00:00The new firework freeze from 5-Hour Energy really makes me think about summer.
00:04And you know what I love about summer, Chuck?
00:06What?
00:06Freedom.
00:09Yeah, me too. Freedom from pants.
00:11Jesus, Chuck, put some pants on.
00:13What? It's summer.
00:21Dave and Chuck the Freaks, pervert of the day.
00:25Also, hot or not.
00:27Oh, well.
00:28Now, Jason's out.
00:30Lisa, there's a man involved if you'd like to be in.
00:33Okay.
00:35It's a couple banging in an apartment pool.
00:42Okay, hold on.
00:44In Texas.
00:46And there's a big age difference here.
00:49Uh-oh.
00:51A Texas woman has been accused of having loud...
00:58Loud sex.
01:00Okay.
01:01...with a man more than twice her age...
01:05Mm-hmm.
01:06...at an apartment complex pool.
01:1132-year-old Emily Parma was arrested for public lewdness about 5 p.m. in Waco, about 100 miles south
01:22of Dallas.
01:23Nothing ever happens there.
01:26The man she was allegedly having sex with at the apartment complex.
01:3275-year-old Douglas Faith.
01:35Stop it.
01:3675?
01:3775?
01:38Ew.
01:39Are you sure that this is a hot or not for this guy?
01:43That's a definite not.
01:44Listen, if you're nailing a 32-year-old, you deserve to be a part of a hot or not.
01:50He could be a looker.
01:52I mean, he doesn't have money, so...
01:55How do you know that?
01:57Well, I guess I don't.
01:59Waco police were dispatched to the complex...
02:01Let me think about it.
02:02...were reported indecent exposure after receiving multiple 911 calls.
02:08More than eight people alleged that they were banging in the back left corner of the pool.
02:16Parma was allegedly grinding and thrusting on top of Faith.
02:21She was also letting out loud moans.
02:27The 32-year-old was arrested for public lewdness for having loud sex with the guy.
02:3475-year-old Douglas Faith told police that she had been on top of him, but insisted they had not
02:39been having sex.
02:44He claimed that he had a penile implant.
02:48So there's no way...
02:51They could be doing that.
02:53What's this thing he's doing?
02:55I don't know.
02:56She's a mess.
02:56He also found two marijuana joints in his possession.
03:01He was also charged with possession of marijuana.
03:07This lady, according to her social media profile, indicates she had been an Air Force veteran, joined the Armed Forces
03:15in 2014.
03:16Thank you for your service.
03:21She was later released on a $1,500 bond.
03:24He was released on a $3,000 bond.
03:31Waco police said that they did find they were involved sexually and publicly in a pool.
03:41This lady's profile also mentioned she's majored in sports medicine and is a women's tennis player.
03:49Okay.
03:50Chuck is taking so many notes.
03:51There's a lot of information.
03:53There is.
03:53There's probably more information than any hot or not we've done.
03:56I'm jealous.
03:57I know.
03:57There's a lot of info.
03:59A lot.
03:59You've never revealed that much.
04:01I know.
04:01He just keeps going.
04:04Well, the thing, the truth about it, it's like, it's a lot of info, but there's only a few things
04:11you can really kind of glean something from.
04:14You know, Waco.
04:15I don't know if there's a nice part of Waco.
04:17The only Waco part I know is the one that burned.
04:22I don't know much about Waco.
04:24I don't.
04:27I would have thought that this woman was just acting.
04:31Making all the loud noises, like going over the top because you're with a 75 year old guy and I
04:37have to assume it's a money kind of situation like it had to be.
04:42So you're really playing it up.
04:44Then he's only got a couple joints on him, though.
04:46It's like, where's the cool drugs?
04:48Where's like the drugs that are worth banging somebody for?
04:51I haven't seen any of them.
04:53Two marijuana joints.
04:54You know, you're going to bang someone for a joint.
04:57Some do, I guess, but I don't recommend it.
05:01Now, stop dancing to porn music, Jason.
05:04I'm not in the hot or not, so I'm just taking a dance break.
05:07Don't worry about me.
05:09Am I distracting you?
05:10Yeah.
05:10Oh, what's going on over there?
05:12You're like one of those wavy things they put outside of a pizza place.
05:15He can't help but look.
05:16He can't help but watch you.
05:19Sports medicine.
05:20Dance break.
05:21And tennis player.
05:23Yeah.
05:24That leads me to believe, like, okay, like, you're active.
05:28You're in shape.
05:29You know?
05:32I'm going to give the...
05:35I'm going to give the lady, like, a five.
05:37I think she's, like, in shape.
05:40Not...
05:40It's not...
05:41Something's off.
05:42Okay?
05:43Something is off.
05:44Something's off.
05:45I can't put my finger on it.
05:48Douglas.
05:49I hate that his name's Douglas.
05:51I know you do.
05:52I know.
05:53That's right when you said that.
05:54I was like, why is his name Douglas?
05:56I know you do.
05:56You're sweet Douglas.
05:57The penile implant and the...
06:00Now, I will say, eight people were in the pool.
06:06They stayed.
06:07Yeah.
06:08They stayed.
06:08They stayed.
06:09They stayed to watch the show.
06:11They were upset, kind of, but not upset enough to, like...
06:16If I saw an old guy banging someone gross, I'm not sticking around the pool.
06:22You saw an old guy banging someone hot, you're staying in the pool?
06:25Yeah, you check it out.
06:27I see what's going on.
06:29Okay.
06:30That's what I think happened here.
06:32Eight people.
06:33They were upset, but they didn't leave.
06:37I'm going to say...
06:43Douglas is an okay-looking 75-year-old man.
06:48He's going to look old.
06:49He's going to look old, but I think he is, like...
06:53We'll all say, huh.
06:56He looks around 60.
06:59Number?
07:00I think he's a 5'2".
07:02Really, I'm not giving a 5.
07:05I'm going to go 1.
07:07Okay.
07:071, you're giving him a 1.
07:08Douglas gets a 1.
07:10Yep.
07:11All right.
07:112 5s.
07:12At least it's just a number.
07:13She's not giving you an explanation.
07:14I don't know if it's a money thing.
07:16Because it's just the age.
07:17If it's not a money thing, I don't know why.
07:20I can't...
07:20It has to be, like, a decent looks thing.
07:23I don't know.
07:24All right.
07:24Remember, you can always play along with Hot or Nots at DaveAndCheckTheFreak.com.
07:28We are always linked to the stories there so you can see who we're talking about.
07:31You can't always pay someone for sex, though.
07:33That is the other thing I didn't think about.
07:35Chuck says Waco threw him off.
07:38The money situation, just having two joints.
07:40But the fact that she's into sports medicine and plays tennis means she's likely active.
07:44He thinks she's in shape, but something's off.
07:46He gives her a 5.
07:48For Douglas, the old guy, his penile implant and the fact that eight people stayed, he's
07:53given him a 5 as well.
07:55Lisa gives him a 1.
07:57For being...
07:58Oh, yeah.
08:01Now, here we are, as you can see, at DaveAndCheckTheFreak.com.
08:04That's her.
08:07Okay.
08:07I mean...
08:09Pretty close.
08:105?
08:10Yeah.
08:105'6".
08:11Right.
08:11I think 5'6".
08:12Yeah.
08:12I mean, that's better than her mugshot.
08:14Mugshot's not great.
08:15Sure.
08:16I mean, you just bang all day.
08:17I give a 4-5 with a mugshot.
08:18That's Douglas.
08:20Nope.
08:21No.
08:21What in...
08:22Do you think he just paid for it?
08:25Possibly.
08:25But what is she doing?
08:26She's an educated lady.
08:28It's not like she's a whore.
08:29It works.
08:31What's she doing, though?
08:32Make it make sense to me, Lisa.
08:34I can't.
08:35Make it make sense to me.
08:36Why is she banging a 75-year-old penile implant guy in this lovely pool?
08:41Well, it's a nicer place than I thought it was going to be.
08:47Maybe he does have some coin.
08:48I don't think she's as great as we think.
08:51Oh, the mugshot.
08:52Yeah, as I'm saying, the mugshot is rough.
08:55But she takes a decent picture otherwise.
08:57Yeah.
08:59Does he have a penile implant?
09:01Or that was his excuse, right?
09:03That's what he said.
09:03He said, I don't...
09:04There's no way I could have had sex.
09:06Would you say that if you didn't have one?
09:07You know they could instantly check.
09:09I think he was saying, like, we weren't having sex.
09:11How could I?
09:12I have a penile implant.
09:14Like, it was...
09:15I think it was his excuse to get out of...
09:17Right.
09:18...being busted.
09:19Would you say you had one?
09:21Why?
09:22Sure.
09:24My guess is he actually does have one.
09:27Yeah.
09:27But it doesn't mean that you didn't fire it up.
09:31Once the cops are on scene, you can go and hit the button and have the whole thing, have
09:36the air let out of the tires.
09:37You know what I mean?
09:39I think you were both fairly correct.
09:42I'll give you both points there.
09:44He's definitely a one-two.
09:45She's definitely a four-five.
09:47She didn't know what she was doing.
09:48Like, she didn't think about it.
09:50How drunk would you have to be, Lisa?
09:52There's no way.
09:54That's the...
09:55I'd love to talk to her and be like, what?
09:57But make this make sense to me.
10:00Why were you banging a man more than double your age in a pool in an apartment complex?
10:07It's okay.
10:07It has to be money.
10:09Or drugs.
10:10It has to be money or drugs.
10:12Do you think if you look at her...
10:14She's in love with him?
10:15Is she in love with him?
10:17No.
10:17Could she be in love with him?
10:18No.
10:19Could his penile implant rock her world?
10:21No.
10:22Based on her mugshot, she's probably fallen on some tough times.
10:25Yeah, I think so, too.
10:25Like, you can see, like, it progressively getting worse.
10:29Right.
10:29Because she does not look like...
10:31That doesn't even look the same person, really.
10:32No.
10:33I think if I had to really make an educated guess, meth-y meth-meth.
10:39I know they didn't find any...
10:41She looks like she's on meth.
10:41She looks like she's gained weight, and I lost it.
10:42Yeah, she's gained weight.
10:45It's something.
10:46Unless they're meth donuts.
10:48It's something.
10:49More sprinkles on the donuts?
10:52Not a bad idea.
10:54Gotta make sure you eat meth-heads.
10:55You're like a donut.
10:57It's something.
10:58There's a drug involved that money helps acquire.
11:03It does not make sense, but you have to check it out for yourself at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com,
11:07where you'll see their mugshots.
11:08Mr. Implant and Miss Air Force.
11:11Yeah, because he just looks like a...
11:13I don't know.
11:15Maybe he doesn't quite look 75, but...
11:18No.
11:18I mean, he's not as bad as, like, the Belichick.
11:22Right!
11:23Right!
11:23Right!
11:23You know, that's really...
11:25Right.
11:26It's still not great, though.
11:27No, it's not great.
11:28I do not want to hear her loud moans.
11:30No, I do not.
11:32No, I do not.
11:33He's dying in there.
11:35He is dying.
11:36I gotta be choked up.
11:37Thinking about the moans.
11:41He's really dying.
11:44Ryan may have to give him some sort of...
11:46Stay out of here!
11:51Yeah, I don't know.
11:52That doesn't make any sense to me that one, but...
11:55Go check it out for yourself.
12:01DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com
12:02What is wrong?
12:03Yeah, why are you pausing like that?
12:03I guess someone thinks they couldn't see it, but I don't know.
12:07See it where?
12:07On the video?
12:09Oh, on the website?
12:10Go to the YouTube live stream.
12:12We got it right here for you.
12:14I'm sure it's there.
12:15You're going to the right...
12:17Let's do a live check.
12:18Let's just check.
12:19Let's check our website.
12:21I'm sure it's there.
12:22It may not be.
12:23See Bobby Bobby Doodle.
12:25You mean you can't...
12:26The one that says hot or not?
12:29Loud sex?
12:32Right there.
12:34No.
12:34Right there.
12:35Don't question me.
12:36Right there.
12:37Cricket.
12:39Yes.
12:40Yeah.
12:40Texas woman accused of loud sex.
12:41Hot or not.
12:42Just found it.
12:43Right there.
12:45It's there.
12:46Get to stepping.
12:47Boong.
12:48Boong.
12:48Boong.
12:48Boong.
12:48Boong.
12:49Boong.
12:50Boong.
12:50Boong.
12:50Boong.
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