00:01Hello? Hello? Is that Greg? Yeah, who's this? Greg, it's Tim. It's Tiny Tim. Hi there. How are you doing?
00:10I'm okay. Are you okay? Good. Yeah, I'm good. That's good. How's your lockdown going? It's going all right. At
00:17least we've got some nice weather, Tim. It's okay. As good as lockdowns can be. Yeah, it's the best lockdown
00:22I've had in ages.
00:26I'm just going to ask you a couple of questions. Okay. If you just want to answer them and then
00:31we'll just see how it goes. That's all right, Tim, yeah? Are you an actor? Yes, I'm an actor. What
00:37have you been in? Various different things. Good few years ago now, Brookside. A character called Terry Psycho Gibson on
00:44that. Terry Psycho Gibson? That sounds like one of my Uncle Barry's mates. Yes, there's a few of them around,
00:51Tim.
00:52Another character was Trevor Rameel on Hollyoaks. Oh, yeah. I remember watching that. Oh, you shouldn't have been watching that,
00:59Tim. I was watching Hollyoaks because there's some sexy ladies.
01:04Another one was Nick Neyland in Coronation Street. He was the last shot. Oh, that's where you beat up that
01:09ginger lad, wasn't it? Yeah.
01:13I'm ginger and that could have been my real dad. He wasn't just because he was ginger, though, Tim. He
01:18was a naughty lad himself. He wasn't good, was he? No.
01:21What's your favourite role that you've ever played? It's a tough one, that. I haven't got a favourite in particular.
01:27I don't know. He's always good fun playing baddies.
01:29You know, you're not just going to the shops for a loaf of bread. It's not that type of stuff.
01:32Bit edgy, isn't it? It's more drama. Yeah.
01:36I like exciting scripting. If you're an actor, it's always nice to try and test yourself and do things and
01:41get out of your comfort zone.
01:42My favourite that you played was when you beat up the ginger kid in Coronation Street. Yeah.
01:49That's just because it could have been my real dad. Oh, that's so bad.
01:53Boo. All the characters that you've played, they're proper scary, aren't they? Yeah, they can be, yeah.
01:59Are you scary in real life? No.
02:02That's not good because I was going to ask if you could make my Uncle Barry disappear.
02:08I've got a girlfriend called Chardonnay, right? Right.
02:12And she's beautiful. She's like a flowerpot of the Orient. She's gorgeous.
02:20Have you got a girlfriend?
02:22I've got a fiancé.
02:23You've got a fiancé?
02:24I'm going to say, yeah, yeah.
02:25Does she know?
02:28Have you got kids?
02:30I've got three kids. Yeah, Laura's got two kids. So, we've got a very busy household.
02:34That's loads of kids, isn't it?
02:36Yeah, six plus two equals loads.
02:38This is what everyone's been asking. What's your favourite colour?
02:42My favourite colour has always been red.
02:44Red! My hair's red because it's been out in the sun.
02:48Yeah, mine too.
02:49Is that because you support a particular football team?
02:53Yeah, United.
02:54That's why your favourite colour's red, isn't it?
02:56Yeah.
02:57Yeah. I'm like Columbo, mate.
02:59You know, like, I do videos on Facebook and YouTube.
03:04That's right, yeah.
03:04Have you ever watched them?
03:06Yeah, my children, they've watched your videos.
03:08Have you watched them?
03:09I've watched some, yeah.
03:10What's your favourite?
03:11The Scammer Caller.
03:13They didn't know if his name was Khaled or Philip.
03:16I love that one. I thought it was very good.
03:17He was borderline getting a bit rude, wasn't he?
03:19He was proper rude.
03:21They told you to just go and play outside.
03:23I'm glad I wasted his time.
03:26Have you got any weird talents?
03:28I've got one that I do for the kids.
03:30I've got a little party trick.
03:31You won't be able to see it just at the moment.
03:32I'll do it.
03:33Yeah.
03:33And then you'll see it.
03:34Yeah?
03:34Right.
03:35All right.
03:39I can't wait.
03:40It'll shiver your bones.
03:41You sound like Captain Birdseye.
03:45Right, the last question I've got for you.
03:48Yeah?
03:49Are you my real dad?
03:55Well, Tim, I'm glad we're having this chat because...
04:00No, I'm not my real dad.
04:02I've not got to do that.
04:05Greg, I just want to say a Maffy's thank you.
04:08Great stuff.
04:09Yeah, see you in a bit.
04:10Nice to hear you. Bye.
04:11Love you.
04:12I love you.
04:13Love you. Bye.
04:16That's Greg.
04:17Might not be my real dad, but I think he's got hidden talent.
04:21See you in a bit.
04:22I love you. Bye.
