Grandma's Attic 2025 | What's in Junt's Cart? - video Dailymotion

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00:00Nah, it's just kind of like cheap.

00:08This is the biggest I've ever seen the line.

00:10I missed it last year.

00:13You missed it last year?

00:14A wild Frankie appears.

00:15We thought for sure that this was over.

00:17Yeah.

00:18Closed up.

00:18The parish administration for this and several other Westport churches

00:22was combined into one group.

00:23So that meant that they're rotating the services between Our Lady of Grace,

00:27this place, and another church.

00:29They don't have enough priests.

00:30Yeah, there's not enough priests.

00:31But the headline, it did kind of come with the implication that churches were closing.

00:35Yes.

00:35But it's not true.

00:36It's not true.

00:36And I can't imagine any of them closing.

00:38Like, Our Lady of Grace is a Westport institution.

00:40Yeah.

00:41This is an institution to me.

00:43Do I smell malasadish?

00:44Yes.

00:45Is it fresh?

00:46They're actually cooking fresh malasadish.

00:48It's the first thing I noticed when I got here is the world is healing for me.

00:53Hi Gloria, good morning.

00:54They're cooking fresh malasadish.

00:56Do not smell.

00:57Do not smell.

00:58Are you not understand?

00:59Who did they import to do that?

01:01Maybe they got fresh ones.

01:02Fresh Portuguese gremlins?

01:03Well maybe, I don't know, maybe they came of age.

01:05Has this woman already bought herself a stock of board games?

01:07I have so many questions.

01:09Yep.

01:11Oh no, I think she works here.

01:12I don't think board games are one of those things that you have to, like, seize.

01:15No bell.

01:17Yeah, there actually really hasn't been, that actually is one of the things you say every

01:21year, along with what's the difference between a mouse.

01:24Are they ringing a bell?

01:26Whoa.

01:27They have a bell this year.

01:28That's very fancy.

01:29No bell?

01:29No gun, no bell.

01:31The thing about recording everything is you find patterns.

01:33I'm so sick of politics.

01:36Get politics out of the church, though, would you?

01:40Very out of date politics?

01:41Yeah.

01:41I do love these glass vegetables.

01:43That has, like, a kind of a severe appeal to me.

01:46Severe.

01:46You find anything?

01:47A stack of board games you can make off with?

01:49Lots of Keurig coffee makers.

01:50Nina's become one of these people that's pretty worried about microplastics.

01:54And so she's anti-Keurig.

01:56I don't think you can avoid them.

01:57Works just fire.

01:58At first I thought I said, works just fire.

02:01We've upgraded to LED lights at the church fair.

02:03You still using those little Chinese ones?

02:05I do.

02:05Well, the ones that I have are actually Italian.

02:07They're $100 a piece.

02:09They're definitely not Chinese.

02:10This is a premium designer Zaffrino Pina Pro cordless LED table lamp in brown.

02:16It is a beautiful lamp.

02:17I love the light it casts.

02:19It is truly lovely.

02:20Well, there's the Teemu one.

02:21Yes, the Teemu equivalent, which still I don't use.

02:24The fake Chinese knockoff of the Pina Pro LED.

02:28I have one of these and I kind of love it.

02:30It's a tablet holder.

02:31You have several different angles you can put the tablet there.

02:33It's kind of nice.

02:34Look, John.

02:35It's in pretty good condition.

02:37It's PS2, yeah.

02:38Oh, PS2 rather.

02:38What about this over here?

02:39This seems like something Gloria or Nina would like, actually.

02:42Oh, God.

02:43The terrible word art.

02:44They've laughed, Lord.

02:45T-L-D-R.

02:46Yeah.

02:46Always remember, you are braver than you believe.

02:48You are stronger than you seem and smarter than you think.

02:50Is that a Winnie the Pooh thing?

02:51Is it?

02:52You're braver than you believe and stronger than you seem and smarter than you think.

02:58I would have liked it much more if it was Winnie the Pooh themed rather than silver

03:01glittery.

03:02How would you think the author would feel about his quote covered in glitter?

03:05Super cute Easter decoration.

03:07It's very busy.

03:08It's an Easter tree.

03:09I really like it.

03:10Is it a pack of DVD-Rs?

03:11Yeah, never used.

03:12Just a bunch of Altoid tins.

03:14What is this?

03:15Fascinatingly beautiful wooden box.

03:17Oh, it's a free hat.

03:19Oh, it's just a beautiful like handmade wooden box.

03:22Holder of stuff.

03:23It's the 25th anniversary of the year I graduated.

03:26It would just be 25th anniversary year round in your kitchen.

03:28Didn't we have this hat?

03:30Yeah, but we have a clean version.

03:32The clean version, not explicit.

03:33The lamps and hats section.

03:34Lamps and hats.

03:35Is it speaking to you?

03:36It is a little.

03:37Set of four, $25.

03:39Dude, is that a sled?

03:41I think it's for the snowmen.

03:42So you take your fake snowmen and push them down a hill.

03:44Isn't this cute with the little one?

03:46I do kind of like that one though.

03:47The flat one with the lighting.

03:51It's just kind of like cheap.

03:52This one gets traffic.

03:54It does get traffic.

03:55Maybe just the consistency year after year.

03:57How much stuff do people have that like this much exists every year?

04:02A lot of people are trying to offload a lot of stuff at all times.

04:04Yeah.

04:04Because you can't take it with you.

04:05I like that this year there's an aisle here.

04:07Normally it's like more compact.

04:09Make like a tree and get the hell out of here.

04:11With which to beat your husband?

04:12Yes, if you, or you know, or vice versa if you like.

04:15Are you swanky?

04:16Yes.

04:18Oh, these fans are, are bulletproof.

04:20You can't really get good ones of these anymore.

04:22These double nine inch window fans.

04:24They are just the best.

04:26But in a world of mini splits.

04:28In a world of mini splits, I'm a double, I'm a double nine inch window fan.

04:32We have the Babe Country Cookbook.

04:34Don't tell me this is how to cook bacon and stuff.

04:36That would be terrible.

04:38I don't like that messaging at all.

04:39Like should only be things that a pig would like to eat himself.

04:43Exactly.

04:43People spend exorbitant amounts of money on streaming services to watch that very show.

04:47Yep.

04:48Just buy the DVD.

04:49No, you could buy the whole thing right here.

04:51DVDs are a dollar each.

04:52Right.

04:52What, seven bucks?

04:54You could have the whole office.

04:55And then you don't have to stress about which streaming service it's on.

04:57No, you don't have to worry about the billion dollar deal to have the office for five years.

05:01Exactly.

05:02Does all this slightly remind you of Portobello Road, Jonathan?

05:05Portobello Road.

05:07Yes, I do.

05:07Now Frankie's going to have to source the clip.

05:08Tell me when to stop.

05:09Right there.

05:10Rings down there.

05:11Rings.

05:11Oh.

05:12Wrong.

05:13Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun.

05:16So, okay.

05:16We got one.

05:17So, where's the old man who tells you?

05:19Yeah.

05:20Hey, Gloria.

05:21You found the golden plates?

05:23We've been missing all this time.

05:24I feel like we're moving quick.

05:26We're moving pretty quick.

05:27I'm going to go look through the softs.

05:29Soft-a-stries?

05:30Soft-stries.

05:31My favorite granny square I've ever had came from a church fair.

05:34Do you ever consider your nephews when shopping?

05:37Yes.

05:37They have a bit of stuff overload too, you know?

05:40I'm working my gifts to be more personalized and customized.

05:43Yeah.

05:44Like, you'll read them a book and then there'll be no trace of the gift.

05:49Yes.

05:49I'm actually working on making my nephew a book for his birthday.

05:52It's going to be really cute.

05:53Yeah?

05:53Yeah.

05:54I'm using AI to make all the art and I'm writing some text.

05:57I'm sure he'll throw it out.

05:58He'll go, ugh, AI sloth.

06:01Do you know how hard it is to get AI to generate 24 pages of images that are stylistically consistent?

06:06Oh, totally.

06:07I've done hundreds of generations.

06:09That's not what it's good at.

06:11Three dollars.

06:13Two dollars.

06:14Could get worse.

06:15Some Sharpies and other misc markers.

06:17Look at all those scissors.

06:18Yeah, kid scissors.

06:19Five dollars for like a ton of pairs of kid scissors.

06:21That's really good.

06:22You buy a lifetime supply of crafting.

06:24They're the design scissors.

06:27Design scissors?

06:28Yeah.

06:28Oh, yeah.

06:29Oh, they're cut out.

06:30Oh, the kids would love those.

06:32Yeah, those are great for camping.

06:33I wish they'd kind of divide it into two bags.

06:35I don't need like...

06:36Yeah, those are different designs.

06:38Oh, they are all different designs.

06:39That's fine.

06:39I'd get them, but I already have some.

06:42I think the kids will really like that.

06:44Okay.

06:44Deal.

06:45What's this item?

06:46It's 30 dollars.

06:47What is it?

06:48A nice looking box for 30 dollars.

06:51What is it?

06:51It's sealed and new.

06:52Why is it fake surveillance?

06:54It doesn't have any electronics.

06:55It doesn't actually surveil.

06:56It's a toy?

06:56Just to make you think that they're surveillance.

06:59Oh my gosh.

06:59Are you not familiar with that genre of product?

07:01My kid would love it.

07:02Where's my kid?

07:03A super cheap Instamatic camera.

07:06Hey, now watch out of here Instamatically.

07:08What's this thing?

07:09Handsome for your little table.

07:10Already, Frank, it's thinning pretty quick.

07:12Yeah, yeah.

07:13Cheese spreaders.

07:14They're super cute, but when the heck do you use those?

07:17One day or...

07:18Easter party.

07:18And they don't sit well.

07:20They don't have a stand.

07:21I'm back to this thing again.

07:22You gotta be kidding me.

07:26That's a...

07:26That's a waste.

07:27Look at this thing.

07:28What is it?

07:29The excellent website.

07:30AwayWithGeese.com.

07:32A geese removal device.

07:37That is a device I have never seen before.

07:40I've never heard of.

07:41Away With Geese is a solar powered light that charges all day.

07:45And then when dusk comes, it starts to flash a subtle orange light every two to three seconds

07:52throughout the night.

07:53Each light covers a hundred yard radius.

07:55To you and I, it looks like somebody's lighting a cigarette.

07:58But to them, they can't sleep for the night.

08:00And now that I know one exists.

08:02I don't have a geese problem.

08:03I have a deer problem.

08:04Well, do they have a way with deer.com?

08:06I wish they did.

08:07VamooseDeer.com?

08:08I feel like going outside and taking a look at the children's toys.

08:11We were coming over to the kids' house.

08:12There was a fake security camera.

08:15It's all toys.

08:15For two dollars.

08:16Can I see it?

08:17Because you're right about liking it.

08:19I would like it.

08:20Yeah.

08:20Fake surveillance camera.

08:21Now let's open it up and see.

08:22Oh my gosh.

08:24Want two?

08:25Oh, and you get little signs?

08:26What?

08:26Wait, whoa!

08:27Oh, she's going to love that.

08:30Yes.

08:30Please.

08:31Please.

08:31Oh, you get two?

08:32You get two.

08:33So you can put one in the room, one in the hallway.

08:35Two in one deal?

08:36Yes, please.

08:37A buck for each.

08:38And a free box.

08:39And a free box.

08:41In the future, we got to think we should bring a tote bag.

08:43I always come in here and be like, I'm not going to get anything.

08:45I don't have room for anything.

08:46I don't want anything.

08:47You always get something.

08:48Somebody donated a huge box of, like, craft supplies.

08:53Where's this going?

08:54I don't know yet.

08:54You just know you need a blanket?

08:56Like, in my head, it goes on the bed in the guest bedroom.

09:00And we don't have a guest bed.

09:01The guest bed?

09:01Two reps.

09:03Candy cameras!

09:04I think you have to move it because it's on yours.

09:07The yellow guys are all yours.

09:08So it really goes like this.

09:10Aha.

09:10I have the advantage because it's rolling that way.

09:13I see you guys over by the blank tarp.

09:16I found this.

09:17And I said, John, what are the odds that there's going to be a piece missing?

09:20And I was like, oh, no.

09:22A hundred percent.

09:22Wow.

09:23Sealed.

09:23So for two bucks.

09:24How about some filthy board games?

09:26Ah, sure.

09:27Nina, what have you got there?

09:28What items do you have?

09:29Ooh, a winsome wood table.

09:31Which she'll actually use for sitting and doing crafts or eating in the living room.

09:34Gloria has purchased something.

09:36Yeah.

09:37Of course.

09:37We need fake surveillance.

09:38I bought money.

09:39You want some ice cream?

09:40Oh, I got fooled.

09:42Headbands.

09:43Made popular by, like, Ellen DeGeneres.

09:45Oh, yeah.

09:46Actually, my therapy teacher has that at my school.

09:48Is that right?

09:49Like, we got to chill out.

09:50Let's do some headbands.

09:51How terrible.

09:54I kind of like the phrase.

09:55It's not actually not that bad.

09:56It's not that bad at all.

09:57I think it actually kind of suits you.

09:59Really?

09:59Should I go for it?

10:00Should I grab this hat?

10:01Where would you wear it?

10:02That's the question.

10:02In the sun.

10:03Sure.

10:04It's kind of cool.

10:05Do I look like Rose the hat?

10:06Yeah, you do.

10:07That's my first thought.

10:07I know some things, but I don't know the answer to my-

10:11This hat is 80% wool.

10:13This is actually a wool hat.

10:14Not exactly for a warm day.

10:16Why do you think hats were invented?

10:18Exactly.

10:19Was it for fashion?

10:20Was it for-

10:21Was it for Abraham Lincoln to rise?

10:25Um, for him to rise.

10:26May I please have this?

10:28Sure.

10:29I'm checking out anyway.

10:30Have ever in one of these videos, have I ever told the story of how I sustained a moderate injury here?

10:35You did.

10:35Okay, good.

10:36I ran into one of those fence poles, got a big scar on my leg.

10:41Is it still there?

10:42It's still there.

10:42I'm not going to show it to the camera because it's a little high.

10:44Maybe I've never told that story, but we have been doing this for a long time.

10:47We've got it.

10:47Two dollars.

10:48Two dollars.

10:49We have some celebrities at the annual church fair.

10:53Well, I came here today thinking that I wouldn't have room in my apartment for one more thing,

10:59but I saw this kite and I saw this 3D puzzle and I just had to have it.

11:05You hear that?

11:06He just had to have it.

11:08Our new catchphrase.

11:11I just had to have it too.

11:17Oh, the timing.

11:18I saw this hat and I just had to have it too.

11:22You just had to have it?

11:24Well, if that's all you had to say, there's going to be some consequences.

11:29Ah, it's bull!

11:30Well, it's about that time, the first August of every year, and John sits on the wall.

11:35It is about that time.

11:36Wait, can I interview John?

11:37Please.

11:37John, how do you feel?

11:38I feel great, Gloria.

11:39I've just bought some scissors.

11:41Did you have to have it?

11:42I had to have it.

11:43All right.

11:44Oh, I got to get B-roll.

11:45Fresh B-roll.

11:46Last year, I had to cut together a montage of, uh,

11:49And I don't want the world to see me.

11:53Which I loved, by the way.

11:54It's one of my favorite songs of all time.

11:55Is it really?

11:56We didn't know that, yeah.

11:57You know, eventually, Frankie, certain aspects of the church fair are going to disappear

12:01due to lack of new blood.

12:02I think the molasadas may be one of them.

12:05I don't know.

12:05The interest looks high.

12:06The interest is not the problem.

12:08It's the old ladies.

12:09Sadly, they're not cooking the fresh here.

12:11I don't know if they're cooking the fresh inside.

12:12I'm not sure this was made fresh.

12:14It's very cold.

12:14It's a little rubbery.

12:16It's not warm.

12:16That adds a lot, I think.

12:18It's just not fresh at all, and you know.

12:20Cause I want you to know who I am.

12:42Gotta get some nice footage of this.

12:44We didn't have it last year.

12:45I'm so glad to see you back again.

12:47If I'm still alive, I'll come back again.

12:49If you're still alive, you'll come back.

12:50This is a young group.

12:51I hope this will give us another, you know, revival.

12:56It smells super good.

12:56It smells like sugar, dude.

12:58Sugar and bread.

12:58What did we learn?

12:59They said from now on.

13:01Fresh made on site.

13:02From now on.

13:03The story was actually really interesting.

13:04Because of the combined parishes, the folks who were making some of the molasadas are from St.

13:08George's, and they asked at St. John's if anybody knew anybody who cooked molasadas,

13:14and they found folks at St. George's.

13:15So there's now consolidated molasadas efforts.

13:24Look at this.

13:24This is a special moment.

13:25How's the business so far today?

13:27Doing good?

13:28Have you made a lot of comments about oxygen?

13:31They're all different.

13:32Yeah.

13:32You just asked the molasada doughboy question.

13:35You did?

13:35I had to know.

13:36And what was the answer?

13:37This is sugar.

13:38More sugar.

13:38What is the difference between a molasadas and just a doughboy?

13:42I think that has more sugar.

13:45More sugar.

13:46Now what's the difference between this and like a doughboy?

13:49This is a lot more dense.

13:50Yeah.

13:51I asked this every year.

13:52It's the hydration.

13:53There's more water in it, so it creates a thicker, more dense dough.

13:56What is the difference between molasadas and just a doughboy?

14:00This one has more sugar.

14:02Give that man his molasadas.

14:04I want to go sit on the stoop and eat a molasadas.

14:06Oh, by the way, John.

14:07Yes?

14:08There's something behind your ears.

14:11Whoa!

14:12Is there anything you want to say before you take that first bite?

14:15I'm so glad it's back again.

14:20Heaven.

14:21Yeah?

14:22It's hot.

14:22It's got wonderful texture.

14:24It's got plenty of sugar.

14:26It's so good.

14:27It's nice and soft.

14:28It's got rubbery.

14:29Look at the excess of sugar.

14:30It's just flopping off.

14:32It's going on my foot.

14:33You're ruining my shoe.

14:35Just a cute lady waiting for molasadas.

14:38How do you feel about the three bucks?

14:40Can I do it?

14:41I'm fine.

14:41When you were threatened with its complete absence.

14:43Maybe that's the way to get me to pay more for everything.

14:46If you've got to take it away for two years and replace it with utter sh**.

14:49Sorry, I don't need to call.

14:50I mean, I'm sure these were made like this morning, but...

14:53No.

14:53We were made yesterday.

14:54You didn't?

14:54Get right in there.

14:56Come on.

14:56Get it.

14:57It's okay.

14:58I could have sworn she's had this before.

15:00And liked it.

15:00I have never ever fed a child like this ever.

15:03So this is...

15:04You love it?

15:04It's actually like it's true.

15:05The freshness is peak.

15:07Like you don't want the sugar to like absorb the oil.

15:09That's exactly right.

15:10And become like a glaze.

15:11You don't want a glaze.

15:12You want the actual crystal sugar.

15:14Three bucks.

15:14He was saying the way to make him pay triple the price is take it away for two years.

15:19Do you think that was an intentional marketing?

15:21No, I do not.

15:22I think the supply was gone and your demand went up.

15:25And what happened to that price?

15:26Three bucks tripled.

15:27Yeah, if it sits and the sugar starts to melt and mix with the oil, it gets like slimy glaze.

15:33You're right.

15:33It gets rubbery.

15:34It gets chewy.

15:35It gets dry.

15:36The word rubbery does not come to mind whatsoever eating this, right?

15:39No, no.

15:39It is like a sugary, not buttery croissant.

15:43It's very glutinous.

15:44She said, do you eat a lot of gluten?

15:50I don't know what gluten is, but yes, I would say yes.

15:55It's got a very stretchy bread texture.

15:57That, I think, if someone was going to answer Matt's question correctly,

16:01I think that's what makes the difference.

16:02The high gluten flour.

16:04All the amazing cookies.

16:12Oh, it's an outdoor shower with plumbing instructions, do you know?

16:15Oh.

16:15Now, with plumbing instructions.

16:17Yeah.

16:17Before, you had to walk around in the dark trying to figure it out yourself.

16:19Autodidactic outdoor shower.

16:22You ever see that infomercial for the grab it?

16:23Yeah, I have three.

16:24Do you have a grab it?

16:25Yeah.

16:25I had one at work to steal things out of the trash bin.

16:27You know, I've used a ruler too many times to get stuff under a couch.

16:31I'm not quite as lazy as you might think.

16:32I do use it for like things that are way too high.

16:34Or like when I'm picking, cleaning up in the yard, picking up sticks.

16:36Like to not have to bend down 3,000 times.

16:38How do you feel about this charcuterie for dummies?

16:41I can figure out how I went to put cheese in my tummy.

16:44We've put our name and address on a lot of these over the years.

16:47I've never went anything.

16:48I wonder if they even do the drawing, but this is a really cute cow.

16:51I like that its hair is in its eyes.

16:53Yes, it's emo, but yet it's clearly not because it's so flowery.

16:57I'm going to take a picture and show my nephew and he'll love it.

16:59This is a distinct Christmas style that I thought was like gone from...

17:03Oh, it's Annalee.

17:05That's the name of the style.

17:06Now I know.

17:07But I've seen them for years.

17:08I always thought they were really ugly.

17:09Like not my style.

17:10Yeah, they were quite ugly.

17:11But they're all over the place, I guess.

17:13Tabestop cornhole.

17:14Look at these adorable little corn bags.

17:17Weighted blankets.

17:18I don't hear much about them.

17:19Kind of just become a commodity item like everything else.

17:22There's a big craze for a while.

17:23People like their electric blankets, don't they?

17:25Yeah.

17:25I wonder...

17:26There must be weighted heated blankets.

17:28How many attributes can you stack on your blankets?

17:30Like weighted, heated, air-cooled...

17:33Yeah.

17:33...summertime, wintertime, after fluffy, down...

17:35Cheese stuffed.

17:36Cheese stuffed, yeah.

17:37Deluxe, supreme.

17:38Yep.

17:39With olives.

17:39Deep pride.

17:42True or false with a bell?

17:43She figured out a way to operationalize the bell into a game.

17:46Good.

17:50They're going to think that it's four orders up.

17:53Just like with me, part of the joy of everything that Matt buys now is the joy of the deal.

17:58The joy of the deal.

17:59I get myself a kite.

18:01It's a beautiful kite.

18:02We went to the Westport.

18:04They're calling it church fair.

18:06It's called thrift.

18:07It's a bunch of old stuff in a bag.

18:08It's called...

18:08We like to do a little bit of thrifting.

18:10This is round two.

18:11This one is fluffier.

18:12For me, that appeals more.

18:14I love the additional rise.

18:15Nina, how's your second Malasavage?

18:17Better.

18:18That's another year at Grandma's Attic.

18:20On the count of three, we're all going to say,

18:22we just had to have it.

18:24One, two, three.

18:25We just had to have it!

18:28You just got ice-punched!

18:30When everything's made to be broken, I just want you to know who I am.

18:42ó

18:45I love you, man.

18:53I love you, man.

18:54You're welcome.

18:56I love you, man.

18:57I love you.

18:58I love you.

19:00I love you, man.

19:02It's better for you.

19:04I love you, man.

19:06Here you are.

19:07I love you, man.

Grandma's Attic 2025 | What's in Junt's Cart?

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