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Reparto: Animación
Dirección: Rafael Vara
Sinopsis: Mortadelo y Filemón reciben la sorprendente visita del primo hiperactivo de Filemón, el profesor "Chiflágoras", que trae un invento revolucionario, un armario aparentemente normal que tiene la capacidad de realizar viajes en el tiempo.
Dirección: Rafael Vara
Sinopsis: Mortadelo y Filemón reciben la sorprendente visita del primo hiperactivo de Filemón, el profesor "Chiflágoras", que trae un invento revolucionario, un armario aparentemente normal que tiene la capacidad de realizar viajes en el tiempo.
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00:00:27Subscribe to the channel!
00:00:58Subscribe to the channel!
00:01:17Subscribe to the channel!
00:01:20Morta! Put on the radio for a bit to distract me while you copy the phone book for me.
00:01:25Tyrant, slave trader, ogre!
00:01:28I'm coming for the Gonzálezes! Isn't that enough?
00:01:31No! I said the whole guide! All the way to Zeta, you moron!
00:01:34Yes, Iguana!
00:01:36And turn on the radio already, you idiot!
00:01:38I hope they put on something entertaining because I'm so bored...
00:01:43And then our bombshell program sponsored by La Práctica.
00:01:48First manufacturer of holes for pipes certified...
00:01:51If you're clever, you can earn a million.
00:01:56You just have to follow our instructions to the letter...
00:01:59and be the first to call our station, proving that he did it all...
00:02:02with promptness, frenzy, insight, courage and blah, blah, blah.
00:02:05We'll give you a few seconds to prepare! Attention!
00:02:09Hahaha! This show was made for me.
00:02:11Filemon, show the world what you are capable of.
00:02:14Boss, that's funny. It turns out that...
00:02:16Don't interrupt me, you fool! Get out, get out of here!
00:02:20First mission. Grab a rope.
00:02:22Open your window.
00:02:23After holding the rope tightly at one end,
00:02:26throw the rest out on the street.
00:02:27Take an umbrella. Open it.
00:02:29And now, with an elegant Olympic leap, jump out the window with him.
00:02:32Don't worry. If the umbrella holds, you'll get down smoothly.
00:02:37Put down the umbrella. Grab the end of the rope and climb up it in three seconds.
00:02:40And to test your brainpower, stand at the far end of the room...
00:02:43and at the same time, launch yourself against the appearance of a throne in front until you knock down the partition.
00:02:47Ready?
00:02:48The million will be mine.
00:02:49Forward!
00:02:50The million will be mine. The million will be mine!
00:02:52The million will be mine!
00:02:55Hidalgo García Antonio, Hidalgo García Francisco, Hidalgo García Antonio, Hidalgo García Manuel.
00:03:00That's outrageous! It's as if they were knocking down a wall.
00:03:04I'll see what happens.
00:03:06Listen, now that you're calmer I can tell you that it's funny.
00:03:09Instead of plugging in the radio, I plugged in my buddy Pepe the Joker's tape recorder.
00:03:14with a program about the holy innocents.
00:03:16Innocent!
00:03:18Innocent!
00:03:19No, boss!
00:03:21I won't get beaten up anymore because of this contraption.
00:03:26Serves him right for not buying a television, which is more modern and all that.
00:03:30Mean!
00:03:31Me, stingy? Look!
00:03:33Where?
00:03:34Wow, so much dust, boss! I'll blow on it and see if there are any rupees.
00:03:37Yes, blow, blow and you'll see.
00:03:42But, boss, being broke is one thing, and becoming an idiot is another.
00:03:46The thing is, I'd like to rub it in Mortadelo's face by buying him a television so he can watch.
00:03:51Although I don't have a penny, I'll call a friend to borrow some...
00:03:55High!
00:03:55No, don't do it, boss.
00:03:57Don't do it, we'll see if I do it.
00:03:58Take it!
00:03:59It would be foolish and insolent not to do so.
00:04:02What doesn't he want me to do?
00:04:03Don't do it, boss!
00:04:04This is the last straw!
00:04:06Let's see if this works...
00:04:10Well, wouldn't it be funny not being able to make phone calls in your own home!
00:04:13Don't call, boss! Don't call!
00:04:14No, boss, no!
00:04:19Put the phone down, boss!
00:04:20Don't call, don't call!
00:04:21Wow, that's high! I'm going to fall! I'm going to fall!
00:04:24Come on, having to do all this for a simple phone call if it were just a conference call with the Synki...
00:04:29In the end, it's just going to seem like a lie to me.
00:04:38Look at that stubborn scare, boss!
00:04:39I didn't have time to tell her not to answer the phone.
00:04:42Well, I was testing an earpiece with an atomic head to hunt down war spies who...
00:04:46What war? This is my war!
00:04:49Don't shoot, boss! Don't shoot! It usually hits me!
00:05:01Because of him, I've had to go into debt for the rest of my life for having destroyed my previous house.
00:05:05But it doesn't matter.
00:05:06And to prove to him that I'm not a cheapskate,
00:05:08There you have a magnificent, large-screen television.
00:05:11I'm going to give it a try so it works, I'm so impatient.
00:05:14How exciting!
00:05:16Stop the authority!
00:05:19This great honor can only belong to me, who am Paganini.
00:05:23What an opportunity!
00:05:24Who will be the dwarf who comes to disturb this solemn mortal moment of running to open it?
00:05:28Meanwhile, I'll take the opportunity to...
00:05:31I have the honor of announcing to the gentleman that the gentleman's cousin is coming.
00:05:35Hey, cousin!
00:05:36Listen!
00:05:36That's outrageous!
00:05:38A TV... phone?
00:05:40A television...?
00:05:41This is my doing!
00:05:45That's it!
00:05:48This will cost you dearly, you crazy cousin!
00:05:51High!
00:05:54Retrogrades, tro-tro-tro-troglodytes!
00:05:55I don't even want to see these archaic practices in my family's path.
00:05:57I have just invented something sublime, sensational, that transports our will to the most remote eras,
00:06:03unfolding our intrinsic personality and displacing it metaphysically through the cosmos,
00:06:07to reach the Catalan state, which inhibits this sexual form, which we are not going to look at Mr. Barri.
00:06:20What strange neighbors have come to live here!
00:06:22I don't understand it, first they buy a television and then they destroy it, I don't understand it.
00:06:30Everything is great, but where is that great invention?
00:06:33Wait a minute, everyone! Here it comes!
00:06:38This is a joke!
00:06:39This is in the name of science, Uncle Baldy!
00:06:41You are witnessing the greatest discovery invented since baking soda!
00:06:44Bow down, surrender, and be enraptured!
00:06:46Unbelieving, unconscious, ignorant, and perceptive beings who swarm about,
00:06:49occupying a place in space, without leaving a positive trace of your ridiculous existence!
00:06:53You are looking at the invention of inventions, the time cabinet!
00:07:05This is too much!
00:07:06They break a television and replace it with an old wardrobe!
00:07:09I don't understand!
00:07:12Which of you will be the first to transfer and fly to the desired era?
00:07:16Huh? Who?
00:07:16Me, me, me.
00:07:17Apart!
00:07:18No, no, don't do it yet! Wait!
00:07:20No, no, no!
00:07:21No no!
00:07:22No no!
00:07:22No no!
00:07:24What a head I have!
00:07:25I've already forgotten to return a Bengal tiger I recently crossed!
00:07:28Well, do something, Bezotas!
00:07:29Witches' sabbath horrors!
00:07:30If I don't see it, I don't believe it's a tiger in the closet.
00:07:33Let's see!
00:07:3430 porias to the left!
00:07:35Yes, yes, yes, tuning in to magnetized strontium from infinity!
00:07:38And now pull the return lever and that's it!
00:07:41Okay, I'll be the one who gets transferred.
00:07:44But I want to go to a time in the future, you know?
00:07:45We need to be at the forefront of that science.
00:07:47But I don't want any mistakes this time, okay?
00:07:49Be very careful.
00:07:50Don't worry, cousin!
00:07:57He hasn't gone crazy!
00:08:00This is the end!
00:08:02Oh, how chubby!
00:08:10And you see, I'm a hero!
00:08:13And it's all because of that hysterical man!
00:08:16Get out immediately!
00:08:17Yes sir!
00:08:18Yes sir!
00:08:19And this is a joke by Magomar!
00:08:20When I get my hands on it, you'll see!
00:08:22Can we find out what they've done?
00:08:24Me nothing!
00:08:24This wardrobe is a real piece of work!
00:08:26A radish, eh!
00:08:27Now I'm going to use this bald guy in my wardrobe!
00:08:29Don't let him escape here!
00:08:33Go ahead, cousin.
00:08:34Transfer him to the unknown so he can learn.
00:08:35Go!
00:08:36With horns, eh!
00:08:37He's going to move it!
00:08:38Hey, parvicho!
00:08:41Buy it now!
00:08:42Bargain it!
00:08:43I feel so damn bad for the poor little thing!
00:08:44Nobody understands you!
00:08:45That's it!
00:08:47Oh!
00:08:47I see it now!
00:08:48Yes, yes, yes!
00:08:48Oh!
00:08:49What a mess you've made, boss!
00:08:51What a mess!
00:08:52Work?
00:08:52Ah!
00:08:54This is mine!
00:08:55He's crazy!
00:08:56He's crazy!
00:08:56He's crazy!
00:08:57He's crazy!
00:08:57He's crazy!
00:08:58He's crazy!
00:09:14He's crazy!
00:09:14He's crazy!
00:09:15He's crazy!
00:09:17And I really like this wardrobe!
00:09:21This is too much!
00:09:22A diplodon, well a lion, wardrobe, neighbors, this fortissima and the crazy, crazy, crazy life!
00:09:30This poor woman is getting worse and worse mentally.
00:09:33He's already seeing visions!
00:09:41How should I put this, commissioner?
00:09:43You have to do something about my new neighbors.
00:09:46I assure you they do the strangest things with a wardrobe
00:09:49Just the other day, I saw them taking things out of the closet.
00:09:52A camel, an elephant, a tiger, and an implode
00:09:55Enough!
00:09:57So you didn't believe me? Come and find out with me right now.
00:10:00Well, that's all that matters.
00:10:02Now you will see
00:10:03You'll see, you'll see
00:10:05Look, look!
00:10:07They're going to do a new experiment.
00:10:12Now they will open the closet of horrors
00:10:14And they take a jacket out of him.
00:10:15This could cost him a haircut for defying authority.
00:10:18Taking off her wig would be enough, she's crazy.
00:10:21What a rude request I'll show you!
00:10:27Social injustices
00:10:27It's the ultimate colbo! It's the col-co-co-fang!
00:10:30For meddling where he's not wanted and tampering with my time cabinet?
00:10:33Look, look, look what I've done!
00:10:35I just wanted to learn how to use the wardrobe.
00:10:37I pressed some buttons and...
00:10:38Perhaps he commits retrospective theft
00:10:40Taking away Emperor Napoleon's coat
00:10:42Go here, thief of imperial robes!
00:10:45It's really understandable.
00:10:46Since his head presents all the hyperbolic symptoms of cranial microcephaly
00:10:50With clear brainstem atrophy
00:10:51Very common among bald and short criminals
00:10:54That
00:10:55I only understood the part about being bald.
00:10:56But I'm fed up with putting up with him.
00:10:58This is what I looked like before his hair growth experiment
00:11:01Now he's going to see who Mortadelo really is.
00:11:03High!
00:11:04Do not cling to the authoritarian authority of Chief Philemon
00:11:06But what are you going to do, Reynablo?
00:11:08Speak, my child, you madman!
00:11:09Come on, damn it, over here, dwarf!
00:11:11Hehe, I've got you now!
00:11:13Here, cousin, take a picture of me so you have a souvenir, okay?
00:11:20Oh, your arm!
00:11:22What a silly mistake, boss!
00:11:23It turns out I was mistaken!
00:11:25I mistook you!
00:11:25No!
00:11:29But what's with the mommy's obsession with returning the jacket?
00:11:31It was perfect for me
00:11:33Shut up, baldy!
00:11:34Can't you see I'm in a retromagnetic transfer trance?
00:11:38One day we'll settle the score, you crazy dwarf
00:11:41And now the solemn moment of the transfer
00:11:44We lower this little lever and...
00:11:50He's got something planned, I'm not missing it.
00:11:52Let's see if I can get closer.
00:11:58Wait, here!
00:12:00Transferred!
00:12:05Bonjour!
00:12:06My jacket!
00:12:07Where is my jacket?
00:12:09Poor cat, the one who has to serve
00:12:10What a life, Mom!
00:12:15Okay, very good, gentlemen
00:12:16Everything they tell me about the 20th century seems wonderful to me.
00:12:19But my only concern is that the battle I had planned
00:12:23You say I lost it because I was so careful, according to the story.
00:12:26Well, you know what I'm saying, I'm not going back to my time.
00:12:28To the!
00:12:28No, no, no, no, not at all, Your Eminence.
00:12:30My machine wasn't invented to change history
00:12:33Not even for his majesty to shirk his responsibilities
00:12:35A, de, de, de, de, abatarlo
00:12:36So grab your jacket and go, take him down
00:12:38I don't want to, I don't want to, no
00:12:40We have to pick it up again and put it back in the closet
00:12:43Shoemaker, stick to your last
00:12:44Get to work, you lazy bum!
00:12:50And on behalf of the jury, I award the first prize to this young gentleman for his brilliant imitation
00:12:57No, I am Napoleon, I am Napoleon, please hide me
00:13:00They tell me that, according to history, I've lost the battle, and I don't want to go back.
00:13:03Hold on, I don't want to go back, hold on, I don't want to
00:13:09All the savings I've been able to accumulate over ten years at the butcher shop have led to this moment.
00:13:14And now you're having dinner, come here
00:13:16Come here, don't run, come here
00:13:22Come here, however you grab it, you'll see.
00:13:26Gentlemen, gentlemen, indeed this coward is Napoleon, Philemon's word
00:13:30We brought him time with our wardrobe, and now he wants to play dumb about the Battle of Waterloo.
00:13:34And absolutely not, because we
00:13:38Because we, we, we're leaving, right, Morta?
00:13:42Rather, boss
00:13:45This is the time to leave with a fresh breeze.
00:13:49Police, it's very urgent, come to the casino immediately
00:13:52All the crazy people from the gay community have had to escape.
00:13:55And they are here
00:13:56Come, come
00:13:59Always playing the cousin, always
00:14:01Hurry up and get moving, they're coming for us!
00:14:12Good, this is strategy
00:14:13And now, thanks to the efficient cooperation of the police, I will proceed to...
00:14:24And now let's fall upon them.
00:14:26At your service
00:14:27Watch out, watch out for that, slaughterhouse, watch out, watch out
00:14:37I said let's fall on them
00:14:41Thanks to me, to my intellect, supine
00:14:43Thanks to my dialectic, my rhetoric, my eloquent, forceful, and super-conductive resources
00:14:48You have managed to escape 200 years and one minute of enormous confinement
00:14:52For disrespecting authority, urban destruction, and complicity in the impersonation of Pepepepe, a retrospective personality, I feel sorry for you.
00:15:00Boss, tell him to shut up.
00:15:02Bully?
00:15:02Yes you're right.
00:15:07Oh, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, they're coming to arrest him, they've thought better of it.
00:15:10Mota, get on the phone.
00:15:14Say.
00:15:15Here the emperor arrived to make a deal.
00:15:17I am willing to return to my time, but after Guaterlo.
00:15:20I'm on my way, okay?
00:15:23Okay.
00:15:25This cannot fail.
00:15:27Attention!
00:15:33Huh? How's it going?
00:15:34No, the little one sometimes has ideas.
00:15:37Of course, bald, and when you're already rocking, we caught him and threw him into the water.
00:15:41That's it, that's it.
00:15:44The lights have gone out for all the strontium in the world, and without electricity no electrical invention can work.
00:15:50What a guy I am, what aim!
00:15:52At the first pebble hit, wham, I broke the light bulb.
00:15:57So, cousin, pressing the doorbell won't work.
00:16:00I'm still in shape, I'm still in shape, I'm still...
00:16:03Let's see who's in shape now!
00:16:07Well, this inept person won't bother us anymore.
00:16:12It's here!
00:16:13Go copper!
00:16:14It's here, I'm coming, I'm coming.
00:16:16Detected time, place, transfer.
00:16:18Now let's see what the screen tells us.
00:16:21Who will it be?
00:16:21Open up quickly, you old hag, let's see who it is.
00:16:27Look, look who's here.
00:16:29Do not disturb, do not interrupt.
00:16:31We didn't stay with...
00:16:33No, but then who is it that's in Waterloo?
00:16:35Oh, I'm sending myself!
00:16:36I'm sending myself!
00:16:37I'm sending myself!
00:16:38I'm sending myself, sending myself, sending myself!
00:16:41It's amazing how suddenly I've aged or become so preoccupied with the battle.
00:16:47What happened?
00:16:47I was going to visit my strange neighbors.
00:16:50What happened?
00:16:50My salts, cat, my salts!
00:16:53Well, this time your rich aunt is going to give you the salts.
00:17:08Oh, cousin Chiflágoras, you and your wardrobe of time would have gotten us into quite a mess!
00:17:12if it weren't for my diplomacy and my cunning.
00:17:16Thank goodness we were able to rescue our neighbor, old Doña Ursula,
00:17:19and return Napoleon to his own time, otherwise I could see myself in...
00:17:24Mortarfield!
00:17:26Bring me my medicine right away!
00:17:28With all this commotion, my stomach is so upset...
00:17:32How odd!
00:17:33He must be desperate.
00:17:37Here you go, boss, but be very careful, okay?
00:17:40What nonsense!
00:17:41It's not like it's an explosive.
00:17:48I told him my medicine, not nitroglycerin!
00:17:50Manaya, murderer!
00:17:51Not if I catch him, you'll see!
00:17:58As I was saying, I went to see my strange neighbors and without knowing how I found myself in France.
00:18:031800 and ready to fight the Battle of Waterloo.
00:18:07He has to do something!
00:18:11Wow, when she gets like that, nobody can stand her! She's Machiavellian!
00:18:16You definitely have to admit you're a smart guy, cousin.
00:18:19Imagine inventing a machine like this full of gadgets, how cute!
00:18:22But you have to be very careful with her, cousin, because she's very delicate.
00:18:27This damn wasp has turned me into a real eggplant, what do you think? Oh, what do you think!
00:18:35Oh, oh! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
00:18:37I think I've messed up.
00:18:48Hey, cousin Chiflágueras, don't you think this is too much?
00:18:51Too much? It's ruined my time-keeping wardrobe! It's ruined my time-keeping wardrobe! It's ruined my time-keeping wardrobe!
00:18:56It's broken! It's broken! It's broken!
00:19:01I'm a genius at this disguise thing, right, boss?
00:19:04She's crazy, she's insane.
00:19:06Okay, he won.
00:19:07They're calling upstairs.
00:19:09Let's see who it is, cousin.
00:19:12The police? A complaint from Mrs. Ursula that I have to testify about?
00:19:15Yes, yes, I'll be right there.
00:19:18Mortadelo, it has taken me a lot of work to repair my time-travel wardrobe.
00:19:22But since I'm not one to hold a grudge...
00:19:24Here's my hand, Mortadelo.
00:19:25I'm not resentful either, this is my story.
00:19:28Prr!
00:19:29Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh!
00:19:30Oh, what aspergism!
00:19:32What a foolish, ungrateful, and backward being who would despise a medieval and retrospective chivalrous gesture from someone of superior intelligence!
00:19:38That gives a salute to this sub-intelligent micro-brain perceiving me!
00:19:43And it also has obvious coconut mint atrophy!
00:19:45Enough, chifra, enough!
00:19:47Before I give another speech, I surrender, I surrender, I surrender!
00:19:49I give up!
00:19:52Whatever happens and despite fate, I will be with you.
00:19:57You will be with me!
00:20:01A good friend!
00:20:05Why don't we prepare a nice surprise for the boss when he comes?
00:20:09Can we bring Miss World with her wardrobe so she can receive it?
00:20:13Okay, let's get to work.
00:20:15Thirty magnetic quadrangular porias and sixty starlings the striator.
00:20:19Connection with Miss World!
00:20:21Let's see...
00:20:22No, this isn't it!
00:20:25And neither does this one!
00:20:27And now just press the rescue button and...
00:20:31Whistle so this little button here works!
00:20:36Yes, for all the foolish things he's done!
00:20:45But you can see it...
00:20:46The baby...
00:20:47The Beberes!
00:20:56First we need to save ourselves, and then we'll talk!
00:20:59Already!
00:21:07I have an idea that will save us.
00:21:10Where is that abominable thing I want to eat?
00:21:13Now you'll know who Mortadelo is.
00:21:15Yes sir.
00:21:18Don't worry, whistle, I'm here.
00:21:21Thank goodness, because that thug is hot on my heels.
00:21:27If I haven't thought of anything...
00:21:31Forgive me, Mr. Yeti, I...
00:21:43This is outrageous. Who directed this film?
00:21:46I.
00:21:47So let's pause the animation for a moment and we'll talk man to man.
00:21:50Okay, but just a moment.
00:21:53So, what's going on?
00:21:56I am not willing to tolerate such improbable outrages coming from
00:22:00with script premeditation and artistic disregard
00:22:03in the small but wise and honorable fichia of my baby person.
00:22:07Hold on to the pencil, you've convinced me.
00:22:11Plugged in!
00:22:14No no!
00:22:16Move aside, Mortadelo, I'll be saved!
00:22:20Mr. Yeti, wait, wait a little bit, wait a little bit.
00:22:24Wait a little bit, wait a little bit.
00:22:28Great! What did you think of my invention to save you, Mortadelo?
00:22:32I thought it was great, but next time I'll save him.
00:22:37Ah! Do something, Mortadelo! He's coming! He's coming!
00:22:40I certainly will, this is my turn.
00:22:42Hold on tight!
00:22:45Shoot, shoot, quick!
00:22:46Of course!
00:22:48Let's see what crazy thing my neighbors do now.
00:22:51I can't get them out of my head!
00:22:53Oh!
00:22:54They're driving me crazy!
00:22:56Look!
00:22:57Yes, yes, my lady!
00:22:59Forgive me for such an intrusion into the home of a venerable old woman like yourself!
00:23:03My lady!
00:23:03Yes, my lady!
00:23:04My lady!
00:23:05And on top of that, he calls me old!
00:23:07Bring me some sunflower seeds!
00:23:09You're going to find out who Doña Ursula is!
00:23:12Rude!
00:23:12Oh! No! No!
00:23:14A tower!
00:23:15Take!
00:23:15Oops! Oh! Oops! Oops! Relief!
00:23:18Take!
00:23:19So that he learns not to make fun of a poor lady who has fourteen judo diplomas and...
00:23:25What, what, little one!
00:23:26Vuantadelo! I promise to take revenge! I promise to take revenge! I promise to take revenge! I promise to take revenge!
00:23:30Bring this insolent cat here! Rude! Rude!
00:23:35I knew I'd end up paying the price.
00:23:44As I was saying, commissioner, you will see how our neighbor Mrs. Ursula's complaint is unfounded.
00:23:48Everything is normal in our house, perfectly normal.
00:23:51Okay, okay, let's see.
00:23:53You first. Of course.
00:23:56Please, commissioner, make yourself comfortable while I change my shirt.
00:23:59Okay, okay.
00:24:01This Doña Ursula is more fantastical.
00:24:03Damn it! It's game time! I'm outta here!
00:24:07Hey, commissioner!
00:24:08What a joy to see you!
00:24:09Oh, I have a pitta in my blood! Avor!
00:24:11Straw!
00:24:14Oh, oh, oh, oh!
00:24:16The boss, the boss!
00:24:19No, you bastard!
00:24:24Take this! Take this! Porfer! Porfer! Porfer! Take this! Take this! Take this!
00:24:28Oh, oh, oh, oh!
00:24:29Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
00:24:33Oh, oh!
00:24:36Oh, oh!
00:24:37Hey, buddy! Have you seen a bald man with glasses around here?
00:24:48Let's see what today's newspaper says.
00:24:51Bah, the press doesn't know what to invent anymore.
00:25:38Subscribe to the channel!
00:25:44I don't know what happened, cousin Chiflágoras, but we have to find Mortadelo somehow, alive or dazed.
00:25:50That's right! He has to pay for what he's done to us!
00:25:53It's so cold here!
00:26:00And it's all because of the time-travel wardrobe invented by that crazy dwarf.
00:26:09Things are moving, cousin! We're leaving! We're leaving!
00:26:12But what are they doing? Where are they going?
00:26:13Help us, Morta!
00:26:14Go!
00:26:23What are you thinking? We're even worse off! Much worse!
00:26:33That's awful! Some days everything goes wrong. Let's see if this helps...
00:26:38Oh! I'm staying! I'm staying! I'm staying! I'm staying!
00:26:43This is huge, cousin!
00:26:46I know, I'm a...
00:26:55Crazy verbiage in Greenland.
00:26:56A midwife tomcat has broken all records by talking non-stop for 87 days through its polar nights.
00:27:02He insists he saw two strange beings emerge from the ice and attack another being who had been transformed into a donkey after
00:27:06part of an iceberg caught fire.
00:27:08Their security guards have had to undergo surgery for auditory madness and blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
00:27:12blah blah.
00:27:13The mess that incompetent person has made is, do you realize?
00:27:16Yes, but it's time to lift his punishment. It's too long. Let's go down to the basement.
00:27:34You are a microcephalic perch, a retarded codfish.
00:27:37Yes, boss.
00:27:38Thankfully, I'm heartless at heart, otherwise I'd be serving a life sentence in a prison for fools.
00:27:44auction.
00:27:44Yes, boss.
00:27:46Yes, boss. Yes, boss. Yes, boss. Yes, boss. Yes, boss. Yes, boss. Yes, boss. Yes, boss. Yes, boss.
00:27:50Enough!
00:27:51Stop messing around and go open the door!
00:27:53It's done!
00:27:56Cousin! You're a wimp!
00:27:59Do you think I'm getting old?
00:28:01What the heck is that?
00:28:07This is how the intelligence service misleads.
00:28:10They surpass themselves every day
00:28:12Mr. Filemón, you have an incredible mission to fulfill.
00:28:16This involves the destruction of a radioactive aspirin warehouse in a location in the city of Peperslavia.
00:28:20He may be accompanied by his inept assistant
00:28:23And remember, if it happens...
00:28:25If the worst happens, our organization will deny knowing them.
00:28:28More information in the box below
00:28:31This parrot will self-destruct in two seconds
00:28:39Move to the Peperslavia Zoo
00:28:41Find the gorilla's food
00:28:42These include the following instructions
00:28:45That's outrageous! These intelligence people are making things harder for us every day.
00:28:50Mortadelo! To Peperslavia it has been said!
00:28:53Okay, boss!
00:28:54To go faster we can use this dwarf's wardrobe
00:29:02And don't worry!
00:29:04If things go wrong, I'll rescue you right away.
00:29:07Ready?
00:29:07Ready! But be very careful, okay?
00:29:09Be very careful
00:29:10Forty-five counterfeit strontiums!
00:29:12Seventy-two liporias!
00:29:15I don't think it will rain.
00:29:16The night is serene
00:29:22What a crash, what a crash!
00:29:23And I even told him carefully, otherwise!
00:29:26Where could Mortadelo's little darling have gone?
00:29:28If it falls into my hands!
00:29:30What could have happened?
00:29:32Swear me in, boss!
00:29:40I'd definitely put this one on the Bosca!
00:29:53Sometimes I have to admit that you have ideas
00:29:56But what did he do to cause all this mess?
00:29:59Nothing, boss
00:30:00That the dwarf from Chifragoras miscalculated
00:30:02And it made me crash into the powder magazine of headquarters
00:30:05And of course, I, I...
00:30:06Okay, that's enough!
00:30:06That's enough!
00:30:07Go
00:30:07We need to find the zoo.
00:30:09Come on!
00:30:19We have to open that door somehow.
00:30:22That's done, boss.
00:30:23I've brought here precisely the...
00:30:25I've got it here!
00:30:26I want to do it again.
00:30:27Emblee the strategy
00:30:28What a terrible strategy!
00:30:40Wait here, I'll distract the guard
00:30:43To take away his keys
00:30:45Dead strategy, always strategy
00:30:53Who will he be?
00:30:54Ah, I see that now.
00:30:55Now look at that hooligan
00:31:02Morta, mortadelo!
00:31:03What's happening?
00:31:03Remember the strategy
00:31:05What's happening?
00:31:06I look at my strategy
00:31:17Let me look at my strategy, boss.
00:31:19Here are the keys
00:31:20The keys!
00:31:21I'll open it myself with the keys!
00:31:23I'm looking at my strategy, boss!
00:31:25I'm looking at my strategy, boss!
00:31:42I'm looking at my strategy!
00:31:48Well, it's already dawn
00:31:49Now let's quickly get to work on our mission
00:31:52Let's go in!
00:31:53Wait a minute, boss.
00:31:55What time is that?
00:31:57I'll hear you first
00:32:01That's what I wanted to tell you, that the door is made of glass.
00:32:04I'm fed up with it, I'm fed up with it, I'm fed up with it
00:32:09That's tough!
00:32:13But how annoying you are, boss, didn't I tell you it was made of glass?
00:32:19Now you'll see what I'm capable of.
00:32:21Where is that gorilla?
00:32:22Where is?
00:32:25But that's awful, there are bad days, aren't there, boss?
00:32:29This one is also made of glass
00:32:36They make a small ring like this
00:32:40Very good, that's it.
00:32:41Now you go in, chloroform the gorilla, and disguise yourself in case the security guard comes.
00:32:45Meanwhile, I'll go in and get the message that's in the food.
00:32:47Come on, let's go
00:32:48I always do the most dangerous things
00:32:50We have to admit that we're the best, spirias
00:32:55Yes, there is no doubt.
00:32:56When it comes to costumes, nobody can beat him.
00:32:58I sustained
00:33:00No, no, no, no!
00:33:01Touch, touch, touch!
00:33:07What did I hear, huh?
00:33:09Oh!
00:33:10Oh!
00:33:12Oh!
00:33:16Yes, sir!
00:33:19Is he a cretin or useless? What did he do to deserve drinking chloroform?
00:33:22Ask that gorilla, he's a lunatic.
00:33:25Okay, enough of this nonsense, let's find the message, which has to be there among the food.
00:33:32The wall of the ZO faces directly onto the warehouse courtyard where the terrible aspirins are kept.
00:33:36Use the best procedures to enter and destroy them.
00:33:39May it be easy for them!
00:33:40This isn't going to be easy, Morta.
00:33:43It's obvious you don't watch movies on TV.
00:33:46These guys are already eaten, boss.
00:33:52It's not the right time for these things.
00:33:54Instead of just standing there, I could go into the barracks disguised as something and help me a little from the inside.
00:34:00Okay, I'll try.
00:34:10I'm the plumber.
00:34:22Good, good, fellow plumber.
00:34:24The water pipe needs to be repaired quickly, understood?
00:34:28And I don't want any mistakes.
00:34:29Yes, yes, yes, yes, sir, comrade, yes, sir.
00:34:36There's nothing like violence to get orders obeyed, my dear inferior comrade.
00:34:41You said it, senior comrade.
00:34:44It's an attack!
00:34:45Cut off the water!
00:34:46Cut!
00:34:47Cut!
00:34:54You won't find me here, you won't find me here, you won't find me here.
00:35:16You won't find me here.
00:35:17There are some ideas that are already, already.
00:35:19Look, look!
00:35:23Chifrán, Nora!
00:35:24Save us!
00:35:25Thank goodness I'm always looking out for them.
00:35:27What, what, what?
00:35:28What else?
00:35:29Chifrán, Nora!
00:35:33Well, mission accomplished.
00:35:35I'm waiting for the intelligence service's congratulations.
00:35:38I'm burning with desire and news.
00:35:40Ah! The message's here, cousin!
00:35:46The entire city of Pepeslavia has been destroyed by some hooligans.
00:35:50Thankfully, the headquarters where the famous radioactive aspirin warehouse is located
00:35:54has remained untouched for the destruction of the world and blah, blah, blah, blah.
00:36:18That's outrageous! My cousin and that inept Morta haven't come for 248 days and three hours.
00:36:24They must be having a real beating, as usual.
00:36:32Hurry up, lockpicks, they might be coming!
00:36:34That's it, let's put on our masks just in case.
00:36:49Ah, not two aporias and electroplating!
00:36:52They're coming back even more idiotic than when they left!
00:36:54I need to know what's going on, Dad!
00:37:00The money they're going to give us for stealing that invention.
00:37:04You said it, mate.
00:37:05Tell the lynx to carefully lower the wardrobe.
00:37:12It's unheard of. This invention can't fail, and yet, no, no, no, no, I don't understand what's going on.
00:37:16they say.
00:37:17I will use the classic goalkeeper system.
00:37:20Huh?
00:37:23Okay.
00:37:28Deception! My family thief, my cousin, and Morta betrayed me!
00:37:33Well, you'll see that it's me.
00:37:39Look, boss, they're stealing the time cabinet.
00:37:45Morta, you hold the rope while I climb up to hunt down the thieves.
00:37:51But hold on tight, okay? I know him.
00:37:54Yes, boss.
00:37:59What idea do I have? How great I am!
00:38:05Take me to Percebe Street, but don't go over ninety, it makes me dizzy.
00:38:10Yes, ma'am.
00:38:12Mortadelo, give each other a good hard tug!
00:38:15Not so loud!
00:38:17Someone is trying to lift the wardrobe.
00:38:20What happened on the street? Reverse, yes ma'am!
00:38:23Well, nobody can beat me when it comes to being a donkey.
00:38:29Don't worry, stop, stop, stop!
00:38:39The traffic is getting worse every day.
00:38:41Oh my goodness, what a mess she's made!
00:38:46Hey man, don't you think we should get out of here?
00:38:50Clear.
00:38:57High!
00:39:00Wicked evildoers!
00:39:02State your last will and testament.
00:39:05You're not saying anything, are you?
00:39:07Well, here's a recommendation from my cousin Chiflágoras.
00:39:17I failed!
00:39:18I failed!
00:39:19But they've already had enough of a scare.
00:39:22What should I call now?
00:39:23I'll see.
00:39:25Hey, lockpick, aren't we going to let go?
00:39:27Yes, man.
00:39:28We're going to tell my cousin everything we've done to save his wardrobe from the ravages of time.
00:39:32He'll thank us for it.
00:39:33You'll see, you'll see.
00:39:34Yes, boss.
00:39:36Oh, and here they are again!
00:39:37They are Machiavellian, they are Machiavellian, they are...
00:39:40Chiflágoras!
00:39:41You must overcome and defeat the extraterrestrial supernatural curse...
00:39:45...personified in the ridiculous effigies of your pseudo-contemporaries.
00:39:49I don't understand anything he's saying, but we have to get in somehow.
00:39:52Just a moment, boss.
00:39:53Wait until I put on the battering ram costume.
00:39:58Get a running start, boss!
00:40:00Now you'll see, now you'll see.
00:40:01The best thing to do is open the door and face the curse.
00:40:09You are the height of stupidity, which doesn't stress me out.
00:40:12Hey, love, since when is there a mirror on this wall?
00:40:14Oh, that's right, how strange, boss.
00:40:17Hey, herons, we have to keep undressing.
00:40:20Yes, man.
00:40:21What the hell?
00:40:23I'll take this opportunity to tie my bow properly.
00:40:27I'm more handsome.
00:40:28Yes, yes.
00:40:29How handsome, how handsome.
00:40:31Something strange is happening here; this mirror seems haunted.
00:40:45But what's going on?
00:40:45Has he gone crazy?
00:40:47Yes, yes, Majara.
00:40:48You'll see what I do with this mirror.
00:40:51Run, herons, run!
00:40:53Yes, man.
00:40:55I'm fed up with this!
00:40:58You are a donkey, a troglodyte.
00:41:00You can't get any more idiotic, or more of a melon, or more...
00:41:03But stop wearing your costumes right now!
00:41:06But, boss, it wasn't me, it was two individuals imitating us and...
00:41:09They're imitating us, huh?
00:41:11Well, we're going to give them imitations.
00:41:19Ah, you conspicuous and treacherous scoundrels, I've got you now!
00:41:22No, boss, don't do it, no!
00:41:26That's outrageous, can't you see the real one?
00:41:29I'll kill him, I'll watch him, I'll watch him!
00:41:32I will finally have my revenge!
00:41:33When they get out, the weight falls on them and...
00:41:35Hurry up, you idiot, we have to get out of here as fast as we can.
00:41:38Yes, man.
00:41:41You're so stupid, man!
00:41:46Ah, what little contrivances for me, eh!
00:41:48Well, now you'll see.
00:41:49Still!
00:41:50What are you going to do, man?
00:41:51Those bad guys could be waiting for us behind the door.
00:41:54Look out the window and take a look.
00:42:01And take a look, and take a look.
00:42:03No!
00:42:05I'm fed up with bossy abuses and bald-headedness.
00:42:08I'm fed up!
00:42:12Mortadelo!
00:42:14Have you taken a look?
00:42:15I will unravel the war ax.
00:42:19Horror!
00:42:20Mortadelo has gone mad!
00:42:21Would it be better to run away from here?
00:42:31It serves him right for being perverse and evil.
00:42:34But since I'm a saint, I'll help him get well.
00:42:37Tral, lalalala!
00:42:39Don't worry, boss, Morta is here to make you as good as new again.
00:42:45Now a little knob and...
00:42:57Boss, boss, come outside and see how it turned out.
00:43:04Rambo bites relatives and the squeamish!
00:43:08How awful!
00:43:09That madman has captured my colleagues and now he wants to pulverize me.
00:43:12Well, I'm leaving.
00:43:14It's a calamity!
00:43:16Do something good with your life!
00:43:17Come out and talk with me...
00:43:19Yes, sir!
00:43:23This crazy guy, with all his inventions, must have gone mad.
00:43:26Wow, he's managed to get a ceasefire.
00:43:29Tell me, Morta, how did you manage it?
00:43:32Boss! Boss!
00:43:33Everything's sorted, but what's wrong with you now?
00:43:36Hey?
00:43:37What, what, bloda!
00:43:38How am I supposed to take it if he sent it to me!
00:43:39Let me explain!
00:43:41Don't be a fool!
00:43:42What a blockhead this guy is!
00:43:44That's so cool, Marina!
00:43:45Come there!
00:43:53Come on, bandit!
00:43:55If I catch you, you'll see who's who!
00:43:57Come on, bandit!
00:44:03And here, another one, another one!
00:44:06Oh, another one!
00:44:07Oh, here, here, here!
00:44:09They're going, they're going, they're going!
00:44:11Hey, hey, hey!
00:44:16The well-known Dr. Chiflágoras has captured the entire lynx gang,
00:44:20although due to the ineptitude and lack of cooperation of a certain Philemon,
00:44:23The building where the latter lived had to be bombed.
00:44:27The gang normally operated using disguises and thus creating confusion to facilitate their heists.
00:44:32The whereabouts of a certain Filemón are unknown.
00:44:34and also with a lowercase letter,
00:44:36whom the owner of the farm is frantically searching for day and night while riding in a tank.
00:44:43Thanks to my cunning, perspicacity, and anti-ultrationary foresight,
00:44:46A fake time capsule I built just in case has been destroyed.
00:44:50being impeccable, the true one for the good and fruitful future of that science.
00:44:55And because of him, look what he's done to the cheese.
00:44:57What do I say, the cheese?
00:44:58The cheese.
00:44:59Get out of here!
00:45:00Don't you see that it's a lesser evil in avoiding adverse circumstances?
00:45:03with evident channels of macro-destructive scientific super-annihilation?
00:45:08And now I light the fuses and go inside.
00:45:12I feel sorry for them.
00:45:17No, no, no, no!
00:45:19Oh, oh, oh, oh!
00:45:28No, it doesn't fail.
00:46:06No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:46:07They give me agar.
00:46:07I'm fed up.
00:46:08Two hundred and fifty-two days like this.
00:46:09But be careful, okay?
00:46:11I know you.
00:46:11Oh, oh, I know you!
00:46:16Oh!
00:46:17You're doing worse with your head.
00:46:18Get me out of here!
00:46:20That's outrageous!
00:46:21You're so nervous, cousin!
00:46:22I'm coming!
00:46:24No.
00:46:24No, no, no, no, no.
00:46:25I see you in him.
00:46:26I know what you're going to do.
00:46:26No, no, no.
00:46:31Whistle, whistle, we're relatives.
00:46:33Leave it now.
00:46:33I feel very comfortable here.
00:46:35You know I'm very stubborn, and besides, I have an idea?
00:46:39Take paint.
00:46:42I said you!
00:46:49Morta, morta, I want to be with my friend, morta, mortadelo.
00:46:55I don't understand you, cousin.
00:46:57Where is the family?
00:46:58Take everything away.
00:46:59And speaking of Mortadelo, where is that idiot?
00:47:02I don't understand you.
00:47:34I don't understand you.
00:48:27And I finish my memoirs.
00:48:31Insisting on my absolute dominion over the infinite power of evil and the macabre and sublime doubling and immortality that preceded it,
00:48:47The heiress will eternally dominate the past and the future, year 1798.
00:49:03Count Macula.
00:49:19Did you hear that scream?
00:49:20Yes, cousin, and it's from Morta.
00:49:22Let's see what happened.
00:49:26Boss, tell him to leave it alone.
00:49:28There's no way, he's been trying for seven hours straight.
00:49:31Heureka, I've found it, it's very easy, year 1798, 105 discrepant strontiums, combined with 205 ultraselect coordinates and
00:49:4132 mixed quadrangular acorias on the right.
00:49:44We're lost.
00:49:47And because I consider it extremely interesting, as well as providing a macro documentary value related to the avernological period, I have managed to bring us to this era.
00:49:55The diary of Count Macula S.
00:49:57For further scientific study, I have decided to transfer you there for this purpose, and then I will rescue you.
00:50:04And here, nothing has happened.
00:50:05Okay, cousin?
00:50:07It's been said, let's not talk about it anymore.
00:50:12And you're here not risking Miranda's complexion, just hanging around and waiting to see what happens, huh?
00:50:18How clever, how clever!
00:50:19Stop, please come in!
00:50:22China, push me, eh, I know myself!
00:50:24Well, calm down, because after all the mission is worth it.
00:50:27Of course, cousin, thank goodness we in the family understand each other, protecting ourselves against the stupid ignorance of
00:50:33beings like this that...
00:50:34I've heard it all and now I'm not going.
00:50:37Let's talk to the people once and for all!
00:50:39Let's see, let's see if I remember, because with all this mess I don't know if I...
00:50:43Okay, that's it!
00:50:56Well, now let's wait and see where Mortadelo ends up; I'm sure he'll leave, as always...
00:51:00This time the crazy dwarf really did it right.
00:51:03Imagine falling together, huh, boss...
00:51:05Okay, okay!
00:51:06Let's get down to business!
00:51:09Come on, don't be a coward!
00:51:11Shut me up!
00:51:17And now comes the hard part, how will we open the door?
00:51:20But boss, it's unbelievable that you say that's difficult!
00:51:24That's done!
00:51:25No, we just have to call and they'll open up for us, okay?
00:51:28Ah!
00:51:28Ah!
00:51:30Ah!
00:51:30Ah!
00:51:31Ah!
00:51:33Ah!
00:51:34It's you! It's you! It's you! Ah!
00:51:36Well, I don't know what else to tell you!
00:51:38Well, don't say it.
00:51:39Ah!
00:51:41Ah!
00:51:44Ah!
00:51:46Ah!
00:51:47Ah!
00:51:48Ah!
00:51:50Ah!
00:51:52Ah!
00:51:58Do you have orders not to wake me until twelve?
00:52:11Hey, my wife, it won't be long now!
00:52:13Sure!
00:52:14Just a little jump and bam!
00:52:16Okay, here I come!
00:52:26Poor boss, look at all the things that happen to you!
00:52:29I'm going to...
00:52:33Listen, listen, it's the hour of the ghosts.
00:52:36Hey!
00:52:46Hey, hehehe, look at that!
00:52:53It's like a good fund!
00:52:58Oh, oh, oh!
00:53:02Here it is!
00:53:03Here it is!
00:53:03Here it is!
00:53:04Here it is!
00:53:04Here it is!
00:53:04Here it is!
00:53:18Here it is!
00:53:36There's no other option, slaughterhouse.
00:53:38You have to arm yourself with pain to follow him.
00:53:40And then...
00:53:45Morta!
00:54:03What's wrong, boss? Aren't you going to hide after the horrors we've seen?
00:54:18I'm not asking you to come down from here anymore.
00:54:20How awful, boss! That scoundrel was thirsty.
00:54:23Guess what he's doing now.
00:54:25Don't tell me.
00:54:28Let's hide quickly, they're coming.
00:54:30Get in some armor, boss! Get in!
00:54:33I'm coming.
00:54:36How awful! It would have been so much easier to go into the other one.
00:54:40And the Tsar, he dares to interfere in my affairs!
00:54:46Mine!
00:54:48Mine!
00:54:56Mine!
00:54:58Mine!
00:55:00Mine!
00:55:03Mine!
00:55:04Mine!
00:55:06Mine!
00:55:08UNTEMSpecchge
00:55:09Mine!
00:55:34Don't move, don't make noise.
00:55:36Don't worry, just relax, boss.
00:55:45Don't worry, you stay calm, boss, boss, boss, boss, boss, boss!
00:56:20Don't worry, you stay calm, boss, boss, boss, boss, boss, boss, boss, boss, boss, boss, boss.
00:56:56Don't worry, you stay calm, boss, boss, boss.
00:56:59For that crazy dwarf, everything is easy.
00:57:02Mortadelo, rescue us, one, two, three.
00:57:10What's that cu-cu-cu-cuadupero doing?
00:57:12Return everything here immediately and rectify the situation.
00:57:15R-E-T-I-F-I-Q-E!
00:57:23Not even dead!
00:57:25Adeno!
00:57:26Rescue me if you're brave!
00:57:30Oh, boss, boss, boss, boss, boss, boss, boss, boss, boss, boss, boss, boss, boss, boss, boss, boss, boss, boss, boss,
00:57:33boss, boss, boss, boss, boss, boss, boss, boss, boss, boss, boss, boss, boss, boss, boss, boss, boss, boss, boss, boss, boss, boss,
00:57:33boss, boss, boss, boss, boss, boss, boss, boss, boss, boss, boss, boss, boss, boss, boss, boss, boss, boss, boss, boss, boss, boss,
00:57:33boss, boss, boss, boss, boss, boss, boss, boss, boss, boss, boss, boss, boss, boss
00:57:55making him drink water.
00:57:56But this is unheard of.
00:57:57How are we going to get him to drink water without him noticing?
00:58:01Very easy, boss.
00:58:03Apparently, that's what the mangula does every night at 12.
00:58:07choose an enormous chestnut.
00:58:10Then we must discover where it drinks from.
00:58:13Adding water to the wine, which is normal, and so on.
00:58:16What do you think of my idea?
00:58:23Yes, agreed. We have to disillusion him somehow.
00:58:28It's already 12 o'clock.
00:58:30Listen, listen to what they've got going on.
00:58:33That's clear, boss. Is he already using his trunk?
00:58:56No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:59:17What a blow! What a blow!
00:59:20My stilts, where are my stilts?
00:59:24They're broken.
00:59:26Come! Come! Come!
00:59:33Look, boss, at how the count is organized.
00:59:35It has everything. Look, look, it even has a wand.
00:59:40That's outrageous!
00:59:42What a lot of drink!
00:59:45Morapio, quita pena, sangria, peleón.
00:59:48Everything is very clear.
00:59:49But don't lose that book, it's the most important thing of all.
00:59:54Watch out, here it comes. We have to hide right away.
00:59:56And as soon as he arrives, do it, we're out!
00:59:59Always at your service, boss!
01:00:01Always at your service, boss!
01:00:02Even if he doesn't like wine, he's still an animal.
01:00:06It's an animal!
01:00:08With the pim, pim, pim, pum!
01:00:10With water!
01:00:11Yes, boss, boss, boss!
01:00:16Here, here, drink some water!
01:00:18Yes, boss, boss!
01:00:36What again?
01:00:38I promise I will never drink again.
01:00:40I will never drink again for the rest of my life.
01:00:42Thank you very much, young man, for disillusioning me.
01:00:45And now I'm going back to my village. Goodbye!
01:00:49Well, that settles the matter.
01:00:51Be very careful with that book until Chiflágonas rescues us.
01:00:54Don't lose it, okay?
01:00:56Don't worry, boss, but keep in mind that the book says that 30 seconds after the disenchantment
01:01:01Everything will go back to the way it was before.
01:01:04So, can we disappear too, boss?
01:01:08Cousin, cousin Chiflágonas, rescue us right away.
01:01:13Let's see, 67 stupid magneto-corded, 67 scabrous strotii and let's see, let's see, let's see what happens.
01:01:41Solga, come out already, you hen!
01:01:48Know this: Mortadelo is fed up, fed up, fed up!
01:01:51Enough of this nonsense, let's see where the book of memoirs is!
01:01:57Count Macula!
01:02:02It's funny.
01:02:04It turns out I had it, but I think I left it on a table that...
01:02:09No, not in a hurry, of course not!
01:02:13Oh, it's driving me crazy!
01:02:17I'm going to eat myself!
01:02:19That's what I omit, cousin!
01:02:26Rividiela, look what hunger does.
01:02:27Nor why do you want to recommend a frog.
01:02:50I know Dante!
01:02:52Thank you!
01:02:53Thank you!
01:02:55Graciemile!
01:02:57I have the sublime, ineffable, and prodigal Bobo Pelliconor honor of addressing you on behalf of the director of this little movie
01:03:04To inform you that the following and awesome adventure
01:03:08It will be at Aqualandia, and none other than in La Mopa.
01:03:12That is, Mancomunated Official Filoprospero Actualica Inc
01:03:15Where the world's greatest sages and some from abroad are gathered
01:03:21Cousin Chiflagora, I suppose that naturally we will carry the wardrobe of time with us, right?
01:03:26And don't interrupt, you indiscreet person, can't you see I'm giving a lecture?
01:03:30Giving a lecture, yes, yes, what a drag
01:03:34What a mess, huh?
01:03:47What's happening?
01:03:49What's happening?
01:03:50Take!
01:03:53What are you doing?
01:03:54Hold me, hold me
01:03:55Or is it that...
01:03:55I'm getting myself into another mess because of this crazy dwarf
01:03:58And that's a no-go
01:04:00Be quiet!
01:04:01And you, silence, ignorant and dim-witted youth
01:04:04Don't you see that everything is planned?
01:04:07And how on earth are we going to get to Aqualandia?
01:04:09And also taking the time-tested wardrobe with us
01:04:11In my latest and most sensational invention
01:04:15Gentlemen, remove your hats
01:04:17They are facing Sub-Anch-Javier
01:04:28Oh, what a crazy guy, I'm dying of laughter!
01:04:35I don't fall for that decoy of hunting demons.
01:04:45Rhyme, let go, marrow!
01:04:46From the order, Chiflán
01:04:47Ah, you won't see what I usually do for rudely mocking me!
01:04:53What kind of decoy do you use to hunt demons, huh?
01:04:56And be very careful not to let the gas escape, eh, Mortadelo?
01:05:01How handsome I would often look if I kept quiet!
01:05:06I'm so dizzy! I'm so dizzy!
01:05:12Well, we're high enough now.
01:05:16Now let's all get on the ship
01:05:19Everyone? How?
01:05:20So, cousin
01:05:20What a height, what a height, what dizziness!
01:05:24Huh, what does it look like?
01:05:25What, my dad!
01:05:29And now I'll shoot!
01:05:32No?
01:05:33No!
01:05:34No, no, no, no!
01:05:36What's happening?
01:05:37Oh!
01:05:38Oh, oh, oh, oh!
01:05:40Oh, oh!
01:05:42There, there!
01:05:43I said...
01:05:44All!
01:05:45All!
01:05:47All!
01:05:48All!
01:05:51All!
01:05:54All!
01:06:03Friends, we're already in the ocean and over the target
01:06:06We will now perform the water landing.
01:06:10Are you ready?
01:06:12Yes, we're ready, but slowly, okay?
01:06:14We're ready, but slowly.
01:06:16Well, it's a descent! Buckle up!
01:06:35And I told him gently, that if not...
01:06:38And didn't I say, fasten your seatbelts, you idiots?
01:06:42Yes, yes, but we wear suspenders
01:06:47I always have to do the shining.
01:06:50Stop messing around and tell me if I see anything!
01:06:53I see nothing, absolutely nothing.
01:06:55Oh, so? There's no danger on the surface, huh, Mortadelo?
01:07:00How should I know? I dropped my glasses, for crying out loud!
01:07:03Fever, it's clear that it's a shame.
01:07:07Invest in everything, champ!
01:07:32Come on, cousin Chiflagoras, tell us, what's happening now?
01:07:35I don't know, I don't know!
01:07:37Let me check...
01:07:39But by all the monsters of the aquatic hell!
01:07:43If this is the animal that has its hoof!
01:07:46Placed directly on top of the fuel hose!
01:07:51Okay, okay, that's enough.
01:07:52I'm getting tired of him insulting me.
01:07:54Simply lifting your foot is enough.
01:07:56But there's no need to call someone those things
01:07:59Boss, this little guy goes crazy and doesn't think straight, you know?
01:08:13They're so soft!
01:08:15I'll have to take charge of the controls.
01:08:59Chovies, come up here calling for Moza!
01:09:04Here's Moza, we're waiting for you!
01:09:07Go ahead, go ahead!
01:09:08Are you in your Moza?
01:09:31They could at least hire a waiter or two, like at train stations, Rábana.
01:09:35Head to the big screen for some serious formulas and leave your weapons on the ground
01:09:39I don't like this at all.
01:09:41Cousin, tell that idiot to shut up!
01:09:44Shut up and don't argue, do what you're told.
01:09:54I said all weapons on the ground
01:09:56Let's take a look at the invention!
01:09:59By all the galaxies! This is a joke!
01:10:07Fools, he crossed the ocean to bring me that piece of junk from a wardrobe
01:10:16Now look at the screen on the left!
01:10:23I am the great Murtilus!
01:10:27I have every invention on earth
01:10:30And all the wise men are my prisoners.
01:10:33My power controls the facilities of the...
01:10:38From the...
01:10:40From the...
01:10:47I'm leaving, we're going to catch the flu
01:10:53Stop, chicken! Where are you going?
01:10:54We must save my colleagues, the wise ones, no matter what.
01:10:57What we need to do is get out of here
01:11:01My science will save us, cousin.
01:11:02Let's see, let's see
01:11:05Sometimes science is overridden by circumstances beyond its control.
01:11:10Go ahead, gentlemen
01:11:11But how on earth did it open?
01:11:13Very easy, boss.
01:11:14I made another door with this little knife
01:11:21And now we'll go down to...
01:11:23To inspect
01:11:24Do you have a driver's license, shorty?
01:11:26Shut up, you ignorant fool!
01:11:27Here we go!
01:11:28Slow down, cousin, slow down!
01:11:30We're giving it our all!
01:11:30Oh, we're so full of ourselves!
01:11:31But, but, but, but!
01:11:36And let's not waste any time!
01:11:38You, cousin!
01:11:39To the right!
01:11:39I'll go left and we'll see!
01:11:42Say no more!
01:11:43I'll go downtown!
01:11:53Oh!
01:11:54Oh my god, I'm cracking up!
01:11:55Tiny, more than tiny
01:11:57And now that I remember
01:11:58What about the raise I asked for in 1920?
01:12:01Hey!
01:12:02Oh, look!
01:12:03Look where he's gotten himself into!
01:12:04Oh, what a barnacle!
01:12:06Hahaha!
01:12:07And I don't even want to think about how the dwarf from Chiflágoras is going to turn out
01:12:11Because if he was short before, now...
01:12:13Hahaha!
01:12:16Oh, and I've always liked your cousin, boss!
01:12:21Mortadello, look what it says on that little sign!
01:12:23What does "duration in one minute" mean, boss?
01:12:35Let's be very careful.
01:12:37Mortadelo, take a look behind the corner
01:12:39Go
01:12:46What the hell happened to him? I can't trust anyone.
01:12:49I'll go myself to see what's happening
01:12:51Yes, yes, go, go see what happens
01:12:59Oh, what a blow!
01:13:01I have an idea, boss.
01:13:03No, no, no
01:13:03They won't dare with such a tender scene.
01:13:06I don't know, I don't know
01:13:13And I'm always solving everything
01:13:15Where are these damned people?
01:13:18What an idea, huh?
01:13:19Who could it have been that...?
01:13:21Do you have the ideas?
01:13:24Rancher!
01:13:25Rancher!
01:13:29I see what an idea is when I get hold of it...
01:13:36Me saving the wise men, transferring them to their countries
01:13:39With my efficient wardrobe in the ti-ti-ti-time
01:13:42Extracted from my supine to ineffable cerebellar numense
01:13:46And you guys playing tag
01:13:49And trampling over science, personified in my dignified effigy
01:13:56High!
01:13:57He said stop
01:13:58We have to go through this corridor
01:14:00It leads to the chamber of Martyr
01:14:02At the corner
01:14:04Around there
01:14:07I don't want to hear it, I don't want to hear it
01:14:09What a fall!
01:14:11No!
01:14:16I don't want to hear it!
01:14:18I don't want to hear it
01:14:19I don't want to hear it
01:14:21AND...
01:14:23I don't want to hear it
01:14:31I don't want to hear it
01:14:46That's outrageous!
01:14:47Just making a connection with that photoelectric beam is incredible.
01:14:51Of course, because dwarves can't reach that far.
01:14:54Shut up, Retino!
01:14:55They are already presidents of the intelligence of their neighbor.
01:15:11This is the end! They destroy each other, and they are gone!
01:15:29Oh, for once the bald man has behaved himself! Get him inside!
01:15:32It's getting away, it's getting away!
01:15:33But here I am, to stop it!
01:15:37What a blunder! We were about to...
01:15:39Hush, hush! Don't tell me!
01:15:43Let's see, let's see!
01:15:44After all that commotion, I don't know if he'll be...
01:15:47...together with my invention, we'll try it out!
01:15:49Take him to the police!
01:15:50That's it, send it to Commissioner Pizzolet!
01:16:07He's so clever! He just needs to learn to talk!
01:16:09What on earth is going on here?!
01:16:12Oh, how awful, Serofín! I've gotten fatter!
01:16:14Suggestion, Mr. Gavagonesa! Suggestion!
01:16:17Oh!
01:16:18And now throw the little sardine in, son!
01:16:23Rude, shameless!
01:16:24There's some kind of radio malfunction here!
01:16:26It's the best!
01:16:28What a mess you're making, Pizzolet!
01:16:30What am I doing?
01:16:31Get off me, you rude person!
01:16:33Pinniped!
01:16:36That's enough! You're going too far!
01:16:38I still don't understand it, cousin, but this time I won't fail!
01:16:41To the police station, that's what we're saying!
01:16:42Well, I tell you that I'm neither crazy nor seeing things!
01:16:45Oh, rude!
01:16:49Wow! This is just what we needed!
01:16:50Well, I don't understand it!
01:16:52Cats bring bad luck!
01:16:53Who turned off the light?!
01:16:54You won't get away, you insolent cat!
01:16:56Here you are, you piece of shit!
01:16:59Take your hooves off me and turn on the light!
01:17:00Turn it on!
01:17:01Yes, boss!
01:17:02What a rooster!
01:17:04Here, you rude person! The light is on!
01:17:05I've got the switch!
01:17:07I know, cousin!
01:17:07He's capable of pressing the destruction button!
01:17:09For everything, I don't lose it!
01:17:10What distrust!
01:17:13But it seems unbelievable to me.
01:17:15If I do it like this, I turn the light off and on.
01:17:18And if I had done it that way...
01:17:20No!
01:17:20So!
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