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00:03:33Paco, Paco, wake up, it's getting late.
00:03:55Paco, Paco, wake up already or I'll miss the bus.
00:03:58You have two minutes to get dressed and five to bring the car to the entrance.
00:04:01But today is Sunday and there's no work.
00:04:03Don't you remember? I told you many times. I'm going on summer vacation to Benidorm.
00:04:08Huh? But that's true.
00:04:10This year I'm going on summer vacation, no matter what you say.
00:04:13Are you serious? We're broke...
00:04:17Ask for an advance at the factory.
00:04:18At the factory, I owe my salary for the entire year and part of next year's.
00:04:23You're just a coward.
00:04:24Adela, don't start with your subtle hints, I can't stand you.
00:04:28Well, look, figure it out yourself because I'm going to be without my summer vacation.
00:04:31And here we go again with the summer holidays.
00:04:33But Adela of my flesh, what will become of me?
00:04:35I don't even know how to fry an egg or wash underwear.
00:04:38Well, learn.
00:04:39Hire a maid, go to a hotel, do whatever you want.
00:04:42But neither for you nor for anything in this world will I lose the child I carry within me.
00:04:48But is that true, darling?
00:04:49As true as the fact that I am your wife.
00:04:52My dear, darling! One of my sons!
00:04:57Why mine, right?
00:04:59Paco, I'll break your face!
00:05:00Quiet, Adela, I know you!
00:05:01Okay, but be careful about doubting me, okay?
00:05:05Have you already had the frog test?
00:05:07Yes, yesterday.
00:05:09And does it kick you?
00:05:11But silly, it's only for two months.
00:05:13And at two months old they don't kick?
00:05:15Oh, you're so clueless about motherhood!
00:05:17That's why I have to go to Benidorm.
00:05:19Yes, don't be surprised.
00:05:20Lots of seaside walks, lots of rest, lots of tranquility.
00:05:24Above all, stay calm.
00:05:25The gynecologist recommended it to me if I want to have this child.
00:05:28Tranquility, Benidorm.
00:05:30Oh, Adela, we're left without children!
00:05:46Oh, Adela, we're left without children!
00:06:21Good morning, baby.
00:06:22Good morning, Don Paco.
00:06:26Good morning, colleagues.
00:06:28Good morning, Paco.
00:06:29Good morning everyone.
00:06:32Hello, man.
00:06:33What is the reason for this happiness?
00:06:34They've already given a raise.
00:06:35What a wonderful day today is!
00:06:37The sun shines, the birds sing, love is reborn.
00:06:41Life is wonderful.
00:06:42Oh, really?
00:06:43My friends, I'm going to be a father.
00:06:47Matiza, what kind of trouble has he gotten himself into?
00:06:49My wife is pregnant.
00:06:52After 15 years of marriage.
00:06:54Who will be the father?
00:06:55So, each of us take a little cigar and...
00:06:59Hey, what about Juan, hasn't he come yet?
00:07:01No, he's telling me he was sick.
00:07:03Okay, I'll tell him over the phone.
00:07:04But first, let's drink, drink and smoke, because today is a great day for me.
00:07:08Oh, and on the way out, I'll pay for the beers.
00:07:12Take.
00:07:13Thank you, thank you.
00:07:15Here, Rafita, a little cigar for you.
00:07:18Isn't it wonderful, I'm going to be a father.
00:07:20Mr. Gomez.
00:07:21Great, wonderful.
00:07:24Mr. Gomez.
00:07:25His name is Paco.
00:07:26Mr. Gomez, bring the balance sheets.
00:07:29Good morning, boss.
00:07:30Yes, you have completed the monthly balance.
00:07:33I'll take it to you right now.
00:07:38This is the balance sheet you asked me for, Don Enrique.
00:07:40Exactly, study it and let me know immediately.
00:07:42Ask the workshop managers for information.
00:07:44I'm going to see the director.
00:07:45Good, Mr. Enrique.
00:07:47Oh, and keep in mind that the result has to be displayed.
00:07:49at the next extraordinary shareholders' meeting
00:07:51which is the day after tomorrow.
00:07:53As you wish, Don Enrique.
00:07:54It will be as you say.
00:07:55Okay, be quick.
00:07:57Everything will be to your liking, boss.
00:08:16Come or go wrong.
00:08:17There's Juan.
00:08:20Go.
00:08:22Go.
00:08:29Come in, Juan.
00:08:31Congratulations, kid.
00:08:32What a scoop you gave me on the phone, huh?
00:08:34TRUE?
00:08:34Who would have thought that at this point
00:08:36Adela and I were going to have a child, huh?
00:08:38No, I'm not congratulating you on your son.
00:08:40Oh, no.
00:08:40So why?
00:08:41Because?
00:08:43You know all too well why, Villatrón.
00:08:44For staying home alone.
00:08:46Yes, for now you can see him, peeling potatoes.
00:08:49What luck you've had, and what a trick you played, you shameless wretch, because you were the one who
00:08:54Who invented the frog test to get rid of your wife this summer?
00:08:58What are you talking about?
00:08:59It's the absolute truth.
00:09:00Adela is pregnant.
00:09:02Oh, come on.
00:09:03Are you kidding me?
00:09:04Yes.
00:09:05I didn't know anything until she told me.
00:09:08Did she tell you that?
00:09:10Hey?
00:09:10In that case, the trick is Adela's.
00:09:13She invented the story about the child so that he would finally let her go on vacation like this.
00:09:16Adela...
00:09:17Repeat.
00:09:18Repeat that.
00:09:19Paco gave it to you, and well.
00:09:22Do you think you and your wife will be like that after all these years...
00:09:26What a fool you are.
00:09:28What a guy.
00:09:29Do you think it's all a lie?
00:09:32She tricked me into letting her go to Benidorm.
00:09:35Sure?
00:09:36When they really want something from women...
00:09:39They know them all.
00:09:41Bah, nonsense.
00:09:43Go on, shut up and make me dinner.
00:09:44That's why I called you.
00:09:45I'm starving.
00:09:46You don't dare to face reality.
00:09:49The reality is to have dinner and go to sleep.
00:09:51And you're a real drag tonight.
00:09:55Honesty for honesty's sake.
00:09:57Do you know why I've come here tonight?
00:09:59Because?
00:09:59None of this because you don't know how to cook.
00:10:01I've come so we can go folklore.
00:10:04Haven't they left?
00:10:05Well, an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth.
00:10:08Come on, the night is young.
00:10:10Let go.
00:10:11Let me go, Celestino.
00:10:12You're a matchmaker.
00:10:42Thank you!
00:11:12Thank you!
00:11:42Thank you!
00:11:49Thank you!
00:12:16At the police station or at the morgue?
00:12:19His father will be there!
00:12:36Hello? Who is it?
00:12:40Adela, profound signs of life
00:12:42Did the coach break down?
00:12:44Of course, and you couldn't call earlier
00:12:46And how are you, darling?
00:12:48And our son?
00:12:50Oh, thank God!
00:12:52Hey, about you being pregnant
00:12:54That's true, isn't it?
00:12:57No, there's no need to doubt again.
00:12:59Don't hang up, woman, listen
00:13:01Juan thinks
00:13:02That everything is a lie
00:13:05Clear
00:13:06I think so too.
00:13:08It's pure envy because she doesn't have children either.
00:13:12As?
00:13:13Trini, his wife, is staying there.
00:13:15And she's also furious about your pregnancy
00:13:19Ah, yes
00:13:21Wait, let me get a pencil
00:13:28Okay, tell me
00:13:31Hotel?
00:13:33Don Pancho
00:13:37Room
00:13:41Seven hundred
00:13:42Two
00:13:44Yes, call me anytime you want
00:13:46You know I never go out at night
00:13:49Bye
00:13:51Madraza
00:13:55I go out more at night
00:14:08I go out more at night
00:14:10Bye
00:14:21No, no, no
00:14:42No, no, no
00:15:30This John
00:15:42Come on, get down quickly
00:15:44We still have time to have some chocolate-covered pastries before going to the office
00:15:48Shut up, you loudmouth, or I'll get kicked out of the neighborhood because of you.
00:15:50Come on, get down now
00:15:52Go to hell.
00:15:59Hello neighbor
00:16:02My rental today is for an apartment
00:16:05Are you going to be my neighbor?
00:16:14Your shy man, huh?
00:16:17I like you, shy man
00:16:19It is to me that he speaks
00:16:27Neighbor, take a look around
00:16:29You be nice
00:16:32Oh, much Spanish bravo
00:16:35Overcoming shyness
00:16:39Very brave
00:16:41Your bullfighter?
00:16:46Toreador, no
00:16:47I'm a mattress fan.
00:16:50Atlético Madrid fan?
00:16:59Having friends is always a good thing, isn't it?
00:17:02I wanted to meet you
00:17:13Oh, mother
00:17:19The white one, my shirt
00:17:21Oh
00:17:22Oh
00:17:50But will you please tell us once and for all what's wrong?
00:17:52Let's talk, we're your friends
00:17:54Yesterday, this morning
00:17:55Well, why do I have to talk?
00:17:57Are you worried because you haven't found Adela in Benidorm yet?
00:18:00Look, Juan
00:18:01If you want our friendship to continue
00:18:02Don't tell me anything about my wife or about Benidorm.
00:18:05Do you understand?
00:18:06Here's how things are in the yard
00:18:07Go to hell, kid.
00:18:09Calm down, calm down, Paco
00:18:10We are your friends and we just want to help you.
00:18:12I know
00:18:12I would do the same for you
00:18:14But Juan goes too far
00:18:15It makes me nervous
00:18:16Whether Adela is pregnant
00:18:18Did he lie to me?
00:18:19So you know
00:18:20He called me on the phone this morning.
00:18:22And she confirmed that she did.
00:18:23I am expecting a child of mine.
00:18:25Find out for sure
00:18:25Very much mine
00:18:26And give it to him
00:18:27And your wife is with her at the Hotel Don Pancho
00:18:29Hotel Don Pancho?
00:18:30What a luxury!
00:18:31The best becomeer
00:18:32At Don Pancho's?
00:18:33But if Trini stays with the dolphin
00:18:35His reservation expired and he had to change
00:18:37Well, he's going to have to trade it for a pension of 10 pesetas.
00:18:41Because my mother's son is not willing to cover that expense.
00:18:43Okay, enough of that, just tell us
00:18:44What's your problem, Paco?
00:18:45Hey, if it's about the luxury of the hotel
00:18:47From Adela and Adela
00:18:47I told you not to even mention her name.
00:18:50Forget it, Antonio
00:18:52Because he's capable of asking us for money to pay for that hotel
00:18:55And then to say it's for a hookup
00:18:57Well yes
00:18:59I've hooked up
00:18:59So you can get angry
00:19:06That?
00:19:08I've hooked up
00:19:09And what a treat!
00:19:11Hey
00:19:13What's your crush like?
00:19:14Tell me, tell me
00:19:17Scrumptious
00:19:21Keep going, keep going
00:19:22Brunette, blonde, foreigner, Spanish
00:19:25Foreigner
00:19:26Foreigner
00:19:27Those who leave and there is no accountability
00:19:29Foreigner, you say
00:19:31She won't be Swedish
00:19:32I think so
00:19:35Swedish, oh my God.
00:19:36The ones that drive me crazy
00:19:37Hey
00:19:38And does it have?
00:19:40That
00:19:40That if it has
00:19:41Is
00:19:42Imagine
00:19:44Sophia Loren
00:19:46So much?
00:19:47And from here?
00:19:49That?
00:19:49Oh, from there
00:19:50Do you remember
00:19:52Marilyn Monroe?
00:19:54Well, maybe.
00:19:55Loveliness
00:19:56Hey
00:19:58And what about online?
00:20:00Oh
00:20:00A Raquel Welch
00:20:02Now that's a monument!
00:20:07And to a woman like that
00:20:08Have you had any luck with women?
00:20:10You?
00:20:11With that look and that face
00:20:13Nothing, not even sleep.
00:20:14Nothing
00:20:15I tell you it's true
00:20:18That's where it comes in
00:20:19Ah, scoundrels
00:20:20You want to step on my toes, huh?
00:20:22Well, that's my business.
00:20:23Mine alone
00:20:24And I won't say another word.
00:20:26Man, step on it
00:20:27But what is this about us?
00:20:29What a bad friend you are.
00:20:30The friends
00:20:31That's what they're for.
00:20:32To be very close
00:20:34And tell him everything.
00:20:35So decide now.
00:20:36What is your phone number?
00:20:37Come on
00:20:38The 091
00:21:08Get out of my sight!
00:21:09I told you it's my business.
00:21:10Hello, Paco
00:21:14Do you know my name?
00:21:16Yeah
00:21:16By Pochero
00:21:17You from Rodriguez
00:21:19I, Rodriguez
00:21:19That's great, isn't it?
00:21:21Rodriguez's?
00:21:22You're married?
00:21:24Married?
00:21:25Married?
00:21:25What thing?
00:21:26Don't you know what being married means?
00:21:29Do you have a husband?
00:21:31No, not my husband
00:21:33I, Rodriguez
00:21:34Aren't you married?
00:21:36What if it's Rodríguez?
00:21:37What trouble are you causing me?
00:21:38Yeah
00:21:38Look, Rodriguez
00:21:40Vacation?
00:21:41It's all the same, isn't it?
00:21:42Ah, on vacation
00:21:45Let's look further
00:21:46Tonight my JJ
00:21:48Nice nightclub
00:21:48You come with me
00:21:50Yeah?
00:21:52Say yes, say yes!
00:21:53And bring two friends!
00:21:54Besides, why wait until night?
00:21:56Tell her that if she has two friends like her
00:21:58We're all going to eat together now.
00:21:59What are you saying, you crazy man?
00:22:00Six of us going to eat at a restaurant?
00:22:02If we're dry
00:22:04If we don't have a penny
00:22:06If we are here
00:22:08Nobody
00:22:09We'll sort it out between the three of us.
00:22:11Clear
00:22:11Hey, don't count on me.
00:22:13I'm in the same boat as Paco, or worse.
00:22:14If they pay, they will.
00:22:16Clear!
00:22:17Hey, you!
00:22:18Queen of Sheba!
00:22:19Do you have two little friends?
00:22:21Just for the two of us?
00:22:22Two?
00:22:22Yes, yes
00:22:23And don't worry about money
00:22:25Invite us
00:22:27Olé, your holy red-faced mother!
00:22:29Do you realize?
00:22:29These are women, not ours.
00:22:31But I heard correctly.
00:22:32But do they pay?
00:22:33What country do we live in?
00:22:34In Spain, boys
00:22:36We're going international!
00:22:59Are you having fun?
00:23:01Yes
00:23:01Very nice amusement park in Madrid
00:23:04TRUE?
00:23:06It's beautiful.
00:23:07Sensational
00:23:08Well, you'll see the tunnel of death.
00:23:11It's going to be very scary
00:23:12And surprises
00:23:14They give you such a fright that you don't know where to grab hold.
00:23:17Not even holding on tight to you
00:23:19Look like this
00:23:30What a beautiful curtain you've made!
00:23:33You're in a very hurry
00:23:35Pupo!
00:23:35Bow!
00:23:36Hello!
00:23:37Look, look, look, look!
00:23:38Oh, mother!
00:23:39What came with the store!
00:23:41Oh, how exciting!
00:23:44And what a mess in his belly!
00:23:45TRUE?
00:23:46What is it?
00:23:46Does it make you want to?
00:23:47About what?
00:23:48Well, I don't know.
00:23:49Well, tell me about kisses!
00:23:50I don't care anymore!
00:23:50Oh no!
00:23:51My wife!
00:23:52And not just on second thought!
00:23:53Then it makes sense that I'm getting closer to you!
00:23:55Oh, I'm a man!
00:23:56You will be like my lifeline!
00:23:57Oh, not me either!
00:23:58But what Spanish woman is the biggest bus hog!
00:24:02Oh, man!
00:24:02Not nearly enough of that!
00:24:03Oh, me too!
00:24:04Oh, me too!
00:24:06Aha!
00:24:07Aha!
00:24:08Aha!
00:24:08Aha!
00:24:09Aha!
00:24:09Aha!
00:24:11Aha!
00:24:27Aha!
00:24:29Aha!
00:24:53Ingrid, ease off the gas pedal or we'll crash.
00:24:55We'll definitely give it to her.
00:24:56Our Father who art in heaven
00:24:59There's the curve, the curve he takes badly
00:25:51These are cars, not our junk.
00:25:56Did you scare anyone?
00:25:59Scared and something more
00:26:01I'm practically scared to death
00:26:02What are you saying?
00:26:05Your father will bring you back, rich girl.
00:26:07I'm happy
00:26:11Happy?
00:26:12Because I'm not going with you.
00:26:13It's because you don't like me
00:26:16I'm very happy
00:26:18Because you are shy
00:26:20And I'm not shy with you
00:26:22Flat
00:26:26Flat
00:26:31It's very nice that it already
00:26:33We're going to take pictures
00:26:34Like Break!
00:26:36Desine!
00:26:40Okay, great, great
00:26:43Watch the birdie
00:26:44Do the prize, at least on the top
00:26:47Smile pretty
00:26:48Up here?
00:26:52Come!
00:26:57Come!
00:26:58Come!
00:26:58Come here!
00:26:59Come here!
00:26:59Oh!
00:27:00Cool!
00:27:00What has happened to your fear?
00:27:02Stop joking around, I'm not in the mood for that.
00:27:04Not the best!
00:27:05Hey, c'mon!
00:27:06Oh, he got some great pictures!
00:27:09Oh!
00:27:11Hey, wait!
00:27:13What's here?
00:27:14What's in here...?
00:27:15Paco, you promise to see everyone brave.
00:27:18You want me to leave!
00:27:19Oooh!
00:27:20Not the best!
00:27:35Oooh!
00:27:37Oooh!
00:27:52RONCÍNOR
00:27:54Come on!
00:28:38Come on!
00:29:02Come on!
00:29:50Come on!
00:29:57Milk for my shy handsome one.
00:30:00Oh, my dear, don't tell me again!
00:30:03I've already told you that I can't handle alcohol.
00:30:06Which?
00:30:07Yeah?
00:30:08Your whisky, nice and strong.
00:30:10Thank you.
00:30:10I say, thank you very much beautiful.
00:30:12Do you speak English?
00:30:14Something, Salome.
00:30:15But with you?
00:30:16Oops!
00:30:17I would learn from you!
00:30:19You'll see how quickly I finish this whisky!
00:30:24Oh, oh, oh!
00:30:25Come here, I'll have a drink!
00:30:27I'll get it all out!
00:30:29Come on, you're communicating!
00:30:31Oh!
00:30:33Oh!
00:30:33Drink, all of it, all of it!
00:30:35Oh!
00:30:41Oh!
00:30:42Oh!
00:30:42Oh, fire-fatties!
00:30:43Oh, fire-fatties!
00:30:44How am I going to leave the fire so greasy!
00:30:46Ooooh!
00:30:47Ha ha ha!
00:30:49It's not here, it's not here, it's not here, it's not here!
00:30:53And for you, your exclusive
00:30:56With plenty of gin
00:31:02It's at its peak
00:31:06I'll go now with our cocktails
00:31:09No, no, no, no, no, no
00:31:10I'm here with this
00:31:12Oh, Antonio
00:31:14You're wrong again.
00:31:16I don't hit everything there
00:31:18No pain
00:31:19Here, here
00:31:22And there?
00:31:23And there?
00:31:24Yes, it's very far away, isn't it?
00:31:25And is it very far away?
00:31:25Doesn't this overwhelm you?
00:31:28Hahaha!
00:31:29Hahaha!
00:31:29Hahaha!
00:31:31Hahaha!
00:31:32How are you doing?
00:31:33How are you doing?
00:31:34How are you doing?
00:31:35How are you doing?
00:31:35How are you doing?
00:31:36How are you doing?
00:31:40What details will it include?
00:31:42My bathing, my very dirty portering.
00:31:46Yeah.
00:31:46This is not it.
00:31:50Hahaha!
00:31:50Ha ha ha!
00:31:51Ha ha ha!
00:31:52Ha ha ha!
00:31:53Ha ha ha!
00:31:54Ha ha ha!
00:31:55Ha ha ha!
00:31:55Come here, handsome Spaniard, dance with me!
00:31:58Well, I...
00:32:00Lalalalalala!
00:32:01Look, this guy dances this far apart, not me...
00:32:04You have to learn to dance like the people of Madrid dance.
00:32:07Look!
00:32:08So!
00:32:09Lalalala!
00:32:11Is that how they dance in Madrid?
00:32:12Don't hesitate, darling, learn to dance like that, you'll be an expert.
00:32:16I don't know, I don't know...
00:32:17I don't understand, but I think you're being moral.
00:32:22You stay quiet and keep going
00:32:24You'll see, you'll end up liking it.
00:32:26Because this, this is going to have a very, very, sir-like ending.
00:32:31What a nerve!
00:32:33Erika, Elga, come and soap my back
00:32:37My inability
00:32:38You can't, you can't
00:32:39You, Elga?
00:32:41My trap
00:32:43That's how I swallow the earring
00:32:45Well, someone should come
00:32:47You yourself, Paco
00:32:49I?
00:32:50Lathering up naked in the bathroom?
00:32:52Come on, Paco, let them realize that we're centimeter-sized.
00:32:55Look at me
00:32:57Paco, I'm waiting for you, darling.
00:33:17I come out in the line
00:33:19I'm coming, my darling
00:33:32That towel is unnecessary.
00:33:34Should I take it off?
00:33:35No, no, Paco
00:33:37That's not right
00:33:38Back lathering
00:33:41Resto acerió
00:33:42But Ingrid
00:33:43My love
00:33:44The good thing is that remainder
00:33:46Go on, let me say it.
00:33:48You keep your back
00:33:50We'll see later
00:33:52After
00:33:53What next?
00:33:56My love
00:33:57My love
00:33:58Blackness of my flesh
00:34:00Relax, Paco
00:34:02You stay gentle
00:34:04Much soft
00:34:05With great tenderness
00:34:07How to like myself
00:34:09If you do well
00:34:11You'll see what happens next
00:34:12Fili
00:34:15Yes
00:34:16Yes, my love
00:34:20Yes
00:34:22Very good
00:34:23Very gently
00:34:25How to like myself
00:34:27Go on
00:34:28Keep it up!
00:34:29Handsome Spaniard
00:34:30Oh
00:34:31What a pleasure
00:34:34But how bad I look
00:34:36Not even if I got drunk
00:34:38The glass of milk
00:34:40Oh
00:35:01Forgive me, oh conqueror.
00:35:02But business
00:35:03It's the business
00:35:07Yes
00:35:07Our
00:35:11Let's get the keys
00:35:13One of these keys
00:35:14Must be from the apartment
00:35:15Of that stupid Spanish guy
00:35:16Come on
00:35:17Let's go quickly
00:35:17Come on, Helga
00:35:21Wait
00:35:21We can't leave
00:35:22A single gram
00:35:22Of heroin
00:35:23Here
00:35:23Let's take it
00:35:24To Paco's flat
00:35:25We're being followed
00:35:26By the Spanish police
00:35:27And we're gonna be
00:35:27In big trouble
00:35:28If they catch us
00:35:29All right
00:35:30Keep calm
00:35:31We won't make mistakes
00:35:32Like we did
00:35:32In Toro Molinos
00:35:33Ah
00:35:34And don't forget
00:35:35To have a copy
00:35:35Made of that key
00:35:37It's very important
00:35:38Okay
00:36:05Let's take it
00:36:17These four that took you there already.
00:36:19You can take photos and send them back to Earth.
00:36:22We're going to end up hiding kilos of iron in these two pots.
00:36:26Parker isn't going to see anything in these timeframes.
00:36:28Yes, we can sleep well tomorrow.
00:36:31Even if the Spanish police arrive, there's nothing in our apartment.
00:36:33We're going to finish the job and then we're going to go.
00:36:52No.
00:36:53And if it's Ingrid who brings us closer...
00:36:58I'm replying in English. If it's Ingrid, they'll understand my trick.
00:37:02Hello?
00:37:03No. No, this is the US embassy in Benidorm.
00:37:08Come on!
00:37:09Come on!
00:37:12Come on!
00:37:36Come on!
00:37:38Come on!
00:37:39Come on!
00:37:40Come on!
00:37:55Come on!
00:38:00Come on!
00:38:03Come on!
00:38:19Come on!
00:38:28Come on!
00:38:38Come on!
00:38:41Come on!
00:38:42Come on!
00:38:53Come on!
00:38:54Come on!
00:38:55Come on!
00:39:00Tell me, Ingrid, darling, I was just dreaming about you.
00:39:05Really?
00:39:07And what were you dreaming about, my shy one?
00:39:10It's way too strong to tell you this.
00:39:12Look, it's better if you come to my apartment and I don't tell you.
00:39:16I'll prove it to you, my love.
00:39:17Oh, I'm going to your house
00:39:19You are very bad
00:39:22They all know this one
00:39:24My calling to say I love you and Santiago de Compostela
00:39:28Or go very beautiful, Cathedral and Apostle
00:39:32And you coming with me, right?
00:39:34To Santiago de Compostela, what madness, it's more than 700 kilometers away
00:39:41You can do them in less than three hours
00:39:44That is, at 200 and more per hour
00:39:46Let your mother-in-law come with you, rich girl.
00:39:49My not having a mother-in-law, my love
00:39:52My desire to be you, my love
00:39:53If you come to Santiago, my love for you very much
00:39:59And is it?
00:40:00Yes! Of course yes! I'm there right now!
00:40:19Ingrid, my love, my darling, my life
00:40:23Adela
00:40:24I wish the earth would swallow me up.
00:40:32Calm down, calm down Adela
00:40:34And listen, it's nothing like what you're saying.
00:40:36That's enough, isn't it?
00:40:38Shut up!
00:40:39Do you dare raise your voice to me?
00:40:40How can you tell that it doesn't stop at a distance?
00:40:42Otherwise, not even the wretched soul you have would remain of you.
00:40:45Scoundrel, wretch, bad husband
00:40:48Ingrid, my love, my darling, my life
00:40:50But who is this Ingrid?
00:40:52That in the few days I've been gone, you've already driven me crazy
00:40:54Ingrid
00:40:55I said Ingrid
00:40:57I said Adela, love, darling, my life
00:41:00And Adela, that's you.
00:41:01Yeah
00:41:03I dreamed about you
00:41:05I swear to you on your mother's grave, watch out
00:41:07Lie, a big lie
00:41:08But now, on top of being a womanizer, you're going to be a liar too.
00:41:11You said Ingrid
00:41:12And it will be that scoundrel who answered me in English last night
00:41:14But you don't understand a word of English
00:41:16How do you know she was English?
00:41:18Ah, wicked one.
00:41:19You confess that it was a
00:41:20An Englishwoman, a Danish woman, an Irish woman, a Swedish woman
00:41:22Or whatever
00:41:23But one
00:41:27My God
00:41:28Who could have told him?
00:41:33I'm so jealous, Paco
00:41:35And very fly
00:41:35That English girl was in our apartment, I'm sure of it.
00:41:38No, Adela, no
00:41:39Only Juan enters our house
00:41:42Of course, my love
00:41:43You can be sure
00:41:44You
00:41:45You alone are my life
00:41:47Well, you
00:41:48And that charming son we're going to have
00:41:51Take good care of it.
00:41:52That will truly be our life.
00:41:55Bye
00:41:56Cut from my entrails
00:42:02He swallowed it
00:42:05But the fact that they answered him from here
00:42:07In English
00:42:08Thank you!
00:42:37Thank you!
00:42:42Oh, so much fuss.
00:42:44Because?
00:42:45Can't you see we're sleeping?
00:42:46Are you
00:42:48Ingrid Hapson
00:42:49Erika Sommer or Elga Petrova
00:42:51Answer, we are police officers
00:42:55My Elga Petrova?
00:42:57Search warrant
00:42:58There is the court order
00:43:09Thank you!
00:43:11Thank you!
00:43:13Thank you!
00:43:24Thank you!
00:43:33Listen
00:43:33How dare he enter my room?
00:43:36Who will you be?
00:43:37Police
00:43:37And we have a court order for search.
00:43:40Police in my apartment?
00:43:42Because?
00:43:59My desire to know
00:44:00What are the police looking for?
00:44:02My house
00:44:02They know it well
00:44:04Drugs
00:44:05Drugs here?
00:44:06In my apartment?
00:44:07Not understanding
00:44:10It's you, isn't it?
00:44:11Yes
00:44:12So what?
00:44:14There are many of them in Sweden and around the world
00:44:16Many almanacs
00:44:18My bikini photo
00:44:19Celebrated Model Mass
00:44:21Covergirl
00:44:21And also an illegal drug trafficker
00:44:25You and your two friends
00:44:27By the way
00:44:28Where is the third one?
00:44:30Already
00:44:32Come on
00:44:52But what are you doing?
00:44:54Spaniards attracted
00:44:57Cover yourself quickly, miss
00:44:58Police
00:44:59Search warrant
00:45:06We, drug trafficking
00:45:08Or what am I wrong with?
00:45:10Did they make a mistake in Torremolinos too?
00:45:12Also
00:45:13I checked there and found nothing.
00:45:15Not even here to find
00:45:18We don't do drugs
00:45:19We tourists
00:45:20You are the lover of the Norwegian Richard Scud
00:45:23No?
00:45:25Not knowing
00:45:26Already
00:45:27Not knowing, huh?
00:45:29You know very well that he is imprisoned in Torremolinos prison
00:45:32For illegal sale of heroin
00:45:33And that you fled from Torremolinos to Madrid
00:45:35With the rest of the drugs
00:45:37I don't understand
00:45:40That's not how it is, beautiful
00:45:41Thank you
00:46:11Thank you
00:46:40Thanks for watching the video.
00:46:47Thanks for watching the video.
00:47:26Thanks for watching the video.
00:47:42Thanks for watching the video.
00:47:51You don't say that! I don't even know how I put up with you!
00:47:53I am pregnant, and very pregnant.
00:47:55The gynecologist told me so, and the tests showed it.
00:47:57Look, look at them.
00:47:59Do you see it?
00:48:00I understand what you're going through, Trini.
00:48:02What you'd give to have a child, right?
00:48:04But don't despair, woman.
00:48:05As you can see, we've been married for almost the same number of years.
00:48:08We are the same age.
00:48:09Today it happened to me, but one day it might happen to you.
00:48:11Be patient.
00:48:12Excuse me, Adela, you're right.
00:48:14I'm furious because out of all our friends, I'm the only one who doesn't have children.
00:48:17Everything will come in time, woman.
00:48:18And on top of that, this scoundrel Juan is cheating on me, Adela.
00:48:22He's cheating on me.
00:48:22He's a womanizer.
00:48:23Take.
00:48:23Sure.
00:48:24And Paco, that little English girl.
00:48:26Hey, what if we unexpectedly showed up in Madrid?
00:48:30We'd catch them in Fraganti.
00:48:32Oh, that would be great.
00:48:33But I fear I will be greatly disappointed and lose my son.
00:48:36Oh no.
00:48:36It was the first thing the gynecologist forbade me from doing.
00:48:38No.
00:48:39Too bad.
00:48:40But rejoice, woman.
00:48:41We didn't come to Benidorm to be sad, quite the opposite.
00:48:44The thing is, sometimes I think those two idiots can't possibly have a fling.
00:48:48Well, I think the same thing.
00:48:49They are two bears.
00:48:50Two old codgers.
00:48:51Which woman will they rhyme with?
00:48:52That's the reasoning I come up with.
00:48:54But we're not up to date.
00:48:57As?
00:48:57I don't understand.
00:48:58Don't bother, Adela.
00:49:00We're old-fashioned.
00:49:01We're not up to date with youth tastes.
00:49:04But what taste!
00:49:06Look at young women today.
00:49:09They are crazy about mature men.
00:49:11And let's not even mention the foreign women driven by love.
00:49:14Look around you.
00:49:15Look at that gait and that display.
00:49:18That one, the other one, the one here, the one there.
00:49:26Already.
00:49:28You're right.
00:49:29They teach more than the engineering school.
00:49:31And they remain completely unconcerned.
00:49:32But our husbands aren't meant for that.
00:49:34They are two vegetatives.
00:49:35If you're pregnant, don't be so vegetative.
00:49:38Well, woman, sometimes they make an effort.
00:49:41With us.
00:49:42Yeah.
00:49:43But tell me, what effort would I have to make with that one, for example?
00:49:48Olga!
00:49:49But what if it's Olga?
00:49:51Olguita!
00:49:52Adela, what a surprise.
00:49:53Oh, what joy!
00:49:56Are you on vacation too?
00:49:57Well, half and half.
00:49:59I've come with my boss to buy some large plots of land.
00:50:01Our construction company from Madrid wants to build a hotel chain here.
00:50:04Are you still with the same company?
00:50:05Where better?
00:50:06I get paid very well and now I'm working with the deputy director.
00:50:09Oh, that's great.
00:50:09And who did you come with?
00:50:10With your mother.
00:50:11What a joy it would be if I saw her around here!
00:50:13No way, I came alone with my boss.
00:50:15Alone with your boss?
00:50:15And do your parents let you come alone with your boss?
00:50:18Why not?
00:50:18I am 20 years old, I am his secretary.
00:50:20And what happens to a girl happens to her.
00:50:23Do you see it, Adela?
00:50:23When I say we're old-fashioned...
00:50:26Oh, sorry, Trini.
00:50:27Look, this adorable little creature is Holguita, the daughter of a close friend of mine.
00:50:30I almost made it.
00:50:31Hey, beautiful!
00:50:32Nice to meet you.
00:50:33And how are you and your husband?
00:50:35We haven't seen each other since we moved to a different neighborhood.
00:50:37You know what, I'm going to have a child.
00:50:39Don't tell me, finally.
00:50:41Would you like something to drink?
00:50:41I invite you all, this calls for a celebration, let's go.
00:50:44I hope you come to the christening.
00:50:46We're going all out, you'll see.
00:51:34Subscribe to the channel!
00:52:01Well, I'm telling you, those three want something strange from us.
00:52:04Pass it on, bomb, you're not seeing it, that's annoying.
00:52:07No, they liked us.
00:52:08Swedish women go crazy for Spanish men.
00:52:10We're just a bunch of macho men who...
00:52:12Look, Adela isn't going to say one thing and mean another.
00:52:14One of them, or maybe all three, came into my apartment, I don't know why, and answered it
00:52:20in English.
00:52:21But why would they go to your apartment?
00:52:23You have Velázquez paintings to steal, or jewels like oil, or sugar, for example.
00:52:28Besides, you yourself doubt that they even got in.
00:52:31You always carry the apartment keys with you, and you never missed them, right?
00:52:36But... what about the time we've fallen asleep in his apartment?
00:52:40Huh? What do you say to that?
00:52:41They were able to take the keys out of my pocket, go to the apartment, and then leave the keys back in the same pocket, like
00:52:48as if nothing had happened.
00:52:49Look, Paco, don't be such a pain. We had a great time with her, they paid for everything.
00:52:54And maybe, any moment now, we'll make love.
00:52:57What more could you want? We'll never find chocolates like these again.
00:53:02With what? Let's go for it.
00:53:03That, that's precisely what annoys me.
00:53:06Let them pay for everything, let them give it their all.
00:53:08And why? Let's not pay dearly for that moment of love we're waiting for.
00:53:13To catch fish, you have to get your hands wet.
00:53:17What do you say, Antonio?
00:53:18Me, Blin. I'm sleeping a little.
00:53:28Well, we need to find the answer quickly.
00:53:32We need to go to Paco and get the drugs back.
00:53:35What a fool, Locksmith!
00:53:37He made a copy of the key for Paco.
00:53:39But make it easy.
00:53:41I'm going to pay, Paco.
00:53:42As they say in this country, we have them in our pocket.
00:53:45Come on!
00:53:48Come on!
00:54:06Come on!
00:54:15Definitely decided.
00:54:16Determined.
00:54:16We've thought it through and we think your plan for this morning is perfect.
00:54:19If we agree, let's start doing it.
00:54:21Whenever you say so.
00:54:21The first thing we'll do is go to a good boutique.
00:54:24But...
00:54:24Yes, you'll see the switch I'll make you make.
00:54:26And your husbands will shower you with kisses.
00:54:28May God hear you, creature.
00:54:29Let's focus, let's not waste time.
00:54:31In the center.
00:54:51Take a good look at these undergarments.
00:54:53That's where the woman's success or failure with her husband lies.
00:54:57Olguita, you're so cute.
00:54:58Look, we'll do what you say.
00:55:00But you think we can't put those tiny things in.
00:55:02With art, everything looks good.
00:55:03And the art consists of teaching without teaching.
00:55:06Do you understand?
00:55:06Not a word.
00:55:07And you?
00:55:08Less.
00:55:09To men, and even more so to husbands.
00:55:11To interest them in flirting,
00:55:13We have to let them imagine what's there, even if it isn't.
00:55:15Is it clear now?
00:55:16Worse than before.
00:55:17To imagine what is there, even if it isn't.
00:55:20I don't understand a thing.
00:55:21Well, I'll prove it.
00:55:22Come on.
00:55:22Are you coming?
00:55:23I don't know what I'm going to buy.
00:55:25I'm sure there won't be one in my size.
00:55:33Have you chosen?
00:55:34Do you think they'll suit us?
00:55:36Will there be any?
00:55:37Let's see.
00:56:01That blue is gorgeous.
00:56:04I like green better.
00:56:07That needs to be seen in your bodies.
00:56:09The color is the least important thing.
00:56:10What's important is the workmanship and the style.
00:56:12That it drapes well and enhances the figure.
00:56:14Come and see for yourselves.
00:56:32Am I happy?
00:56:33With all this, you'll be sleepy.
00:56:35The surprise you're going to give Paco and Juan.
00:56:37Well, until five in the morning.
00:56:39Hey, didn't your boss get soaked for giving us a ride in his car?
00:56:41No way.
00:56:42He's a charming gentleman.
00:56:43You'll see.
00:56:44Despite it being an early start, we'll be there at five o'clock sharp.
00:56:46Yeah.
00:56:46And at nine in the morning in Madrid.
00:56:48So soon?
00:56:49See you later.
00:56:50Get ready.
00:56:50Bye bye.
00:56:52Bye bye.
00:57:21Thank you!
00:57:44Thank you!
00:57:52Look at yourself! Look at yourself!
00:57:54Follow me!
00:57:55Olé!
00:57:56That's it! Go for it!
00:58:00Follow me!
00:58:16Thank you!
00:58:17Don't scream!
00:58:24Music! Dance!
00:58:27I'll kill you!
00:58:52I'll kill you!
00:59:08I'll kill you!
00:59:10I'll kill you!
00:59:15I'll kill you!
00:59:18I'll kill you!
00:59:31I'll kill you!
00:59:43I'll kill you!
00:59:46I'll kill you!
00:59:47I'll kill you!
00:59:48I'll kill you!
00:59:48I'll kill you!
00:59:50I'll kill you!
00:59:51I'll kill you!
00:59:59I'll kill you!
01:00:01I'll kill you!
01:00:02I'll kill you!
01:00:05I'll kill you!
01:00:06I'll kill you!
01:00:08I'll kill you!
01:00:17I'll kill you!
01:00:21I'll kill you!
01:00:27I'll kill you!
01:00:37I'll kill you!
01:00:38I'll kill you!
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01:00:46I'll kill you!
01:00:50I'll kill you!
01:00:58I'll kill you!
01:01:12I'll kill you!
01:01:14I'll kill you!
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01:01:15I'll kill you!
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01:01:20I'll kill you!
01:01:21I'll kill you!
01:01:22The album is very timely.
01:01:25With your permission, I'm going to pee.
01:01:27Yes, go away.
01:01:31Hey, you, don't get distracted.
01:01:56No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:02:22This is becoming very dangerous.
01:02:23Tell me where the stuff is?
01:02:25Quick.
01:02:26The police could be here at any time.
01:02:32Richard, wait.
01:02:51My darling.
01:02:52You sit down, sit down
01:02:55Welcome, please sit here
01:03:24Come with me, I'll give you this
01:04:10Let's come with me!
01:04:24Let's come with me!
01:04:43You?
01:04:43Me, the idiot
01:04:46Idiots?
01:04:46I don't understand.
01:04:47You've hidden drugs in my house
01:04:49Answer, tell me
01:04:51Drugs?
01:04:52Where are the drugs?
01:04:53My not knowing
01:04:53Where are the drugs?
01:04:54Did you hide it in my house?
01:04:56Where are the drugs?
01:04:57Answer me, quickly
01:04:58Where are the drugs?
01:05:00But you're killing me, Paco!
01:05:09Idiots!
01:05:13Paco, wait!
01:05:18Fuck!
01:05:19I like that stick number in Spanish!
01:05:24High!
01:05:25But where are you going like this?
01:05:29Look at yourselves!
01:05:34Hey, have they gone crazy?
01:05:36Ah!
01:05:45Get up, something serious has happened to Paco
01:05:46You see it now!
01:05:47Adela must be back!
01:05:49Come on!
01:05:50Yeah!
01:05:52Come on, hurry up!
01:05:53I'm coming, I'm coming!
01:05:56Paco, Paco
01:05:57Paco
01:05:57Wait for me
01:05:58I'll explain
01:06:01Harry
01:06:02Oh, Harry
01:06:03My brother
01:06:05Welcome to Madrid
01:06:06Do you have a gift for me?
01:06:08To have inside the car?
01:06:10Oh, yes
01:06:13Don't say your name is Richard
01:06:15Get out quick before he finds out more
01:06:17and calls the police
01:06:17I'll be waiting for you
01:06:18at the bungalow in Ibiza
01:06:20but please give me time to escape
01:06:22All right
01:06:27Come here, Paco
01:06:28Let me introduce you to Harry
01:06:29My brother
01:06:30And this is my friend, my brother.
01:06:32You want to get to know yourself!
01:06:39What, what, what's wrong with us?
01:06:41It's very strange, Paco.
01:06:43Do you know what's happening?
01:06:43I don't
01:06:44Me neither
01:06:44Well, we'll have to wait here.
01:06:45Let's see what happens
01:06:46Bye
01:06:47Antonio, quick, quick
01:06:48Come on, let's go
01:06:49Come on
01:06:53Genaro, Genaro
01:06:53Fast
01:06:54Give me the spare key to my apartment
01:06:56Come on
01:06:57What's the rush, Don Paco?
01:06:59If someone has to be killed
01:07:00Well, tell me.
01:07:01Give me the key and call 091
01:07:03Tell the police to follow a white sports car
01:07:05Registration number 5M4721
01:07:08He left here driven by some strange, blond foreigners.
01:07:11Ah, some criminals
01:07:12Sure
01:07:12I'm sure of it.
01:07:13Oh, one of them is called Richard
01:07:15Thank you
01:07:18Just a moment, Don Paco
01:07:20Oh, Don Paco
01:07:22That's too long for me
01:07:23A green convertible said
01:07:24I say white
01:07:26Tuition
01:07:27What license plate did Don Paco tell me?
01:07:34Thank you
01:07:45Look at the destruction, yes sir
01:07:47War on starches that make us fat and give us a belly
01:07:49Laugh, laugh
01:07:50You will soon cry
01:07:52And why?
01:07:52It can be known
01:07:53Accomplices in drug trafficking
01:07:54Those daughters of...
01:07:56They've hidden drugs in my house
01:07:58Go get them, Antonio
01:08:00What a business!
01:08:01I hope they're available by the kilo.
01:08:08Hey, what will they pay more for?
01:08:09Heroin, marijuana, or cocaine?
01:08:11They all give a lot of money.
01:08:12We have to find them, Juan
01:08:15Hey
01:08:17And why are we killing ourselves looking for them like crazy?
01:08:20Isn't it better that we come to an agreement with them?
01:08:22Tell us where they are.
01:08:25And let's divide the dollars among everyone, don't you think?
01:08:27Brilliant
01:08:27It's an idea worthy of Rockefeller.
01:08:29Well, come on, they're in the living room
01:08:31Who's in the room?
01:08:32Ingrid, Erika and Helga
01:08:33At my place?
01:08:34At my house, those three?
01:08:37You pick this up and leave it clean
01:08:38I'm going to make them leave my house right now.
01:08:41Immediately
01:08:42Yes, yes
01:08:43Come on
01:09:04Fill it up
01:09:12Fill it up
01:09:13It's a long way to go to Madrid
01:09:15About 60 kilometers
01:09:16Like I told you, at 9 in Madrid
01:09:17And at 9:01 I burst into the house to see what my husband is doing
01:09:20Despite all the phone calls I made to him last night, the scoundrel didn't answer.
01:09:23Neither did mine
01:09:23Where will those cabaret performers spend the night?
01:09:25With some English girl
01:09:27Ah, well, if my dad catches him in the act, he'd better start ordering the tombstone.
01:09:29R.I.P.
01:09:30Beaten to death for being a womanizer
01:09:31For these reasons
01:09:52Beaten to death for being a womanizer
01:10:03Hey, hey, that's my car
01:10:06Uh, oh, what's that?
01:10:11Oh, my bastards
01:10:12My bastards
01:10:14Thieves
01:10:15Thieves
01:10:24The keys
01:10:43But those flowerpots
01:10:45I could swear that...
01:10:47That?
01:10:49I could swear that...
01:10:50They were full of dirt
01:10:58Oh, Trini of my soul
01:10:59Those flowerpots are mine.
01:11:00What are you saying?
01:11:01What you hear
01:11:02He...
01:11:03Already
01:11:04That night the little English girl
01:11:06Sure?
01:11:06Let's go, let's go to Madrid right away.
01:11:08But how?
01:11:08In what car?
01:11:09As?
01:11:09One way or the other?
01:11:09On roller skates?
01:11:10Well, he's going to take them soon.
01:11:11Please take us to Madrid
01:11:13It is very urgent
01:11:14Get on, get on
01:11:15My God
01:11:16Oh
01:11:18I said out
01:11:19Out of my house
01:11:20A neighbor might come by
01:11:22And tell on my wife
01:11:23Come on
01:11:24Shut up, Paco
01:11:25That interrupts
01:11:26Let's see, Rina
01:11:27Tell me once
01:11:28Where to hide the drugs
01:11:30Or you tell me, little princess
01:11:32Look, we'll sell them well.
01:11:33And we will distribute the dollars
01:11:34Like good brothers
01:11:35Are you listening to me?
01:11:37Everyone out of my house
01:11:38Come on
01:11:38But Paco
01:11:40My gypsy
01:11:42We love you very much
01:11:43Because you, not us
01:11:45And you're asking that?
01:11:47What a face, daughter
01:11:48What a face.
01:11:49I don't know, really, drugs
01:11:50My only desire is for you
01:11:52Lots of love
01:11:54Leave me alone, let go
01:11:55You are more to be feared than the devil.
01:11:59Not in the ear
01:12:01That I am a lost man
01:12:02He doesn't even know, little chick
01:12:04Look
01:12:05Let's go to your room
01:12:06What is it?
01:12:09To my room?
01:12:11Yes
01:12:11Go where you sleep, my love
01:12:13And where does my wife sleep too?
01:12:16I will be your wife now
01:12:19Don't kiss my ear
01:12:20I don't answer
01:12:21That's why I do it
01:12:23That's what I want
01:12:26Where is your room?
01:12:28Oh
01:12:34Come on, baby
01:12:35You and I
01:12:36We're going to that room
01:12:39We're going to kiss
01:12:41In the ear
01:12:43And since we're on the subject of the ear...
01:12:44You're going to tell me
01:12:45Where do you hide the drugs?
01:12:47Don't you think so?
01:12:49Is it cool?
01:12:50And like in this house
01:12:51There are no more rooms.
01:12:52You and I are going to your apartment
01:12:54And there I will tell you the story
01:12:55From the Arabian Nights
01:12:56You will be my queen
01:12:57Okay
01:13:05Thank you, sir.
01:13:05Thank you so much for bringing us
01:13:06And forgive me
01:13:07I'm going up quickly.
01:13:07I don't know why I have this feeling
01:13:08They've robbed my house
01:13:09Those flowerpots
01:13:10Don't worry
01:13:13Ah
01:13:13Give me the little stick I bought
01:13:15If I notice something strange
01:13:16In my husband
01:13:17I'm going to sing him the 40
01:13:18But in rough terms
01:13:21Wait for me
01:13:38Adela
01:13:38Adela
01:13:39Come on
01:13:39Hurry
01:13:40What's happening?
01:13:41I'll explain it to you later.
01:13:41Everything has an explanation.
01:13:42In this life
01:13:50Good morning
01:13:51Doña Adela
01:13:51Good morning
01:13:52Genaro
01:13:52Choo
01:13:54What's happening?
01:14:21Chooinho
01:14:22Very good
01:14:36Adela! Adela at the door!
01:14:40Come on, kid! Less joking around!
01:14:43To do?
01:14:44Here it comes! Here it comes!
01:14:45Paco, Paco, Adela has just arrived. She'll be coming up in the elevator.
01:14:48Adela!
01:14:48He's just arrived! And he's carrying a huge stick to beat you all to death.
01:14:52Oh, mother!
01:14:54Look, look! She fainted!
01:14:56Get under the bed! And we'll have pizza! Let's go!
01:14:58Yes! Down below!
01:15:01Learn them!
01:15:01Learn them!
01:15:02Hide him among the rocks!
01:15:03Yes, yes! Very good!
01:15:04That way! That way!
01:15:05Cover it up! Cover it up there!
01:15:09You and me to the closet!
01:15:10Yes! But speak downstairs!
01:15:11Yeah!
01:15:18Get in closer! We can see you!
01:15:20Don't change the crossbeams!
01:15:21Learn them!
01:15:22Clear!
01:15:27Paco, darling! Where are you?
01:15:29It's there!
01:15:30It's there!
01:15:31I'm here! I'm your little rib!
01:15:34Get in there! Get in there! Caviar-eaters!
01:15:45Are you asleep, my little darling?
01:15:52My poor little thing! Oh! Lonelier than ever and asleep like a baby! And here I was, giving you a bad name!
01:15:59darling!
01:16:00Paco! Paco! Paco! Paco! I'm here! Your Adela! Mwah!
01:16:07But he's dead!
01:16:08But he's dead! That damned Englishwoman must have poisoned him! Paco, my love! Paco, tell me you're alive, for God's sake!
01:16:13God!
01:16:14It's her! It's her! He's alive! But why did he faint? It must be from weakness!
01:16:21My angel! You'll go without food for days! And it's all my fault! Yes, mine! For leaving you so alone! Without
01:16:27Nobody to make you a simple chamomile tea!
01:16:28My love! Mwah! I'll make you a punch with egg yolk right now that will make you feel like new!
01:16:36Let's get out of here!
01:16:41I'm suffocating! Just a few more seconds and I'll choke!
01:16:44Escape quickly! Just a moment! Just a moment! Calmly! In order, in order! Me first! That's it!
01:16:51My wife! Shut up!
01:16:54There are Moors on the coast, Adela
01:16:55Come in, Trini, I'm in the kitchen!
01:17:00Do you leave the door open because of the heat?
01:17:04She's my... she's my wife
01:17:07Oh, oh, oh! Oh, mother! Oh, oh, mother!
01:17:11Are you Adela?
01:17:13It's you, what a joy!
01:17:15My wife, that wild beast, hasn't come!
01:17:17Hurrah!
01:17:19The beast hasn't come!
01:17:23Have you heard?
01:17:24It's Paco's voice
01:17:25The same
01:17:25And she called me a wild beast
01:17:27And he said you didn't see them.
01:17:28Maybe someone is with him
01:17:29The little English girl, for sure!
01:17:30Now the fat is in the fire!
01:17:32They were required to do so.
01:17:32Grab the frying pan!
01:17:33Let's see who she's with!
01:17:34And if it's something we think about
01:17:36Pans galore!
01:17:38Not you here!
01:17:39This is our site!
01:17:40Where is the army?
01:17:40Here, in the closet!
01:17:43Go ahead, come in!
01:17:44Come on, let me have the seat!
01:17:45Come on!
01:17:46We have to cover it up!
01:17:47We've stopped stamping it!
01:17:48Come on!
01:17:52Cover it up there!
01:17:53Go up, go up, go up!
01:17:54Come on, get up!
01:17:54Go on, head!
01:17:55Okay, calm down!
01:17:56You can see the pay!
01:17:56Come on!
01:17:57Come on, come on!
01:17:58Covered!
01:17:58Come on!
01:17:59So!
01:18:00Arián, don't lose!
01:18:01Don't waste time!
01:18:01Come on!
01:18:01Shut up!
01:18:02Come on!
01:18:04Here, now we're talking!
01:18:05Come on!
01:18:08Here you go, little English girl!
01:18:08So that they leave our husband alone!
01:18:10Quiet, husband!
01:18:11Come on!
01:18:11Jesus, what have I done?
01:18:15Hey?
01:18:17He's your husband!
01:18:18But I used to...
01:18:20...I'll be drunk from just one glass of water!
01:18:22Good heavens!
01:18:23I killed him!
01:18:25Juan!
01:18:26Forgive me, Juan!
01:18:27I love you so much!
01:18:28I'm so looking forward to being with you after all that dieting!
01:18:31She's really hit this one hard!
01:18:32My life!
01:18:32She could even have twins!
01:18:35Juan!
01:18:37Juan!
01:18:38Juan!
01:18:40Trini!
01:18:40Let's get the pair!
01:18:54One, two, three, four
01:18:56None of the big ones are missing.
01:18:57Let's see the little ones
01:18:58One, two, three
01:19:02My shoes are hurting me so much!
01:19:18Phew!
01:19:19Phew!
01:19:21There's someone in the room!
01:19:22No, woman!
01:19:24It must be a cat!
01:19:26Meow!
01:19:27Meow!
01:19:28Do you hear it?
01:19:30Poor thing!
01:19:31Let them escape!
01:19:33Here it is!
01:19:34Here it is!
01:19:35Here it is!
01:19:36Here it is!
01:19:36Here it is!
01:19:36Here it is!
01:19:36Here it is!
01:19:36Let's get on with our business!
01:19:38Let's see if we finally have a baby boy!
01:19:40It's not Juanes!
01:19:42The little ones are missing!
01:19:44Drug pots!
01:19:46They've left here!
01:19:48Oh, what a race!
01:19:49He'll say I haven't been freed!
01:19:50Especially me!
01:19:56Here it is!
01:19:57Oh no, Jema!
01:19:58You scoundrel!
01:20:00I haven't been freed yet!
01:20:00Oh, oh, oh!
01:20:01I haven't been freed yet!
01:20:02The Marapet!
01:20:02Oh, you!
01:20:04Oh no!
01:20:04Oh!
01:20:05Oh, oh, oh, oh!
01:20:06How much!
01:20:06You're the little English girl, boss!
01:20:08TRUE?
01:20:09Do you have a bossy, lizard-like face?
01:20:11Take!
01:20:11Take it without counting!
01:20:13Yes!
01:20:14Already!
01:20:15Lis!
01:20:16No foreigner can compete with a famous Spanish woman!
01:20:19Oh, oh, oh!
01:20:20Oh, oh, oh, oh!
01:20:20Oh, Mom, husband!
01:20:21And you're defending her, aren't you?
01:20:23No, no, no!
01:20:23This must be yours, you scoundrel!
01:20:25No, woman!
01:20:25No, no!
01:20:26No, no!
01:20:29Ingriz, who is my wife!
01:20:31This is for you!
01:20:32Oh, oh, oh, oh!
01:20:34Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
01:20:37Oh, oh, oh, oh!
01:20:38No, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
01:20:39Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
01:20:39But what have you brought with you?
01:20:41I am my own wife!
01:20:42Oh, oh, oh, oh!
01:20:43You're going to steal me away!
01:20:45Don't hit me!
01:20:46Don't hit me!
01:20:48Stick it from behind!
01:20:49Water sticks!
01:20:50What's wrong? I want you to...
01:20:52He's carrying all the sticks!
01:20:53Here it goes!
01:20:56Come on!
01:20:57Let's go, jump out!
01:20:58Let Adela come to her senses!
01:20:59He's back!
01:21:00He's back!
01:21:00Come on, now!
01:21:01Come on, now!
01:21:01Fast!
01:21:02Hurry, let's go, let's go!
01:21:03Long live the!
01:21:04Oh!
01:21:05Oh, why did I have to do it? All the blame falls on me!
01:21:07Oh, God!
01:21:08Adela, I'll poke you with the stick.
01:21:10Come on, explain it to me, come on!
01:21:11Adela!
01:21:12No, what, what, what!
01:21:13But Adela!
01:21:15Diet!
01:21:15But what faces!
01:21:17What, what, what!
01:21:18Go away, sir!
01:21:19Go on, there!
01:21:20Go on, there!
01:21:21Adela!
01:21:22You don't ask!
01:21:23Go on, there!
01:21:23He's back!
01:21:24Adela!
01:21:25Come on, let's go, ma'am!
01:21:27Come on, let's go, let's go!
01:21:28Come on, let's go, let's go!
01:21:29Adela!
01:21:29Come on, let's go!
01:21:31Come on, let's go!
01:21:31Come on, let's go!
01:21:31Everyone freeze!
01:21:32The police!
01:21:33Everyone is under arrest!
01:21:34Guard!
01:21:35Put the handcuffs on!
01:21:37The police!
01:21:38But!
01:21:39Why are they stopping us?
01:21:40Because of drugs!
01:21:41Isn't that right, good lady,
01:21:42Were those flowerpots his?
01:21:44Yeah.
01:21:44But not drugs!
01:21:46They've come out here!
01:21:47And they are all under arrest!
01:21:49No!
01:21:49No shackles on my payroll!
01:21:51I can't see my husband like this!
01:21:53I'm going to have an abortion!
01:21:55Lady!
01:21:55Adela, don't abort me!
01:21:56My son, my child, my son, my child!
01:22:10My son, my son, my son, my son!
01:22:35My son, my son, my son!
01:22:47Cuchi, cuchi, cuchi!
01:22:50How chubby!
01:22:51She looks like she's 20 years old now.
01:22:54Oh, how delicious!
01:22:56Your head, your head!
01:22:58What's wrong with our son?
01:22:59His little head is wet from the baptismal water.
01:23:01Oh!
01:23:02You scared me, taco!
01:23:04Since having a child, you get so nervous...
01:23:06What a great dad you are!
01:23:08Come on, Juan!
01:23:09I'm coming!
01:23:11Be careful, don't get mixed up.
01:23:15He's so handsome, isn't he?
01:23:16Yes, yes, yes...
01:23:18The child seems upset about something.
01:23:21Hello!
01:23:25Hello, daughter!
01:23:29How obese!
01:23:31Hello!
01:23:31Olgita!
01:23:32You finally arrived on time!
01:23:33Adela told me that you were in her son.
01:23:34I left there about two hours ago.
01:23:36Oh, but Trini!
01:23:37What a way to gain weight!
01:23:38Thanks to you!
01:23:39You want some wisdom!
01:23:40Olgita!
01:23:41I'm so glad you made it to the christening!
01:23:43Me too!
01:23:43But let me see that charmer!
01:23:45Oops!
01:23:45But he's so handsome.
01:23:47Like his father.
01:23:48And besides, boy, just like you wanted, Paco.
01:23:50Here, if it turns out to be a girl, I'll return it.
01:23:52No more women in my life.
01:23:55But hurry, lest it be late for the banquet.
01:23:57I'll go ahead to make sure everything is ready.
01:23:59I want to celebrate my son's christening in every way.
01:24:02Okay, I won't...
01:24:03Don't forget the cigars!
01:24:10Paco!
01:24:12What to do with this? Make it yours?
01:24:14My, my, my, my, mine?
01:24:16Yes.
01:24:17Lies, confusing.
01:24:19Go away, go away from my sight and go back to your country and never come back.
01:24:23You're a nasty piece of work.
01:24:28Ingrid, what's going on? Did you take money from him?
01:24:31What's up?
01:24:32He's a doorman, but not stupid.
01:24:45No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
01:24:47no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
01:24:47no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
01:24:47no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
01:24:47Thank you.
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