Apple Peach Festival: Acushnet, MA | What's in Junt's Cart? - video Dailymotion

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00:00$16 for a Bloomin' Onion?

00:02If you pay $16 for a Bloomin' Onion, you can get a nice little sirloin sandwich for $6, or a hot dog for $2!

00:06Or a coffee for $5!

00:12Oh yes, I love that. Is that you up top? Is that a representation of you?

00:16Yeah, but I keep wondering, why did they make me so big?

00:20I don't know.

00:22Did you make a Dreamhouse Dream Bus with AI?

00:24It's super cool. I love it. It's a VW. That's a classic bus from the 1960s.

00:28And this is supposed to be Quinn, and this is supposed to be Glorious.

00:32Wow, it's very detailed. It's even got Glorious' hat.

00:35Everybody must back in.

00:37A little bit to the left. There you go.

00:39You gonna take the long path?

00:41We are at the Peach and Apple Festival, or is it Apple and Peach?

00:44Apple Peach.

00:45Apple Peach. I've never been to this event before, but it looks pretty cool. I'm in a fall mood today.

00:49It's like September 7th, and I think it's officially the first day you're allowed to do a fall thing.

00:53Like, if it was like August 30th, would you be doing a fall thing?

00:56It's a little early.

00:57You know, I was just swimming in my sister's pool last week, so...

01:01And I have a loose tooth.

01:03Look, there's actually digital signage. Apple Peach here.

01:06It looks to me like the Long Plain Methodist Church is having a church fair, and Apple Peach is behind it.

01:11And there's a yard sale, which I wasn't even expecting.

01:14Yeah, we actually passed by like three yard sales, like mature yard sales.

01:17I know, mature, like full-fledged A-grade yard sales.

01:20Like tables with labels on them that said, T-shirts by size, and this sort of thing.

01:24Yes.

01:25You look like a giant among ants.

01:29Oh, I love them.

01:30That's awesome, actually.

01:31Forget false graph.

01:33So this one is Trick or Treat, and then you have Spooky!

01:37Happy Halloween.

01:38So it tells a story.

01:39It does.

01:40Can we do, like, what you're doing, but like kid stuff on my perspective?

01:45Like the kid stuff is the grown-up stuff to kids?

01:47Sure.

01:48Because that's how it is with kids.

01:49Ah, this is appealing.

01:50Can you bend it a little bit?

01:51Come on, follow mom.

01:53And look at more kid stuff.

01:54Come on, mom.

01:55Let's go.

01:56Let's go do what you're doing, but it's kid stuff.

01:58So far, there's not even a hint of apple or peach.

02:00Ooh, they have Apple Crisp.

02:01I see a sign that says Apple Crisp.

02:03Apple Crisp.

02:04This was in every house in the 80s that had, like, wood.

02:06All these, like, wood accessories for your bathroom.

02:09Oh, they take Venmo here at the church fair.

02:11Is Gloria covering the kid stuff?

02:13Oh, dress-up dresses.

02:14You don't have enough of those.

02:15What even is?

02:16It's like a bed.

02:18It's like a bed that you can put in your room, and then you can, like, sleep on it.

02:21Totally could.

02:22Or something?

02:23I kind of want that.

02:24The watermelon dress?

02:25Boston City.

02:26Acoustics.

02:27It's a great bargain.

02:28This is a nice speaker system for a computer.

02:30I like Nina's classic Peter Starr.

02:32This cat getting married to, um, this headless cat.

02:36To this gentleman.

02:37Ah, you call him a headless cat, but in reality.

02:40I love his desk.

02:41Oh.

02:42I love it.

02:43It feels very 80s to me.

02:45And it would have lingered on in a household for decades.

02:47And then until eventually, somebody said, that's enough.

02:50My parents had metal cabinets.

02:51For your important files?

02:52Yes.

02:53Pick a neck for two?

02:54Yeah.

02:55Two bucks?

02:56And one dollar for a bottle of water.

02:57Reasonable.

02:58Oh, is the Apple Peach this way?

03:00Yes.

03:01Oh.

03:02But the Port Church Fair, they're doing Apple Crisp in there.

03:04They're trying to lure you into their Apple Crisp before you even get there.

03:06They want to get you there first.

03:08I just saw a school bus pass by with an old woman and an old woman driver in the front.

03:14They call it a shuttle bus.

03:15It's so that old people can get here without having to walk.

03:17It's a pretty cool building.

03:18What is it?

03:19Long Meadow Museum?

03:20I see a plate.

03:21Crazy for cookies.

03:22If there's one thing I'll always get, it's a cookie.

03:24It's a cookie.

03:25Oh my gosh.

03:26I see over here a sand art stand.

03:28And I have not seen one of those since the early 90s.

03:31When we went to the Westport Fair, they did have it.

03:34Did you ever do sand art at like fairs and stuff when you were kids?

03:37You try to like layer it and make it look pretty.

03:39You buy like a bottle and they shape up like a bunny.

03:41But I love it.

03:42I would love to make something at this stupid sand art thing.

03:45Okay.

03:47No?

03:48Negative?

03:49Negatory?

03:50There's no give.

03:51It's alright.

03:52I prefer a cookie that has a crisp outside, but a nice soft inside.

03:56And this has none of that.

03:57Oh, there you are.

03:58Can I make a joke on the show real quick?

04:00Uh huh.

04:01One coin for everybody who cheers.

04:04One coin for everybody who cheers.

04:06Woo!

04:07Woo!

04:08Woo!

04:09One coin tax for everybody who cheered.

04:11We thought we were getting a coin, but we gotta pay a coin to cheer.

04:14Now I just had a chocolate chip and I wasn't happy with it at all.

04:16I'm only interested in the one that looks like an apple.

04:18I got a cold brew coffee with local Suma pumpkin spice syrup.

04:22Oh, it's just a sugar cookie.

04:24Sugar cookie.

04:25May I?

04:26It's adorable, but it's bland.

04:28Is this the snickerdoodle one?

04:29Uh huh.

04:30I like this one very much.

04:31Oh, okay.

04:32Oh!

04:33I do like the concentration of cinnamon in it, and I like the cinnamon chips.

04:36We're asking some things.

04:37Look at this.

04:38Oh, I used to love to do this.

04:39Gloria, do you want to play with sand art or do you want to walk around a bit first?

04:43Sand art.

04:44Try this chocolate chip.

04:46It sucks.

04:47Here he does it sucks.

04:50Start lightly tapping after each color just so it settles.

04:54When I was young, I was at some festival somewhere.

04:57The essential detail of not mixing the sand was not related to me.

05:01So my sand art came out gray, and a gray bottle of sand sat in my bedroom for a good 15 years

05:08before I finally threw it away.

05:10Here's to you.

05:11Thanks.

05:12What colors do you want first?

05:13Do you want purple at the bottom?

05:14Cranberry white chocolate.

05:18I like cookies.

05:19Maybe I don't like cookies.

05:20It was six for five.

05:21Is this like sand?

05:22It is sand.

05:23It's colored sand.

05:24That's what I understand.

05:26Just watch.

05:27I'm trying to get in the funnel.

05:28Now put it in.

05:29But I love the music.

05:30I'll take karaoke Johnny Cash like any day of the month.

05:33Oh yeah, definitely.

05:34I'm a Barbie girl.

05:35It's right up there with like karaoke like Leonard Skinner.

05:37You can give me that too.

05:38Let me sleep on him.

05:41Karaoke people.

05:42Okay, now on to the next color.

05:44What color would you like next?

05:46Do you want purple again?

05:47Yeah.

05:48Purple and blue.

05:49Purple and blue, baby.

05:50That's this girl's colors.

05:51Purple and blue.

05:52It's kind of like a feed channel.

05:53Yeah, mukbang.

05:54I like the texture a little more.

05:55I like the slightly fluffier.

05:56That's their best cookie.

05:57Right here, folks.

05:58Just like that, you have some sand art.

06:00John, was it everything you remember from the 90s?

06:02Yes.

06:03Some things never change.

06:04There's no technology.

06:05There's no AI sand art.

06:06When I did it, it was glass bottles that had been stretched.

06:08The necks had been stretched.

06:09Look at that.

06:10Say thank you.

06:11Beautiful creation.

06:12You want to keep the cap on.

06:13The cap's permanent.

06:14They have apple peach ice cream.

06:15Hell yeah.

06:16Somebody over there has a Bloomin' Onion.

06:18Of Outback and Texas Roadhouse fame, I highly appreciate the amount of seating available

06:23at this festival.

06:24Yeah.

06:25You've got under the tent.

06:26There's even some seating up there by the house, some impromptu seating.

06:27So many food options, it can be hard to choose.

06:29It's true.

06:30Ah, there's...

06:31Okay.

06:32I love that pile of onion.

06:33That's where they're blooming.

06:34That's the only signage they need.

06:35That's the onion orchard.

06:36Two dollars for a hot dog?

06:37Yeah, reasonable.

06:38That's very reasonable.

06:39Yeah.

06:40Sixteen bucks for a Bloomin' Onion?

06:41Yeah.

06:42Look, if you pay sixteen for a Bloomin' Onion, you can get a nice sirloin sandwich for six,

06:43or a hot dog for two.

06:44We're talking for five.

06:45What you gonna do?

06:46Hey.

06:47Look, I love these knitted things.

06:48I think they're so cool.

06:49I love the Sesame Street ones.

06:50Oh, yeah.

06:51Oh, my gosh.

06:52She would love it.

06:53I just love the scent of yarn in here.

06:54What do you call it when you eat a Minion?

06:55I don't know.

06:56What do you call it?

06:57Fluffy.

06:58Fluffy.

06:59Fluffy.

07:00Fluffy.

07:01Fluffy.

07:02Fluffy.

07:03Fluffy.

07:04Fluffy.

07:05Fluffy.

07:06What do you call it when you eat a Minion?

07:07I don't know.

07:08What do you call it?

07:09Filet Mignon.

07:10Oh, goodness.

07:11Little ice cream cones.

07:12I thought it was Santa hats, and I was like, why are they Christmas ice cream?

07:13I was like, I'm an idiot.

07:14Nice Halloween potholders.

07:15Flower crowns.

07:16You gotta get a...

07:17How come we didn't get Gloria a flower crown?

07:18It's two for five fitting.

07:19She could be the Harvest Queen from Midsommar.

07:20Don't be the pooches.

07:21I think he is, yeah.

07:22Did you buy something?

07:23I did.

07:24It's like a combination mini granny square blanket, plus this cute little thing attached.

07:25I love it.

07:26Is it for one of the kids, or are you...

07:27Yeah.

07:28Yeah.

07:29I'm gonna give it to one of the kids.

07:30We have like a bunch of those, and Gloria always loves them, but I would have way preferred

07:31to have a handmade one.

07:32Yeah.

07:33Actual apple peach.

07:34Aha.

07:35Ooh, that's nice.

07:36I like that.

07:37You could have that in your home.

07:38I have a no buying more candles policy.

07:39I have a one candle at a time.

07:40I burn it on my stove, so the soot doesn't get on my ceiling.

07:41Yeah.

07:42Clean cotton.

07:43John turned me on to this when we were like teenagers.

07:44Oh, yeah, he did.

07:45Oh, yeah.

07:46Oh, yeah.

07:47Oh, yeah.

07:48Oh, yeah.

07:49Oh, yeah.

07:50Oh, yeah.

07:51Oh, yeah.

07:52Oh, yeah.

07:53Oh, yeah.

07:54Oh, yeah.

07:55Oh, yeah.

07:56Oh, yeah.

07:57Oh, yeah.

07:58Oh, yeah.

07:59Have you ever had a toilet before?

08:00Yeah, this was years ago.

08:01Yeah.

08:02Do you hear the song they're playing?

08:03I put a spell on you.

08:04It feels very fall, doesn't it?

08:05Hell yeah.

08:06Would you like to see what I bought for one of my nieces?

08:07Look at the book.

08:08Hello.

08:09She's not a baby, but she's three.

08:10It's nice and soft and it's a granny square blanket, which is my favorite kind.

08:12Shortcake, apple cobbler, peach cobbler.

08:13This is where I was meant to be.

08:20This is the core of the Apple Peach Festival right here.

08:22Right.

08:23It's the sales.

08:24Yeah. The core of the apple, you're right.

08:26I'm trying to decide if I'm getting an apple cobbler or a peach cobbler.

08:29Okay, but why is it plural? Why is it apple cobblers?

08:33All right, let's see.

08:35It's not something you would like. It's a little under flavored. It's a little underspiced.

08:40Just like the cookies.

08:41You could still take advantage of a blueberry pie even though it's not a blueberry festival.

08:45I do like blueberry. I do, I do, I do.

08:47$20 pies.

08:48Sounds reasonable. I just don't eat any pies.

08:52Final thoughts on the apple peach?

08:53I thought it was a cute little festival and a lovely start to fall.

08:56It's good that they maybe do it a little early, you know, so that not everything's

09:00packed into three weekends of October.

09:02Something's got to be the first and I'm glad it's this.

09:04Hey, there's a song everybody can relate to. It's called No More Money.

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