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00:00All right, thank you.
00:03And you've got food here.
00:05Whoa.
00:06You've done what?
00:08I wanted it to be a surprise.
00:09A surprise?
00:11I thought you'd like it.
00:12Like it?
00:13Yeah, you, me.
00:14You planned a wedding without even telling me and you thought I would like it?
00:18Twelve o'clock and it would all be over.
00:19Oh, I don't believe this.
00:21I just didn't want us to go for the sort of thing.
00:22You thought you would marry me without even telling me.
00:24The other people have to go for it.
00:25Grant, you cannot do this.
00:27If two people want to get married, both of them have to decide, not just one.
00:30We both did decide.
00:31Not on today we didn't.
00:33What is the difference between today and a month's time?
00:35A big difference, Grant.
00:36There is a big difference.
00:38What?
00:39There just is.
00:39I don't see your problem.
00:41You don't see my problem.
00:43No.
00:43We both agreed to get married.
00:45You said yes.
00:45All I've done is change the date.
00:47Oh, is that all?
00:48Yes.
00:53Sharon.
00:54Don't.
00:55Come on.
00:55Don't touch me.
00:57I thought you'd like it.
00:58I thought you'd love it.
00:59Well, I don't, do I?
01:01Sharon.
01:01Get off me, Grant.
01:02Come on.
01:02Get off me.
01:11Oh, Mum, I've had it.
01:13Have you on.
01:14That doll.
01:14Don't she like it?
01:15Oh, she loves it.
01:16It's me who can't stand it.
01:18I've been up since I past five this morning and rabbiting Chinese in me ear.
01:21I think it's Japanese.
01:22Well, what does it matter?
01:23It's not English.
01:24I know that.
01:25Oh, Martin, I was looking for that.
01:26Give it to your Uncle Pete and I'll show you how it works.
01:28Excuse me, Mark.
01:29Yeah, Pete, it's your breakfast.
01:30Oh, that's it, sis.
01:32Nothing like a good breakfast when you've had a skinful.
01:34I don't know what position.
01:34Do you buy that money, couldn't it?
01:36Neither do I, now.
01:37I'll tell you.
01:37I'm going to write to the manufacturing component.
01:39I'm going to go over the box.
01:40OK.
01:42You all right, Mark?
01:44Yeah.
01:44I'm fine, Mum.
01:49All right, all right.
01:50So I didn't tell you I wanted it to be a surprise.
01:53Is that such a crime?
01:55Yes.
01:56Getting married might not mean very much to you, Grubb, but it means a hell of a lot to me.
01:59It happens to mean quite a lot to me as well.
02:01Yeah, of course it does.
02:02Arranging this wasn't easy, you know.
02:04I mean, not many people get married on boxing day.
02:05I've got a lot of strings and make a lot of phone calls.
02:07Weren't you wasted a lot of your valuable time, then, ain't you?
02:10Have I?
02:11Yes, you have.
02:13Morning.
02:15I'll just ring Ian.
02:18And what's he doing here?
02:19What do you think?
02:20He's my best man.
02:22Oh, great.
02:23I just wanted to say thank you for yesterday.
02:27It was great having you there, Dom.
02:28Made it perfect over us, wasn't it?
02:30Yeah, it did, Dom.
02:31Only time you fancy a turkey sandwich, darling, you pop in and hope yourself, eh?
02:39Whoa, whoops.
02:40Come on.
02:43Coffee.
02:51Oh, it's you.
02:52You looking for Ian?
02:53Yeah.
02:54Yeah, well, don't look at me.
02:54I'm just his man.
02:55I ain't got a clue where he is.
02:56What's something wrong?
02:57Well, he was supposed to show up at Pauline's yesterday, only he never did.
03:01Well, he's probably out getting drunk with his mates.
03:02He hasn't got any mates.
03:04He did ring in the afternoon to say he was all right, but I ain't heard anything from him since.
03:08Well, you tried his office?
03:10Yeah, every hour on the hour.
03:11I'll try again.
03:12Let me know if you find him, will you?
03:13Yeah, of course.
03:14By the way, Ian, what do you want him for?
03:16Oh, he's supposed to be doing a wedding reception.
03:18Oh, he's getting married.
03:18Grant and Sharon.
03:20Grant and Sharon?
03:21Yeah, but don't rush out and buy a new frock just yet.
03:24It's a bit in the balance at the moment.
03:30Bye, Ethel.
03:31Have a nice Christmas.
03:32Yes, thanks.
03:33Don't stop.
03:34Excuse me, Ethel.
03:35Michelle?
03:37About that doll.
03:39Yeah?
03:39It won't my next ball.
03:41Oh, please.
03:41No, it won't.
03:42I mean, I've had a lot of people around blaming him.
03:44He didn't know they spoke Korean.
03:46He was selling them for someone.
03:48I'm likely to believe that, aren't I?
03:49Well, it's the truth.
03:50Well, who is he selling them for, then?
03:53Well.
03:53You have no intention of marrying me, is that right?
03:56If you were any slower, Grant, I think you work for British Red.
03:58And that's your final word?
03:59That is my final word.
04:02Right.
04:17Sharon, what's the matter?
04:20You would not believe it.
04:22Try me.
04:23Do you know what he's gone and done?
04:24What, Grant?
04:25He's gone and he's booked a wedding for us.
04:27Yeah, I know.
04:28For today.
04:29He's gone and booked it for today.
04:30Today?
04:31Yeah, but they're even telling me.
04:33Oh, so what time's it happening, then?
04:35Well, you don't think I'm going to go through with it, do you?
04:37Well, why not?
04:38Uh, Sharon, the lady wants to know where you want your hair doing, only she needs a socket
04:42for the dryer, you see?
04:45Nothing but problems, eh?
04:50Waste of money, that.
04:51And that's neither of a use nor ornament.
04:52I think this thing stopped.
04:54Yesterday was a farce.
04:55I missed the kids in hospital.
04:56Well, I like that bit.
04:57Christmas Day's not the same without that.
04:58Yeah, Mark, has that stopped or what?
05:00Oh, no.
05:01Nearly 94.
05:03Hang on, Marty.
05:04Marty, let me have another go.
05:06Well?
05:06Looks like it.
05:07Maybe it needs resettling, sis.
05:10Martin, pop in the kitchen, see if you can find me a pen or something.
05:12Will you do this watch?
05:13If not, I'll take it back to the shop where I bought it.
05:16Is yours all right?
05:16Oh, perfect, perfect.
05:18You know, if this was a telly, everything would be fine.
05:20Oh, I did tell you that the catalogue people sent me the wrong thing for you, didn't I?
05:24Yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:25Oh, no, night and turd.
05:28I wonder what we're missing now.
05:30Well, I don't care what you say.
05:32I thought yesterday was lovely.
05:33Yeah, well, you're the only one.
05:35I should have gone for that walk.
05:36All I'm saying is I'd like to have seen that film.
05:38Yeah, well, if we could have gone alone, we're going to talk properly, couldn't we?
05:41Did you find something to re-say it with?
05:43No, but Martin found a book.
05:47Yours.
05:47Is it, Arthur?
05:48Oh, yes, yes, yes, it is, yes.
05:50What book's that?
05:51Oh, just a book, Pete, just a book.
05:52But you're going to send it back, aren't you?
05:54Oh, yeah, definitely, definitely.
05:56I wonder what we're missing now, Pete?
05:57Change of record, Dad.
05:58What I'm doing is talking.
06:00I thought that's what you wanted to do.
06:01I do, but not about the stupid television.
06:03All right, then, let's talk.
06:04Now, what you've got to talk about that's so important?
06:12That's what I thought.
06:13Nothing.
06:16Now, I can't find Ian anywhere.
06:18What do you want me to do?
06:19Doesn't matter.
06:22Look, it's not what I wanted, Michelle.
06:24I want you to plan it properly, you know, the dress, the proper reception and all that.
06:27If I got married this morning, it'd make it feel as important as going to the cash and carry.
06:31If that's how you feel.
06:32It is how I feel.
06:35Does that mean it's off for good, then?
06:38No, why should it be?
06:39I just thought this might have mucked things up permanently, you know.
06:46Do you love him, Sharon?
06:48Yeah, I love him.
06:50Does he love you?
06:52I think so.
06:53And you do want to marry him?
06:55Yes.
06:56Well, then, why don't you?
06:57Well, I am going to.
06:58No, I mean today.
06:58I've told you why not.
07:00Sharon, I'm sorry.
07:00If that's your only reason, I think you're mad.
07:02What?
07:03Well, look, marry him, Sharon.
07:04Don't prat around.
07:05I mean, all the planning and all the arrangement, it's not important.
07:09Anyone can do that.
07:10I did it.
07:11Well, where it got me?
07:13All that's important is that you love him and he loves you.
07:16That's all that matters.
07:17Why are you saying this?
07:18You don't even like him.
07:19No, but I like you.
07:21And I want you to be happy.
07:24And whatever I think about Grant, he's doing this because he loves you.
07:28Now, that can't be bad, can it?
07:34Oh, no.
07:36I want to go up my wall.
07:37Come on, Troops, you can come with me.
07:40No, no, no.
07:41It's all right, Martin.
07:42Your dad wants to play with me.
07:43Come on.
07:43Go on, son.
07:44You can have it when you come back.
07:46Your dad wants to play with me.
07:52Where have they all gone?
07:52I don't know.
07:53Oh.
07:54Do you want a cup of tea?
07:55Yeah.
07:56Mark?
07:57Mark, do you want a cup of tea?
08:00Mum, I need to talk to you.
08:02Well, it's all right, dear, but I'll just make the tea first, Dad.
08:05Do you want me to go somewhere else?
08:07No.
08:08I need you to stay, Dad.
08:14What are you doing?
08:15I'm having me hair done.
08:17Well, if I'm getting married, I thought you'd like to look half decent.
08:20Married?
08:20That's what you had planned, isn't it?
08:22Yeah, but...
08:23Aren't you better start thinking about getting ready?
08:25Yeah.
08:26Yeah.
08:26Um, Grant, Michelle says she'll be my bridesmaid.
08:30That's great.
08:31That's really great.
08:32Phil, we've got to find him.
08:33Yeah, I thought we might.
08:34I'm going to go and get ready.
08:35See.
08:36All right.
08:37Michelle.
08:38Thanks.
08:44Is it money?
08:49What is it, Mark?
08:54Right, then.
08:56What I want us to talk about.
08:59What I've got to tell you.
09:01Here.
09:01Mum.
09:02Have you heard?
09:03Oh, hang on a minute, Shell.
09:05Yeah, but Sharon's getting married.
09:06What?
09:0611 o'clock this morning, she's going to get married.
09:08Who to?
09:09Well, Grant, of course, isn't she?
09:10Listen, can you look after Vicky for me at the registry office?
09:12I've got to sign the book.
09:13Yes, of course we can.
09:13Yeah, hang on a couple of minutes.
09:14There's something Mark wants to say.
09:16No, it's nothing, Mum.
09:17But I thought you wanted to...
09:17No, it's all right, I'll keep.
09:19I'll talk to you later, all right?
09:20Well, all right, then.
09:21What brought all this on?
09:21I thought it was next month.
09:22Well, Grant thought it surprised her.
09:24Listen, where's Vicky?
09:24I'd better get her ready.
09:25Oh, she's out with Pete and Marty.
09:26Where's she gone?
09:27I don't know.
09:28Well, I hope he gets her back in time.
09:29Let's see if my suit wants to press in.
09:31You all right?
09:32Yeah, listen.
09:34You've got the ring?
09:35I've got the ring.
09:36Have you checked the cast?
09:37No.
09:38Why not?
09:38There's no need to.
09:39What are we going to do about the food?
09:40Now, Grant, see if Hattie knows anything about it.
09:42What?
09:43Have a word...
09:44Sorry, darling.
09:45Have a word with Hattie.
09:46Right.
09:47And the till's all need doing.
09:48Right.
09:48And someone better bottle up.
09:50Right.
09:51Right.
09:53Why didn't Michelle actually...
09:55Van it again?
09:58Well, I'll get old if Stevie should know what's what
10:00and we've got the keys to get in, so...
10:02What's the matter?
10:02No one can find Ian.
10:03He's meant to be catering for some wedding at the book today.
10:06Well, let us know how you get on, mind you.
10:07We'll see you as soon as you're ready, eh, Clyde?
10:09Yeah, OK.
10:10Well, who's getting married?
10:11Grant and Sharon.
10:12Listen, I've got to go because I ain't told the butchers yet.
10:14Listen, now, you are, of course, invited to the reception this afternoon, Mrs. Tiverny.
10:17What, today?
10:18So, it seems.
10:20Oh, dear.
10:20Oh, dear.
10:22Right.
10:27What happened?
10:28Well, he fell in a puddle, sis.
10:29Now he says he feels sick.
10:30Well, I can't take him looking like this.
10:32Oh, look, I'll get Vicky changed.
10:33I've got to stay at home with him.
10:34It's my fault.
10:34No, no, no, you go, I'll stay.
10:36I'll stay here with him.
10:37Look, both of you go.
10:38I want to stay with Martin.
10:40Why, well, I'll get changed.
10:41I thought you'd be out organising and have a telly.
10:43He are.
10:43No, Tara.
10:44And that's for us.
10:46I'm not going in there.
10:47Why not?
10:47Because it's unlucky.
10:49What?
10:49To see the dress.
10:50It's not a dress, and I know what it looks like, because I bought it.
10:53Well, it's not the point.
10:54Come on, Grant.
10:54The cars are waiting outside.
10:55I want to talk to Sharon.
10:56Come on.
10:57Come on.
10:59So you got one?
11:00Yes, and I want to work with you about that later.
11:04Come out now.
11:10Well, what do you think?
11:11Oh, it's beautiful.
11:13Sharon, you look brilliant.
11:14Thanks, Michelle.
11:15Now, is there anything you need?
11:16A stiff brandy.
11:18Oh, yes.
11:19Hold up, will you?
11:21Now, stay still.
11:22All right, where are you two going?
11:24Where do you think?
11:25A wedding?
11:26Correct.
11:27Whose?
11:28Mine.
11:28Yours?
11:29Yeah.
11:29Who are you marrying?
11:30Sharon, you're burnt.
11:32You were going to get married, and you weren't even going to tell me where I'm supposed to be.
11:34I haven't invited anybody.
11:35You didn't invite Sharon until this morning.
11:37Well, I want to come.
11:38Well, hurry up and get in, then.
11:40Well, come on.
11:41All right.
11:41Look, Mum ain't going to be happy about this, shall I?
11:43Because I've invited her, had she been here.
11:44Yeah, well, I thought you looked pleased when Kevin gave her the plane tickets.
11:47I'm pretty sure this time.
11:48What, and have a spore?
11:49My wedding should be halfway to Lanzarote by now, so why don't you hurry up and get in?
11:52We haven't got all day.
11:54Cheers.
11:56Mmm.
12:00I'm glad you're here, Michelle.
12:01You're my family now, you know that, don't you?
12:03Oh, shit.
12:06Right.
12:07Have you got everything?
12:08That what?
12:09Well, something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue.
12:11Well, the suit's new, and I borrowed some airspray from the hairdressers.
12:14What about blue?
12:16Matching bra and knickers.
12:17Oh, match, you know.
12:18What about old?
12:20Er, no, I don't think I have.
12:21Oh.
12:23That's good.
12:31Thanks.
12:33Don't forget to get it back off me.
12:35I don't want it back.
12:37I want you to have it.
12:39Well, Den would want you to have it.
12:43Thanks.
12:44That's lovely.
12:45Right then.
12:48Are you ready?
12:49As ready as I'll ever be.
12:51That's it.
12:52It's her.
12:53Come on.
12:54Okay?
12:54Yeah.
12:58Are you all right?
12:59I'm ready.
12:59Here, do you want to take me, come with me, Michelle?
13:01No, so she can go with us.
13:02Get in there.
13:02Oh, yeah.
13:02This will make them think at the registry office, won't it?
13:04Yeah.
13:05Oh, come on in.
13:05Here we go.
13:06Here.
13:07Did you see that?
13:08It did, weren't it?
13:09Well, I mean, Michelle was carrying one of those bouquets like Bridescarrows.
13:14She can't be getting married again.
13:16Not Michelle.
13:17Oh.
13:36Do you think she'll show?
13:38Yeah, of course she won't.
13:39She's changed her mind once today.
13:41What's to say?
13:41She won't change it back again.
13:42No, she won't have.
13:47So you knew Sharon McGrath were getting married, did you?
13:49Yeah, I knew somebody was, because I did the cake.
13:51I didn't know it was them.
13:52This is well out of wood, isn't it?
13:54No van, nothing.
13:55Don't worry about it.
13:56We'll charge him for it.
14:04So you're, as a teacher said.
14:07Don't worry about it.
14:09Come on.
14:10I'll charge him for it.
14:18Come on.
14:20I'll charge him for it.
14:24Here we go.
14:26I'll charge him for it.
14:33Good morning, ladies and gentlemen. Everybody all right?
14:43This place in which you are now met has been duly sanctioned according to law for the celebration of marriage.
14:50You are here to witness the joining in matrimony of Grant Anthony Mitchell and Sharon Anne Watts.
14:57This feels right somehow.
14:59What?
15:00That me, you and Hattie working our butts off while the onkies are out having a good time. We know
15:04our place.
15:05Where's Hattie?
15:06She's out looking for her.
15:07Tell her I want to see her in my office at half past six tonight, OK?
15:10Well, she's not even meant to be working today.
15:11Well, she'll see me.
15:12We thought you were doing this wedding.
15:14Just give her the message.
15:16Hey, so what, MTR?
15:18An accident.
15:21He didn't even say sorry for not showing.
15:23He's the big boss, man. Why should he, eh?
15:25Grant Anthony and Sharon Anne, you have made the declarations prescribed by law
15:30and have made a solemn and binding contract with each other in the presence of the witnesses here assembled.
15:36You are now man and wife together.
15:55Let's get inside.
15:57Let's have a drink.
15:58Yay!
16:00Here we go.
16:01I see you found Ian.
16:02No, but I've found Hattie and that other kid that works here.
16:04Come here.
16:05I ain't kiss the bride, eh?
16:06I must say my brother's made a right blinding choice.
16:09Thanks, Ben.
16:09That's all right.
16:10Everybody, drinks on the bar, food on the table.
16:12Help yourselves.
16:13Oh, I bet.
16:15Here.
16:16Here.
16:16Here.
16:17Who's she marrying?
16:19Grant.
16:19Well, why wasn't she in the car with him?
16:22Oh, she was.
16:23No, she wasn't.
16:24That was Sharon.
16:25Yes.
16:25Sharon was in the car with Grant.
16:27Well, where was Miss Sheffield?
16:30Oh.
16:30Oh.
16:31She hasn't stood up another one at the altar, has she?
16:35Congratulations, Sharon.
16:36Your mum and dad would have been flout of you.
16:38Thanks, Pete.
16:39Oh, for sure.
16:40He has just turned up.
16:41Oh, thank God for that.
16:42Where is he?
16:42He's over the road looking after the children.
16:44Oh, right.
16:44Listen, the reason why I didn't show yesterday was he'd hurt his arm.
16:48What?
16:48Well, there was a fire.
16:49A fire?
16:50Was he bad?
16:50No, no, no.
16:51It's not that bad.
16:51You'll find out for yourself.
16:52Right.
16:53Cheers.
16:54Congratulations.
16:55I'm sorry I didn't make it to the registry office.
16:58Your mum and dad have been really proud of you.
17:00Thank you, Pauline.
17:01I'm surprised anyone...
17:02It's not left over from yesterday, is it?
17:03No.
17:04Good.
17:04Where'd you get that turkey from?
17:06Cost me a fiver.
17:07Yeah, it was worth that just to watch Kevin chase it round her kitchen, wasn't it?
17:12I told you I had an accident.
17:15Look, I did.
17:16Look, I was doing some cooking and my sleeve caught on the gasoline.
17:19That's all.
17:20Had you been drinking?
17:21No.
17:23Look, Ian, I know it might seem like I'm getting at you, but I'm just worried.
17:26That's all.
17:27Mum, I'm fine.
17:29Well, you're working too hard.
17:31I enjoy it.
17:32Do you?
17:33What's that supposed to mean?
17:35Love, I know Christmas can't be easy for you.
17:37What was Stephen's birthday and what happened?
17:39It doesn't worry me.
17:40Ian!
17:40It doesn't!
17:43Look, alright, I may have been stupid yesterday, but that was just the pressures of work.
17:46It's got nothing to do with Stephen.
17:49Now that Christmas rush is over, I'll be fine.
17:52Go on.
17:53Get over the rug.
17:54Go and enjoy yourself.
17:55Well, I don't mind staying here.
17:56Yeah, well, I do.
17:57I'm having a good time playing with Martin and Vicky and all their presents.
18:01Alright.
18:02Now, this is, er, this is not your normal sort of wedding.
18:05I mean, for a start, the bride didn't know it was happening herself until a few hours ago.
18:08Uh-uh.
18:09So there's not going to be any long, formal speeches or anything.
18:11Alright!
18:12Thanks very much, Arthur.
18:14But, er, well, cos I'm the best man, I thought we ought to do my bit, so here goes.
18:18Yep.
18:20Well, er, my kid brother's, er, he's landed himself a right tasty piece, as they say.
18:26Yay!
18:27God knows what she's seasoning, but well, there you go.
18:30But what I do know is that they're going to be very happy together.
18:33Yay!
18:34So I'd like you all to raise your glasses in the toast of the bride and groom.
18:37To Sharon and Grant.
18:38Sharon and Grant!
18:40Yay!
18:41Yay!
18:41Now, er, you might as well just get on and enjoy yourselves, eh?
18:43I reckon Sharon stood in for it the last minute.
18:48They've always been very, very close, you know, those two.
18:52Here, what you doing, Arthur?
18:54Yeah, yeah.
18:56When you're ready, I'll see you later on.
18:58Yeah, alright.
19:01Sharon's got up a new road again, hasn't it?
19:03Yeah?
19:04Yeah, and we don't seem to be doing any of the same shifts.
19:06I don't know why.
19:07Is that right?
19:08But Michelle's never going to get married, Ethel.
19:11Yes, but I saw her getting into the car.
19:14Yes, with Sharon.
19:15Sharon.
19:16Sharon got married to Grant.
19:19Well, our dad thought it was Michelle.
19:22Ooh!
19:24Shall we go?
19:26Oh, yeah, alright.
19:27See what's going on.
19:27See what's going on.
19:28Thanks for coming.
19:40That's alright.
19:42And I know I should have told you.
19:43I'm a stupid naughty.
19:45All I can say is, I did it because I love you.
19:54Here.
19:55You want your head testing, Doc Cotton?
19:58Why did you tell me it was Michelle who was getting married and it was meant to be Sharon all
20:03along?
20:04Oh, never.
20:05Here, where did our Ian take himself off to?
20:08Do some business.
20:09Oh.
20:09He's seeing Hattie at six or something.
20:11Oh.
20:12He never gives up, does he?
20:14No.
20:16Mum.
20:18Dad.
20:20This thing that I've got to tell you, I know it might not be a good time.
20:26Being Christmas and that.
20:28I know that.
20:31But I don't think there'll ever be a good time.
20:34What is it, Mark?
20:37Well, it's not as bad as it might sound.
20:39I mean, it could be a lot worse.
20:41Mark, just tell us what you've done.
20:46I've got a virus.
20:48A virus?
20:50Yeah.
20:52It's one of these things.
20:53You know, you've read about it.
20:56Antibodies and things.
20:58Antibodies.
20:59What are you talking about, Mark?
21:03I've...
21:05I've got, erm...
21:08I mean, erm...
21:10I mean, I'm not ill or anything.
21:12Not yet.
21:14Ill?
21:14Well, why should you be ill?
21:18I'm, erm...
21:20I'm what they call...
21:23HIV.
21:26HIV.
21:27HIV?
21:28Yeah.
21:29HIV.
21:31What are you saying?
21:32I mean...
21:33What does that mean?
21:34HIV?
21:35Just that.
21:36I'm HIV.
21:39Well...
21:41Did you know about this?
21:44HIV positive.
21:48This is a joke, Mark.
21:49I mean...
21:50This ain't you being stupid, is it?
21:52No.
21:53I've got the virus.
21:55I mean...
21:56It may be years before I get ill or anything.
22:00HIV?
22:01Yeah.
22:07It's AIDS.
22:09It's AIDS, innit?
22:11You've got AIDS?
22:12No.
22:13No, Mum.
22:14That's what I'm trying to say.
22:16It's not...
22:17Either you've got AIDS or you haven't.
22:18No, that's not it, Dad.
22:20I've got the virus.
22:22Look at me.
22:23I'm not ill or nothing, am I?
22:24I'm fine.
22:25It's just that one day, I might get ill.
22:29And I thought you ought to know.
22:32You've got AIDS.
22:35Oh, my God, Mark.
22:37Hey, Pat!
22:39That's the happy couple!
22:40Oh, I don't know!
22:42Well, I don't know, dude!
22:48Are you sure?
22:51I mean, is it definite?
22:53Yeah.
22:56Couldn't have made a mistake?
22:59No.
23:02What were you doing to catch it, then?
23:04Nothing.
23:05You must have been doing something.
23:07I mean, I haven't caught it.
23:08Your mum hasn't caught it.
23:09What were you doing to catch it?
23:10It's just one of these things, Dad.
23:11How can it be just one of those things?
23:13Well, it won't make any difference to you
23:14if that's what you're worried about.
23:17You're living in the house
23:19with some...
23:20some killer disease
23:21and you say it won't make any difference?
23:23It doesn't sound like it to me.
23:28How long have you got?
23:32A long time.
23:34That's what I'm trying to tell you.
23:36I've got the virus,
23:38not the disease.
23:39What's the difference?
23:40Well, there's a big difference, Dad.
23:43I wanted to tell you.
23:45Because you're my mum and dad.
23:48I wanted to tell you.
23:51Because I...
23:53Because...
23:54Because I thought you'd want to know.
23:57Because I thought you'd want to know.
24:00And you might help me.
24:03Because I need it.
24:05Mum.
24:09I really need it.
24:12Da, da, da, da, da!
24:19Dirty city dancing
24:22Give me your answer to
24:26I'm half crazy
24:28I don't want to know what we've been up to
24:31So, the man and wife are not?
24:33No regrets.
24:35I'm the Murphy
24:36The happiest lady
24:37in the world.
24:39I think you are.
24:41Come on, let's speak
24:42On the bicycle way
24:44for two
24:45WOOOOO
24:47WOOOOO
24:48WOOOOO
24:48WOOOOO
24:50WOOOOO
24:50WOOOOO
24:51WOOOOO
25:01WOOOOO
25:03WOOOOO
25:07WOOOOO
25:09So...
25:10You decided to show up at last.
25:12Ew. We were just on our way to see you.
25:14Yeah, well you're late.
25:15Yeah, well Steve's mum needed a car so we had to get bussed.
25:17Not easy on boxing day.
25:18It's no excuse.
25:20Well, we weren't even meant to be working today.
25:22Look, I was in hospital. I expect you to cover for me.
25:24And we did.
25:24And when I make an arrangement to meet someone, I expect them to turn up on time.
25:28This is ridiculous.
25:28Oh, you think so?
25:29Yeah, I do.
25:30You don't show up this morning.
25:31We stand in for you and you haven't even said thanks.
25:34Just drop it, Steve.
25:34Look, I was in hospital and in case you didn't know, there was a fire.
25:36A fire?
25:37Yes, in the office.
25:38How else do you think I did this?
25:41Are you sorry? We never knew.
25:42Because you didn't let us know.
25:45Are you deaf? I was in the hospital.
25:46And this hospital didn't have a phone, is that what you're trying to tell us?
25:49You're taking the mick.
25:50Oh, am I?
25:51Yeah.
25:52Well, you're fired.
25:54Ian!
25:55He's fired. I don't have to put up with this from him.
25:57You can't fire him!
25:58Why not?
25:59What, even after what we've done for you today?
26:00Hattie, you did your job and that's it all.
26:02That's rubbish and you know it.
26:03Don't push it.
26:04Don't push it. You've got some nerve, haven't you?
26:05Do you want to go as well?
26:06What, is that meant to break my heart, is it?
26:07Come on, Hattie.
26:08No, I ain't going anywhere until you take back what you said.
26:10Well, you could have a very long way.
26:11Yeah, well, you might as well sack me in all because I ain't coming back until we get an apology.
26:15Well, go on then.
26:16On your bike.
26:18You have got a big problem, do you know that?
26:21You're going to end up with nothing and no one but you and your warped little mind.
26:30And lastly, I'd like to thank Sharon for marrying me.
26:33Aww.
26:35And I hope that I can make all her dreams come true.
26:37Aww.
26:38Come on.
26:38Because today, she's made all my dreams come true.
26:42Aww, lovely.
26:44Well done.
26:44Come on, give us a song.
26:46Come on, give us a song.
26:47Cheers.
26:48Cheers.
26:49Cheers.
26:49Cheers.
26:49Cheers.
26:50Cheers.
26:53When you walk through a storm Hold your head up high
27:02And don't be afraid of the time
27:09And the end of the storm Is the golden sky
27:18And the sweet silver song of the love
27:24Oh, okay, girl.
27:41But my goal is to adjustly to death
27:43Now you and the lure is to defend all about.
27:43The special things are left, the dragon is like optimizing
27:44Jaupeo-Long On
27:44the other side Click
27:44and the handled tunnel New unit
27:45Locations
27:46Melissa
27:46has