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00:31Hi Pete.
00:41Lofty, have you finished Ubering yet?
00:43Nearly.
00:44Locky, do you mind?
00:46I know what you're having.
00:48No, no, no, it's too early for me.
00:50I came in to see...
00:51Lofty!
00:52I've got something jammed in me brushes.
00:53Not your brains by any chance, is it?
00:58Still no Ethel?
00:59No.
01:00She can't stay locked in her room forever.
01:02Try telling her that.
01:03It'd take the SES to get her out.
01:04That's what I've come to talk to you about.
01:06You don't think they're joining up, are you?
01:07I might just be a bit old.
01:08No, no, no.
01:09It's about Nick Cotton.
01:10You reckon that's where it will stand put?
01:12Yes, I do.
01:12And I also reckon it wouldn't be wise for him and Pete to come face to face just yet.
01:16Right, I can see the event being a bit crucial.
01:18Right, so since you're hanging around all day, it's down to you.
01:20What is?
01:22Make sure they don't run into each other.
01:23How can I do that?
01:25Easy.
01:25It can't be easy, Arthur.
01:27I'm working behind this bar all day.
01:28Just keep nipping in and out.
01:29No, no.
01:30It's easier for you to do it.
01:31Me?
01:32Yeah.
01:32How do you make that out?
01:33Well, you've got nothing on.
01:34Just hang around keeping an eye on things.
01:36I can't.
01:37Of course you can, Arthur.
01:38A bit of private dick work never harmed anyone.
01:40But don't tell Pauline.
01:41Simon, we're clean out of glasscloths.
01:43Oh, right.
01:43I'll sort it out this afternoon.
01:44Thanks, darling.
01:45Well, it's a good job you thought with it, Arthur.
01:47Might have had a problem, I've always.
01:48Yeah, but I can't.
01:49I tell you, I can't, Abby.
01:50Here we are.
01:51What's this?
01:52Tempe.
01:52I know that.
01:53What's it for?
01:54You.
01:55Lofty, if this is some sort of early morning proposition, you could find me very insulted.
01:59After a couple of jeans, of course, I might be tempted.
02:01No, it was on the floor.
02:02Oh, I see.
02:03I sucked it up, you know, in me oover.
02:05I bet that hurt.
02:07Here.
02:07You hang on to it.
02:08It might change your luck.
02:09And get a move on.
02:10Don't make it look too obvious.
02:11Holes people get suspicious.
02:14Now then, remember, Arthur.
02:15Just blend.
02:16Blend?
02:16Yeah, into the brickwork.
02:17Yeah, I'll try.
02:19Have you done that oovering yet, Lofty?
02:20Yeah.
02:21Do you want to put it away, then?
02:22Yeah, in a minute, after I've had a go on this.
02:24Oh, feeling lucky, are we?
02:25Yeah.
02:30Oh, never mind, Lofty.
02:31You can't win every time.
02:33No, I never win on these things.
02:37Hey, look at that.
02:38A quid.
02:38That's lucky.
02:40Lofty.
02:41Work.
02:51Oi.
02:52How are they?
02:54Oh, hello, Pete.
02:55I didn't see you there.
02:56What are you doing on there?
02:58Nothing.
02:59Nothing.
02:59Yeah, do us in five minutes, will you, mate?
03:01Take the part of the stall.
03:02I want to get a cup of tea.
03:03Oh, yeah.
03:04Yeah, sure.
03:04Yeah.
03:05Do you mind?
03:05No, no, thanks.
03:06I'm fine.
03:11Stop that, please.
03:12Tea, Pete?
03:13It might taste like something else, but I'll call it tea up.
03:15Funny.
03:16What time did you say it was?
03:18Twenty to twelve.
03:19She should be here by now.
03:20Yeah, she said half past eleven.
03:22Well, it's gone that, isn't it?
03:23Only ten minutes.
03:24She could have found someone else, I suppose.
03:26Well, you know what she's like.
03:28Well, I'm not that I'm bothered.
03:29I've got plenty to do.
03:30She'll be here.
03:32Tea up, Pete.
03:33Cheers, Al.
03:34Here you go.
03:35Oh, there you are.
03:36Of course I am.
03:37Yeah, I mean, I suddenly fancied a cup of tea myself.
03:39Have you come to the white place?
03:40Yeah.
03:41I've got Cole standing out here.
03:42You've only been here a minute, aren't I?
03:43Have a tea, Alfa?
03:44Yes, please.
03:45Where are you going?
03:46Back to my stall.
03:47Oh, no, no.
03:48Don't worry about that.
03:49I've got to say he's keeping an eye on it.
03:50Look, why don't we sit down and have our tea in comfort?
03:53I don't want my tea sitting down.
03:55Anyway, it's all right, love.
03:59Come on, Pete.
03:59Don't stand there.
04:00Help the lady in the pram.
04:01It's you.
04:02I am doing.
04:04Hey, is it still all right?
04:06It's all sick.
04:07Listen, I've got to go.
04:08I'm in a rush.
04:08All right.
04:09We'll be back about half three.
04:10Don't worry.
04:11A nice kid, that.
04:13A nice kid.
04:14You know, she has her problems, but she won't give in easily.
04:17She refuses to lie down.
04:19Have you finished?
04:20You're Alexia on survival, so I wouldn't mind getting back to my stall.
04:23Oh, yes.
04:24Yeah.
04:25Just a minute.
04:29What are you doing up now?
04:30Just wanted to see if it stopped raining.
04:32I didn't know it had started.
04:33It hadn't, but it looked as though it might.
04:35And that's it?
04:36Well, I can't stand here chatting all day.
04:37I'll see you a bit.
04:38Hey, Arthur.
04:39What about you two?
04:40See you, Al.
04:41Yeah.
04:44Oi.
04:45I thought she was asleep.
04:47When was that?
04:48This morning.
04:49He thought I'd gone off me rocker.
04:51I'm not surprised.
04:51I think we need a meeting.
04:53Get it sorted once and for all.
04:54Yeah.
04:54We'll pass the word round between us, all right?
04:56Right.
04:56I'll go and check on him again.
04:57Yeah, Arthur.
04:58Keep blending.
04:59You're doing a great job.
05:00Oh, yeah.
05:01See you, Arthur.
05:02Hey, Arthur.
05:03Hey, Arthur.
05:04What are you doing tomorrow night?
05:05Nothing.
05:06Why?
05:06Well, we're having a little meeting to discuss Mr. Personality.
05:09Nick Cotton?
05:10That's him.
05:11Count me in.
05:11I want a drink.
05:13Of course you do.
05:13Of course you do.
05:14Life can't be all work.
05:15Two halves, please, Simon.
05:16Look, Arthur, if I wanted a drink, I'd have come in and got one.
05:19I don't need you to tell me when I want a drink.
05:21Look, I'm your brother-in-law.
05:22I've got a perfect right to buy you a drink, and I...
05:24Of course you have.
05:25But does it have to be in the middle of me, serving somebody with a pound of Brussels sprouts?
05:33I don't know what you're worried about.
05:35Most people would be glad of the opportunity.
05:37I mean, I mean...
05:38No, you're right.
05:39Right.
05:39Back on the job.
05:40Come on.
05:40Oh, wait.
05:40Finish the...
05:41No, no, no.
05:42I can't be accused of stopping you earning a living.
05:44Come on.
05:45This is fine with me, will you?
05:49Any luck, Lofty?
05:50No, not a sausage.
05:52You know, this one would make some money if he did some work.
05:54There's nothing to do.
05:55Well, find something.
05:57There you go.
05:5879p.
05:59Cheers.
06:06Here.
06:07This glass's got lipstick on it.
06:09Oh, so it has.
06:10What's wrong with that, then?
06:11Not your colour.
06:13Yeah, look, this is my last one, right?
06:20I don't know why I bother.
06:22Nah.
06:23Bring another crate like ours.
06:24We'll have to be getting a bit low.
06:25Yeah, yeah.
06:28Clear with that.
06:29Another quiz.
06:31Makes you wonder, don't it?
06:33What?
06:34How a girl like that could have such a nice baby.
06:38Where'd you say she'd gone?
06:39I didn't.
06:40I heard she got a job.
06:42Yes, she has.
06:43What doing?
06:44Helping the needy.
06:46Sort of social work.
06:48You could say that, isn't it?
06:49I don't see why it takes two of us.
06:51It doesn't.
06:52Then why are we both here?
06:54It makes us both look keen.
06:55For what?
06:56For work.
06:57You saw what it was like this lunchtime.
06:59Then and Angie aren't going to keep on staff for decoration.
07:01Now we've got to make a thing they can't do without us.
07:03Oh, right.
07:04Yeah, now get a machine.
07:06Hello, Annie.
07:07Mary not back yet?
07:09No.
07:09I wonder how she got on.
07:11It's her first date today, isn't it?
07:12Yeah.
07:13I don't think it's right, you know, Sue.
07:15There's got to be something wrong somewhere, isn't there, when a girl has to do that to
07:18earn a living.
07:19What's wrong with it?
07:21I'd do it myself if I was a healthy woman.
07:24Hey?
07:24I think it's very useful work.
07:27Do you?
07:27Well, my Nick's had his problems.
07:30There were times when he could have done with someone doing that for him.
07:33I bet people have done it for you sometimes, haven't they?
07:37Well, only Mary.
07:39Has anybody seen Pete?
07:41Nice day out there, Doc.
07:43Nice.
07:43Very nice.
07:44He was in the care for Arthur.
07:45Thanks very much.
07:46Has anybody got any value?
07:48Arthur, remember.
07:49Yeah, I know.
07:49Blend, blend.
07:50I'm beginning to feel like a Kenwood chap.
07:54Alice said you've been here.
07:55She's been all right, has she?
07:56Yeah.
07:57Good as gold.
07:59It's good to get you.
08:00Yeah, let's tuck you in, Annie.
08:01Give you back to your mum.
08:02Have you got any money for this?
08:06First date today, weren't it?
08:07Yeah.
08:08How'd it go?
08:09She did great.
08:10You work together, do you?
08:12Well, I'm not exactly together.
08:14Mind you, that is a thought though, isn't it?
08:15Yeah, she has been showing me the ropes.
08:17Oh.
08:18Right.
08:19Get you home then.
08:21Cheers, sir.
08:22Bye.
08:22See you, Doc.
08:24You're welcome.
08:25Cheers.
08:25She don't look like a social worker to me.
08:29Yeah, this machine don't work.
08:31What's the matter with it?
08:32Well, I put the money in and nothing happens.
08:34Oh, let me have a look, Lofty.
08:37Excuse me.
08:43Yeah?
08:44You've just got to have the tats.
08:46Let's go.
08:49I need some water for a hotel.
08:52I'm gonna have a look.
08:59Hey, where have you been?
09:01Some change.
09:02Well, Pumlin wants to see you, quick.
09:03Quick.
09:03Come on.
09:04Yeah, quick, Aaron, quick.
09:07I found him.
09:08Oh.
09:09Pete.
09:09That's nice.
09:10You want to see him?
09:11I do?
09:12Yes.
09:13When?
09:13Now.
09:13Romeo.
09:14I see.
09:15Well?
09:16What?
09:17What do you want to see him about?
09:18I, um...
09:19The meeting.
09:20The meeting?
09:20The meeting.
09:21Tomorrow night in the pub.
09:22Oh, the meeting?
09:23Yes, yes.
09:24We're going to have a meeting to decide what to do about Nick Cotton once and for all.
09:27This time we're going to stitch him up good and proper.
09:30Stitch him up.
09:31You've got him.
09:32Get it?
09:33Yeah.
09:33Well, but don't count me in.
09:35What?
09:36You have your meeting.
09:37You decide what you want to do with a slag.
09:39But as far as I'm concerned, there's only one thing I'm going to do and that's take his head off.
09:44Took me ages to get my bra off, though.
09:46Girl, you should have let one of a man do it for you.
09:48What?
09:49You let him touch me?
09:50Yeah.
09:51That way they really think they've got their money's worth.
09:52I suppose so.
09:54I think I did all right, though.
09:55Mm.
09:56Well, all right, you just rushed it a bit.
09:58You just need to enjoy it.
10:00I know, but when you're up on stage, it just goes on forever.
10:02Look, just remember, most of those blokes haven't seen what you're offering since their wedding night.
10:07That's when the wives decide they don't like it anymore.
10:09So just make them wait.
10:11Right.
10:11It's more enjoyable to them than winning the polls.
10:14Oh, no, but with the music going and the lights, I just felt...
10:17I just felt so...
10:19Naked.
10:21Yeah.
10:22What, are you going to do next week still?
10:24Yeah, of course I am, if I can get a sitter.
10:26Can't you ask Sue again?
10:27I don't like.
10:28Well, she didn't seem to mind.
10:29In fact, she seemed to enjoy it.
10:31Yeah, we'll see.
10:32You on tonight, then?
10:33Yeah.
10:34Just three of my regulars.
10:36You must get used to it.
10:38Girl, I love it.
10:39Besides, I was never any good at typing.
10:43Hey, you know what?
10:44I thought there'd be all drunken slobs this long as time, but they weren't.
10:47Oh, no, you get all sorts.
10:48Lawyers, doctors, businessmen, the lads.
10:50There was this guy sitting on the front row, and I'm sure he was from the city.
10:53He had to bowl a hat on his lap.
10:56You know what I've suddenly realised is that the whole world's taking me for an idiot.
11:00I mean, half of them must think I'm really slow.
11:02They didn't want you to do something you'd regret.
11:04Oh, that always amazes me, that does.
11:06At times like this, people always know what's best for you.
11:09We've just got to forget about it.
11:11Oh, just like that?
11:12Yeah.
11:13Well, I'm not like you, Kath.
11:14How do you mean?
11:15Well, I can't forget about it.
11:16All right, you manage to, but I never will.
11:19I didn't forget.
11:20Then why didn't you tell me?
11:22I didn't see the point.
11:24I didn't see what it would achieve.
11:26No?
11:27No.
11:28Oh, well, this way certainly achieves something, doesn't it?
11:30It's got me thinking for one thing.
11:32What about?
11:32About what else you might be keeping from me.
11:34About what other secrets you might be hiding.
11:36Hey.
11:37Kath, I want to know.
11:38I mean, what else is there?
11:39Eh?
11:39Eh?
11:41Ah.
11:43This is going to need a whole new frame.
11:45Well, how much will that cost?
11:46Enough.
11:48Ah.
11:48Going up in the world, are we?
11:50What?
11:51Oi!
11:51Don't move that ladder.
11:52Look, this ladder's stayed put.
11:54It's you that's moved.
11:55Yeah.
11:56Look, I'm coming down.
11:57Good.
11:58I didn't feel like shouting all morning.
12:02Cassie, every time I see you, you've grown.
12:05Hello, Dad.
12:06Oh.
12:09Oh.
12:13You look wonderful.
12:17I thought you weren't supposed to come until this afternoon.
12:19Well, there's been a change of plan.
12:21Can we talk to her, Nick?
12:21Oh, yeah.
12:22Sure.
12:23Hey, Kelvin.
12:24Take your sister and show her the delights of Albert Square.
12:27Oh, you need it.
12:28Come on.
12:29Not too far, Kelvin.
12:30All right.
12:31And look after her, won't you?
12:32Cheerio, Cassie.
12:32Cassie!
12:37Doing some repair work, were you?
12:39Getting a few estimates.
12:41I had another state agent round.
12:43He said I'd be mad if I didn't finish a top flat on the outside as well.
12:46Oh.
12:47Well, that will cost you.
12:48I like living here.
12:49All right.
12:50Do I have a lot of friends?
12:51Yeah, a few.
12:53Do I have a girlfriend?
12:54Yeah, loads.
12:55One of them's pregnant at the moment.
12:57What?
12:58Pregnant.
12:58You know, like having a baby, sort of.
13:00Pregnant.
13:01I know what pregnant means.
13:03Is it yours?
13:05No.
13:05Are you sure?
13:07Of course I'm sure.
13:08Mum says it won't be long before her and Dad's divorced.
13:11She says she wants to get it over with.
13:14So she can start a new life.
13:16Without Dad's having any hold on her.
13:18Yeah, well, from where I stand, he ain't got much hold as it is.
13:21How do you like college?
13:22It's all right.
13:23Cassie, I'm going now.
13:25All right.
13:25All right, I'll be back as soon as I can.
13:27Okay, bye.
13:28All right, bye.
13:28Bye, Kelvin.
13:29Sarah.
13:29MacArthur, Tony.
13:31She's my daughter, too.
13:32Remember that.
13:33Bye.
13:34Faster, Kelvin, faster.
13:38What's that for?
13:40Babysitting.
13:41I don't want that.
13:43Please take it.
13:44It was no trouble.
13:46I've told you, Mary, any time.
13:48Two bait and sarnies.
13:50Look, if you won't take it, I can't ask you again.
13:53Of course she can.
13:54She loved it, Mary.
13:55And if you don't ask her again, she really will be upset.
13:58Look, when are you working next?
14:00Beginning of the week.
14:01Well, just bring her in.
14:02Just bring her in.
14:03Don't worry.
14:04She'll be all right with me.
14:06All right.
14:06Thanks.
14:07Listen, I've got to go.
14:08She's outside in the pram.
14:09I'll see you.
14:10Okay.
14:10Thanks.
14:10This is yours as well, isn't it?
14:12Yes, please.
14:14Hello.
14:16Yes, please.
14:17Can I get you, Alpha?
14:18No, nothing for me, thanks.
14:19I just want a quick word with Annie.
14:20Hey, I'll be a minute.
14:22Oh.
14:23I thought I saw you sneaking in here, Alpha Fowler.
14:26What?
14:26I want to know what's going on.
14:28Don't we all?
14:29You can stop being clever for a start.
14:31I know me eyesight's not as good as it was, but I've been watching you.
14:34Me?
14:34Yes, you.
14:35And you've been running around having a quiet word with everyone.
14:38So what?
14:39What about?
14:40That's my business.
14:41Not when it's to do with me, eh?
14:42Who says it's to do with you?
14:44I feel it in me water.
14:45Yeah?
14:46Well, I reckon your divining rod's out of order.
14:48Teared up?
14:49No, thanks.
14:50I'm not stopping.
14:51Just you remember, Alpha Fowler, as I always say,
14:54let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
14:59Gospel according to St. John.
15:03On your bike, you daft pillock.
15:06Gospel according to Burren Barry.
15:11Where's Al?
15:12Oh, he's on the phone.
15:13You'll have to join the queue.
15:14Two egg and quiz.
15:16Hey, Alie.
15:17Look, meeting tonight in the pub, nine o'clock.
15:19What, ma'am?
15:20The son of our hypochondriac.
15:22I'll be there.
15:22Yeah, right.
15:23See you.
15:23Hey, Sue.
15:24Al?
15:26Wixie wants to know if you're going down to bookmakers.
15:28I might be doing that.
15:29Why?
15:29Well, look, if you are, can you put a fiver on Easy Street in the 230 to win?
15:33Sure.
15:34Here, look, while you're at it, put a quid on for me, eh?
15:37On Easy Street?
15:38Yeah.
15:39You sure?
15:40Positively.
15:40No.
15:41It's your money, mate.
15:42Why'd you say that?
15:43Well, last time Easy Street ran it, it needed a guide dog to show it around the course.
15:46You'd be much better off putting it on Midas Touch.
15:48Much safer bet.
15:49You think so?
15:50Yeah.
15:51Midas Touch, eh?
15:52Yeah.
15:53Yeah, all right.
15:54Put my quid on that, eh?
15:55Thanks, Al.
15:56I'll see you, mate.
15:57See ya.
15:58Sue.
15:58What?
15:59That was a mortgage broker that was on her phone, yeah?
16:01Oh, yeah.
16:02Well, don't you want to know what they said?
16:03I already know, don't I?
16:05No.
16:06Eh?
16:06They reckon they can get anyone a mortgage.
16:09They're putting their forms through the post.
16:10Really?
16:11Yeah, really.
16:13What?
16:13A new flight suit?
16:15A new flat?
16:16All right.
16:18We're going to race from the square and back here and touch the van.
16:21Kelvin is going to be the umpire.
16:23Track official.
16:24Oh, whatever.
16:25All right.
16:26All right.
16:27All right.
16:28Here we go.
16:29You ready?
16:30On your marks.
16:32Go!
16:32No, wait a minute.
16:33Wait a minute.
16:34I wasn't ready.
16:35Oh, why not?
16:36I just wasn't.
16:38All right.
16:38We start again.
16:40Go!
16:41No, wait.
16:42Wait.
16:42I wasn't ready again.
16:44Oh, all right.
16:46We'll let the umpire start us off.
16:48Track official.
16:49Oh, whatever.
16:50Kelvin, start us off.
16:52Are you ready now?
16:53Yeah.
16:54On your marks.
16:56Get set.
16:57Go.
16:59Come on.
16:59There's a good gig.
17:01I'll tell you, I'll tell you, I'll tell you, I'll tell you.
17:04Wait, you'll get on the corner.
17:06No.
17:07Go on.
17:07You didn't know that.
17:08Go, go, go.
17:10Oh.
17:13Yeah, go on.
17:15I won.
17:16I won.
17:17I won.
17:18I won.
17:18Okay, okay, okay.
17:19All right.
17:20You won.
17:21You won.
17:22All right.
17:22But I'll get my own back on you next time.
17:26Mommy.
17:27I won.
17:27Did you see?
17:28I won.
17:29I'll beat that easily.
17:30Yeah.
17:31We don't have to go now, do we?
17:33I'm afraid so.
17:33Can't we stay a bit longer?
17:35Not today.
17:37Hey, Kelvin.
17:38Get Cassie's things.
17:40What things?
17:41Oh, I'll just pick up a few things in the market.
17:43I've got a record by Madonna.
17:45Mm-hmm.
17:45And a necklace.
17:46And...
17:47You've been spoiling her, Tony.
17:48Mm-hmm.
17:49There you go.
17:50Thanks, Kel.
17:51Look, Mum.
17:52Yes.
17:54You still know how to turn the charm on when you want to, don't you?
17:58Bye, Kelvin.
18:00Bye, Tony.
18:00See you, my darling.
18:01Bye.
18:03Bye.
18:03Bye.
18:03Why didn't you use a key?
18:05Well, I just thought you might have company or something.
18:08I haven't got another man in here.
18:10Hello?
18:12Oh, it's you.
18:15Look, I can't talk now.
18:16I've got a visitor.
18:19Pink Blumange.
18:20Well, that's original.
18:24Look, don't ring again this evening or else I'll get angry.
18:27I know you do.
18:30Who is that, then?
18:32An obscene phone caller.
18:34What?
18:35I try and humour him.
18:37It might act as a type of therapy.
18:38You're joking?
18:39No.
18:40He's called a few times now.
18:42He really needs qualified treatment.
18:45Anyway, I've made us something to eat so we can talk in a civilised fashion.
18:49I hate scenes.
18:52Oh, I thought she was never coming home.
18:54Went for a walk.
18:56What's all this?
18:57Just an apology for last night.
18:59Oh, look, Pete.
19:00Look, coat off and just sit down, Kat.
19:04Where's Ian?
19:05Oh, he's gone round to Kelvin's.
19:11Don't touch.
19:11It's hot.
19:13Yeah, look, and I've got white wine to go with it.
19:16Ian said I should have got red to go with the mill.
19:18It's something called Beef Provencelle.
19:21Oh.
19:23Did you make it?
19:24I nearly said yes, then.
19:25But then I'd have been lying.
19:27Ian.
19:28Yeah.
19:29I knew that trip to France would come in handy one day.
19:32It was you who didn't want him to go.
19:34Yeah, I know.
19:37Another mistake.
19:38Like last night.
19:39Oh, what happened last night was...
19:41What happened last night was me being angry.
19:43Angry with myself because I felt so useless.
19:45Taking it out on you.
19:47Better than going to prison.
19:49Yeah, I suppose so.
19:52I'm only sorry I didn't tell you before.
19:54Then none of this would have happened.
19:55Look, what you did, you did for the best.
19:58Because I love you.
20:03Yeah, I know.
20:06To us.
20:07To us.
20:08And Ian.
20:09And Ian.
20:14You just haven't considered the implications of what you're doing.
20:17Of course I have.
20:18Look, no more cheap mortgage from the bank.
20:20I mean, have you thought about that?
20:22Yes.
20:22Well, who's going to make up the extra?
20:24Well, we just split it right down the middle.
20:26Well, maybe I can't afford the extra each month.
20:28Can't you?
20:28I don't know.
20:30You're just being difficult.
20:31No, I'm being practical.
20:33At the moment, everything in our relationship is one-sided.
20:36Oh.
20:37While we're on the subject of money,
20:39let me make it quite clear that I've got no intention of paying for the two weeks I was away.
20:43What?
20:44No.
20:44Why should I?
20:45Because you walked out.
20:46That's why.
20:47You drove me out.
20:49Right.
20:54Uh, what's that for?
20:56Five pound fifty?
20:58Mm-hmm.
20:59A bill.
21:00The meal you've just had.
21:02Does that include service?
21:05Thanks.
21:06Thanks, Al.
21:07Cheers.
21:07Al, how'd it get on?
21:09Eh?
21:10My discharge.
21:11Oh, not so good, I'm afraid.
21:12What's that mean?
21:13I mean, it's got beaten.
21:14Cheers.
21:15Beaten?
21:15Yeah.
21:16I blame it on a jockey myself.
21:17Why?
21:17What was wrong with him?
21:18He couldn't ride.
21:20Hey, Wixie.
21:20Eh?
21:21It's your winnings.
21:22Oh, thanks, Ali.
21:23What's that for?
21:24Easy street.
21:25It's a good health.
21:26It won?
21:27Yeah.
21:27I want to back to it myself.
21:28Why not?
21:29It was only evens.
21:30Yeah, but it won.
21:31Yeah, but it's not worth putting your money on when it's those sort of odds, is it?
21:34But it won!
21:35Is anyone else coming?
21:36I'm not sure.
21:37Hey, say, I reckon I sussed out a broker's for the mortgage.
21:41Yeah?
21:41Yeah.
21:41I should be getting a mail for the post any day, and I push to get it moving.
21:44But the thing is, Ali, I've got someone else interested in it now.
21:47What?
21:48Yeah.
21:49Cash buyer.
21:50Came round yesterday.
21:51Cash buyer?
21:52Seems very keen on it.
21:53Hey, Lofty Simon, are you joining us or what?
21:55Yeah, but Angie said we could only have five minutes.
21:58It won't take long.
21:59You coming, Si?
21:59Yeah, yeah, just coming.
22:02You finished with that glass, Arthur?
22:04Does it look like unfinished?
22:05What?
22:05I thought we might be dead.
22:06You'll be dead if you touch it.
22:08A bit keen, Antri Lofty?
22:09I'm only doing me job.
22:10Now, right, before we start, I've got a dozen lottery tickets here, any one of which can
22:16make someone a very rich man.
22:17Now, who won't for one?
22:20Well, now, come on, come on.
22:22Someone's got to win.
22:22Remember that?
22:23Yes, but it's never any one of us.
22:25That's right.
22:26I've brought loads and never won a thing.
22:28But it's how it goes.
22:29It's the luck of the draw.
22:30Have you ever had anyone, WinArthur?
22:32Yes.
22:32Oh.
22:33Well, if I could work, he won.
22:34How much?
22:36Inventionally, honey.
22:37What did you win, then?
22:38Another go.
22:41Well, it's better than nothing.
22:43Yeah, I've never had a go.
22:44I'll forgive me ten.
22:45Ten?
22:45Lovely, yeah.
22:46Yeah, I won a few good on the horses today.
22:48Let's see what I can win from Walford Town.
22:49You'll be lucky.
22:50Yeah.
22:51Now.
22:52Good evening.
22:53Ah, hello, Doc.
22:54Have you got five minutes?
22:55I've got one minute.
22:56I think it'd take longer than a minute.
22:58I've got one minute to say one thing.
23:00I admit I was wrong about Nick Cotton.
23:02Yeah, well, I mean.
23:03But from what I've heard today, the way you're intending to deal with this problem is much
23:07more wrong.
23:08What do you mean?
23:09Well, you can't go around taking the law into your own hands.
23:13I don't think you quite follow.
23:14Oh, I follow, all right.
23:16This country's got its problems.
23:17We can all see that.
23:19But they'll only be made worse by groups of soi-disant vigilantes who act through a primitive
23:24urge to right wrongs by indiscriminate acts of retaliation.
23:29That attitude will only serve to fuel the fires of those people who believe in anarchy
23:34and who reject the ideals of democracy.
23:37Revenge is not the mother of progress.
23:45Andy.
23:46Yeah?
23:47You know the last two weeks while you were away?
23:50Yeah.
23:50In the nurse's home.
23:51Hmm.
23:53Was there any...
23:55What?
23:56Well, did you?
23:58Or anyone else?
23:59I mean, you know what they say about nurses?
24:02No, don't.
24:03They say they're good at making beds.
24:06They do, do they?
24:07Mm-hmm.
24:07I should know.
24:09Would you be bothered?
24:11Maybe.
24:13Well, I didn't.
24:16What about you, then?
24:17What about me?
24:19Well, did you with the cashier on standing orders and direct debits?
24:22No, I didn't.
24:24Not even with the manager in charge of cash withdrawals.
24:27Did you know what they say about people that work in a bank?
24:30No, what's that?
24:31Well, they had a bit of interest, don't they?
24:33Is that said?
24:34Yeah.
24:35I mean, I should know, eh?
24:38I'll tell you what, I miss more than anything, love.
24:40What's that?
24:42A good long hot shower.
24:44Really?
24:45Really.
24:47And seeing you're here, why don't you have one?
24:49What, no?
24:50No.
25:00Now, pretty straightforward.
25:02We catch them at it.
25:03Photograph would be the business.
25:04Oh, a tape recording.
25:05That should be easy to rig up.
25:07We want some of that dye.
25:08What dye?
25:09You know, that stuff you put on and then you can't get it off again afterwards.
25:11Yeah, all that, and then we blackmail the blackmailer.
25:14Hey, I've won.
25:15What?
25:15I've won, I've won.
25:16There you are, I told you, you wouldn't lift them.
25:18Let's have a look.
25:19How much?
25:1925 quid.
25:20Fair.
25:20Now, you're supposed to fill in the bank and send it off, so don't lose it.
25:23Oh, no fear.
25:23How about that?
25:24My first time as well.
25:25Yeah, how about that?
25:26All right, I've got two left.
25:27Who wants one?
25:28Now he's won?
25:29Yes.
25:29No, thanks.
25:30There's no chance of anyone else winning.
25:32Of course there is.
25:33Now, come off it, Arthur.
25:34I mean, one winning ticket is a miracle.
25:36Two is impossible.
25:37I don't understand you lot.
25:38First you won't buy one because nobody wins.
25:41Then you won't buy one because somebody does.
25:43How about you, Ali?
25:44No, thanks.
25:45I'll stick to me horses.
25:45Here, I'll have another go, Arthur.
25:47Goodwill, yes.
25:47Now, there is a sensible man.
25:48Well, he can afford to be.
25:50There you are, Simon.
25:51I want that one.
25:52What?
25:53That one.
25:53I want it.
25:54I've just sold it to Simon.
25:55Yeah, but I want to buy it.
25:56You can have this one, Brian.
25:57I don't want to buy that one.
25:59I want that one.
25:59They're all the same.
26:00We're all the same.
26:01We'd all have 25 quid, wouldn't we?
26:03Look, let Lofty have this one and I'll have the other one.
26:05Don't you want that one?
26:06Which one?
26:07The one you got.
26:08I'm not bothered.
26:09You're not bothered?
26:10No.
26:11Which one would you prefer?
26:12I'm not bothered.
26:13You must be.
26:13I'm not.
26:15Look, I want the one you want.
26:17Then have it.
26:17What, you don't want it?
26:19Look, you choose the one that you want.
26:21No, you choose, eh?
26:22But I'm not bothered.
26:23Simon, choose a card!
26:24All right, then I'll have this one.
26:25I want that one.
26:26Then have it.
26:27Are you happy now?
26:28Yeah, yeah, I think so.
26:30Thank Gould for that.
26:31Do either of you two intend doing any work tonight or do I have to start looking for
26:34new bars down?
26:35Oh, sorry, Angie, we're just coming.
26:36Yeah, like Christmas.
26:37Anyway, Tones, how's the flat conversion coming along?
26:40That's just a bit of a cash flow problem, you know?
26:42Because me and Sue would still be interested.
26:44Yeah, sure.
26:44I knew it!
26:45I knew it!
26:46I won!
26:46Yeah, you are!
26:48How much?
26:48I knew it!
26:4950p!
26:50Hey, I've won!
26:50I've won!
26:51Again?
26:51I've won!
26:52I've won!
26:53How much did you win this time?
26:54Another 25 quid!
26:55Isn't that amazing?
26:56Another 25 quid.
26:58Three together like that.
26:59That's amazing!
27:00Yeah, yeah, amazing.
27:05So, what happens now?
27:08I move back into the mercy, Tommy.
27:11If you want.
27:12You want me to?
27:14Do you think?
27:17I think there's an obvious solution to this situation.
27:20Which is what?
27:21I move back in.
27:23We divide all the costs equally down the middle.
27:27And I put the mortgage in the joint names of Mr. and Mrs. Andy O'Brien.
27:33What are you saying?
27:34Well, it's obvious there's still a lot between us.
27:37And besides, you won't be able to manage financial without me.
27:41Look, do I understand you right?
27:43Are you asking me to marry you?
27:44Technically, yeah.
27:46Who said romance was dead?
27:47This has nothing to do with romance, Debbie.
27:50This is just a practical solution to her problem.
27:53Well, you could call it something else.
27:55What?
27:56An ultimatum.
28:00Let's do it.
28:14Let's do it.