Skip to playerSkip to main content
  • 2 hours ago
Isang misteryosong mermaid ang biglang sumulpot sa bahay nina Tot (Anjo Yllana) at Kot (Janno Gibbs), at humihingi ito ng tulong para makalaya sa kamay ng isang mapanganib na seawitch!

For more Beh Bote Nga Full Episodes, click the link below:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_UmNDDvymmAXQIhpUhSDKGZdleJ-K0eH

‘Beh Bote Nga’ is a situational comedy starring Janno Gibbs as Kot and Anjo Yllana as Tot, centering on two garbagemen whose lives change after they accidentally discover a genie in a bottle.

Category

😹
Fun
Transcript
00:04Noong maliliit pa lang kami, mataas na ang pangarap namin
00:09Ang makagraduate sa lasal, medisino engineering
00:14Ang sabi ko pa nga, how saucy naman, you're not badoy
00:20Dahil kami mahirap lang, dahil kami mahirap lang pangarap ay nating
00:25Malalaki na nga kami ngayon, nagtutulak na lang ng karito
00:30Nagdadaan sa Ateneo, sinisigaw ay pote dyaryo
00:35Ang sabi pa nila, kadiri to death, you're so bantot, yeah
00:41Kahit kami ay isnaping, kahit kami ay isnaping, ay okay lang sa amin
00:49Aum, aum, bepote nga, bepote nga, biglang may umapil na gini
00:56At sabi tutulungan daw kami, bepote nga, bepote nga
01:02Bebe, bepote nga, bepote nga
01:08Nagtutulak na lang ng karito
01:10Nagtadaan sa Ateneo, sinisigaw ay pote dyaryo
01:16Ang sabi pa nila, kadiri to death, you're so bantot
01:22Kahit kami ay isnaping, kahit kami ay isnaping, ay okay lang sa amin
01:28Aum, aum, bepote nga, bepote nga, biglang may umapil na gini
01:36At sabi tutulungan daw kami, bepote nga, bepote nga, bepote nga
01:45Malalapin na nga kami ngayon
01:47Sabi nga ko lang
01:48Nagtutulak na lang ng karito
01:57Josep, ang kalukar ko
01:59O!
02:01O!
02:02O!
02:03O!
02:04O!
02:04O!
02:05O!
02:07O!
02:10O!
02:11O!
02:12O!
02:12O!
02:12O!
02:13O!
02:14Sarang natakalat dito ha?
02:15Bakit nga nakakalat?
02:17Walang iyakang matanda kal'de
02:19Red red guy
02:20Anang matanda kan?
02:21Ha?
02:22Sinasabi mo kong mag Magkakalat
02:23Ang basura yun eh, hindi naman ako nagkalat yan eh
02:26Ay, hindi ba basura ka?
02:28A까el magnilayang tub
02:30Teka nga isandali
02:31Ipin ko kaya yung mata
02:33Ano?
02:34Ito kasing si Lady
02:36Sana tino tano ang mabasura
02:39Bupa
02:40Ano?
02:42Sando.
02:42Buler
02:43Tapa!
02:44Hey!
02:44Eh, hindi mo kaya gamitin ang muka?
02:46Yay!
02:46Ay!
02:48Bakit ko inaaway ito si miss Borles?
02:51Lolis, ah!
02:52Ah, Plole's, Plole's, Lolis, ay!
02:54Alam mo po yung doktor na gumawa ng mukha nito?
02:56Patay na!
02:57Eh paano pag nasira mo yan?
02:59Paano ma marinistore ang mukha nyan?
03:00Why?
03:02Hindi ako miss thank you, doktor, ha?
03:05Two na yan!
03:06Adult run!
03:07Wala kami nasyon!
03:08Hinakalam kasi ni Odette.
03:10Odette?
03:10Tumigil ka!
03:12Crazy!
03:14Ay!
03:14U
03:16Ay, wala kaming tinatambak na basura.
03:30Ang sabi nyo, baka keyon upaster Your
03:32nagtatambak tan basura di to.
03:34Wat aga naman gawayin Semirara Island, itong Barangay
03:37Mapayapa,
03:38Oh, no, no?
03:38Huh?
03:39I don't know.
03:40It's a Mirara.
03:41It's a Sirana.
03:42Sirana.
03:44Sirana, my heart.
03:45I'm going to go.
03:47I'm going to go.
03:48You're going to go.
03:50Hey!
03:50Shut up!
03:51Shut up!
03:52Hey!
03:52Hey!
03:53Hey!
03:53Hey!
03:53Hey!
03:54Hey!
03:54Hey!
03:55Hey!
03:55Hey!
03:56Hey!
03:56May tumarating na bagong basura, o.
03:59Ayan, o.
04:01Ito!
04:01Nakakuha namin yung plate number.
04:04Plate number.
04:05Yung mismong plate nang kinuha nyo.
04:07Hindi pa mayor yan?
04:09Ange.
04:10Siba kasi Ange.
04:12Yung artista.
04:13Si Anjanette Agbayari.
04:16Ange-lu.
04:17Ange-lu or Anjano Gibbs.
04:20Saan?
04:21Saan?
04:22Saan?
04:23Saan?
04:24Yung tumak mo.
04:24Ayan.
04:24Mga ikut-tumak mo.
04:25Ang artista.
04:28Plate number mo yan?
04:2942.
04:30Ikaw yan!
04:31Sa'yo yan!
04:32Sa'yo yan!
04:33Sa'yo yan!
04:33Sa'yo yan!
04:34Ito!
04:41Ito!
04:43Oh!
04:43Ouch!
04:44You are rumored!
04:45Oh, wow!
04:47Oh, wow!
04:51Why did you go for it?
04:53It's all a little pain.
04:56Why are you here to go to the top?
04:59You should just look out for the top.
05:00You should be up to the top.
05:01I need a little bit more.
05:04I have to go out.
05:06I'm not the only one so I can.
05:07Sorry, I'm so sad.
05:09You'll be able to hold on.
05:11That's why you're stuck.
05:12And you'll be able to find your Lord.
05:14What's wrong with you?
05:15What's wrong with you?
05:17I'm not going to work.
05:18I'm not going to work for you.
05:21It's hard for us.
05:23It's hard for me.
05:25It's hard for me.
05:27It's hard for you to work.
05:33It's hard for me.
05:34What's wrong with you?
05:36It's hard for me.
05:39I'm going to hang out.
05:40I'm going to hang out.
05:42I'm only going to hang out.
05:44I'm going to work here.
05:46It's hard for me.
05:47You can go with me.
05:49You can get one bite.
05:51I'm so excited.
05:51I got a little bit of a bite.
05:52I'm just going to hang out with you.
05:57It's magic.
06:00I'm not going to hang out.
06:02I'm going to do it.
06:03Take care.
06:12Wait for her, they don't go to me and start saving her.
06:15And she likes her.
06:15I'm fine and tell her, they won and you'll come back after doing it.
06:16And she'll keep you.
06:17But it's easy for me that you do.
06:18No!
06:19But who do you want to eat it?
06:20I do too.
06:22What do you want to eat it?
06:24Do you want to eat it?
06:25I do want to eat it?
06:26Do you want to eat it?
06:27I want to eat it for me.
06:27Do you want to eat it?
06:29What not to eat?
06:30What is this, who don't think?
06:34I'm not going to do that.
06:36I'm not going to do that.
06:37I'm not going to do that.
07:04Pagpaw, sa malayo hindi mukhang bulak.
07:06O ang potong candy.
07:09Magsama kayong dalawa.
07:11Kaya unahin ko.
07:15Pa, kapalungan niyo ako.
07:18Wow!
07:20Ariel!
07:21Alam mo, lagi kitang pinapanood.
07:23Idol kita eh.
07:25Ikaw ba si Ariel Rivera
07:27o Ariel Ureta?
07:29Sino ka ba talaga?
07:31Siya ang genie mula sa Atlantica.
07:33Ang Underwater City sa Himalanya.
07:37Ako si Gigi.
07:40Gigi?
07:42As in Gigi Tonji or Gigi Isla?
07:48As in G period G period.
07:51Short for galungbong kasi na.
07:53Serena nga ako, diba?
07:55Huwag na tayo mag-accessing ng panong
07:57at parating na si Sea Witch.
07:58Si Sea Witch?
08:00Parating na si Sea Witch?
08:02Oo.
08:02Sino naman yung Sea Witch?
08:04Aagawin niyo itong Trident ang Daddy ko.
08:06Si Haring na Tuno.
08:08Teka muna.
08:09Ano bang yung Sea Witch yung patating?
08:11Chicken Sea Witch or Ham Sea Witch?
08:13Ano ko ba?
08:13Club Sea Witch.
08:16Ano ba yun?
08:17Ano ko aagawin ito?
08:20Ano ko eh.
08:21Ano, tutulungan pa natin Ton?
08:23Tutulungan niyo ba ako?
08:25Ako eh.
08:26Tuntulungan niyo ba ako?
08:27Ano ba?
08:28Tuntulungan ka pa eh.
08:29Ang dami dami na nga natin problema dito.
08:31Ano na nga eh.
08:32Marami tayong problema.
08:33Wala na nga tayong pang bilhin ng ilam.
08:35Ayaw bang makatigim ng sardine?
08:38Parang Tuna.
08:39Sashimi.
08:40Ay.
08:42Alam mo eh.
08:43Hindi ka na namin pwedeng tulungan.
08:45Kasi.
08:45Ang dami namin problema.
08:47Hindi mo ba nakikita sa baba?
08:48May garbage crisis kami.
08:51Kalo ko pa tutulungan niyo ako.
08:53Ang sabi si Hemalagi ah.
08:55Mababait kayo.
08:56Mababait siya hindi.
08:58Ako mabait siya hindi.
09:03Wow!
09:04Ako tapos kayo!
09:04Ako!
09:06Inos!
09:07Mamatay kayo!
09:09Akin na ang trident ng daddy ko.
09:11O pag sabi yung maiay!
09:18Simula ngayon!
09:20Ako na ang pinakamakapangyarihan sa Atlantica.
09:23At sa lahat ng lugar ang may tubig!
09:32Ano ang tinatawanan niyo?
09:34Eh ako natatawa ko.
09:35Kasi mukha kang tumandang tsapusit eh.
09:40Natatawa kami.
09:41Dahil ikaw pala eh.
09:43May kapangyarihan lamang sa tubig.
09:47Eh wala naman tubig dito.
09:50Walang tubig ah.
09:53Ganon ha?
09:54Ganon ha?
09:55Ah!
09:56Ah!
09:57A...
10:03Asliya.
10:04Miykubi!
10:07MapCD kakotus!
10:09300,000!
10:16Let's go.
10:40Let's go.
11:11Let's go.
11:12Let's go.
11:12Let's go.
11:12Let's go.
11:13Let's go.
11:44Let's go.
11:44Let's go.
11:44Let's go.
11:54Let's go.
11:56Let's go.
12:01Let's go.
12:31Let's go.
12:32Let's go.
13:02Let's go.
13:14Let's go.
13:20Let's go.
13:26Let's go.
13:29Let's go.
13:58Let's go.
14:00Let's go.
14:00Let's go.
14:01Let's go.
14:10Let's go.
14:12Let's go.
14:14Let's go.
14:16Let's go.
14:22Let's go.
14:23Let's go.
14:25Let's go.
14:26Let's go.
14:27Let's go.
14:32Let's go.
14:44Let's go.
14:45Let's go.
14:47Let's go.
14:52Let's go.
14:52Let's go.
14:54Let's go.
14:55Let's go.
14:56Let's go.
15:01Let's go.
15:03Let's go.
15:05Let's go.
15:06Let's go.
15:07Let's go.
15:07Let's go.
15:09Let's go.
15:12Let's go.
15:20Let's go.
15:22Let's go.
15:24Let's go.
15:25Let's go.
15:25Let's go.
15:26Let's go.
15:26Let's go.
15:26Let's go.
15:27Let's go.
15:27Let's go.
15:28Let's go.
15:28Let's go.
15:29Let's go.
15:29Let's go.
15:31Let's go.
15:31Let's go.
15:32It's called Sea Witch.
15:37Ah!
15:38Sea Witch!
15:39Exactly!
15:40Itong Sea Witch na ito,
15:42ang may hawak ngayon
15:44nung Trigent.
15:46Aba!
15:47Ang ginuntuhan na mas powerful Trigent!
15:49Ah!
15:50Dali mo!
15:51Anakanan mo kita!
15:52Now, ito
15:53ay solid gold.
15:55And at the same time,
15:57may simbolo ng kapangyarihan.
16:00Power!
16:01Power!
16:01Power!
16:02Power!
16:03Kailangan ngayon
16:04mapasakamay natin yan.
16:06At ikaw
16:07ang gagawin kong team leader
16:10ng grubo na ito.
16:12Ang circuit ko!
16:14Ah!
16:14Dabi naman tayo pera.
16:15Ah!
16:16Kahit ano mo ang gagawin ko?
16:17Ano ba ang gusto niyong gawin ko?
16:18Number one!
16:20Kilala mo ba si Sea Witch?
16:21Kilala!
16:22Yung matandang showboy.
16:24Baka showboy na ito yung inal.
16:27Eh, kilala ko yun!
16:28Pugitan-pugitan!
16:29Kaya,
16:30sa madali tsabe,
16:31yung pugita
16:33na parang ipinatong sa plato
16:35na mukhang Sampuradong Panay.
16:38Yung yun!
16:39Yung yun!
16:40Yung yun!
16:41Well, it's like this.
16:42At sapagkat ikaw ay may format.
16:46At ikaw ay pagkatalalagi.
16:48Medyo lungluhuin mo ng kotiyan.
16:51Upang sa ganon,
16:53eh matambong mo
16:55yung kanyang trident.
16:57And there you are.
16:59So all in gold,
17:01mapapasakanay natin.
17:02Yan!
17:03Iyo!
17:04Ang misyon mo!
17:05Hindi niya naman sinasabi na
17:07nakikiting ko yung
17:09matandang yun!
17:10Gamitin mo yung ganda mo
17:12na natin ngayon!
17:14Pugitan ka ba kayo ito?
17:16Huwag mo yun sa liko!
17:17Hindi ko kaya yun!
17:19Huwag mo yun!
17:31Huwag mo ito!
17:32Kapagosa sin kaya katayan nyyan!
17:35Pues entonces..
17:36...you have to accomplish
17:38that misyon.
17:40Kapag...
17:45Alam...
18:04Oh, I enjoy it, huh?
18:07Okay.
18:08Toll,
18:10mabuti na lang at nahiwalay tayo kina Ginny Gigi at kay Goyong.
18:15Bakit?
18:16Para mapapili sa paghanap natin yan sa Sea Witch?
18:19Hindi, para masolo natin itong mga tahong.
18:22Ha? Anong tahong?
18:23Eh, no?
18:24Ha?
18:27Kuya,
18:28ang mukha ni Tina at Maan.
18:29Ano ba, no?
18:31Na-apekton din sila nung sumpa ng Sea Witch.
18:34Tingnan mo yung love ko, si Maan.
18:39Ang ganda-ganda pala niya pag nasa loob siya ng shell.
18:42Para siyang, ah, white pearl.
18:46Huh?
18:46Sa akin?
18:47Sini?
18:49Aba, black pearl.
18:51Eh, nagsara ulit.
18:55Hello?
18:57Hi!
18:58Hi!
18:59Hi!
19:00Hello!
19:01Ano ba ba ang pag-i-incode namin sa inyo?
19:04Ah, pwede ka bang kainin?
19:05Ha?
19:06Kakainin mo ko bakit?
19:07Hindi, sa mundo namin, ang tahong talagang kinakaain niya.
19:10Bina-bake pa nga yan minsan eh.
19:12Ah, so hindi pwede.
19:14May red tide.
19:16Maka malasok ka, may red tide na.
19:19Ikaw, makain ka lang ba ng tahong?
19:21Ako, sorry ah, kasi hindi ako mahilig sa tahong eh.
19:24Iba yung paborito ko.
19:25Ano yung paborito mo?
19:27Bibingka.
19:28Ay!
19:30Gusto mo ng dalag?
19:32Dalag?
19:33Baka dili.
19:35Ay, piranha.
19:38Ah, hindi, ang gusto namin maalaman talaga, kung ah, punta akong ba kayo o turtle.
19:46Hindi, eh, gusto namin maalaman kung saan matatagpuan yung sea witch.
19:49Ha?
19:50Ah!
19:51Doon lang sa may kabila, diretsuhin niyo yun.
19:54Malapit na.
19:55Okay ah, thank you.
19:57Ay!
19:57Sorry, hindi kami nakikipaghalikan sa, hindi namin kilala ko sa stricto parents namin.
20:03Ito nga naman, wag pa ka-gentleman ka naman.
20:07Eh, kakikilala mo pa lang sa tahong eh. Gusto mo ng sunggaban eh.
20:11Ito bagay, malay natin kung sa'ng galing yan.
20:13Ang mga tahong eh, kinakamayan muna yan.
20:17Ay, pwede ba ang alay?
20:21Ah, naipet, naipet ah.
20:24Ay!
20:26Ay!
20:27Ikot!
20:29Yan.
20:31Nakarma ka.
20:33O di yung dilis mo naging tabius pa.
20:35Ay!
20:49Okay.
20:50Swar face, bilisan mo yan!
20:52Bakla kang babae ka!
20:54Naman nun siwi, siyang hirap-hirap.
20:56Walo yung galamay mo!
20:58May reklamo ka?
21:00Ah!
21:03It's not a...
21:04You're a little, you're a little!
21:06I'm going to call my name.
21:09I'm going to call my name.
21:10Oh, not my name is called my name?
21:14Shortface.
21:15You're a...
21:16BABAYE BAKLA!
21:18Why?
21:23Why?
21:25What a chance to call my name.
21:26What an?
21:30It's a beautiful day, and that is why we are here to greet the very beautiful, the most beautiful seafood,
21:45the sea witch, Madam of the Sea.
21:50How are you?
21:51I know I am beautiful.
21:57Well, let me introduce myself.
22:02I am Mr. Henry C. Yukoi.
22:08The best and the business man billionaire.
22:19And this is C. Yukoi Tom.
22:24And then, this is C. Yukoi Bung, my son.
22:34Well, remember the alam mo?
22:37Ah, ah, ah.
22:38Ah.
22:39Ah, ah.
22:39May akat ng tumpakay.
22:41Si-bam. Si-bam.
22:44Ah.
22:46Hindi ko talaga kayo.
22:49Remember the alam mo?
22:51Si-bam.
22:52Ah, ah.
22:53Who you are?
22:54Ah, alam nyo,
22:56kayo na yata
22:57ang pinakamagandang babae
22:59nakita mo sa palat ng lupa,
23:01eh, te, lumod pala.
23:05Thank you, thank you so much,
23:07maturo, hindi kita time.
23:14By the way,
23:17ah, what about,
23:19may I again introduce
23:21my son?
23:23Ah, si Yokoy
23:25Bong.
23:27Hi.
23:29Gandang
23:31alat ng dagat sa inyo.
23:34He's so
23:35cute, pero
23:36cute, pero
23:38hindi rin kita time.
23:42Eh,
23:42hindi daw, hindi ka sa tayo.
23:45Eh, excuse me.
23:47Eh, pues entonces,
23:49eh, sino naman ang
23:51type mo, sino namang
23:53yung malas na iyo?
23:54Ang type ko.
24:01yung malas na iyo.
24:02hindi ka
24:02one time.
24:04Suwerte nyo, daddy.
24:06Suwerte nyo, daddy.
24:08Suwerte nyo.
24:11Isang piece naman.
24:12Isang piece down.
24:14Isang piece down.
24:15Ito.
24:16Ngayon na, ako baka kahalik ng
24:19pitumpong tapatang paa eh.
24:21Baka mabugahan ako na ito
24:23ng tintang mintchick.
24:29I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
24:33You know, everything that you can see is like this.
24:39So, even if you say that you have 24 carats solid gold,
24:47just the same, you can't get it.
24:49Eh, wag mo na akong mahalin. Wag mo lamang akong lapas-tanganin.
24:58Uy, nalibali. Sandali, ah!
25:03Baka nung po, peblo ko?
25:05Mahalo ka muna, maandang muna.
25:07Mahalo ka muna.
25:12Sandali na akong taglaloob.
25:15May pustisyo pala, Portola.
25:17Oh!
25:18Mayroon po.
25:20Eh, dinaramdam ko, wag ka na magagalit.
25:23Oh, ganun.
25:23Ibalik mo na yan doon sa lungga na pinanggalingan yan.
25:27Oh.
25:27At na mayroon kang mga ngalotman lamang, Mr. Papano.
25:30Ay, I'm sorry.
25:31You are not my type.
25:33I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
25:34I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
25:34I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
25:36I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
25:37I'm sorry.
25:38I'm sorry.
25:42I'm sorry.
25:43Haman na kahwala mo sa 74 na trofee.
25:47At lahat na ng ginto, mapula, kahit nalahar, briliyante.
25:52Oh.
25:52Ay, ginawa ako pustisyo.
25:54Ganun, ha?
25:55No bold shame, no sale.
25:56Ganun.
25:58Ay, yun mo ang halika!
26:01Pagol!
26:02Let's go!
26:08Ayan!
26:09Tia, ba't sila naging pote ate, sir?
26:10Anong ginawa mo sa kanila?
26:12Yan na mangyayari sa kanila!
26:14Pagka sila hanggang sumunod sa kagustuhan ko!
26:18Ako ang pinaka-baka pangyarihan
26:20Sa buong atlatka at lahat!
26:23Sila meron!
26:25Ano? Ayan?
26:26Oo!
26:27Ay!
26:27Ay, ano ito?
26:28Shhh!
26:29Punggaga lang yan!
26:31Hayaan mo siya sa side!
26:57Hey, wait a minute! Why did you come here?
27:01Did you know that our business will stop?
27:04What? What's that?
27:06May negosyo?
27:07Ay, siyempre kami nagsusuplay nung itim na tinta ng ball penang hindi lang namin sinusuplay na itim yung itim na
27:13budhi ni Henry si Yoko.
27:16At saka ako? Busy din ako, no? May karera pa ako.
27:20Anong may San Lazaro din dito?
27:22Ano ba? Lagat to, no? Hindi San Lazaro.
27:26Oh, San Lazaro.
27:30O ano?
27:32Dahinasabihin nyo na para matapos na.
27:35Ma!
27:36Eh kasi, kinipon namin kayo para magkaisa tayo at labanan natin si Sea Witch.
27:48Eh pag hindi tayo kumilos, baka kasi kung anong gawin niya habang hawak niya ang trident niya haring natulog.
27:59Pero kung magiging matapang tayo at magkakaisa, hindi pa tapos ang lahat.
28:08Isasama-sama natin ang pwersa natin at kayang kaya natin siyang talong.
28:16Oo.
28:20Bae!
28:20Bae!
28:21Bae!
28:25Bae!
28:26...
28:39...
28:40...
28:40...
28:40...
28:40...
28:40the lemon
28:42Kuya
28:48Dol, lakihan mo na yung mata mo
28:55para makita mo kaagad si Sea Witch
28:59Kuya
29:01Buti pa'y lakihan mo na rin
29:03ang butas ng ilong mo
29:05para makaamuhi mo
29:06si Sea Witch
29:12Oh
29:13I'm a vacuum
29:18Oh
29:22Oh
29:23Oh
29:23Oh
29:23Oh
29:24Oh
29:24Oh
29:24Oh
29:24Oh
29:25Niitin namin ang mga taga taong dagat
29:28Para tanongin natin kung pahit silang tumulong laban kay si Rich
29:32Para lahat decatakot
29:35Huwag ka nang malungpot
29:36at talagang may mga taong duwag
29:39Hindi naman ako dun nalulungkot eh
29:41Eh di bakit?
29:43Nilulungkot ako dahil bakit ba kami mapasok dito sa hayop na problemaight ini
29:47Eh?
29:48Pero huwag kang mag-alala, dahil kami magkapatid
29:50Pagka napasabak na sa problema, eh maaasahan mo kami...
29:54Diba doon?
29:55Tama.
29:57Sino kayo?
29:58First, kasi kayo dito na bahay ito ng amo ko si Sea Witch.
30:02Kuya, anong klaseng isda yan?
30:05Anong klaseng isda ka ba?
30:07Swordfish.
30:08Swordfish?
30:08Alin yung sword?
30:10Ito o ito?
30:11Pareho.
30:12Hindi naman swordfish yan eh.
30:13Ano yan?
30:14Babacuda.
30:16Hold it in.
30:17Okay, hindi kami natatakot.
30:18O ano?
30:19Dahil handa naming ibuwis ang buhay namin
30:21para lang mabawi yung trident ni Haring Neptuno.
30:24Garan?
30:25Oo.
30:25O sige, mag-espadahan tayo.
30:28Baah!
30:30Ano?
30:30Patulang mo na ito.
30:31Patulang mo na.
30:32Patulang mo na.
30:33Sige.
30:35Uy!
30:36Anong kagawa mo?
30:37Anong kagawa mo?
30:38Sige, tuloy po.
30:41Ayun.
30:44Sige.
30:44Simulan na natin.
30:48Sige.
30:49Ha?
30:50Ito, ito.
30:51Ito, ito.
30:51Sige.
30:53Sige.
30:54Sige.
30:57Sige.
30:59Sige.
30:59Sige.
30:59Sige.
31:00Kuya!
31:00Boyo!
31:00Hindi kuya!
31:12Yay!
31:14Tinan mo!
31:14Baka-boy pa!
31:15Baka-boy pa!
31:16Sige.
31:18Sige.
31:18Ay.
31:19Patay ko!
31:20Patay ko.
31:21Patay ko.
31:22Anong kagawa nyo dito?
31:24Aking na ang present ng aking ama!
31:29Ang gawin mo!
31:35Kailangan labanan natin yan?
31:36Yaku.
31:37Octopus or...
31:38Why don't you go to Mumbai?
31:42Let's go!
32:13Let's go!
32:21Hey!
32:22You're a good one!
32:23I made a plane to kick-talk!
32:24You are a good one!
32:26Hey!
32:27That was cool, you are a good one!
32:39Take it!
32:48Wait a minute!
32:50Let's go!
32:54I want to take nothing right now in magic vs. magic.
32:57Get on your own.
32:59Just keep it!
33:03Stop it.
33:07You can get out of here,
33:08and you can get out of here.
33:12You can get out of here.
33:13No!
33:20You're not here, Steve.
33:25Hey, go get out of here!
33:28You're not here yet!
33:31There's no one.
33:32Oh!
33:33Oh!
33:36Okay, Toll, okay!
33:37Yan, ha?
33:38Nakawin mo na yung Trident po, ha?
33:39Thank you!
33:40Okay.
33:41Okay, pwede na tayong, ah...
33:44Bakit?
33:45Bakit?
33:46Oh, Masters!
33:48Mga puteteg, kanina ba?
33:49Ang kukulip?
33:50Baga naman?
33:51Eh, tirain natin!
33:53Isang ba?
33:53Ito!
33:58Ano ba pala, mga puteteg?
33:59Ha?
33:59Mga shokoy!
34:01Ano ba mga shokoy?
34:02Hindi naman mga shokoy ito, eh?
34:03Katulad nito.
34:04Ano ito, eh?
34:05Shoko.
34:07Mayabang?
34:07Oo nga.
34:08Eh, eh, yun.
34:08Hindi naman shokoy yan, eh?
34:09Ano yan?
34:11Shota.
34:12O talaga?
34:15Shokoy ba yan?
34:16Hindi yata, eh.
34:17Ano ito, eh?
34:17Okoy.
34:21Pero...
34:21Tayo tayo pa, ha?
34:23Maganda pa nito.
34:26Di ako shokoy.
34:27Ano?
34:28Shungen!
34:30Chongoy.
34:31Chongoy.
34:35Chongoy.
34:35Bebo tinga, bebo tinga, biglang mayumapil na genie.
34:40At sabi tutulungan daw pa.
34:43Tinga, bebo tinga, biglang mayumapil na genie.
34:48At sabi tutulungan daw pa.
34:48Beto down there it wet and take it from me.
34:52Up on the shore they work all day.
34:55Out in the sun they slave away.
34:57While we be boating full time to floating under the sea.
35:02Mga kasama!
35:05Ngayon ay hawak na naman ang inyong Haring Neptuno, ang kanyang rider.
35:13Babalik na muli ang kapayapan!
35:21Salamat sa kadakilan ng aking anak na si Genie Gigi.
35:26Heee!
35:27Heee!
35:29Maraming salamat po, sir.
35:31Iyugoyong, tsaka kot, tsaka tot.
35:34Heee!
35:35Heee!
35:37Kot, tot!
35:40Dahil sa inyong kagitingan,
35:42kayo ang aking gagantin pala!
35:47Ay!
35:48Mahal na hari!
35:49Heee!
35:50Heee!
35:50Baka pwede inghingi na lang namin yung tapyas nitong tinidor mo.
35:54Kasi balita namin, ginto daw yan eh.
35:57Masyado namang garapal tumingi.
35:59Bakit?
36:00Ayahin mo ko, simple lang inghingi ko.
36:02I think I better kiss the girl.
36:05Sa, ra, ra, ra, ra!
36:08Baka pwaka, baka!қ,
36:10baka pwaka! Okay!
36:12baka pwaka! May ipapatasal
36:14ako sa inyong iba. Oy, oy! Mga
36:15anak, share na
36:16lang. Share na lang. Share!
36:17Share! Teka,
36:18teka! Hindi
36:19naman ako pwede
36:20kasi, bata pa ako, pero may
36:23mga ate ako.
36:25Mga ate palin! Okay.
36:26Sige na! Tawagin
36:28mo na
36:29sila! Malawala!
36:32Hahahaha!
36:35Hey, ito ba yung mga ate mo?
36:40Yup, yup, yup.
36:41Di naman mukhang mga mermaid, di mukhang mga housemaid.
36:46By the way, my name is Serena Raimundo.
36:51Ako naman, si Serena Dalrimpon.
36:56At ako, si Serena Tokayatano.
37:03Mr. Chairman, I object.
37:07Well, I have to demand and submit a motion
37:13para matimbang natin kung umapot ng 7 milyong gramo,
37:19yang ginto na yan.
37:22Ay, ibang masubita ka, ikaw po kami?
37:24Teka, teka, ano ba itong mga ito?
37:27Ito ba yung papaksawa natin?
37:28Ito, kamukha si Chapusit.
37:31Ito naman, si Velen Flores.
37:33Ito, kilala mo ba ito?
37:35Sino ba yan?
37:37Markoba!
37:39Markoba, ito eh!
37:41Ano ba ba yan?
37:43Ito pa yan?
37:44Ano na naman?
37:45Ano na lang, hindi na lang kami...
37:47Hindi na lang, mahal na kari.
37:49Ano na?
37:50Ako nga, pahalik man lang sa mga tango.
37:53Pahalat na kami.
37:55Bye!
37:59Pahalat na kami.
38:00Pahalat na kami.
38:01Hindi kalpap.
38:02Nice car na naman.
38:04Hindi.
38:05Pahalat na kami.
38:06Ah, ah...
38:09Ah, well, I guess it's time to go now, Ariel.
38:16Bye!
38:17Bye!
38:17Hi, scounder.
38:20Ariel, Ariel, always listen to your pada.
38:25Eh, scounder.
38:26Eh, cekan!
38:29Malahari, oh nampak kami hining-hining gantung palak.
38:32Pada bang, itu dalam kuilu.
38:34Purkila.
38:34Oh, tak?
38:35Oh, yang gelohin ni!
38:37Bagit, tanul ba tu?
38:38Oh, tu tu?
38:40Oh, tu tu?
38:42Oh, tu tu?
38:44Oh, tu tu?
38:45Oh, tu tu?
38:46Oh, tu tu?
38:47Oh, tu tu?
38:48Oh, tu tu?
38:50Oh, tu tu?
38:54Belelebotenga
38:56Belebotenga
38:58Belebotenga
39:00Belelebotenga
39:03Belebotenga
39:03Hey, putinig lang
39:05Saan?
39:05Ato?
39:08Okay, yun ang bala
39:09Okay, yun ang bala
39:09Okay, yun ang bala
39:13Wala naging lapali dyan
39:16Wala nga
39:17Okay, sige, libre niya dalawang lara
39:20Ay! Libre!
39:23Eh, silista na lang
39:25Tal, mukha na ba taligo kayo ngayong araw na to?
39:28Oo
39:31Yan!
39:37Ganyan!
39:37Di ba maganda yung ganitong malinis na
39:40at maayos ang barangay mapayapa?
39:43Actually, kuya,
39:44napabuti yung baha
39:46dahil talagang nadrain
39:48lahat ng basura dito
39:50Malinis na
39:51Pati memory ng mga kapitbahay natin
39:54eh, nagdrain na rin eh
39:55Wala na sila naaalala sa nangyari
39:58Saka nagtulala
40:00Ano ba yan?
40:02Ah, tol
40:03Uy, si Tina at Makan
40:07Wala rin yung mga tahong nila
40:08Oo nga, pero kahit nagbago na sila
40:11eh, tingin ko pa rin sa kanila mga tahong
40:12Huh?
40:13Sige, natahan natin
40:14Bye, bye, bye
40:17Hello
40:18Hello
40:18Hello
40:21Ano ka naman?
40:23Hi nyo
40:23How are you?
40:24Hey
40:26Wala yata may naisip
40:28Ay, makasarap-sarap ng baked tahong ko
40:31Lola nyo
40:31Hmm, bago-bago mo
40:33Boys, would you give me
40:35take some?
40:37Ah
40:37O kuya
40:39Tekma mo daw yung tahong ni Aling Belya
40:42Oh
40:42Sarap yan
40:46Diba?
40:47Masarap ang tahong nyo ah
40:48Diba?
40:50Diba?
40:50Diba?
40:50Diba?
40:51Diba?
40:51Diba?
40:52Diba?
40:52Diba?
40:53Diba?
40:54Diba?
40:54Diba?
40:56Diba?
40:56Diba?
40:56Diba?
40:58Diba?
41:00Diba po
41:00Diba?
41:01Diba?
41:02E baka naman may, ano to, madumi
41:05Tinugasan nyo ba itong tahong nyo?
41:07Hugas na hugas
41:08Malibig na mani niya
41:09Diba?
41:10Diba?
41:10Diba?
41:11Diba?
41:12Diba?
41:12Diba?
41:12Diba?
41:14Diba?
41:15Diba?
41:16Diba?
41:16Diba?
41:19Diba?
41:20Diba?
41:20It's all like that.
41:21It's not ah, it's all right.
41:23Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
41:25You want me to pay yag!
41:27Wait, wait, wait...
41:30Wait, wait...
41:32Please go to the house.
41:34Yes, it's right.
41:36So you know,
41:39no one day, we stayed at the beach.
41:41You have to wear shorts.
41:44It's good,
41:45it's important to be them.
41:46Oh, it's always a lot.
41:47It's a great material.
41:48Because it's been a long time ago,
41:49how many short films are in Tagalog?
41:53I don't know what I'm doing.
41:56I don't know what I'm doing.
41:56My memory is,
41:58I know the latest.
42:00It's time.
42:02Okay.
42:03I don't know how to eat it.
42:06I don't know how to eat it.
42:08I don't know how to eat it.
42:10I don't know how to eat it.
42:11What do you want to eat?
42:13I don't know how to eat it.
42:25What is it?
42:27It's a long time.
42:28I don't know how to eat it.
42:32It's a long time ago.
42:33It's a long time ago.
42:34It's a long time ago.
42:35It's a long time ago.
42:36I had to eat it.
42:37Hey, what's up?
42:37No!
42:39Okra!
42:40Kenko!
42:41Kenko!
42:41I want to eat Kenko.
42:44Ayan, sabi nila, I want to eat Kenko.
43:11Mahirap lang pang harap ay natin.
43:13Malalaki na nga kami ngayon.
43:15Kuya ko lang!
43:16Nagtutulak na lang ng karito.
43:19Nagdadaan sa Ateneo.
43:22Sinisigaw ay pote d'yaryo.
43:24Ang sabi pa nila.
43:26Kadiri to death!
43:28You're so bantot!
43:30Yah!
43:30Kahit kami ay isnaping, kahit kami ay isnaping,
43:33ay okay lang sa atin.
43:37Aum! Aum!
43:39Bebote nga! Bebote nga!
43:42Biglang may umapil na genie.
43:45At sabi tutulungan daw kami.
43:48Bebote nga! Bebote nga! Bebote nga!
43:53Malalaki na nga kami ngayon.
43:56Nagtutulak na lang ng karito.
43:59Nagtadaan sa Ateneo.
44:02Sinisigaw ay pote d'yaryo.
44:04Ang sabi pa nila.
44:06Kadiri to death!
44:07You're so bantot!
44:10Kahit kami ay isnaping, kahit kami ay isnaping,
44:13ay okay lang sa amin.
Comments

Recommended