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Dumating ang kamag-anak nina Tot (Anjo Yllana) at Kot (Janno Gibbs), at may plano silang kunin ang isa papuntang US, kaya naman nagtatalo ang magkapatid kung sino ang sasama!
For more Beh Bote Nga Full Episodes, click the link below:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_UmNDDvymmAXQIhpUhSDKGZdleJ-K0eH
‘Beh Bote Nga’ is a situational comedy starring Janno Gibbs as Kot and Anjo Yllana as Tot, centering on two garbagemen whose lives change after they accidentally discover a genie in a bottle.
For more Beh Bote Nga Full Episodes, click the link below:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_UmNDDvymmAXQIhpUhSDKGZdleJ-K0eH
‘Beh Bote Nga’ is a situational comedy starring Janno Gibbs as Kot and Anjo Yllana as Tot, centering on two garbagemen whose lives change after they accidentally discover a genie in a bottle.
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00:00Music
00:04Noong maliliit pa lang kami
00:07Mataas na ang pangharap namin
00:09Ang makaglandin sa lasay
00:13Medicino Engineering
00:14Ang sabi ko pa nga
00:16How saucy naman
00:18You're not badoy
00:21Dahil kami mahirap lang
00:22Dahil kami mahirap lang pangharap ay laki
00:25Malalaki na nga kami ngayon
00:27Kuya ko lang
00:28Nagtutunan na lang ng kalito
00:31Nagtutunan sa akin ninyo
00:32Eh!
00:33Bilisan mo! Bilisan mo!
00:35Eh!
00:37Hoy!
00:38Ang kagaling nyo ah!
00:40Di ba sabi ko sa inyo maglinis kayo ng bahay?
00:42Anong ginagawa nyo?
00:44I can show you
00:47Eh kuya ano to eh
00:49Naglalaro kaming virtual reality games
00:52Ini-imagine namin
00:54Kung anong gusto namin gawin
00:56Huwag as nangyayari
00:57Parang ito
00:58Nag-i-imagine kami na nasa kotse kami
01:01Ayun
01:02Puro kayong kalukohan eh
01:04Puro kayong imagination
01:06Iko naman eh
01:07Gusto mo ko sumaling ka na lang sa amin
01:10Ayan no
01:10May motorsiklo dyan sa tabi mo
01:18Huwag ah!
01:19Huwag ah!
01:20Huwag ah!
01:21Huwag ah!
01:23Huwag ah!
01:23Huwag ah!
01:24Huwag ah!
01:29Huwag ah!
01:41Ano?
01:42Ano!
01:42Ano naniwala ka na?
01:42O!
01:42Arlie Bautista.
01:45Sige, lalabanan kita.
01:46Let's go!
01:52Silisa mo, kuyo!
01:54Kailangan mayroon tayo!
01:56Ang daya mo, kinabanggama kami!
02:00Kuya, may tumatawin itong tao!
02:02Wala, laro lang ito eh!
02:06Beep beep! Beep beep!
02:08Naniwala ka na!
02:12Kuya, may tumatawin itong baka!
02:14Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
02:17Masa ka na!
02:18Wala, lumatawin!
02:20Dito naman, kuya!
02:23Analo na mo!
02:25Uy, uy, uy! Nangungunan dyan!
02:27Dito naman, kuya!
02:29Kuya, kuya!
02:30Mababanggama yung basura sa!
02:32Ayaw sa ko! Bumanat yung basura!
02:34Bapak!
02:35Pag-iingan ka kasi!
02:37Ayaw!
02:41Kuya, kuya!
02:42Nangisip lang ba yun yung takot?
02:44Mag-iingat ka! Baka mapangga mo!
02:46Ay, ano, ano?
02:47Truck ng malabanan!
02:48Ayaw!
02:50Ayaw!
02:53Mag-iingat ka kasi!
02:55O, tuli, tuli! Ularin natin!
02:56Ayaw!
03:02Kuya, kuya! May tao!
03:04Ha?
03:07Uy!
03:09Uy! Uy!
03:10Uy! Uy!
03:12Kuya! Mababanggama!
03:14Wala! Hindi ako magabanggal!
03:15Ano lang ko!
03:16Ha?
03:16O!
03:17O!
03:19O!
03:20O!
03:20O!
03:21O!
03:21O!
03:22O!
03:22O!
03:30Ano ba Diego?
03:31Ilang beses ko na ba sinasabi sa'yo na
03:33Hayus-hayus yung mukha mo!
03:36Parang naman, kita mo wala tayong kaos na ngayon
03:38Kasi gusto nila nakakakita sila ng maganda eh!
03:42Ika, magbalik din!
03:43Bansya ko magagalit yun!
03:45Alata ang benta!
03:47O!
03:47Itiyong!
03:48Ika dito na talaga itong mukha ito!
03:50Wala nang parasa!
03:51Ilang beses na nasabihin niyo!
03:52O!
03:55O!
03:55Sige!
03:56O!
03:59Huwag ka nang umaharap talikuran magkuku!
04:01Pwede lang!
04:02Pwede ka magsilbing patalikod!
04:03Para ginaganahan yung mga gumakain dito!
04:05Malyari!
04:08O!
04:09O!
04:10O!
04:11O!
04:11O!
04:31O!
04:33O!
04:34O!
04:36O!
04:37O!
04:38O!
04:39O!
04:41O!
04:42O!
04:46O!
04:46O!
04:53O!
04:56O!
04:58O!
05:27O!
05:27O!
05:56O!
05:57O!
06:00O!
06:00O!
06:01O!
06:09O!
06:31O!
06:31O!
06:31O!
06:33O!
06:33Beautician ako ng isang international luxury liner!
06:37O!
06:38O!
06:48O!
07:02O!
07:04O!
07:05O!
07:06Finally wag ang ikaw,!
07:07O!
07:09O!
07:10O!
07:10O!
07:11O!
07:11O!
07:11Oh, that's it! We'll be together!
07:14Yes!
07:15We'll be together!
07:17Okay, when we come back, we'll be able to do it.
07:20Oh, that's it.
07:22You know what I mean?
07:22When I came back to the carnival festival,
07:25I'll leave you there.
07:26You'll be able to leave me there.
07:29I'll leave you there.
07:30We'll be together.
07:32When I come back, I'll be together.
07:35I'll be together.
07:36I'll be together.
07:39Ay, sarap naman!
07:41Yan!
07:42Tama kami sa stage!
07:44Oo!
07:45Eh, um...
07:47Tita Pat, kailan tayo aalis?
07:48Tain tatlo?
07:49Iyon ang konting problema lang.
07:52Kasi ang budget ng distant relative,
07:54medyo kapuos.
07:56Kaya, isa lang ang pwede kong isama.
07:58Diyan!
07:59Isa lang?
08:00Nakukuya eh!
08:01Kung paano?
08:01Sino sa atin?
08:03Ah, well...
08:04Eh...
08:05Dot, kusali.
08:06Eh...
08:07Ako naman ang panganay.
08:09Kaya...
08:10Kahit masakit sa akin eh...
08:12Sige na.
08:13No!
08:14Ang pahit mo naman kuya!
08:17Liko sa wakas na ginawa ka rin mabuti.
08:20Sige na.
08:21May iwan ka na.
08:22At ako na aalis.
08:29Sige na naman si Tuan.
08:31Sige na, Tuan.
08:33Sige na po si Tuan.
08:34Mabahala kay nila.
08:40Sige na naman si Tuan.
08:42Sige na po si Tuan.
08:47Angka angka angka sa tabi naman.
08:50Sige na po si Tuan.
08:52Sige na po si Tuan.
09:07My cat was going to be in the world.
09:08Let's go!
09:13Let's go!
09:16Let's go!
09:18Let's go!
09:18What is this?
09:19This is my cat!
09:20Wow!
09:20Oh, you're not going to do that.
09:22You're going to read it.
09:24Hey, lady, don't worry about it.
09:27You're going to go to Kasurima.
09:29And you know, lady,
09:31I'm like,
09:32I'm going to trade out my beauty,
09:36so I'm going to do it again.
09:39What's your beauty?
09:44What's that?
09:44It's not.
09:45The vintage is...
09:48You know, lady, no, alam ka.
09:51Lahat na makakita sa'kin.
09:54Ang bati nila,
09:55puro maganda raw ako, maganda ako.
09:57Diba ang ganda noon?
09:59Masayang-masayang kalooban ko.
10:01Kaya ngayon, lady,
10:03pag may nagsabi sa'kin
10:06na maganda pa ako,
10:08ay,
10:10pamilya-dain ko yan, libre!
10:12Ano niyan?
10:14Ano niyan?
10:15Ha?
10:15Sino man daw magsabing maganda si Aling Venya
10:18pag inergyenda ng libre.
10:21I-reg, venya?
10:25I-pali na lang.
10:29Mga puwisik na ito?
10:32Bakalain siya mukha nyo.
10:34Ano makay mga puwit?
10:35I-reg, venya.
10:41I-reg, venya.
10:42I-reg, venya.
10:42Eh, totoo ba yung nanag namin?
10:44Hmm?
10:44Diba?
10:47Magsasabing maganda?
10:48Oo.
10:49Ay oo, totoo, totoo.
10:51Sino mang magsabing maganda si Aling Venya
10:55magpapamerienda ng libre?
10:56Eh, ha?
10:58Ano?
10:59Eh, ganun ba?
10:59Karol kayo?
11:00Cool!
11:04Ah, Aling Venya!
11:06Ang ganda niyo!
11:07Ang ganda niyo!
11:08Nakakaiya!
11:09Ang ganda niyo!
11:10Tama!
11:11Talaga?
11:11Oo!
11:12Ay, talagang mapapain kayo!
11:14Nolo!
11:15Talagang maganda ko ah!
11:17Oo!
11:17Oo!
11:19Ganun ah!
11:20Ay, kinig kayo!
11:22Oo!
11:22Sige!
11:24Pakakaanin ko kayo na libre!
11:25Walang bayad!
11:27Sige!
11:27Taraga!
11:28Okay!
11:29Trauma to ko!
11:29Ay!
11:31Ay!
11:31Ay!
11:32Tagana!
11:32Ito!
11:32Ay!
11:34Noway!
11:38Tagana!
11:39Tagana!
11:39Terima!
11:39Nagjawim!
11:39Tabo bang ISIG!
11:43Walang tungtap mong Y2!
11:45Kahit ano gagawin,
11:47Euch!
11:48Ang init sa Pinas!
11:55Titavad!
11:56Mmm!
11:56Sino pa talaga isasama mo sa Amerika?
11:59Ay naku,
12:00Pareho kaya yung love ng mga papangungking ko.
12:03Kung ako lang masusunod, isasama ko kayo pare-pareho!
12:07Ay, tutuwa kaya.
12:08Ikita ko kayo ulit.
12:10Eh kasi nga yung tingin naman ako, Rich?
12:13Purita!
12:14Purita ang tita nyo!
12:15Kaya...
12:16ang budget!
12:18Kaya kailangan pag-usapan yung dalawa yan,
12:19kayo mag-resision yan pero,
12:21bilisin nyo ang pag-decide nyo
12:23dahil yung bar ko aalis lang next week.
12:26Eh, ako naman sasapit lang papuntang Amerika.
12:29Hey, we're going to come back with you, and we'll come back with you.
12:32Yes, I'm going to be my papa, the sailor.
12:35Papa the sailor.
12:38Hey, let's decide.
12:40I'm going to talk to you.
12:41Hey, what's up?
12:42What's up?
12:43What's up?
12:45What's up?
12:46Tita.
12:47Tita.
12:47Tita.
12:48Tita.
12:48You know, we're going to put it on a path.
12:54That's good.
12:55Correct.
12:56Tama.
12:57Tama.
12:58At dapat eh, ang gawin natin ay yung labanan ng mga tunay na lalaki.
13:03Kayo na lang yan.
13:04Pwede ako po.
13:07Ano ba ito, kuya?
13:08Simple lang.
13:09Sa pamamagitan ng larong Jack and Boy.
13:13Ah!
13:15Huwag magigyan pa.
13:16Hala pinaganda ko lang.
13:18Sige, pahala kayo.
13:19Pwede ka na.
13:20Sige.
13:21O yung unang talo, hindi makakapunta.
13:25Yung malalang papuntang America.
13:27One point lang.
13:28Sige.
13:32Hey!
13:33Uy!
13:33Uy!
13:34Uy!
13:36Parang kuntingin ah.
13:38Ano ka ba?
13:39Parang tinagdududahan mo pa ako eh.
13:41Sige.
13:43Patusok eh.
13:43Ikaw ang nagbibintangan mong kapatid mo.
13:45Honest yan.
13:46Sige na.
13:47Sige.
13:50Sige.
13:51Pulit na!
13:52Sige.
13:54Patapos eh.
13:54Tinan mo, tinan mo.
13:55Oo.
13:56Papil din yan eh.
13:57Nakalukot pa lang.
13:58Ha?
13:59Ano ka ba?
13:59Di ba yun?
14:00Papil nakalukot.
14:01Ayaw mo kung pataposin eh.
14:02Oo.
14:05Okay.
14:05Sige.
14:05Uy!
14:06Tuna.
14:10Ah!
14:11Op!
14:11Op!
14:12Op!
14:12Sambile.
14:12Ayan.
14:13Malinaw na malinaw.
14:15Tita pat?
14:16Dito po?
14:16Malinaw.
14:17Dito po.
14:18Gunting?
14:20Papil.
14:20Uy!
14:24Ano nangyayari?
14:26O?
14:26O?
14:28Ano yan?
14:30Papil niya.
14:30Ulan yan eh.
14:31Kata mo kakalawangin yung gunting mo?
14:33O?
14:34Kata mo niya.
14:35O?
14:36Kata mo na.
14:37Okay.
14:38Ready kita pa?
14:39Okay.
14:40Eh, bahay na kayong dalawa dyan.
14:41O?
14:42Don't cry.
14:42Sorry.
14:43Kata mo talaga eh.
14:44May nananalo talaga.
14:46Meron bang ulan?
14:47Kata mo?
14:48Meron?
14:48Accepted yan.
14:50Accepted.
14:51Para walang away.
14:52Ako nalang ang sama mo, pati.
14:54Gusto ko rin sa ka-Ratina America eh.
14:56Sa FM na huwag gusto mo pumunta?
14:59Pumalas ka nga dito?
15:00Ganun mo yung sasama?
15:01Ang bong talaga.
15:04Ako ang baso ka?
15:05Nagugulongan ako sa'yo.
15:09Ako?
15:11Ako?
15:14Ako?
15:20Ako?
15:21Ako?
15:22Ako?
15:22Hindi magiiwan kang mag-isa rito?
15:25Sinabi mo pa.
15:27Pagka naman pwedeng, pag mag-isa lang ako sa bahay eh.
15:30Maan eh.
15:31Samahan mo naman ako.
15:33Oo.
15:34Basta.
15:34Basta wala akong flight, dadalawan kita palagi.
15:37Promise?
15:38Promise.
15:38Baka naman pwedeng, pag matutulog na ako eh.
15:43Samahan mo muna ako.
15:45Bago ako makatulog.
15:47Pwede ba yun?
15:49Ha?
15:51Tapos, bago ako matulog, taroan mo muna ako mag-sex.
15:55Ano?
15:56Ano?
15:56Yung ganun.
15:59Anong ganun?
16:00Yung sa phone, yung ginaganun.
16:02Yung sex.
16:04Text.
16:06Text.
16:07Ayun.
16:09Hindi ko ganun?
16:10Hindi eh.
16:11Wala nga akong phone eh.
16:13Hi Alimbella.
16:14Hi.
16:15Alimbella.
16:15Ito na yung sinasabi ko sa'yo.
16:17Si Chupot.
16:18Uy. Ano?
16:18Ano mo nga?
16:19Ano mo nga?
16:20Ang tawag ko nga sa akin sa stage?
16:22Ponsetia.
16:23Ponsetia.
16:23Ano nga pala?
16:24Si Chupon.
16:25Huwag na lang.
16:26Huwag na lang.
16:27Ang bantos.
16:28Ang mambarang ano.
16:30Pat.
16:32Si Tita Pat.
16:34Agusta kayo?
16:36Si Alimbella.
16:36Si Lady.
16:37Tsaka si Maan.
16:38Ay, ang ganda-gandang bata.
16:41Tabay kayo.
16:43Oo.
16:45Ay, bata lang.
16:47Ito.
16:48Ito.
16:49Ito wala lang.
16:51Hello.
16:52Hi.
16:53Ang gali.
16:56Toll.
16:57Ah, ako nga pala si Tot.
17:00At ako ang, ah, kawawang ulilang bata.
17:04Hmm.
17:04Kasi ito naman eh.
17:05Umakuin ka na naman eh.
17:07Ano mo?
17:08Ano mo?
17:08Ano mo?
17:08Ano mo?
17:10Sobra naman to.
17:12Huh?
17:14Uy.
17:15Siyang nga pala.
17:16Kot.
17:17Mabuti pa at ikluhin mo na yung mga papeles mo para makakuha na tayo ng visa tsaka passport.
17:22Okay?
17:25Uy.
17:27Uy.
17:28Uy.
17:28Uy.
17:28Uy.
17:29Uy.
17:29Narinig ko ang passport.
17:30Sino nga alis sa inyo?
17:31Kayang-kaya ko yung tulungan.
17:33Gino?
17:34Gino?
17:35Kami eh ba?
17:35Kaya mo ba lakarin yung papeles namin?
17:37Ako pa.
17:39Kot.
17:40Basta mawala ka lang sa lugar na to.
17:41Lahat gagawin ko.
17:42Makaalis ka lang.
17:43Ha?
17:44Teka muna.
17:45Eh, kung mapagawa ko ng passport, magpapagawa na rin ako ng passport.
17:49Ha?
17:49Ganun ba?
17:49Walang problema yan.
17:50Alam mo, ang konsul ng imbada ng United States, ganun kami yan.
17:56Kagolf ko yan eh.
17:58Lahat magagawa ko.
17:59Kayang dalawa, maalis lang kayo dito.
18:00Lahat gagawin ko.
18:01Tama yun.
18:02Patulong ka na para hindi ka na mahirapan.
18:04Patulong ba kay Pogi?
18:05Oo.
18:06Sige, sige.
18:07Tama.
18:07Lakarin mo na rin yung papeles.
18:08Oo.
18:10Na makalis lang kayo dito sa lugar.
18:11Kaya mo yan ha?
18:12Kaya ko yun.
18:13Ako pa.
18:14Ito.
18:14Itong gandang lalaki ganun to.
18:16Hindi ko magagawa yun.
18:18Ganun kami ng konsul.
18:19Ito.
18:20Daming kaibigan sa ano.
18:22High places.
18:23Kaya kaya ko yung pagising ka agad.
18:26Okay?
18:26Okay.
18:27Oye!
18:29Pogi!
18:29May lakad ka mami ang labi.
18:31Oo.
18:31Ako?
18:32Wala naman. Bakit?
18:33Gusto mo lumakad tayo?
18:34Oo.
18:35Alam mo.
18:36Talakarin ko na yung passport niya.
18:38Nakapagod ako na.
18:39Ayaw ko na maglakad.
18:40Okay.
18:40Kung ayaw mo lumakad,
18:42gagapang na lang ako.
18:43Gagapangin kita.
18:44Ay!
18:45Ay!
18:45Ay!
18:47Ay!
18:48Nakakahiya.
18:49Sige.
18:50Balik na ako sa...
18:51I could...
18:52Ah, panghina itong tiyuhin niyo.
18:55Ah!
18:57Ah!
18:59Ah!
18:59Ay!
19:00Huwag kang titigil dyan!
19:03Ah!
19:04Ah!
19:06Ah!
19:06Bebode nga!
19:08Bebode nga!
19:09Kahit trabaho namin ganito!
19:12Bebode nga!
19:12Bebode nga!
19:16Bebode nga!
19:17Okay.
19:18Madaming tao.
19:19Ah!
19:21Okay yan.
19:22Nakasanggita ngayong araw na to.
19:24Tom!
19:24Tom!
19:25Uy!
19:25Ito na yung mga papeles na kailangan ko.
19:28Ah!
19:28Okay.
19:29Okay.
19:29Tapos, ito yung pambayad, ah!
19:31Naku!
19:31Alam mo, alam mo ko.
19:33Basta sa mga gitong bagay,
19:34makaalis lang kayo sa lugar na to.
19:35Mawala ka lang sa paningin ko.
19:38Nagdagdagang ko pa yan.
19:39Ha!
19:39Daday ka.
19:40Basta tayo gusto ko lang matuloy ka, ha!
19:41Di pa nga akaw mo sa akin, ah!
19:43Matutuloy ang paglayas sa lugar na to.
19:45Oo!
19:45Okay!
19:45Oo!
19:46Thank you, ah!
19:47Okay!
19:47Angkel na angkel ang dating mo, ah!
19:50Okay!
19:51Ah!
19:51Angpunta na rin ako ng states!
19:54Aray ko!
19:55Ah!
19:56Hindi ko lang ko na masakit sa akin.
19:57Ulo, ah!
19:57Yung ano ko, eh!
19:58Ah!
19:59May iwan mo nga kata, ah!
20:00Sakit ang ulo ko, eh!
20:01Sandali, pinsan!
20:02Di ba nag-usap tayo, oh!
20:04Tayo magbabantay dito?
20:06Ano ba, eh!
20:08Ah mo rin naman ako dito, eh!
20:09Masakit nga ulo ko, eh!
20:10Pwede pagbigyan mo na ako!
20:11Pinsan naman!
20:11Andaming tao, oh!
20:12Wala ko naman si Iggy!
20:14Alam ko wala si Iggy!
20:14Okay!
20:14Kaya mo yan!
20:16Okay!
20:16Huwag ka mo naman mababahit sa likuran!
20:18Bantayan mo sila dito ka mo, ha!
20:20Pinsan naman, eh!
20:21Hindi ko naman kaya to lahat, eh!
20:23Kaya mo yan!
20:24Talaga mo si Mama Sam!
20:26Tarik mo na ako!
20:27Pupunta ka lang ng breakwater, eh!
20:29Oh!
20:33Pupunta na ako ng Amerika!
20:35Oh?
20:35Narinig mo ba?
20:37Yung ba yung mga papers na binigay mo kay Isa?
20:39Oo, yun yun!
20:40Biruhe mo!
20:41Makikita ko na rin ang Disneyland!
20:44Ang Statue of Liberty!
20:47Golden Gate Bridge!
20:48White House!
20:49At higit sa lahat!
20:51Great Wall of China!
20:54Great Wall?
20:55Hindi naman sa Amerika yun!
20:57Alam ko, oh!
20:58Ito naman, niloko lang eh!
20:59Sumakay ka naman kaagad!
21:00Siyempre, hindi doon yun!
21:01Eh saan?
21:02Sa Japan!
21:04Baga naman napunta ng Japan yun!
21:06Eh ako sa'yo!
21:09Tal?
21:10Tal, leave me alone!
21:35So, no?
21:43Sige!
21:44Ingat!
21:44Ingat ka!
21:45Okay!
21:45Pabalit na ako!
21:46Sige!
21:46Ah!
21:50Ah!
21:51Ah!
21:52Ah!
21:53Ah!
21:55Ah!
21:56Ah!
21:56Ah!
21:58Ah!
21:59Ah!
22:00Ah!
22:00Ah!
22:00Ah!
22:00Ah!
22:02Ah!
22:02Ah!
22:09Saan pa talaga nagpunta yun?
22:11Eh!
22:12Nakita ko po kaninang umalis ng umage eh!
22:15Hindi man lang po sinabi kung saan pupunta?
22:18Eh naman nga eh!
22:19Papano?
22:20Anong gagawin natin ngayon?
22:22Andi, baling, magtanong-tanong na lang tayo.
22:24Hele.
22:26Hele.
22:27Bakit pati mga tao rito nawala?
22:31Alimbelya!
22:34Alimbelya!
22:37Ha!
22:38Hey, hey, hey!
22:40Hey, hey!
22:41Nagsakim na iyaw!
22:42Say, kailangan mo.
22:44Eh, ano nangyari sa inyo?
22:46Bakit ganyan ang mukha nyo?
22:47Ay, nakupang pabiotok ito.
22:49Oh, you know what I mean?
22:52It's a good thing.
22:55It's a good thing.
22:57I know that I'm going to cut the peep.
23:02Why not?
23:03It's a little bit of a spoon.
23:05I'll go ahead and add some salt.
23:10Okra,
23:12and a crab.
23:13And a crab.
23:15Okay?
23:16And then you'll put some salt.
23:18Then you'll be able to get a look.
23:21You'll be able to get a look.
23:23I'm gonna get a look.
23:25If you're trying to get a look, I'm going to get a look.
23:28Hey, I'm gonna go.
23:29You're going to eat it.
23:31I'm going to eat it.
23:33I'm going to eat it.
23:33Alim, Ben.
23:35I'm going to ask you, I'm going to ask you.
23:38What's wrong?
23:39Do you see me?
23:40You see, I'm going to go.
23:42I don't know where I'm going.
23:45I don't know.
23:46Did you see it?
23:48I don't know.
23:49Why?
23:50Maybe it's a drunk,
23:51because it's not in America.
23:55Oh, that's right.
23:57That's right.
23:59That's right, lady.
24:00What's up?
24:01What's up?
24:02What's up?
24:04I've seen one of them.
24:07Huh?
24:08No.
24:09What's up?
24:11What's up?
24:12It's a long time.
24:14I'm going to go and get a bit of a minute.
24:16I'm not going to go back.
24:19It's a lot.
24:19I'm sorry for that.
24:23I'm going to go to the States.
24:25Oh, I'm going to go to the States.
24:27Oh, I'm going to go.
24:29You're not going to go.
24:31You're going to go.
24:33You're going to go.
24:37Okay.
24:37Oh, oh.
25:07You're going to take a look?
25:09I'll take a look.
25:09I'll take a look.
25:10I'll take a look.
25:12I'll take a look.
25:14It's a little bit.
25:18What?
25:20What?
25:21You're taking a look.
25:25You're taking a look.
25:32What's that?
25:37What's that?
25:37I'll take a look.
25:55Hi!
25:57Chego!
25:59I'll take a look.
26:00Come on!
26:03Come on!
26:05You're going to be a beauty?
26:07You're going to be a makeup?
26:08Yes.
26:10You know what?
26:11You're going to ask me.
26:12What?
26:14Okay.
26:15You know, there are a lot of things to be a good at home.
26:19For makeup.
26:20There are a lot of things to be a 4th of July.
26:23Everything is imported.
26:24And the other things to be a sauce.
26:26You know, there are a lot of things to be a good.
26:28A lot of things to be a good.
26:30No sense.
26:32Let's go to public.
26:32I like how many things to be good at this time.
26:35Do you know?
26:38If...
26:38Don't do...
26:40You're not bombed...
26:41All right.
26:42You're...
26:43Who are you?
26:44But...
26:45You're's trying to То.
26:46Mohammed!
26:46You know me?
26:47You do?
26:50Yeah...
26:50Thinking...
26:52If you are a cape to cause I didn't wake up this time.
26:54Oh...
26:54Oh, God...
26:55Ito talaga pala?
26:57Sadala lang. Ito yung maho.
26:59Ito yun!
27:07Butin lang. Iniiwan ko lang dyan sa mga poste.
27:09Malaman ka na baka palikin?
27:11Ay! Nako! Opo!
27:12Ay, ang gaganda naman.
27:15Amoy pala ang amoy.
27:17Importance.
27:19May chambahati yan.
27:21Oo. Class B.
27:23Ito mga Class B.
27:24Karak grabe.
27:28Kalisid muna natin.
27:30Sinudigid ang muka.
27:31Ay, naku.
27:32Dami. Gusto mo siya eh.
27:34Ang ganit. Naalala mo.
27:36Ang ganit.
27:38Ang ganit.
27:40Eko, sisibol mo.
27:42Ang maganda naman.
27:45Minamit ni Marilyn Monroe.
27:46Binurol eh.
27:49Pero ano? Marilyn Monroe.
27:51Ay, mag-apported nga.
27:53Oh, chan.
27:53Ay, mag-apported nga.
27:58Arame.
28:00Nama mo.
28:00Kayagong dengan kamu.
28:01Ay, mag-apported nga.
28:03Ay, mag-apported nga.
28:04Oh, yun?
28:08Basta katakan ngay-gay.
28:09Ay, mag-apported nga.
28:11Awag, ay.
28:16Ay-ngay.
28:18Ay.
28:18Ay.
28:18Ay.
28:18Ay.
28:19Ay, mag-apported nga.
28:35I'm so tired.
28:44I'm so tired.
28:45I'm so tired.
28:47I'm out here.
29:12Hey, Mamang Grasa, why are you taking care of me?
29:18Why are you taking care of me?
29:23I am your brother, Judas.
29:29Why are you telling me that I'm not a brother?
29:33Come on!
29:35Brother!
29:36Do you want to listen to me?
29:39Come on, brother!
29:43Come on!
29:44Come on!
29:45Come on, brother!
29:46Come on, brother!
30:01Torn!
30:02Torn!
30:02Torn!
30:03Torn!
30:07Ito eh!
30:10Ginugultin mo ko eh!
30:11Anong ginugultin mo?
30:12Ginigisin kita eh!
30:13Ba't dito ka natutulog?
30:16Naku!
30:17Nananaginip ako!
30:18Anong dilit ka?
30:19Nightmare?
30:21Nightmare!
30:21Ako, tinama!
30:22Torn!
30:24Ano pa ginagawa mo?
30:25Ba't dito ka natutulog?
30:27Pumasa ka lang ko sa loob!
30:29Ayoko!
30:30Pumasa ka na.
30:31Doon na tayo mag-usap sa loob
30:32Eh kung gusto mo, ikaw, ako
30:34Sinasanay ko na yung sarili kong mag-isa
30:36Kaya dito na lang ako sa labas
30:37Hayaman na lang ako dito
30:39Sabi na eh
30:40Alam ko na kung bakit ka nagkakaganya
30:42Dahil may iwang ka, di ba?
30:45Eh di naman talaga ako aalis eh
30:48Isang buwan lang yun, mabilis lang yun
30:50Tsaka kaya lang naman ako pupunta
30:52Para samantalahin yung pagkakataon eh
30:55Eh kung makakuha ako ng trabaho dun
30:57May makikinabang ka rin
30:59Pwede nakitang dalin dun
31:00Di ba?
31:02Tsaka tol
31:03Kahit naman ikaw ang matuloy dun
31:06Eh matutuwa pa ako para sayo
31:08Di ba?
31:11Di ako naniniwala sayo, plastik eh
31:13Hindi
31:14Dino mo?
31:15Hindi
31:15Eh nasabi mo lang yan
31:16Kasi ikaw kasing aalis eh
31:19Eh kung ako kaya ang napili
31:20Of course not
31:21Matutuwa pa ako para sayo
31:23Eh kaso ako napili
31:25Di ba?
31:27Hindi nga
31:27Ay hindi
31:28Ikaw na ayoko
31:29Dito na lang ako
31:34Paniki, ang laki
31:34Ay grabe, ang laki naman yan
31:36Sabi sa'yo pumasok na tayo eh
31:55Bebo de nga
31:56Bebo de nga
31:58Bebo de nga
32:08TikTok
32:08Umiss ka mo o mismo
32:08Okay
32:11Dito?
32:16Dito ko ang isangbe ang ano dito
32:18Yung
32:18Pamunas
32:19Okay walang pamunas
32:20Ano dito ka?
32:21Hindi na lang hindi dapat
32:23Huh?
32:30Eh?
32:31Naku, ne, patawad, ne.
32:33Sa, sa, sa, sa ibang nalaman.
32:35Umalimos, wala pong kita masyado.
32:40Love letter?
32:49Oh!
32:51Tsego!
32:53Pumagi pala ni Titang!
32:54Pamangis nga ni Titang!
32:59Pagkutin nga ni the treaty.
33:01Ay, maghalita!
33:03Eh, pipi eh, bugok!
33:04Eh, anam eh, sulat eh!
33:05Tata, siha!
33:08Wala rin yung tiyang mo eh!
33:09Tumama doon sa kumari niya sa Mindoro, nangambad niya sa people power ng masa.
33:14Eh, mabuti pa!
33:16Dito ka muna lang, hintayin mo nalang bumalik.
33:18Hintayin mo nalang, eh! Dito ka!
33:19Oo nga!
33:21Ah, kahihiraming ka nalang kita ng damit.
33:23Makang walang damit eh!
33:24Ah, ayus na pa siya.
33:26Daya, ang ganda niya.
33:27Okay.
33:28Mabuti pa!
33:30Taka muna, Tsego!
33:31Kung pamangki siya ni Twittums, bakit hindi mo siya kakilala na?
33:36Bakit sa ibang lahe?
33:39Eh, ako nga eh!
33:41Baka sa magandang lahe, eh!
33:53Sabagay, ah, hindi na masama yung, ah, naiwan ka dito sa Pilipinas.
34:01Okay naman pala.
34:04Paka-paka-paka na lang.
34:06Paka-paka na lang.
34:07Paka-paka na lang.
34:07Paka-paka ng diyaryo.
34:09Eh, walang ya ka naman eh.
34:11Okay, alam mong ako ah, Alice.
34:13Eh, sinamantala mo naman.
34:15Inalila mo naman ako.
34:18Ayan.
34:20Naalala ko na naman tuloy eh.
34:23Nagreklamo ka na naman.
34:25Naisip ko na naman na iiwanan mo ko.
34:28Nalungkot na naman ako.
34:30Dahil pupunta ka sa Amerika, magpapakasarap ka.
34:33Habang ako'y naiwan dito, habang nandun ka, kumakain ka ng steak, hotdog, apple, americana.
34:42Ha?
34:44Pan-americana.
34:46Hindi, Napa eh.
34:47Habang ako kinakain ko dito, pandisa lang.
34:50Ay, ayoko.
34:52Ayoko na.
34:52Nawala na naman ako gana.
34:53O sige na.
34:54Sige na.
34:54Paayag nga ako.
34:55Okay na sa akin.
34:57Ika lang malungkot.
34:58Hindi ka na mareklamo.
34:59Hindi na.
35:00Sige.
35:01O pagkatapos mo nyan, eh, pagigib mo ako ng tubig ah, dalawang balde.
35:07Isang pampaligo ko, tsaka isang panggui.
35:09Anong paligo ako?
35:11No.
35:12O sige, Napa.
35:13Kinobrahan mo naman eh.
35:15Sige, sige, tapusin mo na lang yan.
35:18Ah.
35:34Isang sunog ang tumupok ng milyon-milyon halaga ng ari-arian sa Pasay.
35:40Kaya ba?
35:41Ayon sa report, ang sunog ay nagsimula sa isang diyaryo.
35:49Paano kaya magkakasimula ang sunog sa...
35:52Ah! Sunog! Sunog!
35:57Kaya kapat, nalila mo ko.
36:12Ah, net. Tutal lang din naman si Jaegun.
36:16Pama pala pipito.
36:20Tutalalan din naman si Jerigo, eh,
36:21kasi ah, alis ako may lakat ako,
36:22tulung-tulungan mo nalang siya eh.
36:24Hah?
36:26Eh?
36:28Lahit mo la kayan tahinig,
36:29pa't si Twittang sandalbal?
36:32Hindi ko la pinakain ng poo yun,
36:33o ummm...
36:35Pusit.
36:37Ito na,
36:37parallel function.
36:47Hey!
36:48Hey!
36:50Ito tala naman.
36:52Natuluan nakita ko para magbantay dito.
36:54Ay, ikaw muna dito, ha?
36:56Mag-chichika-chika lang kami ng mga amiga ko.
36:58O, paano, ha?
36:59Ito ka muna, ha?
37:01Ipano.
37:03Please, please, please.
37:04Please, please, please.
37:12What's it, Diego?
37:13Ano yan?
37:16Bakit gumanda?
37:19Oo nga, damit niya yan eh.
37:21Siya nga yan.
37:25Ha? Alam ko na.
37:27Naku.
37:29Pinaganda siya ni Pat.
37:32Ha?
37:32May nadiskubre ko.
37:34Magaling palang magpaganda yung takwa niya.
37:38Alam ko na gagawin ko para sa'kin sarili naman.
37:43Ikisipat ko nga ko niya.
37:46Psst!
37:48Keko!
37:52Psst!
37:53Keko!
37:54Ay, hindi niya!
37:58Bebo-dinga!
37:59Bebo-dinga!
38:00Bebo-dinga!
38:00Kahit trabaho na may ganito!
38:03Bebe-bebo-dinga!
38:04Bebe-be-bo-dinga!
38:05Kuya-kuya!
38:06Kuya-kuya!
38:06Ano ba nga?
38:07Ha?
38:08Saan, saan, saan, saan, saan!
38:09Sino ako, pareo tayo.
38:11Ano ko ba naman?
38:11Kung hindi naman tang daig doon.
38:13Ah!
38:14Hino ba na nga magpakabata?
38:16Hold on.
38:17What's the difference?
38:19How do you think Jego is so beautiful?
38:21You know what?
38:23You're Jego?
38:24You're Jego?
38:26Okay.
38:29Hey, I'll talk to you.
38:31I'll talk to you later.
38:34How do you think that's what you're doing?
38:37What's the difference?
38:38Malaysia, Indonesia, all.
38:41I don't know.
38:42I don't know.
38:42I don't know.
38:43I don't know.
38:45I don't know.
38:46I don't know.
38:47I don't know.
38:48I don't know.
38:49I don't know.
38:50Ayaw mo pang umamin.
38:52Hoy,
38:52kahit magkano,
38:54babayaran kita.
38:55Pagandahin mo lang akong ganyang kagandaan.
38:58Ay, Jego.
38:59Okay.
39:01Anak ko,
39:02palagay ko.
39:02Magtulong-tulong mo kami ng Lariki.
39:04Pati si Lariki Belmonte.
39:05Isama na namin.
39:06Lahat na ng makeup artist.
39:07Mahihirapan kami sa'yo.
39:08Ay,
39:09ay,
39:10ay,
39:10patahambul-hambul ka pa, ha?
39:12Ayaw,
39:13ayaw kira ka maniwala nihtong mag.
39:14Ano ba?
39:15Ikaw ah.
39:15Kahit magkano,
39:16mabayaran kita.
39:17Halika.
39:18Hunin mo na ang gamit ko sa bahay mo.
39:20At gusto ko,
39:21pangandahin mo kung kasing ganda ni Diego.
39:25Sige, din natin.
39:27Pag-platulang po.
39:28Kaya patahin mo?
39:36Ah!
39:37Kinga!
39:38I'm beautiful.
39:39I'm beautiful princess.
39:41I'm beautiful.
39:43You're beautiful.
39:45How about you?
39:47I'm beautiful.
39:47I'm beautiful.
39:48I'm beautiful.
39:49I'm beautiful.
39:49I'll help you.
39:51Now that you're beautiful.
39:55I'm beautiful.
39:55I'm a queen.
39:57I'm a payager for you.
39:59How much do you like it?
40:00I'm a cook.
40:01I'm happy to get you.
40:02You're a cook?
40:04I'm a cook.
40:05No, you're going to be so busy?
40:09I will be so busy,
40:10because of the way I can't wait to see you.
40:11I don't have a look anymore.
40:15I'm so happy to see you?
40:17You are falling?
40:19We're going to be a little bit longer.
40:22You're going to be a little bit longer.
40:26Okay.
40:27So I'm not leaving.
40:29But I don't want to do anything.
40:32Hey, Han. Okay lang.
40:34Okay lang, walang sisihan.
40:36Ali ka nasi kanina.
40:38Okay.
40:44Tingnan mo muna kung makubulat ka.
40:46Oh, oh.
40:48Wow!
40:50Ang galing ng makeup ko talaga.
40:52Yung kasing ganda, maganda mga Diego.
40:55Ay, oo.
40:55Hindi nagulat dito sa salami.
40:58Ang hindi tayo.
41:00Huwag pala nakatingin sa mga makeup.
41:03Oo na nga siya.
41:04Pwede na, mga isihan.
41:07Talagang, talagang.
41:08Hindi ako makikilala ko sa film.
41:11Hindi mo makikilala talaga.
41:12Madali yan. Gaganyanin ko lang yan.
41:14Hindi ka makikilala. Puro magaya.
41:17Oh, ayan nga.
41:18Aligan na, pinapasaya.
41:19Kaya lamang na may makeup ka, nakasmile.
41:22Smile.
41:23Oh, yan.
41:26Dito parang natutulog lang.
41:31Bepodengar.
41:32Bepodengar.
41:33Bepodengar.
41:33Kaya trapao na mi ganito.
41:36Malini s'pong.
41:38Bepodengar.
41:39Kuyang kuyang kenten ng poti.
41:41Bepodengar.
41:41Bepodengar.
41:41Bepodengar.
41:46Bepodengar.
41:47Bepodengar.
42:09Bepodengar.
42:11Bepodengar.
42:14I don't know if I can see Chupot.
42:17I'm just going to walk around.
42:22Kuya!
42:23Do you want to see it?
42:26Chupot!
42:27Chupot!
42:29What's up?
42:30What's up?
42:33What's up?
42:33I'm a bad guy.
42:34I'm a bad guy.
42:36I'm a bad guy.
42:40Why are you doing it?
42:42Anong ginawa, anong ginawa sa inyo?
42:44Pilit niya akong pagandahin siya.
42:47Huh?
42:48Hindi ko tinigila hanggang hindi siya gumaganda.
42:51Ha ah, ginagawa niya sa inyo yun?
42:55Eh impossible yun ah.
42:57Eh ba ba na pinipilit niya ako?
42:59Itong babae sa pare, si Checo, na pinaganda ko lang.
43:04Babae sa Padget?
43:05That's me.
43:07Is that right?
43:09Ha?
43:10He says no.
43:12This is crazy.
43:13This is girl.
43:17Why?
43:18Is that the lady that takes?
43:21That's a girl.
43:22Would you show me, it's nice to meet him?
43:24No.
43:25This is my lovely friend.
43:27You don't have to talk this to me.
43:30You don't have to say anything.
43:32Pientulok!
43:33Pientulok!
43:36Pientulok!
43:36Ayan!
43:37Pientulok!
43:40Pientulok!
43:41Ano nangyari kay Ali Bella?
43:43Oh, ma?
43:44Eh, opo!
43:52Eto ako, ladies and gentlemen.
43:56The new Bella Flawless.
43:58Talagang flawless.
44:03Tita Bob!
44:05Napaganda mo si Alistena!
44:08Tapimpasa mo!
44:10That's incredible!
44:12That's entertainment!
44:15Walang tulokan!
44:19Palakpakan natin si Patti!
44:22Yes!
44:24Akin!
44:25Palakpakan nyo rin ang beauty ko!
44:28Oh!
44:29Eh!
44:30Kuya!
44:32Dumanda nga si Aling Bella
44:35from Cartada Buta
44:37laging Cartada Uno!
44:39What?
44:44No!
44:45I love it!
44:47O, ayun!
44:51Oh!
44:54Wow!
44:54Oh!
44:55Ah!
44:57Ha?
44:57Ito ang aloib niya!
44:59Magalulusan!
45:00Wow!
45:04I said to you, I'm not going to read it.
45:09What is this?
45:13What is happening to me?
45:17Oh!
45:21I'm a good guy!
45:25I don't want to wait.
45:27I want to see America.
45:30You know?
45:31The Statue of Liberty is great.
45:34It's great.
45:36Yes!
45:37It's great.
45:38One great thing in Washington, D.C.,
45:42is the Lincoln Memorial.
45:45I don't want to go there anymore.
45:48It's a good thing.
45:51The Washington Monument is a monument.
45:54It's a monument.
45:58Ayan lang.
45:59Kort, ano ba nangyari?
46:00Nanigas na ata yung mga papeles ko.
46:02Ayan naman.
46:03Alis na yung barko.
46:04Ano ba?
46:05Ano ba?
46:06Tagat-tagal nito si Tom.
46:08Pinakad ko nga ng maaga
46:09para makuha na ngayon.
46:12Ano ba naman yan si Poop?
46:13Poop!
46:14Poop!
46:15Ayan ka.
46:18Ano ba?
46:19Bye Tom.
46:22Bye Tom!
46:24Okay!
46:24Ano nangyari pa ito?
46:26Nahol na po po.
46:27Ah!
46:27Ang Alimena!
46:29Eh!
46:29Nahol na ako!
46:30Nakuha rin nito ko yung mga business to.
46:32O.
46:33Tsaka yung yung isang papeles na nakakuha din nila.
46:37Kuro gano'n pera.
46:38Ano to?
46:39Papeles din.
46:41Mabuti naman.
46:42At nasave po yung papeles ko doon.
46:44Kuro naman.
46:44Kuro naman.
46:45Kuro?
46:45Hindi, hindi.
46:46I'm sure seba.
46:48Ay kahit.
46:49Toto.
46:50No, papeles nito.
46:52Ito.
46:52Ito na nila.
47:07Ang laki-papeles nito?
47:10Ito.
47:11Ito.
47:13Ito.
47:17Ito.
47:21Ito.
47:24Ito.
47:25Ito.
47:25Toot?
47:26Kuro!
47:28Mapaalam na ako.
47:33Ah!
47:34I'm gonna miss you.
47:39I'm not going to die.
47:40I'm not going to die.
47:43Okay, I'm not going to die.
47:45I'll be right back.
47:46I'm not going to die.
48:08Oh, Maaf, what's up?
48:10I'm going to die.
48:11Everybody is going to die.
48:13Okay.
48:15You're going to die.
48:21I'm going to die.
48:23Hey!
48:24How are you?
48:25I'm going to die.
48:27I'm going to die.
48:28Ha!
48:32Oh no.
48:34How are we going to die?
48:50I have dead sleep.
48:51See you all.
48:53Bye, Isla.
49:19Kuya...
49:20Ito na, pasensya ka na ah.
49:26I know you say before that if there's pagkakataon naman eh, you won't stop me.
49:35Eh, oo naman. Tutal eh.
49:38Hindi mo naman kasalanan yung nawala yung papeles ko eh, diba?
49:43But Kuya, I'll definitely miss you.
50:13Huwag!
50:14Kuya, Kuya Kot? Ito ba yan?
50:15Hindi mo ba ako lang iklala?
50:18Ako ang iyong kapatid.
50:21Si Kot.
50:27Ito na.
50:28Hindi mo ka.
50:39Iyaki.
50:41Teka muna.
50:43May isang tanong lang ako bago kong malis.
50:46Ano yun?
50:48Where the hell did you get that?
50:52This one?
50:53Yeah.
50:55I got it from her.
50:56From her?
50:57Who her?
50:59From Herman Moreno.
51:07Pinapansin mo pa kasi eh.
51:10Maan?
51:17Paano?
51:19Itutuloy na ako ah.
51:21Hindi pa ba?
51:23Wala ko.
51:24Ano yung dinip ko?
51:25Ano ba?
51:26Let's go.
51:26Come on ah.
51:29I miss you.
51:30I miss you too maan.
51:32Magpagabayit na pag wala ko ah.
51:34Pwede ba kita i-kick?
51:36Sabay ha?
51:39Ah, sandali ha, pati.
51:41Yan ang pa nga palang dinakapagpaalam sa'yo.
51:43Ay, nakulay na kami.
51:44Sino na naman yan.
51:45Sino na, sadali.
51:46Ako yan.
51:47Niya.
51:48Bakit?
51:50Huwag ka muna umalis.
51:52Pagandahin mo ulit ako.
51:55Huwag ko na.
51:57Huwag ka na.
51:58Huwag ka na.
52:00Bitawan mo ako.
52:01Papatay po.
52:03Bitawan mo ako.
52:05Walikan na.
52:07Sige.
52:07Huwag ka na.
52:34Oh
52:38Tol, Tol
52:40Okay
52:41Okay
52:43Pagking nga kami mga pasamo
52:45Galingan niya ni Andrew eh
52:48Oh
52:49Ay
52:51Ay naku, ikaw ba? Ako yung may hahamong niya talaga?
52:54Ay naku, ikaw ba?
52:56Ay naku, makawai
52:57Maging tonggoy ako
53:08Bakit?
53:19Mabalik na ballib
53:20Boyo!
53:31Parang malihik pala terin
53:34Mataas na para datang
53:36I'm not a graduate
53:38Salazar
53:40Medicine or Engineering
53:42I said
53:44How saucy
53:46You're not a boy
53:48Because we're hard
53:50We're hard to say
53:50We're hard to say
53:51We're hard to say
53:54We're just a little
53:58We're in the Ateneo
54:00We're in the Ateneo
54:00We're in the Ateneo
54:04We're in the Ateneo
54:06We're in the Ateneo
54:07You're so mantot
54:09Kahit kami ay islapin
54:11Kahit kami ay islapin
54:12Ay okay lang sa akin
54:17Aung, aung
54:19Bebote nga
54:20Bebote nga
54:22Biglang may huwapil na
54:24At sa'king tutulungan
54:26Gawang
54:28Bebote nga
54:31Bebote nga
54:33Palalapin na nga kami ngayon
54:35Sabi nga ko natin
54:36Nagtutulag na lang ng karito
54:37Bebote nga
54:40Tch
54:40Tch
54:40Tch
54:40Tch
54:41Tch
54:42Tch
54:43Tch
54:46You
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