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00:00The Atlantic blue what's more, Atlantic blue topaz and diamond, art deco inspired, art deco by the way is the
00:08buzzword, the really big buzzword.
00:11And the tigers break from the wings, the next goal all important in the game, wherever you go forward and
00:16the mark.
00:16You know I've always said that if you don't have space you want to succeed and.
00:20This should do the trick B2. Did you say something B1? I said these earmuffs.
00:29It's actually quite nice this super, I have it at home.
00:32What's your feet Mr. Kavanagh?
00:33There we go.
00:45Oh!
00:47Oh! Kavanagh, I'm sorry.
00:49Are you all right?
00:49Are you all right? Oh goodness.
00:53I think it's got a bung wheel or something.
00:54I'll just move this out of the way and go home.
00:56Kel, I've been thinking, now we've got cable back on, what would be really nice in the good room is
01:02if we've got one of those huge plasma screens, you know to go in between the ski times and the
01:07fireplace, what do you think?
01:08Oh, plasma's cost a bomb, sweet.
01:10No, the price will come right down now, Kel.
01:12What other things is it like besides TV?
01:15Well, not really.
01:16Well, I don't have a good time anyway.
01:18I'll touch up with work and you, Mrs. High Maintenance.
01:21No, seriously, Kel.
01:23I mean, I feel pretty strongly about this.
01:25I mean, we do need to upgrade our home theatre system.
01:27It's almost three years old.
01:29I mean, we've got to buy something.
01:32What else are we going to buy?
01:34Alright.
01:35Can't say no to you when you're wearing a snap crotch frilly teddy.
01:38How about we go down to Fountain Gate tonight, late night shopping and compare prices?
01:42Tonight?
01:43No way, Jose.
01:44Friday night, deal and pass goes.
01:46The final ep.
01:47Alright, I'll get some catalogues and do some research.
01:50Well, why don't you get Brady to help you?
01:51I mean, he's a real tech head.
01:52Oh, I'll be fine.
01:54Oh, alright.
01:58Hi, Kim.
02:00Hi.
02:01You're awing off my fat 340 francs.
02:03Don't even think about it.
02:04Oh, no, Kim.
02:05I couldn't eat anything.
02:06I'm not hungry.
02:06I've got butterflies in my tummy.
02:08Oh, well, don't flush the upstairs toilet.
02:09I've just put Epony down.
02:11What?
02:12To sleep in the upstairs bedroom.
02:18I've got some really exciting news.
02:21Oh, hello, stranger.
02:22Oh, Kim revolting.
02:23What's up with you, Sharon?
02:24Don't tell me you've met a guy.
02:25Oh, well, Mrs. D, how did you know?
02:28Oh, Sharon, I can feel it in me waters.
02:30What?
02:31So, who is this so-called guy?
02:32Well, I met him at the hospital.
02:34His name's Alan.
02:35Oh, Sharon, you haven't been fraternising with the patients again, have you?
02:38Oh, no, Mrs. D, he works there.
02:40He's not a bloody doctor, is he?
02:41Oh, no.
02:42He's better, Kim.
02:43He's a theatre sister.
02:45Oh, I really like him, Mrs. D.
02:47Oh, Sharon, I'm that pleased for you.
02:50So, are the feelings mutual?
02:51Well, I think so, Mrs. D.
02:53I mean, yesterday, when I was incinerating the biological hazards, he came up and adjusted
02:57my rubber suit.
02:58Oh, well, that's a very good sign.
02:59That's a good sign.
03:00That's a good sign.
03:01Yeah.
03:01And then, he asked if I would meet him for coffee the next time that he's back on.
03:04Oh, well, alleluia.
03:06The drought's broken.
03:07Yeah, well, I wouldn't open your floodgates just yet.
03:09It's only coffee.
03:10No.
03:11No, you're right, Kim.
03:12I shouldn't get too overexcited.
03:14I just don't want him to be the fish that got away and me always the groper.
03:18I really want to make a good impression on him, you know?
03:20Yeah, well, I don't want to be cruel, Sharon, but you know, when it comes to style, you definitely
03:24do not take the cake.
03:25Although, you take it every other time, my neighbours.
03:28What?
03:28Well, you've got to admit, looks-wise, it leaves a lot to be desired.
03:32I know, Kim.
03:34I know that I'm not an immediate beacon for guys.
03:36I know that I'm not an obvious hornbag.
03:39Hello?
03:40I just, I just wish I could be more like you.
03:43You're not Robinson Crusoe there.
03:46Kim?
03:47Kim, maybe you could help me.
03:49Maybe you could give me some tips.
03:51Tips?
03:52Yeah, this takes a lot of work, Sharon.
03:54Oh, go on, Kim, please.
03:56Please.
03:58When's your coffee date?
03:59Next week.
04:01Alright, Sharon, I will dame to help you because you're my second best friend.
04:04This!
04:05But, you have to agree to do every specific thing I say no but.
04:09Oh, it's fine.
04:10Do you want it, Sharon?
04:11Are you hungry enough, Sharon?
04:13I am welcome.
04:14Alright, well, don't eat those for a start.
04:16Oh, Kim, look at me, look at me, look at me, look at me, Sharon, look at me.
04:18I've got one word to say to your girls.
04:21Extreme makeover.
04:22Oh, extreme!
04:23I need some post-shirts and have a bronze and we've got to go through your wardrobe.
04:26Oh, yes, Kimmy, you can do a what not to wear and I can go and fix out all the
04:29of my nip-tuck videos.
04:31Oh, yes, yes!
04:32I've got to find my Hollywood paint.
04:33Oh, good!
04:34Oh, great!
04:35Exciting!
04:37And...
04:38Kat, come and have a look.
04:39I found some pretty good prices on the one you want.
04:42Okay, two ticks, doll.
04:43I'm just planning my week.
04:44Okay.
04:45Oh, intimate portraits of David Hasselhoff.
04:48Love him.
04:50Now, what's on the History Channel?
04:53Itla, Itla, Itla, WW2, Churchill, Itla, Itla.
04:57Alright.
04:58Put down Itla.
04:59This is the one that Kat loves, but we can't afford it.
05:01But I've had a word in the right people's ears at Godfrey's and they said they'd look
05:05after me.
05:06Bit of advice, Brett.
05:08It's not what you know, but who you know in this world.
05:10Oh, yeah.
05:11What do you reckon I'm getting it for?
05:12Ooh, uh, $1,700?
05:16A little bit higher.
05:18$1,900.
05:19Uh, I don't know.
05:24$2,400 cash.
05:26Oh, Kel.
05:28I saw you coming, mate.
05:30I've been buying for dummies.
05:31You've got a lease.
05:32This technology gets superseded at the blink of an eye.
05:36I want someone that Kat wanted it and I wouldn't get that one.
05:39It hasn't got pip action.
05:40Pip action?
05:41What's that, Brett?
05:42I've got a lease.
05:42Sounds good.
05:43Oh, the Kappa stands for picture in picture.
05:45It means all the channels come up on the outside.
05:47What you want to watch is in the middle.
05:48Oh.
05:49Oh, that sounds great, doesn't it, Kel?
05:51Sounds pretty silly if you ask me.
05:53Oh, no.
05:54I want to get pip action.
05:54Yeah.
05:55You're good.
05:56You're better working out.
05:58Oh, Kel.
05:59Kel doll.
06:02What's the matter?
06:09Right.
06:09First thing first, what season are you?
06:12Have you ever been assessed?
06:13What?
06:14You know, look, I'm a winter because I'm dark and frosty.
06:18Oh, well, I'm kind of sunny so maybe I should be a summer.
06:21No.
06:22And you're too heavy for autumn and you're definitely not a spring.
06:24No, on account of what?
06:25Allergies.
06:26I think I just put down El Nino.
06:30Okay, Sharon, take me to your wardrobe.
06:35And the coaxial goes in there.
06:38Yeet.
06:38Now, we should be able to get the sound through your DVD or tuning
06:41because there's no speakers on your screen, Kath.
06:43Oh, right.
06:44And is the Digibox in there, Brett?
06:45Yeet.
06:45So now you only need six remote controls instead of the usual ten.
06:48Oh, well, thank you, Dick Smith.
06:50You're a genius, Brett.
06:52Well, I could give it a whirl.
06:53Yeet.
06:53Kel, do you want to do the honors?
06:55No, no, thanks.
06:56You seem to be doing fine without me.
06:58Oh, go on, Kel.
06:59It's exciting.
07:02Oh, I got that one, mate.
07:03No, no.
07:04You've got to go, uh, screen.
07:06Right.
07:07DVD.
07:09Video.
07:11Cable.
07:14Digibox.
07:16And your tuner.
07:18Oh.
07:19Why didn't that automate?
07:21Yeah, otherwise you'd blow your hands.
07:22That is the beauty of this technology.
07:24It is so simple.
07:26Oh.
07:27Oh, great.
07:28It's something to happen.
07:29So simple.
07:33Well, Sharon.
07:35Haven't you got anything else?
07:36Yes.
07:37Hmm, thank God.
07:39Oh, winter uniforms.
07:40Right.
07:41The bathroom.
07:52Right.
07:53Talk me through your beauty regime.
07:55Okay.
07:56Well, first I start with a pine tarsel bath.
07:58That's for my eczema.
08:00Then I put on a base coat of hydrocortisone cream.
08:02That's for my carbuncles.
08:04And then I finish with a thin layer of magnaplasm
08:07to bring my boils to a head.
08:13Oh, you...
08:23Kel.
08:24I reckon we should put that Panasonic up on the low boy in our room.
08:28And the TV in our room.
08:30Cat, look at the portable.
08:31Look at the quality, darling.
08:33Sharp as a tack.
08:34So real.
08:35Oof.
08:36Poor Nick Nolte.
08:37That's very unforgiving.
08:38Let's see what's going to happen here.
08:39I'm never going to get a look in with you, am I?
08:41That'll be good upstairs.
08:43You can watch a video sometime.
08:44Oh, a video?
08:45What sort are you thinking about?
08:46Hmm?
08:47Oh, look.
08:48A Farathon's coming.
08:49I love Farrah forces, mate.
08:58Sharon!
09:00I talked to you before.
09:01You've got to give up sport.
09:03But, Kim...
09:04If you want to be like me, you have to lose weight the mental way.
09:07Now get inside, get on the Jason recliner, and put on the flab blaster, please.
09:11Kitchy girl.
09:12Kitchy girl.
09:12Come on.
09:13One ice cream.
09:13Come on, Kitchy girl.
09:14Come on.
09:15You ready, Kim?
09:16Red, one, can't you see I'm working?
09:19And two, you are not taking that child anywhere looking like you.
09:22Now go upstairs and put her in her ruched cargo nappy and her Kittenhill booties, please.
09:27And don't forget her Mary-Kate and Ashley Sunny.
09:29Yeah.
09:30Right.
09:33This won't hurt a bit.
09:37It seems like colour and texture to shine through.
09:41Yeah.
09:42But often why it is you...
09:43Oh, you gave me a fright.
09:45You're on early.
09:46Oh no, it's six o'clock.
09:47How was your day?
09:49Oh, mixed.
09:51Jennifer Pitt-Aniston and Brad are still having issues, and Britney Spears' later saga's
09:55really thrown me.
09:57I'll just get a drink and debrief, okay?
09:59Did you say six o'clock?
10:00Oh, it's news time.
10:02Anything to get a...
10:04Tim E-news is on.
10:05News live with Alicia Davis and John Burke.
10:08I took care of her.
10:09Jennifer.
10:10Tell me to bring up Jennifer.
10:11How do you know?
10:13You're a psycho, John.
10:14Who are you talking to, Mum?
10:16John Edwards on Crossing Over.
10:18Jennifer.
10:18He's amazing, Kim.
10:19He's really got a thick sense.
10:21Thank you, sir.
10:21Okay, because she's off the red book.
10:23Now...
10:24Hmm.
10:24Turn around.
10:29Let's leave your body English for the moment and try something else.
10:31Sit.
10:32This is a multiple-choice quiz.
10:35If all things going well, Alan asks at coffee, would you like a patch?
10:40What would your response be?
10:43She's a poker cat.
10:44No, Sharon.
10:45It's multiple choice.
10:46What?
10:46Would you say A as if?
10:48B gets stuffed the pair of yours.
10:50C.
10:50What's in it for me?
10:52Well, Kim...
10:53I don't think I could say any of those things.
10:54I mean, they would just be rude.
10:56Sharon, I'm working my butt off here.
10:58You're not trying.
10:59Sorry, Kim.
11:00All right.
11:01Part two.
11:02Sweet nothings to whisper in your guy's ear.
11:04These never fail.
11:05Trust me.
11:06Nah.
11:06You are.
11:08Give it a bone.
11:09You got that?
11:11Hang on, Kim.
11:13I don't think I could say any of those things.
11:15Oh, you're hopeless, Sharon.
11:17I am not hopeless, Kim.
11:19Sharon, I got to where I am today by putting my nose to the grindstone.
11:24Oh, now look what you've done.
11:25You've woken up everything with all your yelling.
11:27Kim, I wasn't yelling.
11:29No, that's it.
11:29I quit.
11:30No, you just haven't got it, Sharon.
11:32You can never be me.
11:33You haven't got it.
11:34No, Kim!
11:36Kim!
11:37What if I can be you?
11:39Kim, what if I could I do?
11:40I couldn't be myself.
11:42What would that look like?
11:43Sharon!
11:43Kim!
11:44What's happened, Kim?
11:45What's happened, love?
11:46Oh, Kim's given up for me, Mrs. D.
11:49Oh, you're a little bee, Kim.
11:51I mean, what am I going to do about coffee with Alan?
11:55What?
11:56I just won't go.
11:57It doesn't matter.
11:58No, Sharon.
11:59You are going to go to that coffee with Alan.
12:01And do you want to know why you're going to that coffee with Alan?
12:03I'll tell you why.
12:04Because you're a survivor.
12:05No, Sharon.
12:06You're a survivor all-stars.
12:08Now listen, if you make an alliance with me,
12:10you'll win the immunity challenge,
12:11and Alan's tribal council will never be able to vote you off.
12:15What?
12:16More after the break, Sharon.
12:21Yeah, go for a little walk.
12:23Oh, and turn around.
12:25Yeah.
12:26Oh, it looks nice, love.
12:26You look pretty.
12:27Oh, thanks.
12:28Yeah, you look just like Nicole Kidman in BMX Bandits.
12:30Oh, wow.
12:31Actually, that's on tonight.
12:32I'll be at 11.30.
12:33Oh, well, Alan loves our Nick.
12:35He just raved about her in Cold Mountain.
12:37Oh, that's good.
12:38Mum, what are you doing?
12:39I'm helping Sharon.
12:40What does it look like?
12:41She looks foul.
12:43I think she looks stunning, actually.
12:45What have you done to her hair?
12:47It's a frizzy perm.
12:48You know, go the fro.
12:49I think it really suits Sharon.
12:51Oh, as if.
12:52Alan won't go near her with a barge pole looking like that.
12:54Guys hate that sort of hair.
12:56That's not true.
12:57Kel happens to think my hair is my clown in glory.
13:00He can't get enough of it wherever it may be.
13:02Anyway, what interest is it of yours?
13:04You quit the gig.
13:05Who said that?
13:07That's a lie.
13:08I never said that.
13:09So you will help me, Kim?
13:12Sharon, get the ceramic tongs.
13:14Yes, now.
13:20So you've really got the very latest in design.
13:22You've got a beautiful piece, as far as the design is concerned.
13:25As far as the kind of movement that you have with the play of light between the diamonds and the...
13:32Hello, sweet.
13:34Really spectacular.
13:35Oh, come on, Kat.
13:36You've got your best real eyes.
13:38Oh, yes, later.
13:39Here's in limited stock.
13:46Oh, goody.
13:47Cheeks of hazard.
13:53There's a park there.
13:54I'm looking...
13:55Are you going further away from the entrance?
13:57Go there.
13:58We parked there for a week ago.
13:59That's a good park.
14:00Are you going?
14:01I will stop you then.
14:03Kim!
14:03Now, I can't park there.
14:05It's police and that...
14:06Oh, come down it!
14:10So, where are we going first, Kimmy?
14:12Uh...
14:132Ki, Jackie E and Sue Pree, for starters.
14:16Okay, so then after shopping I'm getting my hair done, so what else?
14:19Acrylic nails, resilient wax and fantasy tan.
14:22I'm keeping a pretty natural look for you, Sharon.
14:25Alright, girls.
14:25Well, I'll lead you to it.
14:26Come on, Eps.
14:27You and Kat will go for a nice cuppuccino and little brows and homebrow beautifully.
14:32Okay, for you, M-O-W, girls.
14:34Alright, bye, Epony.
14:35Bye, Matthew.
14:35Hi.
14:36Bye, Mrs. T-boy, Epony.
14:38Okay, first things first, I want to get you into a midriff pop and some trumpet legs.
14:43Actually, two of the legs might be better for you and a nice clacky mule.
14:47Oh, no, Kim.
14:47I don't think I can wear a clacky mule on account of my clicky hits.
14:50Come on.
14:55We'll take the best of your guys first.
14:57After you get the most out of the time, I'm getting the most out of your left.
14:58I'm going to go to hell.
15:04You're good.
15:06I'm going to get on the left.
15:12We're all in a cloud.
15:12You're good.
15:13You're good.
15:20The 20's.
15:28Look, that lady looks exactly like Oprah Winfrey.
15:32Yeah, she's on the telly.
15:33She has her own show.
15:34She used to be quite fat, but she went on a diet, like your mummy did.
15:38But it has worked.
15:42Sharon?
15:43Kim?
15:44So far, I have to say, you've done amazing.
15:48Thanks, Kim.
15:49And this is the final part of the makeover.
15:51After this, I'm hoping you're going to make a real impact.
15:54We're going to shock value.
15:56I'm hoping when you walk out of that salon, you're going to look as shocking as me.
16:04I'm scared, Kim.
16:06Don't worry.
16:07We all are.
16:16I'm enjoying this chino.
16:19Ed, how are you enjoying yours, darling?
16:21No?
16:22No, what?
16:23What do we do now, Ed, say?
16:27I know.
16:28I've got an idea.
16:30Come on, Ed, let's go.
16:31I know.
16:44Mum!
16:48She's not here.
16:50She was going to be back acres ago.
16:52She was going to bring Anthony home for her sleep.
16:54It's not safe to fight.
16:55I've been trying to call her.
16:56It's not actually on her mobile.
16:58It's not just that.
16:58I'm going to be coming up here.
16:59You're going to be back here.
17:06Look.
17:06The one more real sweet one.
17:06Look.
17:14What?
17:15What is that?
17:31It's alright, Kim. I found her.
17:34Uh, yeah, she's fine.
17:38I'm talking.
17:39Mrs Dean.
17:41Cass.
17:43Oh, hello, Brett. What are you doing here?
17:46We'd better go. It's nearly tea time.
17:48No, it's not Brett.
17:50Oh, Brett. What have I been doing for four hours?
17:53Oh, yes, we were just going.
17:55I do love that episode, though, of Green Acres.
17:57It's the one with Arnold Diffle going to Hawaii.
17:59It's very funny.
18:01Gee, Brett. It was just a real wake-up call, you know.
18:05I'm so embarrassed.
18:06Sitting in Harvey Norman all afternoon like a complete na-na.
18:10But, you know, I'm an addictive personality.
18:12I'm a creative type, you know.
18:15I'm just glad we could return the plasma.
18:17Because it's nice just to sit around and have a good talk, you know,
18:21instead of staring at the idiot box all day.
18:26Yeah.
18:27Yeah.
18:29Yes, no, yes, no, because I realise that real life can be almost as interesting as TV.
18:35She's ready, everyone.
18:36Ooh.
18:37I think you're all going to be amazed by the transformation that's happened to Sharon this week.
18:41So, feast your eyes on the second hottest toddy in Fountain Lakes, Sharon Karen Streslecki.
18:48Oh.
18:50Hello, Nails.
18:51Oh, snaps for Sharon.
18:53Snaps for Sharon, people.
18:54Well done, Sharon.
18:55Yeah, good girl, Sharon. Good girl.
18:57Thanks, Mrs D.
18:58Kel.
18:58Excuse me, I was the one who did all the work.
19:00I tell you what, if I wasn't married, I'd be after you, Sharon.
19:03Yeah, well, you are, Brett, so keep it in your pants.
19:05Oh, which reminds me, remember to hold your stomach in like I always have to do, okay?
19:09Oh, look, fingers and toes for tomorrow, Sharon. Fingers and toes.
19:12Ooh, ooh, it's got something to eat.
19:13Oh, yeah, I'm starting.
19:14No, no, not you.
19:24Hello, Sharon.
19:28Whatever.
19:30You look different.
19:31What have you done to yourself?
19:33You know your beeswax, Ellen.
19:35Why don't you mind it?
19:38Did you watch the one-dayer on the weekend?
19:40As if.
19:42I'm a big fan of Shane Warne's.
19:45Well, what do you want me to do about it? Throw a party?
19:49I'll tell you a bit about myself.
19:51I've broken my fibula five times, I'm prone to hives and I'm a bit desperately lonely.
19:56Nil interest.
20:02Sharon.
20:04I think you're a very nice woman.
20:09You are.
20:14Oh, I don't think this is going to work.
20:17I'd better get back.
20:19Bye, Sharon.
20:20Alan, where are you going?
20:22I'm a hornbag!
20:23Hello, foxy moron!
20:25Oh, Alan, no!
20:27I did watch the one-day!
20:29I love Shane Warne!
20:39What are you staring at, Scare Bear?
20:45Having created Sharon over into my own image, I now realise the world is not big enough for two Kim
20:50Craigny days.
20:51That said, I realise now I do have a queer eye, and I'm turning that eye on Brett.
20:58Ah, Kim.
21:00Ah, you're a loser I really, really hate you.
21:03I can't go out looking like this.
21:05No, of course you can't!
21:06Go upstairs and get your new Dad's man bandana.
21:08Your fantasy tan's in half an hour.
21:10Half an hour fantasy tan, oh.
21:12Oh!
21:13This is a wonderful thing to know in the world this year,
21:16in the world of the South Africa,
21:18at SCG's South Africa,
21:20fought hard to stay in the match,
21:22into Australia.
21:24Chuck Ellum, with an outstanding force,
21:27he made a match with his concentric.
21:29A wonderful boundary of Michael Jackson,
21:31who fought up his ninth S-Man 100.
21:34Then Shane Warne,
21:36what a performance by Shane Warne,
21:37he needed one wicket to go...
21:39Oh!
21:41How does Warne do it?
21:43Oh, you know, it's a flipper, you know.
21:48Do that again?
21:50Well, you know,
21:53a flipper.
22:13No, I could see I was making a rod for my own back.
22:16You know, Sharon could have turned into an Uber me,
22:19and then like turned and like killed the golden goose.
22:22Oh, yes.
22:23And who do you see as being that goose, Kim?
22:25Oh, shut up, Mum.
22:27Well, it's nice to see Sharon getting a boyfriend without your assistance, isn't it?
22:31No, it's all over.
22:32Alan's been transferred to a psych ward in New Zealand.
22:35Oh, as a nurse?
22:36No, as a patient.
22:37Sharon was over him anyway.
22:39Evidently, he thought Shane Warne's suspension was fair.
22:42Oh, that's weird.
22:43I know.
22:44Hey, I've been meaning to say I do like those pants, Kim.
22:46Oh, thanks, yeah.
22:48They're my new aubergine uber jeans.
22:50Yeah, it's my new image.
22:51Corporate slash type casual.
22:54Yes, look, it's been interesting seeing Sharon go on this journey to discover who she wasn't.
22:59Ditto, I've been reassessing my goals, Kim.
23:01Like, for instance, could I do better than teeming a high-waisted jean with a tapestry waistcoat?
23:07Have I been too resistant to change? I don't know.
23:10Well, I'll tear something for free you could do with a shorter fly.
23:13You might be right there, Kim.
23:15You know, I ran my insecurities over Kel last night in bed, and he was very supportive.
23:19He said he wouldn't have me change a thing.
23:22Oh, nothing on TV tonight.
23:26Why do you have to get rid of the plasma?
23:28Now we can't watch nothing on anything.
23:29Oh, no, I'm glad it's gone. I'm getting so much more done.
23:32But, you know, doing my TAFE course in portraiture has been a boon.
23:36Have a look at this, Kim. See?
23:37What is it?
23:38It's a self-portrait-entitled girl with a parrot earring. See?
23:44Oh, it's nice.
23:45It's nice. It's different.
23:46Yeah, it's unusual.