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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about two pastors that are in trouble with the law. One was taking upskirt photos and the other was committing fraud. Either way, it leads to Chuck starting his own church. The Church of Chuck.

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00:00The new firework freeze from 5-Hour Energy really makes me think about summer.
00:04And you know what I love about summer, Chuck?
00:06What?
00:06Freedom.
00:09Yeah, me too. Freedom from pants.
00:11Jesus, Chuck, put some pants on.
00:13What? It's summer.
00:22Uh, now, amazingly, turns out some pastors are not the best people.
00:29Are you kidding me?
00:30It's shocking news.
00:32Two stories to get to this morning.
00:34The first, the worst, I think.
00:38Okay.
00:39This guy, he wants to see up your Walmart skirt.
00:44Oh, wow.
00:46A pastor.
00:47Here's the story of what happened in Orange County, Florida from WKMG-TV.
00:51The defendant's name is Owen Thompson Kanzius.
00:54He's arrested for...
00:56Who looks like...
00:58What's the...
00:59Did I do that?
01:00Oh, my God!
01:01Urkel?
01:02That's so weird, man!
01:03Yes!
01:04He looks like adult Urkel!
01:06He does.
01:07Which, also, you can understand.
01:11You gotta hit the internet.
01:13And become...
01:15A big fan of voyeurism.
01:18But it's not Urkel.
01:19No, it's not.
01:20It's not Urkel.
01:21It's a pastor who looks like adult Urkel.
01:23Video voyeurism here at this Walmart off New Independence Parkway.
01:28I'm News 6's Mike Valenti, your Orange County community correspondent.
01:31And the first thing we did after looking through his arrest affidavit was search his name online.
01:36And what we found might surprise you.
01:38That initial search brought us to this website for a church.
01:42The Powerhouse Fellowship Ministry in Davenport.
01:46When we went to the Meet the Pastors page, we saw a picture of a pastor by the name of
01:51Owen Kanzius.
01:52The picture matches the mugshot taken of the Owen Kanzius arrested for video voyeurism.
01:59The Sheriff's Office alleges that a woman shopping at this Walmart Wednesday noticed a man had bumped her leg with
02:05an empty shopping basket.
02:07And then attempted to do the same thing.
02:10That's when deputies say the woman noticed a phone facing upwards in the basket going under her skirt.
02:17They say she then grabbed him and demanded that Kanzius hand over the phone.
02:22Prompting Kanzius to apologize.
02:25On the first page of Kanzius' affidavit, we see his home address.
02:29The same exact address listed on a SunBiz page for Powerhouse Fellowship Ministry.
02:35And that address is listed under the name Owen Thompson Kanzius.
02:40The Sheriff's Office added that the Walmart camera footage aligned with the woman's version of events.
02:46We have reached out to that church in Davenport, and we will let you know if we hear back.
02:51You will not.
02:52So, I can just start my own preaching just right at my house.
02:57Yeah.
02:58Very cool.
02:59The Church of Chuck.
03:00Yes.
03:01You've wanted to do it for years.
03:02You know it.
03:03You've wanted to do it for years.
03:04You know it.
03:06Tax-free, baby.
03:08Tax-free.
03:09Send me your dollars.
03:13Praise be.
03:14Do not send any money to the Church of Chuck.
03:20Follow me.
03:20He's just going to use it to buy.
03:21Follow me.
03:24Follow me.
03:25I will show you the way.
03:28Every day.
03:30Jason's writing a check right now.
03:31Yeah.
03:32I want to be a part of the team.
03:33Exactly it.
03:34I want to work at the Church of Chuck.
03:35There's no denominations here.
03:37Everybody can join.
03:39Everyone's welcome.
03:40You know, that's so nice to be inclusive.
03:41Yeah.
03:42Exactly.
03:43All you need to do is give me a little bit of those ducats.
03:50Cash money, baby.
03:54Tax-free.
03:56Church of Chuck, coming soon, live from his basement.
04:00Pretty cool.
04:00That's the best lazy baby idea ever.
04:02Well, the thing is, I was like, wait a second.
04:05I thought they were going to show him preaching to a church, but no.
04:08He's just in his basement, just preaching to no one.
04:11No one's there.
04:13Maybe people are there, but he's also doing it online.
04:15Who knows?
04:16Yeah.
04:17It looks like he's just streaming it.
04:20Yeah.
04:20That's what it looks like.
04:21Doesn't have the best setup.
04:23No, he doesn't.
04:24Doesn't matter.
04:26Low overhead, baby.
04:27That's it.
04:30Oh, you're part of the team now.
04:31Yeah, you're going to sing all the stuff.
04:33That's your intro music.
04:34Oh, my God, yeah.
04:36Oh, you're his hype man?
04:37Then I come walking up.
04:38Yeah!
04:39Yeah, ready for it!
04:41Yeah!
04:44Ladies and gentlemen, get ready for the Church of Chuck.
04:47Ow!
04:48Ow!
04:49Ow!
04:50Come out like James Brown.
04:52Like James Brown.
04:53I've got a cape.
04:53Oh, you know I have a cape.
04:56I let all the guys wear a cape.
04:58Send me your money so I can buy stupid auto parts!
05:01Yeah!
05:02Give him your money.
05:04And I'm going to save me.
05:05On the fourth day, God created Facebook Marketplace.
05:09Oh!
05:12I'm on a search!
05:14Goth mommies.
05:15I'm on a search!
05:16Goth mommies everywhere.
05:17Those are my altar girls.
05:20Yes.
05:21Altar girls.
05:22Wow, they spit the wine into your mouth.
05:24Oh, my God!
05:25Dear God!
05:26Yes!
05:27Yikes!
05:27Oh, my God!
05:28It keeps getting better!
05:30They spit the wine into all of the guys' mouths who joined the church.
05:36I'll taste Jesus for that.
05:38See?
05:38It's not about Jesus.
05:40No.
05:40Oh, that's right.
05:42It's not.
05:42It's Chuck.
05:43A taste of Chuck.
05:43It's just about love.
05:44It's just about love and the universe.
05:46The universe and love.
05:48The church of Chuck.
05:50Let me show you the way.
05:51Do you want Chuck's love?
05:52No.
05:53No.
05:54Don't eat.
05:54No.
05:56Cash!
05:58Money!
06:00Preferred!
06:03And then I leave.
06:04It's just like that.
06:06Oh, my God.
06:07That's a winner already.
06:08I'm printing money, dude.
06:09Oh, my God.
06:11Tax-free!
06:14Tax-free.
06:15And your house would probably be tax-free.
06:17Everything's tax-free.
06:18That's my church.
06:18We're a church.
06:19Yes, this is why you start one.
06:21That's a house of worship.
06:21No taxes.
06:22That's exactly it.
06:25I don't pay no taxes for nothing, baby.
06:29Deacon Dave just stepped in.
06:31The church!
06:31Tax-free!
06:32Welcome, my brother.
06:33The church is by the Corvette.
06:40You got to promise guys bigger dongs and all sorts of stuff.
06:43Oh, my God.
06:44Just got to hire some goth mommies for spitting.
06:47And then we are off.
06:49Jason will help you search for them as well.
06:51Oh, I got a whole list.
06:52Yeah, he does.
06:53Another pastor in trouble.
06:57Another Church of Chuck here to tell you about.
06:59Oh, look at him.
07:00Look at this suit.
07:03Damn, I can wear velvet.
07:05Yeah, you can, man.
07:07You got the blue coat.
07:08Oh, I do.
07:09Yeah, you do.
07:09I'm halfway there.
07:10Big bow tie.
07:11I'm halfway there.
07:13A pastor in New Orleans found guilty of defrauding two churches out of hundreds of thousands
07:18of dollars to fund his gambling.
07:21Uh-oh.
07:22Alper J.
07:23Sorry, Chuck.
07:23We've gone broke.
07:25Gambling's part of my church.
07:26Oh, wonderful.
07:27His five-star dining.
07:30And his luxury living expenses.
07:33Oh, you can tell, dude.
07:34He's in an actual church.
07:35Yeah.
07:36After a five-day trial, a jury just convicted 56-year-old Dale Saunders on 25 counts, including
07:42wire fraud, access device fraud, and obstruction of a federal investigation.
07:46Also charges the Church of Chuck will face.
07:50No, because the problem with him is he didn't say what he was doing.
07:55He, it was fraud.
07:57There will be no fraud in my church.
07:59You'll be honest.
08:01Oh.
08:02Of course.
08:05100%.
08:05They know for sure he charged over $340,000 to the church's debit card.
08:12Yeah.
08:13What's that guy with the really big church who's like, gets, buys planes and stuff, and
08:17then he's like, Oh, that weird-looking guy?
08:18Yeah.
08:19And he's always like, I needed to buy that plane.
08:22God wanted me to buy that plane.
08:24It's obvious.
08:25That's all you have to say.
08:26God wants me to live in luxury to help you all and to help my message get out.
08:34I'm getting good at this.
08:37Record show money spent on five-star hotels, casino gambling, high-end restaurants, and
08:42more.
08:44Dude, to have the balls to wear that jacket, you are living large.
08:49He faces up to 20 years in prison, though, and a fine totaling up to $250,000 when he's
08:55sentenced later this year.
08:56That's not the best.
08:57No.
08:58That's the downside.
08:59Yeah.
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