00:00Hi there my film friends and welcome to another edition of the Movie Watch Exclusive.
00:07I am number four. Well, I'm not, obviously, but this fella is.
00:12I am number four.
00:13Three are dead and that puts him right up Theses Creek.
00:17Based on a young adult novel, these things always are, right?
00:20I am number four sees Brit heartthrob Alex Pettifer's Alien John have to leg it from some marauding murderous types.
00:26Our Alex is knocking about in this one with Glee's very own pretty lady, Diana Agron.
00:31The pair are apparently seeing each other too in real life.
00:34Look, here's incontrovertible proof.
00:37This one comes with some strong pedigree, with Steven Spielberg lending his support in a producer's role.
00:42Nice. Loving your work, Steven.
00:45I am number four is actually quite good fun.
00:47A knockabout teen ride that should get a rise on any Saturday night out.
00:51We're giving it three stars.
00:54Tell him I'm coming.
00:55Pah, enough of this discernible story nonsense.
00:59What we really want to see is Nicolas Cage grip it and rip it in a bonkers slice of Carmageddon.
01:04Problem solved.
01:05Here's the utterly mental Drive Angry 3D.
01:08Featuring Cage as a badass soul who's escaped from hell to avenge the death of his wife by the hands
01:13of a nutjob cult,
01:14Drive Angry also stars everyone's blonde bomb of the moment, Amber Heard.
01:18I could only imagine how fun it would be to watch.
01:20If you're in the mood for a potty-mouthed, pot-like piece of diesel-fueled action, then Drive Angry 3D's
01:26well worth four stars.
01:29Also out this week, Ashton Kutcher and Natalie Portman are doing the dirty in the romptastic rom-com No Strings
01:35Attached.
01:36Yep, just what the Oscar-tip star Portman needs right now as so-so rib-tickler with Mr. Kutcher.
01:41I can't focus on my porn with all this real sex going on around me!
01:45Two stars for this one.
01:47But if all that doesn't put a hole in your dinghy, then how's about a snarly Anthony Hopkins in Exorcist
01:52Wannabe, the right?
01:54Last night I found myself praying for you.
01:56We're always looking for proof.
01:58The question is, what on earth would we do if we found it?
02:01It's alright.
02:02A fairly decent shocker.
02:04Three stars.
02:04We stole the Statue of Liberty!
02:07The small one from Las Vegas!
02:11For the agoraphobics out there, or if you fancy just sitting down on the sofa and taking in a top
02:16movie,
02:16then you could do a lot worse in CG-tuned Despicable Me, featuring the vocal talents of Steve Carell and
02:22Russell Brand.
02:22Fun for all the family.
02:24We're giving this one four stars.
02:26Until next time!
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