00:00Hola, my film-loving compadres, and welcome once more to the Movie Watch.
00:05You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
00:10Warner Brothers are planning on reinventing the Batman,
00:13chronicling Bruce Wayne's journey from billionaire playboy to caped crusader,
00:17and suddenly it's 2005 all over again,
00:20everyone's seemingly forgotten about Christopher Nolan's Batman Begins,
00:23and my head hurts.
00:25I've seen now what it would have to become to stop men like him.
00:27Yes, it would seem, but you can never begin enough these days,
00:31and after Nolan's The Dark Knight Rises closes his trilogy,
00:34Warner's will reboot the Bat yet again,
00:36as they prepare for 2013's Justice League superhero mash-up.
00:40Piranha hunting in packs.
00:43The first bite draws blood.
00:47The blood draws the pack.
00:50If it's sequels, reboots, reimaginings, or God, what were they thinkings you're after,
00:55then look no further.
00:56Piranha 3, Double D, is coming to bite us on our tuchus.
01:00And the sad thing is, I'm not even joking.
01:03So, what's the story?
01:04More adult film stars descend on a sleepy beach town for spring break,
01:08only to end up as silicone-flavored fish food in another bout of 3D tomfoolery.
01:19You've got to love the sheer persistence of Hugh Jackman.
01:23Having recently seen his Oscar-nominated BFF Darren Aronofsky bail from Wolverine 2,
01:28the Hursuit star is unperturbed regardless.
01:30With the script in place, cast ready to go,
01:33and Jackman itching to go berserker on some bad guys,
01:35the Aussie crumpet is adamant the film will go ahead,
01:38just with a new director.
01:40What a relief.
01:40Our new commander, Marcus Aquila.
01:43Fourth cohort of Gauls, second agent.
01:44You knew who his father was.
01:46The man who lost the Eagle of the Ninth.
01:48Not to mention 5,000 men.
01:49The boy's a bad omen.
01:51Recently, we caught up with Beltum,
01:53Matt's Jamie Bell and Channing Tatum to you and me.
01:56And when they weren't too busy caressing each other's egos,
02:03the young stars of the Eagle were only too happy to clue us into their forthcoming films.
02:07The news for all fans out there of Tintin is that Steven Spielberg is a huge Tintin fan.
02:12So is Peter Jackson, as am I, of course.
02:15We've really respected the work of Alshay.
02:19Steven Soderbergh, again, one of my all-time favorite directors.
02:22You know, it's kind of like a female-born identity.
02:25You may quest the way you like.
02:27I will quest the way I like.
02:29Here I come.
02:33Ow.
02:34The fantasy adventure yarn is about to get torn a new one,
02:37courtesy of Danny McBride, James Franco,
02:40and a rather scantily clad Natalie Portman.
02:42Two-part stoner comedy and one-part swords and sorcery epic,
02:45Your Highness will soon be gripping and ripping in a cinema near you.
02:49Oh, really?
02:50Oh, really?
02:52Enjoy.
02:54That didn't really go as planned.
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