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00:02Is it for you, Kent?
00:04I'm finding it hard to cope, sister.
00:07She's crying all the time and she's very windy.
00:10Alright, well I'll take it for a while.
00:19Oh, sorry, sister. Hospitals really make me cry.
00:24Which is hard, given that I'm working them all the time.
00:30Don't panic, don't panic. I'm here. So what have they said, Kim?
00:32Right, they said it was the false alarm but they want me to stay in because they don't look so
00:36good.
00:37Well that's boring. You could be here to the crack of sparrow.
00:39I know. I'm so over it, Mum.
00:42I'm having second thoughts about this baby.
00:44Well, it's a bit late now, Kim.
00:46It's a very bad hospital corner.
00:47I think you'll find you'll be having second, third and fourth thoughts before your time's out.
00:51Mum! Weaver! Where's Brett? Why isn't he here?
00:54He doesn't need to be here, Kim.
00:56He's got to be at the new Marabinong store today. He's got his grand opening.
00:59Well, his grand opening, what about my grand opening?
01:02Don't be foul, Kim.
01:04I'd better go and move the varina. I'll park the new Ambly and stay. I won't be long.
01:10Stay there.
01:14Don't worry, Kim. I feel heaps better now.
01:17What?
01:22Sharon, have some hummus with a water cracker. It's very nice.
01:25Do I tell you, Mum?
01:27Brett bought me a ring.
01:28Aw, did you, Kimmy? That's beautiful.
01:30Is it from the Diamond Company?
01:32No, a rubber ring. For after the birth. For my business end.
01:35It's perfect.
01:35Well, I tell you, Kim, if your birth's anything like the one I had with you, your business end will
01:39be closed down for renovation for quite some time.
01:43Look there.
01:44Never gonna come.
01:45Get out!
01:46Ha!
01:47Oh, I hate to tell you.
01:48I was two weeks late with you.
01:50Oh, you had no intention of going anywhere. You just sat in there like a stunned mullet.
01:54Nothing's changed.
01:55Well, shut up, Mum!
01:56I remember it like yesterday. I was huge. It was a terrible thing.
02:05Yeah, no. It's not one reasonable, baby. It's tomorrow and milder.
02:09It's still there, but we may go into it now.
02:11Hey, cat! Can you come and get the creepy crawly out of a kidney shape?
02:15Alright, Gary. There's a phone call for you?
02:21I think it's haunted.
02:24Gary's Pools.
02:24Gary Pools speaking.
02:29Nah.
02:31You are.
02:33How's this?
02:35Good, Fred.
02:37Righto, Wendy.
02:38Ta-ta.
02:40Hey, uh, Kath, get on the blower to TAA and Cafe. I'll get to get the honkers. Too sweet.
02:45What now, Gary?
02:46Yeah, those slippery dips. The fiberglass ones we ordered. They've gone missing at customs.
02:51But, Gary, the baby. It's due any day now. I'm already overdue.
02:55The baby. The baby. That baby is going to be the bane-marie of my life.
02:59Oh, Gary, don't have another polywaffle cholesterol.
03:01Give it a bone, Kath.
03:04How about an escort?
03:04All righty, just go on, boys.
03:06A.K.
03:07Sherbett.
03:07That is what you really like.
03:09That's young.
03:09No time to play.
03:11Oh, donkey roof?
03:15Yes, I read somewhere, Gary, but the more I smoke, the smaller the baby will be and I'll get my
03:21figure back quicker.
03:21Yeah, well, I hope they're right. It's not good for business you looking like that.
03:25Oh, yeah, I know, Gary, my hair. But I try and go to trouble. It's just I haven't been to
03:30say for my midweek home-up. I'll just busy-girl it.
03:40Is that better, Gary?
03:43Yeah, Renee, listen. Buy it big in Poseidon. It's got to be you. Yeah, and send the rest to the
03:50Cocos Island.
03:52No, don't worry about the house. That's in Kath's name. Can't touch it.
03:57Okey-dokey.
04:00What was that, Gary?
04:01You know your beeswax, Kath. Why don't you mind it?
04:05Well, come on, Kath. It's not bush week. My clothes aren't just going to pack themselves, you know?
04:11All right, Gary. Gary? Gary?
04:16Yeah, yeah.
04:17Oh, and the rest, as they say, is history, Kim.
04:20So Dad had the smudge. That's where I get it from. I take after him.
04:25Oh, no, you don't, Kim. Gary was a fat, lazy whinger who was terribly rude.
04:33Hi. No, nothing's happening. No thanks to you. How long? Half an hour.
04:40Hey, Mum, it's for emergency. Can you get me a bottle of Coke? Two litre. All right, bye.
04:47Oh, fresh. She's so gorgeous.
04:50Are you crying at all now, Sharon?
04:54Oh, you're just so lucky, Kim. I'm so happy for you. A spunk rat husband. A renovation. And soon, a
05:03baby.
05:04I just wish I had a little bit of what you've got, Kim.
05:07Oh, Sharon. Always been very unlucky in love, haven't you? Never had anyone special. There was someone. Once.
05:16Do you want me, baby.
05:19Do don't look what you want me baby.
05:20Oh, I like this. It's what it's called.
05:23Human week. Oh, I think it's trendy isn't it.
05:27Now, where am I, Saint Marie?
05:29Oh, you're always pleasing me. Don't look at me. Don't look at me.
05:33Hey! Kimmy! Kimmy! Don't look at me, please. Don't look at me.
05:37Now turn that down, please, Kim. Dallas is on for the Kerry Armstrong episode tonight.
05:45Sharon! You done my homework yet? Sharon!
05:51Hi, Kim. What's your story?
05:54I'm going out tonight, Kim. I've got a date.
05:56What? A date? With a guy?
05:59Yep. We're going to a blue light disco at Necrophiliac. It's going to be a blitz night.
06:04Ah, Vienna!
06:07Well, who is this so-called guy?
06:09Oh, he goes to the tech and, Kim, he drives.
06:12What? A car?
06:13Yep. That's some bluebird. I really think he likes me, Kimmy, you know.
06:17We've got so much in common. He loves indoor cricket. Super daggy.
06:21And we're both born on the same day. And he thinks I'm a really great blitz dancer.
06:26Oh, as if Sharon. Great blitz dancer.
06:30Anyway, I'm not hanging around. I'm going...
06:33Oh, no, Kimmy. Please stay. Please stay and meet him. He's really aced. He'll really like him.
06:37Sharon!
06:38Sharon would be spilling blood if I even looked at another guy.
06:43I'll get it.
06:45Oh, hello.
06:48Hi, Kelly.
06:52Hi, Brittany.
06:54Hi, Sharon.
06:55You look great.
06:56You look great.
06:58Um, oh, Mrs. Dee, Brett. Brett, Mrs. Dee.
07:01Hi, Mrs. Dee.
07:01Hi, Brett. Call me Kathleen, won't you?
07:03I've got to go. I'm watching Dallas.
07:05Oh, gross.
07:11Excuse the hoi. Just got to get my limit.
07:14Oh, Kimmy. This is Brett. Brett, Kimmy.
07:18Hi, Kim.
07:19Hi, Brett. Would you like a Paciana?
07:21Oh, no, no, Kimmy. Brett doesn't like soft drinks.
07:23Anyway, Brett, we've got to go.
07:25I love Paciana.
07:28Could you come and help me here? This cupboard's really hoi.
07:30Oh, I'd love to help.
07:34You're tall, aren't you?
07:35Yeah, she's tall.
07:36Well, you know, if there's one thing I love, it's Paciana.
07:40We've got to go, Brett.
07:42Brett?
07:42Brett?
07:45Brett?
07:46Brett?
07:48Brett?
07:48Brett?
07:49Brett?
07:49Brett?
07:49Brett?
07:49You're a dickhead.
07:50I need a Paciana.
07:52He's got his keys in the car.
07:54Well, how long is that going to take, you stupid?
07:56I can go and get him.
07:58I can take the car and go and get him.
07:59Listen up.
08:00Mum is going to come and pick you up.
08:01Way out the front.
08:02Do you think you can do that?
08:04Any room at the station?
08:06No, Kel, but we're in crisis mode here.
08:09Brett's stuck over in Maribyrnong at work.
08:11We've got to go and get him.
08:12Oh!
08:12I'm double parked out the front.
08:13I'll drive.
08:14Kel, it's Maribyrnong Plaza.
08:15For God's sake, it's tricky over there.
08:17Five different entrances.
08:19No, I know it by the back of my hand.
08:21Give me the keys.
08:21I'll drive.
08:22But there is a manual, but maybe I should drive.
08:24No, Kel.
08:24Don't be absurd.
08:25I'll be all right.
08:26You navigate.
08:26Can you read them, Elway?
08:29Yes.
08:30Well, I have a club sandwich, some fries,
08:32a glass of rice bling.
08:34And what in-house need is your hat?
08:36Oh, fine to eat.
08:41They didn't have passion, so I had to get solo instead.
08:54Could you stop, Nick?
08:56Oh, sorry, Nicky.
09:12I work part-time in this new takeaway food shop.
09:16It's called McDonald's.
09:18Yeah, I'll get 99 cents an hour.
09:21Which, you know, it's mine.
09:22I'm supposed to get a dollar six, but you can eat all the tips you want.
09:25Does Kim work there?
09:26No.
09:28No.
09:28Kim doesn't work.
09:30This is grouse.
09:32Oh, yeah.
09:33Yeah, Kim's grouse.
09:39Oh, Freddie.
09:41I'm so red from you.
09:43I'm really stoked.
09:45Today is the first day of the rest of my life.
09:48And it's gonna be 18.
10:09Point.
10:10Take your back.
10:13It's on everyone's side.
10:15Gonna go round with me?
10:17I'm on the rocks on you.
10:45OK.
10:47I'm hungry. I feel like something healthy.
10:50What about some fruit, Kimmy?
10:52Oh, good idea.
10:53Can you get me a cherry ripe?
10:54Sure.
10:55Jumbo size.
10:56Yeah, sure.
10:59I think I'll take the Werribee turn off onto the ring road and give up through Footscray, Kel.
11:05What do you say?
11:06Kel?
11:07Oh, sorry, sweetheart. I'm a million miles away.
11:12Can you believe it? This is only the second time I've let a lady drive my car.
11:16Really?
11:16Yeah.
11:17I feel I am.
11:18Oh!
11:19Sorry, Kel.
11:22Yeah, you're the first since 1977.
11:31No, Sheila, you're still riding clutch. Just let it all the way in.
11:35So that settles the reception at the Cuckoo.
11:38Very pricey, though.
11:41Kel, I have some good news and some bad news.
11:46The good news is, I have won that throttle.
11:49Woo-hoo!
11:50Forget the Cuckoo.
11:51Travel Lodge, here we come.
11:53And the bad news is, I am in love with Sandy Freckle and I am leaving you.
11:57Coming Sandy!
11:59Coming Sandy!
12:16Yeah, it was a bad egg that Sandy Freckle.
12:19And that was just the beginning.
12:21It was all downhill from there.
12:24Oh, someone's surfing out there.
12:27Yeah.
12:27Isn't that great?
12:28I know.
12:32G'day, g'day, g'day.
12:34Sandy Freckle?
12:36I didn't know you were back from overseas.
12:38There might be a clue.
12:40You're not the beginning girl, are you?
12:42You've got more clump than mine.
12:45This is my fiancée, Debbie.
12:47We're getting married next week.
12:50Kel, you're Lilo.
12:51You're Lilo's being blown away by the wind.
13:10So, do you like the ring, Princess?
13:12Oh, it's beautiful.
13:14But, Kelvin, there's something I've been meaning to tell you.
13:17Thought you would have clopped on by now?
13:21I can't keep letting you fly.
13:24I want to have Sandy's baby.
13:28Sorry, Kel, mate, but this one's for real.
13:31Dan!
13:33Dan!
13:36Oh, hello, Mr Knight.
13:40Everything's set for tomorrow?
13:42The wedding's off.
13:43Again?
13:45What?
13:46Didn't the Japanese last like you in the powder blue?
13:48I thought you looked stunning in it myself.
13:50What would I know?
13:51I've only been in the business 20 years.
14:02Oh, God!
14:03Yes, perhaps that would be for the best.
14:10Mr Freckle, you're in luck.
14:12The powder blue is available.
14:13Gee, that's good.
14:14It's good.
14:16What are you staring at, Kel Knott?
14:18Oh, just the foxiest lady this side of Fountain Lakes, that's all.
14:22Well, I reckon your four former fiancés are the biggest pack of nongs to let you go.
14:26Oh, I've been to hell and back to get you, Cap Knight.
14:29I'm not easy, Kel.
14:31But you're easy on the eye.
14:33Ditto, you great hunk of spunk.
14:35We're like peas in a pod like that, aren't we?
14:39Oh, there's Brett.
14:39Oh, now Brett and Kim.
14:42Now there's a perfect match.
14:46I run into their first date.
14:48They went to the pudding.
15:04Yeah, I'm gonna go around the whole world.
15:07Yeah, Europe, India, Bali, and the whole world.
15:11Nothing's gonna talk to you.
15:18I was really straight. Do you agree to come today?
15:23You smell nice.
15:25Are you wearing tweed?
15:27No, Charlie.
15:34I like chicken twisters, don't you?
15:36No.
15:40You like Hannes?
15:41A Hannes Collective?
15:43That's it.
15:46This is going really well.
15:48Well, I've got a really good feeling about it.
15:54Teacher Spunk, I'll give you a left pod.
15:58Yes.
16:03Well, have you got a nine?
16:07Go fish.
16:10Have you got an eight?
16:18Oh, Sharon.
16:20Kim?
16:21Are you all right?
16:23Don't worry, Kim.
16:24I'll go and get some of it, all right?
16:25Don't worry. Everything will be okay.
16:26All right?
16:28Just go.
16:29That is not funny, Kim.
16:33Yes, it is.
16:33You cheated.
16:34Any odds?
16:35Guess what?
16:36I am not listening to you anymore, Kim.
16:45Oh!
16:46Oh, Sharon!
16:47Sharon!
16:48No, I'm not joking.
16:50Sharon!
16:50No, I'm not joking.
16:52No!
16:53No!
16:53It's time to go!
16:56It's time to go!
16:57It's time to go!
16:58It's time to go!
16:59It's time to go!
17:00It's time to go!
17:02It's time to go!
17:02I'm going to the delivery room.
17:03I'm going to the delivery room!
17:12There's Red Rooster up there Cat!
17:13Oh, I can't get across four lanes, Kel.
17:17KC is coming up, I think.
17:18Do you like that?
17:19Hmm, what do I feel like?
17:22Yeah, I don't know. I feel like something light, actually. Maybe a salad?
17:31Green cat. Here I go.
17:33Oh, that penny breast. You haven't even had a niggle when we left.
17:39Just find your leg. Just leave it. Just find your leg. Just leave it. Just find your leg.
17:44It's beautiful, you know. It's beautiful. It's natural.
17:54It's beautiful. It's beautiful. It's beautiful.
17:56It's beautiful. It's beautiful.
17:57It's beautiful. It's beautiful.
17:59It's beautiful. It's beautiful.
18:03Give me a Caesar.
18:07I'll have the Caesar. Make mine a Greek salad.
18:11Anything to hear, Bruce? No.
18:14This takes me back. Kim was born over there.
18:18What? In 7-11?
18:20You scream, Brett. No, it used to be the Martin Misery Hospital.
18:25I'm going to call her Kimberly Diane Poole.
18:29It's so small. It's so quiet. It looks just like me.
18:33Sorry, Mrs. Poole. Bit of a mix-up.
18:36Here's your baby.
18:37Oh!
18:45But I love... I like that one!
18:54Huh?
18:55Huh?
18:56Oh, you seem scary.
18:57Phew. That little grunter.
18:59Oh, that's just baby-sat there. She'll lose that.
19:02Plain as an arrowroot biscuit.
19:04Huh?
19:10Anywho, I'm off to honking.
19:11What now?
19:12Yeah, yeah, got a place.
19:15He's got a bit of shush-o.
19:17Pick you up a car like that.
19:19Alright, Gary. Bye-bye.
19:20Yeah, yeah.
19:22And that's the last we saw of Kim's dad.
19:24Him and Wendy Patterson, our Poole model,
19:27disappeared into our tax haven somewhere.
19:29What a low life.
19:31Oh, no, Kel.
19:32It was a blessing in disguise.
19:33I bought the house.
19:34We just sold for a bomb in the boom.
19:37And that's when you and Kim moved to Fountain Lake.
19:39Yeah.
19:39And I've been living high with the hog ever since.
19:43Oh.
19:45Brett Craig.
19:48Oh, my God.
19:49Kim is in labour. Quick, let's go.
19:51Thanks, Jess.
19:51Oh, she'll be ours, Brett.
19:53Oh.
19:54Sorry, Kel.
19:57Kim.
19:58Kimmy.
19:59Kimmy, wake up, Kimmy.
20:00You've had a baby.
20:02Where's my flea bubbly?
20:04Oh.
20:05Oh, that didn't hurt at all.
20:06I don't know what women go on about.
20:07Yeah.
20:08Well, Kimmy, I mean, he did have a general anaesthetic.
20:10Well, that's hardly the point, Sharon.
20:13Are you all right?
20:14Oh, Kimmy.
20:14And the baby?
20:15A little girl, Brady.
20:17Oh, Kimmy.
20:18Get off my drip, Brett.
20:19I'm sorry, sorry, sorry.
20:20Clever girl.
20:24Oh, Kimmy, is she beautiful?
20:26Oh, I don't know.
20:26I haven't seen her yet.
20:27I was completely out to it.
20:29Another flea bubbly, please.
20:30Oh, sure, Kimmy.
20:31And here she is.
20:32Oh!
20:32Oh!
20:44Imran!
20:47Happy!
20:49Yeah!
20:52Imran!
21:02Imran!
21:07Oh my kitty aunt!
21:09You've got baby cum!
21:14You're Ebony!
21:16Oh!
21:17He looks just like you Brent!
21:20Hello Ebony!
21:21Oh give us a hold of him!
21:23No!
21:24This is heavy!
21:25Did they make instant lightning easy?
21:27Oh kitty, leave off about her wave!
21:29And this is Dee!
21:30Thank you, fill me up!
21:32Uh, Kel, Fabry Shaper?
21:34Alright!
21:36I want to propose a toast!
21:38Kimmy, Brice, Sharon, Kel, Ebony Ray!
21:42Ebony Ray!
21:43Look at me please!
21:44Look at me, look at me Ebony Ray!
21:47Oh, he's got a wandering eye Kim!
21:49Mum!
21:50Okay, let's have a toast peoples!
21:53To Ebony Ray, darling may you have a long and preposterous life!
21:57To Ebony's preposterous life!
22:01Oh!
22:01I feel tiddly orange!
22:03Oh, thank God I can drink again!
22:07Mmm!
22:09This rosin's going down nice!
22:11Yes Kim, I think in the end St Peter's Women's Privates was a good choice!
22:16Yep!
22:16But...
22:17Can you smell that?
22:18That's Brick 33!
22:19I hate that!
22:20G'day pussy cat!
22:21Oh, I think you've got the wrong room!
22:24I don't think so!
22:26Here's your fags cat!
22:28Gary!
22:30Dad!
22:31Dad, it's Kim!
22:32Your little princess!
22:34Still as plain as an arrowroot biscuit!
22:36Well, like a western's wagon will actually!
22:40Gary!
22:40What are you doing here?
22:42What happened to honkers and your business and everything?
22:44Down the gurgler!
22:45And skint!
22:46Hell, I don't know that Hong Kong was going to be invaded by the Chinese!
22:51Oh!
22:52Anywho, what's news Mrs. Poole?
22:54Oh!
22:55No Gary, I'm Mrs. Knight now!
22:58I don't think so!
23:00I never signed the divorce papers!
23:05Mum?
23:06Mum, look at me!
23:08Look at me!
23:09Look at me!
23:11I've got one way of the stadium!
23:14No, it's not!
23:16It's not!
23:16It's different!
23:17Yeah, it's unusual!