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Join me as I dive into Army of Two on Xbox 360! In this episode, we tackle the training mission, complete the first mission, and catch a glimpse of the missile action at the start of Mission 2. Teamwork, explosions, and chaos await—don’t miss a second of the action!

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00:01Okay, so this is Army of Two.
00:06Um, I did play, uh, the campaign, um, briefly.
00:15Um, but, like, I skipped the story and everything.
00:41All right, listen up. This is combat.
00:46You can die in combat.
00:49If you don't want to die, you have to use aggro.
00:55This is you. This is your partner.
00:58These are enemies.
01:01You shoot at them, attract their attention,
01:04they're gonna shoot at you, not your partner.
01:07Let's say you both shoot at them.
01:09If your partner has a bigger gun, the enemy will shoot at him instead of you.
01:14This is called aggro.
01:17If your partner has all the aggro, you're basically invisible.
01:21You can sneak around enemies, do whatever you want.
01:24But if you have the aggro, it's like you're glowing red.
01:31You even have a field aggro leader.
01:35Now go out there and kick some ass!
01:42Inevitable Torrigos and Salem.
01:44You ladies ready for this?
01:46We'll be using rubber bullets on this training simulation, so no one's gonna die.
01:50But, if you get hit, it'll sting like hell.
01:54Do you understand?
01:54Yeah, we won't get hit. Over!
01:59Yeah, we won't get hit. Over!
01:59Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
02:21It's always like the one you don't pay attention to, you're gonna miss something you need to know.
02:29Okay, the main thing to work on here is suppressive fire.
02:33Basically, keep yourself behind cover and fire blindly.
02:36Over!
02:37Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do
02:45-do-do-do-do-do.
02:46Do I reach your underwater community?
02:50We are in all-rate, homies!
02:52That's good!
02:53Now take out that gunner!
03:03Okay. That was not the...
03:07Good job, rangers!
03:09If I lay down on the battlefield, then you might not get your guts span all over Moketiso!
03:13Hmph.
03:16Now head over to the shooting range near that building facade.
03:20We've got lots more ground to cover.
03:21Over.
03:23We're gonna work on throwing grenades now.
03:25I need you to get a grenade inside that door.
03:34Not bad.
03:35That's how you do it.
03:36Okay, I didn't know you could aim with grenades.
03:38Hey, Pedro.
03:38What's this next training area like?
03:40Let's just say it's my little surprise.
03:43Something special I cooked up just for you two.
03:46I don't like the sound of that.
03:53How do I join them?
04:15I don't like the sound of that.
04:17I don't like the sound of that.
04:30I don't like the sound of that.
04:40I don't like the sound of that.
05:03I don't like the sound of that.
05:04I don't like that.
05:20I don't like the sound of that.
05:46I mean, it's not really my spirit.
05:47The only way to kill this guy is to come around behind him.
06:01Take turns, attracting his attention and moving for the kill.
06:05Good teamwork, Rangers.
06:09All right, we finished. Where do we go next?
06:12Funny you should ask.
06:13One of the most important pieces of equipment any army ranger has in the field is our GPS.
06:19Why don't you take a look at yours and see if you can figure it out on your own?
06:26Okay.
06:33Sorry.
06:48He's had a weak group basically.
06:56Your GPS can do all kinds of things. It'll give you targets you can snipe, mission objectives, and tell you
07:02where to go.
07:03Now check your GPS and take out that trap. You can synchronously snipe any object which is marked on your
07:09GPS.
07:29Whenever enemies come at you from opposite sides, go back-to-back. Over.
07:38We're surrounded, back-to-back.
08:01We're surrounded, back-to-back.
08:03We're standing there.
08:06Now check out my GPS at the bottom line.
08:06Your GPS can be honest.
08:07Let's get out of here.
08:07Let's get out of here.
08:11It's just a little bit of that.
08:13When I left, I started to go.
08:14Not at all.
08:16I don't want to go.
08:16I won't go.
08:19I'm not a physician.
08:33That's what Rangers do. Great job. We only have one thing left to teach you, but I gotta warn you,
08:40this one's gonna hurt.
08:51Ha, ha, ha. Real, sir. Looks like your partner's hurt by that explosion. You need to quickly drag him to
08:58a safe location where you can get one first aid.
09:11Great job, Rangers. You did well on your combat train. Now let's see how you do in real combat. I'll
09:17meet you with the landing pad with Colonel Dalton.
09:19Look!
09:28I was about to say, are they gonna open the gate or not?
09:32Well, this thing is turning into a real shitstorm. They hired some hotshot mercenary named Philip Clyde to take down
09:39Moa Lim instead of us.
09:40This guy's the best of the best, but he's a little unstable. So I want you two to meet him
09:46at the old Continental Hotel and make sure he actually takes out Moa Lim like he's supposed to. Do it
09:52yourself if you have to.
09:59Now, I've played Army of 2 the 40th day on PSP. I liked it, um, I kinda liked it. There
10:09was, um, the only thing that sucked was it was on PSP, which I really can't hold against it.
10:18But that's the only, um, Army of 2 game I've played.
10:23Visitor, you watch my pose for a minute. I got to take it.
10:31Look at that... go! Get them!
11:11I'll help you up.
11:18That's kind of like 50 Cent blood on the sand.
11:21Like, you give someone a blue stuff and then you get to pull your pocket off.
11:27So, let's go.
11:42Kill that weight.
11:44Okay, I'm home now.
11:55I'm getting my ass kicked over here!
12:05Where are we supposed to meet this guy?
12:06The old Continental Hotel.
12:08Where the hell is that?
12:09It's up ahead this way.
12:10Glad you know where you're going.
12:11All this shit looks the same to me.
12:15Let's get out of here.
12:59I need you to stay close.
13:01Yeah, man.
13:12Let's get out!
13:41Hold your position!
13:42All right, holding.
13:57Is it actually as bad as I remember it?
14:00I mean, that led, that...
14:01Come on, man! Watch my back!
14:04Okay. Okay, Salem.
14:05As I remember it when I first tried it.
14:13I remember this being a lot worse.
14:15I remember this being a lot worse.
14:15Watch out!
14:17Shit, man, they got a stroke down!
14:19I know! I can't get a shot on them!
14:23I know! I can't get a shot on them!
14:25I'm dead!
14:39I'm dead!
14:44I'm dead!
14:44What the fuck do you think?
14:46Bro, we're supposed to help you take out Colonel Mo Ali!
14:49First of all, I ain't your bro, bro. Second of all, you don't tell me to wait. I tell you
14:55what to do. And last, if you think I need your help with this or anything else, you are a
15:01moron. Now that we got that cleared up, why don't you just shut the fuck up and watch a real
15:06professional in action? You might learn a thing or two.
15:08All right, Professor. Why don't you start by teaching us where Moa Lee is hiding? He's right here, inside the
15:15Continental Hotel. Why do you think I had you leave me here?
15:25There's too many of them. We need to find cover. Yeah. Let me teach you a little trick. What are
15:30you referring to or that vehicle? What? You heard me? This is pretty sweet. I don't know how to teach
15:37you what either.
15:39So why don't we just lighten up with the pet names, shall we?
16:15Where's Clyde? How the hell should I know? That guy creeps me out. I don't like not knowing where he
16:19is.
16:26Hold on.
16:29Well, look who it is. Junior American.
16:33You think you own the whole world? But you can go wherever you please, huh?
16:38Take what you want. But this is not your country.
16:42This is our country.
16:43And this is how we say hello in our country.
16:49Back to back. Let's police these guys.
17:02They hurt me the worst.
17:03They always are.
17:19Where the hell's Clyde? I thought he was getting paid to take this guy out.
17:22I don't know.
17:23Yes, we're doing this on our own.
17:37Oh, shit.
17:42I saw you.
17:45God.
18:00We can't get him from down here. We gotta get up on that balcony somehow.
18:04How are we gonna do that?
18:04I don't know, man. There's gotta be a way.
18:09Hey, maybe we can pull that balcony down to us with that chain.
18:17Yeah, now that guy's not using me, maybe.
18:35I don't know, man.
18:39Oh!
18:40Oh!
18:42That's good, Tide. Stop right there.
18:44Hold in position.
19:00Come on. We're still there.
19:17Come on.
19:57I'll take them with me to extraction.
20:04You two better run.
20:09Run!
20:10Shit!
20:12You okay, man?
20:14This ain't funny.
20:15We could've been killed.
20:16Reach a line in and head around the other side of this building.
20:19We need to secure the marketplace so Dalton can land the chopper for extraction.
20:24We gotta talk to Dalton.
20:25This guy is such an asshole.
20:27I know.
20:28I tried to tell him before, but he wasn't having any of it.
20:31Man, that's what sucks about the army.
20:33We don't get to choose what missions we go on or who we work with.
20:36We just have to follow orders.
20:37Are you just now figuring this out?
20:40You two should use synchronous snipe to take out that gas tank.
20:44The blast will kill those guards.
20:46Oh yeah, we learned about that.
20:48Then take them out.
20:49And you're welcome for the little pointer.
20:53Forward Tice, let's go.
20:54I'm on it.
21:06What is this guy doing?
21:07He's making us do all the fighting.
21:09Maybe he doesn't want to waste his ammo.
21:10I think they're sickle just like to see us at work.
21:13Look.
21:15Hey, Officer Dalton, do you copy?
21:17I read you, Corporal.
21:18What's going on?
21:20Over.
21:21We're at the marketplace, sir.
21:22Do you have an ETA on evac?
21:24Over.
21:24Negative.
21:25I need you to clear that area out.
21:27It's still too hot for us to bring in the chopper.
21:30Over.
21:34You two better get up to that balcony and man those guns.
21:38What?
21:38Why?
21:38I seem to recall Dalton telling you to secure that area.
21:42You think you can do that from down there with your shitty little pea shooters?
21:45I hate this guy so much.
21:47Yeah, but he's probably right.
21:48We should get up there.
22:20What the hell are you two waiting for?
22:22Get up there and help me hold this place down.
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22:50the other guy up.
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23:11Holy shit, these guns are everywhere!
23:13Shit! Shit, we are so outnumbered!
23:16Welcome to the army, soldier.
23:47Rios Adolf, the area is secured. Repeat, the area is secured. You can proceed with extraction. Over.
23:55Copy that, Rios. I'm on my way. Be there in a second. Over and out.
24:17Okay. I remembered this game wrong. That's the only thing I can say.
24:30You boys are unstoppable down there. Like an army of two.
24:34You're the one who did a good job. You kept this mission on track when everything went wrong.
24:40You can use someone like you at SSC. You can make three, four times what you're making here. Easy.
24:48Is that so?
24:56This is Alice Murray. She'll be handling your missions.
25:03Ha ha. I'm so sorry.
25:05You remember Philip Clyde?
25:08Listen. I ain't working with that guy ever again.
25:11You won't have to. He reports directly to me.
25:14That's solo missions for me only.
25:17In his farewell address to the nation, President Eisenhower left America with a strong warning.
25:24Ernest Stockwell, CEO of Security and Strategy Corporation, says that point was misguided.
25:30And our future depends on the private military.
25:32To fear the military industrial complex is to fear progress.
25:37Look at the operation in Somalia.
25:3935 U.S. soldiers dead hundreds wounded.
25:42But not a single private contractor was injured in the operation.
25:45We outperformed the military and achieved all our objectives flawlessly.
25:51Some critics will call this profiteering.
25:53But I call it...
25:54The Rock Red.
26:07Yeah?
26:08Long night?
26:08Wake up, hon. It's Alice.
26:11Alice who?
26:13You haven't seen the news, have you?
26:21Once again, terrorist attacks this morning in New York and Washington.
26:24Oh, shit.
26:24Things are about to get real busy, real fast.
26:27So get ready.
26:29Tyson, are you listening to me?
26:31Yeah.
26:32Noon.
26:35I'll be there.
26:39Okay.
26:41Let's run through this one more time.
26:43You parachute to the mountaintop helipad, disabling any localized defenses.
26:48From here, you'll enter the cave complex at its highest point and work your way down.
26:52This used to be a launch site for Russia's M-11 missiles.
26:56It's been abandoned for 15 years, until two years ago when Mohammed Al-Habib, a leading Al-Qaeda operative, found
27:04it.
27:05He's been working to make the missiles operational again.
27:08The M-11 is an intermediate-range ballistic missile.
27:12I cannot emphasize enough how important it is that they are never launched.
27:17First, you'll need to destroy any missiles in the upper region of the cave complex.
27:22Then go down to the lower regions, destroy any missiles there, and find Brian Hicks.
27:28He's one of ours.
27:30Send him to do the same job as you, but he failed.
27:33We believe he's still being held captive by Al-Habib.
27:36You'll need to bring him back alive.
27:39There's also a bonus if you take out Al-Habib.
27:42He's extremely dangerous and an expert killer.
27:45So be careful.
27:48Questions?
27:49No, sir.
27:50Good.
27:51And one more thing.
27:52Everything you see or do down there never happens.
27:57Are we clear?
27:58Yes, sir!
27:59Plausible deniability.
28:15Okay, I wanna check and see if I can buy any upgrades or gear.
28:34Yes.
28:39I don't know.
29:14I don't know.
29:44I don't know.
30:12I'm sure she's fine.
30:13You can call her later.
30:14Right now, we got a job to do.
30:15Speaking of jobs, you better take out that helicopter.
30:21Try hitting the rear rotor.
30:34All right, let's go. Come on.
30:37Did you two destroy that helicopter?
30:39Over.
30:40No.
30:40We missed it.
30:41Well, that's too bad.
30:43I already know one was on board, and he's wanted dead.
30:47What a bit of life for us for you.
30:49Next time, don't miss.
30:51Over and out.
31:18All right, man.
31:19Back to back.
31:22Back to back.
31:34Back to back.
31:46Let's go.
32:15Let's go.
32:39Let's go.
32:59Let's go.
33:02Let's go.
33:07There you go.
33:08You're alright.
33:08Let's go.
33:19Keep it going now.
33:20Let's go.
33:22Let's go.
33:29Let's go.
33:39Let's go.
33:49Let's go.
33:50Let's go.
33:54Let's go.
33:55Let's go.
34:05Let's go.
34:09Let's go.
34:11Let's go.
34:16Let's go.
34:19Let's go.
34:20Let's go.
34:30Let's go.
34:32Oh
35:02Oh
35:36Hey look
35:37That's an M11 missile
35:38Shit that's no joke
35:40One of those can do some serious damage
35:43So this is where I'm going to
35:45Stop things for tonight
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