. Rico Lamar Beard.
06:44Well, Mike, at least one Spartan will have a good weekend.
06:47Give me Kirk Cousins and the Fighting Raiders at home.
06:53Paul Sarah.
06:54So I think the Raiders had a nice, cute start, 3-0.
06:57I think reality's hit them over the last few weeks.
06:59I think it will hit them again, giving the Bills minus four and a half.
07:03David?
07:04Normally, I don't like picking teams that go across the country, whether that's West Coast,
07:08East Coast, or East Coast, West Coast.
07:10But the Bills stayed on the West Coast after the Rams game, so I'm going with the Bills.
07:14I think it's a bounce back.
07:16I just...
07:16And TJ's with me on this.
07:18Raiders.
07:18I feel like Raiders got embarrassed.
07:20The Bills' defense is just as bad as the Lions, statistically.
07:24Raiders come home, a little bit of a get-right.
07:26And David, you're right.
07:27They did stay in L.A.
07:28That's a long time not to be at home.
07:29Long time not to sleep in your own bed.
07:31That's fair, too.
07:32I just...
07:32Give me the Raiders with the points.
07:33And maybe they hit the casinos.
07:35You're all.
07:35Wow.
07:37Okay.
07:37We go with Ravens laying three and a half as they travel to the Browns.
07:41Lamar will not play.
07:42FYI.
07:43I know.
07:44I don't believe in Huntley.
07:45I do believe in Lamar.
07:47So, therefore, I guess I believe in Deshaun Watson.
07:50Question mark?
07:51Browns?
07:53Paul Serra.
07:54I'm going to have to take the Browns, too.
07:56I don't believe in Tyler Huntley.
08:01Poor Paul is under siege.
08:03Who'd you take?
08:04I took the Browns.
08:05Okay.
08:05Paul's ready to throw in the towel.
08:07He's had enough.
08:08Over to David.
08:09I understand.
08:10You're right.
08:11Lamar's not playing in this game.
08:12But I cannot, Rico.
08:14I cannot trust Deshaun Watson.
08:18So, I'm going Ravens.
08:23TJ selects the Browns.
08:24I select the Ravens.
08:26I think the Browns, I agree with Paul Serra, the constituent from Lake Okeechobee.
08:30I just think it was cute.
08:32And now reality's coming.
08:33Ever since halftime at that Steeler game, Deshaun Watson has been egregiously bad.
08:38And I think the Ravens' defense continues it.
08:41Oh, boy.
08:42This one's a toughie.
08:44Patriots.
08:44Seven and a half point favorites against the Jets.
08:47Rico.
08:48Yeah.
08:49Mike.
08:51I think that Drake May looks like he's got everything all put together.
08:55But I think too many people would have pat him on his back.
08:58Give me Gino.
08:59Give me Aaron Glenn.
09:00Give me the Jets.
09:01Give me the points.
09:03Over to Paul Serra.
09:06I'm going to go with the Patriots.
09:08Drake May's really turned things around.
09:10Mike Vrabel has the team firing off on all cylinders right now.
09:12It makes me think he might be having another affair.
09:14So, give me the Patriots.
09:18David.
09:20That's all Vrabel cares about.
09:21Not this game.
09:22Go Jets.
09:23Oh, Club Rossini.
09:25My.
09:26My.
09:26Listen.
09:27I was like, R. Kelly.
09:28Yeah, that was a blast from the past.
09:30TJ selects Patriots.
09:32It's still a divisional game.
09:33And I know the Pats have won the last two weeks and look great.
09:36The Jets aren't the Titans.
09:37The Jets aren't the Dolphins.
09:39Seven and a half points.
09:41Maybe AG and David Bailey can do a little something just to keep this ugly.
09:44Maybe they lose with some class 20 to 13.
09:47Give me the Jets.
09:48Last game.
09:50Cowboys.
09:50Packers.
09:51Packers.
09:51Laying a point and a half.
09:55Mike, I look at the Cowboys.
09:57That defense is horrible.
09:59They've done everything they possibly could.
10:01And it looks like Jordan Love and Christian Watson have something going on there.
10:06Along with Golden.
10:07Give me the Pack.
10:09Go Pack.
10:10Go.
10:12Over to Paul Serra.
10:14I'm going to go with the Cowboys.
10:16I know they've won a lot of games.
10:18I just feel like the Packers aren't very good.
10:20And the Cowboys are not good either.
10:22But they're slightly better than the Packers.
10:23So, I'll take the Cowboys.
10:26Over to Dan.
10:27Yeah.
10:28A healthy Christian.
10:28Over to Dan.
10:29A healthy Christian Watson is the difference.
10:32In 10 games, he's been healthy here.
10:34Been wonderful for them.
10:35And I cannot trust the Cowboys defense, even though they brought in Mike Patton.
10:40So, Packers.
10:40And don't sleep on Matthew Golden.
10:42He was a zero as a rookie.
10:44He's been very consistent this year.
10:46He's another big play element.
10:48They have Tucker Craft.
10:50The O-line blows.
10:51And they got, what, Jacob's coming back?
10:53Next week.
10:53Next week.
10:54Yeah.
10:54I'm going to take the Pack.
10:56I just can't do it with the Cowboys.
10:58Those are the picks.
10:59Paul, I know it was an emotional minefield for you.
11:02TJ selects the Packers.
11:04Okay.
11:05Of course.
11:05Thank you for texting those in, TJ.
11:07We'll see you next week after the bye.
11:09Paul's going to need a week to recover from the audio assault.
11:1297-1.
