00:00Jump into bed with us as we skirt down this week's key releases in our Movie Watch Roundup.
00:05First up, and incredibly, friends Justin Timberlake and Maya Kunis have both been dumped by their partners.
00:12I just feel like we should chill for a while.
00:14I think we should take a break.
00:15You're breaking up with me?
00:15You said that I was your soulmate.
00:17I did?
00:18When packed off with relationships for a pair to comfort each other, but inevitably complications arise.
00:23God, I meant sex.
00:25So, obviously the mates decide to get it on, but then things get problematic.
00:29Before we were sex without emotion, and now we're emotion without sex.
00:33Exactly.
00:33A full-on romantic comedy where giving friends with benefits a touching three stars.
00:38So my daughter is just your slam piece?
00:40No, a slam piece?
00:41Just kidding.
00:42Slam away.
00:44Meanwhile, Maya Wasikowska has got relationship issues of her own in Jane Eyre.
00:49After a hellish youth.
00:50And what is hell?
00:51Well, aside from her parents' death, and clearly unwanted by her aunt's family,
00:55she also has to contend with a sadistic schoolmaster.
00:59Namely, you.
01:00Children, I exhort you to withhold the hand of friendship to Jane Eyre.
01:05Nice guy.
01:06But, fortunately, Maya's path crosses would be dashing an oh-so-intense Michael Fassbender.
01:11Your gaze is very direct, Miss Eyre.
01:13Do you think me handsome?
01:14Let's face it, who wouldn't fancy a bit of Magneto action?
01:17Beautifully shot, we're giving this darkly brooding adaptation of Jane Eyre a classic four stars.
01:23Everything seems unreal.
01:24You, sir, are most phantom-like of all.
01:27Elsewhere, back by popular demand, Voice Over Man has got news on an infant station in Scandinavia.
01:33In this mythical land.
01:35What, Norway?
01:36There are epic tales told.
01:38Just cut to the chase, will you?
01:40What are we dealing with here?
01:41Troll!
01:42Yep, you heard.
01:43Norway is home to a very real troll epidemic.
01:46It's just the government keeps it very hush-hush.
01:49That is, until Thomas and his student friends decide to investigate the mysterious bear killings
01:54and happen upon the suspicious hands.
01:57Troll Hunter Extraordinaire.
01:59We're giving Troll Hunter a smashing three stars.
02:03And for all of you homebirds, why not catch Fast and Furious 5?
02:07Vin has got the band back together, and this time they're in Rio.
02:11Following the adage that, if it ain't broke, Fast and Furious 5 delivers on the usual fronts.
02:16So expect plenty of guns, fights, stunts, and cliche dialogue.
02:20This just went from Mission Impossible, to Mission in Frickin' Sanity.
02:25Only this time they're up against The Rock himself, Dwayne Johnson.
02:29Is all of this really necessary to apprehend to make?
02:34One's a former federal officer, spent five years in deep cover.
02:38The other one's a professional criminal.
02:41Escape prison twice.
02:42We find them, we take them as a team, and we bring them back.
02:45And above all else, we don't ever, ever, let them get into cars.
02:49One of the best in the franchise, this really is high-octane stuff.
02:53So we're giving Fast and Furious 5 a pumped up three stars.
02:56It's an epic franchise, and the opportunity to do a movie with Vin, but not where we're friends,
03:01I didn't think that was interesting.
03:02I think it's more interesting about hunting him down and chasing him.
03:06That opportunity was exciting to me, and I think it's more exciting to the fans, too.
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