00:00Well, here we are back at Womanhood.
00:04Call us Snake, because we're eating our tail.
00:08And today...
00:14Previously on Womanhood.
00:17Let's go get prom dresses.
00:19Okay.
00:19We are getting ready for prom.
00:21We are getting ready for prom.
00:24I don't love this one.
00:25Too bright, it makes my eyes hurt.
00:27I just have to look beautiful when I go to the prom.
00:30I hated all of them.
00:31The lollipop dress.
00:33I was just trying to help you.
00:42Found it.
00:43Found it.
00:45Great work.
00:51It's time for listener mail.
01:08Dear Womanhood, what's it like to be married?
01:11This one's for you.
01:13It's wonderful to be married.
01:14I've been married 39 years.
01:17You just have to pick the right guy.
01:19It might take a lot of boyfriends to go through to decide who's going to be the right guy, Joe.
01:30Dear Womanhood, I want to get another tattoo, but I don't know how to tell my mom.
01:35What's up?
01:37When my daughter walked home with her first tattoo, I was petrified.
01:42I thought she had contracted some blood bone illness.
01:47For the next two weeks, I watched her for any signs of fever or any other symptoms.
01:54And?
01:55She got hit by the comedy bug.
02:00This has been Listener Mail.
02:15Well, Joe.
02:18How was your prom?
02:20It was great.
02:21I had a great time.
02:22They served popcorn there, and I had a couple of fruit punches.
02:26And I'd say this the night away.
02:28How about you?
02:29Wait a second.
02:30You left out some crucial details.
02:33Who did you dance with?
02:34I danced with John Stamos, and I kissed him to death.
02:38How was your prom?
02:39A-OK.
02:40I had two chocolates from the snack table, and I gave out my number to 17 guys.
02:49Man, you sound a lot like your mom.
02:51No, I don't.
02:52Yes, you do.
02:53You sound just like your mom.
02:55No!
02:55You're a younger version of your mom.
02:57Shut up!
02:57It's true!
02:58You're a monster!
03:00I'm not a monster!
03:01You're your mom!
03:03Why are you talking to me this way?
03:05You're your mother's daughter!
03:06No!
03:07It's true!
03:08Spreading lies is wrong!
03:10I'm not spreading lies!
03:12I'm just telling you!
03:13I'll take you to court!
03:15OK, I'll drop it.
03:18Well, this has been our show.
03:20I'm Joe.
03:21I'm Aparna.
03:22This has been womanhood.
03:26That was a crazy episode.
03:28Yes, it was, Joe.
03:30But with you in it, what else could I expect?
03:33Aparna.
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04:00Now, you can see it clearly unless you're drunk.
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