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00:0230-odd years ago, you'd drive past cows and you'd say,
00:05Mark and Josh, what noise does a cow make?
00:08And we'd go, moo!
00:10What does a horse do, Dad?
00:11It neighs.
00:12Oh, what's the noise?
00:14You know, yeah.
00:14Come on, show us.
00:16Neigh!
00:17It does.
00:17They weren't bad in Paris.
00:18Remember the song?
00:19Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O.
00:23And on that farm he had a...
00:25Dog.
00:26E-I-E-I-O.
00:29If the last few years have taught me anything,
00:32it's that nothing's as important as family.
00:37Goodbye at Essex.
00:38So I've decided to take some time out
00:41and spend it with two of my best mates in the world.
00:44My dad, Big Mark.
00:45I can't believe I'm doing this.
00:48And my little brother, Josh.
00:50Yeah!
00:51But we won't be clocking up the air miles.
00:53We're on top of the world!
00:55Incredible.
00:56Instead, we're hitting the road to explore beautiful Britain.
01:00Something we haven't done since we was kids.
01:02Yeah!
01:04We'll be pushing each other to our limits.
01:07Oh, what am I doing here?
01:08Oh!
01:10My legs are jelly.
01:11My bum feels loose.
01:12Oh!
01:14And opening up about stuff we've never talked about.
01:17I haven't been present enough.
01:19Have I let you down as a son?
01:22Family is more important than anything in the world.
01:24Always.
01:24Let's get going.
01:26Yeah!
01:28This is...
01:29Together.
01:30Come on!
01:30We're gonna see the UK like we've never seen it before.
01:34Yeah!
01:34This is unbelievable!
01:36On a right family holiday.
01:37Yeah!
01:38We came.
01:40Oh!
01:41We saw.
01:42Yes!
01:43We conquered.
01:45Oh!
01:47Dad?
01:48Is he all right?
01:58Now we're heading north.
02:02Another beautiful part of the UK, isn't it?
02:04Very green.
02:05I do like the northeastern.
02:07So much history here.
02:09Not far away from Hadrian's Wall, you know.
02:13What the Romans built centuries and centuries ago
02:16to hold their northwest frontier.
02:18It's actually 73 miles across coast to coast.
02:24What rhymes with door, Dad?
02:26Boar.
02:27That's what you are right now.
02:29Very interesting.
02:34For the next part of our trip, Dad's driving us to England's northernmost county, Northumberland.
02:41Ospreys, puffins and wild goats all call Northumberland home.
02:45And Dad will be right in his element.
02:48This place is one big history lesson.
02:52Here we go.
02:53England's Balder.
02:55So Balder's Scotland.
02:57And there's more castles in the northeast than anywhere else in England.
03:02You're probably older than a couple of these castles right there, aren't you?
03:05No.
03:06Under a year.
03:07About years old.
03:08It's beautiful.
03:09And it's very, very historic.
03:12My dad thinks he's a history teacher.
03:14So I think he's going to love this one.
03:16And it's important that it's not all about me and Josh.
03:18It's also for him.
03:19So it's time for him to smile and tell us what's what.
03:23Vikings first landed here.
03:25What, the north?
03:26Yeah.
03:26The northeast.
03:29I like history.
03:30The UK's got a lot of history.
03:32Youngsters don't see it.
03:33But as you get older, I think you appreciate it more.
03:36Well, I most certainly do.
03:38Do you know Earl Grade tea?
03:40Yeah.
03:40It comes from Northumberland.
03:42Does it?
03:42It's where it originated from, yeah.
03:44You've been on your phone all morning on Google, I know for a fact.
03:46I learned it at school.
03:48We've only been driving for a few hours.
03:50But with Dad's history lesson, it feels more like days.
03:54He's bored us to tears.
03:55I think we need something to wake us all up.
03:58What about a little bit of quad biking?
04:00You up for that?
04:02All.
04:02Day.
04:03Long.
04:04Dad, you up for it?
04:05Yeah, I don't mind.
04:06It ain't like racing like lunatics all over the place.
04:08You've always got to put a boring spin on it.
04:10No, I'm not. I'll do it.
04:10Straight to the quad bikes.
04:12Here we go.
04:13Nice to be having you, my son.
04:15Can I say so?
04:16Come on!
04:16I was born on adrenaline. Don't worry about me.
04:23We're heading to a forest just a mile and a half away from Hadrian's Wall.
04:27I've read this place is famous in the quad biking world for its jungle challenge.
04:32Sounds like a bit of me.
04:34Welcome to Northumberland.
04:36Hello.
04:36Josh, lovely to meet you.
04:37How are you doing?
04:37Pleased to meet you.
04:38I'm Mark Cena, your name?
04:39Richard.
04:40Nice to meet you Richard.
04:41You've been on quad bikes before?
04:43Yeah.
04:43Yeah.
04:43We're probably all with automatic gearboxes.
04:45Yeah.
04:45That's easy peasy.
04:47We don't do easy peasy.
04:49So if you come over here and have a look at them.
04:51They're quite powerful, don't they?
04:52This one here.
04:52That's it, right?
04:53If you turn the key, start it, there's a little button on the left hand side below.
04:58With a zig zag, yeah.
04:59With a zig zag, yeah.
05:05They sound mean.
05:06Tell me we've got some boy racers here.
05:08There's only one joker in this family and that is Mark.
05:11People say you get wiser the older you get, but I don't think he'll ever change.
05:15You two, especially you Mark, please be sensible.
05:18Enjoy yourself, have an adventure, go and go like a lunatic.
05:21Will you stop being a killjoy?
05:22He could be in the most serious place and suddenly an urge, you just see a smirk come over his
05:27face and
05:27or a twitch in him and it's like, here we go.
05:29I could just, I know him that well.
05:31I know it's coming.
05:32Remember these are big quads.
05:33If you handle them incorrectly, particularly if you're turning, they could throw you off.
05:38They really can.
05:39Keep going.
05:40Keep going, wait, wait, wait.
05:41Hold it, Richie, my son!
05:44Let's be having ya!
05:45Come on!
05:52Sorry, Rich.
05:53Great partner.
05:54We had a broken arm when somebody was doing that six months ago.
05:57We had a broken arm when somebody was doing that.
05:58Sorry, Richard.
06:00I just got a bit excited.
06:02Oops.
06:02Anyway, that's the lesson over.
06:04Let's have this.
06:08Get in there!
06:14We are tearing it up in the grounds of a luxury country house hotel.
06:19I just hope we're not ruining anyone's peaceful getaway.
06:27Mark, hold on.
06:29Hold on, Mark.
06:30Right.
06:30Uh-oh.
06:31Looks like I'm in Barney rubble again with Richie.
06:33That was brilliant.
06:35Yeah?
06:36That was, first of all, absolutely.
06:37The way you took that, aggression, and you just went for it.
06:42Brilliant.
06:42Thank you so much, Richard.
06:44Absolutely brilliant.
06:45Oh, he likes it.
06:46Full marks for me.
06:47But guess who's bottom of the class?
06:49What?
06:49What's he getting on?
06:52Stuck in the mud, big man.
06:55He's broken it.
06:56It just cut out on me.
06:57Yeah, all right.
06:59Bad driving.
06:59Okay, edge.
07:00Okay, I can't stop.
07:01Yeah!
07:03Yes!
07:05Yes!
07:06No, go forward.
07:07Hang on, here he goes.
07:08Here he goes.
07:10Here he goes.
07:10Here he goes.
07:11He's stuck!
07:12He's stuck, Josh!
07:13Why is he in the bush?
07:16Now some of us are getting the hang of it.
07:21Time to tackle the most challenging part of the course.
07:24We haven't been through this for six months.
07:26Really?
07:27We've been saving it for you.
07:28Just got a blast through it.
07:29Say this, whoever doesn't make it through is a melt.
07:31All right, whoever doesn't make it through is a melt.
07:34Coming in.
07:35Right, I'm going to show Dad and little bro how it's done.
07:38Come down like you are.
07:39Again.
07:41Now go for it.
07:42Now go for it.
07:42Go on, go, go, go.
07:50He's stuck.
07:53That's the melt!
07:54The melt!
07:54The melt!
07:59What a donut!
08:01Melting!
08:04He's clueless.
08:05He's too deep.
08:06Big time, Charlie.
08:08How are we going to get him out?
08:09I have no idea.
08:10Mark, we'll see you back in camp.
08:12Let's go, Josh.
08:13He's done.
08:14Ta-da, boy!
08:16Unbelievable.
08:16Where are them two gone?
08:18See you at lunch.
08:21I'll tell you what, that was great.
08:23I really thoroughly enjoyed it.
08:24But the greatest bit of it was Mark.
08:26Big time Charlie getting stuck.
08:28Go on, go on.
08:31Go.
08:31He's a bit older, a bit wiser.
08:33With certain things in there that you've got to be a bit tentative.
08:35No.
08:36Typical him, wants to do his things his own way.
08:39And what happens, goes wrong.
08:41Slow and steady, won the day.
08:44That's for sure.
08:57Really enjoyed it, Mark.
08:58Really enjoyed that.
08:59I loved it until I got stuck in the mud.
09:02Hilarious.
09:02That was.
09:03Giving it all the big and it went bang.
09:06Yeah.
09:06Good shout out, Margie.
09:09Right.
09:09Dad's picking where we're going next.
09:11So let's face it, it's going to be somewhere old.
09:13I think we're going the wrong way here.
09:15We're going past it.
09:15We will go the wrong way because you're in a driver's seat.
09:18And he ain't short of history to choose from around here.
09:21Roman ruins, ancient churches and of course, castles.
09:25Over 70 of them in Northumberland, including Anik, Hogwarts in the Harry Potter films.
09:33Here we go.
09:36Here we go.
09:39Chillingham Castle.
09:42Look at the grass.
09:4412th century built.
09:46That's over 800 years ago.
09:50Well, let's hope this gaff has showers and Wi-Fi because we're sleeping here tonight.
09:54I bet this place is haunted.
09:56If it is, I'll be straight out of here in an hotel.
10:03This place has been lived in by the same family for almost 800 years.
10:09And apparently it's Britain's most haunted castle.
10:12To be honest, I'm far from over the moon about sleeping here tonight.
10:17What do you think?
10:19Why have you chosen this?
10:21That's what I think.
10:22Just go in there in the courtyard and take a look.
10:25It feels eerie.
10:27Hello, sir.
10:29What an amazing place this is.
10:31I know it.
10:32I've been trying to tell the boys about castles.
10:34This is amazing.
10:35So is this your ancestor's place?
10:37It's the wife's ancestor's place.
10:39It went down the female line.
10:41The ghosts were delighted and...
10:43Ghosts?
10:43Yeah, yeah.
10:44What do you mean ghosts?
10:45I mean, we wouldn't be here if it wasn't for the ghosts.
10:48You know, they're everywhere.
10:49When I first came here, there was a priest.
10:51I was frightened of these ghosts.
10:53So I said to the priest, can you get rid of them?
10:55He said, sure.
10:56And after a night, he said, too many, can't touch them.
11:00This is a beautiful place, but I'm scared of ghosts.
11:02Are you ready?
11:03Of course I am.
11:03You better do a runner.
11:04Are they women, men, children, like families?
11:07There's so many people who know where you go.
11:10Yeah.
11:10I mean, in that room up there, there's a blue boy who lives there.
11:15A blue boy?
11:16A blue boy.
11:17And he came out and he shimmered and trembled.
11:20And then, about 100 years ago, they were digging between the walls
11:25to get into one room to another room, and they'd find the bones of this boy.
11:33Really?
11:33How about that?
11:34How are you?
11:35Oh, dear.
11:38I prefer to not meet them.
11:40I don't care how nice or horrible they are.
11:42You are like a blind man saying, I don't want to see colour.
11:45Really?
11:46So, I have words.
11:46You're going to see them.
11:47It's a whole other dimension.
11:48You should be welcomed and thrilled to it.
11:50Say no more.
11:51Shall we see where we're staying?
11:58Oh, it's the bedrooms.
12:00It's not a bad bedroom at all, but it means me and you sharing again, Josh.
12:04Yeah, that's the ghost chair here, look.
12:05Sits staring at us all night.
12:06Yeah, imagine...
12:07Oh, looking there.
12:08An old woman's just sat on there.
12:13Shotgun this room.
12:14This is me.
12:15This is called the father's room.
12:17This is what it'd be like.
12:18Whoever sleeps in this room, you'll wake up about 3am and someone would just be like that.
12:21This is the father's room.
12:23Dad, honestly, I'm sleeping in here.
12:25No, you ain't sleeping in here at all.
12:26You wanted to stay somewhere in history because that's what you like.
12:29Why have you had to bring somewhere with ghosts?
12:32There must be another car.
12:32Because over the last couple of weeks or so, you've put me through hell.
12:37So now, you two stay in the two single beds behind me and the main master, yeah,
12:45which goes back centuries, it'd be me in here.
12:48I could be in the lounge, let me tell you, by the sofa and the TV.
12:51If you go out of the bedroom into the lounge, I'm following you.
12:53What's wrong with you?
12:54This generation of kids there, you're actually genuinely frightened.
13:00You tell me that at 3am when you've got someone sitting at the end of your bed that you ain't
13:03scared.
13:04That'd probably be Humphrey.
13:18He's just in there snoring away, Mr History.
13:21I know.
13:23It'd be great to prank him, wouldn't it?
13:25Imagine sneaking up the end of his bed and just putting your hand across his bed.
13:28I'm not lying, I think I'd scare myself.
13:31I know.
13:31I know.
13:32I know.
13:54I know.
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14:06You big idiots.
14:14You had a panic-out, didn't you?
14:17You know you had a panic-out.
14:20You had a panic-out then, didn't you?
14:21Yes.
14:27You had a panic.
14:28You had a panic, that's why he got up.
14:28He definitely did. He got up real quick.
14:30Because we did little noises.
14:32That's why he got up real quick.
14:39He's got me heart going now.
14:53The most haunted castle in the world.
14:56I didn't see one.
14:58Unless I slept through it.
15:02Want a coffee, Mark?
15:04Yes, please. Nice straw one.
15:11This caps off a nice stay, didn't it?
15:14Very nice.
15:15You done well with the picking, I must say.
15:17So you can see why now it's about coming to the castle, yeah?
15:22I can't.
15:22Look at this room.
15:23Do you still believe in ghosts?
15:25Yeah, I do actually.
15:26Me and Josh went to bed dressed, woke up naked.
15:29She probably stripped you off in the night and had a little play.
15:34Do you think that class is cheating?
15:36Having a little slapping tickle off a ghost?
15:37No, of course not.
15:51I'm not just saying it to wind you up.
15:53I think it's a better drive with me in the front.
15:54We're not getting told what that is, what that is, what area.
15:57I'm very content.
15:58Dad, it's annoying when you drive.
15:59You've got to stop all that.
16:00What?
16:01This area's called Fenton.
16:03You sound like a TomTom.
16:04It was Felton, actually.
16:07Northumberland has miles of golden beaches and rugged coastline.
16:11So, we're on our way to the seaside.
16:14I fancy a nice stroll down the promenade down the front.
16:17Get a 99 ice cream.
16:19Cornet.
16:20I think they're too 99 now.
16:21Cornet.
16:22And then watching you soon.
16:24Cornet.
16:24Ain't it a cone?
16:25Cornet.
16:26It's now time to get to a beach, getting in the water and freshening up.
16:30I'll go to the beach but I won't be getting in the sea in this climate.
16:33You will be?
16:33I won't be.
16:36Have you ever been in the North Sea this far up?
16:39No.
16:40It'd be like an iceberg.
16:43This could be my worst nightmare.
16:46You say that about everything.
16:48You're as cold as ice.
16:51You're willing to sacrifice our love.
16:55To be fair, this time the old man could be right.
16:58A day out at Clacton-on-Sea, this ain't.
17:01I'm about to push him to the edge, then he's going to jump off.
17:05Look at that city how uninvited is that?
17:08It's very important we do stuff that we've never done before that challenges us, especially my dad.
17:14Because he thinks he can't do anything anymore.
17:16So, we're here to do something called co-steering.
17:19Have you ever heard of co-steering before?
17:20Co-steering?
17:21We're going to be using the coastal features to get in and out of the water in different ways.
17:25From rock climbing and rock jumps to big cliff jumps.
17:29Cliff jumping, big dad.
17:31Cliff jumping.
17:32How's that sound?
17:33Let's get going.
17:35Jumping off cliffs when I was younger was something I loved.
17:39I was supposed to be chilling today with an ice cream in my hand. Look at this, look.
17:42I'll get you an ice cream after, Dad, with a flake and all.
17:45Jumping off rocks into the water, like clear water, brilliant sunshine.
17:49Look at Dad!
17:49Here you go, hands up.
17:51Dad looks like a big sea lion. Just make that noise to me.
17:54Go on.
17:55I'm not in the mood. Please leave me alone.
17:57I could jump from one rock to another when I was young, but to do that now, try and jump
18:02across,
18:02I'm there thinking, what foot do I land on? How am I going to be? Do I go that way?
18:06It's just the thought process of being safe, basically.
18:10Look, I'm older than these guys, obviously. I'm their father.
18:13They're into all this. They're going to give it a go.
18:15I'm going to give it a go as well, but don't be disappointed with me.
18:17Just get on with it and enjoy it. Come on!
18:19Stop it, sir. See you. Carry on, I'm telling you.
18:22We definitely become more cautious when we get older, 100%.
18:25I don't know anyone my age who would say differently.
18:30If they did, I think they'd be lying.
18:31Let's get going. Let's head down there, guys.
18:37What sort of a height is the first one?
18:3920 feet.
18:42Is that pure sea down there? There's no rocks?
18:44No, no. Sandy bottom is 15 metres deep.
18:46All right, then.
18:47As you're in the air, you're going to balance yourself, your arms out by your sides,
18:50and just before you hit the water, legs together,
18:52you need slightly bent on your arms by your sides, all right?
18:54Who's going to go first?
18:56The first jump might be a warm-up, but it's still a five metre drop into the freezing North Sea.
19:01It's higher than it looks.
19:02So this time, I'm going to let the others go first.
19:04One, two, three, step.
19:07Nice!
19:11Are you ready?
19:13Here we go.
19:13We're going to go in one, two, three, step.
19:19Yes!
19:21Yes, Dan!
19:24I think I've started to realise I'm actually scared of heights.
19:27You can't melt in water.
19:28Here we go.
19:28Are you ready?
19:29In one, two, three, come on!
19:43That was good.
19:45The next jump is no joke.
19:48It's twice as high.
19:49Big question, why is your hat off?
19:51What?
19:51Why is your hat off?
19:52Because I'm done.
19:53What do you mean you're done?
19:53You've jumped once.
19:54Dad, we've got the big one now.
19:55I've climbed, I've jumped, I'm out.
19:57Dad, just do it once more.
19:59I've achieved what I needed to come here and achieve.
20:01Come on then, helmet on.
20:02No, no, no, no.
20:02Listen, please don't try and put pressure on me or I'll walk away.
20:05All right?
20:06I've come here, I've jumped and I've conquered.
20:09Finished.
20:09Stay there then.
20:10You're accepting the OAP status.
20:13My watch was going off ringing, but a funny ring.
20:15And when I looked at it, it said emergency call.
20:19It looks like you've had a bad fall.
20:22Are you ready?
20:23Careful.
20:24Here we go.
20:24We're going to go in one, two, three.
20:26Yeah!
20:28Oh, that's deep.
20:30That is higher, man.
20:31That is high.
20:32That is high.
20:33Mark, I'm worried about you.
20:34Are you sure you want to do it?
20:36Honestly, I didn't know I had a problem with heights.
20:39That is very, very high.
20:40If you don't fancy it, I won't hold it against you.
20:45So I just jumped from there.
20:46Here we go.
20:47Feet together on entry, yeah?
20:49Easy for you to say.
20:50Here we go, are you ready?
20:51I'm not ready!
20:52In one!
20:53Wait!
20:54One!
20:55No!
20:55Don't push me.
20:56What's happened to me in heights?
20:58I'm going to push you.
20:59Dad, stay there.
21:00Stay there!
21:01I'm pushing you.
21:02One, three.
21:02One, two.
21:04Shush!
21:04I'm coming over.
21:05No!
21:06Let me do my own time.
21:07Stay there.
21:08If you don't go, I'm going to push you.
21:10Oh, I can't do it.
21:10Why can't I do it?
21:11One foot.
21:12One foot, yeah.
21:12Big step out.
21:13Go on, on my car.
21:14One, two, three!
21:15Yes!
21:17Phil, that was high.
21:19Woo!
21:19Woo!
21:20Nice one!
21:23I think at 35 years of age,
21:26I've discovered that I've got a bit of a phobia.
21:29Nice one, guys.
21:30I know it's safe, but completely, like, it's from head to toe, like, just this nerve, and
21:36it's happening more and more.
21:37Just follow those good footholds.
21:39And I'm a bit annoyed about it, because I've never been someone that's scared of things.
21:42I've always just thrown myself in the deep end.
21:44No pun intended.
21:51One bonus to you today.
21:53You've done it, and you said yes.
21:55However, we went up to the next jump.
21:58You bottled it.
21:59I didn't bottle nothing.
22:00Did you bottle the high jump?
22:01No.
22:01Why didn't you do it?
22:02I've done my jump.
22:03Why didn't you do the big one?
22:04I didn't need to, because I've done it.
22:05Why didn't you do it, though?
22:06Because I've done it when I said.
22:07No, but why didn't you do the big one?
22:08I've done it when I said.
22:09The old man's getting hangry.
22:12Fancy for a nice little pub, and have a nice bit of local grub.
22:17Lucky I've booked us into a traditional Northumberland pub for some lunch.
22:22Scran, they call it.
22:23Scran?
22:24Yeah.
22:26It's nice, isn't it?
22:28It's lovely.
22:32Hi, you all right there?
22:32How are you doing?
22:33You okay?
22:33I know.
22:34Pardon yourself?
22:35All good, mate.
22:35All good.
22:36What can I get for you there?
22:37What's the local grub around here?
22:39There's a menu for you there.
22:41Would you have a voice?
22:42I can recommend the Pan Huggity.
22:43It's vegan.
22:44Pan what?
22:45Huggity.
22:46Huggity.
22:46Huggity.
22:47It's beautiful.
22:48Is it haggis?
22:49No, it's not.
22:50So what is it?
22:51That's what Northumberland people love, yeah?
22:52Yeah, it is.
22:53It's got a lot of history behind it, though.
22:54Not history.
22:55He'll like it.
22:56A lot of history behind it.
22:58Let's get one of them each.
22:59Go on, then.
22:59How's that sound?
23:00Lovely jubbly.
23:05This is right up your street, innit?
23:07It's lovely, innit?
23:08Cheers to getting involved with your big duck.
23:10I think, in all seriousness, you need to slow it down a little bit.
23:12I'm not getting no younger, nor are yous, actually,
23:14because you're going ahead all guns blazing.
23:17You need to look at situations and suss them before you do it,
23:20like today, you know?
23:21Oh, the food's in.
23:22Oh, thank you.
23:23I'll keep you there.
23:25Looks like a pie, innit?
23:26Dad, that's right up your street.
23:28Look how buzzed he is.
23:29It's not pie-mashing liquor, but it is Pan Haggerty.
23:32It's a traditional Northumbrian dish containing potatoes,
23:35onion and cheese.
23:36They love it so much round here, the locals even eat it for breakfast.
23:39What do you reckon, Dad?
23:40Nice.
23:41Very nice.
23:42About 2,500 calories in it and all.
23:44I know yous laugh and say I'm reckless and wild, but I love it.
23:49Like, you used to be wild like me.
23:50That's where I get it from.
23:51I feel no different today than when I was 40.
23:56Mentally and most parts of my body, I feel the same.
24:00But naturally, you get older, you calm a little bit.
24:04I'm going to live my last day today.
24:06It's not my last day, but I'm going to live life like it's my last day.
24:09Yeah, I agree with you.
24:10I think the last couple of years, you let yourself be mentally older than you were.
24:15I think before it, you was throwing yourself into things more and then suddenly, like,
24:18the last two years, you pulled back a little bit on doing fun things and you accepted you were older.
24:23I don't think you ever have to accept your old.
24:25Look at Grandad going to the gym until a couple of years ago and he's nearly 90.
24:29Yeah.
24:30True.
24:31Does getting old scare you?
24:32My fear of not being able to do things that I want to do later in life, like these things
24:37we're doing now.
24:38I think that's the whole example of why we're doing this.
24:40I mean, for me, the best thing about this is the fact you're here with us.
24:44Making you come on this trip has probably made you go, you know what?
24:47I want to do more of this.
24:48Yeah.
24:48If we didn't do this, you wouldn't have felt it.
24:50The old saying, age is just a number.
24:52Cheers to that.
24:53Age is just a number.
24:54I'm doing Everest next year.
24:56Let's go.
24:58Good luck for that.
25:08We've got time for one more adventure in Northumberland.
25:11And it could be a mistake, but I'm letting Dad pick this one.
25:14So we're on our way now to my second little treat.
25:17A lovely little spa.
25:19Spa?
25:20Yes.
25:21Get in.
25:22What type of spa, Dad?
25:24Well, you'll see when we get in.
25:25I need a deep tissue on my back.
25:27Something you've never had before.
25:29Showing your age again now, Dad, ain't ya?
25:31Why?
25:31Spas and all that.
25:32Spas? Youngsters go to spas.
25:36Hello, how are you doing?
25:38Hi, I'm good, thank you.
25:39We've come for three mud spas.
25:42Mud spas?
25:42You have indeed, yeah.
25:44Mud?
25:45Yeah, mud.
25:45What's a mud spa?
25:46We are going to give you a nice full body scrub.
25:50Then you're going to have a mud wrap with seaweed leaves as well.
25:53Basically, seaweed has a natural healing effect on the body.
26:03Life goes too quick.
26:05I can remember when I was their age, it goes like that.
26:08We were only here for a long weekend.
26:11So enjoy it.
26:13You like it, boys?
26:14Yep.
26:15Lovely.
26:16You've absolutely pulled it out of the bag, yeah.
26:20Life's not all about fast and furious.
26:22As you get older, I believe you see more and you take more out of what you see and you
26:27can appreciate it more.
26:29I smell like something you get in a sushi restaurant.
26:33Like Eden Army Beans.
26:39Take your time and just relish it, basically.
26:48Look at the state of us, Dad.
26:52Okay, boys, that's the end of your treatment.
26:54We'll let you know.
26:54Get them out!
26:56Get them out!
26:56That is all people!
26:57You're on, Dad.
27:00You made the girls blush now.
27:05Years ago, people used to say, life begins at 40.
27:09Let me tell you, I believe life begins at 60.
27:12I really do.
27:13Because you couldn't do as much as you could when you were 40 as you are when you're 60.
27:18Sorry.
27:19There you go.
27:19That's old age.
27:21What you're telling me, Dad, about the age and the number, it's what I want to hear
27:25because you know I'm a bit fearful of it and that's why I want to keep seeing you do it.
27:27I want to see you do this in 5, 10, 15, 20 years, Simon.
27:31So like when I was young, I used to think, oh, 65, that's well old.
27:34I look at him like young.
27:35He's flying around on quad bikes, jumping off the cliffs.
27:37For every year he keeps doing it, we can keep believing we can do it then.
27:41Exactly that.
27:42I will do it every year with you, I promise you.
27:44As long as you two keep paying for it.
27:51Right, okay boys.
27:53Archaeologists found that the A1 from London to Edinburgh is certain places is 10,000 years old.
28:01Dad.
28:01Stop.
28:03Next time.
28:04I would walk 500 miles an hour.
28:08We cross the border into Scotland.
28:10Oh my God!
28:11Slow down.
28:12You're going to have an accident.
28:14Oh!
28:14I've got one!
28:15He hit the pike.
28:16He's massive!
28:18Whoa!
28:20Ah!
28:22Dad?
28:24Is he alright?
28:25We're gonna shout it to the top, shout!
28:28We're gonna shout it to the top, shout!
28:32Check it.
28:42Check it!
28:49And as long as you can!
28:50Da and none!
28:51What about you do?
28:51I'll be at all that musicports.
28:52Look at...
28:52I'm ready for it!!!
28:53There...
28:54The credits!
28:54You