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00:04All the money we're making, you can get some new boots.
00:07You seen the stater, them ones?
00:09Do you really think that you're in the position to be making jokes at me?
00:13No. No, I guess not.
00:15If you take a step back before I slide out, it might save both our blushes.
00:23You all right?
00:27When I give someone a delivery time, I meet it.
00:31So, I would expect the car to be done by now.
00:34I'm delivering this one, so you can just relax.
00:36No, I deal with the customers. That's how it's always worked.
00:40No, not with this motor, Lauren, okay? You're still going to get your cut.
00:46Do you know what? Okay, fine. Fine, I am done with you.
00:49I am done with this whole thing. You can take my cut and shove it.
00:54How many times have I got to say I'm sorry, Lauren?
00:58I have been an idiot most of my life, eh?
01:01Oh, shocking.
01:02And I was an idiot for testing you.
01:04But this is not a test. I am just looking out for you, so can you please trust me?
01:08No, I don't trust you.
01:11And I do not need you looking out for me.
01:17Me and you are strictly business, yeah?
01:22So, if we're not in business together, then I don't want to hear it.
01:25Alright?
01:27Fine.
01:27Fine.
01:29Fine!
01:54Sorry we can't help you with the sixth form place, but we wish you all the best.
01:58Thanks.
02:00Look, it was a long shot.
02:01But there are plenty of other sixth forms and plenty of other colleges.
02:04Do you think we'll get a different answer somewhere else?
02:06I don't think so.
02:07You've got to be joking.
02:09You tell me you ain't trying to come back here.
02:11Why?
02:12Look, we didn't come here for a wrap.
02:14But what did you come here for?
02:15Vicky don't even want to miss it, just do one.
02:17Both of you.
02:18Right, you don't know my wife, so do yourself a favour.
02:20And what?
02:21What are you going to do?
02:23You're embarrassing yourself now.
02:24I'm embarrassing myself.
02:25No one wants you, so just go, please.
02:31Are you alright?
02:34Yeah.
02:35He's not worth worrying about.
02:36Not anymore.
02:47Billy said he saw you come in here.
02:50Great place to hide.
02:52Great Wi-Fi.
02:54Yeah.
02:55I'm looking at rentals.
02:57Ross ain't got a snowball's chance in hell of finding Joel a place around here.
03:02Good.
03:03You should look further.
03:05I hear Alaska's a good place this time of year.
03:07Look, I know people don't understand why I feel guilty about not letting him stay, but I do.
03:13I love Ross.
03:14Ross loves his son.
03:17So where do we go from here?
03:19Well, for now, let's have a coffee and then go back home and have something stronger here.
03:24Oh, mischief.
03:40You know, for somebody who wants nothing to do with me, you don't half ring me a lot.
03:44You left the new plates off the car.
03:47So when you've finished your little hissy thing, can you please make your way back to the Arches and finish
03:52the job?
03:53Alright, I'm coming back.
03:55Oh, and by the way, this is what it looks like when someone's looking out for you.
03:59Someone who doesn't actually deserve it.
04:04Mark?
04:11Mark?
04:14Mark?
04:15Mark?
04:18Mark?
04:20Mark?
04:24Oh, my God.
04:49Found it.
04:51I think Amy must have nicked it for her phone.
04:55What are you doing?
04:57Nothing, just broke.
05:06Okay, Sonny, I'm here.
05:08Okay, pull in between the container and the water and hide the car, yeah?
05:12You sure the old bill ain't on you?
05:14If my dad finds out, we're using his...
05:16I told you, I'm all right for now.
05:17Well, make sure you are.
05:19Get it done and get it out of there.
05:21They run a job near behind the sticks, so they ain't gonna be long.
05:24Yes, okay, Sonny.
05:26Spare ones in the security box.
05:28Two, three, four ones to go.
05:30Just make sure you get them plates done and get out of there.
05:33And if you bring cobblers with you to this job, we're both done for.
05:36So don't put the kettle on, yeah?
05:51Look, I get it.
05:53All right, the first round of chemo didn't go to plan.
05:57But I know you don't want people to know, but I'd tell the world, all right?
06:03Because this round, this round's gonna be different, yeah?
06:05Because you're strong, Dee, all right?
06:07And this is gonna work.
06:10So forget about, you know, all the wheels and that rubbish.
06:13You're gonna be fine.
06:16Maybe.
06:16I need to be practical.
06:18We both do.
06:19No, no.
06:21You're gonna beat this, all right?
06:23You know it, and I know it.
06:26This is cancer, Jack.
06:30It's round two.
06:33Don't know if I've got 12 in me.
06:38Some fights.
06:42You just can't win, no matter how hard you try.
06:47Shall we go?
06:49Okay.
07:00Okay.
07:04All right.
07:06All right.
07:31I don't want to hear another story, so just don't even.
07:34Lauren, listen.
07:35No, for you, listen.
07:36I've got actual work to get on with, all right?
07:38Don't you do me a favour?
07:39I'm in trouble, Lauren, OK?
07:43When I was on the phone to you earlier, the old bill, they clocked me from behind, and
07:46I don't know if they saw the plates, but I couldn't.
07:48Risky, I had to get out of there, OK?
07:51I'm at Sonny's dad's work site, OK?
07:53I need the fake plates and the tools I left at the Archie's to get out of here.
07:57What is this?
07:58Is this another test?
07:59I'm serious, Lauren, OK?
08:00This bloke was buying the car.
08:01I cannot let him down.
08:03And I definitely can't show up to him if the police are chasing me.
08:07This ain't a test, Lauren, so can you please just help me?
08:12If I send you my location, just bring me the stuff.
08:16I need you, Lauren.
08:23I just need to find me wallet, OK?
08:25Don't worry.
08:26I will talk to Priya and Ravi, and I will get it smoothed over, OK?
08:30Oh, sorry.
08:32What's the point, though?
08:33If I ain't going back to school, I'll stay in here.
08:35What am I doing?
08:35Sticking around for abuse?
08:37You don't even want me here!
08:40Look, I know what you heard.
08:43But if I didn't want you here, do you think I'll be fighting like mad to keep you around?
08:49Joel!
08:50Look at me!
08:52Joel, will you just look at me?
08:54BELL RINGS
09:08You all right?
09:10Yeah.
09:13But it's a low turnout today.
09:17Not good with counsellors on us, is it?
09:20Summer holiday's starting, I suppose.
09:22Maybe some people have already gone away.
09:24Don't worry.
09:25We're going to be busy this afternoon.
09:31Sultry and sober pole dancing.
09:33That's right.
09:35Sober salsa was a success, and so we are carrying on the theme.
09:38I've got an instructor coming in, ex-ballet dancer.
09:42Now, just because we don't lose, don't mean we can't let lose.
09:46What's pole dancing, Linda?
09:48Oh, get your mind out of the gutter.
09:50It is fitness-based and wholesome, and we are fully booked.
09:53So why don't you stick around and give me a hand?
09:55It'll be fun.
09:57Okay.
10:00Nine letters.
10:02Superfluous or excess?
10:09Should I go and get you a coffee or something?
10:11Oh, fine, I told you.
10:14Why don't you get yourself off to work?
10:16It'll be late.
10:17Well, no, they can wait, can't they?
10:21I told you, didn't I?
10:22I'm proud of you.
10:23Hmm.
10:26There she is!
10:28Hey!
10:29Know you like an extra pillow?
10:30Yeah.
10:33There you go.
10:34Ralph, uh, this is Jack.
10:37He's my husband.
10:38Worth half.
10:40Sorry, son.
10:41You are a lucky man.
10:46Bad news.
10:47Mac and cheese tonight.
10:49Oh!
10:51How are you feeling?
10:53Seems a bit quiet in there now, didn't it?
10:55Yeah, I'm good.
10:57It's a bit quiet.
10:59Don't worry.
11:00I'll saw you over something special for afters, okay?
11:04Er, redundant.
11:06Already done it this morning with Marie on bed four.
11:09See you soon, gorgeous.
11:16He's a lovely man.
11:19Helped me out a lot last time.
11:26Look, why don't you get yourself off to work?
11:28I'm fine.
11:58I'll see you soon.
12:13If I get nicked, I'm going to stick these where the sun don't shine.
12:25She should be here by now.
12:27Well, I imagine that pool dancers are not famed for their punctuality.
12:31Yulandi, this instructor is professional.
12:34All right, she's got her own well-being page with over 3,000 followers.
12:38You need to open your mind, all right?
12:40It's not haunchy.
12:41It's recovery.
12:43It's recovery.
12:43Wholesome recovery.
12:44Which one of you is Linda?
12:47Yeah, um, that'll be me.
12:50Are you here for our class?
12:52No, darling.
12:53I'm here to teach.
12:54Polly's out of pocket and sick.
12:56Both ends, apparently.
12:58I'm rusty.
13:00Rusty pa.
13:00Well, Miss Paul, you can't smoke in here.
13:08Where do you want me, ladies?
13:09Oh, I'm sorry, but this is a sober session.
13:13Are you trained?
13:15Trained?
13:16I've slid down more poles than you've had hot dinners, darling.
13:19I've had so many scores tucked in me drawers, me elastic's warm.
13:22And this is fizzy water.
13:25So, I'd offer you some to prove it, but I've been known to backwash.
13:31Don't worry, blondie.
13:33I know it's pole for prudes.
13:35I'll keep it clean.
13:37You've got a changing room here.
13:39Me legs could do with another shave.
13:41I can feel a five o'clock shadow coming on.
13:54Thank you would be nice.
13:57I think it's safe.
13:58You can go now.
14:01Thank you for your permission.
14:03It's only my life at stake here.
14:06I'll put my neck on the line for you over and over again.
14:09Thank you, Lauren.
14:11Are you happy now?
14:13Happy.
14:14Have you seen the mess that you've got me in?
14:16I was trying to help you out, okay?
14:18Help me?
14:19How have you worked that one out?
14:21I'm not letting you deliver the car.
14:24I don't want you around people like that, Lauren.
14:30People like what?
14:32Like you.
14:36Do you know what?
14:38I'm going home.
14:40I don't even know why I came here in the first place.
14:42Because you want me.
14:47That's why you came here.
14:50You want me, Lauren.
14:52And I want you.
14:55That's why I called you.
14:57That's why I pull you in.
14:58And that is why we are stood here right now.
15:02So you can go home.
15:05Pretend like it's something else.
15:07But if I called you,
15:08you'd turn up.
15:11And we both know why.
15:36Go and put the plates on the car.
15:56Everything all right?
15:58You've been glued to that phone since I got here.
16:01Do you come to tell me about taking the kids away
16:03or question me about the screen time?
16:06Well, if it's not a big deal,
16:07you should tell them, innit?
16:08And they're going to find out eventually.
16:10Oh, right.
16:10This sounds promising.
16:11Do I need a solicitor, a baseball bat, or both?
16:13There's nothing to worry about.
16:16Spit it out.
16:18Come on.
16:19Both of you.
16:20It's just that we saw Joel and his dad
16:22talking to a teacher at the school.
16:24About what?
16:25About I'm coming back to school, Mum.
16:30Don't be scared of the pile, babe.
16:32Love the pile.
16:35And it'll love you.
16:37Don't make me go over the offie
16:38and get you a bottle of Sambuca, Sylvia.
16:41Let them hips slide.
16:45Or something more herbal, obviously.
16:50Remember my motto, girls?
16:52Every pile's a girl.
16:54All right?
16:55Why don't we take five?
16:57Rusty needs a roll up.
17:08I can't believe it.
17:11And what if it's from the council
17:12and they've seen this?
17:13Well, we won't know if we don't ask.
17:16I say we...
17:17You.
17:26Excuse me.
17:27Um, are you from the council?
17:29I'm so sorry.
17:31There's been a mistake.
17:33I mean, a big mistake, actually.
17:35A last-minute sub hasn't worked out,
17:38as you can tell.
17:39We're actually here on behalf of the council.
17:42Contracted research.
17:43Oh.
17:45Oh, well, in that case,
17:45could you come back tomorrow?
17:46Because we've got bingo and pottery
17:48and it's gonna be buzzing.
17:52Only get paid for the day.
17:53Sorry.
17:55Well, can you at least tell me
17:57what they're looking to do?
17:58Apparently, with the new shopping centre going up
18:01and doing so well,
18:02they're looking at the wider area
18:04for commercial opportunities.
18:06No offence, but
18:08I reckon the community
18:09would prefer a new supermarket
18:11to stripper lessons.
18:18You might want to take that.
18:38Thank you, um...
18:39Thank you for coming today.
18:41I owe you.
18:48Look, I meant what I said, Lauren.
18:53I want you.
18:55And I think that you want me too.
18:58That's why you turned up.
18:59That's why that happened.
19:05Look, I'm gonna go to the gym
19:07and I'm gonna wait.
19:08And if I'm right, you'll turn up again.
19:11But if you don't...
19:13It's strictly business
19:15from now on, I promise.
19:38Lars?
19:39Is everything okay?
19:48What happened?
19:50Jarl popped in and...
19:54We just ended up having words.
20:00I don't know what to do for the best.
20:06I'm sorry, Vic.
20:19Where is he?
20:20And I don't mean Joel.
20:21I mean his dad,
20:22cos I know you wouldn't have him in here.
20:24Oh, speak of the devil.
20:25Can you tell me how you got the front
20:26to try and get him back in that school
20:28after everything he's done?
20:29Your wife here won't have him back in the house
20:31and you want to throw him back
20:32in my daughter's school.
20:33Well, he ain't going back to that school,
20:34all right?
20:34So you haven't got to worry?
20:35Oh, I am worried.
20:36I'm worried that you'd even try.
20:38That boy put my daughter through hell and back,
20:40right?
20:40And your wife.
20:41And Tommy.
20:41And you want him to, what,
20:42swan round here like nothing's ever happened?
20:44Well, it works for you and Ravi.
20:46Look, Mum, can we just go, please?
20:47Look, we ain't going anywhere.
20:49Not till you can look me in the eye
20:50and tell me your boy's changed.
20:52Cos whatever we've done in our life,
20:53I know we have.
20:54Has he?
20:56Go on, tell me!
20:57Yeah, exactly.
20:58A coward.
20:59Just like his son.
21:01You deserve better than them, too.
21:15Guff.
21:16I've been trying to ring you.
21:19I need some files on the Friendo case.
21:22Can you give us a minute?
21:26Friendo case.
21:28I think you need to let Craig
21:30do the legwork from now on.
21:32Rita's going to assist.
21:34Are you having a laugh?
21:36Do you know the amount of hours
21:37I've put into this case?
21:38Oh, I know.
21:39That's why I'm putting you
21:40on compassionate leave.
21:43When my wife was ill,
21:44I overdid it here, too.
21:46Helped me take my mind off it.
21:48But she needed me more.
21:51Craig suggested he could help.
21:53Oh, did he?
21:53And it's the right call.
21:55And I'm not debating you on it.
21:56Okay?
21:58Okay?
22:26Let me guess.
22:27Joel.
22:29He hasn't done anything, is he?
22:30Oh, no.
22:35You all right?
22:37I'm a lot of things.
22:39All right, ain't one of them,
22:40but it's my problem, not yours.
22:46Where are you off to?
22:47Just meeting someone.
22:49But I can stay with you if you want.
22:52Is someone a girl, by any chance?
22:56Yeah.
22:56Yeah.
22:59Wow.
23:01What?
23:02You don't actually like this one, do you?
23:05I do, actually.
23:06A lot.
23:08But it's complicated, Vic.
23:11Probably too complicated.
23:12I doubt she'll even show up.
23:15Love's complicated.
23:17And it only gets worse.
23:20So if you really like her,
23:22make sure you do your best to uncomplicate it,
23:25because you'll only end up hurting her.
23:28And yourself.
23:30Trust me on that.
23:58You all right?
23:59What have you been trying to ring?
24:01Yeah, I'm just...
24:03Just taking a minute.
24:06I've got a meeting soon.
24:07Not sure I can stomach it, though.
24:09All right.
24:10I'll just come to get Jimmy's tablet.
24:12Hoping Dad might come to the park with us or something.
24:15You know, I think he's struggling a little bit alone.
24:17Not that he'd, er...
24:18He'd show it.
24:21You OK?
24:24Look, I know you've got a lot of work on it in a minute, but...
24:29We really appreciate you.
24:31And we love you very much.
24:33All right?
24:35Don't forget that.
24:49How was your mac and cheese?
24:52Taste buds holding up, or did you get lucky?
24:56I've got something for you.
25:01Is that...
25:02Teyana's blanket?
25:04The one she held on to like it was gold dust?
25:06Yeah.
25:11When she was taking a turn, she asked me to keep it for you.
25:14A check with her husband.
25:15And he wanted you to have it, too.
25:19When you told me, I...
25:23I couldn't believe it.
25:25Was she in pain?
25:26If she was, she didn't show it.
25:30Couple on the same cloth, you two, I reckon.
25:33Or blanket.
25:37You all missed her coming back today?
25:41You don't seem to cut up about it.
25:43Don't fancy the company, no.
25:49I haven't told him...
25:52about Teyana.
25:57Both with blood cancer.
25:59Same age, more or less.
26:02He keeps saying, we'll fight it and we'll win.
26:06But...
26:07Teyana was a fighter.
26:10Didn't help her much, did it?
26:14You wouldn't know what to say.
26:15You do.
26:17Well, I've had a lot of practice.
26:21He's not silly.
26:23He's scared.
26:27The thing is,
26:29at times like these,
26:30you need your loved ones around you.
26:31And on the same side.
26:34Bad times, good times.
26:35It doesn't matter.
26:36As long as there's somebody in that seat
26:38to take it on their chin with you.
26:41This seat here...
26:44You're one of the lucky ones.
26:45You got it reserved.
26:48I'll try and make the most of it, yeah?
27:01One, two, three, four.
27:03Jack, jack, jack.
27:04Double jack, double jack.
27:05One, two, three, four.
27:05That's good.
27:06That's good.
27:06You're in the side, yeah.
27:07Left side.
27:07Over, over, over, over.
27:09All right.
27:09One, two, three.
27:10Big, big, big, big.
27:14Beyond the jack, beyond the jack.
27:15That's good.
27:16Come forward again, Mr.
27:17Go and lock up.
27:18One, two, three, three, four.
27:22One, two, three, four.
27:35One, two, three, four.
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