Your best jokes from Leeds City Centre

What is your best (clean) joke?! Following the best joke of the Edinburgh Festival Fringe being crowned, we recorded some gags in Leeds City Centre.

Transcript

00:00Why did the golfer take an extra pair of trousers?

00:05In case you get a hole in one.

00:08Why do elephants have big ears?

00:12Because Noddy won't pay the ransom.

00:14What

00:16car does Elvis Presley drive?

00:19Go on. A Rock'n'Rolls Royce.

00:23Knock knock. Who's there?

00:25Interrupting cow. Moo.

00:30Why did the toilet roll roll down the hill?

00:34To get to the bottom.

00:36There are two monkeys sat in a bath.

00:38And one monkey says, woo woo ah ah ah.

00:41And the other monkey says, we'll put some cold in then.

00:45What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

00:47And then what's blue and fluffy?

00:50Pink fluff holding its breath.

00:52And what's green and fluffy?

00:54Pink fluff that's been outside for a while.

00:57Those kind.

00:59Why did the dinosaur cross the road? I don't know.

01:03To eat the chicken at the other side.

01:07Knock knock.

01:08Who's there? Interrupting dog.

01:13Why did the mushroom go to the party?

01:17Because he was a fun guy.

01:20So fun.

01:21What cheese hides horse?

01:23Mascarpone.

01:25How do you stop a monkey from climbing Blackpool Tower?

01:29You take it to Scarborough.

01:32Knock knock. Who's there?

01:34I see. I see who?

01:37I see you.

01:39Where does the king keep his armies?

01:42Up his sleeveys.

01:45Knock knock.

01:46Who's there? Interrupting sheep.

01:49Interrupting.

01:53Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow.

01:56Moo.