00:01Okay, so this is Middle-earth Shadow Mordor.
00:05I played this once.
00:09Probably here, here now.
00:12Once or twice.
00:13In the land of Mordor, where the shadows lie.
00:22It was here, on the slopes of Mount Doom,
00:25that the Dark Lord Sauron was defeated by a last alliance of men and elves.
00:34It is here that for two and a half thousand years the Rangers of Gondor stood watch,
00:41guarding against a nameless threat they had all had forgotten.
00:46And while the strength of Gondor faded,
00:50the power and the malice of Sauron grew in darkness.
00:56He has returned to Mordor.
01:00Shadow and flame have fallen on the Black Gates.
01:04And no mortal man...
01:07can stand in its path.
01:10Death.
01:17He already...
01:20Dear, I am...
01:37not限り...верom.
01:39No. No.
01:44No.
01:46No.
01:57That is a perfect swing for killing chicken.
02:02Wouldn't want to hurt you.
02:04It'll take a lot more than that.
02:09Dear Hile, the mighty chicken killer.
02:11Come on.
02:12Come on.
02:14Show your father what you have, huh?
02:23You'll have to hit harder if you want to best your father.
02:30Hard enough?
02:34Parry, son. Don't forget to block.
02:37Perhaps you should forget to hit.
02:39Stay alert, dear Hile.
02:41Your enemy will not always be as he appears.
02:53Easy, son.
02:55You're not a soldier yet.
03:00I'll have your gun.
03:06Get out of here.
03:14I'm all right.
03:25My blade shall rest in your throat.
03:28Dear Hile, remember your training.
03:42Stand fast, dear Hile.
03:44Stand fast, dear Hile.
04:01I'm all right.
04:03I'll kill you.
04:12Watch out!
04:13He's grabbing for you.
04:14Take his legs.
04:21Remember son, launch deep and core deeper.
04:29These orcs are much stronger than any we've ever seen.
04:31They're not orcs, they're lyrics.
04:33They're far worse than too many.
04:37Go find your mother.
04:39Go find your mother. Keep her safe.
04:41I'll be right behind you. Go.
04:56Am I dead?
04:58You are banished from death.
05:01I wish you all death.
05:31I wish you all death.
06:02Happy anniversary, my lord.
06:04Alien, this is beautiful.
06:07Where did you find it?
06:09I still have a few friends left in Gondor.
06:13Did you talk to my father?
06:15Yes, I did.
06:17And nothing has changed.
06:18He's still very stubborn.
06:20I say we go anyway.
06:22The air high will not come willingly.
06:24There must be a better life than this.
06:28Not now.
06:31But soon.
06:35I'm just so tired of hiding here, Italian.
06:44We must hide now.
06:45Or we're both dead.
06:47Come on.
06:56We should have left when we had the chance.
06:59Don't move.
07:00I'll clear a path.
07:02I'm outnumbered.
07:04Stealth is my only advantage.
07:06We should be a bad guy.
07:09Stealth is not.
07:12Stealth is my name.
07:14Dead, Tom.
07:15Terese.
07:19Stop feasting.
07:43Put the sword down, Ranger.
07:59The black man wants him alive.
08:01You're it.
08:03Take her.
08:08I think...
08:13He will leave.
08:38I'm right here, son.
08:40I'm right here.
08:52He will be together, my love.
08:55Soon.
08:56Forever.
09:25Come back to me.
09:27The elf lord.
09:44What is this place?
09:48See for yourself.
10:03Now do you believe me, Ranger?
10:05What is happening to me?
10:10You are banished from death.
10:12Cast adrift between the worlds of light and dark.
10:15The curse binds us together within the walls of Arda.
10:21If what you say is true, then how do we break this curse?
10:27We find the one who cast it on us.
10:30The black hand of Sauron.
10:44Oh, yeah.
10:47We fell in love.
10:49Oh.
11:09This looks familiar.
11:30This looks familiar.
12:11This looks familiar.
12:12This looks familiar.
12:26This looks familiar.
12:52This looks familiar.
13:20You will suffer for what you've done.
13:27This looks familiar.
13:45Go back to him.
13:46This looks familiar.
14:04This looks familiar.
14:11What do you know of the Black Hand of Sauron?
14:15He is a fiend.
14:20Made of thin air.
14:22What more?
14:25A slave I had.
14:28Swear as he fought him.
14:34I sold him.
14:37For a king of Grog.
14:40To give up the slaver.
14:43I sold him.
14:47I sold him.
14:50I sold him.
14:53I sold him.
14:53I sold him.
15:04I sold him.
15:11I sold him.
15:15I sold him.
15:16I sold him.
15:17I sold him.
15:19I sold him.
15:21I sold him.
15:26I sold him.
15:27I sold him.
15:35I sold him.
15:40I sold him.
16:00The world has changed. Nothing makes sense.
16:05Nothing has changed. This is how it will be. The future and the past are linked in darkness.
16:12I don't understand why I'm here.
16:14And I can't remember. Let's go find the slaver. His mind may provide answers.
16:22Take it over.
16:32Blue.
16:35There he is! Bleak the truck!
16:40I've almost got it!
16:51Crush him!
17:07No! Where are you now?
17:14No!
17:19Skin!
17:21It's a delicate process. Peeling. Peeling ever so gentle. But I'll have your skin off in one piece.
17:33Carry the flesh!
17:45Around him!
17:56Bite him!
18:06Bite him, scream!
18:18Die you gotta burn!
18:23Die you bitch!
18:24Down!
18:29Die!
18:31Die!
18:39Die!
18:40Die!
18:41Die!
18:42Die!
18:42Get these parts!
18:51Not a chance!
19:24The ground broke loose and now someone's gotta go get it back!
19:46Set them traps and lure the creature in! It dies by our hands!
20:01The ranger thus tried to terrify us with his tricks! Don't let it get inside your head! Stand firm and
20:08fight him!
20:36I am in your debt!
20:40I am in your debt!
20:41Kill!
20:42I am in your debt!
20:45I am in your debt!
21:03You can't kill us!
21:15I am in your debt!
21:17I am in your debt!
21:18Only a few more, freak!
21:22Dang!
21:24I am in your debt!
21:25I am in your debt!
21:28I am in your debt!
21:30I am in your debt!
21:31And the server!
21:32I am in your debt!
21:36I am in your debt!
21:37I am in your debt!
21:54Not the server!
21:56This is all my stuff!
22:00I am in your debt!
22:01Shhh!
22:37Leveled up because of that.
23:11What are these towers of silver?
23:14They are lights to guide us in the land of shadow, where all other lights may fail.
23:19Pale reflections of the light of the two trees, and memories of a lost kingdom.
23:41The
23:41The
23:41The
23:42The
23:42The
23:42The
23:42The
23:52I don't believe he was crappy to lead him.
24:02I don't like the sound of that.
24:10Step out of line and we'll have you fly!
24:13I know what to say to you!
24:23Show me your metal!
24:42Do you smell blood around there?
24:45No.
24:46You're imagining stuff, isn't it?
24:48I smell it, too.
24:50It smells like taragor blood!
24:52That's me, you idiots!
24:54I killed one earlier, it got it all over me!
25:07I worry that no one will stop me all in the fortified world.
25:11But then, if Gondor doesn't stop you, they'll bring war to war.
25:23And Unxill will hold a captive with information on the black captains, hunt down the slaver,
25:28rescue the captive, and find out who knows.
25:34This is a riot!
25:36This is me!
25:45Well, this doesn't bode well.
25:46Don't you see?
25:48The prisoner created a distraction.
25:59Why use your human sight to track the Uruk?
26:02I see more than any mortal.
26:05Say...
26:06March into battle right now!
26:07Live in anger!
26:08No!
26:09No!
26:10Come here!
26:17Gotta have a real successful hunt.
26:21Slay the Orc captain.
26:23Cut off the head of the snake and the body will wither.
26:28Archers.
26:29I must take out the eyes of the camp.
26:35We shouldn't have tortured them men folks so much.
27:01There's only one of them to tear you apart!
27:04Nur!
27:05I know how to do that!
27:07We've bloody reached a fish!
27:09They've got lots of spirits there though.
27:11We'll get plenty to eat!
27:16He doesn't dare, but...
27:18That's a word!
27:21I thought I heard something.
27:25Must have been a goat in the young rush.
27:28Go find something else to kill, don't fret!
27:40Forge has been cooking up a right old storm the past few days!
27:54Why do so many slaves beg for their lives?
28:06I could crush anyone who dares to stand in my way!
28:20After a battle, I need food and trouble!
28:23It's deadly and nothing but a lot of noise in the balls!
28:28You'll get a lot more nothing if you keep whining about it!
28:39I heard a slave begging for mercy!
28:42Begging you for his life!
28:44If one more runs, we'll be out of poles!
28:56Got no punishment!
28:59They deserve to die!
29:01Serves him right for not being quicker with his sword!
29:05People have seen that ground coming and been ready for it!
29:09Still, it was good seeing how scared them soft skips were when they got sprayed with Og Thrak's guts!
29:19And the other archers, that one?
29:22I'm hearing things!
29:24We'll have to find a fight somewhere else then!
29:29Ok, let's get it!
29:34I'm sorry!
29:39I'm sorry!
29:40I got a break!
29:41I got a break!
29:43I cast!
29:43It was a fight!
29:44Let the air些 becouse!
29:44You got to be a fight!
29:45You got to be a fight!
29:46Who are you?
29:46You got to be a fight!
29:48Come out!
29:48You got to be a fight!
29:51Get your fight!
29:52Who's that?
29:52I got to be a fight!
30:15Hey, Sasuke! I'm watching you, so don't try nothing!
30:37We'll undone what's left of the elves, and slaughter every last one of them.
30:42A day you'll come when nobody in this land even remembers them!
30:47From Harandor to Rovonne!
30:50What was that?
30:53I need to drink this crow! I'm here in! Stay on your guard! It might come back!
31:13All archers are... done with.
31:26I'll shoot you, so I can't.
31:27I'm gonna be here, too.
31:35I'm gonna be here!
31:36You're gonna be here!
31:40You're gonna be here!
31:42I'm gonna be here!
31:42I'm gonna be here!
31:51Get the boy again!
32:05Let's go.
32:23What
32:23I have to kill you
32:53You would make a strong slave.
32:58Push him back!
33:03Back, you glob!
33:11Kill the glob!
33:19Don't you listen!
33:23Move now!
33:27Don't let her!
33:28Move!
33:30Move!
33:30Move!
33:34Move!
33:36Move!
33:41Move!
33:45Move!
33:47Move!
33:47Move!
33:51You can slot boons into your weapons.
33:59Okay.
34:00Move!
34:03Move!
34:07Move!
34:10Move!
34:14Move!
34:15Move!
34:17Move!
34:22Move!
34:23Move!
35:23You and I are all that remains of that garrison, Hugo.
35:28Then why did you come here?
35:30Looking for a slave that fought the Black Hand of Sauron.
35:34More like ran away from him.
35:36You know this man?
35:37Of course.
35:39You're staring at him.
35:42Where are the servants of the Dark Lord?
35:44Do you even know?
35:47Perhaps this is no time to keep secrets.
35:50I have been stuck here for weeks.
35:53Steady.
35:55Come to the outcast camp.
35:57We shall ask my scouts.
35:58I'll be there.
36:12It's just another orc.
36:14No.
36:14Someone wants to be seen.
36:16We should tread with caution.
36:40I never really cared about the camp of hope.
36:45Grey Walker wouldn't dare show his face around here.
36:49He can't go up against our mate.
37:02I thought we was going on a hunt.
37:04And now all of a sudden I'm getting orders to pack more supplies.
37:09Probably just getting rear saw into the keep.
37:12I heard they saw that talk right here.
37:14Snippin' around here there.
37:25But to shame the nemesis is...
37:26Trump took one look at him and ran away shrieking like a little soft skid.
37:33You never lived down the shame of it.
38:01I told the captain we need to implement drag riding drills.
38:06It's also a shame that the Grey Walker could ride him, then so should we.
38:10Brown says for riding it's death.
38:11Do you hear that?
38:14I see him.
38:17Kill him off the face.
38:23I thought you.
38:30I thought you were right.
38:47You're going to die.
38:49You're going to die?
39:05Oh, I see it!
39:07There!
39:10Feel that?
39:20Take it yourself!
39:32Oh, take it!
39:43My body!
39:45Come stand against us!
39:49Come on!
40:01Take it!
40:02Disharm it!
40:11Move together!
40:13Take it in there!
40:21Fire!
40:36Not right now!
40:41Take it right now!
40:45Attack!
40:56Wait a minute!
40:58Put the shield
41:09Shoot!
41:16I heard the Dark Lord can turn whole armies to death with just one breath.
41:23I heard he can level mountains with a wave of one hand.
41:26Just think what he'll do with the Grave Walker when he meets him.
41:41The stupid Tarks are afraid of the Dark.
41:48Wait a minute.
41:50I say it!
41:51Never die, man!
41:54Flexed in black.
41:56I fear nothing.
41:58Nothing!
41:59Nothing!
42:16Let's go!
42:41You left me a free door to my shop!
42:48Nothing has moved over here!
42:56Okay.
42:57Oh, yeah.
42:58No.
43:03Kill that man, too!
43:06Watch out for the fire!
43:29The Dark Lord can see old.
43:31Do you think he can kill you?
43:33Ah, you filthy maggot!
43:39Sorry.
43:44No.
43:59Oh.
44:01Oh.
44:02Oh.
44:02Oh.
44:03Oh.
44:04Oh.
44:04Oh.
44:09Is there, um, auto-save, or do I... is it, um...
44:19Anyway, uh, so this is where I'm gonna end things.
44:22This was my first time playing this in, like, ten years.
44:25I've never played the game of the year edition, if that, um...
44:30If that makes a difference.
44:31Um, but anyway, uh, give me a thumbs up.
44:35I hope you enjoyed this.
44:36Uh, subscribe if you did, because I do plan to do more Let's Plays, um, in addition to gaming news
44:42videos.
44:43Until next time, game on!
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