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Nina volunteers to hand out malassadas, but it turns into donuts. Jon insists he won't buy things, but he buy things.

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00:00For some reason, pieces of card stark that are birthday themed?
00:03Card stark.
00:10You're going to come back here and buy stuff on Saturday?
00:12Yeah.
00:12Did you see anything in particular that you liked?
00:13I saw these baby blankets and I was like,
00:17call me strength and I want a baby blanket.
00:19The whole thing is loaded up, it's all in there.
00:21And the real experts come and unload all the boxes.
00:23We've never actually been here this early at 7.30.
00:25People actually line up at 7.30.
00:28So check it out, mom is helping.
00:30We're going to make the malasadage,
00:32but they don't really have that bus here, so.
00:34Yeah, so mom had had the idea.
00:36Why don't we actually help with the malasadage
00:38since this is a problem every year?
00:39So she signed up like a month ago
00:41and then it turned out that the guy they rely on for malasadage
00:44could not do it this year.
00:46So this year she will just help hand out donuts.
00:48But next year we will start even earlier
00:50and we will make sure that this malasadage key dependency
00:53is not a blocker.
00:56Today I just got my allowance.
00:58Oh, and did you have to work?
00:59Yeah, but I took like three, four days off.
01:03You did?
01:04In one week.
01:05So it was only five days.
01:07So basically one day I just washed all the dishes.
01:11Well, that's a good girl.
01:12So now you can go buy some stuff.
01:15You are good.
01:15I might hire you if you do dishes.
01:17Oh, yeah.
01:18But I love dusting, love dusting.
01:20Oh, look.
01:21You can make little pictures.
01:22Oh, they're just a plan.
01:23And you can get so much mess off.
01:25Here you go, young man.
01:25I love dusting.
01:26I thought I heard John.
01:28I thought I heard the John call.
01:30What does the John call sound like?
01:32Oh.
01:33Yeah.
01:33Hello.
01:34I realized that there's a John language.
01:36Yeah.
01:36Oh, no.
01:37It's Oh, Noodle.
01:38Oh, Noodle.
01:39Powders, powders.
01:41Powzers.
01:42Check out some cheese powzers.
01:44Powzers, powzers.
01:45And is the Box Mac real?
01:47No.
01:48Next time on Box Mac.
01:55I do have a question for John.
02:00Is the Box Mac real?
02:02If he gets there, I'm going to ask him if the Box Mac is real.
02:04And the question is, will he understand the reference?
02:06Will he understand his own babblings?
02:09I'm pretty sure that sales are already happening over there.
02:11I don't think I've ever seen it this long for this early.
02:16We'll have to look at old video.
02:17There are way more people here this year than there have been in previous years at this time.
02:21The line is getting intense, dude.
02:23Matt.
02:24Matt.
02:25Matt.
02:26Matt.
02:27John.
02:28John.
02:28The Minecraft God.
02:30John.
02:31John.
02:32The Minecraft God.
02:34Hello.
02:35Hello.
02:36No Matt?
02:37Ah, he's parking the car.
02:38Parking the car.
02:38The concierge.
02:40Yes.
02:40I was ever so slightly delayed by a certain Matthew.
02:43I don't want to throw Matthew into the bus, but we're four minutes late.
02:46Uh, I have a question for you.
02:47Yeah.
02:48Is the Box Mac real?
02:50Um, I don't know.
02:52It might be, though.
02:53I think it is.
02:54Powsers?
02:55Powsers.
02:55And is the Box Mac real?
02:57No.
02:59And is the Box Mac real?
03:01No.
03:02Turns out all the ladies that Nina is volunteering with are, like, my old Cub Scout leader and this
03:08kind of thing.
03:08They were like, wait a minute, you're Frankie Frayn.
03:10Say hello.
03:11Give us a hug.
03:11They're not dunks.
03:12They are the ones that Lee's gets, which are nice.
03:15Okay.
03:16Yeah.
03:16I, I know.
03:17I'm trying to talk you off a clip here.
03:19No, I, I was prepared.
03:20You, you know, you did tell me in advance.
03:22Yeah.
03:23I had some time to accept it.
03:24Well, next year is going to be a different story.
03:26Is that true?
03:27Because now that we're in.
03:29Yeah.
03:29We're in.
03:29Nina and I were at home.
03:30I started musing and I said, why don't we make sure the Malasadish happens this year?
03:34And she said, oh, good idea.
03:35So she contacted the parish and she said, I'd like to volunteer to hand out the Malasadish.
03:40And they said, oh, that's amazing.
03:41We can never find anybody.
03:42We need people.
03:43I wonder why.
03:44I wonder why it's so, uh, it's an avoided task here.
03:47Well, especially when you, given that there's such participation in the actual event, it
03:50is a big, and she was saying that like, she's learned that this is their big event.
03:53They really do.
03:54They start talking about this in April.
03:57So, so she's been like coming to the church, like after work and stuff and helping prepare.
04:01Everything was going really well.
04:02And then we woke up one morning, she went, Frankie, are you awake?
04:05And I said, yes.
04:07And I thought she was going to announce that somebody was dead.
04:08She was like, Malasadish isn't happening.
04:11And I was like, no, why?
04:12And she said, well, because there's some guy, he's like a key dependency.
04:16He said that it takes like a full week and lots of handmade effort to get to the point
04:20where you can actually do this.
04:22I mean, boo-hoo, this is the event.
04:23This is what you do.
04:24Well, I think, I think they pull a favor with this guy and this guy fell through.
04:26So now they're left with just donuts.
04:29So now Nina is volunteering for five hours to hand out donuts.
04:32Not even make them, just hand them out.
04:33Yeah.
04:33Maybe if enough of us make enough of us stink, they'll offer that.
04:37No, no, there's no stink to be made.
04:38What you need to do instead is actually get involved and do it.
04:41Like you have to replace that guy.
04:42And if you do that, they'll be Malasadish.
04:46We need a Matt Matt rap and a John Pops song.
04:50I don't think you're ready for this.
04:52Back up.
04:52John.
04:53John.
04:54The Minecraft god.
04:56Matt.
04:57Matt.
04:59John.
05:01It's easy to learn.
05:02John got a reference to Minecraft.
05:03I'm just a footnote.
05:05He's just a guy.
05:05An asterisk.
05:06He's just an asterisk.
05:07An asterisk.
05:08Maybe if you make another song, you can include something about bubbles and kites and
05:12bullet-print button-down shirts.
05:14I was telling John, the ladies she's volunteering with are the Perrys and the Andersons, and they
05:18were like my Cub Scout leaders, and one of them worked with my mom at a hospital for
05:22many years, and so they were like, you know us.
05:24And then I said, yeah, well, we do a video here every year.
05:26And they go, yeah, we know.
05:28And they were like, and also, you did one at the Westport Fair.
05:30It was so funny.
05:32They follow it all.
05:33We are one of the major local news sources.
05:36Yeah.
05:36My watch is perfectly synchronized.
05:38Oh, that's right.
05:39You've got a show coming up, huh?
05:40Yeah.
05:41You want to do your dance?
05:42Time to say goodbye.
05:47If I had roses, I'd be throwing them.
05:51Last year was when I got that cowboy hat.
05:53Oh, yeah.
05:53And so this is the one-year anniversary of my cowboy hat journey.
05:56Oh, wow.
05:56How terrible.
06:00I kind of like the frame.
06:01It's not actually not that bad.
06:02It's not that bad at all.
06:03I think it actually kind of suits you.
06:04Really?
06:05Should I go for it?
06:05It seems like it's been so much longer than that.
06:07Like, there's been so many arcs in the cowboy hat story.
06:09Yeah.
06:10The floodgates are open.
06:11Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
06:12Holy people.
06:13Didn't even rip the thing.
06:14Probably not even going to buy anything, so it's okay.
06:16Now, if I do see something amazing, I won't be able to resist, obviously.
06:19What happens if you find a big box of vintage video games?
06:21I'll leave it for the next person.
06:23Really?
06:23No.
06:24How many more do I need?
06:26Nina found a functional GameCube for $2 at a yard sale.
06:28Really?
06:29Yes.
06:29Holy cow.
06:30Ah, you can't resist that.
06:31I think I can.
06:32A little green clean machine?
06:34Now, that's an item I might be able to get behind.
06:35That didn't take long.
06:36I don't want anything.
06:38Okay, maybe the green machine.
06:40Works.
06:40$10.
06:41It's a floor spot cleaner if you get a spot on a floor, a carpet.
06:44But how often would I really use it?
06:46Not really very.
06:47I've been learning piano recently.
06:49Have you?
06:50Yeah.
06:50That's amazing.
06:51And I learned how to sew, and I sewed on a sewing machine.
06:55As a matter of fact, we're going to bring her to her sewing class right after this.
06:57Very.
06:57She's making her own pair of pants.
06:58The worst thing I've ever made.
06:59A soap dispenser.
07:00I need it.
07:01You can have your own soap dispenser.
07:02I looked at these and thought, oh, these are kind of cool.
07:04And then I got closer, and I was like, oh, they're not that cool.
07:06They're just vases, but I thought they were like glass and ceramic combined, but they're
07:09not.
07:09I'm looking for a good monkey claw.
07:11For some reason, pieces of card stark that are birthday themed.
07:14Card stark?
07:14Card stark.
07:16I don't know what you're going to do with card stark.
07:18Oh, you're going to throw the roses?
07:21Yay!
07:23Oh, I can have a...
07:25This is my favorite class of humidifier.
07:28And they're consumable.
07:29They don't last.
07:30They only good for a year or two.
07:32For two bucks?
07:33I'm thinking about doing it.
07:34Let's see.
07:34How used are we talking about?
07:36It looks barely used.
07:37Look at that.
07:38We have a sale.
07:39We have a T-Rex.
07:40We have a T-Rex.
07:41It's like one of those memes, me in the morning before I've had my coffee.
07:45I like when I do it as a half face.
07:46I like the gothic let it snow kind of prison song.
07:49Let it snow.
07:50Yes.
07:51Even deeper in the gulag, it's still Christmas.
07:52I mean, I'm sorry that my brain shape tells to brainy.
07:57It's brainy.
07:59It's brainy.
08:00It's like one of those.
08:00Yeah, it's like John's favorite kinds, I think.
08:02Oh, wow.
08:02That's really pretty.
08:03I want it.
08:04Yeah?
08:04Yeah.
08:05I pay a lot of money for these.
08:06What's spookier than a witch with a broken jaw?
08:08Oh, that is spooky.
08:09Who's going to buy this?
08:10I like the Halloween section.
08:12It reminds me that Halloween is coming.
08:13I think I want this.
08:14What, a giant thing of wrapping paper?
08:15I don't think so.
08:16I don't know why.
08:17It's your money.
08:18You can do whatever you want with your money.
08:19What's your budget?
08:20How much you got?
08:20In my bank?
08:21Well, to spend on this right now.
08:23Yeah, how liquid are you?
08:24I just have a small collection of, like, little ceramic houses for Christmas.
08:28And so I have, like, a church, an inn, a farmhouse, a barn, and a little chocolate
08:34factory does not quite fit in with my little village.
08:36I found Santa Claus.
08:38The two of them.
08:39Junter Claus and Santa.
08:40You think he's, like, meeting his ultra-eager in the mirror?
08:43If days passed, there totally would have been one more table at a tiny gap here.
08:46Oh, yeah.
08:46I appreciate the wideness.
08:48Cheers.
08:49Cheers.
08:49I mean, you've got some stuff.
08:51Can I tell you?
08:51I'm sure.
08:53Can I check?
08:53Wait, what is this?
08:55So, when you're cooking and you want your flour battered to be nice and smooth, you put
08:59flour in there and then you civet so it's always the same flour.
09:02We got fake fruit, Gloria?
09:04A big bowl of fake fruit?
09:05Wait, that's fake?
09:06Yeah, bro.
09:07Well, I didn't realize the apple was fake.
09:09All the other things.
09:10I don't think they would put real food out here, you know, with all the dusty stuff.
09:13John's got his eyes on some loofahs.
09:15Loofahs.
09:16And they got another consumable item that I often buy.
09:18Some of you don't have.
09:19Some of you don't?
09:21That's so sad.
09:22Loofahs are great.
09:23I don't have any.
09:24They're bad for the environment, though.
09:26Eiffel Tower.
09:26Wow.
09:27It is a very Eiffel-y tower.
09:29Used only two to three times to scare the cat.
09:30What is it?
09:31It's a Roomba.
09:32John, I didn't see media of any kind.
09:34No.
09:35Just books.
09:35What are these, by the way?
09:37Salt and pepper shakers that are stylized for your house.
09:40For some house.
09:40Not mine.
09:41A cabin in Maine?
09:42Yeah.
09:42I've been looking for another little bell ever since my last one shot.
09:46You get the Blessed Mother for $15.
09:48I mean, what a bargain.
09:49Where else could you get the Blessed Mother?
09:51A very old bell.
09:51Over by the donuts.
09:53There you go.
09:53You want to untangle them?
09:54We bought a, what do you call it, a Newton's, you know, the balls.
09:57Oh, yeah.
09:58When I took it out of the box, they all got tangled.
10:00Oh, no.
10:00And you cannot untangle them.
10:01It's gone.
10:02Just throw it away.
10:03It cracks.
10:03It's true.
10:03And I'm actually like, please take them, and then it still can work.
10:08I kind of want this.
10:09You need to check the price and decide if you want it.
10:11I don't think it's so.
10:12It's $200.
10:13I kind of like the fishes.
10:15Yeah?
10:15Where would you put the fishes?
10:16Outside.
10:17Hanging on a tree somewhere.
10:18And I thought you would like to put it in one of those.
10:20Yeah, that's not real.
10:20That's old.
10:20That's from Winthrop's.
10:22Winthrop's?
10:22Wow.
10:23We've got a lot to do, except one lump or two.
10:26It's not even close to the first time you've made a BR guest joke on a What's in this cart.
10:30For the first time, I made it with a kettle.
10:31I really hope there'll be a compilation here.
10:34Which it's all imperfect is that you can bet.
10:38Which it's all imperfect is that you can bet.
10:41Do you remember bringing Gloria here when she was an infant?
10:44I remember her on someone's shoulders.
10:52Do you remember when she was in her carrier?
10:54I do.
10:54I was just looking through pictures, and I got some pictures of the old studio.
10:57I'm not sure I ever sent you.
10:58Gloria is in her carrier.
11:02I'm scared.
11:04I'm scared about money.
11:05Now you're scared about money.
11:07Yeah, she's become weirdly scared about money.
11:09She got that from you, I guess.
11:10I don't know.
11:11Yeah, I am.
11:11I am so cheap.
11:13It's ridiculous.
11:14Well, as a kid, when you don't have a lot of money, it becomes more urgent.
11:18Maybe you've just done a really good job of instilling the value of money to her.
11:22Could be.
11:22I don't see how.
11:2450 cents worth of Pokemon misc.
11:27What's misc?
11:28Miscellaneous.
11:29Things that can't be categorized.
11:30You know what?
11:32Maybe?
11:33I think so.
11:33It's been a while since I've done any embroidering.
11:35What might you embroider?
11:37Gifts for mom.
11:38So I thought it would play like the Tetris theme.
11:40Oh.
11:42And instead, it does this.
11:44Oh, wow.
11:45You were expecting a nice, calm da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
11:48Instead, I got da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
11:49It's like.
11:50I'm just waiting for the chopping line to cut down a little bit.
11:54Then I'm going to cash out.
11:54Would you get a donut or is that an insult at this point?
11:58I mean, I would get a donut because Nina.
12:00Yeah.
12:00When we were putting white boxes, me and mine, we found three large skulls.
12:05They light up and they're like a decoration for Halloween.
12:07Yeah, I saw that.
12:08Yep.
12:08And they were like, I'm going to buy that.
12:10And then I just saw a little girl over there carrying those three large skulls.
12:15Matt's got stuff happening over there.
12:17What's he doing?
12:18I don't know.
12:18He's like marching around.
12:19Now, isn't it interesting?
12:20You have to go through the tent to get to the kids' area.
12:23Yeah, they've got a lot of unnecessary boundaries set up at this point.
12:25Last time we were here, I bought a kite.
12:27Recently for Father's Day, I went to a cookout at a family friend's house.
12:31And it got caught in a tree.
12:32So I'm replacing it.
12:33Next year, all right, I want to get in with Nina.
12:37Here's what I want to do specifically.
12:38I don't know if they'll let me.
12:39I want to sit at that table and check people out because I'd have them out of here.
12:43And I got good customer service skills.
12:45I can sit really well.
12:46I can count money.
12:47She's been learning piano.
12:48She wants to show you.
12:49Oh, awesome.
12:49I'm going to start my warm-up.
12:51Okay.
12:58Very nice.
12:59Now I'm going to do the hobbit.
13:00Bop shoe!
13:01Bop shoe!
13:02My love!
13:04We were just doing piano.
13:05Now I'm going to do the hobbit.
13:10I could instantly recognize it, Gloria.
13:12We need you to do a good job.
13:14Do you guys know the show Gravity Falls?
13:16Yes.
13:22Hey, good job, Gloria.
13:24I also have, um, I can also do the gray shoe things.
13:27Oh, let's hear it.
13:28That's one of my favorites.
13:32Perfect!
13:38That's $3.
13:39$5.
13:40And this is $2.
13:41$7.
13:41And then the loofahs.
13:43$8.
13:44Sounds good.
13:44$8 church fair ahead.
13:47Loofahs and Vicks.
13:48I'm definitely getting a deal.
13:49John said this is like $50 worth of embroidery string.
13:52Who knows how much this was worth, but it's $2.
13:53Let's go play a kite.
13:55We've been playing chess.
13:56Oh, yeah.
13:57I love chess.
13:58Yeah, she's really good at it.
13:59That's awesome.
14:00I'd love to play a game with you sometime, Gloria.
14:01It is genuinely fun.
14:02I've been teaching my nephew chess.
14:04Yeah.
14:04He's really getting into it, too.
14:05I got him aboard.
14:06It's fun.
14:06Hey, they got a little xylophone there.
14:07You could try to play the Gravity Falls theme on it.
14:09See, this is the one I passed up on.
14:11It was 69 cents in the 70s when it was first sold.
14:14Wow.
14:15Well, it was originally $1.50.
14:16How old do you think this is?
14:18I've got an Ocean State Job Lot sticker, but no department number.
14:21That means there was no department keying.
14:23It was just price keying, which is like before 1995.
14:26But it does have a UPC code on the back,
14:29which means like after 1986, 87 for stuff like this.
14:33Somewhere right around there is probably when this very cheap kite came out.
14:36When I was in kindergarten.
14:38See, it says right there.
14:39I said 2000s.
14:40It's 2000.
14:41Look at that.
14:42It's never been used.
14:44Oh, the cops are here.
14:45Time to chill.
14:46Time to chill.
14:46How's the donut business?
14:48It is fantastic.
14:50Yeah?
14:50Next year, he wants to volunteer to do the cash out.
14:53Yes.
14:53If you're looking for more volunteers, I'd love to come out.
14:56All right.
14:56I will let them know.
14:57Now, Nina, what's the difference between these donuts and the regular donuts?
15:01These are from town donuts.
15:03Sure.
15:03Next year, we are going to involve ourselves deeply.
15:06Okay.
15:07To ensure the Mala Sadej makes a return.
15:09We're going to do anything it takes.
15:11Okay.
15:11And if it's reliant on somebody else, then move that over to me.
15:15Do you know how to make donuts?
15:17No.
15:19Maybe we'll send you to Mala Sadej's school.
15:21What's the experience, Ben?
15:22You're selling any donuts?
15:23A lot of donuts are selling.
15:25There's been, like, a handful of people disappointed about the Mala Sadej's situation.
15:29They're normally running gracious, and they buy a donut instead.
15:31Ah.
15:32I've been coming to this church fair many years, and I just noticed brand new chairs.
15:38No way.
15:38Yeah.
15:39They're more comfortable.
15:40They feel super sturdy.
15:41I love them.
15:42They still have a couple hanging out.
15:43Oh, the Reds.
15:44These have better back support.
15:45I'm glad that the parish is doing well enough that they can afford lovely new chairs.
15:50I've got to say, Frankie, the donut is excellent.
15:53Yeah?
15:53It's really good.
15:54Mine is so good, it's long gone.
15:56I mean, I guess it doesn't compete with fresh Mala Sadej, but...
15:58But I think you could go into a supplementation business.
16:02Whoever chose, chose well.
16:03I remember one year they had, like, cold, sad Mala Sadej.
16:06It's just not fresh at all, and I don't know.
16:08It's not the same.
16:09It's not the same.
16:10Nina's wicked disappointed.
16:11I mean, I'm sure these were made, like, this morning, but...
16:13No, we were made yesterday.
16:15But these donuts are delicious.
16:17So you preferred that to unfresh Mala Sadej?
16:19Oh, yes.
16:20A hundred times.
16:20Absolutely.
16:21You know, after my own heart.
16:22A beautiful rose granny square.
16:24That one's real nice.
16:25Isn't it gorgeous?
16:26I've been coming here for 20 years, and I've never won anything.
16:30So I have two things that I bet on other than the game.
16:33A beautiful diamond ring over there, and this team.
16:36Oh, this quilt is beautiful.
16:38Isn't it beautiful?
16:38It's a granny square blanket.
16:39That's John's favorite.
16:40It's my favorite type of blanket.
16:41Do you like this whole Halloween bin?
16:43What do you think about a retro video game station?
16:45Come play, like, a buck.
16:46You get five, ten minutes.
16:48NES.
16:48I'll bring the CRT.
16:50Yeah.
16:50The whole experience could be fun.
16:52This is also where, many years ago, you could play NES for a dollar you'd play for five or
16:56ten minutes.
16:57There's always two-player games.
16:59It's a ton of fun.
16:59I was real little then.
17:00You ever smoke a cigar in your life?
17:01No.
17:02Do I look like I've smoked a cigar?
17:04No, but I don't know.
17:05Never once.
17:05We had a wedding or something.
17:06All right, fine, I have.
17:07I've always hated smoke of any kind, but it wasn't until kind of recently that I realized
17:12cigars, you don't inhale like a cigarette.
17:14Cigarette you inhale.
17:15What's the...
17:15Probably because it's so gross, you can't have it in your lungs.
17:18But it is, I mean, it's a certain type of tobacco.
17:20It tastes well.
17:21Some people like it.
17:22Just for your mouth.
17:23You know, I got that whale at the Little Compton Fair, and since then, I love that whale.
17:26You know, another whale does appeal, but I don't have enough, like, wall space to go
17:30buy whales.
17:32This is not the first time I've seen this here.
17:33Really?
17:34Right?
17:34Maybe somebody donated another one, or maybe it came back?
17:37We are doing well.
17:38We're out of jelly.
17:39Good.
17:39We're out of glaze.
17:40No more jelly, no more glaze.
17:42What?
17:42Those went first.
17:43John was telling me he loved the donor.
17:46They are excellent.
17:47Yeah.
17:47So should we cancel the massage?
17:49No, I think you should have both.
17:50No.
17:51So I feel like this was a warm-up year of becoming part of it officially.
17:54To transition to a different stage of church fair, the same pattern happened with me and
17:58anime conventions.
18:00I used to go to anime conventions, then I started to get interested in staffing them, and now
18:04I staff them.
18:04Yeah.
18:05I mean, what's the difference between an anime convention and this?
18:07Seems to me like you guys saw all this stuff, and you said,
18:10And I said, I just have to have it.
18:13Have to have it.
18:14Let's try that again.
18:15I just had to have it.
18:17And I didn't get, like, anything.
18:19Now we're dropping Gloria off at her sewing class.
18:21Are these the pants you're working on?
18:23You're making a pair of comfy pants for yourself for your sewing lesson.
18:26You think, like, next time the pants will be ready to roll?
18:28I think this time.
18:30I think this time.
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