00:01Is this the mobile phone shop?
00:04I'm just looking at getting a new mobile phone. Do you think you can help me?
00:10Brilliant. I need a new phone because my mum keeps going mad at me
00:15because I keep using all her battery.
00:18If you come in with your mother, we can definitely help you get a new phone, alright?
00:22I don't want to come in with my mum. I want to get one without her knowing.
00:27Because if I get it and she sees I've got a new phone,
00:31she's going to want to start using my phone
00:33because she won't want to use her old Nokia 3310.
00:37If you're not a loud one, I can't particularly sell you one.
00:40I am a loud one.
00:42Right.
00:43Uncle Barry's got a new phone, which is probably robbed,
00:46but he's got a new phone.
00:48If I get a new phone and my mum's still got an old brick,
00:51she's going to pinch it off me.
00:54If you bring someone in, I'd be more than happy to help.
00:56I could come in with smack of Steve.
00:59I've got a better idea.
01:00Why don't I come in?
01:02Uh-huh.
01:03And then you can get me a new phone because you're an adult.
01:07I can't. I don't know you, I'm afraid.
01:09I can't put you on my account.
01:10What's your name?
01:11My name is Reg.
01:12My name's Tim.
01:14Nice to meet you.
01:15There we are, best mates now.
01:17So you put me...
01:19You put me on your account.
01:21Get me a new phone.
01:22I can't put you on my account, unfortunately.
01:24I've got too many numbers on my account already.
01:26Rog! Rog!
01:28What phone have you got?
01:29I've got the iPhone 11 Pro Max.
01:32Right.
01:32Let's do a deal.
01:33You give me your iPhone 11 Pro Max.
01:37Uh-huh.
01:37I'll get my mum's old Nokia 3310.
01:40We'll do a swap.
01:42Then you've got a classic phone.
01:44My phone's really expensive.
01:46I don't want to lose it.
01:47My Uncle Barry's got loads of different phones.
01:51Get one of his phones then?
01:52No, because he uses them for selling plants out of the attic.
01:57And it's dangerous because the police are tracking them.
02:01That's not ideal, is it?
02:02Not for me, it's not.
02:03If I get your iPhone 11 plus X7, whatever you've got,
02:10I'll get you an antique Nokia 3310.
02:14You can take the face off it and everything.
02:17Oh my God.
02:18It's a very good offer, but unfortunately,
02:20I'm going to have to decline.
02:21Talk to me, Rog.
02:22My manager's going to get very mad at me.
02:25Put your manager on then.
02:26I tell him that.
02:27I need a new phone.
02:29I need a new phone.
02:30Uncle Barry's got no date because he's looking at boobies.
02:33My mum's phone.
02:35She's always on it playing snake.
02:37I need a new phone, Rog.
02:39I can't give you a new phone.
02:41You need your mother or your uncle to come in with you.
02:43Can I bring Smackhead Steve in?
02:45You can bring anyone you want in.
02:47If Smackhead Steve's not available,
02:48I'll just bring Potted Pete.
02:50He's got loads of phones as well,
02:52but again, he uses them all for his business.
02:55You've let me down, Rog.
02:56You've let me down.
02:57Oh, I'm sorry.
02:58I let a lot of people down.
02:59I'm not upset.
03:00I'm just disappointed.
03:02My family disappointed me as well.
03:04I'm used to it.
03:05If you ever want to talk to someone, Rog,
03:08don't talk to me because I've not got a flipping phone ever.
03:12Right, you take care, all right?
03:13I love you.
03:14You too, bye.
03:15Love you.
03:16Love you.
03:16Bye.
03:17Bye.
03:19Rog didn't get me a phone.
03:21Bye.
03:21Bye.
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