00:01Are you sure you don't want me to do anything?
00:03No, I am cooking for my new girlfriend.
00:07What a great boyfriend.
00:15I have a boyfriend. I have a boyfriend!
00:19Sayonara, loneliness.
00:20Hasta la vista Saturday nights
00:22spent watching 30 rock reruns by myself.
00:25Now I can spend Saturday nights
00:27watching 30 rock reruns with someone else.
00:30That's way less sad.
00:32You watch 30 rock, right?
00:34Yeah. What, do you want to watch one when we eat?
00:36No, not tonight.
00:37I don't want to be stuffing our faces in front of the TV
00:39looking like zombies.
00:41I mean, I totally do want that,
00:44but I'll use them into it.
00:46Okay.
00:47God, it's so great that I don't have to wonder
00:49if he likes me anymore.
00:51It's done.
00:52He officially has to like me.
00:54Unless one day he stops liking me
00:57and then everything will be horrible.
00:59I mean, before tonight,
01:00if we stopped liking each other,
01:02it would have just been a weird
01:03phasing out of texts and drifting apart.
01:05Now it has to be a breakup.
01:07Have I just effectively signed up for a future breakup?
01:11Once he inevitably disappoints me
01:13in probably three to six months.
01:15You okay?
01:16Okay. Okay.
01:17Don't get ahead of yourself, girl.
01:19Yeah, totally.
01:23I can't wait to show you off to everyone.
01:25Me too.
01:26I can't wait to show my family how cute you are.
01:29And I would also really like all my cousins
01:31to stop thinking I'm a virgin.
01:34How soon can I Instagram a picture of us together?
01:37You know, I'm just glad that we're not one of those couples
01:38that post pictures of each other on Instagram
01:41like the second they start dating.
01:43Yeah.
01:44Me too.
01:49Maybe in a week.
01:50Maybe in a week.
Comments