00:00There was a burglar, and he fell through the roof of this factory that produces trifles.
00:08He's been remanded in custody.
00:11What's Beethoven's favourite food?
00:15Banana.
00:16Last night, my neighbour was banging on my door at 3am.
00:22It's a good job, I was up playing the bagpipes.
00:26What's brown and sticky?
00:28A stick.
00:29There's a guy who loves his tractors, posters all over his walls with tractors.
00:33He loves tractors as a farmer.
00:35One day, he meets a beautiful woman.
00:37A couple of years go by, but inevitably, she makes him the ultimatum.
00:41It's me or the tractors.
00:44He ends up selling all the tractors to be with the woman, and then later in the evening,
00:46he's drinking his sorrows away in the bar.
00:49Barman's talking to him about it, he's explaining everything that's happened,
00:52and suddenly, out of the blue, the bar catches on fire.
00:55The farmer comes up to everyone, he says,
00:58stand back, takes a deep breath, blows the fire away in one breath.
01:02The barman goes, how did you do that?
01:04He says, I used to be an extractor fan.
01:06The only rapper I know was my auntie, and she used to work at McIntosh's,
01:12and she used to wrap 50 toffees in two minutes.
01:16What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
01:20Where's popcorn?
01:21It's actually my nephew's birthday tomorrow, and he's asked for a Pringles top.
01:27So I thought, well, I'll get him one.
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