00:00Why did the M&M go to school?
00:04Because they want to become a smarty.
00:08What did the fish say when it hit the wall?
00:12Damn.
00:15That one's a great one, I don't care what anyone says.
00:17I know what a lot of you are thinking, right?
00:19It's 10 out of 10, you know it.
00:20Why did the golfer take an extra pair of trousers?
00:26In case you get a hole in one.
00:29Why do elephants have big ears?
00:32Because Noddy won't pay the ransom.
00:34Why did the mushroom go to the party?
00:38Because he was a fun guy.
00:41There are two monkeys sat in the bath.
00:44And one monkey says, whoop, whoop.
00:46And the other monkey says, we'll put some cold in then.
00:50What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.
00:53And then what's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath.
00:58What's green and fluffy? Pink fluff that's been outside for a while.
01:03Those kind of things.
01:04Why did the scarecrow win an award?
01:08Because it was outstanding in its field.
01:11And that's another 10 out of 10 one.
01:13You're welcome, please. Enjoy. There you are.
01:15What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
01:18You can't wash your hands in a buffalo.
01:20Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow.
01:23Woo!
01:24Knock, knock.
01:25Ho.
01:25Ho, ho.
01:26Ho, ho.
01:27Ho, ho, ho.
01:28Ho, ho, ho.
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