00:00hello hi is this the pet sitter who's it my name's Tim and I just need a bit of help
00:06with my dog
00:10so I need my dog to be looked after overnight because my dog's Mathis and I've not got any room
00:18okay how big is your dog Mathis and it just dribbles everywhere so when you go into the
00:25kitchen to get some cereal you've got to swim right well it's not my dog then it's my mum
00:35don't worry about taking my dog for a walk because he'll walk you instead
00:40what's his name Oscar oh that's a good name you do name him yeah I named him you know why
00:47they say
00:47that the dogs are just like their owners my mum and my dog they both love sausage
00:57isn't it now yeah I love it but he's got a little bit of a problem my dog okay because
01:04it's ginger all the other dogs pick on him oh that's not very nice is it what's wrong with ginger
01:10nothing's wrong with ginger I'm ginger exactly you know my dog yeah he just loves wrestling my leg
01:18does he get a bit excited in your legs yeah he gets excited and then my uncle barry is shouting
01:25at
01:25the dog saying put your lipstick away and they don't even wear lipstick
01:31well why would he say that then i don't know my dog is beautiful in his face and doesn't need
01:38makeup
01:39exactly well you need to have work with your uncle if you're gonna walk my dog yeah it's dead easy
01:46because he's too lazy to play thatch once i threw a ball for him and he looked at me he
01:53said in dog
01:54language if you want it you go and get it that's what he said in dog language and you understand
02:00dog
02:00language yeah i understand dog language well you can come and work with me if you can speak dog i'll
02:07teach you how to speak dog are you ready yeah come on then whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa and
02:11what did
02:12you say i said you better give me some food i'm starving you have to say it to me now
02:20i can't speak dog i can't speak dog i've just taught you how to speak dog i'll have to live
02:25okay then
02:26oh my god that was exactly right
02:33what is it well that's good that isn't it you're a good teacher oh no
02:48that sounds like my mom's shouting at night
02:57okay okay i'm speaking in a bit all right all right
03:01okay
03:06just got a girl barking down the phone
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