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Sa pagdating ni Victoria (Sunshine Dizon) biglang bumalik sa panahon ng silent film ang buong barangay dahil sa bracelet niyang galing sa diyosa ng katahimikan. Paano kaya babalik ang mga boses nila?

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‘Beh Bote Nga’ is a situational comedy starring Janno Gibbs as Kot and Anjo Yllana as Tot, centering on two garbagemen whose lives change after they accidentally discover a genie in a bottle. This episode’s guest is Sunshine Dizon.

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00:04We were young and we were younger
00:07We were younger and we were younger
00:09We were younger at the Lazzle
00:13Medical and Engineering
00:14I was told,
00:16How saucy!
00:19You're not bad
00:20We were hard
00:22We were hard
00:23We were hard
00:25We were hard
00:25We were hard
00:27Nagtutulap na lang ng karito
00:31Nagdadaan sa Ateneo
00:33Sinisigaw ay pote dyaryo
00:35Ang sabi pa nila
00:37Kadiri to death
00:39You're so mantot
00:41Yah!
00:42Kahit kami ay isnaping
00:43Kahit kami ay isnaping
00:45Ay okay lang sa akin
00:49Aum! Aum!
00:52Bebote nga! Bebote nga!
00:54Biglang may umapil na genie
00:56At sabi tutulungan daw kami
00:59Bebote nga! Bebote nga! Bebebebebote nga!
01:05Malalaki na nga kami ngayon
01:08Nagtutulap na lang ng karito
01:11Nagtadaan sa Ateneo
01:14Sinisigaw ay pote dyaryo
01:16Ang sabi pa nila
01:18Ang sabi pa nila
01:18But you need to death
01:19You're so mantot
01:22Kahit kami ay isnaping
01:23Kahit kami ay isnaping
01:25Kahit kami ay isnaping
01:25Ay okay lang sa amin
01:29Aum! Aum!
01:32Bebote nga! Bebote nga!
01:34Kahit trabaho na may ganito
01:37Malinis marangal naman ito
01:40Bebote nga! Bebote nga! Bebote nga! Bebote nga! Bebote nga! Bebote nga! Bebote nga! Bebote nga! Bebote nga! Bebote nga!
01:44Bebote nga! Bebote nga! Bebote nga! Bebote nga! Bebote nga! Bebote nga! Bebote nga! Bebote nga! Bebote nga! Bebote nga!
01:46Bebote nga! Bebote nga! Bebote nga! Bebote nga! Bebote nga! Bebote nga! Bebote nga! Bebote nga! Bebote nga! Bebote nga!
01:49Bebote nga! Bebote nga! Bebote nga! Bebote nga! Bebote nga! Bebote nga! Bebote nga
02:09What are you doing?
02:11I'm going to do the same thing.
02:16I got a piece of wood.
02:17I got a little hurt
02:20and I got a little nervous.
02:21I'll get a little bit of it.
02:23You're going to have a toilet,
02:25you're going to have a deal.
02:26You're going to eat it
02:28so I'm going to eat it.
02:29Okay, I'm going to do this.
02:32Okay, I'm going to do that.
02:34Yes, I'm going to do it.
02:36You're done, right?
02:37It's done.
02:38It's done.
02:39It's done.
02:40It's done.
02:47It's done.
02:54When are we going to the grocery store?
02:56We're going to the toilet paper.
02:58No, I'm not going to pay for it.
03:00I'm not going to stop.
03:09I was happy not.
03:15I was already camping.
03:17How did I get a while?
03:18At what?
03:18It's like you.
03:20I'm not alone.
03:21I'm alone.
03:22I'm not alone.
03:23Dilim-dilim pa sa labas, lalakad na ako.
03:25Mamaya mo sabihin, hindi ka papasok ngayon?
03:27Mamaya-maya magliliwanag na yan.
03:29Ikaw na lang, eh.
03:30Kita mo, masakit ang ulo ko, eh.
03:32Kayo na lang na 3K boys.
03:34O, sige, pero...
03:36Madilim pa, kaya matutulog na lang ulit ako.
03:38Huwag na, mamaya liliwanag na yan.
03:40Sige na, buti pa, bumili ka na lang ng pandisal natin.
03:43Bakit ako na naman?
03:45Nakatanda ako sa'yo.
03:47Tsaka masakit nga ulo ko, eh.
03:48Ako pa, pabibilid mo. Sige na.
03:50Kanyang ka naman lagi.
03:52O, pera.
03:54Kung...
03:56Nagkahawak ng pera, wala naman akong pera.
03:58Ito naman.
04:07Good morning, Master!
04:10Tiy!
04:11Bakit ka ganyan? Nagniliwanag ka?
04:13Ah, eh, ganito talaga ako pag madaling araw, malakas yung tawag ko.
04:18Eh, yun nga, eh. Madaling araw pa lang, eh.
04:20Bakit ka lumitaw? Hindi na pa kita pinapatawag.
04:22Ah, eh, kasi pumunta ko dito para magpaalam sa'yo kasi bibisita yung kaibigan kong Jimmy.
04:29Ha? Ngayon?
04:30Mm-hmm.
04:31Di ba pwede sa ibang araw na lang? Masakit ang ulo ko, eh. Sa inyo na nga lang, eh.
04:36Sumasakit na ang ulo ko sa ingay, eh. Ang nadagdag ka pa.
04:39Eh, Masters, hindi pwede. Parating na siya dito tsaka hindi talaga siya mapigilan.
04:43Ah, sinabi mo pa sa'kin.
04:48Ayan, gano'y yung kaibigan ko. Hi!
04:51Ah, eto yung kaibigan kong Jimmy, si Victoria.
04:54Victoria?
04:56Shh!
04:57Victoria?
04:59Alam ko na, kuya mo si Anito, tatay niyo si King Arthur.
05:03Ah?
05:09Ano, mabuti pa, ah, alis na kami kasi papasyal ko pa siya. Okay, Master?
05:14Sige, nagpaalam ka pa. Sige na, para hindi na ako masinglaw.
05:17Alis na tayo?
05:26Victoria?
05:27Shh!
05:34Bakit may salamin sa ding-ding?
05:41Higa na nga ako dito sa love scene.
05:48Kuya!
05:50Kuya!
05:52Kuya!
05:52Ano?
05:53Kuya!
05:54Ano ba? Ano yun?
05:57Kami naman siya yung kung higisingin. Bakit ba? Importante ba yan?
06:01Kayaan, kuya! Meron akong ibabalita sa'yo!
06:04Ano?
06:04Kuya, napaka-importante.
06:07Ano? Ano yan? Sabihin mo?
06:08Kuya, alam ba yung sari-sari store din sa kanto?
06:11Do-do-do? Bakit?
06:12Yung pag-aari ni Aling During.
06:14Oo, ano? Nakita ko kanina.
06:17Si Aling During!
06:18Si Aling During! Ano? Tapos, may pinapaskil siya!
06:23Ha?
06:24Ano? Ano yung pinapaskil niya?
06:26Kalagay doon.
06:28Ano? Ano na kalagay?
06:29Ito na ka!
06:30Ano?
06:33Ice candy!
06:36Purcell!
06:39Tapos! Tapos!
06:41Yung na yun!
06:42Yung na yun?
06:43Oo.
06:44Wow!
06:46Oo, diba?
06:46Ice candy!
06:48Hayop ano?
06:49Hayop! Hayop ka!
06:51Aray!
06:52Yun lang! Excited ka na!
06:54Excited ka na doon!
06:56Kuya naman eh! Alam mo naman, paborito ko yan, ice candy!
06:59Ice, ice candy!
07:01Ten-ten-ten-ten-ten-ten-ten-ten-tene!
07:03Ice, ice candy!
07:05Langyan!
07:05Gusto mong matulad kay Vanilla Ice?
07:07Oo! Magra-rapper na rin ako?
07:08Hindi! Gusto mong malaos?
07:10Katulad na!
07:11Ha?
07:11Copy ko naman sa'yo!
07:12Huwag mo akong gigisingin!
07:13Gusto ko ng katahimikan!
07:15At masakit ang ulo ko!
07:17Na-excite lang naman ako na rin!
07:19Ice candy lang na-excite ka!
07:21Sige, maganda ka na lalaal mo, Sal!
07:25Ice candy lang!
07:28Natamat ako!
07:29Si G na lang!
07:31Wala! Wala si G!
07:33Sinamahan yung bisita niya!
07:35O si si Goyong!
07:37Eh, nasaan ba yun?
07:38Goyong!
07:40Sige, kamisadong ano?
07:43O!
07:45Aba!
07:46Ito po ako!
07:47Wait!
07:48Okay ah!
07:50Ano yan?
07:50Ang Rubik's Cube?
07:52Hindi po!
07:53Ito po ang laughing box ko!
07:54Nakuha ko sa Imalanya!
07:56Ano ka mo?
07:57Laughing box?
07:58Aba, pa, ano ba yan?
08:01Alam niyo po,
08:02kapag nalurungkot ako,
08:04bubuks ako na lang to
08:05para may maririnig akong tawa.
08:09Sige nga, sige nga!
08:19Sara mo nga yan!
08:20Ingay, ingay naman yan, o!
08:26Sorry po, ah!
08:29Pagpasensya mo na si...
08:31Sirado mo!
08:31Sirado mo!
08:32Sara mo!
08:33Pagpasensya mo na itong si Mastercoat mo
08:36kasi may sakit siya ngayon
08:37at ayaw niyang nakakarinig ng mga ingay
08:39kaya itabi mo muna yan, ha?
08:41Sakit mo ulo ko.
08:42Kung sa inyo po ba,
08:43magmamagic na lang ako ng gamot?
08:45Huwag na, please!
08:47Alam ko na yung mga magic mo dati
08:49nagmagic ka ng gamot.
08:50Ganyan ka laki na aspirin.
08:52Hindi ko pa nang uubos siya ngayon.
08:54Huwag na.
08:59Sam-sam natin to lang.
09:02Sige, o.
09:04Ihanda mo na itong almosalat, ha?
09:05Kakain na si Mastercoat.
09:13Eh, parating yata ang tao.
09:15Huwag pumunta.
09:15Pag, pa, pa!
09:34Hoi!
09:36Hoi!
09:37Hoi!
09:38Okay, dee gale ngayon!
09:40Og jo!
09:40Kive do mga!
09:41Shh!
09:54What's that?
09:55What's that?
09:57What's that?
09:57What's that?
09:59What's that?
10:00What's that?
10:01I'm going to practice.
10:03We're going to practice.
10:03We're going to do the music.
10:06Why are you here?
10:08We're going to practice.
10:10No.
10:11We're going to do it for you.
10:14We're not leaving now.
10:16Ready?
10:18Okay.
10:19Okay.
10:19Okay.
10:20Okay.
10:22Okay.
10:23Okay.
10:23Okay.
10:33Okay.
10:34Okay.
10:35Okay.
10:35Okay.
10:36Okay.
10:36Hey!
10:36You're going to do it,
10:36it's easier.
10:38Okay.
10:39Okay.
10:40We're going to jump.
10:41Bye.
10:42For real now,
10:43Hey,
10:57Papa.
10:57What are we going to do?
10:59I'm going to leave you right now.
11:00Hey baby!
11:09Hi baby!
11:12How's it?
11:13Hey baby!
11:15How are you?
11:15Hey baby, come on!
11:16Come on!
11:17I'm running my friend.
11:20Who are you?
11:22What is that?
11:22How are you?
11:24No, don't worry.
11:25You can't tell it.
11:26People don't want to know.
11:32I'm a little hungry, but I don't know.
11:41That's dry.
11:43I almost said you...
11:46I can't believe that you can't agree with me.
11:50We can't believe it.
11:51That's what I think.
11:51Well, that's true.
11:52It's a good way of being on.
11:53You can't believe it.
11:53I cannot believe it.
11:54I don't know.
11:54Huh?
11:55I don't know.
11:57I don't know.
11:59I don't know.
12:34I don't know.
12:35Ay, ano naman ang bago doon?
12:36Eh, lagi naman nagbabanta sa'yo yun?
12:39Hindi, mga masters.
12:40Grabe to.
12:41Grabe.
12:43Alam mo, pag nag-warning si Ray na ganda siya,
12:46sigurado ko na sigurado siya na siguradong siguradong gagawin niya.
12:50Sigurado ka ba?
12:51Sigurado ko doon.
12:52Ay, nako. Lahat ng mga panaginip, eh, kabalikta rin yan.
12:56Hindi nagkakatotoo.
12:58Mga masters naman, genie ako.
13:01Genie nga ako. Hindi naman ako tao na katulad din niyo.
13:05Naiintindihan ko, yung pag-communicate sa'kin ni Ray na ganda siya.
13:10At ang sabi niya, may kikiddup daw sa'kin.
13:14At maaaring nasa paligid lang.
13:17At pag hindi niya ako nakiddup, papatayin niya ako!
13:23Teka, mag-ibig mo sabihin eh.
13:26Yung panaginip mo eh, magkakatotoo.
13:29Ganun ba yun?
13:32At nasa paligid lang yung kikidnap sa'yo, ganun ba yun?
13:36Toll, delikado to.
13:38Oo.
13:38Baka mamaya, yung ipadala ni Ray na ganda siya,
13:42naka-disguise, hindi natin makilala.
13:44Oo.
13:46Puitams! Puitams!
13:47Aha!
13:48Baka sisimkitin ang kambingan natin itong mga nakara-araw siniswilat tayo.
13:51Aha! Malakas pa na yan.
13:53Dating ng mga kosto nga.
13:54Ang lakas!
14:02Ibigay mo na sa'kin yan. Baka malasing ka pa.
14:06Akin na!
14:07Ang pilang-pulang naman eh.
14:09Aha!
14:09Baka may pwede mo akong balatukon kahit kauhoti eh.
14:13Sipin ko pa.
14:15Gagalabon!
14:16Ami na lang.
14:18Ang Max!
14:19Ano?
14:20Ano yan?
14:21Asit! Binibenta!
14:23Ha?
14:23Nakalang tumayama ka ba't nagbibenta ko?
14:26Ang Max!
14:26Pinabibenta na sa'kin ang barkada ko. Gipit eh!
14:29Ay!
14:31Minating mo yan ano?
14:33Ay!
14:33Matandang puro sa pagita ulo.
14:35Ito mo kang to.
14:37Ha?
14:37Maka maglinakaw.
14:38Hindi ano?
14:39Hindi.
14:39Gipit lang yung tao kaya pinabibenta to.
14:41Woo!
14:42Minating mo yan eh.
14:44Pero mag...
14:45Kuitang gumaganda eh.
14:46Pwede na, isang libo lang.
14:47Kuna niyo na.
14:48Dawa?
14:49Isang libo lang eh.
14:50Patutuhin mo. May battery yan.
14:52Ay!
14:52Ay!
14:54Lalangas mo natin.
14:55Ay!
14:56Kuitang!
14:57Kuitang!
14:58Kuitang!
14:58Pili na natin yan.
14:59Kasi yung ponong natin sa baay, mas matanda pa sa'yo.
15:02At saka sabi sa'kin,
15:03yung bala na yung 45,
15:04yung 45,
15:05eh,
15:05bala na lang daw ng baril ganyan yun.
15:07Wala nang mabibili plato.
15:08Magsig!
15:09Mahal!
15:10One thousand!
15:11Mahal!
15:11Ano ka ba, Ma'am?
15:12Ma'am?
15:13Ma'am?
15:36Ma'am?
15:37Alam mo naman ako.
15:37Sinusunod ko lang itong kaseta ito.
15:38Kahit nakaka *** gagawin ko.
15:40Bilim nene?
15:41Yes.
15:42Okay.
15:42Okay.
15:43Alam mo naman ako.
15:45Sinusunod ko lang yung sinabi ni...
15:47...Andro eh.
15:51Eh!
15:52Eh!
15:53Eh yo!
15:55Okay.
15:56Domi daman eh!
15:57Okay.
15:57Tara na, baka magkalokan ba tayo?
15:59Akin na.
16:01Eh!
16:02Dua!
16:02Hindi nga.
16:03Huwag ninyo bilangin.
16:03May tiwala ako sa inyo.
16:04May tiwala ako sa inyo.
16:11Ano?
16:12Kumusta na yung kaibigan mo?
16:14Shhh!
16:17Ikaw masyadong maingay.
16:19Kasi kailangan tahimik lang tayo
16:21para hindi siya marinig
16:23nung Diyosa ng katahimikan.
16:25Ha?
16:27Quiet lang.
16:29Huwag maingay ha!
16:31Shhh!
16:33Shhh!
16:36Explain mo nga.
16:38Explain mo.
16:39Kasi ganito yun.
16:40Hanggat hindi natin nakikita yung pangontra,
16:43hindi tayo pwedeng magingay.
16:44Okay?
16:45Kaya...
16:45Shhh!
16:48Hindi natin nakikita yung pango.
16:51Pangontra.
16:52Hindi pango.
16:54Pangontra.
16:55Pangontra.
16:55Parang ako pinatatamahan ko.
16:57Wait kasi lang.
16:58Okay.
16:59Huwag niyo madali na.
17:02Kailangan tahimik na tahimik tayo.
17:04Pati mga galaw natin,
17:05mga kilos natin,
17:07dahan-dahan
17:08para hindi tayo maingay.
17:10Dito.
17:10Kapagkita ko siya.
17:13Okay.
17:14Okay.
17:15Okay.
17:15Ano ka rin niya?
17:28OoESN
17:35OoESN
17:36Shit.
17:38Sha-ha-ha!
17:49Al, al, al, al...
17:51...It's a Auschwale!
17:52La, la, la!
17:53Hal, hal, hal...
17:56Hal, hal, hal, hal!
18:01Hal!
18:02Hal, hal, hal!
18:23Shhh.
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19:29No!
19:33No!
19:38Anna!
19:39You're so quiet!
19:41Anna!
19:42You're so quiet!
19:44Hey!
19:46Hey!
19:46Hey!
19:47Hey!
19:48Hey!
19:59Happy New Year!
20:03Happy New Year!
20:04Happy New Year!
20:07Happy New Year!
20:08Happy New Year!
20:10Happy New Year!
20:10Happy New Year!
20:14Happy New Year!
20:16Happy New Year!
20:18Happy New Year!
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