00:00By the way, while we're on the topic of Drab's birthday, he had a guy buy him a birthday cake.
00:06He brought it in to work.
00:07Oh, he did yesterday?
00:09He brought it in.
00:10It's right out there.
00:11It's right on the table.
00:12A bitty?
00:16No, not a bitty.
00:17It's my friend Trey.
00:19Oh, you brought Trey.
00:21What's going on with you and Trey?
00:23That's his boy.
00:24I've never bought a guy a birthday cake.
00:25I'll be honest, I was very flattered and excited to eat the cake.
00:30Did you blow out your birthday candle?
00:34He blew out something else.
00:38That was awkward to talk about because I could see the way Bickle's looking at me.
00:42Literally, another guy's never gotten me a birthday cake.
00:44It's the first time in my life.
00:47I was running errands last night and I was talking on the phone and I see Trey calling me.
00:54And I was about to pull up to the house and so I just hit ignore.
00:58And then I pull up to the driveway and I see him standing in my driveway.
01:04Oh, my God.
01:05He lives pretty close to you, right?
01:06I didn't even know he knew where I lived.
01:08Oh, Lord.
01:10Go ahead.
01:12Go ahead.
01:13And he's carrying a bag.
01:14I'm like, I go, what are you doing here?
01:17Yeah.
01:18It's to put your remains in.
01:20Exactly.
01:21And he goes, it's your birthday.
01:23And I go, yeah, I know.
01:25And I go, what do you got there?
01:27He goes, I've bought you a cake.
01:32And I go, what?
01:34And he goes, yeah, I went to Paris Baguette.
01:38That sounds fancy.
01:40Yeah.
01:40And you know what?
01:41It had the receipt in there.
01:42I didn't look at it.
01:44Probably at least a $60 cake, $50, $60 cake or something.
01:47No, he bought eight individual slices to, like, fill up the cake box.
01:51Oh.
01:53It does look pretty boozy.
01:55Did he buy it?
01:55I'm begging you to cake stomach.
01:56Hold on.
01:57Is this for, like, ADs?
01:58Is this an AD grab that I'm not realizing?
02:00Is this what this is?
02:01It's got to be.
02:01Is he trying to do this because he wants to do it on the show?
02:04Because he knew he was going to mention it.
02:05So he wants to do it on the show.
02:06I don't think so.
02:08So I think Trey, this is my perception of Trey, who I've met many times,
02:11and he's very nice, is that he's kind of socially awkward.
02:15Ah, is that what it is?
02:16This is a socially awkward bit.
02:19So when we were at the.
02:21I'm glad he did it.
02:21Is this the guy who went to Dewey?
02:23Yes.
02:24That JP was going to drive or something?
02:26He liked soccer or something?
02:27He played in college.
02:28Okay.
02:29Yeah.
02:31But I think he's just socially awkward.
02:35Inept.
02:35I mean, that one piece of cake right there, it tells the whole story.
02:40Let me hold this up.
02:42This rainbow cake here.
02:44Looks delicious.
02:45I thought your birthday was in June.
02:47Strawberry on top.
02:48That looks so good.
02:49You know how good that is?
02:51Oh, my God.
02:52What is going on?
02:53What's that dude's story?
02:54Does he have a wife and kid and everything?
02:56He does have a wife.
02:57He just had a kid.
02:58When we were hanging out last weekend, someone did say,
03:01if we didn't know better, we wouldn't believe you had a wife.
03:04Yeah.
03:04Not because he's, he's just, sometimes he's a little bit awkward.
03:08And like, he went on a barstool.
03:10He did a barstool filming one time and they called him Creepy Trey.
03:13Because he was like.
03:14What do you mean he did a barstool filming?
03:16Like, he went to New York and he like.
03:18They do an internet show.
03:20An internet show.
03:21In like an apartment or whatever.
03:22He sat in the crowd and he like got invited in.
03:25Oh, he's definitely an AD guy.
03:29Well, yeah, a little bit.
03:30Yeah.
03:30Yeah.
03:31In fact, he said, do you think I'll get any ADs tomorrow?
03:34This is an AD grab.
03:36Okay.
03:36Now it makes sense.
03:37Yeah.
03:37Big AD deposit.
03:38That's what we thought.
03:40Yeah.
03:40Yeah.
03:41It makes sense.
03:41He knew he was going to talk about it.
03:42Yeah.
03:43So did he get you the eight pieces because you're supposed to share with the boys?
03:47Is that the idea?
03:48Yeah.
03:49Man, it's going to screw up my fast.
03:50It's kind of falls into the ROMs.
03:52All ADs are good ADs.
03:53Yeah.
03:54Definitely.
03:54This is why I don't think he's doing it for ADs.
03:58Because he was awkward when he was hanging out with us last Saturday at the brewery.
04:04No, no, no.
04:05I'm sure he's awkward.
04:07But this is for ADs.
04:09And he's going to be there tonight, right?
04:10Oh, I guarantee you.
04:11Open road.
04:12Of course he is.
04:13He's awesome.
04:14I do like him a lot.
04:16Yeah.
04:16He's entertaining.
04:16But he's also an idiot.
04:18He makes me laugh.
04:19He told this girl.
04:21He said something to me about her energy and that she's intimidating.
04:25Okay.
04:25And she's a friend of Aldi's.
04:27Okay.
04:28And then he tried to reiterate that to her, to tell her that.
04:32And he said to her face, I'm not saying you're intimidating, but you don't have resting bitch face.
04:42So he was trying to soften the blow a little bit.
04:46Yeah, but all she heard was resting bitch face.
04:48Yeah, it's not going to go over well.
04:49And then she talked about that for the next four hours.
04:51Of course.
04:51About how a guy said she had resting bitch face.
04:53Well, why would he say to him?
04:55Poor move.
04:55He's awkward sometimes.
04:56Was she bullying him or something?
04:58No.
04:58No.
04:59Probably she wasn't getting enough attention.
05:01I don't know.
05:03Yeah, it's weird.
05:04But I will eat this cake.
05:06As you should.
05:07You can have that one.
05:08You can't let it go to waste.
05:09Hey, see if you can eat that in one bite.
05:13The barstool bit.
05:15Are they all the same?
05:16No, there's chocolate.
05:18It looks like there's a marshmallow one in there.
05:21Trace DeLace.
05:23I can already tell you.
05:25He has a cake named after him.
05:27Lace DeLace.
05:27In there.
05:28Lace DeLace.
05:29Oh, boy.
05:31He'll definitely be there tonight.
05:33I would expect him to be there.
05:35Okay, reiterate what's happening tonight then.
05:39We're going to Open Road.
05:41We'll probably be at those tables on the side in the bar area.
05:44And that's why, for his birthday.
05:47Yeah.
05:47Birthday celebration.
05:48Yeah.
05:48Drab's birthday.
05:49And then we're having a joint party.
05:52What's the other celebration?
05:54My birthday's Monday.
05:56I can't keep track.
05:57Sorry.
05:58Don't worry.
05:58Drab, you have the receipt.
05:59How much did Trey spend on said cake?
06:02$60.
06:03$59.94.
06:04Wow.
06:05Look at that.
06:06Diapers for his newborn.
06:08So that's like $750 per slice of cake.
06:10Yeah.
06:11That's a price of cake.
06:12No, he did it for the ADs.
06:13Oh, absolutely.
06:14He did it for the ADs.
06:15I'm not saying he doesn't like you.
06:17But, I mean, you know, otherwise, maybe he would have got you, like, you know, some Jack Daniels or something.
06:21Yeah, like what a normal guy gets somebody.
06:23He spent $60 real dollars for, like, a million-dollar AD deposit.
06:27Got you a rainbow cake.
06:29He's easy to me to get to you.
06:31Or cakes.
06:31Or bish.
06:32Or whoever.
06:33I don't think he's interested in me.
06:34I had no conversations.
06:36He doesn't care.
06:37He seemed like a pleasant enough guy as I walked by, but that was enough for me.
06:40Like, you know.
06:43All right.
06:44Well, come hang out.
06:45It seemed like he had a nice demeanor to him from afar.
06:48He is nice.
06:48Very nice.
06:49Yeah.
06:49He's a nice guy.
06:50I think I met him in the Harris Teeter.
06:52That's the way I first met him.
06:53Uh-huh.
06:54At the store.
06:55Did he buy you a gift?
06:57No, he didn't buy me any cakes.
06:58Yeah.
06:58All right.
06:59If he wants to buy me a gift, you know what?
07:01If he wants to buy me an A.J. DeBonsa jersey today before 10 a.m., I'm sorry.
07:05Man, you're really all about this A.J. DeBonsa jersey.
07:08Hey, he might show up at 10 o'clock with a jersey.
07:10He could.
07:11I need to try one on.
07:12I'm going to see if I can slither into a large.
07:15Bring multiple sizes coming down, Trey.
07:17Bring two sizes.
07:18Bring a large and an XL just in case.
07:20Yeah.
07:20We'll have to figure it out.
07:22Cakes, his wishing willow might be on the junkies.
07:25His wishing willow?
07:26That's such a great bit.
07:27EB has no idea what we're talking about.
07:29That was a reference.
07:30It's from the movie Obsession.
07:32Oh.
07:33The one that made all the money that cost $750,000 to make.
07:36It's made like $400 million at the box office.
07:38That was a couple months ago.
07:38Were these young producers or whatever?
07:40Yeah.
07:40He was one of those guys.
07:41Just killing it.
07:42Yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:42All right.
07:43Is this Trey calling in right now?
07:45I think Drab's trying to get a hold of him.
07:47Probably got his pants around his ankles right now.
07:51He probably got up early because he knew that we were going to talk about his cake.
07:54All right, so we'll try to connect with Trey.
07:57Maybe we'll talk to him when we come back.
07:58And I know that at 7 a.m., we're going to hit the skins.
08:01And at 725, we'll be joined by Mike Jones from The Athletic.
08:05We'll talk commanders and NFL with him.
08:08So lots to get to here on The Junks.
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