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Reparto: Jerry Lewis, Joan Blackman, Earl Holliman, Fred Clark, John Williams, Jerome Cowan, Lee Patrick, Ellen Corby, Milton Frome, Joe Turkel, Karl Lukas, Titus Moede
Dirección: Norman Taurog
Sinopsis: Un extraterrestre es enviado a la Tierra para que redacte un informe sobre el comportamiento y las costumbres humanas. Irá a parar a California y sus pesquisas le resultarán soprendentes.
Dirección: Norman Taurog
Sinopsis: Un extraterrestre es enviado a la Tierra para que redacte un informe sobre el comportamiento y las costumbres humanas. Irá a parar a California y sus pesquisas le resultarán soprendentes.
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00:00:08A Martian in California
00:00:57A Martian in California
00:01:11In the remote outer space of the universe, there exists a civilization
00:01:15which, according to our knowledge, is from a galactic system called the Milky Way.
00:01:20Now, this minor galaxy contains in its distant region an insignificant star,
00:01:27known as the Sun, with a pitiful formation of planets.
00:01:33That concludes the lesson on spatial geography.
00:01:37I hope you took your notes.
00:01:39The test will be at the beginning of the century, so...
00:01:44Where is?
00:01:46Okay, tell me, where is Critol?
00:01:49During the break I play football on cloud 9.
00:01:52And by the way, very bad.
00:01:53Oh, but he said he would return immediately, Mr. Dells.
00:01:55It will be better for him.
00:01:57I always wonder...
00:02:00Again?
00:02:01Oh no!
00:02:20It's Critol, without a doubt.
00:02:22The worst pilot in the whole school.
00:02:25Critol?
00:02:25That, and thinking about it.
00:02:39Okay, buddy, come back immediately.
00:02:52It's him.
00:02:53It's him.
00:02:58Okay, young man.
00:03:00I know you're in there.
00:03:01Go outside.
00:03:02And why don't you come in?
00:03:03Because I'm your teacher and I'm telling you to go outside.
00:03:06I didn't want to do anything wrong.
00:03:07I was looking for my ball and I've already found it.
00:03:10My little ball.
00:03:11Oh no, it's over.
00:03:13Young man, let's have a friend-to-friend conversation.
00:03:18Return to your places.
00:03:19Not you.
00:03:21Let's see.
00:03:22You know perfectly well that you are forbidden to visit that disgusting little planetoid in the solar system.
00:03:28Mr. Delton, Earth is not a planetoid.
00:03:30It's a very big planet.
00:03:31It has six continents, five oceans, two moons...
00:03:34A moon?
00:03:34A moon?
00:03:35It's the same.
00:03:36It's my hobby.
00:03:37Yeah.
00:03:38According to my calculations, they are now in a very interesting period down there.
00:03:41The Civil War.
00:03:42Good heavens, sir.
00:03:43Even a foolish man has the right to have a hobby.
00:03:45But not in your case.
00:03:46Remember Mars.
00:03:47It was your last hobby.
00:03:48We shouldn't have allowed you to set foot in that place.
00:03:51Naked, sterile, desolate.
00:03:52No one has ever gone back there.
00:03:54No.
00:03:55If we put in a few casinos, sir...
00:03:57It wouldn't do any good.
00:03:58Thanks to your visit, Mars is a dead planet.
00:04:01You crushed it.
00:04:02Well, I...
00:04:02No, Chris.
00:04:03Now I want you to write the sentence
00:04:05I will not visit Earth ten trillion times.
00:04:09Do it during recess and after class.
00:04:11But, Mr. Delton, I've arranged to go skiing in space with the boys.
00:04:15I already have the boots and I rented the equipment.
00:04:17Ten trillion times.
00:04:21Ten trillion.
00:04:28He said ten trillion or one hundred million times.
00:04:31Well, never mind, I'll talk in a little while.
00:04:38I will not visit Earth.
00:04:45No.
00:04:56If he's gone again, poor guy, he's in for it.
00:05:00That's what awaits him on Earth.
00:05:17It is.
00:05:20He's one of them!
00:05:23It is.
00:05:25It is.
00:05:35Hello, Mr. Mayberry.
00:05:36Hey?
00:05:36I went to pick up my costume for the costume party.
00:05:39What were you wearing?
00:05:40From General Lee, as always.
00:05:41What are you looking at?
00:05:42A flying saucer.
00:05:43Hey?
00:05:44Haven't you seen it?
00:05:45No, sir.
00:05:46It's a real dish, Conrad.
00:05:49See for yourself.
00:05:52Do you see it?
00:05:53Do you see it?
00:05:54Mr. Mayberry, all that's up there are clouds.
00:05:57Hey, give me that!
00:05:59He says that all you can see are clouds.
00:06:01There it is!
00:06:02It keeps going round and round.
00:06:06Leave me alone.
00:06:06You can see him perfectly.
00:06:08Well?
00:06:09I'm watching you.
00:06:10What is your considered opinion, Conrad?
00:06:13Won't he get angry?
00:06:14Of course not.
00:06:16Okay, Mr. Mayberry.
00:06:17My considered opinion is that...
00:06:19...you should go see an eye doctor.
00:06:21He has astigmatism.
00:06:22An ophthalmologist?
00:06:23Well, I have to go to the Speldin's house.
00:06:25I have to deliver these flowers to Helen.
00:06:27Astigmatism.
00:06:28So she can wear them tonight.
00:06:30Well, goodbye.
00:06:35Oh, look, Lord!
00:06:37It's moving like a mule-ula.
00:06:39Ah, George, I'm perfectly aware that you're the vice president in charge of programming...
00:06:44...but I'm not going to shoot my powder into the air.
00:06:46The American public has faith in Roger Poulton-Speldin.
00:06:50And I'm going to expose this whole flying saucer thing...
00:06:53...once and for all on my television show tonight.
00:06:57Viva?
00:06:59Riva, do you want to hang up the phone?
00:07:00Please, I'm speaking to New York.
00:07:02Oh, I'm sorry, Roger!
00:07:04I was calling the Mayberries.
00:07:05I was going to show them how to prepare a martini.
00:07:07Riva, please, I'm talking to George about Crombie.
00:07:11Really?
00:07:12Oh, hi, George!
00:07:14Bye bye!
00:07:17Good evening, Conrad.
00:07:19Good night.
00:07:22Haven't you dressed for the party yet?
00:07:25There's plenty of time, Mrs. Speldin.
00:07:28He is a terrible force.
00:07:29It makes me suffer night and day.
00:07:31Well, try to control that terrible strength because you're ruining my dress.
00:07:35Don't forget you have to dress for the party, Conrad.
00:07:39Let's get married right now.
00:07:40Conrad, as you may have noticed, I am attracted to you, but you don't have a penny.
00:07:48You know I don't believe in money.
00:07:51Helen, no marriage until you've finished your studies and graduated.
00:07:56Perhaps marriage is the only thing it's good for, and having many children.
00:08:01And the first one, to have it in the countryside surrounded by flowers.
00:08:06And an hour later, I was carrying my child strapped to my back.
00:08:09Ellen!
00:08:11If you're going to talk like that, go somewhere where those conversations are appropriate, like a tavern or
00:08:15something similar.
00:08:16Sometimes I wonder if giving you so many vitamins wasn't a mistake.
00:08:19Children are given tons of vitamins.
00:08:21And look at how they behave.
00:08:24I like large families.
00:08:26Me too.
00:08:28Let's begin right now.
00:08:30Contra?
00:08:31We're getting married.
00:08:33We'll go to the lake on weekends.
00:08:39All I'm saying, George, is that it's time for the American people to grow up and stop
00:08:43to be children.
00:08:44How am I?
00:08:47George, I'm not saying all Americans are idiots.
00:08:50I'm referring to the fools who believe that nonsense.
00:08:53I admit it's a bit daring.
00:08:55But after all, that Scarlett...
00:08:58It was a...
00:08:58A riba, for God's sake.
00:09:00Hurry up, we'll be late for the party.
00:09:03What are you breathing?
00:09:05I'm going as Jefferson Davis.
00:09:08That's my final word.
00:09:09My show will air exactly as I recorded it this morning.
00:09:13Bye bye.
00:09:15Censorship.
00:09:17I'm sure he won't like it.
00:09:22What are you doing?
00:09:24He's just giving me a hand, Dad.
00:09:26That's why I say it.
00:09:26Get out of there.
00:09:27The zipper is stuck.
00:09:28A man should not unzip a girl's pants until he is married to her.
00:09:32I'm sure we can trust Conrad.
00:09:34He's a good mechanic.
00:09:35Hey Mr. Spelding, what's your opinion on the report about those zombies?
00:09:39Foolishness.
00:09:39Mr. Mayberry does not believe so.
00:09:40He claims he saw an unidentified flying object heading towards Richmond just a short while ago.
00:09:45Bob Mayberry only saw the Richmond plane heading to Richmond.
00:09:48Mass hysteria, that's what it is.
00:09:50I'm going to talk about all of that tonight to the American public.
00:09:54Could you be wrong?
00:09:55Spacemen, there is no such animal.
00:09:58That's the phrase I'll emphasize in my program.
00:10:00Do you remember that he was wrong about Elvis?
00:10:03He said he was going to join the navy.
00:10:04Why don't you go home and change?
00:10:07Yes sir.
00:10:10I'll be back soon.
00:10:11Has to.
00:10:13Go mechanic.
00:10:16Flying saucers over Richmond.
00:10:18Now I can say it for sure.
00:10:20There is no such animal.
00:10:38Hail!
00:10:50Good night.
00:10:52Could you tell me if I am near a place called...
00:10:57Another one who doesn't like to read.
00:11:20What's wrong, Rax?
00:11:23Riva, when are you going to feed this dog?
00:11:48I think he's trying to tell you something.
00:11:50He's trying to tell me he's hungry.
00:11:53Do you see it?
00:11:53It's not hunger he has.
00:11:55This trick is new.
00:11:57Likely.
00:11:59They're calling.
00:12:01I will go.
00:12:03Riva, it's almost seven o'clock.
00:12:05Do you want to turn on the television?
00:12:07Ah, of course, my love.
00:12:08Do you want to see something that interests you?
00:12:10Naturally.
00:12:11I want to see myself, since nobody else does in this house.
00:12:32What does it say?
00:12:34Good evening, ma'am.
00:12:34My name is Cretan.
00:12:36My respects to General Lee.
00:12:38I would like to see you immediately.
00:12:40General Lee?
00:12:42Oh, he's referring to Bob McBerry.
00:12:44He lives very close to here.
00:12:46I have come to the battle.
00:12:47I don't think there's going to be a battle.
00:12:50Compared to last year...
00:12:52...we'll be out there in a few minutes.
00:12:54Why don't you come with us, Mr. Crater?
00:12:57It's Cretan.
00:12:58Thanks a lot.
00:13:00Have you turned on the television yet?
00:13:02Yes, I just did it.
00:13:05My husband is giving a lecture on television.
00:13:07He's very popular, or so he says.
00:13:09Excellent.
00:13:18Mr. Crater.
00:13:19Yeah?
00:13:21Sit back and watch the program.
00:13:24Oh, television in the year 1861.
00:13:26I thought it had been invented much later.
00:13:29Smoke, if you wish.
00:13:30Thank you.
00:13:42Decent man!
00:13:43It doesn't matter what you're doing.
00:13:46Yes, be decent and reflect, for example.
00:13:48He is a being who likes to think.
00:13:51Yes, I think I like to think.
00:13:52So why don't you think about how bad it is to play?
00:13:55And now it's going to make me think?
00:13:56Naturally.
00:13:57Yes sir.
00:13:58But first, you have to get comfortable.
00:14:04Do you mind if I sit down?
00:14:06Sit down.
00:14:09Thank you.
00:14:10He is very kind.
00:14:11Now you're comfortable.
00:14:13But don't understand it yet!
00:14:15I'm sorry.
00:14:16Look at the filter at the end of your cigarettes.
00:14:19Look inside.
00:14:21A closer look.
00:14:25What do you see?
00:14:26Tobacco?
00:14:27What do you want me to see?
00:14:27Review the work.
00:14:28We'll do a detailed test.
00:14:32By breaking it down?
00:14:34Destroy the cigarette in your hands.
00:14:38So.
00:14:39Now, inhale it.
00:14:41Espérez, I am doing what you told me.
00:14:44Sniff it up!
00:14:45Yes sir.
00:14:46Does it have that fresh, deep aroma?
00:14:49That makes you stop unedited, huh?
00:14:53And you just make me squirm?
00:14:54Then throw that tobacco as far away as possible.
00:14:58And try that.
00:15:04Put it in your hands.
00:15:08Close your eyes and turn it on.
00:15:12Yeah.
00:15:14Turn it on.
00:15:15And enjoy.
00:15:19Understand it and enjoy it.
00:15:20What do you think you are?
00:15:20Am I a fakir?
00:15:22Damn Yankee!
00:15:25It's called Creepton.
00:15:27And why can't he walk?
00:15:29Who the hell is he?
00:15:30A friend of the Mayberries.
00:15:32And a very nice young man.
00:15:37Curse!
00:15:38I'm missing my show.
00:15:43This dog has gone crazy.
00:15:45Come on, get out.
00:15:53For some years now,
00:15:54certain lunatic elements
00:15:56They have been proclaiming the existence
00:15:58of flying saucers.
00:16:00I want to get to the bottom of this issue
00:16:02once and for all.
00:16:03There is no such animal.
00:16:07There is no life.
00:16:08Nor beings on other planets
00:16:09capable of building spaceships.
00:16:12And as an American citizen
00:16:13I can assure you
00:16:14that there is no country in the world,
00:16:16unless it's ours,
00:16:17that has the necessary knowledge
00:16:19to build such a ship.
00:16:22Good.
00:16:23Let me show you some photographs
00:16:24very recent
00:16:25of objects that are supposed to
00:16:26They are spaceships.
00:16:28Are you the president?
00:16:29Jefferson Davis?
00:16:30I can't tell you how happy I am.
00:16:32which I am sure I recognized, sir.
00:16:34Oh, I'm so sorry, sir.
00:16:36Because?
00:16:38Number two.
00:16:39Your left sideburn, sir.
00:16:42Something has happened to him.
00:16:44Silence.
00:16:44Yes, I'm sorry, sir.
00:16:45I try to hear that.
00:16:46I will too, sir.
00:16:48And what do you think?
00:16:51They are all optical illusions.
00:16:54Mass hysteria.
00:16:56That's the spirit, eh, kid?
00:16:57Yes, sir, yes.
00:16:59But he makes many mistakes.
00:17:01Mistakes?
00:17:02Well, I think that's the expression, sir.
00:17:04About the developed fantasy
00:17:05Regarding the topic of...
00:17:07No, "errors" is fairer.
00:17:08He makes a lot of mistakes, huh?
00:17:10There's no need for anyone to be the...
00:17:13nor the slightest need.
00:17:14We'll be back with Roger Poon
00:17:16a Spelding in a few minutes.
00:17:17But first,
00:17:18Have you checked your filter recently?
00:17:22Pume superbo.
00:17:24Superb is the work
00:17:26superiorly mixed
00:17:27and it has...
00:17:28Sir, Mr. President,
00:17:29Don't pay any attention to him.
00:17:30or it will burn from top to bottom.
00:17:32So you don't have to leave him?
00:17:33I'm serious.
00:17:34Lord, I did it
00:17:34and I burned like a human torch.
00:17:36So I make mistakes, you know?
00:17:38No, no, sir.
00:17:39I didn't say you made mistakes.
00:17:40I said that...
00:17:45You are not Jefferson Davis.
00:17:47You are the man
00:17:48from television.
00:17:50Roger Spelman Sputmino.
00:17:51Spelding.
00:17:52I do know who I am.
00:17:54The question is, who are you?
00:17:55No, sir.
00:17:56The question is, where am I?
00:17:57Where is?
00:17:58What I want to know
00:17:59It's what year it is.
00:18:021960?
00:18:031960?
00:18:031960?
00:18:0599 years of error?
00:18:07What year did I think it was?
00:18:091861.
00:18:10I wanted to go to the civil war
00:18:11And something has happened to the machine
00:18:13or to my calculations.
00:18:14One of the two things has failed
00:18:15and has landed
00:18:1699 years after the war.
00:18:19The truth is that I fail a lot.
00:18:20regarding the dates.
00:18:21And I am a pirate
00:18:22With a peg leg, huh?
00:18:23No, no, sir.
00:18:24But if she likes having one...
00:18:31He was very rude, sir.
00:18:33I haven't introduced myself.
00:18:34My name written.
00:18:35I come from the other side.
00:18:36On the other side of where?
00:18:37On the other side of the universe,
00:18:39from another planet.
00:18:39Oh I'm sorry.
00:18:42You see, sir.
00:18:43I can do it for you...
00:18:44Okay, okay.
00:18:45I can recognize a trick right away.
00:18:46Show me the wire
00:18:47or the plastic thread.
00:18:54What is this?
00:18:56I can touch him,
00:18:57But you can't do that to me.
00:18:59Yeah?
00:19:00So they exist.
00:19:02That's what you think,
00:19:04idiot.
00:19:24Mr. Delton.
00:19:26To have a fling?
00:19:28Of course not.
00:19:30So you're back
00:19:31to escape again,
00:19:32Huh, Criton?
00:19:33What's your excuse now?
00:19:34A ball lost in the dirt?
00:19:36No, no, sir.
00:19:38It's not that.
00:19:40I've lost a screw.
00:19:42You lost your screws
00:19:43many years ago.
00:19:45Well, I'll tell you the truth,
00:19:46Mr. Delton.
00:19:47The reason I like it
00:19:48to come is that
00:19:49I love the land
00:19:50and its inhabitants.
00:19:52Listen, sir,
00:19:52Couldn't I study it?
00:19:54Absolutely not.
00:19:55It would be like just another task.
00:19:57Remember that I'm going to present
00:19:58my thesis on the earth.
00:19:59Under no circumstances.
00:20:01Although I thought the best,
00:20:03Perhaps it would be advisable
00:20:04get that idea out of your head
00:20:06with a change.
00:20:07That could be interesting.
00:20:08Do you mean
00:20:09May I stay, sir?
00:20:11Can.
00:20:12But remember, Criton,
00:20:13there is an old proverb
00:20:14that says
00:20:15up is down
00:20:16and down is up.
00:20:17And never both poles
00:20:18must be found.
00:20:19Yes, I remember.
00:20:20I remember it very well, sir.
00:20:21Criton, bear in mind
00:20:22that this visit
00:20:23It must be secret
00:20:24and never mix with them
00:20:26with the people of the land.
00:20:27They are not to be trusted.
00:20:28No, they're not trustworthy, sir.
00:20:29Except for Mr. Speldin,
00:20:30He is a very nice man
00:20:31and he will not speak of me.
00:20:33He won't, will he?
00:20:35Right at this moment
00:20:35He's calling New York.
00:20:37Listen.
00:20:38I don't mind
00:20:39that is in the city.
00:20:40This is very important.
00:20:42I'll sort this out.
00:20:44What can you do, Mr. Dalton?
00:20:46Your friend is going to receive
00:20:47the old 86.
00:20:48Please do not disintegrate it.
00:20:50He is a very nice person.
00:20:51She's going to a party tonight
00:20:52and his wife would not have
00:20:53who to dance with.
00:20:54Why doesn't it apply to you?
00:20:54Just the old 14?
00:20:56Very good, the 14th.
00:20:57You are very kind.
00:21:00This is how I'm going to start
00:21:01my program tomorrow.
00:21:05Okay, talk to him once.
00:21:07I'm having dinner
00:21:07And I can't waste any time.
00:21:09Do you mean to tell me
00:21:10How do you plan to start?
00:21:11your program?
00:21:12Maria had a little sheep.
00:21:15Her skin was so white
00:21:16like snow
00:21:17and anywhere
00:21:19where Maria was going.
00:21:21I don't know,
00:21:21Has it driven you crazy?
00:21:24The little sheep
00:21:25He followed me
00:21:27behind.
00:21:29Spelding,
00:21:30You're drunk.
00:21:31Study those earthlings,
00:21:33But don't mix with them.
00:21:35No, I won't.
00:21:36Don't worry, Mr. Dalton.
00:21:37I'll be a good boy.
00:21:38And thank you very much.
00:21:41Have a good trip.
00:21:42Bye bye.
00:21:58What happened?
00:22:00I was gossiping,
00:22:01So he received the 14th.
00:22:02He could have received the 86.
00:22:04What is 86?
00:22:05Come with me.
00:22:06I'll prove it to him.
00:22:10Good.
00:22:12Look at that plant.
00:22:27That's 86.
00:22:39Will you like it?
00:22:40He's a handsome young man
00:22:41and very nice.
00:22:43Mr. Creton.
00:22:44Yeah.
00:22:44This is my daughter, Ellen.
00:22:46Hello.
00:22:48What is 86?
00:22:50What is 86?
00:22:5124?
00:22:5336.
00:22:54Perfect.
00:22:55That's better.
00:22:56What did you say?
00:22:57I'm referring to the curve.
00:22:59That?
00:23:00I mean to say that curves are beautiful on women.
00:23:03Where I come from, all the girls are straight.
00:23:05Yes, straight lines.
00:23:06But this breaks the monotony a little.
00:23:10I'm sorry.
00:23:10It's true.
00:23:11He is very nice.
00:23:13I was right.
00:23:14He was right.
00:23:15He was right.
00:23:16Oh, good night, Ellen.
00:23:17Riva.
00:23:18News from the flying saucer observation post.
00:23:21It's confirmed, Roger.
00:23:22I saw it with my own eyes.
00:23:24Performing maneuvers in the sky.
00:23:26A bunch of machine guns were popping up from its sides.
00:23:28Below they carried a frame full of bombs.
00:23:30And a tremendous cannon protruded from the top, pointing towards the earth.
00:23:33Oh, oh.
00:23:35How are you?
00:23:35Well, I know.
00:23:36Do we know each other?
00:23:38No, unless I've ever been on X-47.
00:23:41Well.
00:23:42Who is Mr. Mayberry, our host, at tonight's party?
00:23:46Beautiful costume.
00:23:47The suit is perfect.
00:23:48The wrong century.
00:23:52Oh, listen to this, Roger.
00:23:53Listen to this.
00:23:54At 6 PM this afternoon, an unidentified flying object was seen flying over its motto.
00:23:58No!
00:23:58You shouldn't read these things to Roger.
00:24:01Remember their motto.
00:24:02There is no such animal.
00:24:03What kind of animal are you referring to, Mom?
00:24:06To extraterrestrials?
00:24:08Those little hats with green antennae on their heads.
00:24:12Excuse me, but the small green antennae have been replaced by small red tails.
00:24:17Small red tails.
00:24:20Small red tails.
00:24:22Small red tails.
00:24:24Now that's the way forward.
00:24:28Oh, no.
00:24:30Yes, yes, it's true.
00:24:31He put his finger on the yaja.
00:24:33I mean, I'm not personally interested.
00:24:35But it's best to set the record straight.
00:24:37You know, if the yard is dirty, the house is dirty.
00:24:48Do you know what's going on, Roger?
00:24:51Tell us.
00:24:53Can't.
00:24:54I need to be careful with 86.
00:24:57'86?
00:24:58Look what happened to the azalea plant.
00:25:01It has been marked.
00:25:02It has disintegrated.
00:25:05Let me tell them, please.
00:25:08Well, since I'm going to be your host at your house for a while, I suppose I should tell you.
00:25:12But remember, it'll be our little secret.
00:25:16I'll see.
00:25:16I come from another world.
00:25:18Otherworldly?
00:25:19Planet.
00:25:20It's true.
00:25:21Jupiter?
00:25:22Jupiter?
00:25:23No, nobody lives on Jupiter.
00:25:25At least as far as I know.
00:25:27Why has he come to Earth?
00:25:29I suppose it was a trip for pleasure and study.
00:25:33A visit to a small planet I didn't know existed, eight million light-years away.
00:25:37Eight million?
00:25:39Poor boy.
00:25:41He must be exhausted and will want to rest.
00:25:44The truth is that I feel a little tired.
00:25:47A good night's rest will leave you feeling like new, and I'll prepare your room.
00:25:51Thank you very much.
00:26:13Hello everyone.
00:26:16Hello, Conrad.
00:26:17What is he wearing?
00:26:18From space man.
00:26:20I would have believed that ten minutes ago.
00:26:22What? Do I look good?
00:26:24Excuse me, please.
00:26:26What is it?
00:26:27Would you mind if I analyzed it?
00:26:29Forward.
00:26:31Thank you.
00:26:34He was just tired of attending that party every year dressed as Robin Hood.
00:26:39This year I have become a space man.
00:26:41Chocolate!
00:26:43I'd like to see your bonbon.
00:26:45Can?
00:26:46Clear.
00:26:49Mr. Spending, who are you?
00:26:51You're an idiot.
00:26:53That's a space man.
00:26:55A space man?
00:26:57How funny!
00:26:59I beg you to sit down and be quiet, please.
00:27:09Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Spending.
00:27:13Take this thing off me immediately.
00:27:17Take it off!
00:27:18Yes, yes, yes, I will.
00:27:20Wait a second.
00:27:27I'm sorry, Mr. Spending.
00:27:28I think I aimed a little too high.
00:27:31Lower your hand and calm down.
00:27:33Be completely still.
00:27:40That's it.
00:27:49Do you see it, Mr. Spending?
00:27:50I can, but you can't.
00:27:56Are you saying we're looking at a real-life spaceman?
00:28:00Everything's sorted, Mr. Spending.
00:28:01I hope I haven't bothered you.
00:28:03He is ready.
00:28:03No, thank you, Mr. Spending.
00:28:05I hope I haven't made her work too hard.
00:28:07They found Mr. Spending's clothes in the closet.
00:28:09You can use them freely.
00:28:11My clothes?
00:28:11It might be radioactive.
00:28:13Don't worry.
00:28:14I was thrown against reactivity.
00:28:16Well, have lots of fun.
00:28:18I'm going to bed.
00:28:19Good night.
00:28:20Forget your luggage, Cristina.
00:28:22That's right, thank you.
00:28:23Here's your bonbon.
00:28:30Where are you going?
00:28:32I must do my duty.
00:28:33I'm going to inform the state militia.
00:28:35I wouldn't do it.
00:28:36He wants it to be a secret.
00:28:37Secret?
00:28:39Oh, of course!
00:28:41You can trust me, Roger.
00:28:43I won't tell anyone.
00:28:48Conrad?
00:28:49I won't tell anyone either, I promise.
00:28:50Of course you won't.
00:28:52Do you think I'm going to let a loudmouth like you ruin me in a single night?
00:28:55You will sleep here.
00:28:58In my room.
00:29:00I'm sorry, Mr. Spending, but it's not possible.
00:29:04I can't leave poor little Mirtel alone all night.
00:29:07Myrtel?
00:29:07It's your goat, Dad.
00:29:08Do you remember?
00:29:09He hasn't been feeling very well lately.
00:29:11I find her a little sad.
00:29:12She's had this implant for a couple of days now.
00:29:14You can also take care of her here.
00:29:16You can bring it to our shed.
00:29:18There is air conditioning.
00:29:19Get out!
00:29:19Yes sir.
00:29:20I'll bring it.
00:29:24Dad, what about the party?
00:29:25Nobody is going to any costume party.
00:29:28I'm having a lot of fun.
00:29:31Good night, good night.
00:29:32Mare, Mare.
00:29:33Please divulge it.
00:29:35Come on, let's go to another room.
00:29:37Quickly, quickly.
00:29:38Okay, everyone go to the other room, please.
00:29:41Have fun, friends.
00:29:42I'll be with you in a moment.
00:29:44Have fun.
00:29:46Quick, what does this mean?
00:29:47Mother, please don't ask questions.
00:29:49It's the biggest thing that's ever happened in Manazas or in the whole country.
00:29:52Captain Jackson.
00:29:53Mayberry de Manazas.
00:29:54Listen to me.
00:29:55This is top, top secret.
00:29:58Listen to me, 7:45 tonight matters.
00:30:00Maria has a little white sheep.
00:30:03You shouldn't do that, Mr. Mayberry.
00:30:15Hello, Rapido.
00:30:16Happens.
00:30:17Come on.
00:30:22That's no reason why you and I can't be good friends.
00:30:25Quick, what are you thinking?
00:30:27Go on, tell me.
00:30:29Oh, I almost forgot.
00:30:34I can't believe it, there is no such animal.
00:30:37You have spent too much time with your master.
00:30:39I am a normal person.
00:30:41Quick, where do you sleep at night?
00:30:43In a damn box on the back porch.
00:30:46They think I'm watching, but I'm not.
00:30:49I am a coward.
00:30:51Me too.
00:30:54Quick, I have an idea.
00:30:56Why don't you stay and sleep with me tonight?
00:30:58With you?
00:30:59Sure, why not?
00:31:27Quick, keep the bed.
00:31:29That.
00:31:35And he says it's normal.
00:31:43Good morning.
00:31:45Good morning, Celeste.
00:31:47It's very beautiful this morning.
00:31:49What did you think?
00:31:50I'm referring to his first day on Earth.
00:31:52Ah, that's it.
00:31:53Everything is very nice, I like it a lot, but it's not exactly how I thought it would be.
00:31:58How did he imagine it?
00:31:59I'm a little disappointed, like I missed the Civil War, and Gettysburg, and Silo, and Vanessa.
00:32:07Do you insist on talking about the past? Do you belong to the future?
00:32:09Yeah!
00:32:11I can visit them at any point in their history.
00:32:15Time is like a trapezoid.
00:32:17Do you know what that means?
00:32:19I'm afraid I don't know.
00:32:20Don't you know what a trapezoid is?
00:32:24Well, I don't know either.
00:32:26That's the bad thing about school.
00:32:27They make you learn things by heart that you never use later.
00:32:50Criticize me, criticize me for what space is like.
00:32:52Oh, it's very pretty.
00:32:54There are truly wonderful things.
00:32:57Difficulties.
00:32:58Difficulties?
00:32:59His dad is waiting for a phone call from George Abercrombie in New York.
00:33:03And he's worried.
00:33:04Does that mean he can know what you're thinking?
00:33:08Would you like to hear from him?
00:33:12George Abercrombie from New York, a top executive.
00:33:15Do you think he has a brain?
00:33:17But do you know what I think of you?
00:33:19Your brain is not in your head.
00:33:20You have it in the...
00:33:22We must be very careful with our thoughts.
00:33:25For example, the ones you have now.
00:33:28I'm not thinking about anything.
00:33:30Only at Conrad.
00:33:32It isn't true?
00:33:34Poor Conrad.
00:33:36Sleeping with Dad.
00:33:38If Dad knew what I was planning to do this weekend at the lake,
00:33:43I would strangle him in my sleep.
00:33:45And I'm scared.
00:33:46No no.
00:33:47I'm excited.
00:33:48I'm looking forward to it happening.
00:33:50Criticize me from within.
00:33:52Criticize what goes on in my mind.
00:33:56Critic!
00:33:57Enough is enough!
00:33:58Helen.
00:33:59Helen, wait a moment.
00:34:00I didn't mean to embarrass her.
00:34:02Now I know.
00:34:04Criton, this whole business is so unpleasant.
00:34:06Well, let's clear that up!
00:34:07First, what does Conrad think about his father?
00:34:09We tell myself that Conrad doesn't like it very much.
00:34:11And what does his father think about Conrad?
00:34:13I despise myself.
00:34:14Well, the first thing to do is change the arrangements that have been made for sleeping,
00:34:17because last night they were not at all satisfactory.
00:34:19There are three bedrooms.
00:34:20I'm in one.
00:34:21Let's put Mr. and Mrs. Stelding in mine.
00:34:24OK?
00:34:25And you and Conrad?
00:34:26Yes, this is going to turn out very well, Helen.
00:34:28You and Conrad will be staying in the bedroom of...
00:34:31But Conrad and I are not married.
00:34:35I didn't mean to offend you, Helen.
00:34:36You have to understand that.
00:34:37On my planet we never get tangled up with each other.
00:34:41Do they never get tangled?
00:34:43No, not for a long time now.
00:34:46Well, if they ensnare us, what means do they use to multiply?
00:34:53Multiply what?
00:34:54How do they have babies with each other?
00:34:56We don't have any.
00:34:57I don't understand.
00:34:58I'll explain it to you.
00:35:00We have ourselves, and that's forever.
00:35:04Do you understand now?
00:35:06Do you understand?
00:35:07So it never gets tangled.
00:35:09No never.
00:35:10It is a lost art.
00:35:12I must admit that we forgot it too quickly.
00:35:14But I would like to be allowed to observe the next time you and Conrad balance your antennas.
00:35:21Let's balance the antennas?
00:35:22Sorry, that's what they call it on Venus, but I think you call it down here.
00:35:27Quick launch.
00:35:28Will I be able to watch it?
00:35:32Okay, Helen, what did I say that was wrong?
00:35:34I beg you to stop speaking that way.
00:35:36I know you're from another planet.
00:35:39And we give too much importance to all of that.
00:35:41It's a very delicate subject to discuss.
00:35:44We only talk about it when we have a lot of trust in each other.
00:35:46Good morning, Conrad.
00:35:48Did you sleep well?
00:35:49I haven't slept all night.
00:35:52Helen, your father grinds his teeth.
00:35:55It's horrible.
00:35:59Who has been reading my thoughts?
00:36:01Hey?
00:36:02I know all about the weekend at the lake.
00:36:05How obtillion!
00:36:06Yes, what do you think?
00:36:09How did he guess?
00:36:10Very easily.
00:36:11I was thinking about you.
00:36:12And Stilito read my thoughts.
00:36:14You can probably guess what I'm thinking right now.
00:36:18That's how earthlings do it, right?
00:36:20Very interesting, very interesting indeed.
00:36:23Good.
00:36:23I think I understood everything perfectly.
00:36:25Except for one small detail.
00:36:27A small detail that I'm not entirely sure about.
00:36:29Which of the two has the child?
00:36:31It is Christ!
00:36:32Okay, I'll go get the car.
00:36:33We'll be late for class.
00:36:35Oh, wait a minute.
00:36:36First I have to go to the shed and give Mirtel his breakfast.
00:36:41She really likes popcorn.
00:36:45I'll pick you up in a minute, Stilito.
00:36:50Popcorn?
00:36:52This doesn't look very nutritious.
00:36:55I have a feeling that Conrad loves this goat more than he loves me.
00:36:59What a weekend!
00:37:01I can already picture her cute little body in her swimsuit.
00:37:12It seems he loves you more.
00:37:14Nobody has ever whistled at a goat in a swimsuit.
00:37:17Except for another goat, I suppose.
00:37:20Oh, here it is!
00:37:22If you're not too busy, Mr. Clinton, my husband would like to speak with you.
00:37:27Delighted.
00:37:29What are you doing, my daughter?
00:37:30From Conrad's goat, in a swimsuit.
00:37:34Did he buy her a swimsuit?
00:37:36You didn't know that I knew anything.
00:37:43Why don't I hang a red light on that thing?
00:37:45It's a danger to the nose!
00:37:48Good morning, guys.
00:37:50Good morning.
00:37:51I need your advice.
00:37:53I just spoke with New York.
00:37:54I know.
00:37:55He has spoken with Joseph L. Crombie.
00:37:56He's coming this way.
00:37:57He will arrive on the eleven o'clock plane.
00:37:59How can that be?
00:38:00Ah, you read my thoughts.
00:38:03And you're very worried, aren't you?
00:38:05Of course I'm worried.
00:38:07That guy is my boss.
00:38:09He fires, he hires, and he does it all day long.
00:38:16Why did I do this?
00:38:17I never drink before breakfast.
00:38:20Drinking, what has he been drinking?
00:38:21Bourbon.
00:38:23Bourbon, can I try it?
00:38:24He's too young for that, my friend.
00:38:26Fuck?
00:38:26Look at my driver's license.
00:38:28I'm already twenty-one.
00:38:30Twenty-one million light-years.
00:38:32Yes, the candles on my last birthday cake burned it.
00:38:35Since I had so many...
00:38:37You should be careful with an empty stomach.
00:38:39It might make you feel unwell.
00:38:41Well, maybe it'll be fun.
00:38:44Mr. Dalton, did you go ahead and let him try that thing?
00:38:46Of course.
00:38:47Perhaps it's a good lesson.
00:38:49It might make him feel so bad that he'll come home.
00:38:51Okay, okay.
00:39:15I feel like I'm upside down.
00:39:27Thanks a lot.
00:39:31Well, they can talk later.
00:39:33It's time for breakfast.
00:39:34Elin and Conran are going to take Mr. Clinton to the city.
00:39:36Do I like my bacon well cooked, Mr. Clinton?
00:39:39The way he's done it is fine.
00:39:42Hey, you shouldn't be up here.
00:39:43It's going to leave you without a neck and without your entire chest.
00:39:45By the way, you can fry my eggs in a flying pan.
00:39:51It's not my specialty.
00:39:55Now I know what's floating around.
00:39:58Let's have another drink, shall we?
00:40:21I'm starting to understand how things work here on Earth.
00:40:23When he tickles her ear, her engine starts up, doesn't it?
00:40:26When Conran tickles my ear, I feel completely unresponsive.
00:40:30Are none of the engines working?
00:40:31I should try it sometime.
00:40:33Love is wonderful.
00:40:36We made all those diseases disappear a long time ago.
00:40:39Scarlet fever, the paceras, the flu, anxiety and finally the great killer, passion.
00:40:46Did they kill the passion?
00:40:47We feel nothing, we seem like machines.
00:40:49Inside we're like cold spaghetti.
00:40:52It will be incredibly boring.
00:40:53Yes, maybe that's the case.
00:40:56Go on, Conran, don't worry about me.
00:41:01Sorry, I was studying.
00:41:11We're running out of time, we're going to be late.
00:41:33Crito, that wasn't done.
00:41:34How did he do it?
00:41:36I simply left it floating in the air.
00:41:37The next police officer is yours.
00:41:39Could I do that?
00:41:40Sure, it's a lot of fun.
00:41:43Yes, it is.
00:41:49What is it to me?
00:41:50Is she my guest?
00:41:51No.
00:41:51What needs to be done?
00:41:53Just focus all your thoughts on the police officer.
00:41:55Him, please.
00:41:56Shut up and watch.
00:42:01No problem.
00:42:03He hasn't concentrated deeply.
00:42:05Focus.
00:42:07Lift the police officer.
00:42:09Now, up.
00:42:16Conran, I've done it.
00:42:17How high!
00:42:18She's been wonderful, Ellen.
00:42:20Tomorrow I'll teach him how to build buildings.
00:42:22Are you happy?
00:42:23Yeah.
00:42:24Who gave him permission to kiss my girlfriend?
00:42:26I didn't mean to bother you, Conrad.
00:42:30Besides, inside I'm like cold spaghetti, remember?
00:42:32No cold spaghetti.
00:42:33He was looking at her like a lovesick puppy.
00:42:40Look at the funny thing, here it comes.
00:42:42We'll end up in jail.
00:42:44That can't be.
00:42:45It could ruin our day.
00:42:47I'll fix it.
00:42:48I'll apply the figure eight to calm him down properly.
00:43:02Do you think he'll be able to get home on his own?
00:43:04I found the way to the land, didn't I?
00:43:06This should be very easy.
00:43:08The difficult thing is getting out of a traffic jam.
00:43:10Well, thanks for the car, Conrad.
00:43:13I will be very careful.
00:43:15See you later.
00:43:40The circulation is getting worse every day, isn't it, buddy?
00:43:43It won't be that long.
00:43:44Follow me!
00:44:02News flash.
00:44:04The most surprising event in Virginia's history has just occurred in Manassas.
00:44:07At 9:37 this morning, he came to disturb the peace of Riz.
00:44:13Maria had a little sheep and its skin was whiter than snow.
00:44:19And wherever Mary went, the little sheep followed her.
00:44:28Hello, Clementine.
00:44:38Oh, beautiful!
00:44:40How are you?
00:44:43What's wrong?
00:44:44Every day the same story.
00:44:47I don't know what to do.
00:44:48I'm fed up with that damn time.
00:44:51Here comes the terror of Manassas.
00:44:56Hey, neighbors should get along.
00:44:58Greet the lady respectfully.
00:45:00I absolutely refuse.
00:45:04And on top of that, he calls her "ma'am."
00:45:06What do you think?
00:45:08Come on, stop with the nonsense.
00:45:09I'm not leaving here until you kiss and become friends.
00:45:12I will not kiss them.
00:45:14But the man can, right?
00:45:20Well, it seems it wasn't so terrible after all.
00:45:24Women, they all like to see themselves stealing.
00:45:35Mrs. Stelvie.
00:45:37What am I listening to?
00:45:38Why is Mr. Abercrombie giving my husband a leaf I wanted?
00:45:42I don't like to know, Cromie.
00:45:44The problem is that my husband is going to lose his job.
00:45:46Don't worry, I'll take care of it.
00:45:49You've made too many mistakes.
00:45:54George, what are you saying?
00:45:55I'm saying that from the point of view of an advocate for good information,
00:45:59You, Stelvie, are one of the worst in the world.
00:46:02Your flag is lowered and your ship is sinking.
00:46:05But I'm the captain.
00:46:07Not for long.
00:46:08You're sinking very fast.
00:46:11Who is the man?
00:46:12Criton?
00:46:13Ah, he's a good friend of mine.
00:46:15Last night around seven o'clock he showed up.
00:46:17Maria had one ear as white as snow.
00:46:20Spelding, would you like me to give you a pacifier?
00:46:23I don't know.
00:46:24I don't know what's happening to me.
00:46:26Okay, Cromie.
00:46:29I've been wanting to meet him for a long time.
00:46:30You are the best sailor since the ship started climbing the totem pillar.
00:46:35But what is it, man?
00:46:36I say you're the talk of the New York Stock Exchange.
00:46:41Well, he's not exaggerating a little.
00:46:43Not even a little bit like that.
00:46:45What do you say about the trick he played on B, B, D, D, J, J, I, W, V?
00:46:50The daughter was stabbed in the back without even needing a knife.
00:46:54It was a big job.
00:46:59Nobody knew anything about B, D, J, J, I, W, V.
00:47:01Not even W, as he has found out.
00:47:03Don't tell me anything.
00:47:04Was it my wife?
00:47:05No?
00:47:06Eloís.
00:47:07Yeah?
00:47:08Nobody knew.
00:47:09Not even his wife.
00:47:11Are you sure?
00:47:12I'm sure.
00:47:12He's safe.
00:47:13Good.
00:47:15Good.
00:47:15You see, when a man has a wife like mine and an Eloís like Eloís,
00:47:20Well, you have to be very careful not to end up in the hospital.
00:47:23May I?
00:47:23I'll look for more time.
00:47:24Yeah.
00:47:26It makes me feel foolish.
00:47:27I'm going to lose my job.
00:47:29I have to undo my back.
00:47:31I am lost.
00:47:32No, it isn't.
00:47:34Ah, speldo.
00:47:36I suggest you think about that matter calmly.
00:47:39As for B, D, D, J, J, I, W, V, and Eloís, it will be strictly a secret from us.
00:47:47Clear.
00:47:47I won't say a word.
00:47:49No, not while Mr. Spelding is still in his job.
00:47:51I see.
00:47:52Blackmail.
00:47:53Blackmail is not a bad thing.
00:47:54I use it.
00:47:55Yes, almost every day.
00:47:59He has a bright future in the field of advertising, young man.
00:48:03Bye bye.
00:48:04Bye bye.
00:48:06Goodbye, George.
00:48:07Oh, goodbye, Riva.
00:48:08Many fond memories for your lovely wife.
00:48:10I will do that.
00:48:11Yes of course.
00:48:15Thank you, young man.
00:48:16The leatherworker saved me.
00:48:18I don't like that type.
00:48:19Everything went well.
00:48:20Yes, good, very good.
00:48:21Thanks to our dear friend.
00:48:23He set George straight.
00:48:25I'm glad I was helpful.
00:48:29What a wonderful son-in-law that young man would be.
00:48:31Do you think it's better than Conrad?
00:48:34Naturally.
00:48:35How awful.
00:48:37Having Spoonix for grandchildren.
00:48:39Furthermore, parents should not intervene.
00:48:41If the children had done it, I wouldn't be Roger Spoonix's wife.
00:48:44It is fertile.
00:48:45Yeah.
00:48:52Conrad, do you know what I'd like to do tonight?
00:48:55Get married?
00:48:56No, you idiot.
00:48:57We should take Crisdon to the Hungry Brain.
00:48:59What does he/she like?
00:49:00I won't like it if we go with him.
00:49:03Are you jealous?
00:49:05I can't help it.
00:49:06Let's stop by tonight.
00:49:08It just can't be.
00:49:09Dad would be furious.
00:49:11If we continue like this, we'll have our wedding when we're both old folks.
00:49:16Honey, I can't marry you.
00:49:18You're very affectionate, but maybe what I really need is someone to pull me by the...
00:49:26hairs.
00:49:31Ah, they've already started.
00:49:32Good.
00:49:33Don't worry about me.
00:49:35I won't make any noise.
00:49:37I'll take my notes.
00:49:37You may continue.
00:49:39Crisdon, listen.
00:49:40We already talked about this this morning.
00:49:42It's not discreet to spy on people.
00:49:44That's right, my friend.
00:49:46I'm sorry, I didn't mean to bother you.
00:49:47Crisdon, Conrad and I have decided to take him somewhere tonight.
00:49:51You've decided.
00:49:52We decided it together.
00:49:53No, you did it.
00:49:55We both did it.
00:49:56Well, count me out.
00:49:57Well, Crisdon and I will go.
00:49:58I warn you that I will not allow my girlfriend to go out with a stranger.
00:50:02What are you saying?
00:50:03He's not a stranger.
00:50:04Yes, it isn't.
00:50:05I am Napoleon.
00:50:10Crisdon, you and I will go to the Hungry Brain together tonight.
00:50:14Oh, wonderful!
00:50:16What's that?
00:50:17It's our favorite meeting place.
00:50:19Something out of this world.
00:50:21Out of this world?
00:50:21I'll tell you properly.
00:50:23Women!
00:50:26Women!
00:50:51We've arrived.
00:50:52To the moon?
00:50:54To the moon?
00:50:55No, Helen!
00:50:56To the Hungry Brain!
00:50:57Come on.
00:50:59What's wrong with him?
00:51:00Is she pale?
00:51:01Am I driving too fast?
00:51:02No.
00:51:03The thing is, I had never crossed the river without using the bridge.
00:51:07Don't you know what bridges are for?
00:51:09Yeah.
00:51:10They provide shade for the fish.
00:51:11What's wrong with him?
00:51:17Mr. Brain.
00:51:19Thank you.
00:51:26Come on.
00:51:28Look at this marvel.
00:51:31I've never seen anything like it in my life.
00:51:48The gr��os.
00:52:08Look at this marvel.
00:52:25Wow, who is that guy?
00:52:29I don't know, doll, but it's very elegant.
00:52:32Welcome among us, brother.
00:52:35Thank you.
00:52:36Hey, tell me something.
00:52:37That suit you're wearing looks otherworldly.
00:52:39Who sews for you? Where do you buy the fabric?
00:52:42Sewing? Fabric?
00:52:43Yes, yes. Who is your tailor? Please give me his address.
00:52:46My tailor! Well, do you know where the Milky Way is?
00:52:49Yeah.
00:52:51The Milky Way?
00:52:52Yes, the Milky Way, understood from sepulcher.
00:52:55You see, you turn the second nebula around.
00:52:57There lies the third planet, in a rich cluster of stars.
00:53:01Ask for Mr. Milo and tell him I sent you.
00:53:04Friend, I like the way you speak.
00:53:06Are you enlightened?
00:53:07Tell him, brother, please, what floor do you work on when you come down from the cloud?
00:53:12We don't use apartments.
00:53:14Don't you use apartments?
00:53:16No, we only use fog.
00:53:18It is much softer and easier to clean.
00:53:21They're a bit strange, aren't they?
00:53:24Yes, they are.
00:53:26I'm curious to know one thing.
00:53:28Tell me, what kind are they: animals, plants, or minerals?
00:53:30They're people, you idiot.
00:53:34Friend, we're trying to figure it out...
00:53:38...whether you were planted here or came in a flash of light.
00:53:41Do you want to know where it comes from?
00:53:44It's best if I don't say it.
00:53:46Oh, no, no, I don't care.
00:53:47I'm sure they won't say anything.
00:53:50I'm sorry.
00:53:51I come from X-47.
00:53:53I live very close to the tailor I just told you about.
00:53:55Past the Milky Way.
00:53:56Says?
00:53:58Past the Milky Way.
00:53:59Pass.
00:54:01Oh my god, this guy is going to drive me crazy.
00:54:03Guys, get some rest.
00:54:15Hey, I've been watching him since the music crash.
00:54:18Really?
00:54:18Yes, and we consider him qualified.
00:54:21Would you like to join our group?
00:54:23Oh, thank you, but I'm not a good musician.
00:54:25Although I would like to play that.
00:54:27The hides?
00:54:28Leather?
00:54:29The bongos, man.
00:54:31Oh, yes, the bongos, yes.
00:54:33Well, you can do it.
00:54:38Come to the chosco with everyone.
00:54:40Well, if you don't mind, I prefer to play them from here.
00:54:47Do you want to touch that from here?
00:54:50Yeah.
00:55:05Well, if you don't mind, I prefer to play them from here.
00:55:06Well, if you don't mind, I prefer to play them from here.
00:55:08Well, if you don't mind, I prefer to play them from here.
00:55:10Well, if you don't mind, I prefer to play them from here.
00:55:10Well, if you don't mind, I prefer to play them from here.
00:55:11Well, if you don't mind, I prefer to play them from here.
00:55:11Well, if you don't mind, I prefer to play them from here.
00:55:13Well, if you don't mind, I prefer to play them from here.
00:55:15Well, if you don't mind, I prefer to play them from here.
00:55:17Well, if you don't mind, I prefer to play them from here.
00:55:19Well, if you don't mind, I prefer to play them from here.
00:55:23Well, if you don't mind, I prefer to play them from here.
00:55:46How did you do it?
00:55:49Well, it's very simple.
00:55:51You can also be made to sing.
00:55:53Yeah?
00:55:54Yeah?
00:55:54Yeah?
00:55:54Yeah?
00:55:55Yeah?
00:55:55Yeah?
00:56:10I'll translate it so you understand.
00:56:13It's a very sad story.
00:56:14It's about a poor girl who falls in love with a despicable guy who cheats on her.
00:56:48How sad, Mom?
00:56:50How sad, Mom?
00:56:50How sad, Mom?
00:56:55capa-du-puripa-buya-sul, ya!
00:56:57Little booboo, ya!
00:56:58Uyuh!
00:56:58Sublie-yuh!
00:56:59Cuku!
00:57:01Cuku!
00:57:02Cuckoo!
00:57:03Cuckoo!
00:57:04No-n-n!
00:57:05I-duh-bi!
00:57:06Ooh!
00:57:12Duh, d-uh-di!
00:57:13Video, gone!
00:57:14Oh!
00:57:15Video, oh!
00:57:17Mother!
00:57:20Aah!
00:57:21Oh!
00:57:24I'm fine now.
00:57:26It's a beautiful song.
00:57:27It's a shame she didn't sing the best part.
00:57:30Which side are you talking about?
00:57:32From the side!
00:57:34To incrupate!
00:57:35And he tells you!
00:57:37And he tells you!
00:57:39I scream, don't cry, let's go.
00:57:41And my greatest sorrow is when you...
00:57:50Can I have your friend for a moment?
00:57:54Life is short, brother.
00:57:56You have to experience it.
00:57:58I'm sorry, but I'm with her.
00:58:00No, sir.
00:58:01You are with me.
00:58:08Wait!
00:58:10Come this way.
00:58:12Oh!
00:58:17Look carefully at my mother.
00:58:21No, but not that close.
00:58:25Looking at it helps me relax.
00:58:27Should I back down?
00:58:28Yeah.
00:58:32That's it! Great rhythm!
00:58:35Crazy!
00:58:45Crazy!
00:58:47Wait!
00:59:02Breast!
00:59:02Let's go!
00:59:03Let's go!
00:59:07Let's go!
00:59:37Thank you!
01:00:06Thank you!
01:00:19Thank you!
01:00:42Thank you!
01:00:43Thank you!
01:00:54Thank you!
01:00:56Thank you!
01:00:59Thank you!
01:01:00Thank you!
01:01:00If Mr. Delton could see me...
01:01:03I can see you, young man, I can see you very well.
01:01:28Crison, do you want to get down from there?
01:01:39I'm sorry, Ellen. I think Mr. Deltan has seen more than he realized.
01:01:50What are those cars doing there?
01:01:53It's where all the couples come.
01:01:55Where you live, is there no place for lovers?
01:01:57Oh no. We gave that up a long time ago, and playing Brisca too.
01:02:02Wouldn't you like us to stop a void?
01:02:06Yes, it could be interesting.
01:02:27I find this very boring. They don't even talk to each other.
01:02:31The reason for not talking to her is that they are kissing.
01:02:35Look at that beautiful moon.
01:02:37Does the moon mean nothing to you?
01:02:39Of course. I've bought fuel there many times.
01:02:42The moon, Crison, is very romantic.
01:02:46That boy and that girl are kissing.
01:02:49It's because of the moon.
01:02:52For the moon?
01:02:54Is kissing fun?
01:02:56Why doesn't he try it and say so?
01:02:59That's a splendid idea. I'll go and ask him.
01:03:01Crison, there is no need for you to make such a long journey.
01:03:04Try it.
01:03:06I think I'll experience it.
01:03:14It might not be very hygienic, but it must be fun.
01:03:16I will let go of my old barrier.
01:03:32I liked it.
01:03:35Great.
01:03:36I'm going to experiment again.
01:03:38That's what he believes.
01:03:45You haven't felt any vibration.
01:03:48No, on the contrary.
01:03:49I felt like a cramp in my third vertebra.
01:03:51Let's do another test.
01:03:56Electric shock.
01:03:57Another cramp?
01:03:58Something else, as if something broke.
01:04:07I melted it.
01:04:09I melted it, Ellen.
01:04:11I'm in love.
01:04:13Exactly as he had dispelled it.
01:04:15Becoming an Earthling.
01:04:16Well, what a wonderful thought.
01:04:18He brought it on himself.
01:04:20If he likes the game, he should stick to the rules.
01:04:22Marry me.
01:04:26But what is that?
01:04:28I will have burned through a potential one.
01:04:45Why not?
01:04:53Elene.
01:04:54It was all my fault.
01:04:55I never gave myself time and he kissed me.
01:04:58You don't need to worry.
01:04:59I know what I have to do.
01:05:01Go to your father and ask him to give me your hand in marriage.
01:05:03The hand.
01:05:06Marry you?
01:05:07Criton, do you realize what you're saying?
01:05:10Of course I notice, Ellen.
01:05:12You've always thought I was stupid.
01:05:14What? Are you coming with me?
01:05:16No. I'll go get a glass of warm milk.
01:05:19Or cold milk.
01:05:20Or whatever.
01:05:22See you tomorrow, Criton.
01:05:23Are you happy, Ellen?
01:05:24She's not exactly happy. It's like she's...
01:05:27Don't tell me.
01:05:28Me too.
01:05:29I feel like I'm floating in the air.
01:05:35I've already heard that space intriguer.
01:05:37You're not going to marry him, are you?
01:05:39Or is it?
01:05:40Of course not.
01:05:42I just don't want to hurt their feelings.
01:05:45And what about mine? I'm human too.
01:05:47Well, I am, but everyone knows what he is.
01:05:50It's the same.
01:05:51Whatever it is, Criton is gentle, kind, and benevolent.
01:05:55Conrad, what am I going to do now?
01:05:57You're going to marry me.
01:05:59We'll play tonight.
01:06:00Conrad.
01:06:01As soon as I finish this sandwich.
01:06:24You know, Ray?
01:06:25We were made for each other.
01:06:28It is true love.
01:06:31I know that Ellen and I are from different worlds, but that's not an obstacle.
01:06:36Personally, I don't believe in marriage itself.
01:06:38Look at me.
01:06:39Well, I think you look great.
01:06:40Yes, yes.
01:06:41My mother was a Mexican chihuahua and my father was a retriever.
01:06:44How would you feel about walking around the world with a hot nose and a cold tail?
01:06:50Okay, Rag. Good night.
01:06:57I feel sorry for poor Rucola.
01:07:01He thinks he's going to play games with Ellen.
01:07:04But he is wrong.
01:07:07Is that what he thinks?
01:07:08And you know what, Rag?
01:07:10Mr. Delton has absolutely no idea what's going on down here.
01:07:15That's what he thinks.
01:07:17Mr. Delton believes that falling in love will bring me many problems.
01:07:21That's what he thinks.
01:07:23But he's wrong.
01:07:24That's what he thinks.
01:07:29Although...
01:07:53Good morning!
01:07:55Has no one gotten up yet?
01:08:00Criton!
01:08:01Conrad!
01:08:01Breakfast is ready!
01:08:03And Ellen?
01:08:04Don't know.
01:08:06She wasn't in your bed when I went to see her that morning.
01:08:08Conrad wasn't around when...
01:08:11Do you have any classes very early today?
01:08:22Good morning, Mr. Espedir.
01:08:24Good morning, guys.
01:08:25Excellent.
01:08:26He seems to be in a very good mood.
01:08:28Oh, that's right!
01:08:29Listen.
01:08:30Newark television network renewed Roger Poon and Spelding's contract for another five years.
01:08:37And you have achieved it.
01:08:39And for that I am very grateful.
01:08:41These are his merits.
01:08:43Dad.
01:08:44Dad.
01:08:45Well, Mr. Spelding.
01:08:47Yeah.
01:08:49You see, there comes a day in every spaceman's life when he finds the woman of
01:08:53its clouds.
01:08:54Well, I think that in my life the time has also come to...
01:08:58I don't know how to say it.
01:08:59Roger, Mr. Poon!
01:09:00Have it soon!
01:09:01That's the point...
01:09:02That's the point I wanted to make, Mr. Spelding.
01:09:04You wait, Mr. Spelding.
01:09:08What happens now?
01:09:09A wonderful thing.
01:09:11Okay, talk.
01:09:12They got married.
01:09:13Conrad and he are husband and wife.
01:09:15Man and wife?
01:09:16What have they escaped from?
01:09:17You'll see, Dad.
01:09:18Bye bye!
01:09:18Mr. Spelding, we were meant to get married.
01:09:21What does that mean, that you had?
01:09:22Well, while I was a writer here, I was a very strong competitor, so we played it out.
01:09:26Play it!
01:09:27You, little goatherd!
01:09:28I'm going to kill you!
01:09:30No, please!
01:09:31Don't get angry, Mr. Spelding.
01:09:33I suppose the best one has won.
01:09:35Dad!
01:09:36Forgive me!
01:09:36But I think the boys haven't had breakfast yet.
01:09:39Conrad, you'll stay here!
01:09:40How delightful!
01:09:43Congratulations!
01:09:44I hope we remain friends.
01:09:47Does that mean he's not angry with us?
01:09:49No, I love her like a sister.
01:09:52A sister, written?
01:09:54I'll make sure everyone knows how you feel about that girl.
01:09:57Do you see a really nice boy?
01:10:00Oh, Ellen, Ellen, you've married a stupid lunatic.
01:10:04I saw you when you kissed him and watched when he tickled you.
01:10:08And those memories are driving me crazy.
01:10:11Ellen, I love you, I love you.
01:10:16Crito, what are you saying?
01:10:18I don't know, they're reading my thoughts.
01:10:20Mr. Belton, please!
01:10:22We don't need words, love, Billion, neither you nor I.
01:10:25The first time I saw you, the bells started to ring.
01:10:28The earth moved.
01:10:29It was as if there was no one else in the world.
01:10:31It's just me and the dark nights exploding in cascades of lights of a thousand colors.
01:10:37I warn you, Crito, that if you do not know that line, a misfortune may befall you.
01:10:41Because?
01:10:43All of that is frankly beautiful.
01:10:45But, Ellen, she hasn't taken anything she's heard seriously.
01:10:47Well, I'm in love.
01:10:49No, no, I didn't mean any of that.
01:10:51You see, the truth is, Ellen, is that...
01:10:52Your hungry eyes pleading with me, begging me, blushing, to take you into my powerful arms.
01:11:01Ellen, I beg you to forgive me.
01:11:02I do not forgive him, Crito.
01:11:03The woman he loves is my wife.
01:11:05Conrad, please.
01:11:06Give in, calm down.
01:11:07The barrier, no need to worry.
01:11:10Conrad, go ahead.
01:11:26Conrad!
01:11:28Stand up.
01:11:31Hit him hard, Criton.
01:11:37There will be no punches thrown.
01:11:40Do not move!
01:11:43Mr. Denton, please let go of my arm.
01:11:45Defend yourself!
01:11:46I wish!
01:11:47Conrad, you're already evil!
01:11:52He's a coward!
01:11:54Yes sir.
01:11:57Dad, I'm going out!
01:11:58With pleasure, Javier.
01:12:00Mr. Denton, please let go of my arm.
01:12:02Conrad, you're already evil!
01:12:03That's where it started!
01:12:04Enough!
01:12:15What happened here?
01:12:19What's all this scandal about?
01:12:20What are you doing here?
01:12:23Hanging up the phone.
01:12:24I shook him.
01:12:25You?
01:12:26Did you hit him?
01:12:27And has that disintegrated you?
01:12:28I don't understand.
01:12:29Criton has lost his powers.
01:12:30Has he lost his powers?
01:12:32Then I'm safe.
01:12:33I can fulfill my duty.
01:12:34It's a wonderful day!
01:12:35Don't you want a cup of coffee?
01:12:37No, not now!
01:12:38Don't let her get away!
01:12:39Conrad, I'll get used to the State Police!
01:12:41To the National Guard!
01:12:42To the area commander!
01:12:44Oh!
01:12:45Sorry!
01:12:47Come on, we'll help you!
01:12:48Don't worry, boy!
01:12:50Come on, let's go!
01:12:52That's it, that's it!
01:12:53I said that if he got up I would hit him again.
01:12:56Listen!
01:12:56There's a reason they call me the Manazan thug!
01:12:59Be quiet!
01:13:00Well, I wanted it.
01:13:02Are you OK?
01:13:02Oh, yes, very well, thank you.
01:13:04Just wet.
01:13:05You see, on my planet we don't feel pain.
01:13:07We feel the humidity.
01:13:08We can feel the cold water.
01:13:10But not the pain.
01:13:12That's what people believe.
01:13:13I haven't felt even the slightest sign of pain.
01:13:17What's happening?
01:13:18Rock!
01:13:19But, Mr. Nelson!
01:13:20Didn't you want to be an earthling?
01:13:22Do you have to accept all the consequences?
01:13:24My closing!
01:13:25My poor leg!
01:13:26My salary!
01:13:28My head!
01:13:29Oh!
01:13:30To avoid!
01:13:31Oh, my leg!
01:13:32No, bitch!
01:13:34Get out of my way!
01:13:35The goat is using the phone and I have to call!
01:13:37Don't let it get away!
01:13:40Does he want to kill me?
01:13:41Well...
01:13:46Come here and fight a man!
01:13:48Fight your way!
01:13:49I'll fight my own way!
01:13:57Come on, Abra!
01:13:59Get out of there and fight!
01:14:00I will not go out and I will not fight!
01:14:02Open up, coward!
01:14:04I won't go out or fight because I'm a coward!
01:14:12A spaceman, general!
01:14:14From space!
01:14:15I've seen it.
01:14:17Yes, the state police are already on their way, sir.
01:14:19I hope you'll come and see it, sir.
01:14:22I want a gun!
01:14:24As?
01:14:24A weapon!
01:14:25Spare!
01:14:26Why has he left his post?
01:14:28I need this in case he tries to escape!
01:14:30This is worthless!
01:14:31It's just a museum piece!
01:14:35What beautiful music!
01:14:38Oh, the police!
01:14:40Excuse me, I'd better prepare sandwiches and coffee.
01:14:43Come on!
01:14:44There's nothing to fear!
01:14:45We've already done it!
01:14:48Okay, I'll follow behind so I can prepare the strategy.
01:14:50Come on!
01:15:06Careful!
01:15:07Careful!
01:15:08It's there!
01:15:09Caution, piece!
01:15:11Caution!
01:15:12It's there!
01:15:13Careful!
01:15:14It may be dangerous!
01:15:25It may be dangerous!
01:15:26It's jet-powered!
01:15:29No, I haven't!
01:15:30It was Mirtel!
01:15:31Myrtel!
01:15:32Come back here!
01:15:32No, I haven't!
01:15:37No, I haven't!
01:15:41No, I haven't!
01:15:47No, I haven't!
01:15:48Come on, get up and get out of here!
01:15:50He could get hurt.
01:15:53I am!
01:15:55Alright!
01:15:56Everyone on the move!
01:15:58The megaphone!
01:16:03Good job, buddy!
01:16:04We've got him cornered!
01:16:06I said we have him cornered!
01:16:08Forgive me, sir!
01:16:10B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b!
01:16:12Myrtel!
01:16:13Myrtel!
01:16:14Myrtel!
01:16:14Where are you?
01:16:15Come with your daddy.
01:16:16It's because he doesn't love me.
01:16:17Be that!
01:16:18There is no escape!
01:16:21Leave with your hands on your head!
01:16:23I said to come out with your hands on your head!
01:16:27I'm sorry it took me so long!
01:16:28Riva!
01:16:29He?
01:16:30No, thank you, Mom.
01:16:31With hands on our heads!
01:16:33Official!
01:16:34Do you want it with egg salad or tuna?
01:16:36Please, sir!
01:16:37Not now!
01:16:38Conrad?
01:16:38I'm serious!
01:16:40If it doesn't work, we'll have to use gas!
01:16:44That's a good idea!
01:16:46Come on!
01:16:59Get out of there!
01:17:00Get down immediately with your hands on your head!
01:17:15Listen to me!
01:17:16I'll give you 30 seconds to come out!
01:17:20Women to the cars!
01:17:22Roll up your windows!
01:17:23Come on, hurry up!
01:17:24Myrtel!
01:17:28Myrtel!
01:17:30Myrtel!
01:17:32Myrtel!
01:17:38Myrtel!
01:17:39I can fly now!
01:17:41I can fly now!
01:17:43I can fly now!
01:17:46Come on!
01:17:47Get out of there!
01:17:48That's an order!
01:17:51I'm out now!
01:18:06I'm going for him!
01:18:08The general doesn't want us to raze the place up to here.
01:18:11He comes here with a photographer from the light.
01:18:18Damn ship!
01:18:19Why did you leave without me?
01:18:20I hadn't programmed you like that!
01:18:22Wait!
01:18:22Wait!
01:18:23Wait a minute!
01:18:24You've gone mad!
01:18:31Oh!
01:18:35Mr. Dalton, I'm sorry.
01:18:37I didn't know you were a ship.
01:18:38Have you learned your lesson?
01:18:40Oh, yes!
01:18:40I don't want to know any more.
01:18:42You've always liked puppies.
01:18:44You've already lived like them.
01:18:45You have felt the pain of love,
01:18:46the pain of jealousy...
01:18:48And the pain of pain,
01:18:48which is the worst pain.
01:18:49This is a crazy planet,
01:18:51Mr. Dalton.
01:18:51I want to leave here.
01:18:52And you'll never come back?
01:18:54Never, I promise.
01:18:55The farthest I'll go is to the moon.
01:18:57You have learned a very important lesson.
01:18:59Remember,
01:19:00the same old Pepe, greener than ever.
01:19:02on the other side of the universe.
01:19:03I know,
01:19:03I shouldn't stick my nose into other planets.
01:19:05And from now on, that's what I'll do.
01:19:09I'm sorry,
01:19:10Mr. Dalton.
01:19:24Mr. Mayberry.
01:19:25Yes sir.
01:19:26Where is the space man?
01:19:27Over there.
01:19:28Oh?
01:19:29Spaceman?
01:19:31General,
01:19:31no such animal exists.
01:19:37Goodbye, land.
01:19:39I have been very happy to...
01:19:41They came!
01:19:44Oh, Mr. Dalton!
01:19:48Help me, Mr. Dalton!
01:19:50Mr. Dalton!
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