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00:09:23Those who force me. You're committed to me and our society, where do you leave it? You are the
00:09:29I have the arm, and you have the mind. I look for the opportunities, and you execute them. And I find the opportunities, but you don't.
00:09:36You execute. And now you come at me with this half thing. Leave the cookies alone, don't eat that. Right?
00:09:42You see, your privates hurt afterwards? Give me that. How many times do I have to tell you that makes you...
00:09:47Damage? Come here. Come on, spit it out, spit it out. One more time. Yesterday he ate 10,000 cookies to
00:09:56Dogs. Nico, what do we do about this military service thing? It's a state scam. Look, before
00:10:00Nothing, just get yourself admitted to the military hospital. And once you're here, we'll find someone.
00:10:05Something. And what do I do to get admitted? Take this. And before the medical journal, you spray yourself.
00:10:11Good back. And what's that? It's for ticks. A zinc dioxide preparation.
00:10:17This leaves a black stain this big on the skin. One step forward. One step forward.
00:10:25Pass another one. Slowly, without rushing. Useful for the service. The next one. One step forward.
00:10:36One, two. Slow down, let's not have a problem. Helpful. Next one. Go ahead, another one.
00:10:45Pelotti, Paolo. Further back, remove the surname from there. Don't you see that we then use
00:10:50The phone? Go on, continue. Go ahead, another one.
00:10:53Twenty-four. Twenty-four. Twenty-four. Twenty-four. Thirty-six. Forty-two. Forty-two.
00:11:01Forty-two. Don't stay put. One step forward. Totally useless. We don't need a bugler.
00:11:11Helpful. One step forward. One, two. Next one forward. One step forward.
00:11:17De Angelis, Julio. Step aside, don't put the... One, two.
00:11:23Did you say Julio? Julio.
00:11:26Captain? What are we doing here?
00:11:29Reduced military aptitude. Next. Next.
00:11:33One, two.
00:11:36Tucci, Mauricio.
00:11:39Your father!
00:11:40What are you doing? Are you crazy?
00:11:42You idiot! You idiot!
00:11:42Crentino! Crentino! Crentino!
00:11:43What do I care? You saw it. He's the one who started it.
00:11:45Come on, stop it already. Don't you see that if you do this you'll end up in jail?
00:11:48The next one.
00:11:50Montano, Gianni.
00:11:56What illnesses have you had?
00:11:59So many.
00:12:00Chickenpox, pneumonia, emphysema, gastritis, pleurisy, paveras, sore throat...
00:12:04Slowly, slowly. I'm not a stenographer.
00:12:06Say them one by one.
00:12:07Now, how do you feel?
00:12:09Okay. Although I notice one thing here.
00:12:11And a pain here.
00:12:13Let's see, examine it.
00:12:14Good.
00:12:14Let's see, let's see.
00:12:15Everywhere.
00:12:17Let's see.
00:12:19Breathe.
00:12:21Breathe.
00:12:22Captain, with this cough it's impossible for us to hear anything.
00:12:25Chest X-ray.
00:12:26Let it pass, I hear.
00:12:27Next.
00:12:35Is that newspaper from today?
00:12:36Yeah.
00:12:37Leave me the sports page.
00:12:39Clear.
00:12:39Thank you.
00:12:47Paper isn't, but tita is toxic.
00:12:51The ulcer, ulcer.
00:12:52Papalardo.
00:12:54Papalardo.
00:12:55Álvaro.
00:12:57Present.
00:12:59Suspected gastric ulcer.
00:13:01Yes, there is a calcification here in the shape of a chicken's foot.
00:13:05But damn, it really is a chicken foot.
00:13:08What have you done, you wretch?
00:13:10Answer.
00:13:11How could you swallow a chicken foot?
00:13:13Lieutenant.
00:13:15Now you'll definitely get a stomach ulcer.
00:13:17Your orders.
00:13:17Quickly, take him to the emergency room to be observed.
00:13:19Immediately.
00:13:20Come.
00:13:22Lieutenant, one moment.
00:13:23Yes, captain.
00:13:23Take this one with you too.
00:13:25Suspicious spots on the lung apices.
00:13:27Come on, come here.
00:13:28Thank you, son.
00:13:35And this is already the fourth one.
00:13:37Hurry, hurry.
00:13:38Calm down, kid.
00:13:39Complaining won't get you anywhere.
00:13:42Understood?
00:13:46Are they all the same?
00:13:47And this is already the fourth horn.
00:13:49The best thing is for him not to see anything.
00:13:50No, no, no.
00:13:50The best thing is for you not to eat anything, sister.
00:13:56Sister, I received communion today.
00:13:57Very good, son.
00:13:58Take your egg.
00:14:01Know your place.
00:14:02Sister, I feel so bad.
00:14:04The visit will be soon.
00:14:06Tell the doctor.
00:14:07That?
00:14:07Can I have a little egg?
00:14:08Have you received communion today, my son?
00:14:10No.
00:14:11If there is no communion, there is no egg.
00:14:13And if you want an omelet, what should I do to confirm?
00:14:20You have a match.
00:14:22Yes, but smoking is not allowed here.
00:14:24I know.
00:14:25And who's going to smoke?
00:14:26So, what's the point?
00:14:29But what are you doing?
00:14:30You're crazy?
00:14:31I think I'm freezing in the dark.
00:14:33Or diarrhea, I don't know.
00:14:35The fact is that they are poisonous.
00:14:37Didn't you already swallow a cat's paw to cause the ulcer?
00:14:41Bad luck.
00:14:42I digested it and we screwed up.
00:14:45Ready for the visit soon?
00:14:47Everyone to bed.
00:14:48Come on.
00:14:49The doctor has arrived.
00:14:52Come on, hurry up.
00:14:54And well covered.
00:14:55Good, good, good.
00:14:56Any news?
00:14:57How are those enemas going?
00:14:58There are some new ones.
00:14:59Where is he? I can't see him.
00:15:00The one who was faking appendicitis.
00:15:02He died tonight.
00:15:04You have to see what these kids are capable of to avoid military service.
00:15:07And how's this one doing?
00:15:08Phenomenon, phenomenon.
00:15:09It is a source.
00:15:10Since this morning, four small chamber pots.
00:15:13Transfer to the latrines.
00:15:14To the latrines.
00:15:14That one looks fine.
00:15:16And how's this one doing?
00:15:17Dying.
00:15:17Well, send him to the countryside.
00:15:18To the cemetery.
00:15:19Professor, this boy has been found to have inflammation of the gallbladder and the beginning of jaundice.
00:15:24No way, it's great.
00:15:25It has a fabulous color.
00:15:27But how can I be okay?
00:15:28He just can't see me.
00:15:29I'm all yellow.
00:15:30Why do I fling myself to the wind?
00:15:32Cretin.
00:15:33Ah, here's a new one.
00:15:34With the typical face of a fraud.
00:15:37What's wrong with it?
00:15:38Suspicious spots on the lung.
00:15:40I would say that the X-ray is what's suspicious.
00:15:43Get up.
00:15:48Fake cough, it's great.
00:15:50What she needs is a good bath.
00:15:52It stinks, it grabs, it kills.
00:15:54He says he has cramps, professor.
00:15:55So, an enema.
00:15:57Yes, yes.
00:15:57But what if we don't know the nature of those colic cramps?
00:16:00Ah, that's why.
00:16:01The enema will reveal that it is a simulated colic.
00:16:04I treat one colic with another colic.
00:16:09Doctor, are Fontolán's tests ready?
00:16:12Fontolán's famous analyses.
00:16:14By the way, Fontolán, how's that exhaustion going?
00:16:18Well, well, I try to think that in ten days I'll be discharged and that way I'm a little more calm.
00:16:25License?
00:16:25But how to license?
00:16:27We should mark this one as completely useless.
00:16:30Useless, but how?
00:16:32After twelve months of a thousand and they're going to call me useless.
00:16:35Kid, you're clinically dead.
00:16:37Look, eight fifty of glucose.
00:16:39Fulminant diabetes.
00:16:41Kid, go home and die in peace.
00:16:43Useless, a load of crap, I'm going to die in peace.
00:16:47I'd rather kill you, vegetables.
00:16:49Control.
00:16:51Control.
00:16:51Let the ear begin!
00:16:54No!
00:16:54I'll kill him!
00:17:02I've caught diabetes!
00:17:07Doctor, doctor, your ear.
00:17:10That?
00:17:11His ear.
00:17:12But what ear?
00:17:13Luckily they didn't rip it off.
00:17:14Come on, professor.
00:17:16You have to see how they do the cleaning.
00:17:18There are ears in every corner.
00:17:20How disgusting!
00:17:24How disgusting!
00:17:26It's useless to insist.
00:17:28He's perfectly healthy, perfectly healthy.
00:17:30But, my colonel, whenever I cough I get a pain here, in my back.
00:17:33And of course, because of a little cough and a slight backache, you want me to leave you useless.
00:17:37You're crazy!
00:17:38But you don't know that there are people here who have been enrolled for thirty years, desperately wanting to be welcomed.
00:17:43Day after day, he is forced to take leave from service and is unable to achieve it.
00:17:47And you come with your little pain.
00:17:49But I'll send you to the barracks and you'll swallow all the nonsense, day after day, until the very last day.
00:17:55My colonel, I speak to you as to a father.
00:17:58I'm not enthusiastic about being a soldier.
00:17:59Listen, I'm talking to you like a son.
00:18:01I don't like it either.
00:18:02And yet, here I am, do you understand?
00:18:04So cheer up.
00:18:05And think that for you it's only a few months.
00:18:07Go on, go on, go to the barracks.
00:18:09Ah, my colonel, now that I remember, I also have a bit of bronchial asthma.
00:18:12And what do you want to do about bronchial asthma?
00:18:14What is the purpose of bronchial asthma?
00:18:15It's no use!
00:18:17Listen to me, that's what it's about.
00:18:18Of course, you're a doctor, it makes sense.
00:18:20I don't understand that, because I also mentioned bronchial asthma and they didn't pay any attention.
00:18:24Go away!
00:18:26Me, with bronchial asthma.
00:18:29How are you feeling today, Colonel?
00:18:31I feel worse, worse and worse.
00:18:33Every time I get a sudden urge...
00:18:34Oh, cough!
00:18:35I get a little pain here in my back that...
00:18:38As long as there is no fever, there is no need to worry.
00:18:40No, no, I'm worried.
00:18:41Of course I'm worried.
00:18:43Could it be a bronchial asthma attack?
00:18:45Oh my God, what are you saying?
00:18:46Yes, because when I get excited my throat tightens and my diaphragm rises.
00:18:50Have you heard about Professor Frustal?
00:18:52I've heard about it and he deserves it, he deserves it, because for him everyone is healthy, everyone is
00:18:57frauds.
00:18:58Poor Fontolá, don't tell me, such a serious case of diabetes and he didn't even realize it.
00:19:05Hey, my dear Captain Cristino!
00:19:08Good morning, good morning!
00:19:09Good morning!
00:19:10All seats, all seats!
00:19:15What, have you come here for breakfast?
00:19:17No, talk to him about the tests.
00:19:20Ah, my analyses!
00:19:21I'm feeling pretty under the weather, aren't I?
00:19:23No, no, it's fine, don't worry.
00:19:25These are Fontolán's analyses.
00:19:27Some cretin, not to say cuckold, replaced my tea with a urine sample and we analyzed it
00:19:31tea.
00:19:32And you're telling me this?
00:19:33Of course, because I thought I was analyzing urine, I analyzed the tea and logically found
00:19:36very high blood sugar.
00:19:38The Fontolán fish case has finally been cleared up, huh?
00:19:41Please answer.
00:19:42Immediately.
00:19:43And how did you find out?
00:19:44Tasting the tea.
00:19:46Observe.
00:19:47I understand this, Colonel.
00:19:50Indeed, this is not tea.
00:19:53It's urine.
00:19:55While this is not urine.
00:19:59It's pee.
00:20:00Pig.
00:20:00They've replaced him again, out of curiosity.
00:20:02Want to try?
00:20:03Captain Crispino, who is responsible for the analyses?
00:20:07Server.
00:20:07Well, analyze.
00:20:08Right now.
00:20:09Experiment.
00:20:10Experiment.
00:20:12Experiment?
00:20:15Go to hell!
00:20:17Who was he?
00:20:18Professor Frustalupi.
00:20:20Has he recovered yet?
00:20:20No, no, he says his assistant is in charge.
00:20:23He'll be here soon.
00:20:24Thank goodness, that's how the whole room will be.
00:20:26Take that, chestnut.
00:20:27That's great!
00:20:28How are you doing!
00:20:29Damned!
00:20:30Behold!
00:20:31Crag!
00:20:31Look, look, look!
00:20:33I can't figure myself out!
00:20:34Better than pa'olos da!
00:20:35Look, look, look!
00:20:37Row, flagman, row!
00:20:38Anemija!
00:20:39Here it goes!
00:20:40Here it goes!
00:20:41Here it goes!
00:20:42This!
00:20:43How beautiful!
00:20:44Have you seen how good she is?
00:20:46Hey?
00:20:47Where are you?
00:20:55This suffers from...
00:20:58pernicious anemia
00:21:02Animal! A lightbulb broke my leg!
00:21:08Come on, Colonel, relax
00:21:10Don't build muscle.
00:21:12No, I never put it on, the muscle
00:21:16Oh! Oh!
00:21:17I told him, he's very stiff
00:21:19But how rigid you are, Sister Berenguela!
00:21:22My colonel
00:21:24But it turns out that Frustalupi's assistant is a woman.
00:21:27A woman
00:21:27Can?
00:21:30Good morning
00:21:31Pass, pass
00:21:34I am Dr. Elena Dollosi, assistant to Professor Frustalupi
00:21:38Delighted, Colonel Farina
00:21:40Sister Berenguela
00:21:41Ward manager, head nurse, head of everything
00:21:44That's how you see it
00:21:45Dr. Crispino, Captain Crispino
00:21:47Our analyst
00:21:49Please sit down, doctor.
00:21:51Doctor, doctor, doctor
00:21:54Doctor!
00:21:55We must adapt, Crispino, my dear, to more evolved systems.
00:21:58Down with the old prejudices that did not allow collaboration between women and the military
00:22:03Did you understand, Crispino?
00:22:06You can go now, captain
00:22:07Out!
00:22:08I'm going now
00:22:11Do you have any specialties?
00:22:13Yes, internal medicine, surgery, and respiratory diseases
00:22:18Oh, sister, why does it sting more than usual today?
00:22:22Oh, Jesus, pardon me, Colonel, I've left the needle in.
00:22:26I have it right now.
00:22:26You see, sorry, it's just a small extraction
00:22:29This is intramuscular hepatobronchiocardiolarin
00:22:34Hook casting
00:22:38Attention, young people
00:22:39Now the new civilian doctor is coming.
00:22:41And I must warn you that she is a woman
00:22:44But is it good?
00:22:47Of course she's good, good at heart
00:22:50And the rest?
00:22:51The rest doesn't count
00:22:52What do you mean it doesn't count? It's what matters most.
00:22:54Sister, can't you speak any quieter?
00:22:57But if I'm praying the rose
00:22:58Yes, I know, but the man will listen to her anyway.
00:23:00Okay, okay
00:23:01And you all, try not to be funny, okay?
00:23:05Or I'll be forced to call the duty officer
00:23:07They already know.
00:23:08I couldn't care less about the officer on duty.
00:23:11But what is that chamomile smell?
00:23:14Sister, what are you using to wash the floor?
00:23:16Well, with the usual detergent
00:23:18But this is chamomile.
00:23:20It's chamomile
00:23:21Of course it's chamomile
00:23:23What's wrong, sister?
00:23:25What's happening?
00:23:26My God
00:23:28What is used for washing?
00:23:31Pechulo, you gave the 125 an enema
00:23:33Sure, sister
00:23:34One liter of chamomile
00:23:38Chamomile, huh?
00:23:40Moron
00:23:40You put a liter of detergent in it
00:23:44Detergent?
00:23:45I already have another one.
00:23:46A liter of detergent?
00:23:49Poor kid
00:23:59Silence
00:24:00And you, lie down
00:24:11How are you feeling?
00:24:13A bit
00:24:14Already
00:24:15Sister, prepare an intravenous sedative
00:24:18Immediately
00:24:19Nurse, find out
00:24:21No no
00:24:22No, no, no
00:24:24I'm ashamed
00:24:25But how embarrassing, Riquel!
00:24:32This is very serious.
00:24:33No way.
00:24:36They're just bubbles.
00:24:37Boo, boo, boo, boo
00:24:40Damn
00:24:50Good morning, architect
00:24:51Good morning
00:24:51Good morning
00:24:54Good job, lawyer
00:24:55Thank you
00:24:58How are you, Consul?
00:25:00Sawdust, sawdust
00:25:01Good morning, engineer
00:25:03How are you doing?
00:25:03Good morning, doctor
00:25:04It has to be muscle
00:25:06Touch
00:25:06Fabulous
00:25:07I am an athlete
00:25:11Engineer, again
00:25:12Come on, get up
00:25:14He knows he shouldn't exert himself.
00:25:16Yeah
00:25:19Hello, Federico
00:25:20How are you?
00:25:21Ah, it's you, dear
00:25:22Come in, come in
00:25:23Does your ear hurt?
00:25:24Just a little bit
00:25:25Thank goodness I'm a strong man
00:25:27Because I have to operate this afternoon.
00:25:29And you?
00:25:30How was your experience at the military hospital?
00:25:32Okay, but...
00:25:35But...
00:25:36I've had the feeling
00:25:37A feeling of what?
00:25:39I don't know
00:25:39That the sick are not being cared for
00:25:41As it would be weak
00:25:42But what sick people?
00:25:43They're all frauds
00:25:44They don't want to do military service
00:25:46They don't need to be cured.
00:25:47They must be exposed
00:25:48However, some of them
00:25:49They have real problems
00:25:51For example, the same colonel
00:25:52Who is in charge of the service
00:25:54Great, then I recommend it.
00:25:55First he had pneumonia
00:25:57Now he has osteoarthritis
00:25:58And next time I assure you
00:25:59That will have the period
00:25:59He's a fraud!
00:26:01A fraud?
00:26:02And why?
00:26:02Very simple
00:26:03Because she wants a permanent discharge
00:26:04Due to the service
00:26:05That's how you get a great retirement
00:26:07And he pockets a few bucks.
00:26:08Ha!
00:26:08And I must play along with his game
00:26:10TRUE?
00:26:11Oh!
00:26:11Good afternoon, Colonel
00:26:12Let's see how it is.
00:26:13Oh!
00:26:14He has bronchitis and arteriosclerosis.
00:26:15Pulmonary emphysema
00:26:16Purulent eczema
00:26:17And a beginning of phyllocera
00:26:19How are you?
00:26:20Glad?
00:26:20Will you give me my sick leave?
00:26:23Well, Colonel
00:26:24Don't worry
00:26:24Health comes first
00:26:25Ha ha ha!
00:26:27And that's how we've deceived the State
00:26:29But I am a consummate professional
00:26:32I won't lend myself to it
00:26:33And now, my dear, let's go down
00:26:35I have to visit my elderly parents.
00:26:37Do you know that this asylum
00:26:39Am I taking a lot of money from him?
00:26:41Oh!
00:26:50Breathe
00:26:53Breathe
00:26:54Say 33
00:26:5533
00:26:58Stronger
00:27:00Okay, okay, cough, cough
00:27:02Very sonic
00:27:03A doleta
00:27:04Stand up
00:27:08But where is it going?
00:27:09Come on, come here
00:27:12Relaxed, he got up, relaxed
00:27:14I love it, I love it, I find it much better
00:27:16Lie down, lie down, we're going to take care of it.
00:27:18The hip joint is a very important thing, engineer
00:27:21Especially for gymnastics
00:27:23Above
00:27:26Relax, engineer
00:27:30Down, down, down, down
00:27:33Untie it, miss, untie it
00:27:34Go see the engineer
00:27:35Let's take a look at that eye, stand up
00:27:37I'm as strong as a bull
00:27:39A deep breath
00:27:45Espire, engineer
00:27:47What are you doing?
00:27:47Exhale, exhale, exhale, calm down
00:27:49Espire, uncle
00:27:50Let's see the language
00:27:54Put it inside
00:27:57I find you exceptional.
00:27:59I'm happy for you
00:28:00I'm happy for you
00:28:01I'm happy for you
00:28:02Doctor
00:28:03I am so weak
00:28:05You'll see how with my diet and some outdoor exercise I'll be able to...
00:28:08In a few days he will be found
00:28:09Freak!
00:28:10Let's go!
00:28:13Above!
00:28:14Get up, let's go
00:28:15Force!
00:28:16Lean on me
00:28:17So
00:28:18Doctor, shall I give him a cardiotonic?
00:28:21Fry an egg instead
00:28:22But without the others seeing it, who then claim there's favoritism.
00:28:26Come on, come on!
00:28:29You're perfectly healthy!
00:28:31What's happening?
00:28:33Again, you don't test my methods
00:28:36I do not approve of your speculations
00:28:38Speculation?
00:28:39What are you saying?
00:28:40If I follow the best therapies from the best Swiss clinics
00:28:43You can't deny that.
00:28:44Did you see?
00:28:46Diet and movement, movement and diet
00:28:48And do you realize how much everyone loves fans?
00:28:50Hey?
00:28:50All?
00:28:51Yes, they take care of the park for you for free.
00:28:53And they spend millions on eating lettuce and carrots
00:28:55Women!
00:28:56Because they're on a diet
00:28:58Besides, they have so much money that it's better they spend it here
00:29:01That's how they get us addicted.
00:29:02By the way, I want us to move up our wedding date.
00:29:05I need a woman like you
00:29:08A woman or an accomplice?
00:29:10Accomplice?
00:29:12As an accomplice?
00:29:14And no one had ever called me an accomplice before?
00:29:17Accomplice!
00:29:19You've made me angry!
00:29:21Calm down, Federico!
00:29:23Calm down!
00:29:25The attack!
00:29:26The attack!
00:29:26I feel like I'm having an attack.
00:29:28The attack is coming!
00:29:29Talquilita!
00:29:30Federico!
00:29:34Lie down!
00:29:35Come on!
00:29:37Lie down!
00:29:38Nice!
00:29:38Colonel Forina gets a phone call!
00:29:41Come on!
00:29:42The pills!
00:29:50Talquilita!
00:29:56Calm down!
00:29:57The pills!
00:29:58Open your mouth!
00:30:01So!
00:30:03Very good!
00:30:15How are you?
00:30:16Very good, very good
00:30:17I'm going to the operating room now.
00:30:19I have to operate
00:30:22Do you want me to go?
00:30:24Perhaps that would be best
00:30:25Last time I slashed one in a zigzag pattern
00:30:35Where are you going?
00:30:36Don't leave me alone
00:30:39I have never left a sick person alone
00:30:41You already know
00:30:42Yes, brother
00:30:43After meals
00:30:45The tuota
00:30:46Mineral water
00:30:47Very good
00:30:48And that's why
00:30:48A little water
00:30:50Understood?
00:30:52Yes, brother
00:30:53OK
00:30:54Don't worry
00:30:57That?
00:30:58Happy now, son?
00:30:59I think everything is going well
00:31:00Give thanks to the Lord
00:31:01And eat very slowly
00:31:04Know?
00:31:05There is no other food
00:31:06But what food?
00:31:07What a meal!
00:31:08Oh life!
00:31:08This one's supposed to make me swallow it.
00:31:09Because?
00:31:11Try it!
00:31:14You're right
00:31:14It needs a little more salt
00:31:17That's it
00:31:19One hundred lire
00:31:21Sister
00:31:22Yes, son
00:31:23It doesn't give me anything.
00:31:24If it's true that you have an ulcer
00:31:26You must fast.
00:31:27I'm sorry
00:31:28I'm sorry
00:31:33No, not this one.
00:31:44He is still under the effects of the sedative
00:31:46Poor little boy
00:31:53Hey, guys, it's the doctor!
00:31:54Oh, doctor!
00:31:56Good morning
00:31:56Good morning
00:31:57Good morning
00:31:58Good morning
00:31:59Good morning
00:31:59Good morning
00:32:00Good morning
00:32:00Good morning
00:32:00Good morning
00:32:00A round of applause for the doctor
00:32:02Good morning!
00:32:03Good morning!
00:32:07Is this the new patient?
00:32:08He is completely committed
00:32:09What do you see in yourself?
00:32:10Good
00:32:10I'll find out, doctor.
00:32:11I discover the patients myself.
00:32:14Of course, of course, doctor!
00:32:15You have the right.
00:32:23We've met before, haven't we?
00:32:25Yeah
00:32:33Which patient
00:32:34Where does it hurt?
00:32:35Everywhere
00:32:36Okay, undressed
00:32:40Silence, unless you want me to clear the room
00:32:44No, no, start from the top.
00:32:46I must undress
00:32:51Silence!
00:32:52I said silence!
00:32:54Silence!
00:32:55And you, sister
00:32:56Instead of evacuating so many bubbles
00:32:57Get these rude people out of here
00:32:59Understood?
00:33:00For!
00:33:00For!
00:33:01I want to be alone
00:33:02Immediately!
00:33:03Mujan!
00:33:04Mujan!
00:33:05Mujan!
00:33:13Please
00:33:21Good
00:33:22Two harmonic sines
00:33:24Well modeled
00:33:26Health Praetorians
00:33:30Doctor
00:33:30I have an ulcer.
00:33:32I can't stomach the Yellow Pages.
00:33:34What do you want?
00:33:35Can't you see I'm busy?
00:33:36Out!
00:33:42Lie down, lie down
00:33:48Stand up...
00:33:49He...
00:33:59Tell me, what are you feeling?
00:34:01A great desire to make love
00:34:05Miss, you have nothing
00:34:07You look great
00:34:08Doctor, please help me
00:34:10Find me a disease
00:34:11And then
00:34:12Download whatever you want with me
00:34:16Dear girl, the truth is that you are very hot
00:34:18And I would oblige you.
00:34:20But...
00:34:20My doctor's conscience
00:34:21It has a price.
00:34:23Doctor, besides being good
00:34:25I am very intelligent
00:34:26I have the Geisa diploma by correspondence.
00:34:28And I'm a skilled contortionist
00:34:31You've almost convinced me
00:34:32But I am young and I must think about my future.
00:34:35I need money
00:34:36Lots of money
00:34:37I don't want to work to live.
00:34:39Yes, but let's go right away.
00:34:41I'm dying to.
00:34:42Have
00:34:42These one hundred million
00:34:45Alright
00:34:47And this...
00:34:48Like a tension
00:34:50These are the keys to the Rolls Royce
00:34:51It's parked right here in front
00:34:53Double-parked
00:34:54Okay, little one
00:34:55You've convinced me.
00:34:56Come on
00:34:57Tame your haste
00:35:16Wake up
00:35:18Wake up
00:35:19Sleepyhead
00:35:20You work at the Hilton, right?
00:35:21Yes, why?
00:35:22And do you know English?
00:35:22Yeah
00:35:23Very good
00:35:24Come with me, come with me
00:35:25But what's going on?
00:35:26Come on, don't ask questions
00:35:27Come
00:35:31And you say you know how to translate English?
00:35:34Yes sir
00:35:34And also French and Italian
00:35:36Good
00:35:36Look, it's been six months.
00:35:38Asking the ministry daily
00:35:40An interpreter
00:35:41To try to understand something
00:35:43Of those coordination circulars
00:35:44From NATO
00:35:45Written in English
00:35:46And since they don't send it to me
00:35:48The work is piling up
00:35:49Okay, so what?
00:35:49Do you want to start translating for your colonel?
00:35:52All those little matters?
00:35:53Yes, but I'm just passing through.
00:35:54I think they're sending me back to the barracks tomorrow.
00:35:56Who sent you to the barracks?
00:35:57I give the orders here.
00:35:59The civilian doctor says I'm perfectly healthy.
00:36:01Who?
00:36:01Frustalupi
00:36:02Yeah
00:36:02He doesn't know anything at all
00:36:04In his eyes, we are all healthy
00:36:06I'm healthy for Frustalupi
00:36:07Even I
00:36:08Look
00:36:08With very severe bronchial asthma
00:36:10One of acute verticollis
00:36:12I'm not telling you
00:36:12The fifth vertebra
00:36:13As soon as I cough
00:36:15And he says I'm healthy.
00:36:17Just like you
00:36:18How can you be healthy?
00:36:19Your son
00:36:20With that pale little face
00:36:22And why does he look so scrawny?
00:36:23No, son, no
00:36:24Look
00:36:24We'll need to run some tests on you.
00:36:26We'll start tomorrow
00:36:27Rather
00:36:28Today
00:36:28Urine
00:36:29Blood test
00:36:30Plates
00:36:32Expectoration
00:36:32Expectoration
00:36:33Expectoration
00:36:35Electroencephalogram
00:36:35Because you never know
00:36:36What could be in there?
00:36:37Do you understand?
00:36:38You need a week of analysis
00:36:39And during that week
00:36:42You take home a kilo
00:36:44One and a half kilos
00:36:44From those papers
00:36:46You translate them really well.
00:36:48A whole day
00:36:49Or better yet, half
00:36:49You come here
00:36:50Bring me the translations
00:36:52And you gain another couple of kilos
00:36:54I'll send you for more tests.
00:36:55And Frustalupi?
00:36:56I'll tell him to go to hell.
00:36:58I'll do whatever I want here.
00:36:59Take this and go home
00:37:01I don't think I'd tell him to go to hell.
00:37:03And these?
00:37:05Tomorrow, tomorrow
00:37:08What was I saying?
00:37:10This is going well
00:37:11You should get ready tomorrow.
00:37:12Urine analysis
00:37:13Then in the urine
00:37:14We put in a piece of garbage
00:37:15Any old trash
00:37:17So that it seems
00:37:17You have one kidney
00:37:18Pocho
00:37:19No, no, no
00:37:20Better
00:37:20The liver
00:37:21The liver
00:37:22That can't fail
00:37:24The liver
00:37:24I hope so
00:37:25I'm telling you
00:37:26Here's Che Che
00:37:27He's a real demon
00:37:31Finnish mothers
00:37:32Every day
00:37:33To be more free
00:37:34They leave it here for me
00:37:35From morning to night
00:37:36And come with shampoo.
00:37:37Come with shampoo
00:37:38You can imagine
00:37:39How do I put it?
00:37:40His name is Jingo Gord
00:37:41But I call him Che Che
00:37:43He already knows how to talk a lot.
00:37:44Right, Che Che?
00:37:45I'm fucked up
00:37:46I've already learned something new.
00:37:48Hey, how are we going to do the urine thing?
00:37:49We'll give it blood.
00:37:50Blood?
00:37:51Yeah
00:37:51Yes, but who puts the blood in the urine?
00:37:53You
00:37:53You're crazy
00:37:54How do I put it on?
00:37:55You should carry a razor blade in your pocket
00:37:57When the time comes
00:37:58You make a little box on your finger
00:38:00So that a little blood comes out
00:38:01Look, just imagine this is blood
00:38:03When you go to pee
00:38:05You put your finger in front of the thing
00:38:07The little corset
00:38:08Do you see it?
00:38:09The urine mixes with the blood
00:38:11And everything goes according to plan.
00:38:12That's the trick
00:38:14Is that clear?
00:38:15Clear
00:38:16Yeah
00:38:16And things have gotten dark
00:38:19Damn
00:38:19You'll see his parents now.
00:38:22Two, three, four, five, six
00:38:26Seven, eight, nine and ten
00:38:28Okay, put your ten.
00:38:29Here are my ten thousand
00:38:31And if it takes me less than a minute
00:38:32I'll take everything
00:38:33OK?
00:38:34OK
00:38:34Let me keep the clock ticking.
00:38:35Give me the money
00:38:37What money?
00:38:39The lice would eat it.
00:38:40Accept the game and give it a fight.
00:38:42You'd better learn to speak
00:38:45Come on
00:38:49The little basket is in place
00:38:51There, stand there
00:38:52Come on, come on
00:38:53Squeeze it tight
00:38:55The stool
00:38:58Put it there
00:38:59Without saying anything
00:39:02Egg
00:39:02Egg
00:39:07Prepared?
00:39:08Prepared
00:39:10Already
00:39:20It's not an ass
00:39:21It's a vacuum cleaner
00:39:22Come on
00:39:23Right
00:39:24Right
00:39:24Right
00:39:40Right
00:39:40Commander
00:39:41The takeover
00:39:41With me
00:39:47And what were you going to put there?
00:39:52An egg
00:39:53But do you put them on broken?
00:39:55I'm forced to have an ulcer.
00:39:58Silence!
00:39:59I'm calling the officer on duty.
00:40:00Let's see
00:40:01Those who need to have a test done
00:40:04Well, those who need to pee
00:40:06Let it come with
00:40:06Friend
00:40:07AND
00:40:08In silence
00:40:09One
00:40:10Two
00:40:11One
00:40:11Two
00:40:12But nobody's moving.
00:40:29Oh, Romeo, Romeo
00:40:31Why are you Romeo?
00:40:33Disown your father
00:40:34And reject your name
00:40:35And if you don't want to do it
00:40:36Swear your love for me
00:40:37I will cease to be an Acapulet
00:40:39Romeo
00:40:40Get rid of your name
00:40:41And in exchange for your name
00:40:43That is not part of you
00:40:44Take me
00:40:46The whole thing
00:40:53Julieta, I'll take you up on that.
00:40:55Call me, love
00:40:56And I will accept the new baptism
00:40:58From now on
00:41:00I will be no more than you, Romeo
00:41:01One, two
00:41:02One, two
00:41:03One, two
00:41:04High!
00:41:06You, you and you
00:41:07Inside
00:41:11With light wings
00:41:13From the sea
00:41:14I climbed the wall
00:41:16My captain
00:41:16Who is it?
00:41:17Go
00:41:18My captain
00:41:19We're here!
00:41:20My performance has been interrupted
00:41:22Sorry
00:41:25Good heavens!
00:41:26Juliet's dress
00:41:27Urine stain
00:41:30This is not a laboratory
00:41:31This is a latrine
00:41:32Here I am
00:41:33I'm coming
00:41:36I've peed myself all over.
00:41:38What a smell
00:41:42I'm already here
00:41:43My captain
00:41:44These have come
00:41:45To get an analysis
00:41:46Of...
00:41:46Yes, a urine test
00:41:48Yes sir
00:41:48Proceed
00:41:51Take
00:41:52Take
00:41:52And have
00:41:53There is no bigger one
00:41:54Because?
00:41:55I don't receive it
00:41:56Well, you'll just have to deal with it.
00:41:56And the one who stains the floor
00:41:58He cleans it
00:42:02But what are they doing?
00:42:03Turn around
00:42:04The bats are here
00:42:06They should pee on the captain's face
00:42:08He must control them
00:42:10Pechul, facing forward
00:42:11Not in the face
00:42:13Facing the captain
00:42:15Men
00:42:33Come on, hurry up!
00:42:34Can you hear me?
00:42:37But what does he do?
00:42:39He's come here to pee
00:42:40Not to get one...
00:42:43Quick, everyone to bed
00:42:45The doctor is about to arrive
00:42:46Paying a visit
00:42:53Don't be a pig
00:42:55Don't you see that a woman is coming?
00:42:56Ah, then I'll clean myself up.
00:43:02My father
00:43:04Álvaro, long dad
00:43:09Good morning, son
00:43:10When did you last break it?
00:43:12Three years ago when I grew her
00:43:14With the whole family
00:43:15I'm referring to when you did body language
00:43:17The last time
00:43:17Ah, this morning
00:43:19Are you OK?
00:43:19No, no, I have an ulcer.
00:43:20Nothing is visible on the x-ray
00:43:22Therefore, let's hope she doesn't have it.
00:43:24No, let's hope so.
00:43:25Because?
00:43:25Would you rather be sick?
00:43:27No, I was saying let's hope so
00:43:28That she doesn't have it
00:43:29Have the x-ray repeated.
00:43:30Okay, this is Gianni Montano
00:43:32How are you?
00:43:33I'm not feeling well.
00:43:34Truly bad
00:43:35We did a urine test on him this morning.
00:43:38Let's see
00:43:40It's strange.
00:43:41A notable presence
00:43:43I'd say unsettling
00:43:44Of red blood cells and white blood cells
00:43:45But in a completely normal setting
00:43:48Incredible
00:43:49It's as if someone had been entertained
00:43:50By putting a few drops of blood
00:43:52Directly into the urine
00:43:54Feel
00:43:55Please
00:43:57Make an effort, let's go
00:43:58The doctor has to sculpt you
00:44:06Hurts?
00:44:07And here?
00:44:09No
00:44:09You're doing great
00:44:11No, but I'm going to be fine.
00:44:12I'm a wreck
00:44:13Oh!
00:44:14A valley, a valley
00:44:15Oh!
00:44:16What pain, what pain!
00:44:19Prepare a sedative, brother.
00:44:20An injection
00:44:21Yes, an intravenous one
00:44:22What's wrong with it?
00:44:24What I feared
00:44:25Double duodenal ulcer
00:44:27And I suspect bleeding
00:44:28Get the operating room ready
00:44:30It's a serious case
00:44:31Give him emergency treatment
00:44:33Operation?
00:44:38Where is the Chinese cup?
00:44:41Here you go, doctor.
00:44:43What is it about?
00:44:44From a paradise
00:44:45Discover
00:44:52All
00:44:55All
00:44:56All
00:44:57All
00:44:57All
00:44:58All
00:44:58But, doctor
00:45:00Each with their own methods
00:45:02Oh, how delicious!
00:45:05Oh, how delicious!
00:45:05Long thigh
00:45:09And softness
00:45:11Cadaril
00:45:13The ribs
00:45:14The price of ribs has increased.
00:45:16And everything goes up, doctor.
00:45:17The breasts, pesulo
00:45:19The breasts
00:45:20They'll be there.
00:45:29What turgid ones?
00:45:31Turgid?
00:45:33Sister
00:45:34Have you treated the patient?
00:45:36But what does Pechulo say?
00:45:37I don't
00:45:37Believe me, professor
00:45:38Even if they are a little turgid
00:45:40It doesn't matter
00:45:41Nobody will notice
00:45:44Scalpel
00:45:46Scalpel
00:45:50Scalpel
00:45:54It doesn't cut
00:45:55I'm going to sharpen it
00:46:05I like you like this.
00:46:06Dressed in green
00:46:07You look great!
00:46:10Why don't we just stay here, the two of us?
00:46:14Sister
00:46:14Why is he getting involved?
00:46:15Get out!
00:46:16Right now, doctor
00:46:24The scalpel is ready
00:46:26What's the point?
00:46:28Hello
00:46:28I don't need it
00:46:40Above
00:46:40Above
00:46:41Above
00:46:42What's happening?
00:46:43Where am I?
00:46:44Where are you going to be here?
00:46:46Waiting for the operation
00:46:48Operation Who?
00:46:50The new doctor
00:46:51No
00:46:52Who do they operate on?
00:46:53To you
00:46:53Me?
00:46:55Lenses!
00:46:58Hey!
00:46:59The sneakers!
00:47:03Watch where you're going
00:47:06Watch out, donkey!
00:47:09Okay, next time.
00:47:12One moment
00:47:12Take it, friend.
00:47:14Take it up
00:47:19It doesn't hurt anymore.
00:47:21Yes, it doesn't hurt anymore
00:47:22Happy?
00:47:24Clear
00:47:24A doctor is always happy when his patient recovers.
00:47:29Whatever treatment is applied
00:47:31Do you call it a treatment?
00:47:32A joke in extremely poor taste.
00:47:34Hey, little boy
00:47:35I've thwarted your childish performance with an equally childish joke.
00:47:39I admit it
00:47:40But the little trick you invented for the urine analysis
00:47:43According to the military code, it is a crime.
00:47:45What if I had reported you?
00:47:47What do you think the colonel would have done to you?
00:47:50Hey?
00:47:50Oh, dearest doctor!
00:47:52Dearest doctor!
00:47:53That?
00:47:54And our mountain man?
00:47:55How are you?
00:47:57Do you know that you look even worse than usual?
00:48:00Let's see that language
00:48:01Take it out more!
00:48:02Oh, oh, oh, oh!
00:48:04This boy doesn't convince me.
00:48:05Me neither
00:48:07We must examine it from top to bottom
00:48:09All kinds of analyses, x-rays
00:48:12And who knows, maybe something will turn up in the end.
00:48:15Regarding X-rays
00:48:17Have you seen mine?
00:48:19Yes, I've seen them.
00:48:20Those bronchi are disgusting, aren't they?
00:48:22You're healthier than a fish, healthier than a bonito
00:48:25Come on, I'm a shark
00:48:27Good morning
00:48:28I ask myself and say
00:48:32Why would he have become a doctor with such a rounded back?
00:48:38Come on, Colonel, let's not exaggerate.
00:48:40But you've looked at them closely
00:48:41Yes, but...
00:48:42Are there much better ones?
00:48:45At the Hilton, for example?
00:48:46Sure, at the Hilton
00:48:48I imagine the bee-lizards will pass through the Hilton
00:48:51Imagine lojo of all races
00:48:54Compliant, hungry
00:48:56Why not go for a walk one of these nights when you have no commitments?
00:48:58Huh? You want me to take a walk around the Hilton?
00:49:02Yeah
00:49:03Can I arrange a dinner date with a foreigner who's passing through?
00:49:08Dear Montana
00:49:09So you think that just like that, I...
00:49:16Of course, you never know.
00:49:18Never, never
00:49:19I'm never going back to that bunch of cheaters
00:49:22You're okay now.
00:49:22There's no reason for you to keep replacing yourself
00:49:25It's only two days.
00:49:27I have a business with some Americans
00:49:29Representatives of sanitary gadgets
00:49:31I'm about to renovate the hospital
00:49:33But are you a doctor or a currency trader?
00:49:36It is not incompatible
00:49:37Also, you could help me with the colonel
00:49:39It would be enough if you were just a little bit kind.
00:49:42Do you want me to be nice to him?
00:49:43What is that?
00:49:45And do you want to marry me?
00:49:46Would you, Cosería, be capable of throwing me into the arms of the first person who passes by?
00:49:49Who? Me?
00:49:50But I love you deeply
00:49:52If you are already my wife
00:49:53I am nobody's woman
00:49:54I'm your assistant, and that's all.
00:49:56Oh, really?
00:49:57Well, if you're my assistant, help me undress you.
00:49:59What are you doing?
00:50:01I want to give you proof of my love
00:50:03I'm going to give you the greatest proof of my love
00:50:04No, not here.
00:50:05Not here, what did it say?
00:50:06Oh, let go!
00:50:07Better here, on the pavement
00:50:08No, leave me alone!
00:50:09Yes, better on the pavement.
00:50:10Here I go, here I go
00:50:11Professor Flustalupe hits hard!
00:50:16The Madonna
00:50:17And don't be blasphemous.
00:50:19He said this Madonna cost me one hundred thousand lire
00:50:24Juliet
00:50:24I fear that because it's nighttime, all this is nothing more than a dream.
00:50:28So sweet it flatters, it tastes like reality.
00:50:37Just three more words, my dear Romeo, and then goodnight
00:50:41Captain
00:50:41The door, good night
00:50:43They will never leave him in peace.
00:50:46Go
00:50:47I'm coming
00:50:51This is unbearable
00:50:54Yes, yes, I'm already here
00:50:58Ready
00:51:01Breast
00:51:01Yes, to the or
00:51:06Urine
00:51:07No
00:51:08Stool
00:51:09No
00:51:11So, what then?
00:51:12They send it from the ENT clinic
00:51:14La, la, la...
00:51:16ENT specialist
00:51:18And what was I saying?
00:51:20Yeah
00:51:20I was working on it, wasn't I?
00:51:21Breast
00:51:23What did Otto tell you?
00:51:24Don't know
00:51:25What should you urinate?
00:51:27Don't know
00:51:27Don't know
00:51:34He doesn't know
00:51:34Neither do I, Pechulo, what do you want us to do?
00:51:37Drop your pants and show him your tonsils
00:51:39What do tonsils have to do with pants?
00:51:49Uh, it doesn't have, it doesn't have tonsils
00:51:55What it doesn't have are
00:51:57Here goes
00:51:59Colonel, only you can save me
00:52:01Oh, and what can I do?
00:52:03The court has declared you useless
00:52:06You understand, you're free.
00:52:07But there will be an appeals court
00:52:08Yes, yes, the appeals court
00:52:10But what do you want the appeals court to do?
00:52:13Have you seen your X-rays?
00:52:14No
00:52:15Well, now you're going to see them, man.
00:52:17Look, and this is indeed an irrefutable document
00:52:19There is no appeals court that is worth anything.
00:52:21There's nothing here, look.
00:52:22There is nothing, you understand, absolutely nothing.
00:52:24Yes I know
00:52:26How do you know that?
00:52:26But I'm fine.
00:52:27Ah, so you're fine like that.
00:52:28That you're fine like this.
00:52:30Ah, you're fine like that.
00:52:31As Manson says
00:52:33To those who have no courage
00:52:34You can't give it to him, you understand?
00:52:37And you have absolutely nothing
00:52:39And to the one who has no balls
00:52:41You can't give it to him
00:52:42You can't give it to him
00:52:43But I have to do my military service
00:52:44There are no jobs in my town.
00:52:45I have five sisters
00:52:47And what does he feed me?
00:52:48Here I can build a career
00:52:49I can become a sergeant
00:52:51Sergeant?
00:52:52But you don't know that the sergeants
00:52:54They need to have a pair of...
00:52:56And if there aren't any here
00:52:57What do you want?
00:52:58Have them painted
00:53:03Don't cry for me
00:53:04Come on, come on
00:53:05Don't cry, let's go
00:53:07Go back to your room
00:53:08And don't cry, let's go
00:53:09Don't think about it
00:53:10I don't think
00:53:11But you should think
00:53:13Colonel
00:53:13Okay, I'll think about it.
00:53:15We will do everything possible
00:53:16Go on, go
00:53:16Oh, poor uncle
00:53:18That's right, poor thing, it's sad.
00:53:20Yes, because it could be
00:53:22A good and healthy soldier
00:53:23And all because of one tiny flaw
00:53:26But the ordinances
00:53:29If only I had a tiny one
00:53:31But they have absolutely nothing.
00:53:35How are you?
00:53:37I mean, from...
00:53:39Oh
00:53:40I'm
00:53:42I am, I am
00:53:43Yeah?
00:53:45Would you grant your colonel a favor?
00:53:47Depends
00:53:48Go to the X-ray department
00:53:50And there, you see
00:53:52May they throw two beautiful plaques at you.
00:53:55You bring them to me
00:53:56And I put them in the file
00:53:57That poor thing
00:53:58Instead of theirs
00:53:59And it's possible we might achieve something
00:54:06Mazuca Armando
00:54:07Son of Gregory
00:54:08It's fixed now
00:54:10And to think that with this trick
00:54:12I could get out of it.
00:54:12From military service
00:54:14The X-ray serves as proof
00:54:18And why shouldn't I try?
00:54:20It would be foolish.
00:54:26Montano
00:54:29Yanni
00:54:32Yanni
00:54:33What do you want?
00:54:34The thumbtacks
00:54:34What bedbugs?
00:54:36Give me the thumbtacks.
00:54:41Have
00:54:42What do you want them for?
00:54:43I said ulcer
00:54:44And it will be an ulcer.
00:54:45You're crazy
00:54:46I said I don't want to be a soldier.
00:54:48Because?
00:54:48So Hiciria has found a single female willing to marry me.
00:54:51And what if I become a soldier now?
00:54:52She's cheating on me
00:54:54Oh God!
00:54:55Careful
00:54:55The thumbtacks
00:54:57Oh!
00:54:57Hey!
00:54:59Good morning, little girl
00:55:00Good morning
00:55:01Thank you
00:55:07You hadn't told me.
00:55:08How could I have imagined that you?
00:55:11Sister, send it to my office later.
00:55:13I have to see it
00:55:14Yes, doctor
00:55:16I know you have it in for me
00:55:17But how could I have imagined that your case was so delicate?
00:55:20Go on, let yourself be looked at
00:55:22Take off your clothes?
00:55:23No
00:55:25Don't be silly
00:55:26With that physical impairment
00:55:28Rest assured that you will be disqualified from military service.
00:55:31And isn't that what you want?
00:55:32Can you guarantee it?
00:55:35Clear
00:55:35However, as a doctor, I have a duty to help you.
00:55:38So let's do one thing
00:55:40I let myself be looked at
00:55:41But you promise to keep it a secret, no matter what you see.
00:55:43I swear
00:55:50Come on, what are you waiting for?
00:55:52Therefore...
00:55:53Hold on, please
00:56:03What? Is she happy now?
00:56:04What's the solution to this?
00:56:06You wretched, shameless imposter!
00:56:07Remember what you swore to do.
00:56:09Yes, I swore
00:56:11But I assure you I won't stop until I see you rotting and decaying in a barracks.
00:56:16Oh, dear doctor
00:56:18What a beautiful encounter
00:56:20I have had x-rays of my bronchi for the tenth time
00:56:23Would you like to take a look?
00:56:24Where do I hang them?
00:56:25Hang them up, whatever
00:56:26Right away, of course
00:56:28Hang them up for me, from the...
00:56:29You're crazy!
00:56:32She can thank God she's a woman.
00:56:35Otherwise he'd punch her so hard she'd burst.
00:56:38But you've already figured it out...
00:56:42Montano
00:56:43Your colonel is out of his mind
00:56:45And there you were, doing your thing in the open air.
00:56:48Forgive me, Colonel
00:57:33What's wrong with you now?
00:57:54Miss Maria
00:57:55The change of leadership has arrived
00:58:00Stay still, stay still, don't be upset
00:58:09Let's see if you don't shout so much.
00:58:11Shut up, this looks like a brothel
00:58:17Jenny, are you asleep?
00:58:19Not me, why?
00:58:20It's you
00:58:20What the hell do you want?
00:58:22Joy has arrived
00:58:23Joy?
00:58:24Yeah
00:58:24Miss Dolorata
00:58:26What are you saying, you trumpet?
00:58:27The Three Wise Men have arrived
00:58:28Come on, come on, come on
00:58:30Come with me
00:58:32She's rolling in money
00:58:33It has houses, land, industries, tomatoes, fresh tomatoes, canned eggplants
00:58:40Her mother is crazy, her father is in jail, she's a single daughter and sole heir.
00:58:44That?
00:58:45Isn't that a bargain?
00:58:47Let's hope
00:58:48No, no, no, no
00:58:49Right now
00:58:49And forgive me.
00:58:50Of course
00:58:55Hello
00:58:56Hello
00:58:56Good afternoon
00:58:57Here I bring the tadpole
00:58:58Thank you
00:58:59Look at that face
00:59:04Thank you
00:59:05Say hello to Nicholas
00:59:06Goodbye, Yeye
00:59:08Go away, say goodbye
00:59:13That's how he thanks you.
00:59:14For 500 books, I have to put up with him from morning till night.
00:59:18But keep in mind
00:59:20This time things are super safe
00:59:22Old-fashioned with a southern mentality
00:59:25Good night
00:59:27Can?
00:59:29Adolorata
00:59:29It's us
00:59:31Adolorata
00:59:32Adolorata
00:59:33Adolorata
00:59:34Where is?
00:59:35What do I know, you're asking me?
00:59:41I was rinsing myself off
00:59:43Good afternoon
00:59:44How are you doing?
00:59:45Good
00:59:46Miss Adolorata
00:59:48Miss Adolorata
00:59:48This is Gianni
00:59:49The boy who was telling him
00:59:50A little small, but
00:59:52No, no, no
00:59:54Sometimes appearances are deceiving.
00:59:56Look, look at that nose you have
00:59:58And they're...
00:59:59We'll know right now.
01:00:02Come, come, my dear.
01:00:04Come with your Adoloratita
01:00:07Come, come
01:00:08Gianni!
01:00:10Gianni!
01:00:12Maybe I'm just not his type
01:00:14No
01:00:15The thing is, he's a little shy.
01:00:17Nothing
01:00:18Let me look at you
01:00:19That?
01:00:20What's happening?
01:00:22Come here
01:00:23Okay, it's time.
01:00:24No, no, no
01:00:25I'm allergic to hair
01:00:27But what does it do?
01:00:28Do you like it?
01:00:29No, no, no
01:00:29Lady
01:00:30Touch, touch
01:00:31Lady Adolorata
01:00:33Adolorata
01:00:35Adolorata
01:00:37Adolorata
01:00:38No
01:00:39Do you like it
01:00:40Touch, touch
01:00:42One
01:00:43Two
01:00:44Three
01:00:45Four
01:00:46One
01:00:47Two
01:00:48Three
01:00:50Four
01:00:53Miss
01:00:54I have my leg here
01:01:02Come on
01:01:03Come on
01:01:03She is doing well now.
01:01:04Yes, let's go, let's go
01:01:06Like that, like that
01:01:08Well
01:01:10Continue, continue
01:01:13Have you seen how my friends are jumping?
01:01:15Very well, yes
01:01:16And don't they get tired?
01:01:17No, thanks to my diet they don't get tired
01:01:19They are so clean
01:01:20And what do they eat?
01:01:22Eat?
01:01:23No, come in
01:01:24Come in
01:01:24Grass
01:01:25Pass the grass the English way
01:01:27Weed?
01:01:27Grass
01:01:28Oh, grass
01:01:29Sit down
01:01:29Sit down
01:01:30Sit down
01:01:31Can I offer you something?
01:01:33That?
01:01:34What do they think of my organization now?
01:01:37Uh, but we haven't talked about supplies for the armed forces yet.
01:01:41What do they say about our devices at the hospital?
01:01:44Because he's probably already spoken to her, right?
01:01:46Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, everything discussed
01:01:47Everything discussed
01:01:48But it will be necessary to spread it.
01:01:50A tar?
01:01:52Little envelopes
01:01:53Little envelopes?
01:01:55Do you remember what?
01:01:57When did you try to force the Hercules team on us?
01:02:00Well, the same thing.
01:02:01The same thing
01:02:02Changing the recipient
01:02:04The same envelopes
01:02:05Come, come, my dear
01:02:07Come
01:02:07Good morning
01:02:08Good morning
01:02:09I didn't know you had guests.
01:02:13Delighted
01:02:13They help me
01:02:14They are representatives of the Shana
01:02:16How do you say?
01:02:17Corporais son ortopédica
01:02:19I don't know if I'm explaining myself well.
01:02:20They were just asking me
01:02:22If the hospital supports this operation
01:02:25And what does the colonel say?
01:02:26What does it say?
01:02:27He says so many things
01:02:28Does he say so many things?
01:02:30Does he do nothing but talk about his instrument?
01:02:32Sorry, I have to go
01:02:33Come, come, my dear
01:02:35Handsome boy
01:02:36Oh, there's the truth.
01:02:38Formidable
01:02:39So, what do you say we wrap this up?
01:02:41Because if not
01:02:42It all goes up in smoke
01:02:43Smoke?
01:02:43Smoke?
01:02:44No no
01:02:44About
01:02:45About?
01:02:46Do you understand?
01:02:47Scribier?
01:02:47Oh, then, give directions
01:02:49They already know the way
01:02:50Oh, the ways of the Lord are endless.
01:02:52Well, they can go ahead and choose one to go to hell.
01:02:55A pleasure
01:02:56See you around
01:02:57See you around
01:03:04What do you do?
01:03:05I've come to talk, of course, once and for all.
01:03:08Do you see this poor, small, and defenseless being?
01:03:11How handsome
01:03:12This child is unwell.
01:03:13It always has
01:03:22Open your mouth
01:03:23Now, close it.
01:03:24Come on, close it
01:03:27That is
01:03:28You brought it for me to see.
01:03:29I've come because I want you to know the whole truth.
01:03:32The truth about what?
01:03:34He
01:03:35I don't understand
01:03:37He is my son
01:03:38I didn't know you were married
01:03:40Your file says nothing.
01:03:41I am a single father
01:03:48Okay, sit down facing me, will you?
01:03:50That is
01:03:51Show me your tongue
01:03:55What a foul tongue!
01:03:58Does she have any tummy trouble?
01:04:00What do you feed this child?
01:04:02That's the problem
01:04:03I do what I can
01:04:04But when I'm not there
01:04:05I'll leave it with some neighbors
01:04:06Good people
01:04:07But who knows what they give him?
01:04:09The mother doesn't take care of it
01:04:10He has left
01:04:11He has left
01:04:11He returned to his country
01:04:12Finland
01:04:13And I think she's married into a scheme
01:04:16I'm sorry
01:04:17But I don't feel sorry for her.
01:04:19It's because of the child, you know?
01:04:21That's why he wanted to avoid military service.
01:04:23Because
01:04:24If I leave
01:04:25I'll have to leave him in an institution
01:04:27And it's so small
01:04:28I have been unfair to you
01:04:31I couldn't imagine
01:04:34Take
01:04:34Give her two teaspoons
01:04:36Before each meal
01:04:37And I want you to bring it tomorrow
01:04:39Tomorrow?
01:04:40Maybe tomorrow
01:04:41I will no longer be here
01:04:42You don't need to worry
01:04:44We'll try to buy some time
01:04:45At the military hospital
01:04:46Thank you
01:04:47Are you a woman?
01:04:50Go now
01:04:51Go on
01:04:52Go on
01:04:58Thank you
01:05:03Bye
01:05:03Cue with her
01:05:05Poor boy
01:05:09That?
01:05:09How did it go?
01:05:10Very good
01:05:11Nicola, I deceived her
01:05:12The re of curdling worked
01:05:14I believe it.
01:05:14But on purpose
01:05:15What do you feed this kid?
01:05:16He has an upset stomach.
01:05:17Forcibly
01:05:18This vermin
01:05:18He gobbles up all the dogs' food
01:05:20Then throw this in
01:05:21In dog food
01:05:22He wants to see him again tomorrow
01:05:23Do you understand?
01:05:24Tomorrow?
01:05:25Yeah
01:05:26But you're not a friend.
01:05:28You are a setback
01:05:29Well, what difference does it make to you?
01:05:30If your parents
01:05:31They leave it for you every day
01:05:32Look what I'm going to do
01:05:33With military service
01:05:34Take!
01:05:35Take!
01:05:37What do you teach?
01:05:38To your son?
01:05:41I'm still not entirely convinced
01:05:42With this case, sister
01:05:43There's something I don't know
01:05:45It would be good to repeat.
01:05:47All analyses
01:05:47For added peace of mind
01:05:48I understand, doctor
01:05:49Understand
01:05:53These are the analyses
01:05:54By Álvaro Papalardo
01:05:56Let's see
01:05:59Papalardo
01:06:00You're perfectly healthy
01:06:01I'm happy to tell you.
01:06:03But we're crazy
01:06:04I am sick
01:06:04I have ulcers
01:06:05It's not noticeable
01:06:06Look at me
01:06:08But how tall are you?
01:06:10They've measured this, brother.
01:06:11Of course, right, doctor?
01:06:12Yes, yes
01:06:12One meter fifty-eight
01:06:13And three millimeters
01:06:14I'm sorry
01:06:15By four millimeters
01:06:17They don't send you home
01:06:20Pray to the Lord, my son.
01:06:22Yeah, yeah
01:06:24Eh, papala
01:06:26Those four millimeters
01:06:27What do you have too much of?
01:06:28I'll delete them for you
01:06:30He's crazy.
01:06:31He wants to cut off my head
01:06:32Well, if it's just a little bit
01:06:34Well...
01:06:34What a head!
01:06:35I have a better idea.
01:06:38Come with me
01:06:39I'm coming
01:06:44That is
01:06:45Go shovel
01:06:46Bring one foot here
01:06:48Oh well
01:06:49It's because you've never taken it off
01:06:50The shoes
01:06:51That's disgusting, dude!
01:07:07That's disgusting, dude!
01:07:12That's disgusting, dude!
01:07:23That's disgusting, dude!
01:07:24Stay still!
01:07:28That's disgusting, dude!
01:07:32That's disgusting, dude!
01:07:32Go shovel!
01:07:32That's disgusting, dude!
01:07:41That's disgusting, dude!
01:07:49Disgusting!
01:07:54Bring that meter closer
01:07:55Come here, let's take control
01:08:00Go on
01:08:06Apapala, you have lost 6 millimeters
01:08:09The pasta
01:08:13Yeah
01:08:16Apapala, tell me out of curiosity
01:08:18How long has it been since you washed your feet?
01:08:21They need to be washed
01:08:22Okay, Ricky, repeat that.
01:08:29Mother
01:08:31Mother
01:08:33Again
01:08:34Mother
01:08:37It's her
01:08:38Come, he's ahead.
01:08:40So what can we do? Hide
01:08:41Where?
01:08:42In the service
01:08:43Yes, come on, hurry up.
01:08:44To the toilet!
01:08:49Good morning
01:08:50Good morning, doctor
01:08:51How are you, Yeye?
01:08:52Good
01:08:53Really, good, good
01:08:54Come on, Yeye, say hello to Miss
01:08:56Greet Miss
01:08:57Mom, mom
01:09:03Mother
01:09:03Mother
01:09:04Mother
01:09:05No, son, it's not Mom, Yeye
01:09:07The young lady is a doctor
01:09:09No, Mom
01:09:12Come on, let's see that little climb, shall we?
01:09:19That is
01:09:20Stick out your tongue
01:09:22Don't you want to show it to me?
01:09:24How awful
01:09:27He's much better now.
01:09:28Anyway, that's the least of it.
01:09:32The most important thing is that she's lost her mother.
01:09:35And you can't just abandon him like that.
01:09:39I know
01:09:40But what can I do?
01:09:43Jenny, don't cry
01:09:46Poop
01:09:48Poop
01:09:48Come on, let's go to the bathroom, I'll go with you
01:09:50Want?
01:09:51No, of course not, no, don't bother
01:09:53I'll take it
01:09:53Come on, come on, Yeye
01:09:55With permission
01:09:56Please
01:10:01But what are you doing?
01:10:02Now Yeye will poop like a good boy.
01:10:05Here?
01:10:06And where do you have me do it?
01:10:08When you're done, call Dad
01:10:10Hey?
01:10:11Johnny, Johnny, Johnny
01:10:17But are you really going to do it?
01:10:18No, no, don't do it, Guillén
01:10:22Don't do it
01:10:24No
01:10:26Look, if you don't do it, I'll give you a little candy.
01:10:31He has done it
01:10:32What a wretch
01:10:33What a stench
01:10:34What a stench
01:10:35God, what are you eating?
01:10:38Dog food
01:10:40That's right, you swallowed the whole can
01:10:44You stink like a Neapolitan mastiff
01:10:46But how can such a small child perfume the entire room?
01:10:50I can't stand it anymore
01:10:52No, no, no, no, no
01:10:53Enough
01:10:54You're finished
01:10:54No?
01:10:58And me in yours
01:11:04Yes, you're right.
01:11:06Children cannot be left alone
01:11:09They need someone
01:11:11We all need someone
01:11:14If only I knew how sad loneliness is
01:11:18The lack of genuine affection
01:11:22But perhaps you already have someone
01:11:24And he cannot understand this
01:11:29Dad!
01:11:31The child is calling you.
01:11:34Dad!
01:11:35And continue giving him that twice a day.
01:11:41Dad!
01:11:43Dad, I'm done!
01:11:45Dad, I'm done!
01:11:48What's the rush?
01:11:49Give me time, won't you?
01:11:51But what?
01:11:52But what?
01:11:52That?
01:11:53Is it over yet?
01:11:54It needs to be cleaned.
01:11:54Couldn't you clean it yourself?
01:11:56I?
01:11:56You are the father
01:11:58Come on
01:12:01Clean it
01:12:04Oh, dear Professor Flustalupi!
01:12:08Colonel Farina
01:12:09How are you?
01:12:10Yeah, as always
01:12:11I see that you, on the other hand, have recovered.
01:12:13He's in shape
01:12:14On the contrary, I have asthma.
01:12:16This vertebra just won't...
01:12:18But which vertebra, Colonel?
01:12:19You are perfectly healthy.
01:12:20No, let's not pretend.
01:12:21Is he leaving already?
01:12:23No, I arrive
01:12:24I have an important business proposal for you.
01:12:26Me?
01:12:26Yeah
01:12:31And so?
01:12:33One leg, he doesn't see it
01:12:34Whose hair has it been cut off?
01:12:36It is orthopedic
01:12:37A great business
01:12:38We have the opportunity to place thousands of legs
01:12:40All left-wing
01:12:41If we can agree, this will be a revolution
01:12:43I've been thinking about you
01:12:44Have you thought about me?
01:12:45And what am I going to do with so many legs?
01:12:47What do you mean, "want"?
01:12:49He can become the boss of the hospital
01:12:51When the soldiers with broken legs arrive
01:12:53Broken tibias
01:12:54No wasting time on plaster casts
01:12:57We cut and replace
01:12:58With this unique articulated piece
01:13:01Beautiful, sinuous, elegant, stylized, Olympic model
01:13:06Listen, I'm not interested in legs.
01:13:08If they were replacement bronchi for the Frustalupi
01:13:11Please provide me with a certificate so that I can be deactivated from the service.
01:13:14And he will have to sign it for me.
01:13:16Colonel
01:13:20Gentlemen always reach an agreement
01:13:23Legs are just the beginning
01:13:25There are other things behind the legs
01:13:28What things?
01:13:31Oh, used fighter-bombers
01:13:33If you help me place three dozen
01:13:35I don't say on his certificate that he is sick.
01:13:37I say he's back
01:13:38You're completely insane
01:13:40He wants us to go into the trail and place the fighter jets.
01:13:42He's joking
01:13:43And precisely when so many people are imprisoned
01:13:46Because of luck, because...
01:13:47Ah, good!
01:13:48Colonel Farina takes up positions
01:13:50Yes, yes
01:13:51Colonel Farina does not try
01:13:53I don't try
01:13:54No no
01:13:56Me neither
01:13:58I'm outta here
01:13:59I'm going to give myself a break
01:14:01Leg to shoulder
01:14:04Think about it
01:14:05Think about it on the street
01:14:09Think about it
01:14:10Watch out, young man
01:14:11I can kick him
01:14:16Oh my God, where will this land?
01:14:18But what does he do?
01:14:19What do you mean, what do I do?
01:14:20Nothing
01:14:21Do you even care?
01:14:25You know, I've definitely changed my mind about Dr. Doliachi
01:14:30I think that this time, Rusta Lupe
01:14:32She, she's worth a lot, huh?
01:14:34Sit down, sit down
01:14:35You should know that I've been diagnosed with the beginnings of enzymatic stress, and I won't tell you one more thing.
01:14:40Good news, congratulations!
01:14:42Thank you
01:14:42Are you happy?
01:14:43Wow, very happy
01:14:44So happy
01:14:46I would like to celebrate the event with...
01:14:49That invitation you extended to me still stands...
01:14:53Naturally, whenever I want
01:14:55Whenever?
01:14:56Clear
01:14:56Tonight?
01:14:58Tonight
01:15:00But tonight, at the Hilton, in uniform...
01:15:04In civilian clothes
01:15:07Tonight
01:15:10Luchila, Luchila, come, come so they can see you
01:15:13So, this is the girl.
01:15:15Nice to meet you
01:15:16Nice to meet you
01:15:17I do, but it's the colonel who's supposed to go.
01:15:20Luchila, room number 200
01:15:23Full service, huh?
01:15:24I know that perfectly well.
01:15:26Very important, now you must go and say hello to Adolorata
01:15:29Adolorata
01:15:30But if the colonel is about to arrive, what should I say to him?
01:15:32Don't worry, I'll take care of the colonel.
01:15:34Thanks, you're a friend.
01:15:41What do you think of this, huh?
01:15:42Very historic
01:15:44Hey Nico, since you're a friend, say hi to Adolorata, okay?
01:15:47Thanks, you're a friend.
01:15:50And you are a Judas.
01:15:55Good evening, gentlemen
01:15:56Would you like a table?
01:15:56For four
01:15:58Colombo, for four
01:16:04American-style pasta
01:16:05How does "al americano" mean "a la romana"?
01:16:08No, no, not the American, the tall one.
01:16:10Okay, sir.
01:16:13After
01:16:16Do you like it a little rustic?
01:16:17Beautiful
01:16:18I am very happy to have you as your own
01:16:22Meanwhile, prepare a few things for us
01:16:24Please
01:16:24This place is extremely expensive.
01:16:25Mister
01:16:28Do you have a particular preference for any wine?
01:16:31Champagne, champagne, naturally!
01:16:33And don't forget what's there
01:16:34No, sir
01:16:41Excuse me, I have to make a call
01:16:47Surprised?
01:16:48Quite
01:16:51Do you dislike it?
01:16:52On the contrary
01:16:53I have come for you
01:16:54For me?
01:16:57Yeah
01:17:00I have reflected on your situation
01:17:04You can't abandon that child
01:17:06It's very small, you understand?
01:17:09You can't leave
01:17:10I'll make sure you get what's coming to you, you total loser.
01:17:12Thank you, Elena
01:17:15Come here, Dad!
01:17:16Come, come with Daddy
01:17:17Oh, oh, excuse me
01:17:19Excuse me a lot
01:17:20Being rude
01:17:22Always give the hotel a lot of personal trust.
01:17:25These days
01:17:26Always being with Gianni
01:17:28Excuse
01:17:29Good night
01:17:30Yes, yes, we've become very good friends.
01:17:32You really disgust me
01:17:35No, wait!
01:17:37Lady
01:17:46Excuse me
01:17:49What do you want?
01:17:50Good night
01:17:51Mr. Gianni Montano, please?
01:17:54He/She is not available at this time.
01:17:55No
01:17:55No
01:17:56No
01:18:00Colonel Farina
01:18:01Yes, but street
01:18:02Street, street
01:18:03But are you Colonel Farina?
01:18:04Farina de Paisano
01:18:05Gianni had to step out for a moment
01:18:07There, there
01:18:07He instructed me to tell you to go to room 829
01:18:11829?
01:18:12Eighth floor
01:18:13Everything is ready for full service
01:18:15Is everything OK?
01:18:17Everything's OK
01:18:19Good luck, Colonel
01:18:21Mr. Farina
01:18:23Do you see it now?
01:18:26Thank you, thank you all
01:18:42Say
01:18:43Miss Dolorata
01:18:45I'm Nicola
01:18:46It's already going up
01:18:46Oh, thank goodness.
01:18:48I'm burning up
01:18:50828
01:18:52And 29
01:18:58May I?
01:18:59Oh
01:18:59Good night
01:19:01Who is it?
01:19:03Excuse me
01:19:04I must have made a mistake
01:19:07Isn't he friends with Gianni?
01:19:10Well, friend, friend, no
01:19:12Close the door
01:19:14Close the door
01:19:15What's happening?
01:19:16Do you know Gianni?
01:19:17Of course, he's my fiancé.
01:19:18His what?
01:19:20My fiancé
01:19:21But before I get married I would like to enjoy my youth
01:19:24Yes, I see.
01:19:26What if we gave him horns?
01:19:29You'll see to me, do what you want
01:19:30Don't go
01:19:31Are you addressing me informally?
01:19:33Yes, you can't command the meat.
01:19:36We'll put the horns on them
01:19:38Both
01:19:40Both?
01:19:41No, no, no
01:19:42You have misunderstood.
01:19:43Still!
01:19:44Shall we start again?
01:19:47Take me
01:19:48Like a tomato without salt?
01:19:50Take all of me
01:19:52All?
01:19:53And who can endure that much?
01:19:55I'll give you just one condition.
01:19:57Don't tell anyone.
01:19:59And who's going to speak?
01:20:00And who's going to speak?
01:20:02I will not dishonor her
01:20:03Stay calm!
01:20:06What a joke
01:20:07The sample
01:20:10Nothing, I'm not getting anywhere.
01:20:13Doctor, please don't be like that
01:20:15I admit that I have behaved badly
01:20:16There were too many stories
01:20:17But I was forced to, you understand?
01:20:19He didn't want to go into the military so he wouldn't lose his job.
01:20:22Helena!
01:20:23I assure you that it is the truth
01:20:24Now I don't care about anything anymore.
01:20:26At the moment
01:20:27For me, only you matter.
01:20:31What is he doing walking around the hallways?
01:20:32Return to your room
01:20:35Yes of course
01:20:36Go back to the room
01:20:36You have the right
01:20:37You are the doctor
01:20:38And I'm nothing more than a miserable recruit.
01:20:40Isn't that right?
01:20:41Yes that's how it is
01:20:42And now go away
01:20:43No, well, that's not how it is.
01:20:44You are a woman
01:20:45And I am a man
01:20:45That he has fallen in love with you
01:20:48Enough, leave me alone
01:20:49Of course, doctor.
01:20:50You like to be in charge, huh?
01:20:51To hold in your hand the fate of four unfortunate souls
01:20:54They don't want to do military service
01:20:55You're closed-minded.
01:20:58Let me go
01:20:59Let me go
01:21:00Let me go right now
01:21:02Yani, stay still
01:21:07Let me go, Yani
01:21:12Come on, let me
01:21:20Let me
01:21:21As?
01:21:23He brings me people unexpectedly
01:21:25I feel like this.
01:21:26They are Americans
01:21:27They don't listen to us.
01:21:28Listen
01:21:29About the gossip they sell
01:21:30They will give us 10%.
01:21:31While on the iron lung
01:21:32They can give us 30%
01:21:33Discount or not
01:21:35Yaco
01:21:36Happens
01:21:38Colonel Farina
01:21:39Let's not miss this bargain!
01:21:40Close the deal
01:21:43Captain Persiquetti
01:21:44Please replace me
01:21:46At your service
01:21:47Landi
01:21:48Lou, please
01:21:49Happens
01:21:50This is our tiny operating room
01:21:53Smaller, more obvious
01:21:55Regarding its installation
01:21:57This is the table
01:21:59This is the lamp
01:22:00Lamp
01:22:01And here's everything for anesthesia.
01:22:04This is the resuscitation room
01:22:07This is our civil doctor
01:22:10And this is a son of a bitch
01:22:13If you'll allow me
01:22:14Right now
01:22:15I'll untie it
01:22:17With permission
01:22:19Argento, stroll
01:22:21Bugle, walk
01:22:45You don't go out
01:22:46The hair
01:22:47The beard
01:22:49The shoes
01:22:50Right
01:22:51head on
01:22:53Várez on the left
01:23:00High
01:23:06High
01:23:11Military
01:23:13Do you know the 500?
01:23:15I know your sister
01:23:15Here, me too.
01:23:18I'm going back
01:23:20Excuse me, military personnel
01:23:21John
01:23:22Álvaro
01:23:23But you didn't get out of doing your military service
01:23:24Hush, hush
01:23:25I thought I was going to solve everything by hooking up with the doctor.
01:23:28And here I am.
01:23:29I also thought I was going to solve everything
01:23:31Not doing military service
01:23:31And here I am too.
01:23:33But you didn't have to go to Sicily to get married
01:23:35Yes, I'm on my honeymoon.
01:23:37That's my lady.
01:23:39Carmela, go out
01:23:40Let me get to know you here
01:23:43My friend Gianni
01:23:44Nice to meet you
01:23:45Nice to meet you
01:23:47Sorry, one minute
01:23:48I'm going to do something.
01:23:49Go on, pee, pee
01:23:55She's very pretty
01:23:56Yeah
01:24:12How are things going with your wife?
01:24:13The first day was hard
01:24:15But then I got used to it
01:24:22The bad thing is that next month
01:24:24He has to go into the military
01:24:26The bad thing is that next month
01:25:19The bad thing is that next month
01:25:26I think next month
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